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Youre getting this refund because your son is a qualifying dependent, good. Good. Good good. Great. Intuit turbo tax. door opening dad . Dad, dad, what, are you hiding . I heard the key in the doooo i thought lilith might be with you. Whats she coming for, anyway . Well, i dont really know. She. She said she was flying across the country to ask me about something that was important. Shes being very mysterious about it. Hmm. doorbell rings is that her . Well, no. No, dad. Im not seeing her until tomorrow. Well, let me know when shes coming, w wl you, so i can come up w wh an excuse to c car out because im not good at winging it. Oh. Lilith. chuckles look whos here, dad. Oh time to go practice my signature. Well, please, come on in, lilith. Uh, so, uh, i didnt think i was going to be seeing you until tomorrow. Um. Yes, i know that was the plan, but i just had to stop by on my way to the hotel. What im here to talk to you about is not something one just drops on another person. sighs frasier. clears throat recently, a subconscioio yearning has tunneled its way to the surface, and i now know what it is i need in ord to make my life complete. Well, thats wonderful news. How can i help . You can give me your sperm. I beg your pardon . I want to have another baby. Well, you certainly dont need me for that. I came to you first so that frederick could have a full sibling. So, just like that, were going to have another baby together . No, no, not just like that. I mapped out our dominant and receceive traits a genome square, applied mendels la allowed for anomalies, and concluded that you are the best biological choice. I see. Well, as enticed as i am by your honeyed words. Im going to need some kissin. Frasier, dont misunderstand. Im not proposing any change in our reretionship. Would we sleep together . I thought wed freeze your sperm. Is that a yes or a no . Natural fertilization isnt practical. Id have to fly to seattle every time i ovulate. Ririt, okay, so then your plan is uh, freeze my essence and then bring it home with you. Correct. Ill take mine to go. I dont know. I. Im going to have to think about it. Yes, of course, absolutely. Think about it, and you can give me your answer tomorrow. Okay. You can comemeack from around theheorner now, martin. Martin good night, lilith. Good night. You were eavesdropping . It was an accident, and i only heard the part about her wanting to have another baby with you. She completely threw me. Well, i dont know why youre so surprised. Shes seen what the crane genes can do, and shes coming back to the well. How does one respond to Something Like that . Well, i bet if you say no, shell go to niles. Really, its just so selfcentered of her. You know, shes got this all figured out for herself without the slightest consideration for my life. And niles will say no for sure. Shell come to the source. Me. The fountainhead. What . Can you imagine . Liliths and my kid would be brothers to you and niles and freddy. What are you talking about . And if you and lilith got back together, youd be his stepfather and his brother, and niles would be your son. And his own uncle. Its almost worth doing just so that i can tell the story. Oh, hi, niles. Did daphne and her mum get off okay . Uh, yes, they picked up roz and alice an hour ago. Although how theyre going to get all the way to canada without tjlling each other, i dont know. Why did they have to go so far . Well, that was my idea. I read that canadian fun countrys one of the best amusement parks in southeastern british columbia. Oh. Well, im just saying daphnes mum should be careful, you know. Sometimes people have a difficult time getting back into the country. That hadnt occurred to me, frasier. clears throat well, seeing as how youre single, id invite you to join me for dinner, but imim meeting with lilith tonight on a matter of some delicacy. Uh, dad told me. Now listen, dont feel obligated because shes buying you dinner. Truth be told, niles, i havent ruled it out entirely. It would be nice to have another child and lilith is a wonderful mother. Its just that, well. Is it right to create a human being with a woman to whom you couldnt stand being married . Well, im behind you, whatever decision you make the right one or the crazy one. Well, thank you. both chuckling excuse me. May i have an espresso, please . And what have you got here . Oh, some snapshots from last summer at the beach. Daphph finally got them developed. laughing oh, look. Theres dad eating that hot dog he dropped in the sand. Yes. And you in your linen beach ensemble. Very nice, yes. Daphne said id particularly like the last picture on the roll, but