Four times, obviously, theyre doing something right. Absolutely here performing, put your hands together and get here performing her single lifted, put your hands together and get ready, its cl. cheers and applause hey, you, get off my cloud you dont know me, and you dont know my style gettin lifted, never come down gettin lifted, uh gettin dumb on the drum rumpumpumpumpum better nn, when i come, what a bomb bomb sippin on coke and rum, gettin so drunk everyone wonderin where she come from . Got gold on my necklace, gold on my wrists girls gettin mad cause their boys want a kiss fast with the cash, i just irow it in the bag everything i wanna have well i think you get the gist upside downside, inside outside hittin you from every angle theres no doubt i poetry in motion, coast to coast and rub it in your skin like lotion i got myself a 40, i got myself a shorty, and im about to go get lifted, yes, im about to go get lifted, i got myself a 40, i got myself a shorty, and im about to go get lifted, yes, im about to go get lifted, yeah huff, huff and i puff blow like snow when the cold winds blowing zoom, i hit the mic like boom wrote a song about it, like to hear it . Here it goes style will hit you, wham, then god bleep youll be like, oh bleep , thats the jam turn it up, now hear me get buck wild im about to blow, light me up upside downside, inside outside hittin you from every angle theres no doubt i poetry in motion, coast to coast and rub in it your skin like 4tion i got myself a 40, i got myself a shorty, and im about to go get lifted, yes im about to go get lifted, i got myself a 40, i got myself a shorty, and im about to go get lifted, yes im about to go get lifted, yeah hey, you, get off my cloud you dont know me, and you dont know my style gettin lifted, never come down gettin lifted, never come f wn hey, you, get off my cloud you dont know me, and you dont know my style gettin lifted, never come down gettin lifted, uh i got myself a 40, i got myself a shorty, and im about to go get lifted, yes im about to go get lifted, i got myself a 40, i got myself a shorty, and im about to go get lifted, yes im about to go get lifted, yeah cheers and applause . James that is how you do it. C. L. , everybody well see you next week, reggie, take us home captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org what are you doing . Sfx burp im having a small snack. Gross. Dont live with ants. Get raid ant roach spray. Raid . . . Raid kills bugs dead. Sc johnson shhh laughing whats going on . Gasp you going to shut it down . This is totally going viral. I wanna go viral. Going viral . Get scrubbing bubbles, clean and disinfect. 20,000 views what . Oh, it looks so clean in here. Its time for your host byron allen. Rick kaiser. Mick flores. Now a man who you tivod so you can skip to the commercials, byron allen all right. Lot going on. Lot going on. A Consumer Watch Group has put out a list of the most dangerous costumes for kids to wear on halloween. Number one on the list a congressional page. All right. Say hello to some very funny people. Edwin san juan. Rick kaiser. Crazy crazy judy wu. Where you from originally . Iscerrito. Were all from the philippines. I was made in taiwan. Whats it like growing up in your house . It was rough, man, because we never had pets. Our dogs name was main dish. All we had was left over. How about you . I understand you been listening to hiphop. Yeah, i try to stay up with the kids. See, im trying ining can i you b . Lot of these kids nowadays dont know anything about old school hiphop. Hiphop was about living. Now theyre not saying anything. All they have is a funky ass beat. You know . And you in the club, the beaters would get you out your seat. See specially like black people. We like, ooh, shoot, okay. Thats when you like, what in the hell are you talking about . How much platinum jewelry for your girl can you buy . How many women can you disrespect in the video . Do you realize you are a grownass man bragging about the size of your rims and tires . And nobody finds that retarded but me . Right . Thats right. Thats right. I mean we are living in a world where your rim and tire size determine your status as a human being. I got 24 inches. I got 26s. Then here i come. Say look at vince, he aint nothing, driving around on rims and tires the same size the engineers designed for the damn vehicle. Getting optimum gas mileage. You know, it is about cars when they do the hiphop stuff. I just recently became a car guy. Up until recently i was a noncar guy. I had a fourdoor beige honda. That was my first car. Loved that car. I put 8 worth of gas and go four years. And the car was brilliant, man. And ill never forget i was driving down the street in my little fourdoor honda, i was proud of it and just driving down the street and eddie murphy pulls up next to me in a beautiful bentley. He was right over there. I was like hey. Its like 3 00 in the morning. Were coming home from the club. He saw me and he pushed this button and the electric windows went i thought hey and he was and drove off. I know you a long time, man. Yeah, were both getting older. By the way, your hondas still running well. I got it. Just listening to vince, when i go to music, i stop basically in the 70s. Started off with records and a needle. My first was a sears 60, turn table drops down about six inches. For stereo you had to put your head on the turn table. Look at you, fashion diva. I understand you just like all in your clothes these days. Wait a minute i move to my own music. I got to strap one on okay, lets hear it. All right . I want a guy with a mobile home has an extra wide chromosome who retains water in his head who talks to me like mr. Ed thats what im talking about. What do you think about the asian stereotype . Asians cant drive. You know . Were smart but we cant drive. If they made the steering while like a mouse. Asians cant drive but at least we have car insurance. Know what i mean . We got to take a break. Dont go away, well be right back. Nope, its lemonade. Is that icet . 