You can join us for a little spankathon at the end of the show. What have you been up to besides hanging out with me over the weekend . I got into a fight with my wife yesterday. Which i really never do. Shes a very sweet woman and all of that. We packed the car. You were in connecticut. We packed the car, and she came down with a computer. Do you have a computer . We have them at the house. I never use them. Anyway, shes got hers, and its the last thing she put into the trunk of the car. We took off. And all of a sudden, she said, did i put that in the car . She went back and looked in the car. The computers gone. So we have to go up and down the street. I thought i saw her put it in there. Up and down the street. No computer. She gets nuts. I said what are y y worried about . I dont haha a computer. I get along jususfine. Theres information on n r computer. Anyway, we go up and down the street, we cant find it. Shes getting a little nervous,s, very upset. And suddenen,e see something. Glimmering . On the side of the highway. On the highway . The little road that takes up there, and there was the damn computer there it was. Now can we get on with our lives . It was a quiet trip on t way in, it takes an hour, right . A couple of days. Thats the longest you guys have gone without talking after a fight. We dont. Really. I remember a time, back in 42. Back in 42. You know, its hard to talk to you with the christie in the kitchen. She shows a lot of leg and shes massaging what is she doing . What do you think joy would say if you brought christie home for a little visit . I think, she probably shouldnt be there. Im going to give you their addresses and you can show up. Christies got a new book and very funny on donny deutschs new show. We found an old book of yours, and youve done everything in this business but porn. Do you remember this . I think youre in good friends, for the time being anyway. Thank u, cindy. Bye, cindy. Ooh, ive got a fresh batch of cookies cominggut of kitchen right now. Thats what i love about my wifefe no subtley at all. What kind of animals do you like . Rabbits, the kind that come out of a hat. Hey, regis was pretty good. What am i doing here . I should be in hollywood. Regis doesnt even remember what show that wa who was at that . Fantasy island, right . Yeah, made that show what it is. Off the air 1979. Yeah. All righty. What have you not done in this business, reg, that you would still like to . Gee, i dont know. What havent i done . Youve never been a latenight host, although youve been on a late night. I havent heard confessions. Okay. Well see what we can do. Id love to hear some confessions. You now that al roker is going to 50 different states . In illinois he kicked off on friday, and hes already gone to, i think, 22 now . Hes live on the Mississippi River this morning, docking in drove to ft. Defiance, illinois. Took a ride on the oscar meyer wiener. Hes supporting feeding america which is an Amazing Organization devoted to feeding people all around the country. He doesnt have time to shave even you are not supposed to shave if november. You didnt get the message, did you . No, why . We do pink in october for Breast Cancer awareness, its mens Health Awareness in november, prostate cancer. How is your prostate by the y . Not so od. I ow. Its going down. You still havee one, though, right . Ive got one, a a right okay. Hen thanksgiving comes around, do you and joy rush out of the house after that turkey and go shopping on black friday . No how do you feel about the Stores Opening and oh, thats too much, really. Too many people going at once. I dont want to be a part of that. I want to be with, whats her name . Christie, yeah. Shell come and clean your kitchen. I hope so. Its the least she could do for regis. So, if you want to shop, toysrus are going to open at 5 00 on thanksgiving. Macys and target open at 6 00 on thanksgiving day. You should be home with your children are you going to be home with your children . No. Reeg, we have to get to their. Because the rage in this world is man buns. Youve seen it like on Jared Leto Leto . So brad pitt. Na little bun back behind the head . Yeah. Good news, reeg, you dont have to grow one out. You can buy one. This is a man bun. Do you want it high on your head . This is more more your color . Or do you want it at the nape of your neck . I want it at the nape of my neck. Okay. Heres your man bun. Hows that . [ lauguger ] hows my bun . You like my bun, babab its turning chrisise on, can see. She cant take her eyes off me. Yeahah yeah. All right. Im your bubu i i dont have a n. Lets talk about toilet seats, since im with a real man. Who wants to talk about toilet seats . [ flushing noise ] that wasnt christie, was it . No. A man posted to the New York Times askg about etiquette. The office he works in is about 80 le, he decided to leave the seat up. T a note has appeared in the bathroom asking the men to lower the seat after every use. Should the men cater to the women eveninge even women . I think they should. Let it down for the poor lady. Suppose she makes a mistake . Whats that supposed to mean . Well, theres no seat there. Understand . All right. I think thats the way it goes, isnt it . I cannot look at you with a man bun. Take it off i didnt want it on in the first place are you always polite and put the seat up or down . I usually do, because i i havent been to a place dont they have a mans bathroom and a womens bathroom . Not in a lot of places, uni sex, baby. Always put the seat down. All right. To give it away, and our winners are going to clean up. Thats a hint, people. Plus, the bombshell only gets better with age. Enough about you. We want toear aboutut Christie Brinkley. Youre going to. And shes going to share h h beauty tips a aer this. Oh, you should see her. Oh, shes somethinining. Hey, three putt. 