Will take place this weekend, and not as hillary requested, now. Now lets do it right now [ laughter ] the second president ial debate is this weekend in st. Louis, missouri. Said melania, im already in misery. [ laughter ] im glad we all enjoyed that one. I liked that one, too. [ light laughter ] vicepresident ial debate, both mike pence and tim kaine were criticized for repeatedly making false statements. Thats my boy, said trump and hillary at the exact same time. [ laughter ] vanity fair editor graydon carter, who has been covering donald trump for more than 30 years has released a new article calling trump officially a joke. Specifically a joke that starts a racist, a garbage can, and a tanning bed walk into a bar. Hillary clinton this week and called donald trump appallingly sexist, erratic, secretive, and xenophobic. Said trump, i am not secretive. [ laughter ] and finally, a new poll Shows Hillary clinton leading donald trump among hispanic voters in florida by 24 points. Oh, im sorry, i misread that. 24 million points. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] hes one of the stars of netflixs the ranch, and an all around great guy, Ashton Kutcher is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] theyre here to discuss the baseball postseason and they are two of our favorite guests here on the show, kevin millar and sean casey from the mlb network. [ cheers and applause ] also, we have an incredible illustrator, hes a cartoonist of new books, i am George Washington and i am jane goodall right there. And hes joining us, chris eliopoulos. Hes gonna teach me how to draw. [ cheers and applause ] very excited you guys. Next week for the first time, late nights going on to the road. Were going to washington, d. C. Where well be doing our show from the warner theater. So please tune in next week. Its our a show were very excited about. Were excited about doing it. Well see how it goes. Before we get on to the rest of this show, for months now, donald trump has been making wild, baseless accusations against hillary clinton. Trump is dragging down the entire Republican Party which at one point oh, here we go yet again. Seth im sorry. What was that . Oh, nothing, just listening to another enlightened broadside against conservatism from the man the New York Times described as the class clown of liberalism. Seth im very sorry everybody, this is one of our writers matt goldich. And as you can probably tell, matt is conservative. Yes. [ light laughter ] seth, im an extremely jewishlooking conservative. [ laughter ] and im here to provide the antidote to the kind of ultra lefty propaganda you spread you know seth, this isnt one of your poetry readings in brooklyn with hugo chavez and gore vidal. Seth matt im pretty sure both of those people are dead. [ laughter ] well, they probably caught whatever hillary has. [ laughter ] seth all right you know what, matt, do you have anything to say . Of course i do, seth. Seth well thats great. I mean, im all for bringing intelligent, conservative voices on the show so people can hear both sides of the issue. Oh, well in that case, its a time for the conservative perspective. . . . . Seth that is an irritatingly long graphics package, matt. [ laughter ] now look, i appreciate that youre a conservative. Im just making a reasonable and noncontroversial defense of hillary clinton. Oh, here we go again seth im sorry, what was that . Oh, nothing. I was just waiting for your reasonable defense of hillary clinton. For the illegal invasion of iraq. Seth okay sorry, everybody. This is another one of our writers sal gentile and as you can probably guess, sal is a progressive. Yes, seth, i am a vaguely jewishlooking but not actually jewish progressive. [ laughter ] and i cant believe you would even consider voting for that war criminal, hillary clinton. But i guess thats not polite to say at your thinktank retreats with william f. Buckley and irving kristol. Seth okay, i know both of seth all right you know what sal, if you have a thoughtful argument youd like to make go ahead and make it. Well in that case, its time for the progressive perspective . Fight the power . [ laughter ] . Fight the power fight the power fight the power . . Fight the power fight the power fight the power . . Weve got to fight the powers that be . . . . Seth again, way too long. [ laughter ] look, i dont know what to tell you two. Donald trump, it seems to me is neither a true conservative nor a progressive. It strikes me that hes an extremely dangerous candidate i disagree seth oh, my god. [ laughter ] who said that . Dont forget about the Electrical College seth. Seth okay, again im sorry everybody, this is another one of our writers, ben warheit. And as you may have guessed, ben is an idiot. [ laughter ] and im also