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I had no idea what i was in for when her mom and her linked up on the same menstrual cycle and i became trapped in a womens prison movie. Men have hormones too. We can get a testosterone overload any time, women have seen this, a guys been working out doing something, setting, in the house, testosterone overdrive. Im going to tear this wall down, put the refrigerator there. Slow down, no talk, no talk. Just got to bang for awhile. Mans hormones drop down, ill just pay somebody to finish the job. Get a sitcom. You know what, heres the thing, you know what, byron, i need to be caught in a scandal. Yeah. Thats right. I wanted to become addicted to painkillers, you know, the problem is im catholic and i live for pain. You know . I still have nightmares about my eighth grade nonsister godzilla. Got mad at me because i gave her a shaving mug for fathers day. Judy, youre going to hell for that. Oh, good, we can car pool. Hello. By the way, thats a big male fantasy, men want to see two women together, dont you . No, i dont. Yes, you do dont lie to me guess what, we women want to see two men. Thats right. We want to see two men. One to cook and one to clean. Maybe if i had been more like that monica l, maybe if i had played swallow the leader. Nasty, nasty, nasty. Been traveling, man . Every week, road dog. Are you really . Yeah. How are they treating you at the airport . People want to racially profile at the airport. Im like, hell yes. America was founded on racism. We should do what we do best when we need to do it. You know what i mean . We actually are professionals at racism. Im in line, right, i get pulled out of line, theres a guy hovering on a piece of carpet next to me. And you take away my carmex . Have you been traveling . Yeah, you know, my favorite thing is they sent me on the airplane, always sit me between a land mass and a glacier, you know . Its fine until we hit turbulence and i get smashed into a mammogram breast, you know . Until i look like one of those tropical fish with an eye on each side of my head, you know, like tori spelling. Daddy oh, thats my fault now i like your haircut, man. Got the same haircut. There you go. You look good, though. Thank you. Black people look good with bald heads. Asians, we look like buddha. You know what i mean . White people look sick. Were going to take a break. Well be right back. Dont go away. To find out how to be part of our studio audience, visit gold bond rough bumpy skin therapy. Used daily, it exfoliates, smoothes, softens. Reduces bumps 74 . Gold bond. Ultimate lotion. Ultimate skin. Fourteen americans killed in a San Bernardino mass shooting. But after this tragedy when pat toomey had the chance to ban suspected terrorists from buying guns he voted against closing this loophole for terrorists and with the gun lobby. Katie we have to do everything in our power to keep guns away from terrorists who threaten our way of life. Im Katie Mcginty and i approve this message because we cant risk our families safety on a loophole. Welcome back to comics unleashed. Whats going on, man, heard you were talking about viagra. You want to get some . Its everywhere. You dont need a prescription. When it first started, you need a prescription. Now its internet. What i get is, i read about that most of the men who are taking it, like 80yearold guys are taking of this stuff and dying of heart attacks, yet they know it, which tells you everything you need to know about men. They are saying, look, the doctors going you can either have ten more years of life with no sex or take this viagra, have sex and maybe have a heart attack. Give me the pill. They are going to market viagra as a soft drink, thats right. Now every guy can pour himself a stiff one. You think racism will ever end . Man, thats a good question. I hope so. I think human beings need to get their stuff together. I think we all need to get the stuff together as people. I dont want to preach racial harmony and love, because i dont want to get shot. Anyone in history of man kind thats had a message of love or harmony, gone, jfk, pow, Martin Luther king, pow, gandhi, jesus so we can ease into the ending of racism, not abruptly. I hope we can get our act together. What do you think about interracial relationships . I think its good. I think its good. Its important, you know what i mean . We have to learn about each others differences and cultures. Like my sister married a black guy, hes a good guy. Hes a lawyer. Good to have a lawyer in your family, right . I never thought that my brotherinlaw would be a brotherinlaw. What do you think about white people . White people, they are all white. White people are cool, they are good, until they get fired. Right . Then they go postal and shoot everybody. When blacks and latinos get fired, its about time, sucka. Right . Fire a white guy, im fired, what . Ill be back. Go home, get the guns, come back, and they shoot everybody. I know because im filipino. A lot of filipinos work in the post office. You dont see filipinos in the news shooting people. If were on the news, its because were the witness. I saw the whole thing from the back counter. The gun firing, it was bobby, hes crazy. We got to take a break. Well be right back. Dont go away. For more laughs, visit comicsunleashed. Com. Closed captioning brough when you are suffering from chest congestion but you have got a full day ahead of you, try mucinex 12hour. Only mucinex has a unique bilayer tablet. The white layer releases immediately. Mucinex is absorbed 60 percent faster than store brands. While the blue extended release layer lasts a full 12 hours. Relieve chest congestion with mucinex, and enjoy living well. Cno artificial flavors. Philadelphia® garden vegetable. Rich, creamy. 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