[ cheers and applause ] . Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests mel brooks, rita ora, musical guest banks steelz, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 523 jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is a crowd thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] thats an audience right there. Great new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Youre here. Mel brooks is on the show tonight, you guys. Steve yeah come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Im so excited right now. What a show. Guys, heres what people are talking about. First, were now less than a a month away from the first president ial debate. Campaign manager says that unlike most candidates, trump may not practice beforehand with mock debates. [ light laughter ] thats because he plans on doing all his mocking at the debates. [ laughter and applause ] nice suit, hillary. Nobody likes the look you look, i guarantee it. Hashtag. Did you see this, though . Trump tweeted a video yesterday where Hillary Clintons nose keeps growing like pinocchio. So, at first glance, most people just thought it was another Anthony Weiner tweet. [ laughter and applause ] it was a different thing. Steve it was not. It was not. It was not. Jimmy actually, Anthony Weiners wife, huma abedin, has decided to finally separate from him after his latest sexting scandal. So, ladies, hes single. [ laughter ] donald trump even weighed in on all this, saying our national compromised by the scandal, because weiners wife had access to hillarys security briefs. I wouldnt worry, though, because weiners only sharing stuff thats in his own briefs. [ laughter and applause ] so, youll be good. Youll be fine. . Steve weiner. Jimmy this is pretty big news. Pope francis met with Mark Zuckerberg yesterday at the vatican. It was revealed the pope doesnt actually have an official facebook account. Connect with millions of catholics worldwide, just not the ones he went to high school with. Hes like, no, i donta like you. You were a bully to me in high school. [ light laughter ] during their meeting, zuckerberg actually gave the pope a drone. The pope was, like, you mean it hovers above us and sees everything . Yeah, i already have one of those. [ laughter and applause ] he gave him a drone. Steve did he really . Jimmy gave the pope a a drone. Steve so that old nerd jimmy no, no steve what was it . Jimmy that nerd zuckerberg gave the pope a drone. This old pope calls rome his home. Thats right. . [ cheers and applause ] steve the nation. Jimmy its exhausting yeah. Some tech news here. Its rumored that apple may be coming out with an iphone made when you buy it, the guy at the store says, see you in a a couple days [ laughter and applause ] some news out of london, Queen Elizabeth is advertising for a housekeeping assistant to live and work in buckingham palace. The job would require dusting all the palace antiques, like chandeliers, vases, and Queen Elizabeth. [ laughter ] make sure you get the back of my neck guys, we oh, that tickles. Oh we only have a week left in bachelor in paradise [ scattered cheers ] yeah and its been great so far. But if you didnt see last night, one of the women was a a little surprised when she actually started to like a guy, whos an expert on erectile dysfunction. But she described his job a a little differently. Check it out. I just didnt expect this. Especially with him this is ridiculous. This is a ridiculous t t how did i fall in love with a a penis man . [ laughter ] jimmy please, penis man was my fathers name. Just call me just call me penis. [ applause ] penis. Incidentally, how did i fall in love with a penis man is a a question Anthony Weiners wife is asking herself right now. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and this is real. What im about to show you is real. This made me laugh. A man in norway had to be rescued by firemen after he got stuck in a toilet trying to get his friends phone. This is totally real. Take a look at this photo here. Oh [ audience ohs ] steve oy jimmy got even worse when his friend was like, oh, never mind. Hey, sorry, my phones right here. Sorry, my bad. [ laughter and applause ] i wasnt wearing the jacket at the time and finally, new researcs that students perform better in school if they have an attractive teacher. Which is just what Teachers Want to know from a parent reading, maybe bobby wouldnt be failing if you took better care of yourself. There you go. [ laughter ] we have a great show, everybody please give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy oh, sound great, guys. We have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, our