[ cheers and applause ] . Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Whoopi Goldberg, zoe listerjones, musical guest lecrae featuring lalah hathaway, and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 562, south beach jimmy fallon . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome. Please, please hot crowd tonight. This is it right here welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] enjoy the show. Thank you very much. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, everyone is recovering from halloween yesterday. Man, oh, man. I havent seen so many hungover people in costumes since, well, but this is a lot. But this is nice. I saw that while hosting their final White House Halloween Party yesterday, First Lady Michelle Obama actually told the kids, hey, candy for everybody. Then barack was like, okay, whos that in the Michelle Obama costume . [ laughter and applause ] candy . Meanwhile, republican donor charles koch tweeted a photo of himself dressed up as darth vader for halloween, and Bernie Sanders respondedh a light saber. [ laughter ] people were like, damn, yoda got old. [ cheers and applause ] no, thats not sorry. I meant [ yoda impression ] damn, old he got. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on. Yoduh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i cant do yo i cant do yoda. Thats a impression i cannot even come close. Questlove damn, old he got. No, i cant do it. [ laughter ] jimmy can you do it, higgins . Steve damn. [ laughter ] jimmy that sounded like gomer pyle. Steve damn, old he got jimmy damn, man. Steve golly jimmy tariq is the only person that can do it. You can do yoda, right . Steve with that lid he can do anything. [ laughter ] tariq the only person who can do yoda, tariq is. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats pretty good, actually. Tariq damn, old he got. Jimmy i dont know. Steve whatever. Jimmy the big story, you guys, is that the election is just one week from today. I know. I know. I know, i know, i know. So i guess in one week, well know if donald trump is our next president or if Hillary Clinton rigged the election. So thats what well know, one of the two. [ cheers and applause ] did you see theres a memo from a veteran spy that says Vladimir Putin has been supporting donald trump for after hearing this, trump said [ trump impression ] oh my god, i forgot it was our anniversary. [ laughter ] what do you get for five . Is it crystal . I hope its not china. [ laughter and applause ] lets get to some sports. Right now, all eyes are on cleveland for the indians and the cubs in the world series. [ cheers and applause ] how exciting. How exciting is that . But theres another notable team in town, the cleveland theyre the only team in the nfl that hasnt won a single game all season. After eight straight losses, they decided to shake up their playbook, yeah. And we got a hold of it. Steve are you serious . Jimmy some of the new plays, yeah. Check these out. First, theres the, everybody go deep, then keep running out into the parking lot. [ laughter and applause ] that could work. Steve that works. Jimmy just keep going. Steve get in your car. Jimmy just go get a burger. Steve drive home. Jimmy yeah, get something to eat. Oh, thats interesting. [ applause ] then theres the, play from the end of every football movie that always works. [ laughter and applause ] you cant give it to him. Hell never do it steve its the 20 yard line jimmy next up, theres the, pull a tim tebow and try playing baseball. I mean, why not. [ applause ] you have to try. Try, try and try again. And finally the play, have fbi director james comey publish a a letter vaguely insinuating score but never actually say what it is. [ cheers and applause ] could be something. I dont know. Guys, listen to this. Last night, ryan lochte was eliminated from dancing with the stars. [ audience aws ] but it sounds like he learned a a lot from his experience on the show. Listen to what he said about it in an interview. Ryan, you said last night that one of the things you learned here is no matter how hard you get knocked down, you get right back up. Yeah. So what did you learn from dancing . Knocked down, i can still get up and keep fighting. [ laughter and applause ] steve wait, what . Jimmy what did i just say . [ laughter ] if you get knocked down, you get back up. Yeah. And i get knocked down and i get back up. [ laughter ] thats what i just said. Sounds like before they interviewed him, he may have drink, and a lager drink. [ cheers and applause ] . I get knocked down but i get up again youre never gonna keep me down . Steve chumbawamba. [ laughter ] jimmy some international news, there are rumors that kim jonguns wife is pregnant with their second child and youll know the child is kim jonguns when it also kind of looks like