what is it . Well, its hard to tell. Its too dark and blurry. Looks like the eye of jupiter. Or a slice of pepperoni. Is it a flying saucer . Yes, niles, its a flying saucer. Mystery solved. Well done. Thanks. Hey, whered you get the nipple shot . Good lord you are to erase that from your mimi well, is it daphne . Nice. Youre not erasing erase i need to stop again. We just stopped. I told you not to get that big gulp. But it was only ten cents more. Punchbuggy blue. Ow dammit language. Why does she keep doing that . Its a game. It hurts. All right, mum. Theres a gas station right there. I really need to stop. I cant get over. Youll have to wait. But according to this, its only 40 miles. Punchbuggy red. Oh, son of a. language. Alice, honey, stop hitting mrs. Moon. She cant take the punchbuggy game. Oh, really . Punchbuggy white. Ow that was a jeep. I like playing with jeeps. And fords. Punchbuggy ford. All right, thats enough you stop it, or no ones going to canadian fun country. And this time i mean it. screams others scream im sorry. I thought you were on the wrong side of the road. I will never get used to the crazy way you drive over here. Mum, you have to stop doing that. Daphne, you seem stressed. Do you want me to drive for a while . Maybe once we get out of seattle. Frasier, i dont want to rush you, have you decided . Im thinking about the linguini. I see. Its no then, isnt it . Im sorry, lilith. This was a very difficult decision for me, and i am touched and flattered that you came to me, but im not sure id be doing it for the right reasons. Yes, i do. And i appreciate your taking the time to think about it. Well. Its that kind of consideration i was hoping to pass on to our secondborn. Oh, well. So, the pastas good here . Oh, the best. Because he cooks me cweam of wheat. Lilith, what are you singing . Was i singing . You were singing my dad is the gweatest dad. Oh, you mean that song frederick wrote for you when he was four . That video is one of my prize possessions. Of course i havent looked at it in some time. He crawled up in your lap and said, why is daddy cwying . I see what youre doing, you know. What . You are attempting to manipulate me by invoking powerful, emotional memories. I assure you, nothing could be further from the truth. Are you ready to order . Yes. Id like the bisketti with beatmalls. Mmm, very good, miss. Thats what our son used to say when he was three. Excellent and ill have the veal. Bravo, sir. Lilith, im afraid youre idealizing parenthood. Do you remember colic . Teething . Changing mountains of diapers . Do you remember that time in the bath when he tried to eat the bubbles . We told him to stop, but we kept laughing, so he thought it was funny and kept doing it. You know, id forgotten about that. Oh, i wish we had that on video. You can, frasier. We can have those days back again. Please. I just need a couple of teaspoons. Lilith in our lives. I think about it every day. 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With mashed potatoes now made with real cream and chicken strips with 100 natural chicken breast. So now, theres more to love with banquet. Now serving. A better banquet. Thank you. Gosh, that coffee smells so good. Mmm. Lilith wont let me have any caffeine until ive made my little donation. Ah, yes. So, have you heard from daphne . No, we keep missing each other. Im just glad i have our little pictorial memento to keep me company. I cant believe youre so taken with that blurry overexposed photo of a. Of what you first mistook to be a flying saucer. I just think its sexy that she even did it. Yeah. Imagine it she saw there was one picture left on the roll. In a spontaneous moment of brazen exhibitionism, she threw w en her blouse and just didnt even bother to adjust t e fstop. Chuckles yes, indeed. Oh. I am married to one spicy meatball. Good lord. Dont tell me you carry it around with you. Well. I didnt want the housekeeper to find it and think we were pornographers. Woman just fill out these forms and i can show you to one of our donation suites. Thank you. Will this be your first . You mean baby. Uh, no, no. This is our second. Weve got number four on the way. Oh, and were thrilled for you, but perhaps we can chat some other time when were not trying to create life. Sign and date. Right. This process can be hard on a relationship, but shell relax and thingsll get better. Were already divorced. Good, cause shell never change. Up and at em. Follow me, sqr. Just go ahead in and make yourself comfortable. Youll find everything you need in the cabinet. Thank you. Uh, wait, frasier. It probably doesnt matter, but. Try to think positive thoughts. Thanks for that. I was going to think im