pal, david spade, will be here tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] plus, the kids from Stranger Things will be dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] we got something fun planned with them, so be sure to tune in to that. Then later this week, harry connick, jr. , meg ryan. [ cheers and applause ] and the most decorated olympian of all time, Michael Phelps will be joining us here. [ cheers and applause ] and well have a performances dan white. Its going to be a good week. [ applause ] but, first, we have a fantastic show tonight. Let me just take a peak at this. He was a guest on Johnny Carsons first tonight show right here in studio 6b on october 1st, 1962. And hes back here almost 54 years later. Still the funniest guy in the room. The one and only mel brooks is stopping by steve yeah thats my man right there. Gosh, hes funny. Hes unbelievable. I worked with max brooks, remember his son, max . Steve a delight. Jimmy at saturday night live. We wrote sketches together and stuff when i was on the show. And he was working, and, like, im working on this zombies guide to the apocalypse or something book. And i go, oh, cool, i have no idea about zombies. I dont know anything about it. Anyways, its the biggest book in the world. And then he wrote world war z. The movie with brad pitt it was like the biggest thing in the world. Steve a zombie movie, yeah. Jimmy he was way ahead of his time. I was like, oh, wait, i had something to do with that book. [ light laughter ] plus, shes one of the biggest names in music right now. Rita ora is on the show. Steve oh, come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love rita ora. Shes cool. And we have music which features members of interpol and the wu tang clan. Banks steelz is here, you guys, its time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. . Pros and cons and pros and cons and pros . [ applause ] jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of being a freshman in college. [ light laughter ] school is starting up. Lots of kids leaving home for the first time. Not sure what to expect. So, lets take a look at the pros and cons of being a a freshman in college. Here we go. Pro beginning a new phase of your life. Con the debt phase. [ light laughter ] steve still a phase. Jimmy pro writing your first term paper. Con citing each source as uh, not wikipedia . [ light laughter ] pro taking a bunch of Group Selfies with your new roommates. Con your eyes are closed in the one that gets posted to instagram, meaning that youre the least important friend. Steve thats how you know . Jimmy think about that. Thats how you know. Pro getting sent a giant package from Anthony Weiner. [ laughter and applause ] oh, thats interesting. Steve hes trying to go through school. Jimmy unfollow. Just unfollow. Unfollow. Pro Hillary Clinton hopes to provide Free College Tuition within four years. Con just in time for you to graduate, perfect. There you go. [ applause ] great timing. Perfect. And finally, pro meeting a bunch of new friends. Con that youll end up ignoring 20 years down the line on facebook. [ laughter and applause ] there you guys have it. Those are the pros and cons. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] ill have that goat cheese garden salad. That gentleman got the last one. Sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. Can i keep the walnuts . Sold. But i get to pick your movie. Can i pick the genre . Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, throw. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of american express. I am sebastian artois. Brewmaster. Risktaker. Its more than cash back. I sold everything i had to own a brewery. You might have heard its name. Stella artois be legacy . . . . The new ford escape. Life is a sport. We are the utility. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. We have a big show tonight [ cheers and applause ] fun, fun show, legendary. Historic show. Guys, you know were always striving to get better here at the tonight show, harder, better, faster, stronger. [ laughter ] so before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some things youd like to see us do, that kind of stuff. So tonight, lets look inside the audience suggestion box, please. B . [ cheers and applause ] this ones from renee wellington. Hey jimmy, with this election talk, the news has been so boring lately, is there any way you can lighten up up a bit and make it more fun . Thats actually a pretty good suggestion. It has been pretty serious lately. So we took some of our footage of actual newscasters and edited to make it look like they were beat boxing. Check it out. . . . Jimmy what . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . Try another suggestion here. Its from zack jacobson. Hey jimmy, im a big fan of podcasts. I think itd be fun if there people who work at your show. Do you think you can make that happen . Well i thought that was sounded fun too. So a few months ago we recorded a podcast, called the tariq and adler show. Starring our own Tariq Trotter from the roots, and one of our writers, johnathan adler. Now, keep in mind, these two barely know each other, and have rarely spoken aside from an awkward head nod in the hallway. [ laughter ] so tonight we have the second installment of their podcast. Please, enjoy. Tariq hey whats up, im tariq. And this is adler. And this is the tariq and adler podcast. Okay when you go swimming, would you wear a bathing suit that doesnt have the netting inside . Sometimes i do, but i prefer with the little nettings, the little man panties. What do you need that for . Um to support my balls. Okay. [ laughter ] tariq im sure youve done that. Would you want to go camping just for one night . Tariq thats weird and awkward, but i would totally do it. If someone asked me to name mc, i would probably name you which i guess would be wrong. Tariq no, no you are spot on. What does it take, youre an mc . Im the mc. What is, if i practice tariq never, you could never do it. [ light laughter ] how old were you when you were able to first grow, like, a full mans beard . Umm, 15. Oh, my god. You dont like to dance . Tariq i dont like to dance. And i dont feel like im a a good dancer. I didnt even have a dj at my own bar mitzvah party, because im so afraid of dancing. Tariq that sucks, man. I didnt want to dance in front of all my relatives, so there was no band or dancing. Thats so sad, man. Thats sad. Im so sad for you. [ laughter ] like, im sorry, man, jesus. [ laughter ] jimmy interesting, i cant believe steve wow. [ applause ] jimmy i want to hear more of those. [ laughter ] lets try one more from the old suggestion box here. This last one is from cole mitchell. Says hey jimmy, have you heard of this guy, papa razzi, whos written thousands of funny and weird songs on the internet. You should have him on the show. I actually have heard of him. And hes great, hes real, this guys name is matt farley. Hes been known for writing as many as 20 songs a day. Yeah. He r the show, and hes actually here tonight to perform one of my favorite songs called, used to be a pizza hut. [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, matt farley of papa razzi and the photogs. [ cheers and applause ] when youre ready, take it away. . It used to be a pizza hut but to me it still is . . Used to be a pizza hut used to be a pizza hut someone else moved in and is doing Something Else now . . Itll always be a pizza hut always be a pizza hut . . I dont care what youre trying to sell me will always be a pizza hut always be a pizza hut . . It still looks like a pizza hut it still looks like a pizza hut . Used to be a pizza hut itll always be a pizza hut always be a pizza hut . . Oh oh oh oh oh oh it used to be a pizza hut but i cant take it seriously no no no no . . Because it used to be a pizza hut it still looks like a pizza hut . It used to be a pizza hut . . It still looks like a pizza hut itll always be a pizza hut . Jimmy there you go. Thank you very much. That was great. [ applause ] hey, thank you, buddy, i appreciate that. Matt farley of papa razzi and the photogs. Stick around, well be right back with mel brooks, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . Tmobiles coverage is unstoppable. We doubled our lte coverage. And, with extended range lte, it reaches farther than ever. Now you can stream video and music free in more places without using any of your data. 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This ones got detachable keys it comes with a pen so you can write as you please this mac doesnt have any of that surface has touch and a beautiful screen you can see things like theyve never been seen this mac doesnt quite compare its slower, heavy, and a bit square fold it in half, hello when you start lighter than air, you can doodle a heart yes its plain to see the surface pro 4 is made for me . . [ hawk squawk ] redds wicked apple. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, we are joined right now by one of the greatest writers and directors in the history of the comedy business. He is here tonight to show us his new book Young Frankenstein a mel brooks tell us about mel brooks back in the saddle again, a live conversation and screening of the legendary film Blazing Saddles at radio city music hall this thursday, september 1st. Please welcome the hilarious mel brooks [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy mel brooks oh, my goodness [ cheers ] thats what im talking about. Yeah. Jimmy you look like a a million bucks. You want me to tell you the truth . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] i always liked you, even though your collars a little too short. [ laughter ] i i came here. Jimmy yes. Booked on radio city music hall down the block. 6,000 seats. Jimmy yeah, sure. And we had sold about 300, 400 seats. Jimmy yeah. I said, we got to we better do something exciting to sell the tickets. Well, what about jimmy fallon . Hes in new york. So, okay. Book me on the fallon show. Okay, well he okay, hell be glad to get you. Okay. [ laughter ] so, we book you. Jimmy yeah. And then by the time i got here, there are no seats left. Jimmy its too late now. Its too late. Youre already here. But now im here. Jimmy lets have a great time. [ laughter ] well try to have a good time. Jimmy well try to have a a good time. I cant guarantee anything. [ applause ] [ applause ] and hows your son doing . Hows max doing . Hes okay. He said not to mention him on the show. Jimmy oh, okay. Nevermind. Sorry. [ laughter ] max come on, man. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy too late now, man. Youre from brooklyn, right . Youre a brooklyn kid . Jimmy yeah, absolutely. You know, people say no, years ago, when i was a kid, theyd say, where were you born . Id say, williamsburg. Theyd say, virginia . Id say, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy a nice virginia boy, yeah. But we grew up in a a tenement, in williamsburg. It was it was really nice. Jimmy how many brothers and sisters did you have . I have three older brothers, i was the baby boy. Jimmy were you trouble . No, no, i was busy, but i wasnt trouble. And my mother used to make on a kaiser roll, shed make a a butter and a lot of sliced tomatoes, put it in a brown paper bag, and shed throw it out the window, and id catch it and id sit on the curb with eugene and murray and benji and it was great. Tomato, salt, pepper, buttered kaiser roll. Eat my lunch, and, you know, wed play punch ball or something. It was great. One day, she threw i was a a very good athlete, i would never missed. [ cheers and applause ] one day woof bang flat. Missed it on the curb, brown paper bag, wet tomato running [ laughter ] kaiser roll crushed. [ laughter ] i took it, and i put it on my lap very carefully, peeled it, peeled it, got the kaiser roll, and the toma, very slowly. [ laughter ] i began to cry. [ laughter ] because it was the greatest thing i ever ate in my life. [ laughter ] she had made a living pizza by you know, just by [ laughter ] it was incredible. Jimmy a precious pizza. [ applause ] every day when she threw it down, i would just suddenly miss it. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, you liked it better crushed. Pick it up flat. You know . Ah, those are great days. Bernie, the brother next to me i i was about five, and maybe four and i i had to pee. I really had to pee. So i had to go, and bernie was in the bathroom, so i, you know, i said, bernie, i got a a pee, i gotta pee knocked, and bernie, i gotta pee bernie said, im going. Which trumps peeing. [ laughter ] jimmy if youre already going theres no two wabo about it. So i didnt know where either the sink is too high. I couldnt [ laughter ] i mean, theres no there isnt a bucket. I dont [ laughter ] but the front windows open. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no, no, no, mel. No [ applause ] im in heaven. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i go to the window, and in a a beautiful arc [ laughter ] just let it go right out the great until i heard total consternation below. Why . Because jewish women including my mother were sitting on the steps [ audience ohs ] just below. Its coming from your apartment [ laughter ] [ applause ] that was a tough that was a a very tough night, and i never told i just i heard her, like a rhinoceros going up the steps, you know. There was a lot of anger. I jumped in the bed, i pull over the covers, never told bernie. And bernie come out of the bathroom, and says, hi, mom. Bang [ laughter and applause ] jimmy whats wrong with you, bernie . When i was 82 and bernie was 78, i told him. [ laughter ] jimmy its nice you told i want to talk a little bit about gene wilder. Oh. Jimmy who just recently passed. You know, he was sick. And i knew it. And he was such a dear friend. And i expected it. Jimmy yeah. I expected he would go, but i dont know, when it happens, its still tremendous. Its still its