jewish but i havent been to services in four years. Dont tell santa [ laughter ] seth ben what are you doing here . Im here to talk politics, seth. Hillary wants to repeal the second commandment [ laughter ] she wants to take away all our gum. What am i going to do . Go to the mall and buy more gums . Well i cant because trumps going to build a wall in mexico. And hes going to make mexico pay for it. Thanks, osama [ laughter ] seth ben, what are you talking about . What youre saying doesnt make pumonia from hillary. [ laughter ] seth its pronounced pneumonia, ben. Wrong [ laughter ] seth im here to provide a new voice on your show. Seth yeah . [ laughter ] [ light laughter ] yeah, what you want to know what it was . Seth yes all right. [ laughter ] well now its time for the idiots perspective. [ laughter ] . [ laughter and applause ] . . . [ laughter ] . . . [ laughter ] that was awesome. I know. I mean, he really seems like an idiot. 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But what you may not know is that the second one is being held right here, right now. Thats right, i invited senator tim kaine and governor mike pence to our studio, theyre here and ready to go. So without further ado, the late night vicepresident ial debate. . [ applause ] seth welcome to l night vicepresident ial debate. Im your moderator, seth meyers. At this time, wed like to welcome the candidates to the stage. [ cheers and applause ] lets get started, gentlemen. I begin with you, governor pence. The first question in the most positive terms you can come up with, how would you describe the Trump Campaign at this point . Literally spinning out of has had her struggles as well. How do you think we ended up with the two most unlikable president ial candidates in modern history . I guess were stupid. [ laughter ] seth governor pence, what should americans do if donald trump is elected president . I would hope and frankly i would pray. Seth good idea. [ laughter ] senator kaine, you seem like a good guy. But what would you say if a bunch of rowdy teens stole your minivan . Go ahead, folks, enjoy yourselves. [ laughter ] governor pence, do you really think your campaign can succeed with such a racist and misogynistic message . It worked in the 1960s. [ audience ohs ] seth oh, yeah, it did. Excellent point. Senator kaine, what do you like to do for fun . Work hard, pay taxes, and play by the rules. Seth and, how is that stick up your ass treating you . It is so painful. [ laughter ] seth governor pence, where did you first meet the trump [ laughter ] seth senator kaine, what do you think god was thinking when he created you . I want to make this very plain. [ light laughter ] seth governor pence governor pence, a very serious question what do you think of these . Thats small potatoes [ laughter ] seth thats absolutely right. Senator kaine, you get a hot dog, you put a little ketchup on it, do you do anything else . And i relish that roll. [ laughter ] seth that pun didnt cut the mustard. [ laughter ] we like dad jokes [ applause ] governor pence, whats the 7 1 2 years. [ laughter ] seth governor pence, what do you think . Does this look good . [ light laughter ] governor pence, youre doing a great job tonight, way better than donald trump did last week. Wrong. [ laughter ] seth i didnt realize you were here. I apologize. Seth senator kaine, some say that mike pence wasnt Donald Trumps first choice for his running mate. Who do you think turned him down . Vladimir putin, kim jong un, muammar gaddafi, and saddam hussein. [ laughter ] seth governor pence, i heard you ran into some trouble with a cashier this week while you were trying to pay for some dockers with your kohls cash. She said they were irredeemable. [ laughter ] seth senator kaine, whats the craziest thing you learned from your Intelligence Briefings . [ laughter ] seth one last thing. Hey, governor pence, check this out. 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[ laughter ] seth please welcome to the show, our friend, Ashton Kutcher [ cheers and applause ] . Here. How we doing . Seth were doing good. Good. Good, good. Seth we were talking backstage, you got yourself a 2yearold daughter. Yeah. Seth your wife mila speaks russian. Yes. Seth and your daughter speaks russian, yes . Shes learning russian. Seth shes learning russian. She has english down. Seth gotcha. Like she can speak and understand english. She can speak and understand spanish and she can understand russian but she cant really speak it yet. Seth but you actually you went the extra mile. You tried to learn a little russian for the purpose of milas grandparents basically only speak russian. Seth got it. So i took six months of russian to understand what they were saying. Because russians a very aggressive language. Seth