just saying we should put the welfare of the sample first. Mmhmm. Yes . And dont fall asleep afterwards. I want to get these puppies on ice asap. Goodbye now. Just a hint. Lilith if there is one thing i can do by myself, this is it. Now, go away. Right this way. phone ringing what . i just remembered a special method which supposedly increases the likelihood of having a boy. I see. Is there something i can do to increase the likelihood no, but perhaps you can use a method which will give us a baby that can take other peoples advice. I would settle for a method where it wont turn out to be a sarcastic prig oh, just do it. Fine. No, wait. I dont want you to do it when youre mad. Why dont we just. Take a minute and sit down and breathe . Its your dime. Oh, dear god. What if this child inherits all of our flaws instead of our strengths . We could create a real nightmare. Thats not going to happen. Its going to be exactly the way it was the first tim is that whats going on here . Are we trying to cate a baby or just trying to recreate the past . I meme, fredericks alalst grown now. Its only natural to feel a sense of loss. Well, lilith, ii know what youre going through. You want to feel needed and loved as you were when you were a new mother. The past can be very seductive. I mean, ive fallen into it, too. Im trying toelive freddys childhood. You cant use the past to fill whats missing in the present. Its gone. Frasier, ive done a lot of thinking and this feels right to me. Well, its not right for me. Im sorry. Im sorry, too you all right . Ill be fine. If i cant make another little frederick with you, theres always cloning. And you still dont know when im joking. I. Well, i. Well, im going to go home and give frederick a very big hug. And maybe swab the inside of his cheek. Oh, stop that. Oh, you already ate. I was going to take you to bogarts. Bogarts . Oh, dont worry about that. I was just eating it because it was here. I wasnt eating it to get full. Just give me two minutes. phone ringing hello. Oh, niles, darling. Daphne i thought id nevevereach you. We were booted f fm the park and are coming home. It seems someone put out a cigarette on a stuffed moose. I didnt know it was stuffed. I was defending myself. I love those pictures you left for me. More specifically, the last one. Something a little different, eh . Indeed, it is. I cant even believe you took it. I didnt take it. Im talking about the last picture on the roll. The closeup. Yeah. Your father was trying to get a picture of eddy, but instead he got a picture of his own chest. This is dads. Thats his nipple. shudders cant wa to get to bogarts. S. I know just t at im going to g g the barbecued chicken breast. They have the juiciest one in town. Or the lamb. They serve an enormous rack. Thats great. You might want to get an overcoat of frasiers out of there. Its supposed to be pretty nippy tonight. Oh, hi, dad. Where you going . Oh, niles is here. Were just going out for a bite. Do you want to join us . Sure. So, uh. Hows lilith . I just dropped her off at the airport. 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You said one day when i hired you and thats what its going to be. So get cracking cause somethings going to be hanging from that rafter by the end of the day. Yes, maam. Daphne, you handled that so masterfully, as if he werent wearing that authoritative tool belt at all. Heres something to shout from the mountaintop. Crickets plans start at 35 a month, after 5 auto pay credit. With more 4g lte coverage nationwide than tmobile or sprint. Marvin thinks you have to be a brainiac to do your own taxes. So we brought in worldrenowned brainiac, to help him. Take your finger and press it right here. Sfx camera shutter, buzz, bloop. Yay, you got it. Intuit turbo tax. You know the basic bargain of america is if you work hard, and you do your part, you should be able to get ahead and stay ahead. But so many families dont feel like their hard work pays off. Thats not the way america is supposed to operate. Get incomes rising. Get equal pay for women. Cut the cost of health care and child care so people can actually get ahead. Hillary clinton, she has what takes to get thingsgsone. Im hillary clintotoand i approve this message. Oh, niles, niles. Thank goodness youre here. I am simply percolating with party ideas. sighs listen. Have you thought of inviting the artist himself . He lives in town, you know . Yes, i extended an invitation through his gallery oh. Thats too bad. Well, then, i have come up with the Perfect Entertainment for our little art crowd. Its a radical tableau vivant troupe. I dont know. But they do provide smocks and shower caps, so were covereded frasier, daphne