a big shock, you know . Im still reeling from that no more gene, i cant call him, i cant a wonderful part of my life, you know . Jimmy do you remember meeting him for the first time . Oh, he well, i met him when my late wife Anne Bancroft was doing mother courage, a a Bertolt Brecht play, and gene was in it. He was the chaplain. And he came backstage, and i got to know him a little bit, and he kept saying, why are they laughing . Because the chaplain is a great its sad and funny. Its touching, and it can be amusing. So he said, why are they always laugh they are always laughing at me. Why are they laughing at me . I said, look in the mirror. Blame it on god. [ laughter ] but we became very good friends, and i told him about leo bloom and the thing i was writing called the producers, and i [ applause ] you, i said, after when we get the money, you are going to be leo bloom. He said, oh, yeah, when you get the money. Youre doing a play about two jews who are producing a flop instead of a hit knowing they can make more money with a a flop, and the big number in it is springtime for hitler. yeah. Youre going to get the money. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. See ya later ill never see you again. So anyway, miracle of joseph e. Levine, avco embassy we got the money. I went backstage, and gene was in a Murray Schisgal play called luv, luv. And he was wonderful in it. And he was taking off his makeup, he was in the dressing room, and i took the script, and i said, gene, we got the money. Were going to make the movie. You are leo bloom. And i threw it on his makeup and held his face and cried, and then i hugged him. It was a wonderful moment. You ended up going from there to you did Blazing Saddles. And Blazing Saddles, unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] its unbelievable. Unbelievable how funny that is. You dont really, you dont have to push it anymore. Were sold out. [ laughter ] jimmy no, i know youre sold out. No one can make it. You cant no, no, no, no. Sorry, folks. Jimmy sold out, everybody. You wont see it. Its a tic. Its a tic. Jimmy its a tic. Its a tic. A nervous tic. Its a nervous tic. [ laughter ] i have to do that. Jimmy you have look. Did you expect to have such a a good time here tonight . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre doing Blazing Saddles with gene, and then he says, i have an idea for a sitting instead of everybody was having lunch, and he was writing on, like, a a legal pad. I looked at the top, and it said Young Frankenstein. I said, what the hell is that . He said, well, i had an idea. What if the grandson of Victor Frankenstein was a a serious, brilliant surgeon and wanted nothing to do with responsible for making the monster and animating, reanimating dead tissue . So he said, you know, and hes fighting it, but its in his blood. I said, thats a terrific idea. Thats a great would you you want to write it with me . He said, yeah. We were casting together, and he said, what about peter boyle . I said, perfect. Perfect. Big. Well make him a little bigger, well pad him up. He said, okay. Hes the mon what about Cloris Leachman . Mrs. Danforth. Perfect. Frau blucher [ horse whinny ] [ light laughter ] shes going to be perfect. And i said, what about Madeline Kahn . No tongues, no tongues, Madeleine Kahn. The best. She adlibbed that. She when gene went in to kiss her jimmy yes. She said, no tongues. [ laughter ] jimmy she is the coolest. She was the best. Jimmy the best. I mean, come on. Just gorgeous and funny. And he said, he is igor i mean, he is. Jimmy i mean, i love that. Frankensteen, eyegore. And marty feldman, you know, with his eyes going that way, i said [ light laughter ] i said, gene, any time we want to hide from marty feldman, put your nose against him. [ laughter ] hell never see you. Hell never see you. Jimmy i want to show everyone a scene just from heres a scene from Young Frankenstein. This is when gene wilders fiancee Madeleine Kahn arrives at the castle in transylvania. Here we go. Id like you to meet my assistants inga and igor. How do you do . How do you do . This is my financier, elizabeth. Hello im so happy to meet you at last. Uh, finance. Excuse me, darling, what is it exactly that you do do . Oh, well, i assist dr. Frankenstein in the laboratory. We have intellectual discussions and we as a having one as you were driving up. Right. [ gibberish ] what . Igor, would you give me a a hand with the bags . Certainly. You take the blonde, and ill take the one in the turban. [ laughter ] oh. [ growling ] oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Madeleine kahn going [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. Well, thank you so much for coming. Im so happy that you came on the show, and im so sorry youre sold out. [ light laughter ] next time come when the shows not sold out and we can sell tickets. Well, its a pleasure. Jimmy oh, my gosh. [ applause ] the great mel brooks. Go see him at radio city this thursday if you can get in. And buy this book. Its out october 18th. Rita ora joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] every day starts better with a healthy smile. 