Transcripts For KUSA The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 20160825

[ cheers and applause ] . Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests aaron paul, tig notaro, musical guest Florida Georgia Line, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 519 ontario jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey everyone welcome, welcome great. Have a seat. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome everyone. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Youre here. Were gonna have fun tonight. Were gonna have fun tonight. Heres what people are talking about. It was Just Announced that president obama will not attend the final Clinton Global Initiative event in new york next month, because of a was, obama was like, could be the 9th hole, maybe the 10th hole. Its hard to say. [ laughter and applause ] i never played there. I dont know. Speaking of president obama. I saw that the movie southside with you comes out this week. It tells the story of barack and Michelle Obamas first date. Thats right. Its a movie about a first date that leads to marriage which makes it a very awkward movie to go see on a first date. [ laughter and applause ] will you marry me . I dont know. Met she actually rejected him at first. [ audience oohs ] in fact, barack was so persistent, michelle started a a campaign called lets move on. [ laughter and applause ] thats the way shes always into that. Steve thats the way she rolls. Jimmy i also read that cnn is premiering a new documentary next week called almost president the agony of defeat. [ light laughter ] it has interviews with mitt romney [ light laughter ] john mccain and michael dukakis. Jeb bush was like, what about [ laughter and applause ] want to make a movie about that . Im available. Come back come back here. [ light laughter ] here is the latest on the election. After more than a year of promising mass deportation of undocumented immigrants, last night donald trump actually referred to them as great people. Even ryan lochte was like, get your story straight, man. [ laughter ] are they great people . A bit of a scandal here. Melania trump is getting ready to sue the british newspaper the daily mail for writing that she once worked as an escort. Yeah. Melania says she strongly denies the accusation that she has ever worked. [ laughter and applause ] how dare you in the meantime, Hillary Clinton recently wrote an editorial for a news site aimed at millennial women. Specifically, she wants to learn how to switch from email to snapchat. [ laughter ] your messages get deleted automatically . I want to hear more. . Tell me more tell me more bah da bah bah . Lets get to some [ light laughter ] steve wow jimmy thats it, yeah. Oh, lets get to some sports. Steve oh, good jimmy everyone loves sports. Did you guys hear about this . Tim tebow recently announced plans to pursue a baseball career. Tim tebow. Yeah. More than 20 Major League Teams are planning to attend his workout next week in l. A. Thats right. Hell be the first baseball player to throw from third to first and get intercepted. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy its making history. Steve wow. Jimmy meanwhile, the bachelorette winner, jordan rodgers, has started working as a tv commentator for college football. When asked who he thinks will win a big game, hes the only analyst who goes this is tough. [ laughter ] [ applause ] im going to have to go with miami. This made me laugh. Yesterday a man in pittsburgh had to be rescued after he got stuck this is true he got stuck trying to jump between two buildings to impress a a woman he just met. [ light laughter ] afterward the woman actually agreed to go out on a date with the fireman who rescued that idiot. [ laughter and applause ] hes cool. Whats your problem . Steve im stuck. Jimmy get this. A 9yearold dog in minnesota was just elected as his towns mayor for a third term. [ light laughter ] and the guy running against the dog was like, why do i still live in this town . [ laughter and applause ] third time ive lost to a a dog steve i lost to a dog. Jimmy i should move, right . Steve somethings wrong with me. Jimmy somethings wrong. Steve a dog has beaten me three times. Jimmy i thought this was interesting. A new report finds that a households. Yeah. I think thats just a fancy way of saying still living with your mom. [ laughter and applause ] this basement is part of a a multigenerational household. [ light laughter ] and finally, this is pretty big. I saw that Jennifer Lawrence was just named the worlds highest paid actress, bringing in 46 million last year before taxes. [ audience ohs ] she narrowly beat out the worlds second highest paid actress, Hillary Clinton. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh that is maroon 5s James Valentine sitting in with the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] good to see you, james st. Valentine this is pretty exciting. Whatre you playing there, buddy . This is my new custom guitar, from ernie ball music man, the valentine. [ cheers and applause ] you have you own guitar . I know, its awesome. Its amazing. Do you want one . Jimmy yeah, i want one. Absolutely. All right, ill talk to ernie ball. Jimmy good, yeah. Thank you. I appre but thats got to be a dream come true. Absolutely. Jimmy when you were a a little kid, when you were young jimmy valentine, did you ever this is beyond, beyond that fantasy. Jimmy beyond that. Congratulations on that. Thats awesome, buddy. [ applause ] you guys, maroon 5 is going to kick off a fall tour next month. Look out for that. Thanks for being here, buddy. Welcome back. Thank you. Thanks for having me. Jimmy guys, its been a a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night the legendary jimmy theres a new record of duets, its great. Plus our pal alec baldwin will be joining us. Steve yeah, cmon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy then on friday, jessica alba and Jeff Foxworthy will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] you dont want to miss it. But first we have a fun show night. He is so talented and always doing something cool. From the animated Netflix Series Bojack Horseman, aaron paul is here steve oh [ cheers and applause ] cmon jimmy always got something fu later in the show, aaron and i are going to play a game of musical beers with some special guests. [ cheers and applause ] plus, shes one of my favorite comedians. From the new amazon series one mississippi, tig notaro is dropping in. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music from Florida Georgia Line [ cheers and applause ] thats awesome. I love this picture. Weve got the little vinyl back here. Record player. Thats not even them. Steve really . Jimmy no, just random [ light laughter ] steve just two random kids . Jimmy two random babies, yeah. Steve and they love the roots, thats great. Jimmy yeah, they love the roots. Yeah. [ light laughter ] as you guys know, i love watching tv, especially obscure German Television shows. [ light laughter ] and the other day, i came across this really great one called bonk. Its sweeping the nation. Its basically they take pictures of celebrities and well, its hard to explain. Just watch and enjoy. . Jimmy hello, im chris vander bonk. And welcome to bonk. We have lots of celebrities to bonk today, so lets get things started. Adam levine. I hear the voice and its telling me to bonk you. [ bonk ] [ light laughter ] the olympics are over. So let us honor these amazing olympians. Did you say ryan lochte or ryan bonkme . [ bonk ] its time for the worlds fastest bonk. The bald bonk. [ bonk ] lets see that in slow motion. [ bonk ] look, its my favorite olympic commentator, bonk costas. [ bonk ] . Play that bonky music bonk boy . [ bonk ] jason bourne, more like jason bournk. Guess what im going to do . Tell me. Jimmy bonk you. [ bonk ] woo my favorite show on television . Mr. Robonk. [ bonk ] youve got mail. Jimmy things are heating up in the president ial elections. What do you think of that little donny . Were gonna win so big. [ bonk ] jimmy whats your response to that, hillary . Hahahaha [ bonk ] [ light laughter ] jimmy order. The Vice President has [ bonk ] barack obama, i could never bonk him. Well, maybe just a baby bonk. [ bonk ] oh, i love fran oceans new album. But frankie, dont cover that face. [ pop ] thats better. Now i can bonk you. [ bonk ] aw, yeah. Jimmy throwback thursbonk [ seinfeld riff ] lets try a morphy bonk. [ bonk ] think fast. Quickie monkey bonk. [ bonk ] lets give the wheel of bonks a a spin. . Oh, is it ivbonka trump . [ bonk ] techno speed bonk. Jimmy quinto. [ bonk ] costner. [ bonk ] kelsey grammer. [ bonk ] steve buscemi. [ bonk ] bonk. Thats all the time we have, but the show wouldnt be complete without a selfbonking full body fritzy bonk. Jimmy now steve wow jimmy now, this is big news. If you ever dreamed about doing your own bonk [ light laughter ] steve who hasnt . Who hasnt . Jimmy youre in luck because weve got a new app called bonk. [ cheers and applause ] this is it right here. You can bonk yoca yourselves, but you cant bonk your friends self. [ light laughter ] now, let me show you how it works here. See this here . You put your head in that little diagram there. Steve got it. Jimmy so ill put my head in there. [ bonk ] [ laughter ] thats it right there, right . So now you press bonk. [ bonk ] takes a couple of seconds. [ bonk ] [ whistle ] [ bonk ] so now once its done steve once its bonked. Jimmy its pretty dumb. Once its bonked steve you gotta bonk it. Jimmy but its a lot of fun. Once you do that, you press share and then you can go and put it on instagram and facebook and twitter and all that stuff or email it to people. And it works in photos, too. Steve you have a photo jimmy yeah, your uncle could just have a photo and you can just bonk your uncle. He doesnt have to be there. Then you could email him. Steve what the hell is this . Jimmy what the heck is this, man . Steve the cia is after me. [ light laughter ] jimmy its available actually right now in the apple app store. And start bonking. [ cheers and applause ] well be right bonk with aaron paul, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . Its a golden opportunity to discover that in a lexus suv there are no adverse conditions. T some of our best offers of the year at the lexus golden opportunity sales event. Get up to 5,000 customer cash on select 2016 models. Ends september 5th. See your lexus dealer. . Oh . . With a little bit of uh uh, and a little bit of . . I said, its getting hot in herre . 