Than ever. But none of them are as foundationshaking as the news we received about brad and angelina today. Im sure youve heard, Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from brad pitt. And of course all the celebrity gossip magazines are claiming victory. You know they broke this story, they broke the story every week for the last 11 years. [ laughter ] over and over and over again. Until finally i dont know, brad and angelina, its very sad news for them, also great nude for Tom Hiddleston and taylor swift who dont have to be on this coverage anymore. Apparently the reason theyre getting divorce is she talked about fight club and he specifically asked her not to do that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Now that this has happened, i wonder, you wonder whats the tabloids have been right about. Was kim dumped on her First Anniversary . Is barack obama gay . I mean, he must be. They wouldnt put it on the cover if it wasnt true. Our thoughts are with brad and angelina and with all of us. Its hard when two people you dont know and have no personal connection to split up. Speaking of unhappy couples, the first president ial debate is less than a week away. On monday donald trump and Hillary Clinton will face off at hofstra university, which i hope thats not going to preempt dancing with the stars, is it . If i miss even one second of vanilla ice doing the paso doble. Lester holt of nbc will be the moderator. Trump has been insinuating the debate is fixed against him because the moderator is biased. He said lester holt is a democrat, its a phony system, theyre all democrats, its a very unfair system. Unfortunately for donald and his theories, someone looked up lester holts voter registration. Turns out hes been registered state since 2003. They have to come up with something else, i guess. Nbc today released a list of topics theyll cover with the candidates. And they dont usually do this in advance. Theyre a little bit surprising. First topic, the transpacific partnership. Then College Tuition reform. Then mr. Trump please stop shouting. Secretary clinton, can i get you a lozenge . Secretary clinton, do you need us to call a doctor . Finally, no, mr. Trump, not catch Global Warming from the mexicans. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] those are the main categories. Then at the end there will be a freestyle insult section. So that will be fine. Its cute nbc thinks theyre going to cover topics are heres my prediction. Hillary clinton and donald trump are either going to murder each other on stage, or have amazing sex, possibly both. [ cheers and applause ] reportedly getting a very unlikely vote in this election from former republican president george h. W. Bush. President bush reportedly told Robert Kennedys daughter in what he thought was a private conversation that hes voting for hillary. His staff said who the former president is voting for is a personal matter but they did not deny it. I never thought id see the day where a bush is voting for a clinton. Donald trump is bringing people together. [ laughter ] whatever you want to say about him. Meanwhile, his son, donald trump jr. , should probably be sent to account taken away. Yesterday he tweeted this. If i had a bowl of skittles and told you just three would kill you, would you take a handful . Thats our syrian refugee problem. Now a spokesperson for the company that owns skittles said, skit skittles are candy, refugees are people, we dont feel its an appropriate analogy. Which is well said. I want to add, if there really would kill me, id probably eat a few anyway. I love them. Turns out the photographer who took that original photograph of the skittles is a refugee himself. For real. I didnt believe it either. [ laughter ] he escaped the Turkish Occupation of cyprus and now thank god he has the most boring job imaginable, taking pictures of skittles for a living. The lesson is you should probably stay away fro trump jr. s house on halloween, okay . [ laughter ] this is an important announcement for lovers of frozen waffles. Kelloggs recalled about 10,000 cases of eggos because they might be contaminated with listeria, a bacteria you dont want for breakfast. While the eggo people might give people who eat them a scare, it gives our nations news anchors let go your eggo. Leeg my eggo. Let go of your eggo. Let go of your eggo. Leggo of your eggo. Let go of your eggo. Let go your eggo. Let go of that eggo. Let go of your eggo. Leggo your let go of your eggo. Let go of your leggo i said that wrong, leggo your eggo. Jimmy dont worry. That was only about half of them, there were a lot more. The shows only an hour. I saw this over the weekend. This is from the rice baylor Football Game where the referee made an announcement that i dont think ive ever seen made on television before. Referee please refrain from shooting lasers onto the field. Thank you. Imperial storm troopers in the crowd and things got a little out of hand. This is good too. When you are a news producer and you send the reporter out to the zoo to go well, this result is about the best you can hope for. We want to get to that chicken giveaway. But one last beauty shot. Oh i like that. Man thats a lot of