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Shell be releasing new music later this year. Oh, i want to hear about that. And shes the new host of americas next top model which will premiere on vh1, in december. Everyone, please welcome, rita ora [ cheers applae . Jimmy hi, rita hello, hello. Jimmy ah, welcome back. You look complete. Just have to get cozy. Hi jimmy you look gorgeous. Welcome back. Thank you. I thought id wear some sequins for you. Jimmy ah see, you look out for me. Thank you very much. Cause usually im on that side. I was just getting ready behind the curtain, i was like usually, im like waiting for the exposure, not walking out. How do i not walk out . Jimmy fantastic. I did unbuckle. Yeah. Jimmy i want to hear about everything. You have a very big gig coming up. Youre going to the vatican . Oh, yeah. I know. I leave tomorrow. Jimmy so youre going to sing to the pope . Okay, so im not, really, like the most im more of a a spiritual person, and so, the vatican, i figured out, is actually a big deal. [ light laughter ] jimmy yes, yes, it is. Absolutely. Right . Jimmy its as spiritual as it gets. Yeah its up there. And then i looked at the guest list, and i just see pope, and im, like pope hes going to be there. And then i thought, what do you wear to see the pope . And now i know he doesnt have facebook, i cant check out what everyone wore. [ laughter ] and, im, like, oh, so yeah. Jimmy what are you doing . Do you know what song youre singing . Oh yeah, im singing . What child is this who laid to rest . Dont know the rest of the words. Jimmy no, no, no one does. You dont need it. Yeah, im singing that. Jimmy what an honor. Oh, its massive. I mean, it really is. Im really looking forward to Mother Teresa who has now become a saint. Jimmy thats right. [ cheers and applause ] yes. Jimmy absolutely. I know, and so im going to go and do the whole, you know, whats up pope thing. Jimmy no, no, you cant say, whats up pope. No . Jimmy i dont know, no. I think you have to google, what to say to the pope. Cause its a big deal. I know, i know. I know jimmy its fantastic. I know, im really looking forward to it, its a real honor, and i dont know if anyones actually really done the whole vatican venue thing before so jimmy no. Its a bit interesting, that the vatican is someones venue. Jimmy exactly, yeah. Jimmy did you ever think when you were a kid, that youd one day grow up and perform for the pope . No. No. No. No. No. [ laughter ] no, just thinking if ive had any dreams, no ive never dreamt about the pope. Jimmy no, but thats a big step. Its the biggest gig in the world. Its massive. Jimmy when did you realize it, when you were a kid, oh, that performing is what i want to do . Well, i joined the choir when i was six. In london, we have these little things, and they werent that big of a deal. And then i went to theater school, and then since then, i drunkies, i dont know what you call them, oh, alcoholics. [ light laughter ] jimmy you make it sound so charming. The accent makes me sound cute, yeah. Alcoholics, yeah. They would be there, and, you know, id have to, like, you know sing. . Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts . . All standing in a row big ones, small ones some as big as your head . Yeah. Jimmy you really paid your, were you paid . , hed make me clean the pub after. Jimmy thats what good dads does, absolutely. Shout out to the dads. Jimmy yeah. How bout music for you . New music . Ah yes, signed a new deal. Im actually recording as we film the show, i was recording as i was shooting the two fifty shades movies too in vancouver, and, so you know, im kind of doing it all at once. Its really weird. Its 2016. So i thought, make a cocktail. Jimmy its a big year, yeah. You are making a great cocktail. Yeah, absolutely. Cause you have that, and then americas next top model. Yes. Tyra banks, star of the show. Jimmy i love tyra banks, absolutely, yeah. [ applause ] well you know, she asked me to really just come and rekind of 2016 the show. And so i thought, well i cant really fill her footsteps, cause you know, shes been doing it for so many years. And, one, im from london, and its americas