sure, yeah. [ laughter ] like it doesnt matter what you say it sounds like theyre yelling. [ shouting in russian ] and its like, oh thats a beautiful pencil. But you dont know. [ laughter ] everything sounds really aggressive. And i thought they really didnt like me and were really upset. So i learned it just so i can and it turns out, theyre just like, we love you so much [ laughter ] seth thats great. [ shouting in russian ] its aggressive. But now i got it. Know i know. Seth thats very nice to learn. They love me. Seth you have another one coming, you said a couple months away. Yeah. Seth do you know what youre having . Yes. Seth so you have a daughter and what do you have in second . We havent told anyone, were having a boy. Seth oh, congratulations [ cheers and applause ] thats very exciting. Yes. Seth thats great news. Yes. I was actually i was hoping for a girl. Seth okay. Because first of all our first girl is unbelievable. But also i figured if we had a girl second she might give me one more shot to have a boy. Seth oh i see. And now i dont know. Seth you think shes going to cut you off at two. Its even money, she might cut me off. I want like 12 of them. [ laughter ] and so we havent discussed it yet. Were not into it. So this isnt a tabloid argument at all. In the least bit. Were very excited and very happy. Is six months old, my boy. And my wife is shes finally telling me like, hey, watch your language around is that happening to you . You dont have to worry about that yet as far as im concerned. When she hit like a year and half and we woke up one morning and had a new dog. Which by the way, dont get a new dog when you have a baby. [ laughter ] and anyway, the new dog like peed on the stairwell. And im like getting ready in the morning and milas like, oh, ricky peed on the stairwell and im like [ bleep ] ricky. And im walking and my daughters right behind me and all the sudden i just hear [ bleep ] ricky. [ laughter ] and im like no, no, no papa didnt say that. Papa said fox, papa said fox. Rickys like a wiley fox. [ laughter ] and then, maybe i got off and she turns around and theres like a hole in the carpet where the dog had chewed a hole in the carpet and she just points at it and so i think ive got her convinced that its fox now. Seth right. Im pretty sure she thinks its fox. Seth i still think the problem is you know, if shes in kindergarten and says to her teacher, fox you, shes still in trouble. I dont know, i think i can get away with a fox you. Seth okay, got you, you think you can get away with fox you. Maybe. Its a very progressive school. [ laughter ] seth do you remember when we first met when you were hosting snl, you were somebody who always i felt like was ahead of the curve as far as tech went. And you actually went on a Technology Delegation to russia in 2010 . Yeah. Seth and this was an obama delegation. Well it was when hillary was in the state department and she was actually making an efforts to bridge the gap with russia. Actually medvedev was still in, and so there was an opportunity and opening there. So they thought that like sending folks from the private sector over and trying to like find out how we could work with russia in building private companies together is good groundwork in order to build a line of communication. By the way it was like me, and a bunch of ballers, like real life ballers. Not like actor ballers, like actually Business People that know what theyre doing. Seth yeah. So it was like john donahoe, ceo of ebay, and padmasree warrior, like the cto for cisco and jack dorsey. Crazy. Were in the room and were negotiating. So you basically met with two governments at the time, you met with medvedevs government and so were meeting with putins head of communications and everybody was making offers. Seth when you met with the putin government, did they tell you like, we are real one. Other one is fake. [ laughter ] i didnt know russian then but i bet thats what they were saying. Like, no, the other guys. Seth they are fake, they are for newspaper. [ speaking russian ] so were sitting there. Theres like offers on the table for like opening like ebay in russia, if they work on their hacking issues, cybersecurity is a real problem when theyre hacking information from us. I learned a lot. There were all kinds of business deals on the table. Im putting a deal on then table, i was working on human trafficking. Im like, ill sponsor anybody in technology that wants to build something to help fight human trafficking. Ill sponsor like 100,000 for a prize. Everybodys putting something on the table. They take all this in and like, great. This is great. Offer you all the Russian Military ring tones for your phones. [ laughter ] theres like millions of dollars on the table and their response is Russian Military ring tones. So the gap didnt get bridged. [ laughter ] we tried. Seth so tell the ranch this is very exciting. First of all, youre back doing a tv show again. Back with your old colleague, danny masterson. Yeah. Seth tell us a little bit about the show. You play a guy whos returning yeah, i play colt bennett, whos like a failed professional football player. And i end up going back home to my family ranch to help my dad build a ranch thats like struggling against these large conglomerate farms. And the shows really like its like if a country song was a tv show. You know . Like, your dog gets run over by a train and your wife leaves you for the neighbor and we drink beer. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and so thats basically the show. Seth i mean this in a really goay it feels very cozy in a really good way. Its actually kind of its kind of a dramedy sitcom which is sort of push into the format that hasnt happened in a long time. And because its on netflix we can use all kinds of real language how people really talk, [ bleep ] ricky [ laughter ] so, we can actually like kind of dive into some real character and real story. Seth it is really nice and true that it seems like sometimes you guys are actually the show. Seth thats great. [ laughter ] the funny thing is like so, danny and i sort of started in the beginning, were like, maybe well have a beer during the scene. And then we started bombing takes on purposed to get each other drunk. [ laughter ] and so half of the show were drunk. Seth oh good, thats great. Were basically like wasted. But you were on snl, you understand. Seth we drank the whole time. Yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] seth also, what a great pull sam elliott, one of the great actors of all time is your dad. Hes just a boss. Seth thats fantastic. I mean the guy is like i feel like everyday is a coors lite commercial. Its amazing, like, hes got one of the greatest voices in all of show business. He makes me want to buy dodge pickup trucks. [ laughter ] and hes also like, hes like 70 years old but hes like the most intimidating 70yearold i ever met. Like i always feel like who ever plays your dad whatever it is you have to feel like they can kick your ass. And i know sam elliott can beat me down. [ light laughter ] like he would just like abuse me. Seth there you go. And then outdrink me and then abuse me some more. [ laughter ] seth well its a great show. And thank you so much for being here. Its always such a pleasure to see you. Seth Ashton Kutcher new episodes of the ranch are available this friday on netflix. Well be right back with kevin millar and sean casey. [ cheers and applause ] . Cheers and applause ] . [ on the road again, by Willie Nelson ] . On the road again . [ rear alert sounds ] [ music stops ] . Just cant wait to get on the road again . [ front assist sounds ] [ music stops ] . Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway . [ beetle horn honks ] no matter which passat you choose, you get more standard features, for less than you expected. Hurry in and lease the 2017 passat s for just 199 a month. 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Seth a teammate of both of yours over your career. And you were actually at his last home game at fenway park, what was it like being back for that . Unbelievable. First of all, its big papi. I mean this guy is bigger than life. Hes the guy that can roll in like a pink lambo with half a Million Dollars of jewelry and like this whole on the sides and has the mullet and his eyebrows are trimmed up a little bit. But, awesome. This guy is bigger than life. I mean he hits home runs, hes big papi you know, poom, poom, poom, hey but it was awesome. Seth and you guys all went back. I mean this is really for as a red sox fan, it i was looking at this. The fact that theres three world series trophies in his tenure is incredible. What was it like seeing all the players on his teams . Well to be honest with you. Seeing my guys, that were there. Some of my old players look like they ate themselves. [ laughter ] we all put on 20 to 60 pounds. Whoa, my Goodness Gracious no but it was. Seth its great because papi looked so trim next to the rest you. [ laughter ] right, right, papis not big papi, hes like, papi. [ laughter ] hell be there, though. Hell be there soon when hes done. Dunkin donuts, all that stuff. One year after. Its chips and dip and next thing you know, youre like, what happened . [ laughter ] look at sean. Exactly, thats what happened seth is it true, you take some credit for the fact that hes called big papi . Everybody, if you dont know a latin guy, papi, papi, papi then he got real good. Seth wait, do you call all latin guys papi . [ laughter ] its either big daddy if i dont know your name, its