slobber look at that, wow. Where is this going . Where is this going . Jimmy get that animal on tinder [ cheers and applause ] what the hells going on there . Thats a new episode of americas horniest giraffes. We have a good show with usher and Minnie Driver and Denzel Washington is here. [ cheers and applause ] isnt it exciting. I actually have a confession to make to denzel. The other day just for a minute, just a second, i couldnt remember the titans. [ laughter ] denzel stars in the magnificent 7. It comes out friday. Tonight our inhouse movie critic yehya has a preview reserve yehya was yelling at me in the alleyway yesterday. When i was leaving showed. When am i going to be on the show again . Well, here he is on the show again talking about the magnificent 7. Hi its me, yehya i will stand up. I talking about the me because the poster is more large, you know, like big, you know. It said the movie behind me is called magnif seven. I go down, you can see it send me. The people, denzel washton, very nice guy. He remind me like sydney bootay. He met the movie with a small girl, takota fanny. Also he moving like hes not with etienne haywook and the guy next to him is for the movie guardian for the gull. Chris party, you know. Hes in the movie like big dinosaur. Dinosaur is mad. You can see his voice, big whhooooh go watch that movie, magnif 7. Its behind me, good movie, good [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, yehya. 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Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. . This is eric gibson. He and his wife briana made the Bold Decision to buy their home four months ago. They bought into a 30year mortgage anyway. Because they werent just thinking about their future. Buy in. Quicken loans. Home buy. Refi. Power. [ . Diggy . By spencer ludwig] woman here in nevada, those were the worst days of our lives, and congressman heck called it a blip. A blip on the radar. Thats just how out of touch joe heck is. Narrator after heck sponsored a bill giving tax breaks to big banks, he took over 500,000 from wall street including banks who caused the housing crisis. Its clear what joe hecks priorities are, and families like mine get left behind. Narrator afscme people is responsible jimmy welcome back to the show. Denzel washington, Minnie Driver, music from usher on the way. First news for those who live in california. According to even tests at ucla, this drought in which we are currently embroiled could go on for centuries. Which to me thats good news, before this report i assumed wed all be dead by christmas. [ laughter ] theyre saying this could go on for hundreds of the only way to really get people, especially in l. A. , to conserve is to come up with a new fad diet where youre not allowed to drink water. [ laughter ] our department of water and power, dwp, is doing their best. Their best might not go quite far enough as youll see her. Droughttolerant plants, fake grass, dirt where there once was a lawn. Dwp is trying to set an example to save water. At the substation in south l. A. Watering the grass to do our part. But did they . The dwp has underground sprinklers watering that fake grass. Were not watering grass, were rinsing the grass to make it sanitary. Youre watering it. Were rinsing it with water to make it more sanitary. Jimmy well, that makes sense. [ laughter ] if it wasnt september id assume this was an april fools joke. Watering fake grass . They might be smoking it too for all we know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause this is week two of dancing with the stars, already two scandals. Last week the ryan lochte protesters interrupted the broadcast. This week the former governor of texas, rick perry, who is dancing in the competition, had an embarrassing moment. Yesterday they posted this to instagram, a silhouette of him with his dance partner, practicing the last move for tonight. [ laughter ] looks like hes either having second with her or hes a magician and just cut her in half. He deleted the post almost immediately. I guess he realized it was bad. But for all the four people who follow rick perrys instagram, this was a shocking development. [ laughter ] why would you follow rick perry on instagram . Donald trump as you probably know has yet to release his financial information. Even though traditionally thats what candidate dozen. Even his running mate, mike trump has not, he claims hes being audited, his lawyers told him not to do it, he also says people dont care about his taxes. I disagree, i care about his taxes. I think a lot of people care. We stopped people who identified themselves as donald trump supporters. We stopped them, told them donald trump released his taxes today, and asked them specific questions about these fictional tax returns in another edition so as you know, donald trump released his tax returns today. Was it legitimate for donald trump to write off all those marriages over the years as entertainment . Wow. Good question. It was, it was entertaining. To him. Its a tax writeoff. Again, going back to your irs, everything that its a loophole. If its there, youre going to utilize it. Trump listing his primary occupation as farmer . If he does own farms and hes invested in farms, i mean, thats as an entrepreneur, you can necessarily say what you need to say. Especially for tax purposes. Obviously the big shock is that Donald Trumps net worth is only 42,000. Rather than 10 billion. Does that change your view on him . Never. I know hes going to do it. I know hes going to do the right thing. Was it reasonable of him to assert he did have 10 billion, we all fib a little bit. You know what . The Donald Trump Foundation donated 100,000 to the Legal Defense fund to the dentist who killed cecil the lion, is that okay . I would think that would be a wonderful thing for him to do, because i imagine the dentist couldnt afford it himself. What do you think about how donald trump donated 50,000 to jared fogles Legal Defense fund this. Well, people donate large sums of every day. If its to help somebody, thats what its for. Even disgraced subway folks man jared fogle deserves his day in court . Everybody deserves their day in court. Were you surprised to see donald trump wrote off 100,000 for breast pumps for various members of his family . No, not surprised. Why not . I dont know. Hes, you know he wants everybody to be big and beautiful beside him. Im sorry, youre under the impression theyre breast pumps to increase their bust size . Yes. Do you think gold plating a toilet is a business expense . If i was showing off for my friends or i needed it and i had the funds to do it, yes, i would probably do it were you surprised to see donald trump spent 38,000 on that Siberian Tiger for Vladimir Putins birthday . Yeah, im not surprised. I would think he would want to gain friends in the business world. What did y donald trump is technically leasing his wife melania to the campaign . Is it okay that he found that loophole . Every persons leasable. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is that true . Oh, that settles it, he can get away with anything. Tonight on the show, music tonight from usher from the new show speechless Minnie Driver is here. Be right back with denzel [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by pedigree. Feed the good. If you try to write, on a plain old mac the difference can be seen it doesnt work get the surface pro the keyboard detaches from the screen its halloween time my frightful fiends, and disneyland is ours boo screams halloween time at the Disneyland Resort means theres wicked fun in both parks. And make sure to see the Twilight Zone tower of terror before its final check out. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight, from the new show speechless which premieres tomorrow night on abc, Minnie Driver is here. Then, this is his new album, its called hard to love, usher from the samsung outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] usher has invited people from all over the world, to dance behind him on our big cisco screen, the wall of america. Were going to have an International Dance party on the show tomorrow night, youre invited, okay . Dance agent home. Tomorrow night, lupita nyongo, bill oreilly, well have music from jake owen, and on thursday, viola davis and music from rae sremmurd. So please join us for that. Our first guest is a twotime oscar winner and onetime equalizer who is saddled up for a brandnew take on the classic western, the magnificent seven. It opens in theaters friday. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how you doing . Good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] when you first heard that song, that saltnpepa song oh, thats right, they say my name. Jimmy body like arnold with a denzel face. Thats weird. [ laughter ] jimmy is that . You know. Jimmy did you think, whats you know. I bought a thousand albums but no, no. It was flattering. Jimmy flattering, yeah. Must be strange, though, to turn on the radio and Something Like that happens. It was. Jimmy there arent a lot of denzels. Its not like, oh, that was probably denzel schwarts. You know what, when i was a little kid in school, denzel, i didnt want to be denzel. Jimmy why . Attendance. Call everybodys name. Mikey, here. Joey, here. Zen den denzel . Jimmy they always got it wrong . Yeah, i didnt want to be denzel. Jimmy a terrible thing for kids. I have a friend jean na, her real name is regime that, every year the teach were say reginena and everyone would laugh. I was called ginger ale. I said what did you say . Jimmy that was a teacher . Jimmy it wasnt a teacher, okay. Ginger ale . I said, what . Zen dell . Pencil . Stencil . Jimmy i bet they dont call you that anymore, do they. Mercedes denz . No . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] last time you were here you were about to begin horse training for this movie the magnificent seven. How long did you wind up including the filming, i was probably on one close to a year. Maybe eight months, a year. Jimmy when you go out, do you pick your horse . Do they give the horse to you . They picked a nice, calm horse for me. Jimmy okay. Its not like jimmy not like going to an auto dealership where you test drive a bunch of horses . You dont want a young horse. Too feisty. You want an older fellow. Jimmy how o horse . I dont know. I dont know. But i loved it. I got into it. We were ride outside, about an hour outside of town. You get to know your horse. Id always walk him and pet him first and talk to him. Hi, im stencil. Whatever. Pet him, wash him, feed him. Jimmy what was his name . Palone. Jimmy what happens at the end of the movie after youve spent all this time with this animal . No, thats what he did to me. Thats it, thats it. Jimmy thats it . Thats the movie business. Jimmy do you think it will be like that youtube video, animal trainers left the lion in the jungle, then they went back to the jungle and they saw the lion, the lion charges at them, you think, lions going to kill them. Instead they hug the lion, roll around. Will you and palone do that . No . [ laughter ] [ applause ] i was trying to think, how would he hug me . Jimmy that could be a great next film, horses can hug. It was a good relationship. Jimmy you spoke at Dallas Cowboys training camp. Is that part of the cowboy thing . Or was that just a no, when i was no, no, no. Jimmy the cowboys train in oxna oxnard, not far from here. Preseason you spoke. Yeah, last year and this year. Jimmy both years. Since i was a kid, and i saw like the cowboys. So they were my team. Jimmy right. I stick with my team. I like the giants. But bob hayes was a black guy. Jimmy right. Who was fast. I was a black guy. Who wasnt fast. [ laughter ] but, you know. Just as a kid, whatever reason. Plus they were just cool and they were americas team. Jimmy same here. I lived in las vegas and i like tony dorsett. That is the guy. Even though hes a black guy who is fast, i was not fast or a black guy, either of those two things. Its not too late. [ laughter ] jimmy its too late for fast. Its too late for fast. No, but and i stuck with my team. All through the 60s, 70s. Dorsett, even before dorsett, duane thomas, walt garrison. Jimmy what do you say to a team when you speak to them . Youre an actor, you play roles, but youre not really that guy. Actually a buddy of mine who i wont say his name, a real quiet guy, behind the hes a very powerful guy. And he had a stroke. And he was talking to them about how life was precious. And how they should take advantage of their life on this earth. Because hes accomplished all these things and he had a stroke and it was like, oh. You can go like that. He ended up, his speech, with the time is now, you need to live, you need to do it now, find a way to work together. They got all this applause and stuff. I followed up behind him and i said, the time is the press came out and said that i said the time is now. He did. Jimmy he wrote that dialogue for you. And i took advantage and ran with it. [ laughter ] jimmy for the cowboys the time really is now. It is. They came out and lost their first game. Yeah. And their quarterback. Jimmy and tony romo got hurt again. The young kid is good. Jimmy he is good. But yeah, it will be nice when romo gets back in there. Maybe the time will be now again. Well. Jimmy or your speech will the time is now, before romo gets back. Jimmy well take a break. Well see a clip from the new movie. Its the magnificent seven. Denzel washington is here be right back [ cheers and applause ] whats that fer . Information. Looking for a man. Big fella. About your size. Whats his name . Name his mama gave him was daniel harrison. But sometime he goes by the name potter dan. Jimmy thats Denzel Washington in the magnificent seven. Youll have that for the rest of your life, right . Well, i may have lost it already. But we were all you know, theres a competition. You know, it was seven guys up there. A lot of testosterone. Jimmy yeah. And so chris was good with his guns. Ethan. Vincent was very good. This kidman will, the spanish kid, he was the best. Jimmy he was the best one . Hed spin this this way. Jimmy oh, really . Take one out like that. Then hed go jimmy youd pull a kid hike that aside and go, hey, take it easy, im taken zell washington. No. I go to the director. Hes great but hes not going to do the movie. Jimmy everything but his hands will be in the film. He was good. Jimmy is the hat a very important part of being a cowboy . Is there a lot of decisionmaking put into which hat youre going to wear . Its for shade. Jimmy its for shade . You need it. Black man, black hat, black shirt, black vest, black pants, black socks, black shoes, on a black horse. [ laughter ] with black underwear. [ cheers and applause ] and it was on. Serious, it was hot. Jimmy thats why i would never do you have the ability you could choose any kind movie you want to do. If somebody said, how about a cowboy movie . Id go, no, thank you. Its dirty and hot. They dont make that many. Jimmy yeah, they dont make many. Are there other jugenres youd hike to make . A superhero movie . I wont fit in the tights. Anything else you have in mind . I dont like to think that way. I dont want to be another cowboy right jimmy right. I just like to look for different things. As a kid thats what you play. If theres ever an acting role that youre kind of born into, its cowboys and indians. Exactly. Jimmy none of the kids want to be the indians, theyre always the cowboys, because the cowboys have the cool tools and stuff like that. All of a sudden youre a little kid again. Right. See, i suffer from not traumatic, what do they call it, pst whatever they call it. Ptsd. Arent old gh. You had ed sullivan and bonanza. Thats what you watched, then you went to bed. I watched bow zanna but i was trying to work out a way to waste time so i could stay up. In a sense i didnt like bonanza because then it was time for bed. Jimmy a lot of the thins when we were kids you watched because it was the only thing to watch. Thats right. Jimmy i feel like we missed something. Like theres really tv used to tv doesnt go off anymore. How can people people here are posttv going off. Jimmy they dont know what youre talking about. They dont even know. Theyre too young. Who remembers when tv used to go off . [ cheers and applause ] oh not when your father and mother told you. Jimmy like when it signed off. The National Anthem then eeeeeeee jimmy after this show tonight were turning the network off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] Denzel Washington, thanks for being here. The magnificent seven opens in theaters friday. Well be right back with Minnie Driver. [ cheers and applause ] . [ . Diggy . By spencer ludwig] the microsoft cloud helps us stay connected. The microsoft cloud offers infinite scalability. The microsoft cloud helps our customers get up and running, anywhere in the planet. 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[ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy so i was looking at your twitter. You said you got you had to get a steroid shot for laryn jit. I really did lose my voice. Jimmy for real. I thought this was some sort of weird promotion for speechless. Since its the time the show. It was preexisting. Jimmy into the mouth or into the neck . The bum. Jimmy they did . Thats a long needle. Long long [ laughter ] i will not take that as a compliment. Jimmy wait a minute, though. Its for your throat, right . Yeah, bus a steroid just goes into the muscle. It goes everywhere. Jimmy i didnt know that. I back into a silent pumpkin. Jimmy did you lose your voice at the emmys . Yeah, i was at the emmys. I dont think i lost my voice because of that. We were ive got to tell you, when you go into the emmys, the first thing everybody wants to do is have their picture taken so they can check the pretty dress. It was very hard this first sunday. Were standing there, melting. Im melt recognize. Viola davis, john travolta, but were waiting because were civilized people. Jimmy right. As we stand there melting, this chick comes gunning up the side of the line, tall, beautiful girl. Jimmy oh. Most likely you know what shes on that show mr. Robot, lets call her mrs. Robot. She shimmys up to the security guard. I dont know whether she offered him her gift bag or something else. And he lets her cut the line. Cuts in front of viola davis, john travolta. Jimmy oh my goodness im standing there with kuma, zach, Reid Scott Jimmy theyre all mad. Yeah. Im madder than they are. Im like, listen. Two minutes later, they pull me to the front of the line. To get my picture taken. And it turns out i am no better than mrs. Robot. [ laughter ] i went. See you later goodbye [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] im hot. See you, bye jimmy thats pretty funny. Im horrible. Jimmy well, what are you going to do . You got pulled to the front, you go to the front. Thats how it goes. Jimmy i saw your show, its really funny and really good. I mean, like no kidding around. Really, really good and really funny. People are going to like it a lot. Its an interesting its not your typical sitcom. You put well, talk about the show and the character play. The writer of the show grew up in a household, his brother was nonverbal, Cerebral Palsy sufferer. He wrote about his family, his brother, his mom, his sister. I play the mom. We have no money. We move into a nice neighborhood so our kids can go to a good school. We live in a [ bleep ] house. Jimmy is his mom the same as your character . Because your character is kind of a ballbreaker. I think she is. Even call. I think mrs. Sylveri is top of the charts amazing warrior mother. I think im just scratching the surface. Jimmy being an amazing warrior mother is great when youre the child of that person. But when youre everybody else in the vicinity . It can be a huge pain in the ass. Shes a giant pain in the ass. In fact, thats what my agent calls me, he goes, ive got this script and no one really wants to because shes not likeable, shes a giant pain in the ass, i thought you would be perfect. Jimmy really. [ laughter ] why did he have that thought or she have that thought . When youre english, i realize if they let me be english you can get away with saying terrible things. That is true. I can call you a [ bleep ]. Jimmy right. You think im saying youre a charming ray of sunshine. Jimmy also we know that offensive here, like [ bleep ] for instance. When i say [ bleep ], it gets by the censor. If you said [ bleep ], it would not. Jimmy it would not. Why . Are they spelled differently . No, spelled exactly the same. Its because you have a long a. Jimmy i see. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Jimmy see, youre testing this theory right now. Because now theres somebody there. This is never going to be okay. Jimmy who is deciding right now. Oh, its wrong. Jimmy exactly, exactly. So one of the two kids on the show actually has Cerebral Palsy. Yeah, micah fowler has Cerebral Palsy. And hes a magic actor. I think people are going to fall in love with him. Jimmy i understand too, yeah. Funny, sly. Jimmy its a very its not a typically respectful i mean, there tends to be when youre with somebody whos disabled, that people act like babies or something. Exactly. Theyll talk loudly. Micahs body has some challenges, but his mind is beautiful and amazing and sharp. He himself is full of alacrity and humor and hes a great actor. But its so good its a comedy. Im sick of seeing disabled people, people with special needs, whatever the verbiage you choose to use, depicted as people who cant wait to die and want to get away fro its awful. These are robust, amazing lives that need to be celebrated and they need to have a laugh, god knows. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i agree with you. I will say this. I think in a way, i think this is human nature. I know its terrible to say. When you talk like that, people think, oh, this is some serious show and im going to have to its going to be a little bit of a bummer. But it isnt at all. And in fact, the kid is kind of jimmy kind of a jerk, like everybody else, hes a typical teenager. Jimmy a smartass teenager. Congratulations on the show. Thank you. Jimmy it came out great. Its called speechless. It premieres tomorrow night on abc. Minnie driver, everybody be right back with usher dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. Dicky the jimmy dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy id like to thank Denzel Washington, Minnie Driver and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next, but this is his album called hard to love. Here with the song no limit with a little help from people all over the world, usher . . Usher . . Jimmy kimmel . . People around the world dance with me now . . Make you say uh no limit got that master p give you that black card no limit . . Just know when you roll with somebody like me theres no limit baby . . Make you say uh no limit i cmurder that no limit baby give you that ghetto d girl no limit . . Just know when you roll with somebody like me theres no limit baby . . You know you fine baby you know that you fine im just tryna make you mine . . Tryna make you mine yeah im tryna make you mine put a tingle in your spine . . We got to vibe you should ride on it all the places i could take you girl is limitless . . So if you never been girl i would just love to take you there . . You dont have to worry bout a thing i got it let me show you better than . . Cause i may not know you just let me hold you you be my soldier and you from the nolia . . Make you say uh no limit got that master p no limit baby . No limit just know when you roll with somebody like me theres no limit baby . . Make you say uh no limit i cmurder that no limit baby give you that ghetto d . . Girl no limit just know when you roll with somebody like me theres no limit baby . . Cars on decline baby the cars on decline you roll with me you miss shine . . Baby we shine yeah lil mama we shine just pick a destination go head show me . . You can get like everything show me like any car any house baby you can get like . . Any ring anything you knock it knock it down all through the night all through the day yeah . . I knock that [ bleep ] out baby you call me sugar ray yeah . . cause i may not know you just let me hold you you be my soldier and you from the nolia . . Make you say uh no limit . Got that master p give you that black card no limit just know when you roll with somebody like me theres no limit baby . . Make you say uh no limit i cmurder that no lim give you that ghetto d . . Girl no limit just know when you roll with a [ bleep ] like me theres no limit baby . . You finer than wine baby girl i aint lying make my homies drop a dime . . Commit a crime jeopardize my lifeline just to see your vital signs . . Aint no limit babe we do it larger aint no limit babe when you a starter . . Martyr outsmart the rari rari fill the session with bacardi barbies . . Kerosene kerosene promise spin washing machine . . Thin waisted primadonna never limit im a stoner . . Tinted out them never renters [ bleep ] them boys they always ginners . Denim ima spend my night with dem . . I could put karats all over you karats all over you . . Never mind we only poppin [ bleep ] man i been getting high with these fools . . And she said all her friends fake was solo rocking . . And she a real bad bad [ bleep ] she aint gotta photoshop it . . Uh no limit . I cmurder that no limit baby give you that ghetto d girl no limit . . Just know when you roll with somebody like me theres no limit baby . . This is a special edition of nightline. Flash point refugees in america. Tonight, a yearlong journey. The Syrian Refugees who now call america home. And the americans who want them out. David muir across this country and from amman, jordan. Whos vetting the Syrian Refugees . Who are the champions of those children here at home . I do not think that hate and fear should redefine who we are