a baby. [ laughter and applause ] this is pretty amazing. I read that this month the worlds oldest person will turn eggs every day. When asked what she wants for her birthday, she said, a a skillet. [ laughter and applause ] you dont have a doesnt have a frying pan. Steve no. Jimmy shes been asking for a pan since 1916. Steve not this year . All right. Jimmy listen to this. I read that theres been a a sharp increase in pets accidentally getting high across the country as more states sell legal edibles. So pets are getting high. Theyre being exposed to marijuana. Lets see what a few of them had to say about this. This first pet said, oh my god, this feels like you have a a million fingers right now. [ laughter and applause ] this next pet said, hey, i packed your bag. You and me are going to amsterdam. [ cheers and applause ] this next pet said, dude, my [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this last pet said, am i smiling . I feel like im smiling. Is my face smiling . [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow fantastic thank you very much what a great crowd. Oh, my gosh. We what a fun show we got tonight. [ cheers and applause ] whoa, thank you very much. A great week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, vince vaughn will be here tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] are you guys standing . Whats going on . That was weird. We love you steve they get knocked down, they get back up again. [ laughter ] jimmy ryan lochte. In honor of ryan lochte. Very excited. Thats never happened before. They were like, yeah, the monologues over [ cheers and applause ] thats it. Yeah. Thats the show. Steve yeah, we did it. Jimmy doesnt get better than that. We did it very well. Love you guys. Later this week, Benedict Cumberbatch will be here. [ cheers and applause ] dana carvey, and alicia keys will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] but first we have a fantastic we love it when she stops by. She is a good friend of the show, the one and only Whoopi Goldberg is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] always has something cool going on. Steve love whoopi. Jimmy oh, yeah, love her. Plus hes one of the stars of the very funny show, life in pieces, zoe listerjones is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from lecrae, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Guys, we love netflix here on well, everyone here loves netflix, right . What i especially love is their recommendations section. You know, this is a suggested movie or tv show based on things that youve already watched. Its a great way to check out some more obscure titles that you may not have heard of. Ill show you what i mean in a a segment we call, tonight show netflix picks. [ cheers and applause ] . Tonight show netflix picks . Jimmy first up, if you like the movie cellular and the movie great balls of fi netflix says you might also like the Samsung Galaxy note 7. [ laughter and applause ] you see what im saying . Steve i see, they see you like one thing jimmy yeah. Steve you like another thing, you might like jimmy let me give you another example, if you like the movie up in the air steve sure. Jimmy and the movie misery, netflix says you might also like flying southwest airlines. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats not even a a movie jimmy theyre suggesting theyre suggesting it. Its not even a movie, no. Its an experience, yeah. Steve start branching out. Jimmy yeah, technologys unbelievable. Steve its nuts. Jimmy check out this next might like karaoke. Steve wow. [ cheers and applause ] theyre branching out. Jimmy its fun. Get out there. Next if you like the movie swept away and the movie fantastic beasts and where to find them, netflix says you might also like Donald Trumps hair. [ applause ] i have the most fantastic beasts. And trust me, i know where to find them. [ laughter ] trust me swingers and the movie gravity, netflix says you may also like going to a nude beach. Wait a second. Thats not steve hold it. Jimmy i dont know. Steve you might like it. Jimmy well, if i like both the other ones. Steve yeah. Nude it up. Jimmy and finally, if you like the movie friday and the show saturday night live and the movie any given sunday, netflix says you might also like the weeknd. Well, there you go. I do. I like the weeknd. Thats all for tonight show netflix picks. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . . . . . . . . announcer vo the new pixel phone by google. Only on verizon. Okay, google, show me korean restaurants in boulder. 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And we want the audience to put in the suggestions, things that you, give us feedback about the show, things that you guys want to see us do, things like that so tonight, lets look inside the audience suggestion box. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and i appreciate everyone putting in these suggestions. Steve so nice of them. Jimmy its really nice of the audience to do that. Steve part of the system. Jimmy yeah, this is cool. Steve whats in there . Jimmy some suggestions. [ laughter ] thank you for your help. Steve you got it . You got it . You sure . Thank you, buddy. Steve whats that . You got it . You got that first suggestion. Outstanding. Yeah, im good. Jimmy first one is from greg hunter. Greg here . Perfect. [ light laughter ] these are real people steve real people in the audience. Jimmy at one time were here. Not tonights audience but eventually, at one point, they were an audience. Greg hunter says, hey, jimmy, do you ever snap your fingers to make something change . Yeah, i do that all the time. Its pretty fun. Ill show you. Let me change my mug here. . Yeah. See . Its fun. You want to give it a try, quest . Questlove yeah, sure, ill try it. Okay. . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeha, cool. Anyone can do it. How about you, higgins . Steve sure. . Jimmy what is going on . This is a great suggestion. This one is from aaron reilly. Hey, jimmy, pandas were just taken off the endangered species list, the nba season just started, and the election is coming up. Is there any way you can combine those three things . In fact, i think we can. Here to dunk a basketball over life size cutouts of Hillary Clinton and donald trump is our very own hashtag the panda, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . Hashtag hashtag are you very excited about this . Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] okay. Be careful. [ cheers and applause ] . Oh, my gosh. Oh . [ laughter ] . . . [ cheers and applause ] dunk a basketball. He must be he looked like he was injured or something. He fell down. . . Cant do anymore. [ cheers and applause ] hes doing stanky leg. Steve yeah. . Do the stanky leg do the stanky leg do the stanky leg do the stanky leg . What is he doing . No, he he doesnt want to do it anymore. Hes exhausted. Steve hes running out of oxygen. Jimmy whats that . Steve hes running out of oxygen. Jimmy no, sorry, sorry. All right. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Thats enough. Thats good. Poor guy this ones from russ altman. Steve oh, my gosh, russ. Jimmy you know him . Steve old buddy of mine. Old buddy of mine. Jimmy jimmy, i love so many things about the fall. Its hard to keep track of them. Could you put them all into one song . Well, i dont think i can do that, but i know someone who can. Tariq, you want to give it a a shot . Certainly. . . Last summer was a scorcher but autumn is the time to . . Support your local farms by going apple picking at the orchard we can pose for . . The holiday portraits with the scarecrows hangin at the doorstep getting chilly out . . Keep your door shut tight wear a sweater and boot when you go outside wife thirsty for . . Something nice i say lattes with the Pumpkin Spice id rather do that than . . Look all lame with muddle outside watchin the Football Game i mean its almost . . Thanksgiving again word side dish stuffing in a . . Dead bird pull it from the oven and it gets served if i take a nap . . Dont get scared because it was halloween then i wake up in the . . Morning it was all a dream and jimmy making fun of me im human and its . . Only one of me . Now i say hold up yo . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats how you do it. Thats how you do it. Human. Hes only human. Yeah. Jimmy unbelievable. I dont know how you do that, man. Tariq trotter right there from the roots. [ cheers and applause ] amazing. Absolutely amazing. Youre welcome. Jimmy oh, my gosh. This ones from corey pullman. Hey, jimmy, we never really get to see your socks on the show. What kind of socks are you wearing today . Thats a good question. Today, actually, im wearing some plain black socks. [ laughter and applause ] that you just probably get at the store or whatever. [ light laughter ] steve a lot of production value. Jimmy last summer was torture. Steve whos this one from . Jimmy its from mike ronaldo. Hey, jimmy, i heard Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is now on telemundo doing a show on sunday nights titled, Don Francisco te you should have him on your show. I mean i love Don Francisco. Hes a legend. Id love to have him on, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] but unfortunately, theres no way to get him here right now. [ audience aws ] im sorry. Well, there is one way. Legend has it that he can be summoned through the power of song. I can give it a try. [ cheers and applause ] . . To all the girls ive loved before who travel in an out my door im glad they came along . . I dedicate this song to all the girls ive loved before . Jimmy ladies and