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Jimmy looking sharp. Youre a stud. Youre a stud. Thank you. Everyones so nice. Jimmy they love you here. Come on. They love you here. [ cheers ] wow jimmy you smell very nice. Are you wearing i wore this for you. Jimmy are you wearing a a cologne . I am, yeah. Jimmy is it like a jimmy what is it . Um le labo. Jimmy what . Yeah. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy le labo. Le labo. Jimmy it smells great. Yeah, ill walk around. You can smell me. [ cheers ] yeah. Jimmy on smellovision. If you already have smellovision, you know what it smells like. Hey, i have a question for you. Yeah. Jimmy would you like to get bonked . [ laughter ] you know, i never thought would you ask, and of course i would. Yes. Jimmy its very easy to do. Yes. Jimmy you just look here and press the blue button and bonk yourself. [ bonk ] all right, so thats i love that noise. Jimmy all right, lets see. Now well both experience it for the first time together. Thats your picture there. . [ bonk ] ahh. [ laughter ] ahh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Oh, my god, wow a dark beard. Welcome back to the show, buddy. You and everyone else i know is obsessed with Stranger Things on netflix. Oh, my god [ cheers and applause ] jimmy on netflix. Dude, they hit a homer, right . Those guys . Oh, god, one of the best things ive ever seen. Yeah. Jimmy who are those guys, the Duffer Brothers . I have no idea. Jimmy is that a made up the Duffer Brothers jimmy they might be madeup people. Yeah. Jimmy i dont even want to know who they are. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy but we are so i do, but i dont. [ light laughter ] its like the show, i dont want to spoil it for anyone. But youre obsessed. I am obsessed. I just i actually just looked tgh book they had when they were pitching the show, and jimmy what . Yeah, i cant believe jimmy how did you get to see that . It was kind of snuck to me. Jimmy i mean, youre aaron paul. Thats yeah, no, it was snuck to me last night. And i read through it. And i just cant believe people passed on it. Jimmy oh, they did . Yeah, people passed on them, and then, you know, netflix. Jimmy i dont know the story behind it. Yeah, i guess, apparently, a a lot of Networks Just they saw it and theyre like, yeah, we dont see it. Jimmy those kids. Oh, my god, those kids jimmy you love them, theyre so cute. Jimmy theyre coming on, right . Yeah. Jimmy theyre coming on the show, i think. Theyre coming on here . Jimmy all four of them. Oh, my god. When . Jimmy three little boys and the girl. Soon . Jimmy one week, yeah. Can i come . Jimmy yeah. You want to be here . I would love to come [ laughter ] i am obsessed. Jimmy you got to interview eleven. Yeah. Millie bobby brown, who plays eleven. Jimmy what a great name, Millie Bobby Brown. 12 years old. Jimmy is she only 12 . Only 12. And i was asked to interview her for elle magazine. And i was terrified. Jimmy what was the connection interview her . Well, because i was on i went to twitter and just confessed my love to the Duffer Brothers. And im like, dear Duffer Brothers, thank you. Sincerely, everyone. Jimmy yeah. And jimmy only going to fit 140 characters. Right. Yeah, exactly. So elle reached out and said, hey, would you like to interview eleven, Millie Bobby Brown . And i said, instantly, yes. Jimmy what is she like . She is the best. [ laughter ] jimmy of course she is she is the best. Jimmy of course she is. She was on a Family Vacation in spain. And ive got to make this good, you know . Jimmy of course. But she gets on the phone, with a cute little accent. Jimmy she has a yeah, she is far more articulate than i. And i was terrified. Jimmy what is her accent . She grew up in, uh i think london. Jimmy so she a british accent . A british accent, yeah. She was born in barcelona and then grew up in the uk. Jimmy so you were a little star struck . Yeah. Jimmy and how did it work . It worked out great . It was great. Jimmy yeah, good. Yeah, my wife and i, you know, said that we would want to adopt her. [ laughter ] jimmy shes with her family. I know, but she said jimmy on vacation, yeah. She said that, you know, we could. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i want you to tell me the story, because this is a a fun i like hearing these fun stories where you get a little star struck. Youre on a movie set and you made kind of like a kind of a goofy mistake in front of a a big star. Oh, no, no, no. I did so i was a part i did this film mission impossible. Jimmy hello yeah. Years ago. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Listen, j. J. Abrams is obsessed with magic. You should just bring up magic. Tell him that you like magic. Im like, okay. So thats what i did, and jimmy are you obsessed with magic . I mean, who isnt obsessed i mean im not obsessed. But im not a magician. And j. J. Just assumed that i knew magic. [ laughter ] and so then tom cruise comes walking on set and said, hey, have you met aaron . He goes, no. Hes like, oh, hes a a magician. [ laughter ] and im like, no, i dont know magic so then j. J. Hands me a deck of cards. And im like, uhh okay. So i tried something. And it doesnt work. Jimmy because youre not a a magician. Right. Jimmy yeah. Its a flop. And tom looks at me, hes like, oh, it didnt work. Im like, no, i i know. [ laughter ] and it was just awful. So he asked me to do it again, and its just a childs trick. And then the child trick worked. Jimmy yeah and then he was hes just a nice dude, though, right . Hes just he looks at me and he starts just laughing and grabs my shoulders and does his, you know, charming tom cruise laugh. Jimmy yeah. And made me feel good about myself. [ laughter ] jimmy but then the story gets worse. I love this. Because then you went to audition for 10 cloverfield lane. Yeah, so i auditioned for cloverfield. The original cloverfield years ago. And j. J. Abrams was in the meeting. And then he brings up the [ laughter ] and then i fail my audition because all i could think about jimmy you screwed up that trick. Was that. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Jimmy i dont know why it made me laugh. Its probably because life ended up pretty great for you. You have a new movie, the 9th life of louis drax. Its a great mystery thriller thats out september 2nd. Yes. Jimmy congrats on that. Thank you very much. Jimmy and then you can all watch season three of Bojack Horseman, which is absolutely hilarious. Thank you. Jimmy well done. We just said, isnt it . Yeah. Jimmy this is a commercial for netflix tonight. [ light laughter ] but will arnett is bojack. And gosh, hes a funny guy. Hes very funny. And you know, the show is actually very sad and depressing, as well. Jimmy it is a little bit, but in a way that its funny. In a good way. [ light laughter ] jimmy well, its hes an animated horse. Yeah. Jimmy who used to be a a famous actor. Right. Jimmy and then hes kind of out, and nobody wants him anymore, so its now hes just struggling to get his career back on track. Jimmy but then he got cast as secretariat. As secretariat. Know, this oscar race to try and get nominated for an oscar. But its really a deep look at a mans sad depression, to be honest, but, its great. Its a great, great show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy you play his human friend. I play his human friend. Because you know, in bojack, the world of bojack, its where animals and humans coexist. They work together, they sleep together. Its not weird. Its just normal. I play his human house guest jimmy and we have Abbi Jacobson on this season, too, who we love. Yeah, amazing. Jimmy oh, shes so funny. So i want to show everyone a a clip. Heres aaron paul and Abbi Jacobson in Bojack Horseman. Take a look at this. Oh, snap. My dads home early. Whoa you gotta get out of here. Your dad, the mobster . What . My dads not a mobster. No, but you said he was like the guy from the sopranos. Yeah, i said he works on the sopranos. Hes an editor. Oh, god. Oh, god even worse he must be so desensitized to violence and nihilistic ruminations on the banality of here, out the window. You love shimmying, right . You know i love shimmying. But thats a twostory drop. Use this. [ laughter ] go, get out. Go, go, go, go, go uh, okay. Oh [ bleep ] sorry. . Whoa, whoa. Tony marries dr. Melfi . Mama mia [ laughter ] jimmy who doesnt love shimmying . You know i love shimmying. I love to shimmy. Jimmy aaron, we love having you here. We like to play games on the show. I want to know if you would like to play a game of musical beers with me. I love beer. Yes. Jimmy oh, i love you, buddy. Youre the best. [ cheers and applause ] aaron and i are playing musical beers with some special guests after the break. Stick around, everybody. Its a fun game. 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Give it up for tig notaro, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there is a hugely successful Country Music artist whose new album dig your roots is available this friday. Please welcome tyler and b. K. , Florida Georgia Line [ cheers and applause ] best. Thank you for coming back. All right guys, this game works like musical chairs. But instead of diving into empty chairs, were grabbing these red cups of beer. When the music stops, one person will be left empty handed. Theyre out of the game and have to hang out with our resident d. J. , d. J. Questlove. Up stage. [ cheers and applause ] were going to do four rounds. The last one standing is the yourselves out. Quest, start us off whenever youre ready. . [ laughter ] jimmy ah you boxed me out. [ light laughter ] . Jimmy that scared me. No, im not jimmy questlove [ cheers and applause ] oh, no oh, no. That never happens that never happens oh, my goodness. Wow. The rest of my night is not going to be fun. Jimmy i am bummed out. This is going to be a rough show tonight. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. All right here we go. . Tig youre, no i dont know. Jimmy oh, he moved the cup. Very smart. . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ill come hang out. Ill come hang out. Ah, man, wow. Jimmy youve got a good strategy there i like that. We never said you cant move the cup, thats fantastic. I like that. [ laughter ] thats right. Jimmy here you go. I dont like to lose either, jimmy. Jimmy no, i got you, buddy. If tyler wins, i halfwin. Jimmy thats true. All right here we go. Come on buddy. Here we go quest. . Come on i dont know who im rooting for. Come on jimmy mad that i lost. . Hey, come on oh, i think tig might take this one. But aaron you got to go for this. Guys [ cheers and applause ] oh thats it. Its down to you two. Its down to you two. Games not over. I need a refund. Jimmy here you go. The last one. Dude, you did well. You did well. Here we go. Were down to the last one. All right, all right. Ive never lost at this game. [ laughter ] jimmy youve never played this game. Thats right, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy here we go. . Theyre not even looking at the beer. Theyre looking at each other. . Oh [ cheers and applause ] that is respect rate there respect respect you went for it. Come on. Congratulations to tig notaro, as well as aaron paul Florida Georgia Line more of the tonight show when we come back, everybody that was great [ cheers and applause ] . Tmobiles coverage is unstoppable. Now get three countries for the price of one. Talk, text and surf in canada and mexico, just like the u. S. Calgary, cozumel, mexico city, montreal with hotels. Coms simple rewards program for every 10 nights i stay i get one free, which i can use all over the world. Like here. And here. And here. Thanks, captain obvious. And with this green screen i can make it seem like im all over the world. Even though im right here. Here you are. I know. I just said that. Im way overdressed. Hotels. Com. 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Jimmy congratulations thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is unbelievable. Thank you, yeah. Jimmy that is so great. What are their names . Max and finn. Jimmy max and finn. Very cute. I know, wait til you s theyre very cute. I did. Theyre so cute. Theyre very expressive little boys. And this is max. [ audience aws ] jimmy aw, look at him. [ laughter ] cute. I know, hes adorable. Jimmy hes adorable, yeah. And then this is finn. [ laughter ] jimmy thats interesting. Very interesting. Yeah. This is one of the bottles he kind of struggled with so we got him a different one. This is max. Interesting here. Something thats going to be very interesting here. Anyway, this is a blanket that my friend renee made. Jimmy thats the blanket there. Yeah. Jimmy theres Something Interesting here. This is the new bottle. [ laughter ] this is max again. Jimmy you know what it is . Whats that . Jimmy well just, no, nothing. Its just that im noticing something about all of these. You know what it is . What is it . Having . Jimmy i think which one is that, max . That is obviously max. Jimmy obviously. And this is finn. Jimmy what it is, i think they look identical. Thats the thing. Well, theyre fraternal. So that makes no sense. [ laughter ] i feel like youre not paying attention to the photos. Jimmy well, im sorry. Yeah, theyre very individual. Jimmy this is the last photo here. I understand. I want to say this one might be a little, you know, offputting. Because jimmy we dont do that on the tonight show. Well, he has his tongue out. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thats a cute baby. Thats a beautiful baby. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. Jimmy thats a beautiful baby. So is finn. Jimmy so is finn. Finn is gorgeous, too. [ laughter ] jimmy can we do a baby bonk . Hed love it, come on. Oh, hed love it. I never lost at baby bonk either. I cant believe im agreeing to have my baby bonked. [ laughter ] jimmy oh youll love it. Little baby bonk is cute. Come on, look how cute. Come on, look how cute he is. Do you really need the mic for that . You know what is so upsetting about your app . There are actually people that look like every one of those faces. [ laughter ] jimmy there is not a baby that wearing tinted glasses. Thats not true. No, there are actual humans Walking Around going, hey, thats my face. [ laughter ] jimmy that makes it more familiar for them. Theyll love it that much more. We have other things to discuss. Im very, i dont want to say you. Youre going to play Carnegie Hall. I am. Jimmy pal, youre playing Carnegie Hall. [ cheers and applause ] that is big. When is that, that is november 5th. Yeah. November 5th. I will be doing something i have never done live, that is going to be insane. Jimmy really . Yes. Thats all im saying. Its going to be pure insanity. Jimmy it always is. Im very excited about this. This is Carnegie Hall. Are you nervous . Are you excited . Do you know . I mean, its a big deal. Jimmy do you know anyone else whos played Carnegie Hall . Have you . Jimmy yeah, of course. [ light laughter ] i mean, no. Never. Ive played you havent . You want to open for me . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i dont do standup anymore. I dont really do, well talk about it. Well talk about it. Well discuss. Ill see you on november 5th. [ laughter ] you heard it right here. Jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratsry nominated for an emmy, for the hbo special boyish girl interrupted. Yes. [ light laughter ] jimmy man, oh man. You are just unbelievable. Youre so good. And now you have a tv show. One mississippi. Jimmy one mississippi, its on amazon prime video, and jimmy how would you describe the show . How would one describe it . Bad. Jimmy no, no, no. [ light laughter ] no, the show is great. Oh, oh. Jimmy how would you describe it . What do we have to look forward to when we watch the show one mississippi . Who do you play . I have to say that a lot of my family lives in mississippi still, and my cousin, when he heard i had a show, talked to the local paper and explained, before he knew anything about the show, this was basically tigs version of Everybody Loves raymond. And if you watch the first episode, im just sitting by my mothers deathbed for 30 minutes, while i have diarrhea. [ laughter ] and so, is that my version of Everybody Loves raymond . Jimmy ive never seen that episode of Everybody Loves raymond, but yeah. [ laughter ] maybe i missed it. Yeah, yeah. On a very special, jimmy yeah, very special. But somehow you make that humorous. You make that funny. I hope so, yes. Jimmy no, you definitely do. And with your delivery, and just the way you are, its very, very tig, which i love. We have a clip here. Do you want to tell us whats happening in this clip . This is basically the moment that i actually really experience of not knowing how to leave my mother after she passes away, which is a very reality to deal. Jimmy i want to show tig notaro in her new show one mississippi. Check it out. Did you need something . I think my mother yes. Sorry shes gone. What, what happens now . Do i just leave . Do i just leave . [ laughter ] you cant just leave your mother [ laughter ] im sorry. I didnt know. Oh, my gosh. That would be just straight up nuts. [ laughter ] im realizing that now. Bye caroline, take care. Thanks, everybody. Love you. [ laughter ] jimmy tig notaro the entire first season of one mississippi can be seen on september 9th on amazon prime video. Florida georgia line performs for us next. Stick around . [ cheers and applause ] its stunningly beautiful, a Perfect Blend of performance and design. The worlds thinnest laptop, the new premium hp spectre. Sir you need to turn that off now. The new hp spectre with intel core i7 processor. 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Tell me youre never leaving i know i can believe in . . Youre holy holy holy holy im high on lovin you high on lovin you . . Youre holy holy holy holy im high on lovin you . You made the brightest days . . From the darkest nights youre the river bank where i was baptized . . Cleansed from the demons that were killin my freedom let me lay you down give me to ya . . Get you singin babe hallelujah well be touchin well be touchin heaven . . Youre an angel tell me youre nev cause youre the first thing i know i can believe in . . Youre holy holy holy holy im high on lovin you high on lovin you . . Youre holy high on lovin you . . I dont need these stars cause you shine for me shine for me . . Like fire in my veins youre my ecstasy youre my ecstasy . . Youre holy holy holy holy im high on lovin you . Youre holy holy holy holy im high on lovin you high on lovin you . . Youre the healin hands where it used to hurt youre my saving grace youre my kinda church . [ cheers and applause ] thank yall so much jimmy come on every time. Every time. Fantastic. Thank you, guys, so much. Florida georgia line [ cheers and applause ] dig your roots. Catch them on tour now. Well be back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to aaron paul, tig notaro, Florida Georgia Line once again [ cheers and applause ] James Valentine philadelphia, pennsylvania. We love the roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight robert deniro. Nfl hall of fame star and analyst, jerome bettis. Music from anthrax. Featuring the 8g band with jon wurster. . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers, this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] doing well . Excellent, excellent