and i are throwing the party. Daphne. Ah, fine. Suit yourself. Its your painting. I suppose i could just whip up my signature dish. Daphnes handling the food. Lovely. So youll be serving those sad brown chunks that make their way from plate to napkin, bypassing mouth completely. Its called piccadilly beef and i talked her out of it, thank god. The whole things being catered. Were having cornish game hens wild rice stuffing, wonderful sides, and all heat and serve. Lovely. I think youd be happy to be just a guest for once. Just a guest ive never been just a guest before. Before, i always felt like family. Oh, look, here she is now. The hostess with the mostest. I see niles told you. Yes. Im sorry i wont be attending your debut soiree, daphne. I hope that doesnt throw off your seating plan. Its going to be a buffet. Buffet well, if you should need any help you know my phone number. Number three on our speed dial. Number three. Interesting. Wheres the video . I thought you were going to rent castaway. If i wanted to watch someone talk to a volleyball for two hours, i would have stayed in manchester well, what are you going to do all night . Oh, you neednt worry about me. Im going to watch a boxing match on payperview. Theres nothing like two, great, sweaty beasts beating each other senseless. I miss your father. Come on, alice. Its time to put away your crayons. Lookit. I wrote my name really big. Oh, lets see. There and there and there and there. gasps oh, my god alice oh, daphne, im so sorry. Oh, its not to worry. Itll come out. Its only a little crayon. Ats worse. I can handle this. Niles has an art restorer he uses all the time. Ill get his card. Im sorry, mommy. I know, honey. But from now on, just only sign your own artwork, okay . cause mine is prettier. Heres his business card. Okay, ill run it right over. Just tell him its an emergency. Were e ry good customers. Im just glad niles isnt here. He doesnt take these things in his stre like i do. There. Another fire put out. Oh, my god the hens. Oh, my god okay, dont panic. I can handle this. Oh, look at that daphne, now what are you going to do . Well, i cant call the caterer. They were doing a big party and we were their last stop. Oh, i know. Call frasier. Hes got to know some caterers. Well, he was upset that i took over his job as lord mayor of party town, but he did offer his help. I hope he meant it. Go, take the painting. Good luck. Daphne, youre never going to get a caterer at this late hour. But dont worry, think i can solve your little probobm. Ill be right there. As usual, frasier has to save the day. As usual, martin has to hear about it. New Nature Valley cereal. Mmm. Lightly sweetened baked oat bites. Thanks, mom. Really . Dont lelebad odors escape. Continuously neutralale them with glad wiwi febreze. The only bag with the irresistible scece of gain. Ow look close, werthers is making sugar free caramels, classic hard and deliciously chewy. That are so smooth, rich and creamy you wont believe theyre sugar free. Discover werthers original sugar free. Cant sit, i gotta get up cause i feel alive, alivevealive alive multivitamin tablets have 100 daily value of more vitamins and minerals than leading brands. Daphne what do you think . Will we make it . I wont lie to you, daphne its bad. I feel so stupid. I made a big deal about telling niles how i could handle this on my own. All right, all right, listen. He doesnt have to know. If you just keep him out of my way, i will gladly play your invisible Little Kitchen elf. You would do that for me . Now, listen, ive brought everything i need to make my signature pomegranatehoney sauce, all right . I will need a ramekin for each of your guests. Here we are. Oh, dear, this is bad. What . Well, there are two that are mismatched. Its all right if theyre all mismatched or. Or even in pairs, but two . Its just unheard of. Niles daphne . Oh, my god, its niles. What should we do . Dont worry. Im right in here. Ah, sorry im late. You look beautiful. Darling. I had the worst time finding miniature easels for t t table. Oh, but it was worth it. I think so. The place looks lovely, and the new chandelier is absolutely spectacular. But whwhis the painting coveved . Well, because i thoughtt a proper unveiling would be an event. Well do it after dinner. , oh, why dont we do it after cockckils . Itll make for lively dinnnn conversation. Trust me, ter will be better. And by the way, the kitchen is offlimits to y y. Youve already slowed me down. doorbell rings ill be right out. Okay. You know, if he had any resourcefulness at all, he would know that tiny easels abound at lilliputiana dollhouse and miniatures. Dad. Right. Listen, i need you to do me a favor. I want you to get me my ramekins all right, and then bring them here, but come in the back way, so niles doesnt see you. Are we the first to arrive . Oh, you are refreshingly on time. How about some drinks . Dont mind me. Im just down to nick a bottle of the good stuff. They normally hide it from me. This is my mother, gertrude moon. Yes, antonia and alex. Hello. Pleasure to meet you. Oh, mum, as long as youre going upstairs, take the coats. Yes. Is this the mike shaw painting . Im dying to see it. Oh, oh, sorry. No peeng. That sounds like a challenge. Youre going to have to watch me like a hawk. Wont that be fun . loud c ctter what was t tt . Dont worry, niles, thats my domain. All l ght. Why dont yoyotake our guests on a tour of the library . Oh, all right. This way, thth way. Is it true you stiti collect edwardian utility bills . Oh, yes. Theyre fascinating. For example, did you know that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was a notorious water hog . Bubuyou dont have totoake my word for it. Frasier i dropped a pan; everythings allllight. Mrs. Moon daphne for gods sakes, all right im having trouble ordering the boxing match. I dont understand. This never happens with the nudie programming. Give it here. doorbell rings oh, damn. You answer that, ill take care of this. You can come out now. Honestly, daphne, if these interruptions dont stop, my signature sauce will be reduced to a monogram. Hello. Im daphnes mum. Im bill. Dont bother. Im just letting you in. Hi. Is this the crane place . Im mike shaw. Mr. Shaw, we thought we were just going to see your painting. We didnt realize you were coming. Oh, it was a lastminute thing. Uh, call me mike. Mike. Hello. Im gertrude. Im bill tallarino and this is my wife, sharon kwiatkowskitallarino. May i just say that you are our greatest living american artist, bar none. Bar none. cell phone rings excuse me. Is there anything worse than making phony conversation with phony art lovers . Yes. Living with one. My soninlaw is the host. And if you didnt want your bum kissed, you shouldnt have come. Thats all they do here. I wasnt going to come, but my gallery insisted. Oh, well, i am going to go upstairs watching a boxing match should you feel the need to get away. Well, i probably shouldnt, but maybe just the first rlund. All right, then. Just liquor. So, it actually took georgegeernard shaw longer to rectify his billing error than it did for him to write man and superman. Thats great. Are those the drinks . Yes. doorbell rinin oh, excuse me. Bibi and sharon. Thad and jeremy, welcome. Niles niles. Hey. Hi wheres your better half . Niles oh, ah, here she is now. Oh, i meant frasier. My brothers not coming this evening. But hes always, always, always at your parties frasier and yellowtail carpaccio. Has the world gone mad . Not yet. We still have carpaccio. chuckles youve got two choices. You can either walk away from the painting, or you can limp away from the painting. Walk. Mother, coats. Yes, master. No, thats terrible. The worst parts, were going to miss dinner with mike shaw. I cant believe you got that old hermit to come. Mike, mike shaw is here . What . where is he . Must have wandered d f. Hes notott all like i picicred him older guy, whiteteair, cane. I think hes wearing a plaid flannel shirt. Hes quite a character. Really . all talking at once here you go. Oh, dad, finally. If you had said nut bowls, i would have gotten them right off. Yes, yes, all right. Now, listen. I need you to run to the Grocery Store for me and pick up some sel de mer, some olive tapenade, balsamic vinegar and some english stilton cheese. Have you got that . You lost me after sallys mare. All right, fine. Ill write it down. Niles coming rht up. Daphne niles, no. Oh, dad, hide in there oh, da oh, i thought so. What are you doing here . I just brought some dishes over. Wh. . Youre not supposed to be in the kitchen, honey. I dont know what happened and i dont want to know how it happened but somehow, our guests are all under the impression that dad is mike shaw. Hes the artist the painter of the painting that everyone is here to see. What are we going to do . Its not a problem. Well check your father out the back door and make up an excuse. Better yet, well take him out the front door. That way, people can see him leave. Uh, okay. You know zero about art; dont say a word or these people will see right through you. Yeah, im sure a phony will really stand out at this party. Oh, this must be mr. Shaw. Niles i have very bad news. Mr. Shaw is not feeling well, so he has to leave. Oh, oh, i cant. I cant let you go without getting your autograph. And if you could draw something on it. Well, actually i do a pretty good