gentlemen, Don Francisco. Caressed may i say ive blessed the best . [ cheers ] for helping me to grow owe a lot i know . . To all the girls i loved before the winds of change are blowing every time i try ty . The winds of change continue blowing and they just carry me away . . To all the girls we loved before . [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is all the time we have for audience suggestion box. Stick around. Well be right back with Whoopi Goldberg [ cheers and applause ] . . . Is he gone . . Finally, i thought hed never leave. Tv character why are you texting my man at 2 a. M. . No. If you want someone to leave you alone, you pretend like youre sleeping. Its what you do. If you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. Tv character taking selfies in the kitchen does not make you a model. 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Simulation complete. The new nissan rogue. Rogue one a star wars story. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. Our first guest is an oscar, tony, grammy, and Emmy Awardwinning actor and comedian. She also has a new holiday sweater line available exclusively at lord and taylor and hudsons bay. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Whoopi Goldberg . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome back thats right jimmy we love you. Welcome back. Thank you. Jimmy they love you. I thank you. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] i brought you a plateful of brown men. [ laughter ] jimmy what . You always bring something delicious. I can smell them. These are, for me, the best gingerbread men anywhere. I love a gingerbread man. Jimmy i got try. I yeah, yeah. Ooh, this feels, like yeah. Jimmy itd be, like, soft. Yeah. This is like the right kind of gingerbread. Jimmy yeah, i always grew up, i had, like, hard as a a rock. Yeah, no. [ laughter ] this is jimmy ginger brittle. This is ginger yeah jimmy like, ginger brittle cookie. Now, this is the gingerbread man thats like, hey, baby. [ laughter ] you like that . Jimmy i like that. Come on. Dunk me in some tea. [ laughter ] jimmy mmm. Yeah, baby. Jimmy oh, thats delicious. Uhhuh. Hey, roots. Jimmy and what is this . You want some men . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy come here. Come here. Come on. Jimmy oh, you always bring some for the roots. Ginger bread oh, yeah. Jimmy now, these are delicious. . Mmhmm. . Jimmy oh, yeah. Cookies, cookies. Get your cookie, uh. Get your cookie. Uh, uh. Uh, uh, uh. Mmm. Jimmy oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] get your cookie on. Did we say where whered you get them from . These are from wonderland bakery in los angeles. Jimmy are they really . And ive been working with them for a while because i i like gingerbread cookie that takes the way its supposed to taste, not too sweet, not too biting. Jimmy no. Its just right. Jimmy oh, these are delicious. I mean, i love these guys. Ive been doing them for a a long not all of them. [ cheers ] but ive been doing them for a a while. You got to be careful. Jimmy yeah, i know you got like youre bragging, you know . [ laughter ] jimmy but its a good way to kick off the holiday season. Yes, well, it is early, baby. It is early. Jimmy yeah. You know, i dont really like doing all of this before thanksgiving because thanksgiving i mean, halloween, and then into the thanksgiving, and then the thanksgiving day parade, and then santa comes, and thats the beginning of the holiday. I dont want to hear the music. I dont want to but jimmy its too soon. Its too soon, but im you know, im hear selling my sweaters. Jimmy yeah, you [ laughter ] do. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you got to do what you got to do. Jimmy i love that you got a a little jingle going on. Oh yeah. You know. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] they made me take the tassels off. [ laughter ] jimmy i love these sweaters. Theyre fun. Jimmy oh, my good theyre the most fun. Are you kidding me . Yes. Jimmy look at this. I like this one. [ audience aws ] this is a Christmas Tree skirt sweater. Jimmy are you kidding me . How fun is this . And so, i just because i love a Christmas Tree skirt down at the bottom, so, i created one with arms. [ laughter ] so, you can wear it. So, these this is my ugly christmas sweater. Jimmy everyones wearing them around the office, and theyre super cute. Theyre cute, and theyre comfortable, and theyre nice. Jimmy but theyre good quality. And theyre good quality. Jimmy because, you know, i like a good, crazy holiday sweater. Yeah jimmy but they make them so much now, theyre, like, theyre cheap. Yeah. Jimmy theyre kind of just theyre just painted on. Yeah, i have to be able to wear it myself. Jimmy yeah. I have to be able to feel myself up, so [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know . A lot of us have different religions and all, our world. Jimmy yeah. And i just felt like, i never see a good hanukkah sweater. [ laughter ] jimmy you dont see one. No, you dont see good hanukkah sweaters. Jimmy you dont see a good hanukkah sweater. So thats my jimmy now you got one. So thats my hanukkah sweater. [ cheers and applause ] you know . Jimmy have you ever i mean what things have you designed in the past . Have you ever designed i did a bedding line. I did sheets because i love i love all that stuff. Jimmy yeah, i hear you. I love really interesting stuff, and i dont like to be bored, not in bed, not on my that would make people smile because, you know, this has been a couple of hard years. Its been a couple of hard years. Jimmy yeah. All kinds of stuff happening and stuff, but i just feel like somewhere there should be a a smile. Jimmy yeah. Somewhere, somebody should just go, damn, yeah, its the holidays. Come on, fool. Jimmy lets just laugh. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, lets just laugh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy have a good time. Yeah, we need it. Jimmy bring joy and make each other laugh, things that should happen. Yeah. Im tired of people yelling and screaming and being nasty, and i just think its time for just some smiles. So, this is one of my favorites. This might be my favorite jimmy i want to try ill try this one on. Because i have [ cheers and applause ] uh oh. Let me turn away. [ cheers and applause ] let me turn away. Jimmy its just perfect. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know you i know you didnt want a a stripper for i i couldnt strip. Wow. Jimmy im just so embarrassed. [ laughter ] its your birthday. I dont even know if they say that. I just [ laughter ] its two weeks away. I dont know. Jimmy i dont know. Nobody ever sent me a a stripper. I think its not a good thing. Jimmy no. You dont want me to be sent. Youd be so disappointed, disgusted. What im not [ laughter ] it doesnt matter. Jimmy youd be, hey, like, put it back on. Yeah, id just be like, put that up and put it over there [ laughter ] you know, roll it up. Do whatever you need to do. Tuck it in your pocket. Anyway [ laughter ] jimmy you wouldnt have that problem with me. Yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Now, this is this is a this is a Charlie Brown sweater. [ cheers and applause ] and i love it because [ cheers and applause ] so, now, you see on the on the back jimmy i feel like one of the models on price is right. [ laughter ] its frightening. Its frightening how well you do this. Jimmy thank you. Turn around. So, on the back is the tree that Charlie Brown is used to. [ audience aws ] thats the tree we all see, but the way the tree sees itself is like this. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can we dim the lights [ cheers and applause ] come on. Lets have a gingerbread cookie and think about it. Whoopi goldberg, everybody go pick up a holiday sweater [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy at lord and taylor and hudsons bay. Thats right. Jimmy zoe listerjones joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] . Even a rodent ridealong. [dad] alright, buddy, dont forget anything [kid] i wont, dad. [captain rod] happy Tuesday Morning captain rod here. Its pretty hairy out on the interstate. Traffic is literally crawling, but there is some movement on the eastside overpass. Getting word of another collision. [burke] it happened. December 14th, 2015. And we covered it. Talk to farmers. We know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. . . . One smart choice leads to the next. Its the beauty of a wellmade choice. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest stars on t life in pieces, which is back for its Second Season thursdays at 9 30 p. M. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely, the talented zoe listerjones. . . [ cheers and applause ] welcome back to the show. Thank you so much for coming back. Thank you for having me. Jimmy i love having you. Youre a new york city girl, right . Arent you . I am. I was raised the brooklyn. Jimmy brooklyn . Absolutely. Yeah. Jimmy yeah yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, thank you, yeah. Were brooklyn. Jimmy do you go back to brooklyn when youre here . I do, yeah. Both my parents are still there. Its funny, though, coming back to brooklyn now. Like, brooklyn now is very different than the brooklyn i grew up in. Like, you know, brooklyn in the 80s was, like, it was legit scary. Like, beating around the bush. It was pretty rough and tumble. Brooklyn now is fancy. [ laughter ] jimmy its fancy. Jimmy oh, yeah. It feels to me a little bit like you know what it feels like . It feels like hipster westworld. [ laughter ] jimmy westworld . You know what i mean . Its like a