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Look at this. 61yearold super model Christie Brinkley is living proof that age is just a number. Shes compiled her best beauty beauty advice. Hello, christie. Hey youve been a busy girl. Yes. Its gorgeous. Oh, good. And its chockfull of a lot of great stuff. You say you can even do some beauty work while youre actually sleeping . Oh, absolutely. I have a cream that works with your face while youre sleeping, but also your pillowcase matters, because you dont want it to wrinkle underneath you and create creases, because at creases they do not go away as quickly as they used to. Im an excellent dermatologist, but anyway. What do we do with that . After you wake up, this is the first thing i do every day is have warm water with lemon in it. And some days i add a little manuka honey. Whats manuka honey . Its so good. A b badway thing. No coffee . T tn i have my coffee. E. What dodo theiris do for you . Watch out for the khaiai incayenne its burning my tongue. That will rev up your metabolism. I look at her, and i feel revved. Reeg. Hes still got a little life in him. Now youre not eating sugar anymore. And i talk about daily exfoliation. If you dont have my cream, youre in the kitchen, you add a little coconut oil, the sugar youre not eating anymore, mix it up and its a great exfoliator. Daily exfoliation is key. Ive been doing it for 40 years. Every day . Every day. Do you ever fall asleep so exhausted that you dont take your makeup off . Never, never. You would be missing a really important time for your skin to revitalize itself. You can get a real beauty sleep with my cream, of course. You want to name the cream . And its wonderful. I mean, really, truly, it took me four years to develop, i wouldnt put my name on just any old thing. Uhhuh. S s were goingng to do, what . Youve got your r lpalette. What shes doing here, in the cornererf the eye, theres usually a little dark circle right there. So by putting a lighter color in the dark circle, really reaching in there, and then i like to put a little bit right under the eye and a little bit over the lid. It really brightens up your eyes. [ laughter ] a lot of women come out looking a little purply. The key is blending, isnt it. A slightly darker color, for me, i use like a yellowy kind of one, like one of these in the inner corner, and then ill take my finger and take one that matches my skin tone more like one of the golden and pat it with my finger, and it kind of melts it together and. Okeydoke. We only have a little longer. You are great. Without you, were dead. Salt cravings and sugar cravings, so this, this is your fennel. This is what . Fennel. Either raw or on a cookie sheet and a little himalayan salt on it. Who has himalayan salt . Its so good. You have to have it. You always keep frozen bananas in your fridge. Who needs ice cream this is so good. And you can mix all kinds o o ings in it to changng it. Its dried cherries. Bananas whihied up. Its so delicious. He wants to leave, and i dont blame him. Were going to show the new clip from donny. Were out of time. But tune in theyre showing it. Okay. Good. Thats donnys closet which puts everybodys to shame. Youre very funny in the segment, and we wish you all the best. Are you ready for some laughs . Ive been ready since i got here. The funny rainn wilson sits down with us. There he is. Taking the calories out of barnes noble. Noble. Weve been changing things up with ky love. Oh yeah. Its a pleasure gel that magnifies both our sensations. It gives us chills in places weve never gotten chills before. Yeah, it makes us feel like. For years, rainn wilson has had audiences laughing outloud as the obnoxious assistant to the manager on the office. Now rainn has put some of that to good use writing in a funny new auto biography. Have you r rd it, reeg . I havent had a chance. Come on, regis, man. N. Would you like he to read it to you . Sit on my lap, and ill read it. Why i was such a dorky little kid, and my band teacher, i wanted to play the saxophone, and hes like, oh, no, no, we have too many saxophone players, you should play the most amazing instrument in the whole world, the basoon. Its a necessary one, but it doesnt get the chicks. Its not a chick magnet. Absolutely not. You write about how you were the ugliest baby. You werent. No babys ugly. And you were in an oil painting. I had a joint head. You did . My first chapter is what should we name baby fat head. Look at me. I was one of those babies that people go, oh, oh, what a cute little baby that came from another planet. But your parents didnt treat you that way, did they . You grew up in a very loving home . Yes. And when you told them you were going to play the basoon, what happened . They were so supportive. My dad loves classical mumuc. My dad was so supportive of me being in the arts. He loved me acting and writing and playing the basoon. He wrote all these crazy Science Fiction novelsls andery early on you got the acting bug, started doing school plays and things. I was all these other kinds of nerds, on the chess team. The debate club . Debate club. Pottery club. No not pottery ttery. Oh, wow. We would get together, and w would pot. [ laughter ] you talk about that in the book, too. Yeah. Then when i became a drama geek. Those are like the kings of the nerds, because theres cute girls like you in the drama club. I havent been referred to as a girl for a long time. Thank you so much, rainn. And you met your beautiful wife, holiday. Holiday, right. Thats her real name, thats not from when she was in the Escort Service thing. Oh, hey thats not in the book. Thats her real name, she was like two weeks late, so when her mom gave birth, it was a holiday. There you have it. Its a sweet book. Talks about how you got back to your faith and how you do great work with your wife down in haiti. Its really worth a great read. It will make you laugh and make you think, which is not that often does that happen. Its fufuy. But ititlso gets a little bit deep. Andnd its in storere right now. All your burning loveeuestions our hunky man panel comes back. Ac its booze day tuesday, spanky day. Hoda is off today, so my good friend Regis Philbin is here to help me out. But for now weve added him to our guys panel. Theyre here to tell us what guys are really thinking. Theyre thinking about one thing, right, reeg . These guys are here to tell all. First up is our friend, the very happily married regis. Next is from married with children. And oliverss bright side. You dont w wt that penny. And actor chuck knight whoho marrrrd with three children. And last butot least,t, the single comedian, jared freed. Were going to go across the street for all these questions, okay . You got people over there . Ly, my name is mary from green bay, wisconsin, h do you get flowers from a guy without asking . Go to a flower store. You have to get really, really sick. Go to a flower store and go like this and hell get the point right away. With him. Bring him in there. I think theyre right. What do you think . Why do you want to be with a guy who doesnt want to give you flowers. Your choice is in men. Whoa sorry. Hey, congratulations. How do you take that response . I guess i need to talk to my man. Put on some of that Christie Brinkley cream. Thats the way to go. Look at her. Would you pass the mike toc to the next person . What is something spontaneous that i can do for my husband that h h would reallll enjoy. You have to be spontaneous . Yeah. What wouldoy have to do to get your attention . Well, shedave to be nice to me. [ laughter ] that was fun. What else am i going to pay . Keep going. Chk . Is it the running naked thing . I would say the surprise sex is always good. But bringing home extra money would really make us very happy. And that would be very spontaneous, you know . No, put on those tightfitting yoga pants. You have to say sex without doing sex. Tight yoga pants. Ive never had a guy come up to me in the bar and say check out that gal in the light yoga pants. I got to wrestle with the old bull today. What does she have to do to get his attention . All these things are pretty accurate so far. Right now, i just like quiet. I like quiet time. Youre already an old fart. Im suchn old fart. I like your mother. Ii l le the way she raisedyou. Were back with anonoer question, please. Hi, im christine from green bay, wisconsin. How do you get the remote back from your husband . The remote . Why are you looking at me anybody . You got to do like they did with yogi bear, put out the pie in the kitchen, a pizza, hell walk away, then you take the remote and hide it. You got to trick him and say you will never know whats on. If its a sports event, forget it. Get the second remote and take the batteries out of his remote. And as he does the television, you actually change it to what you want, and hell be completely confused. And you just tell him god wants us to watch this show. There you go. Thank you, everybody over there for the nice questions. Thank you guys. Its time to go, reeg were a talking about relationships to singing about them. Seal performs his latest song, live. Right after this. Thereesomething out there. Its a highly contagious disease. It can be especially serious even fatal to infants. Unfortunately, many people who spread i i may not know they have it. Its called whooping cough. And the cdc recommends everyone, including those around babies, make sure their whooping cough vaccination is up to date. Understand the danr your new grandchild faces. Talk to your doctor or pharmacist about you and your family getting a whooping cough vaccination today. Jillnd kate use the same dishwasher. Same detergent. But only jill ends up with wet, spotty glasses. 