big daddy. So when i came in here i didnt really know your name, so i was like, big daddy good to have you back. Seth gotcha, okay, right, right. So papi was papi and then he got big. I didnt i didnt know he was going to hit 500 home runs. Seth yeah. He was papi, now hes big papi, all right, great. Seth now you have one of the great interviews and i had never seen this interview, but this is such good investigative reporting. It is. Seth because when you went deep this is like back when you were on the team with him . Seth we wanted to show this interview, because you asked him the hard questions. Go ahead. Hard line reporting. Seth hard line reporting. You did the thing no one was willing to do. You asked david ortiz for his five favorite movies, lets take a look. [ laughter ] here we go all right, top five movies is our thing today. This is my man, big papi. Hes going to give me his top five movies. Go ahead, pop. Number one has to be scarface. Scarface. With al pacino all right, hes big time, say hello to my little friend. Analyze this, yeah. [ laughter ] thats number two, and number three we have to go uh anaconda. [ laughter ] anaconda thats a great movie, pop. You know it. [ laughter ] what else . Number four have to be jesus. What about braveheart . Rambo 3. [ laughter ] what about the new rambo . That one was terrible that was bad. And number 5, i got to go pink panther [ laughter and applause ] there you have it, folks. [ cheers and applause ] amazing i should have said, the top five worst movies of all time. He said analyze this and you thought he said anna likes yeah, anna likes this no, sean, analyze this. I couldnt understand. Seth and you just rolled with it i was like, here we go. Seth you thought it was some weird art house film, but only [ laughter ] yeah, well go there, seth. That sounds great, big daddy. [ laughter ] seth so, this time of year, a lot of superstitions, you were in the postseason, both of you played in the postseason. Did you ever do any superstitions . I was big on hair superstitions, facial hair well in 2003 it started basically we we were down two games quick to oakland in a five god, here we go. So i took the clippers out and were all showering, and i started shaving everybodys head. Well you shave one, trot nixon, our right fielder. And here comes theo epstein the president of the cubs, really rich president. [ laughter ] he was our general manager, i shaved his head and greg littles head but we get on these planes, were all shaved heads now. We got no guard, our hairs gone, were down 02 flying back to boston, we looked like sperms. Seth yeah. [ laughter and applause ] whoa, this is going to be a battle. We lose the next game and we looking like that. So, we ended up coming back and we won three straight and we end up losing game 7 to aaron boone in that home run you remember that. Seth there you go, yeah, i was there. You came back. You bounced back. I know thats obviously before a celebration. You had some celebration issues one year with some champagne. Oh yeah, oh yeah, well in uh in detroit in 06 we played Yankees First round in the Division Series and we ended up upsetting them. You shouldnt celebrate this much, but we were so excited, hadnt won in detroit in years and got the celebration going and went from the clubhouse, and i go, lets go out wi t fans so we went out to the fans and with jason grilli and kenny rogers is doing his thing and grilli and i are down the line popping champagne just unloading on the fans. Get another one going. And one dude is like, right here, right here. Im like, here you go i pour it in his mouth. He comes back and hes like, thanks, man im like, dude youre like 14 [ laughter and applause ] wheres his dad hes in 7th grade and hes pouring champagne down his throat. This is awesome seth i mean youre probably on a watchlist for that. I was like, where are the cops . [ laughter ] seth now, kevin, you had a wonderful career, youre a world Series Winner you you had some incredible postseason moments but one time you, in the boston press, you describe yourself as sharing qualities with tom brady. Yeah. Seth which people took issue with on your own team. Not looks, not looks. Not looks, i dont have the cleft chin by him and i fake teeth and a bad body. This is before the intangibles, i said tom and i share similar intangibles, this is before tom was really good and was throwing for 165 yards. Seth yeah, early and me and tom, you know, were just sort of winning type players. That wasnt good, i got to the field and my entire locker is empty and i have tom bradys uniform in my locker, and the whole article from boston globe, it was kevin millar compares himself to tom brady. A tom brady jersey. [ laughter ] i had the uniform, and theo epstein and terry francona, who is the