rocket. No, no, antonia, mr. Shaws not giving away art. Just write mike shaw. Now, isnt that nice. Okay, and there you go. Thats for you. Come along, come along. Please, just say a few words about the dry wit of the sandwich maker. Who wants another tour . Oh, i do. Get out. Oh, what a good idea. doorbell ringing ill catch up with you. Dont let them in the panic room. Oh, hello. Id almost given up on you. Oh, its lovely. Thanks. And if you dont mind, i find its best to get paid while theres still evidence. Yes, of course, of course. Ill tell you what, if youll just wheel it over there by the dining rotunda ill be right with you. The coast is clear. Come on, lets get a bottle of champagne and go back up. Hey, youre mike shaw. I studied you in art school. Youre a major influence. Thats very flattering. Now, shall we get back upstairs for round three . Uh, shes talking about the fight. Of course, the nights still young. And hehe. And that. D here you go. And. Thank you. No, no, thank you. I just met one of my heroes mike shaw. Oh, yes, in the hall . No, right here. Dont tell me i forgot the list. Niles mr. Shaw. Oh, for gods sake. Dad, youre not supposed to be here. Niles, youre not supposed to be here. And whats in here . Oh, mr. Shaw, you came back. I, uh. Felt better. Then you must talk to us about your work. Were collectors, you know. Oh, but this is a party. I, uh. I. Art all the time. Man come on. Lets get you another drink. Fun party. Its nice to see you step out of frasiers shadow. I think he might have been holding you back. Okay, i have to get out there before dad says something stupid. Lets get these hens browning so we can eat as soon as possible. Mm. Thats frasiers signature sauce. Except its so much better. Im holding him back. Your sauce is better than mine. Honestly, i dont even know why i try. What impresses me the most is the way you reinvent identity while recording anonymity. Well, that took years to get down. Sure, sure. Come on, tell us, what do you think of warhol . Crap. Kienholz . Crap. It is so refreshing to have someone speak so candidly. And you have to believe me cause im a fancyass artist. laughing man oh, hey, i know why dont you take us through the house and tell us what you think of niless art. Oh, yes, please. Oh, sure. Ive been waiting to do that for a long time. You cant brown the hens yet. And my sauce will separate. Is that what you want . I. Is that what you want . niles daphne. Damn it. Youre not supposed to be in here im sorry. Dads run amok. Why arent the hens browning . Because theyre not ready yet. But they look ready. Yes, well, theyre not. Then well just serve them as is. You cant, theyre not browned. Were going to. Ill get a platter. Dont open that door. Stop that. I already saw him. What are you doing here . I am saving your party, thats what im doing. Niles. You dont have to explain. Frasiers presence here is clearly why this partys gone awry. Oh, really . Well, if thats what you think, then i will gladly take my signature sauce and go. Your signature sauce . And that reminds me, you wont be needing to use my poultry shears. No, no, no, you cant. Its already here. This is mine. No, itits on my property. Oh, stop it stop it, both of you all gasping what have you done . im not sorry. Youve been asking for this for years. No, its not what you think. See, yummy. groaning no, no, its sauce. We just had a Little Kitchen mishap. Well just get this cleaned up. Wipe yourself off with this. Thanks, dad. That is no mike shaw. What happened to my painting . Did you know about this, mike . I may have. Oh, give it up, martin. This isnt mike shaw. Its niless father. What are you trying to pull, crane . This is uncomfortable. We should go. Daphne no, no, no, please, listen to me. Listen. Yes, theres been some deception and things got out of hand, but no real harm has been done. Ive made some mistakes. People make mistakes. But thats no reason to abandon them. This night can still be a success. And when i tell you about what happened, well all have a good laugh about it. So, please, everybody stay . all agreeing oh, thank you. Well done, daphne. loud creaking creaking continues hello. All right, get your coats. Daphne. Here in vineland, home of progresso, we love all kinds of chicken soups. But just one kind of chicken. White breast meat chicken every time. So if youre not going to make your own chicken soup tonight, do what we do. Make it progresso. Nivea inshower body lotion. First i wash. Then i apply it to my wet skin. I quickly rinse off. And im ready to go. Nivea inshower body lotion in the body lotion aisle. Here we go. Ah man, who invited these guys . 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