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Are we going insane do we need to explain i feel like we goin am i doin is right because when you show me that candlelight i know where were goin comin in let me know if you like it show me where i can show me excitin somehow i dont think i even care every time im with you i feel wanted carere yeah, yeah, yeah we dont need to go there when that part makes me crazy comin in let me know if you like it show me you like it show me exactly care every time im with you i feel wanand we can makebelieve e ife yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, show me you like it hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, o, oh, show me you like it hey, i could lose it all it wont mean nothing even care every time im with you i feel, i feel wanted we can makebelieve as if we care comin on show me you like it hey, show me you like it oh, yeah that was terrific. We dont like it we love it thank you. And youre going out on tour in early 2016. Boy, i love the way you sing. Thank you so much. Pumpkin spice and everything nice. What are we talking about here . Were talking about joy bauer, reeg. Junk food into holiday joy food. You get used to the funk in your mancave. You think it smells fine, but your wife smells this. Sfx ding music starts luckily for all your hardtowash fabrics theres febreze fabric refresher it doesnt just mask, it eliminates odors. Youve gone noseblind to woman inhales use febreze fabric refresher till its fresh and try pluggable febreze. To continuously eliminate odors for up to 45 days of freshness pluggable febreze and fabric refresher two more ways [inhale exhale mnemonic] to breathe happy. Americans. 83 try. To eat healaly. Yet up to 9090fall short in gegeing. Key nutrients f fm food alone. Letet do more. Add one a day mens. Complete with key nutrients we may need. Plus it helps support healthy Blood Pressure with vitamin d and magnesium. One a day mens. Enough pressure in here for ya . Im gonna take mucinex sinusmax. Too late, were about to take off. These dissolve fast. Theyre new liquid gels. And youre coming with me. You realize i have gold status . Mucinex sinusmax liquid gels. Dissolves fast to unleash max strength medicine. With thanksgiving a little over two weeks away, can you believe that the Holiday Season has kicked off . And so has the season for gaining weight, not that i would know. Joy bauer comes up with healthy alternatives to favorite foods. And this one loves starchy stuffing. We all love it. So the regular, commercial box version, a laugh a cup will run you about 150 calories, but we know most of the people makeover the top fattening versions. These are all the ingredients in a slimming version that im going to make thats starch free. Starch free completely . And when you taste it, youre going to feel like youre eating a lot of bread and starch. The first thing we need to do is prep the vegetables. Take a head of cauliflower and grate it. That seems to be your secret weapon in a l l of things. It soaks up the feeling and gigis it a starchy feel. E other thing is these baby bella mushrooms. Are these the button ones . Any mushrooms will work. I use the baby bella for a little more flavor. Poultry sausage, a tablespoon of sage and fresh thyme. How much try again. By using that, did you say chicken . This is a lean chicken and regis has got me crazy. Wheres the carrots . I like to add the sausage. Its turkey sausage. Chicken chicken it is cooked. We havav sauteing, onion, celery and b bl pepper, add in the mushrooms and cauliflower. Theree go. Oh, my lord then im going to put all of this yumminess, keep stirring around. I cant see carrots. No carrots we hold up the carrots. Youre going to rate it with carrots. If you liky, you raise a carroty, all right. Next were going to add a little whipped butter. Absolutely. Add this egg in. Stir it around. Let it go around. Mix the entire thing. Got to be mixed. Into the casserole dish, and this is what youre going to get. Remember, youre going to taste this, regis. Youre going to taste this. And how many calories will this be . Only 70 calories. Go ahead and taste. Can i ask you what this is doing here . After youre going to taste that youre going to give me a carrot up or carrot down. I want you to be totally honest. You like it . Its a carrot up. No, this is good. Be sure to keep those challenges coming. Klg and hoda. Com. All of these are on the website. We turn your food into healthier versions. Do you like to get free stuff . Who doesnt . I hear were about to give it away on nbc. Bc. Before we say goodbye on this booze day tuesday, were going to make five very lucky viewers happy. Its time to give it away. A clarisonic prize package worth 454. Youre going to get a smart profile that can gently cleanse your skin six times better than your hands alone. Sonic cleansing. Plus a firstever device for men and its about time lets find d t who thehe winners are. E. Ill read one. 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