manager of the indians now. They took care of it, and there i was at batting practice. I was tom brady and it didnt make sense. Seth we talked about players coming back, obviously you guys coming back, for papis last game. When you were with the indians, bob feller, who was one of the greatest pitchers of all time, he was this spring training with bob . Spring training. One of the greatest of all time, you think about the red sox indians in the playoffs. For me, i was y first big league camp. A couple weeks ago, i was like, im going to go out early and try to impress Mike Hargrove and ill be out there early. Seth the manager the manager, Mike Hargrove and bob feller, one of the greatest pitchers of all time, in that conversations, throws with a player every day from the dugout, so how old is he now . Hes probably like 78. 78 . Were going to round it to 80. I mean full uni, spikes, you know, everything. Hed tip his cap and the place would go nuts. So, Mike Hargroves like, hey case, why dont you throw with bob feller today . Good. And if i throw catch with bob feller, ill have that under my belt. So if i never play in the big leagues again, those are all good things. Seth yeah. So i get out there and im throwing catch with him, and torey lovullo, whos now the bench coach for the red sox is the only other guy in the dugout. So i introduce myself to bob. And we start throwing and im lobbing it to him and torey lovullos like, hey case, quit showing up one of the greatest pitchers of all time, he was like, throw the ball. So im like, oh, all right, im not showing him up. So i come back nice and easy, next throw i go to throw to it him, f whats he doing . Boom [ laughter ] hits him right boom he goes im like, oh my god i killed bob feller [ laughter ] bob are you okay emts out of the stands. Here comes the training staff, hes laying there. Before i can get him up. Hes like, im okay, i injured my shoulder when i was golfing the other day, so im going to be okay. And right when im walking away the manager Mike Hargrove, goes, case, thank god you didnt kill bob feller. Because if you had, you definitely would have been released. [ laughter ] seth one of the things i love most about you guys is that thinking were going to run out [ laughter ] but we keep finding new stuff. And i would like to, before we show this clip, tell this is you hit what looked like a sure double. [ laughter ] a sure double, and what went wrong . What went wrong is im the original Willie Mays Hays from major league. So its like, here base, here base. I was rounding second, pat burrell whos a buddy of mine playing the left field for the phillies. I hit a double and im like, i g seth yeah. And let me tell you right now, as soon as i was halfway, its one of those, im not real fast, big daddy, as you know. And im like whew, oh, god. I went to go slide head first to get the hand in and immediately stop. See when youre an overweight guy in a bad body you just stop. The obliques hit and it goes boom as you see in this video, that mr. Big daddy found me, seth [ laughter ] seth i want to say, though, the very nice thing is it seemed like the shortstop in this case or second baseman had some sympathy for you, lets take a look. Third and its going roll to the left field line toward the corner. Burrel picks it off the cutout, hes going to have a play at second. Millar is out at second base [ laughter and applause ] he slid short of the bag and tomas perez puts the tag on him and now theyre chatting. What a nice scene. [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter and applause ] can we pray please . Seth well be all right, big daddy. Well be all right, big daddy. Give it up to kevin millar and sean casey go to mlb. Com. Well be back with more with chris eliopoulos. [ chnd every day starts better with a healthy smile. Start yours with Philips Sonicare, the no. 1 choice of dentists. Compared to oralb 7000, Philips Sonicare flexcare platinum removes significantly more plaque. 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The new 2017 ford fusion is here. Its the beauty of a wellmade choice. . [ cheers and applause ] seth hey, everybody. Welcome back. Were here with chris eliopoulos, hes the talented illustrator behind the best selling picture book series, ordinary people change the world. The lastest books, i am George Washington and i am jane goodall right here, and theyre in stores now. And you sort of wanted these better role models than maybe the reality tv stars that theyre seeing today. Yeah, we figured historical characters and people we knew, were much better than people were seeing today. So we actually do moralistic stories of these people, like even when theyre young, so like George Washington when he was a little kid, Abraham Lincoln when he was a kid. So they