theme park where, like, lena dunhamm is just, like, pooping out hipsters on to bedford avenue. [ laughter ] um, you know, but my parents were the og hipsters. Jimmy they were, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy theyve just been theyve just been yeah. Jimmy what kind of kid were you . You know, i walked to the beat of my own drum, for sure. I shaved my head when i was 12. Jimmy did you really . I did. I didnt shave it, actually. My mom took me to, like, a a japanese hair artist. [ laughter ] jimmy and what is a hair artist . Ive never even heard of this. Um, you know, he just takes his craft very seriously. Jimmy yeah. And so, instead of, like, using a buzzer to shave my head, he meticulously used scissors for the whole thing. It took, like, 17 hours. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. And i ended just looking like i lost a dare. Jimmy you have a photo of you as a kid. [ cheers ] okay. Yeah. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy no, thats cute. Yeah. So, thats hair artistry. Jimmy thats hair artistry, yeah, at its best, yeah. Thats hair artistry at work. And i would wear, i would, like, go to Thrift Stores and buy, like, little polyester suits. Jimmy thats, thats cute. Are you kidding me . My mom took me to mexico, and everyone would be like, oh, nino. Like, cute little boy. And theyd be like, no, no, nino. [ laughter ] they thought we didnt speak spanish. Jimmy you dont know how to speak spanish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy thats genius. Thats brilliant. But now, you live in l. A. , though. This is right . I do. Jimmy you have to for the tv show. I do. I have to live in l. A. Now. I love l. A. Ive become an l. A. Vangelist. But, it is ironic because, like, my mom used to take me to the country growing up. To, like, show me what grass looks like. And, like, so i could, like, smell air that wasnt just, like, full of garbage. [ laughter ] but, but, now i, like, kind of growing up, i found the suburbs and the country very scary. Jimmy have you gotten scared just living in the suburbs . Oh, im terrified. Jimmy yeah. But im terrified in general just because im a jewish new yorker by blood. [ laughter ] but, im more terrified now that i live in suburbs, and i also live in my houses. Its super murdery. [ laughter ] jimmy no, wait. Dont say that. It is. Well, i dont mean to, i dont mean to invite that, but its all glass. [ laughter ] its all glass. Jimmy ive seen this movie, yeah. Yeah, i know. Weve all seen this movie, yeah. And so, of course, like, the second we moved in, i was like, we need an alarm system. Jimmy yes. And i made my husband get a a baseball bat to keep next to the bed because you can take the girl out of brooklyn. [ laughter ] jimmy everyones got a a baseball bat. But you cant take brooklyn out of the girl. Jimmy exactly. So, hes got the bat, and, like, one of our first nights in the house, the alarm in the middle of the night was like, front door open. Front door open. It sounds so gentle, too, when its like youre about to be murdered. [ laughter ] jimmy speaking of the alarms, thats crazy. They speak to you, and theyre very gentle, lovely women. And, so she told me the front door was open, and so, i, like, of course, like, fully peed myself. [ laughter ] i mean jimmy get the bat, honey i did. I was like, get the bat and go downstairs. Which is such a douche move in retrospect as a wife, like, to be, like, just run along and get murdered. Ill be down in one second. [ laughter ] so, he, like he takes the bat. He does. Hes a good husband. He takes the bat, and he goes, he starts, like, creeping down the stairs. And i stood at the top of the stairs, and of course, like, i eyes. Jimmy yeah. I was, like, so panicked, and then suddenly, i figured out what i needed to do to save us. Jimmy oh, yeah. Like, my brooklyn survival instinct kicked in, and i said out loud hold on, i feel like, will you close your eyes for this . I want you to, like, be there with me. I feel like everyone should just close their eyes, right . [ laughter ] jimmy okay, i just, like, i want to immerse you in my experience. Jimmy so, what you did, you yelled and so, im at the jimmy you yell and just make sure we hear it, yeah. Okay, okay. Jimmy yeah, and ill close my eyes. Okay, okay. Jimmy im an intruder. Okay, ready . So, so, my husbands creeping down the stairs, has baseball bat. Im at the top of the stairs. I figure out what i need to say to save our lives, and i say, do you want to come upstairs and play with me . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy what . It sounds like an old chainsmoking lady. [ laughter ] jimmy would you like to come upstairs and play with me . Upstairs, and its time to go play now, honey. [ laughter ] im so happy you have an alarm system. I want to say about your show, congrats, season two. Thank you. Thank you. Jimmy life in pieces is on thursdays at 9 30. Mmhmm. Jimmy moved nights, and our pal, colin hanks is your husband, and we love that guy. Love, love. Jimmy and you watched the season premier with him in brooklyn . Yes, we watched it in brooklyn, him and our other costar, angelique cabral, i inveted them to my moms house in brooklyn. Jimmy thats cool. They came. My mom gave s heros of the torah glassware, which is every glass has a a rabbi, a different rabbi and you can trade them for fun if you want. [ laughter ] jimmy i love these glasses. Yeah, theyre pretty outrageous, and we watched and, yeah, it was super fun. Jimmy is it fun to watch it with your mom . Did she its always fun to watch my mom, yeah. She has a lot of what they call, naches. It means, like, pride. Its so jewish tonight, you guys. Im usually not this jewish. [ laughter ] jimmy come on. Youve got to be proud of this little kid right here. Cmon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy zoe listerjones, thursdays at 9 30 p. M. On cbs. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with music from lecrae. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . I struggle with bipolar depression, and its tough. It leaves me feeling sad and empty. 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Ill be changing the way the world works. interrupting you cant pick it up, can you . Go ahead. He cant lift the hammer. . . 3,2,1. Lumi . Re, action . . . . . . . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights musical guest is a grammy Award Winning rapper who is in the midst of a a fall headlining tour, performing his new single, cant stop me now, featuring special guest lalah hathaway, give it up for lecrae. [ cheers and applause ] . . All those feelings of depression and doubt you gotta tell them go away . . Youve gotta say get out the way and let them know you cant stop me now . . And you thrbo and then you sail away youve gotta ride away . . Let them know you cant stop me now yeah last year i was feeling . . Hopeless i just wanted it to end people stealing money from me man . . I swear i thought that we was friends and i was so depressed i was such a mess . . I couldnt shake it off another murder on the television i spoke my mind i got attacked for it thought these people had . . My backboard then they telling me i asked for it i guess im just another . . Black boy and then they killed tamir rice and they just go on with . . They life they telling me shut up talking about it like i should just talk . . About christ but the truth is i started to doubt god i started to question . . My purpose i started to act out i aint wanna sign another autograph . . Or give a fake smile doctors told me that my di . So tell depression it can fly away tell my doubts that they can die today . . Imma catch me a wave sail away cant stop me now tell depression it can . . Fly away tell my doubts that they can die today imma catch me a wave . . Sail away cant stop me now hey all those feelings of . . Depression and doubt you gotta tell them go away youve gotta say . . Get out the way . Hands wave bye and then you sail away youve gotta ride away let them know . . You cant stop me now and recently i found a peace to be everything that i was . . Meant to be this my identity this what he give to me this what im made to be . . My daddy still on that crack an but i still love the man . . I dont judge the man i could be on that track im glad that jesus aint american . . And thats the reason why i care again people started praying for me and homies telling me . . I was being arrogant i quit popping them pills and even though we get killed i know that god got a . . Greater plan for the death and blood that we spill so tell depression . . It can fly away tell my doubts that they can die today imma catch me a wave . . Sail away cant stop me now they can die today imma catch me a wave sail away . . Cant stop me now you gotta tell them go away you gotta say get out the way and let them know you . . Cant stop me now you grow up on past ways and then you run away got away . . Got away t got away man you cant stop me now . . You cant stop me now you cant stop me now no no you cant stop me now yu cant stop me now . . You cant stop me now no you cant stop me now you cant stop me now you cant stop me now . . You cant stop me now . Lalah hathaway cant stop me now is out now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Whoopi Goldberg, zoe listerjones, Don Francisco, lecrae, lalah hathaway. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, guys. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in seth meyers. Tonight common, star of better things, actress pamela adlon, music from john prine with iris dement, featuring the 8g band with hannah welton. . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen,