The redskins won yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] and the orangeskin lost. [ cheers and applause ] after a video surfaced of donald trump and billy bush making lewd sexual comments about women, nbc announced bush would be suspended from the today show, indefinitely. Bush could not be grabbed for comment. [ audience groans ] donald trump last night wrote off his past controversial remarks about women as, locker room talk. I dont want to be a fatshamer, but that does not look like a dude who has spent much time in locker rooms. [ laughter ] unless, i dont know, does kfc have a locker room . [ laughter ] Trump Campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway said this morning that last nights debate was a good night for democracy. But, i think what she really meant was good night, democracy. The debate no democracy just go to bed, itll give you nightmares. You dont want to see this, democracy. [ laughter ] after hearing Donald Trumps lewd comments about women, Vice President ial nominee mike pence canceled a Campaign Event in new jersey today even worse, he forgot to tell chris christie. [ laughter and applause ] during last nights debate, donald trump of being hateful and racist before adding oh my god, hes right behind me, isnt he . [ laughter ] Melania Trump reportedly refused to participate in a joint tv appearance with donald trump this weekend following his comments about women. But its only because she is busy rereading all 6,000 pages of her prenup. [ laughter ] night, that he and running mate mike pence have not spoken about their key points of their policy plans and furthermore he thought that pence was a very biased moderator. [ laughter and applause ] those fancy glasses dont fool me, pence, i know thats you. [ laughter ] and finally foxx newss Geraldo Rivera said this weekend, that he has additional embarrassing tapes of donald trump, and if geraldo thinks theyre embarrassing, you [ laughter and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we got a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] she is one of the stars of showtimes masters of sex. She is a good friend of the show and a good friend of mine, Sarah Silverman is here. [ cheers and applause ] the very funny, Sarah Silverman. He is the host of cnns the lead with jake tapper and he has been doing incredible work this election season, jake tapper is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you know the last time i was in washington d. C. Doing a show was at the 2011 white house correspondents dinner. And at the time, donald trump was making a lot of noise about the fact that he did not think that president barack obama was born in this country. And because of that it seemed only fair that we would make some jokes about donald trump, but at least he was a really good sport about them, lets take a look. Seth donald trump has been saying he will run for president as a republican. Which is surprising, since i just assumed he wa [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] donald trump often appears on fox which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trumps head. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] donald trump said recently he has a great relationship with the blacks. Though, unless the blacks are a [ cheers and applause ] seth i thought it was over, and yet now here we are five years later five years later were back in dc, and donald trump is still the story. [ laughter ] and it looks like this week will forever be remembered as the one when the trump train collided head on with the access hollywood bus, resulting in severe injuries to one Major Political party. The most recent week of horrors for donald trump was capped off last night by the second president ial debate, for more on this its time for a closer look. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth going into this debate, the Trump Campaign was in crisis, precipitated in large part of course, by this footage that by now you probably know better than your 5yearold knows frozen. I moved on her actually. You know, she was down in palm beach. Whoa i did try and [ bleep ] her. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldnt get there and she was married. You know, im automatically attracted to beautiful i just start kissing them, its like a magnet, you just kiss. I dont even wait. And when youre a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Whatever you want. Grab them by the [ bleep ]. You can do anything. Seth cool, cool. [ laughter ] so a man who is this close to the highest office in the land now occupies the lowest office in the land, the pervert on the bus. Even the act of departing the bus managed to be embarrassing for trump. Its always good if you dont fall out of the bus. Like ford, gerald ford, remember . [ knocking ] down below. Pull the handle. Seth sorry, whats more pathetic, a Major Party Nominee that talks about women like that, or one who thinks you get out of a bus by knocking on the glass . [ laughter and applause ] is the man to defeat isis, as long as isis isnt on the other side of a door. [ laughter ] and by the way, lets not forget that donald trump isnt the only one being disgusting on this tape, there is also billy bush who somehow passed jeb as worst performing bush in 2016. [ laughter ] poor jeb, he must be sitting somewhere thinking, i cant win anything. [ laughter ] and once they got off the bus, billy bush somehow managed to add a layer of nacho sleaze to are you ready to be a soap star . Were ready, lets go. Make me a soap star. How about a little hug for donald, he just got off the bus. Would you like a little hug, darling . Okay, absolutely, melania said this is okay. How bout a little hug for the bushy . I just got off the bus. Bushy, bushy. Here we go. Seth theyre so entitled, they think they deserve hugs for getting off of a bus. And it wasnt easy. You couldnt just knock on the glass, trust me, i tried. [ laughter ] now it should be noted, nbc suspended billy bush from the which means there is currently a higher standard for host of the third hour of the today show than there is for republican nominee for president. [ laughter and applause ] now, the release of this tape threw the Trump Campaign into chaos and after 15 months of tolerating explicit misogyny, bigotry, calls to violence, erratic behavior, and overt racism from trump. Somehow some republicans decided this was the final straw. Many withdrew their endorsements while others, like House Speaker paul ryan tried to distance themselves without fully renouncing trump. Paul ryan, the House Speaker, saying he is done defending donald trump saying that on a Conference Call with republican members just now. What is distinct about this is that paul ryan is not publicly withdrawing his endorsement. Seth so, he wont defend him but he still endorses him. Paul ryan is so spineless, at this point they now carry him to [ laughter ] and he has company. He is not alone, so [ laughter and applause ] in fact, instead of reckoning with trumps misogyny, his supports have been trotting out the lamest excuses possible like his former Campaign Manager and current frownyface emoji, Corey Lewindowski who said this. I think the American People know exactly who donald trump is, hes a person. And what has been such an attraction to donald trump is that he is not a career politician, he doesnt measure every word. Speaks the way many people talk around their dining room table. Seth yeah, thats right. He was talking to billy bush the way other people talk around the dining room table, honey, this meatloaf is fantastic, im going to move on it like a bitch. [ laughter and applause ] even seemingly basic facts were contested by trump supporters. A phenomena cnn analyst kirstin powers encountered first hand when she tweeted quote, i think grabbing a womans vagina is assault. You a pass. Not this time. The vagina is internal, check an anatomy book it cannot be grabbed. [ laughter ] but of course powers had the final say when she responded. Quote, i know where my vagina is. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] as opposed to donald trump who thinks vagina is a swing state. They love me in vagina. [ laughter ] you know, they love me even more in west vagina. Im doing great [ laughter ] im doing great in both the vaginas. [ laughter ] so as expected, the tape was the first order of business at last nights debate and when he was asked about it, trump tried to make the case, that it was idle talk. Using one phrase in particular over and over. You bragged that you have sexually assaulted women, do you understand that . No, i didnt say that at all. I dont think you understood what was said. This w lasocker room talk. Yes, im very embarrassed by it, i hate it, but its locker room talk. First of all, no its not. That is not the way men in locker rooms talk. Second of all, this is the problem, trump treats the entire world like the inside of a mens locker room. And you just know he is the locker room type who towel dries his hair while hes bucknaked with one leg up on the bench so everyone has to avert their eyes to avoid looking at his saggy ball sack. [ laughter and applause ] of course, trump didnt stop at casually dismissing the charges against him. Ls overreached. I have Great Respect for women, nobody has more respect for women than i do. Seth and that Great Respect for women was on full display, in the way trump lurked behind Hillary Clinton on the debate stage every time she answered a question. Every american feels like he or she has a place in our trcouny. [ laughter ] who have real life experience. [ laughter ] who have not just been in a big law firm, and maybe clerk for a judge. [ laughter ] wed just turn it back to the Insurance Companies and the way it should be. Swap that the obamacare approach to take. Like i say, 20 Million People now have health insurance. Seth okay, now, i know youre upset but you have to understand that wasnt lurking, that was just a locker room walk. [ laughter ] you know, when youre a man in a womans locker room and you have to stand behind a woman so she cant see you . [ laughter ] and then when she turns, you turn, always staying out of her field of vision. Its a locker room walk, all guys do it. [ laughter ] now you might say, trump would never go into a womans locker room. Fair, but he would go backstage at a Miss Universe contest while the contestants were changing. Ill tell you the funniest, is that ill go backstage before a show. Yes. And everyone is getting dressed and ready and everything else. And you know, no men are anywhere. And im allowed to go in because im the owner of the pageant and therefore im, inspecting it, you know . Right, right. Im inspecting and i want to make sure everything is good. Youre like a doctor, youre there is everyone okay . You know, theyre standing there with no clothes, is everybody okay . And you see these incredible looking women, so i sort of get away with things like that. Seth yeah. We should give him more power. Already shocking revelations, trump managed to outdo himself last night with an even more dangerous statement. Becoming the first president ial candidate to promise that if hes elected, he will throw his opponent in jail. Ill tell you what. I didnt think id say this, but im going to say it. And i hate to say it, but if i win, i am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation. Its just awfully good that someone with the temperament of donald trump is not in charge of the law in our country. Because youd be in jail. Seth says the pervert on the bus. [ laughter ] so trump finally revealed his inner dictator, which probably shouldnt come as a surprise given that he has repeatedly praised other dictators who jail political opponents. I think i would have a very, very Good Relationship with putin. He is really very much of a leader, the man has very strong corol over a country. Saddam hussein killed terrorists. He would kill them immediately. He didnt do it politically correct. He found a terrorist, they were gone within five secdson, okay . If you look at north korea, this guy, this main i mean, he is like a maniac, okay . And you gotta give him credit. How many young guys, he was like 26 or 25 when his father died, take over these tough generals. And all of a sudden its Pretty Amazing when you think about it. How does he do that . Seth seriously, how can we be surprised by anything from a man who put these two sentences back to back. And you gotta give him credit. Seth its not even but its not even but you have to give him credit [ laughter ] fortunately none of this seems to be working on voters. The majority of whom thought Hillary Clinton won the debate according to post debate polls. A fact trumps Campaign ManagerKellyanne Conway disagreed with in a way i thought was telling. Who won the debate . 57 said Hillary Clinton won the debate, 34 said donald trump won the debate. That is the results of our cnn debate, but thank you. [ laughter ] seth thats right, you were watching a deferent debate from a different reality. [ laughter ] maybe that alternate reality is the same one trumpas w inhabiting when he thought it was totally normal to just start walking off the stage when hillary was giving an answ. Er [ laughter ] where is he is going . Whats back there . The ashheap of history . [ laughter ] does he think there are naked women behind every stage . This has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth well be right back with more late night from washington dc. [ cheers and applause ] . . Ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Throw. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of american express. . . Its [ hawk squawk ]back. 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[ cheers and applause ] be sure to check out the latest ep from Living Colour,who shot the band next year, and also joining us on drums hes playing with some of the biggest acts in music, and is currently holding it down with bryson tiller, Thaddeus Dixon is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thaddeus has a new song out all about you featuring timothy bloom and talib kweli. Thank you guys so much for being here. Its going to be an amazing week having you. [ cheers and applause ] this, you guys, this, next thing, is very exciting. I believe what youre about to see is the first example in being done. The obamas were nice enough to let us, because we are here in washington d. C. , put a go pro camera on their portuguese water dog, bo. [ laughter ] were calling it the first dog cam, and we are so excited to have bo give us a behind the scenes, and under the table glimpse at the goings on, around 1600 pennsylvania avenue. Please take a look. . . Oh, hey look at this, looks like weve got a visitor. [ aws ] uh, marty, watch out hes coming for your french dip. I think youre right, look at that. You want this . You cant have my french dip boy, you know why . This is people food, okay . All right. Oh, man, oh. Mmm. It looks good. Oh, come on, that is nice. [ laughter ] yeah, no i cant have it. Thats the thing. Im shocked its going to go through. Oh, i know. I cant believe its gonna pass. [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ] [ barks ] hey, bo, what is it . [ laughter ] [ barks ] oh, bo is back, guys, were trying to work here, can you take the dog some place else . [ barks ] you getting high on the job, pal . Thats not mine. Yeah, sure its not. No, im serious. You are done here, lets go. What . That is not mine, guys, you know, thats enough bo . [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh hey there, bo, how you doing, boy . [ barks ] [ dog whines ] sorry, pal, cant let you out today, theyre spraying the lawn. [ barks ] sorry, boy, cant do it, ill take you out for a long walk later on, okay . Crazy game last night. Word, im glad i stayed up for it. Tell me about it. Hey, bo, wait, what is it, boy . [ barking ] we should check this out. [ barking ] what . What is it now friend . Wait, whats that . [ growling ] a headless barbie doll. Ive never seen that before in my life. Frank, isnt this what the serial killers been leaving at all the crime scenes . The barbie doll killer what . You twisted son of a bitch. What are you talking about . Hey, get off of me, what is this . Bo, help bo. The dog did it oh, tell it to the judge you sick freak. No, no, it was the dog. Bo, why . Today, i stand in front of you humbled by the sacrifices that, oh, hey there, bo sorry booboo, daddys busy. [ growls ] [ laughter ] [ barks ] reminds me of this one time michelle was eating a pulled pork sandwich, uh, oh hey, bo, what do you got there . Okay, well just put this away and lets play ball. 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The earth, shaking under foot as he stomped members of the confederacy to death. [ laughter ] sometimes if he was really angry, he would eat them. Seth our first guest tonight is a twotime Emmy Awardwinning writer, comedian, and actress. Shes currently in the middle of a nationwide standup tour, and you can see her on the series masters of sex which airs sunday nights on showtime. Please welcome back to the show, our friend Sarah Silverman. . . [ cheers and applause ] seth you have to, you have to promise to come back and do the show in new york within that tiny little studio, now that youve been here in this giant theater. I know, now im spoiled. Seth yeah, this is a spoiling night for my guests. tis. Seth uh, tis. But youve, youve played some big rooms this year. You were at the first night of the Democratic National convention. How was that . Oh, yes. One of those. Seth and you, it was a night that sort of set the tone, and you were on stage with senator al franken, and what exactly happened . How would you explain what um, you mean, that when i said, youre so ridiculous . Seth you were speaking to bernie supporters, yes . Theres kind of nothing worse than accidentally creating your own awful catch phrase that will haunt you for several months after. I have people coming up to me, hey, am i being ridiculous . And youre like, kind of . [ laughter ] it certainly was not anything planned. They told me, seth because you ended up on stage, first of all, explain this. Because, what do you, you seem like youre posing. [ laughter ] there because what happened was, i had a two minute speech. They said you have to keep it tight. Keep to two minutes, you know . And i finished my two minute speech and then were supposed to introduce paul simon. And something, they were having trouble setting up his band or something. And i look over and the stage manager is literally going, stretch like were in the catskills or something. Uh, i had so much i wanted to say but now im sitting here and im supposed to stretch. And after awhile i just go, screw it. Im just going to look as hot as i can for still photos. [ laughter ] which i did. Seth also, with all due respect to the senator, nothing really ups somebodys hotness than standing next to al franken. [ laughter ] yeah, its, its kind of like when you put a number two pencil next to something for size. Seth yeah. No, hes very handsome and i love him very much. Seth so, youve been in cause we actually, you and i, we saw each other in 2008, in denver, the democratic convention. But i did not remember this, but heres a photo of you talking to al gore and can you explain why youre making that i can explain that. Seth okay. Great. I can. Seth because thats very intense. I flew there from new york. Always had my backpack and forgot that i had, the night pot guys at ucb. Seth gotcha, so you know theyre good. Theyre great. A half is more than enough. Seth so how much did you have. I ate a half. Seth okay, great. And just as it hit me, and you know, before it hits you, i dont know if you know this, [ laughter ] but uh, before it hits you is always when you go like, i dont really feel anything . [ laughter ] i think whatever triggers that is what, its always followed by, oh, no [ laughter and applause ] and then, and then i look up and they go, sarah, you know al franken. Seth oh, al gore . Oh, sorry yeah. [ laughter ] i do know al franken. Seth wait, did you, did you take one now . [ laughter ] so, uh, its just hitting me. I dont feel it. Oh. Ive never held up the card for the camera. Seth yeah, its fun right . This is fun. Seth youve got to angle it that way. There you go. It kind of looks like maybe im saying like, rawr, im going to eat you or, im a monster but, he took it with aplomb. Seth i think in a weird way, youre probably lucky he wasnt the president , because it feels Like Secret Service could really maul you for what youre doing right there. [ laughter ] i know, my hands get really, really seth really aggressive. All my passion is in my hands. I dont know where that shirt is. I loved that shirt. Seth thats a great shirt. Also, you know, people may not, you know who that little dude is . Bradley cooper. Seth thats Bradley Cooper ive been holding up that is true. Seth yeah, there you go. Yeah. Seth this is uh, this photo is worth a ton. [ laughter ] um, youre going to stick around, were going to talk more, right . Yeah. Seth all right. Sleeping over. Seth well be right back with Sarah Silverman after this. . . [ cheers and applause ] initiating retrieval sequence. Dang it ah come on astronauts can vote from space. 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Boca jewelry rule, if it shines, its mine. [ laughter ] i dont get seth i dont really, yeah. I dont know if i get that but he doesnt he hasnt figured out having a comedic angle. Seth gotcha, heres this one too. Family, its all about family except in boca where families fight about money. Then its all about the money, idiots. [ laughter ] seth this one i like though because i feel like this is for todays political climate. Ill do it in his accent a muslim, a jew, and a christian walk into a coffee shop. No, im not good at accents though. Thats really not his accent. [ laughter ] coffee . Anyway, a muslim a jew and a christian walk into a coffee shop and talk, laugh, drink coffee as good friends. Its what happens when youre not an ass [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] seth there you go. I think thats very, very good messaging. He doesnt really craft it. He doesnt really like know how to have an angle that has like t but seth right, but it must be strange for him. Because he has had a daughter who has been in comedy for a long time and is very accomplished in it. Does he ever pitch you jokes . He you know, i loved jokes and he would send me to camp, sleep away camp, which was terrible for me, because i was a bed wetter. But he would send me with joke books because he knew i loved jokes. But i was an 8yearold kid with truly tasteless jokes one and two. He did when i was like 8. This joke, which i didnt understand until about two weeks ago. [ laughter ] how to get rid of crabs. Seth how do you get rid of crabs . Yeah, and by the way, nobody do people have crabs anymore . Seth i dont know. I think seth its a hard thing to ask because people dont have pubes anymore. Seth right thats the issue. Thats what it is. Seth its also impossible to test. Because, if you say hey give it up if youve got crabs who has crabs seth nobody, nobody would make noise. We dont know if thats accurate. Hear about crabs. Anyway, back then seth it was an issue. People had bushes in full bloom. Seth yeah. And crabs were maybe more rampant. Seth a brazilian rain forest of pubic hair. So i just remember that his story of how to get rid of crabs, you go to the movies and you put oh i talked into my mic. Seth yeah. You go to the movies and you put popcorn on your pubes and then when the crabs go to get a which i do think is very funny actually. Seth its good. But also it like takes you awhile. Like in your case it took years to get it. You have to sit on it yeah, i was at a red light like two weeks ago. Oh its a venereal thing. Seth and you mentioned camp. Your dad, this i a true story your dad is still friends with all of his camp friends. This is just a true story. My dad grew up, he sent me to summer camp as a bed wetter that sounds like torture. Its because that was his joy, camp you know. And he went to the same summer camp samoset for many years and then became a counselor and you think, you think of counselors as older because they were older when you when to camp. Theyre 16yearold kids, you know, so hes this kid, and hes in charge of filling out a form for each kid every week, you know, are they getting sleep, are they brushing their teeth . Are they going to the bathroom and then under that it says l h right, but he, it was under bathroom, he didnt know what l h meant and he was afraid to ask so he assumed it meant loose or hard. [ laughter ] and that he was to circle one. [ laughter ] so he would have his campers come get him before they flushed the toilet. So he could inspect thei and i just love it because theres probably just a generation of older men in therapy going well, i did have a Camp Counselor when i was young who was like obsessed with my [ bleep ]. You were abused. Seth well, he sounds like a wonderful guy. [ laughter ] hes a great guy. Seth hes a great guy. Youre a great person. Thank you so much for being here. What a great way to kick off our washington d. C. Week with you here. Everybody, give it up for Sarah Silverman handsome michael sheen. The very handsome michael sheen. Well be right back with jake tapper. . . My moderate to severe chronic plaque psoriasis made a simple trip to the Grocery Store anything but simple. So i had an important conversation with my he explained that humira works inside my body to target and help block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to my symptoms. In clinical trials, most adults taking humira were clear or almost clear, and many saw 75 and even 90 clearance in just 4 months. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. Serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, tell your doctor if youve been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if youve had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. Ask about humira, the 1 prescribed biologic by dermatologists. Clearer skin is possible. Start boldly. With the apple that bites back. Late night with seth meyers in washington d. C. Check out more election stories by adding the nbc news red white and you flash briefing on your amazon echo. And then, ask for the news. . . Seth welcome back to late night everybody, out next guest is cnns chief washington correspondent. He hosts the lead weekday afternoons as well as the Network Sunday show state of the union. Please welcome back to the show, our friend, jake tapper. . . Seth welcome alright seth i want to start by complimenting you. I think you have done a fantastic job during this campaign. I feel like you try very hard to keep both candidates and their surrogates in line and it seems like this is maybe harder than ever to do that. My hair is a lot greyer. Seth yeah. Than it was when we met. Seth and you started having to do something with your show which ou because of the things that are said on this campaign. I did it today. I felt like i was going to be quoting the republican nominee from the tape. Seth yeah. And, you know my kids sometimes watch the show. Its on at 4 00 p. M. Eastern. Seth yeah. And, you know, i said viewer discretion advised. Parental advisory were going to be talking about the election. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] so watch out. Seth and so you havent obviously you are careful with your own children as far as how oh, its brutal. I mean, first of all, i have a little boy. Youre going to see this one when your boy starts growing. But i have a little boy. Hes 7. Boys are i have a girl and a boy boys are apes. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, they are a different species really. Seth uh huh. And there are certain behaviors that boys exhibit. I dont want to sound sexist but girls are better. Seth yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and anyway, i dont want him to learn any bad lessons. Seth yeah. And he already walks around the house calling people, stupid. And i come down in the morning, here comes fat daddy. [ laughter ] seth yeah. So you dont want him to learn new vocabulary. No, exactly. Seth but, you actually, there was some vocabulary about you. There is this trove of new leaked clinton emails, wikileaks has released them, and you were mentioned this is very exciting. You were mentioned by name by yes . Its quite an honor. Seth and lets take a look realy quick at what he said about you. [ laughter ] first of all not the first time thats been asked. Seth yeah, why is jake tapper a dick . And my family, my staff, everyone who knows me, eager to have Hillary Clinton find out the answer to that question. Seth yeah, get to the bottom of it. [ laughter ] yeah, i know i mean, seriously. First area 51 then jake tapper being a dick. [ laughter ] seth now, this is interesting because the clinton team, the surrogates were all, real emails. They were saying so strange, right . Seth so strange. They were say hey these came from the russians. Dont even look at them. These are so fake, dont even look at them. Yeah. Seth so you had her running mate tim kaine on your show and he was sort of playing this part of he could not verify whether or not these were things that she had said and i really appreciated what you asked him. Is this document then, is it accurate . Did she tell brazilian bankers i have no way of knowing. Well, you could ask her. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth pretty simple. I have no way of knowing. Seth yeah. I have no way of knowing. You dont know her . Seth yeah. Youve had i feel like i have enjoyed exasperated tapper over the course of this campaign. And for me one of your greatest hits, was i guess this was last week with rudy giuliani. And you were asking him about trumps made a claim on the campaign trail that hillary had cheated on bill. And lets just say for one second of all the things you can say about that relationship, she cheated on him . [ laughter ] seth yeah. Theres a treasure trove of things that did happen. [ laughter ] seth yeah, real stuff. Congressional investigations. Seth its almost as though people are so put off by the in this election, theyll say im going to lie about something else. [ laughter ] but this well talk about it after but this seems to be the most exasperated ive ever seen you on television. Lets take a look. I think the accusations are about Hillary Clinton taking money from countries that kill women. The accusation was that Hillary Clinton was cheating on bill. Thats what the accusation was, it was an unhinged and wild accusation. I can understand why you cant defend it because its indefensible. Mayor giuliani, thank you so much. I appreciate it. Well, thats your opinion. [ cheers and applause ] was that the worst . [ cheers and applause ] i know that its become a meme. Seth yeah. Ese pele what are you doing . What are you saying . Stop. Seth is it . Youve been doing this for awhile. I feel like theres always the tendency to say this is the worst thats ever been. Is this, as far as the truth and the relationship with the truth, is this the worse its ever been . Yeah. Seth yeah. And when people say, oh no, because Thomas Jeffersons john adams was a hermaphrodite. [ laughter ] but that wasnt Thomas Jefferson saying it. Seth right, and Thomas Jefferson had terrible friends who said stuff like that all the time. And you know, john adams was a hermaphrodite. Seth he was a hermaphrodite. [ laughter ] you, my last question for you, because last night, you know it is such an incredibly high stakes and i feel like anderson and martha did such a nice job keeping things in line last night. Two great people, great people. Seth you moderated a debate with 11 republican candidates was that just impossible . Dont do it. Seth yeah. Dont. 11 is too many. Seth yeah. And when you and also by the way, these are not small personalities. You know, i mean, trump, christie. I mean, so yeah, 11, that was ridiculous. And was it 7 hours long . How was it seth it was really long. Theyre real bummers. But you did a great job. Are so are you looking forward to it being over. Real bummers. Seth they are, its just a here. [ laughter ] seth exactly, hey man this whole thing let me tell you how i see it, its a bummer, man. Will you be happy when its over . I will be but i also know that, i mean i remember three years ago when we were like trying to come up with well we have an hour every day. Seth yeah. What are we going to do . You know, what are we going to do every day for an hour . And sometimes we would be grasping at straws and today, you know, every day we have like five hours of show. Seth yeah. To fit in one houit going to end at some point. So that part is sad. Seth yeah, when youre talking about the debt ceiling in a few months youll think i miss that sweet election. [ laughter ] but also like, its nice as a journalist in a town full of nuance, its nice when you can actually take a moral stance and say, you know, this is not true. Seth yeah. As opposed to well, he did say this about benghazi. But seth its nice when theyre just straight up liars. Seth for both of us. But only us and none of you. Seth none of you. Give it up for jake tapper, everybody. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Sarah Silverman, jake tapper, everybody. Thaddeus dixon, corey glover, vernon reid, the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . Carson whats up guys and gals, youre watching last call from skylark right here in new york city. Tonight weve got a Little Something for everybody. Including hard rock, courtesy of our friends band of skulls