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[ cheers and applause ] . Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Barbra Streisand, alec baldwin, musical guests Barbra Streisand and alec baldwin, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 520. Tucson steve and now, here he is, . . Jimmy oh, my goodness that is a crowd. Hot crowd fantastic new york city crowd right there tonight thank you very much thank you very much. And welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. This is it. Youre part of the show. What a show tonight. But first, heres what people are talking about, you guys. Of course, everyone is talking about the election. And get this, politico is now reporting that Hillary Clintons campaign is hoping to just outlast him until november. Sounds like a good plan, said ted cruz, marco rubio, jeb bush, and john kasich. [ laughter and applause ] real good plan. I saw that hillary held a a fundraiser recently at Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biels house [ light laughter ] i know jessica biel. Whos Justin Timberlake . [ light laughter ] jessica even posted a a photobooth series they all took together. Take a look at this. Isnt that cute . [ light laughter ] hillarys faces in those pictures are actually the stages to reacting to donald trump running for president. Can we see that again . [ laughter and applause ] at first at first, its funny and it makes you smile. Then you cant believe what hes saying. Then youre terrified he might win. [ light laughter ] and, finally, look at the latest polls, and you breathe a a sigh of relief. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be okay. Letting up. In fact, he took a few shots at hillarys campaign yesterday, specifically some of the celebrities who are supporting her. Listen to this right here. Her supports have really and her supporters have very little enthusiasm. The only people enthusiastic about her campaign are hollywood celebrities. In many cases, celebrities that arent very hot anymore. [ audience ohs ] jimmy yes, unlike the smoking hot celebrities supporting me right now, like scott baio and the one guy from duck dynasty, thats it. [ laughter and applause ] hot, hot celebrities. Trump will be the first president to make decisions by playing hot or not with world leaders. Like, angela merkel, not hot. Vladimir putin, very hot. And did you see this . The boston globe just reported that according to his campaign staff, donald trump wouldnt take any vacations as president. I think thats because hes offended so many other countries he cant leave this one. Where are you gonna go . Steve where you gonna go . Jimmy hey, i saw that the u. S. National park service turned 100 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] wow. Isnt that amazing . For 100 years, families from traveling to the grand canyon saying, huh, okay, well, back in the r. V. Lets go. [ laughter and applause ] thats it. Its a canyon. Its a hole. Lets go. Well, this is pretty funny. Kim kardashian recently attended a Friends Birthday Party in mexico and apparently brought a pi . Ata that was modeled after her butt. [ laughter ] afterwards all the kids in the village were picking up candy and so were the kids in the next village. It was a big oh, a bit of a scandal here, you guys. I read that bachelorette winner jordan rogerss tinder account is still active. [ audience oohs ] and that he recently matched with a girl despite being engaged in jojo. [ audience oohs ] jojo said, i cant believe youd cheat on me. And rogers said, you dated 25 other guys while we were going out. [ applause ] you cant believe i did that . I just dont know. Another reality star, kim richards of the real housewives of Beverly Hills just avoided jail time for shoplifting at a target store last year. Instead, shell be moved to a a Work Release Program for felons, the real housewives of new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] ill flip this table check this out. Hollywood medium star tyler henry says that his psychic abilities help him on tell if theres gonna be a a second date or not. Which, raises the question, if you are psychic, why would you even bother showing up for a a bad first date. [ applause ] i have a feeling this is going to stink. Uh, im sick. I thought this was pretty amazing. Astronaut Jeffrey Williams just set the u. S. Record for most days in space, reaching the milestone of 521 days. Its less of an accomplishment after nasa admitted they sort of forgot he was up there. [ laughter and applause ] hey, that reminds me of something jeff would say. Oh, my