next top model, so i thought how we going to make that work . But, two, i thought, we can actually find females this year who really are doing more than just one thing, and are just independent women, and these girls ive got on the show, im just seeing elevate into, these gorgeous like businesswomen, and thats really what i love to see. Especially in our day and age of the internet and social media, and all that stuff. You never know whos going to get famous these days. Jimmy yeah, exactly. You know what i mean . Jimmy well i think you are going to do a great job. Youre going to be fantastic. And we love having you here. Aw, i love you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy every time youre here, youre always great. Were sending you good vibes. Tell the pope, tell the pope that we said hi. I will. Jimmy break a leg, break a a leg. Youre going to be great. Well be right back with a a performance from banks steelz. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . Mr. Brady, weve been expecting you. Will you be needing anything else . No. Not a thing. Beautyrest black. Get your beautyrest. This ones got detacha e this mac doesnt have any of that its less useful like a hat for your cat surface has touch and a beautiful screen you can see things like theyve never been seen this mac doesnt quite compare its slower, heavy, and a bit square fold it in half, hello when you start lighter than air, you can doodle a heart yes its plain to see you work at ge . Yeah, i do. You guys are working on some pretty big stuff over there, right . Like a new language for crazybig, worldchanging machines. Well, not me specifically. I work on the industrial side. So i build the worldchanging machines. I get it. 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Banks and steelz in the building flash the camera ima drop the hammer . . Things done changed in hip hop since they let bobby out the slammer . . Hip hop started on the east coast then it moved west now down to bama . . Ima bring it back to new york roll those blunts and throw ya hands up . . Pass me a cup of the goose in the club with the juice and the bud and head up to my penthouse . . Oh im not tryin to take it slow workin hard caking dough . . Open up twenty four we striving for that gold . . Ill stop at nothing i will play this game thats so easily started not so easily parted . . Oh giants giants everything is shaking througth cause we are giants . . Ooh giants heart of david you know it takes just one its done . . Cnn this is ghetto editorial see we like milk and oreos dipped inside the audio . . Platinum plaques in my portfolio my lines are fine as wine . . And blow your mind like cocoa you can do what you want to with a bowl of chili summer cheesesteak on a roll in philly . . Ima patriot dont deal with hatred if you make that beef ill smack you silly . . Back on up on this before you mess with this you better off jumping off the building . . Or cuttin wrists oh got to heat up the show raise the thermometer . . Im gonna take full control hey paul let em know . . Ill stop at nothing i will play this game thats so easily started not so e . Oh giants giants everything is shaking through the walls cause we are giants . . Giants heart of david you know it takes just one to tee off . . This land is your land this land is my land from california to the New York Island . . From the redwood forest to the gulf stream waters they cant take it from us they cannot destroy us . . Are we dreaming the same dream of money guns and gasoline . . And nicotine for the average teen cfos are after cream gmos extracting genes . On my team being . . Giants giants everything is shaking through the walls cause we are giants . . Ooh giants heart of david you know it takes just one . Giants everything is shaking through the walls we are giants . . Giants heart of david you know it takes just one get some . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, come on. Good to see you. Thank you. Banks steelz [ cheers and applause ] catch them on tour now. Well be right back, everybody banks steelz [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks, my thanks to mel brooks, rita ora, banks steelz, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] and the roots in philadelphia, pennsylvania right there. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight sean diddy combs, d. J. Khaled, and french montana, star of antibirth actress, natasha lyonne, music from french montana, featuring the 8g band with allison miller. . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night how is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] all right, thats great to hear