can identify with the kids a little bit better. So, they stay as kids throughout the whole entire book. Seth thats fantastic. Yeah, so seth and youre going to teach me how to draw some historical figures now, or some current event figures, lets go. You know what, i figured were in the time of elections. Seth yeah. Okay, so were going to start really simple for you. Seth okay. Letter c, can you do a letter c . Seth yep. Okay, letter c right here. You have to do sound effects too if youre going to be a cartoonist. Then youre going to do a big giant u shaped. Go [ u sound ] seth okay. [ u sound ] [ laughter ] hes good. [ laughter ] okay. This is going to be the hardest okay, now were going to start the hat which is the best part, Straight Line across. Seth boom. Boom, two little lines up. Seth bangbang. Everybody should be doing this at home, right, boom boom. Seth yep, everyones doing it at home, great. Now this goes off the page because were a really cool cartoonist. Seth okay, great. Now, were going to start hair. Very simple. Seth hair . Look, number 3, boop. Seth all right, boop. Three. Seth three. Side parenthesis you did a little ear. Seth uhhuh. Backwards c for his nose. Seth uhhuh, uhhuh. See, youre getting good. Seth thats great. A couple eyes. Seth yep. All right, now were drawing as little kids. But what were going to do is cartoonist, so thats his smile so just go boop, boop, boop. Seth uhhuh. You can sign your name because youre an artist. [ laughter ] seth wow, there we go good. Seth okay. Seth now before we do the next one you have twin sons. I met them backstage. [ laughter ] twin boys, are they impressed their dad is a cartoonist . Not at all. Seth theyre not impressed with their dad . The only time they were impressed a friend of mine, robert kirkman, who has been on before in walking dead. Seth the walking dead so hes a friend of mine and we got to see a convention, they on the way home, i was stupid loser dad wouldnt take them to mcdonalds. Seth okay, gotcha. [ laughter ] thats a tough life. Its useless. Seth all right, who are we doing next . All right, election season, lets go topical, do you want to do hillary . Seth lets do trump. You want to go with trump . You want to go right down . [ laughter ] seth i do. All right. Seth it should be easy since hes already a cartoon. Real simple shape, boop. Seth boop. All right, time for the nose. Seth oh, interesting. [ laughter ] little lines. [ laughter ] seth okay, oh this is coming together. Give him a couple little seth oh, yep, thats good. [ laughter ] a little seth uhhuh, yeah [ laughter ] and, of course, hes got the little bag. Seth oh, yes he does okay, all right, he has top bags. [ laughter ] yes yeah. Now, were going to give him those big bushy eyebrows. Seth uhhuh, this is so great. Yeah, youre getting there. Now comes the mouth, this is the hard part, because it contorts into all kinds of different shapes. So, were going to go a litle almost heartshaped. Seth uhhuh. Seth uhhuh. Out, out. Get that upper lip going. Seth uhhuh, okay. All right. Yeah, youre doing good. Seth oh my god, this is great [ laughter ] oh, my god and of course the teeth are always uneven, the bottom teeth come up farther. You do that and you have the little jowell back there. Seth yep, there we go. Now of course, the important part, the giant seth oh, great. Right . Seth okay. He doesnt like he lets the hair grow on the side so we will give him a couple little seth yep, uhhuh. And maybe his ears. Seth right. Okay. Sticking out, a little body and then the biggest part is his tiny little hands. Seth yeah. [ laughter and applause ] this is really good. Youre talented seth yeah you have a fallback career now. Seth yeah, it doesnt it feels like its not quite done. I think we need a little color. Seth yeah. So, why dont we just kind of fill in with a little seth okay. Great. [ laughter ] all right. Avoid the eyes. You cant have it in the eyes. Seth no, i dont care. [ laughter and applause ] there we go. Education. Chris eliopoulos, everybody i am George Washington, and i am jane goodall, are in stores now. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Ashton Kutcher, kevin millar, sean casey, chris eliopoulos, stanton moore, the 8g band. Well see you in d. C. Next week. Have a good one [ cheers and applause ] . . And youre watching last call from 230 fifth in new york city. We got a good one for you tonight. Heres the lineup. In the spotlight were gonna tell you everything you need tod know about actress jaz sinclair. Weve got saves the day as our music tonight performing from fyf festival, which is cool. But were gonna start things off with actress and comedian erin hayes, who stars opposite the great kevin james in the new sitcom kevin can wait. Have a look. . The first movie i was ever in