god wheres jeff . Jeff, can you hear us . I totally forgot are you okay . Home alone 5 in space. Steve no one can hear you scream [ light laughter ] jimmy and finally, heres a a nice local story. Strangers hugs on the street. [ audience aws ] here, take a look. [ audience aws ] the dogs owner was, like, yeah, hugs. Thats what those are, sure, little quick hugs. We have a great show. Give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its been a great week so far, theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, jessica alba will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and were going to play a fun new game called roomba pong. Its fun. Plus, Jeff Foxworthy and thank you notes. Its going to be a good show tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] set the dvr. But first, oh, la, la, la. I mean, look at this. Pink vinyl, yeah. You dont get bigger than this. One of the greatest entertainers of all time. Shes the first recording artist in history to have a a number one album in six consecutive decades. [ cheers and applause ] shes the coolest. Shes won multiple academy, golden globe, and emmy awards as well as a tony. And at midnight, tonight, she drops her new album, encore movie partners sing broadway. The one,he Barbra Streisand on the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] . Oh its fantastic. This record is she knows how to do it, man. Encore is the name of it. But its all these great people, anne hathaway, daisy ridley from star wars. Steve wow. Jimmy shes fantastic. I didnt know she sang. I must have missed that scene from star wars. Steve good scene. You got popcorn. And tonight, shes doing a fun bit. Well, well get to this. Because i like to tell him that hes on the show as well. We love this man as well, hes a talented, talented actor. Hes very smart, very funny. Hes just got it all. And it turns out he can really sing too. Our pal, alec baldwin is dropping in tonight [ cheers and applause ] then no, it gets better steve what . Jimmy it gets better than that steve what . Were goca hitting homers left and right. And then barbra and alec are going to sing a fantastic duet off her the new album. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy History History in the making. Herstory. Steve herstory, please. Jimmy herstory in the making. Barbra streisand knows how to do duets. What was that one with donna summer was my jam . . Enough is enough is enough . . . . . Good bye good bye good bye . . Enough is enough is enough . Jimmy oh, the best. Thats my jam. Thats my workout song. Steve that is everyday. You have it on constant loop. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. On a constant loop and i run for three or four hours a day. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. Hashtags . [ cheers and applause ] . No sunshine . Jimmy ah, forget it. This is the best. Whats the other one . . No sunshine . . Enough is enough is enough . [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy i dont know. I dont even remember it. Reminds me of working out. Reminds me of working out. Steve yeah, cause when you working out, youre in your own state of mind. Flash dance. Jimmy she knows how to do it. Steve you wear your jimmy this is it. I wear my yeah, i workout. What was the neil diamond. Was that the other big duet she did . . You dont bring me steve oh, what a burn. . You dont sing the song you hardly talk to me anymore when i come to the door at the end of the day . . Baby i remember all the things you taught me . Steve neils a tough guy. Neil diamonds a tough guy. Not even a chance for years. Steve yeah, for years. You opened and closed for them. Jimmy that is correct. Guys, if you watch our show, and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since ryan lochte has gotten in some trouble. Steve a little hot water. Jimmy for lying about what happened to him in rio. I went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called my dumb lie. [ light laughter ] and i asked you guys to tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing lie that youve told. And within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you for those tweets. Now, i thought id share some of my favorite my dumb lie tweets from you guys. Here we go. This first is from adi hemrijani. He says, told my son that his belly button was a reset button, and that if he behaved rudely, id push it and hed have to start as a baby again. [ cheers and applause ] thats frightening. Steve thats not good. Hes still paying for that one. Jimmy oh, i like this one. Dino face . She says, sometimes when i order chinese, ill muffle the phone and say, one second, what do you want . and then order myself a second entree and some crab rangoon. Steve thats not dumb. [ talking over each other ] two small drinks. Six egg rolls. Jimmy im having a party tonight, so sorry. Hold on. Steve hey, man how many forks you need. Just one. I mean five. My steve thats a genius lie. Jimmy this ones from frecklednomad. Steve i love him, or her. Jimmy she says, got embarrassed that i used the elevator to go down one level and so i limped out to not look lazy. [ laughter and applause ] steve again, thats not dumb at all. Thats using your noggin. Jimmy that little time to think of it. Why do i got to do that i couldve have taken the stairs. This is from edfabry. He said, while working in spain, i told my spanish roommate that the proper english response to someone [ laughter and applause ] why . Why would you do that . Steve thats just rude. Thats not good at all. Jimmy yeah, i know. This one is from murph911. She says, my uncle wore a a garage door opener on his belt to bars and told his girls he was a doctor and could paged at any moment. Why does your pager say sears on it . Oh, i dont know. This is from flabbergated. He says, i told people i tore my rotator cuff rock climbing, but i really tore it scooping ice cream that was too hard. [ laughter and applause ] steve no one will ever know it will go with me to my grave jimmy this last one is from crystaljtf. She says, told my mom i was having dinner with friends. But i was actually going to see fifty shades of grey. She was in the same theater [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy there you have it hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. Alec baldwin and Barbra Streisand [ cheers and applause ] . baby laughs . . . Its a golden opportunity to discover the power of the human hand. The ability of a lexus master craftsman to turn an ordinary experience into an extraordinary one. . For a limited time get some of the best offers of the year on our most refined vehicles at the lexus golden opportunity sales event. Get up to 5,000 customer cash ends september 5th. See your lexus dealer. 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Its sort of nice to see you in person. Jimmy its great to see me too. Thank you. Listen up, babs, were going to sing this song really . Jimmy and its going to be a fantastic song. Were going to sing a fantastic song, and, together, were going to make duets great again [ cheers and applause ] thats if you can sing. Can you . Jimmy look, youre a really great singer, but im really fantastic. I sing all the best words. When you hear me sing, youre oh, you mean like your hair in a wind storm. Jimmy toupee. I mean, touche. You ready . . . Anything you can do i can do better i can do anything better than you . . No you cant yes i can no you cant yes i can . . No you cant . Yes i can yes i can yes i can . . Any wall you can build i can build taller . . Im not building . No you cant yes i can no you cant yeahhuh . . No you cant yes i can and im gonna get mexico to pay for it . [ laughter and applause ] . Dont count on it okay i can go to d flat and ill never be flat . . I can build casinos and deport latinos . . I can vote for hillary shes going to lose . . No shes going to win and shes going to win huge . Are you talking about me or your latest poll numbers . Anything you can say i can say softer . . No i can say anything softer than you . . No you cant yes i can no you cant yes i can . . No you cant yes i can no you cant . . Youre right i cant . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy be careful he only. Listens to me. Get down boy. All right, hold up. . Thats good. Okay. Jimmy thank you. Boy, you really are a a primadonna. No, youre a primadonald. Jimmy oh, thats pretty good. You wanna be my new Campaign Manager . No way, jose. Jimmy jose . Where is he . Get him out of here please. Ill be right back. Oh, what am i [ cheers and applause ] if i booked a hotel in advance i wouldnt need one at the last minute. Sorry, captain obvious. Dont be. Ive got the hotels. Com app, which makes it simple to book a room for. 1,000. Sorry. Or 500. Or 100. Sorry. 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Eman what up, peyt. You know i have directv nfl sunday ticket. I get every game, every sunday. All in hd. Yeah. I know that. So you wanna come over . Ill make nachos i cant right now man. Im playing. Oh yeah. Alright. Ill pencil you in for tuesday. Z23egz zvpz . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by an Academy Awardnominated actor, oh hes fantastic. A twotime emmy award winner, and threetime golden globe winner, and one of the most allaround entertaining men we know. Now he shows us that he can sing as well, he sings a duet with Barbara Streisand on her new album encore movie partner sing broadway, which is available tonight at midnight or friday, august 26th. Please welcome a very talented man, our good friend, alec baldwin, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] . . Oh they love you. Oh standing ovation. . They love you. They love you. Wow. Jimmy i mean, you cant beat it. Wow. Jimmy come on. Standing ovation. They love you. We love you. Amazing. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Thank you. Jimmy local boy. Come on, buddy. Thank you so much for having me. Jimmy youre a stud, please, buddy. You sound great. Jimmy please, buddy. How you doing . You look sharp. You look great. Hows the family, everybody good . The baby . Did you just say im a stud . Did you say youre a stud . Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i got two kids and a third one coming, my wifes going to have a baby any day now. Jimmy i know, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] so, two my daughter our daughter, carmen is three, our son rafael, who just turned one, and were having another baby like any day now. Any day. Jimmy are you just packed with like baby stuff all over the house . Yeah, its like you go you know, i always joke and say to my wife, when i come home to my apartment in new york, there will be like a pile of stuff thats just the mail that belongs to all the rest of the people in the building, but for our house of, like, diapers and butt cream jimmy butt cream. Butt paste. Jimmy butt paste as well. The bottle says butt paste on it. Jimmy i know, i know. Im an investor, yeah. Of course. You own butt paste. Jimmy i own butt paste, absolutely. [ light laughter ] im the face of butt paste. [ laughter ] for many years. Youre the man behind butt paste. But my wife she buys, like, literally she buys stuff for the kids by the container load. Like when you see ships at a a port thats just diapers and butt paste. [ laughter ] for my house. Jimmy for your house. We too have it too all over our placto and hows the little oneyearold . I know carmen the 3yearold. Our son, rafael is he makes hes the sweetest kid in the world, but when the nanny comes towards him, he has uncanny sense of the time of day when its nap time. So when she comes towards him, he literally makes that sound like frankenstein makes. Like argh. [ laughter ] fire no, fire bad. Nap bad jimmy he doesnt want to nap . Yeah. Snacks good. Argh to her. He makes the sound, she comes to him and is like okay, come to me. Argh. Jimmy yeah. But hes so cute, though, come on. Hes adorable, hes very sweet. Argh. [ laughter ] jimmy i saw a picture of you somewhere just like snuggling, holding him in new york city somewhere. The thing i do now, i told somebody is, you know what huffing is, right . Its not a pleasant thing. People who huff chemicals. Jimmy oh, like huffing paint . They huff like huff, there you go. You knew that very quickly. [ laughter ] but thats your choice. Oh, like huffing paint. Jimmy i dont know. It was, like yeah, huffing paint. Thats what i was talking about. Jimmy i dont know. Anyway, now i huff my son. I huff my kid. My son, rafael, i take him and i go, i take his body, and i go [ laughter ] and i sniff him. And sniff his body, and i smell him. Jimmy oh, hes so cute. I huff my son. Jimmy no you have to. Babies, especially around the head, baby head, baby smells are just so cute. I huff my son and the bad part is, like when you huff the sidewalk. [ laughter ] oh. Jimmy oh, man. Man. Jimmy you have a million things going on. I want to talk about as many as i can get a hold of here. The podcast heres the thing is what its called. Right, i have a podcast. Jimmy it is fantastic. I listened to it. I have an app called overcast, and thats where i have my list of podcasts. You did my podcast. Jimmy i had the best time ever. But i love it. Everybody. I listened to your interview with paul simon and billy joel. My podcast is on wnyc. Go to the wnyc, which is new and my podcast heres the thing. I have a i do it every other week. We do 26 shows a year, and i get people in a booth for like an hour, and the whole idea is when you get em to, like, not be doing shorter segments, they do longer segments, they have a a lot to say. Jimmy yeah. And we get them in there and its been a lot of fun. Jimmy is there anyone that youre trying to get that you havent been able to well, my one goal would be obama. I want to get obama. Jimmy president obama would be big. Have you had him on this show . Jimmy whats that . Have you had him on this hes been on the show numerous times. [ laughter ] you had obama on the show already . Jimmy barry . Hes been on . Jimmy barry, yeah, hes been on. [ laughter ] hell do my podcast. Ill try. Jimmy what would you ask him . What would you ask him . What questions are you dying to ask him . How would the program is really about how people feel about what they do. So what does it feel like for you to be the president . What was like on an emotional level . Was it a tough thing . Im sure when youre the president , its a tremendous drain on your time, if you will, you know, did he miss seeing kids and things like that. Its a sacrifice. Its service to your country. Jimmy yeah. Democrat or republican. Theyre people are doing service. Jimmy i was asking but apparently he has a lot of time on his hands if hes doing your show more than once. [ audience ohs ] jimmy well, were out of time, alec. We had a great [ laughter ] . [ applause ] match game, everybody jimmy match game. But between doing, you got movies youve already got in the can, three or something. We were talking and you just came from a movie set. Between doing movies, you did the match game, which how did that come about . Hosting the match game. You know honestly, i have no idea. [ light laughter ] i have no idea. Its exactly like the album i did with youre superstar guest today. Somebody called me up, and they go, marty erlichman, from barbaras office called, and said, Barbara Streisand wants you to sing on her album. And i was, like, you ass. [ laughter ] i have two kids man, one on the way. Oh, please oh, please. Click. And i hung up. And the same was with the match game, they were like, they want you to host the match game for abc. They want you to be part of a a sunday night block of game shows. And i decided to do it because it was a good source of income for my foundation. My wife and i have an arts related charitable foundation, so we gave a lot of money from the match game, to charity, but with the same thing, like [ applause ] no, no, thank you. Charitable components, i love doing it. The people are fun. You know, they get the celebrity guest stars jimmy youre getting great reviews. Its so much fun to watch. The celebrities come in, and they roll them in like at, 10 00 oclock, and they get their wardrobe on, but like 2 00 oclock theyre smashed. Theyre bombed. They are. They are completely wasted. Jimmy i know that ive seen you sing tony bennett, and you are fantastic, you do almost a a better tony bennett than tony bennett does. Ive seen you on saturday night live, and its the greatest. But i didnt know that you could actually sing things. [ light laughter ] no, no, in a good way. In a good way. Lets see how this goes. Jimmy no what do you mean . No. Im not a singer. Its not what i do. When you get invited to sing with somebody, who is the greatest female vocalist of all time of all time [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you say yes. Theres a lot of people who can sing, and they can sing great, and theres a lot of this is it. So, when she called me and asked me to sing, i thought i literally thought we were going to do a song and she was going to sing, and i was literally going to come in and go . Baby . Thats it. Jimmy and leave. Im like well im done. Jimmy yeah. So i pop in a couple minutes you know . Love you . Cut. And im out. But they really had me get up there and sing. Jimmy i mean, we keep talking about barbara, why dont we talk with barbara . I mean, shes here. [ cheers and applause ] we are joined right now by one of the greatest entertainers in the history of show business. She has 31 platinum albums, she has an emmy, a grammy, an oscar, and a tony, ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Barbara Streisand [ cheers and applause ] . . . Jimmy respect, respect, respect. Yeah. Welcome, and thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for doing that sketch with me earlier. I appreciate it. Youre the most fun to play with. [ applause ] how did you how did you get hooked up with alec and singing with alec and all these people . Well i just jimmy do you know each other . Yes, yes. We met many times. Go ahead, tell him. 10 other guys had to die before you called. [ laughter ] no, no, no, no. I, you know, i wanted you as my leading man in gypsy. [ applause ] so, i just said, you know, who would i love to what movie and so i asked them if they would like to do duets with me, and they said yes. Jimmy and how was he . Was he difficult . To work with . [ laughter ] oh, hes so difficult. So difficult. No, a joy. Jimmy yeah. Easy, easy, easy. Jimmy and did you get it first take and everything . She records. Jimmy yeah. First, and then they bring im in new york, and then i record. And then we did the video. Everyone was different, you know what i mean . Like, in other words, when i sang with melissa mccarthy, shes right jimmy oh yeah, shes in the room with you . Oh, you did it with her . Oh, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy no, no, no, no, no. Not really. She was not really. She wasnt really there. She was there in spirit. I had so much faith in her talk amongst yourselves. [ laughter ] that i could just, you know, like, hugh jackman, i directed jimmy yeah. I mean and giving directions on, you know, Bradley Cooper played a little part with in at the ballet. Jimmy yeah, thats right. When you come in somebody tells you what to do. Its not like you walk in and go, barbara, maybe you can back off on this little bar here. Ill take it. [ laughter ] someones there telling you, this is what you do, and this is what she does. Well, melissa was very funny because she says when i asked her if she would sing with me, she said, i cant sing. Thats what she said, so i said, you dont have to sing that much. A personality that so, but it was funny going, you know, trying to get her to sing a a phrase that is all one note. . Da da da . She went . Da da da . Right . I go, no, no. . Da da da . . Da da da . And it just but then, all of a sudden, shed come out with a a great note, you know, wed go, oh, my god, great, melissa, fantastic she is so funny. Calls you Barbara Streisand, and you go, oh, thank you so much, but its Barbara Streisand. Thats right. [ applause ] with a soft s. Jimmy duh, melissa. I mean god. No, no. I just got off from a little tour, right . Everybody calls me Barbara Streisand, so i said, you know, i got to do something about this. I mean, 50 years already, dont you know how to say my name right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no. I went to the top of the heap. Jimmy oh, i heard about this. I called the head of apple, tim cook. Jimmy you hear this . This is real. No youre kidding. And i said, why not ask him . Because what did i do . I tried siri. How would siri pronounce my name. [ cheers ] and you ask siri, you know, how to pronounce Barbara Streisand, and she says, you pronounce Barbara Streisand Barbara Jimmy yeah. The head of apple. The head of apple. Well, i called steve jobs before when he was alive. Jimmy okay. Whats the point now, yeah. [ laughter ] but that was about something else. Jimmy he didnt pick up. But if you dont ask, you cant get, right . Maybe well kill him afterwards. No, he was very sweet. But, theyre actually updating siri september 30th, so jimmy really . How do you pronounce Barbara Streisand . Hmm, let me think. Heres what i found on the web for how do you pronounce Barbara Streisand jimmy no, siri, youre wrong and i had an argument with her. Jimmy siri, you are wrong im sitting next to her right now. Steve stupid siri. [ laughter ] jimmy more with . [ cheers and applause ] anncr hanes underwear with revolutionary xtemp technology is designed to respond to your body temperature to help keep you cool. Lets put it to the test. Youre up. Ew. Im gonna play it. Wedge . Yup anncr it speeds evaporation to help keep you cool and dry. Hanes xtemp technology. Because when youre cool, youre comfortable. I think you got this. Right. At the the lincoln summer invitation sales event its time to relax. From the moment you take your foot off the brake, the brake stays engaged and you stay put. Taking the legwork out of stop and go traffic. And even hills. 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Ends september 5th. See your lexus dealer. Hey listen, when you tell our friends about your job, maybe lets play up the digital part. Yeah, well ge is doing a lot of cool things digitally to help machines communicate, might want to at least mention that. Im building worldchanging machines. With my two hands. Does that threaten you . No dont be silly. Im just, uh, going to go to chop some wood. With that . Yeah we dont have an ax. Or a fireplace. Good to be prepared. . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, we are here with Barbra Streisand and alec baldwin. [ cheers and applause ] barbras new album, encore movie partners sing broadway, is available right now friday, august 26th. Last time you were hear, you had your record partners and that went straight to number one, its yoen album, congratulations on that. [ cheers and applause ] that was the tenth . Jimmy that was your tenth. Oh, that was the tenth. Jimmy that was the tenth. You just, i just saw you were in brooklyn last week. Yeah, doing your concert. Congratulations. Best reviews of, like, any concert ive ever read. Ever. I think New York Times said Barbara Streisand sounded like diamonds. Oh, nice. Jimmy the finale dont rain on my parade. Sounded like a Space Shuttle leaving earth. Right there. Thats nice. Jimmy not bad yeah. Thats fantastic. Well, you know how to do it. They were nice. Yeah, well thats great. Short and sweet, you know what i mean . Jimmy thats it. Thats what youre like. Now i go out to long island. [ cheers and applause ] eat lobster, corn on the cob, watermelon. Jimmy yeah. Do you have many special guests at the show or is it just you . Would you do a duet . I just had a, oh actually, jamie foxx came and sang with me one night. Jimmy hes unbelievable talented. I love that guy. Fabulous, fabulous. Jimmy he can play piano, he can sing, he can do everything. Oh, yeah, unbelievable. And babyface came and sang one night. Jimmy oh, Kenny Babyface . [ applause ] and patrick wilson. Jimmy patrick wilson, oh, thats great from loving you. Who was your fav out of all your duets, is there are you asking me, really . Jimmy no, not who your favorite is. [ laughter ] oh, okay. Jimmy but maybe like your top five favorites. Top five favorites . Jimmy well, you got neil. Delicious, all so good, all so different. You know, i cant jimmy but wouldnt you love to do it with a talk show host . Thats like picking which child you love the best. [ laughter ] jimmy wouldnt you like to do a duet with, like, a talk show host or something . [ cheers and applause ] oh. Jimmy like, the host of the tonight show, i mean, wow, wow, wow. That is, like, quite a show. Quite a show. That was kind of messed up. Jimmy the number one but then i might have to do a lot of talk show hosts. Youd have to be you could do a talk show host album. Yeah, right. Jimmy its me and dr. Phil for wh lets just do it. Itll be fantastic. Oprah. Jimmy its so fun to just listen, oh oprah would do it to, yeah. But you have, melissa mccarthy, hugh jackman. That guys a talented guy. Jimmy but when you listen to it, he just, i dont know, he just so, its quality stuff. Its interesting, isnt it . Jimmy i love it. Its like a play. Jimmy yeah. Like dialogue. But do you want to sing and do like a broadway show . Jimmy me . Yeah, you can sing. Jimmy no, i would never do that. You would never do that. You have a very good voice. You do. [ cheers and applause ] tape . We got that on tape . Good. This is going in the highlight reel. No i could not do it. I cant sing. No. Jimmy i have nothing but respect for you guys, you people that do broadway. You guys. Youre lumping me in with her. You guys. [ laughter ] you know jimmy. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no, i gotta say, last time you came on the show, you came out and you sang, it was beautiful, you came out, and you didnt even need a a microphone. You just rocked this place. It was just so fascinating. I needed a microphone. You were so amazing. I go, thats how you do it. Its just but the funny thing for me, is youre singing this with her, were rehearsing, and when i look out at the camera, and im singing, and im singing the notes, blah, blah, blah, and then i turn, and its her next to me, and im like, you know, ah [ laughter ] jimmy what am i doing its a dream come true. What am i doing . Jimmy im living in a a dream. No, no really. I like to be in the studio with headphones and just jimmy yeah. Its very hard to sing live, i think. Jimmy yeah, but not with [ cheers and applause ] you guys, barbra and alec are going to perform together to close the show tonight. Theyre doing a duet off her new album, encore movie partners singing broadway, after the break. Stick around, everybody . [ cheers and applause ] [bell rings] in third grade, i learned. We all make mistakes. . 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[ cheers and applause ] my thanks to the beautiful, the talented, Barbra Streisand [ cheers and applause ] and alec baldwin and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its lateig seth meyers. Tonight chelsea handler. Senator chuck schumer. Comedian matteo lane. Featuring the 8g band with jon wurster. . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, everybody, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats great to hear

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