And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 575, new mexico steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talkin about. Hey hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight here. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. Youre here. Lets kick off the week. Heres what people are talking about. Big news over the weekend. On friday, donald trump agreed to settle his Trump University lawsuits for 25 million. Then on saturday, he called the u. S. Treasury department and said, id like to make a a withdrawal. [ laughter ] is that how this works . [ applause ] get this. Donald trump claimed that he decided to settle the Trump University lawsuit so he could focus on running the country. Hamilton. [ laughter and applause ] get that out of the way first. Did you hear about this . Vice president elect mike pence went to see hamilton over the weekend and he was booed by people in the audience when he entered the theater. If the crowd wasnt mad enough already, pence waited until a a quiet scene to open up a bag of skittles. And you go, come on, what is this guy doing . Come on after mike pence was booed at hamilton, donald trump tweeted that he heard that the show was, quote, highly overrated. [ laughter ] as it turns out, trump has actually tweeted a lot about other broadway shows as well. For instance, he tweeted, just saw rent, such a sad story. I teared up when the landlord didnt evict those kids. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] wow. Jimmy another time, trump tweeted, cant believe i just wasted two hours watching i thought it was about me. [ laughter and applause ] no, hairspray. Steve yeah, its a a different thing. Jimmy trump also tweeted, just attended the lion king. total ripoff of the movie. Wtf, unoriginal. [ applause ] finally, he tweeted, wish id sat in the front row when i saw cats because all i wanted to do was grab one of them. I can do it because im a a star. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy see what im saying . Steve that doesnt make any sense. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy at least hes out there supporting the arts. Jimmy hes out there supporting the arts. Steve you know what . He paid for his tickets. God bless him. Jimmy meanwhile, former Texas Governor rick perry was set to meet with donald trump today and is rumored to be under consideration for secretary of defense. On one hand, rick perry is a a veteran of the United States air force and the former governor of the 12th largest economy in the world. But on the other hand . . [ laughter and applause ] getting along surprisingly well with some establishment republicans. In fact, House Speaker john boehner says he and donald trump are texting buddies. Im sorry, tanning buddies. [ laughter and applause ] im not wearing my glasses. On wednesday, at the white house, president obama will pardon his final thanksgiving turkey. I got to say, after all these years, im not sure he enjoys it as much as he used to. Check this out. Today, i have the awesome responsibility of granting a we cant wait to pardon these turkeys. And with that, i think we are going to bestow the official pardon. The most powerful position in the world brings with it many awesome and solemn responsibilities. This is not one of them. It is it is a little, uh puzzling that i do this every year. [ laughter ] oh, boy. Jimmy oh, boy. [ applause ] oh, boy, here we go. He may not be into it, but you know the turkey will go back to the farm and say, hey, guys, youll never guess who i just met. Wait, where is everybody . [ laughter ] guys guys, i just met president obama. [ applause ] some more thanksgiving news, i read that 15 million americans will eat at a restaurant on thanksgiving this year. Because when your family starts arguing about politics on thanksgiving, the first thing you think is, we should be doing this in public. And get this. The tsa just released a list of thanksgiving leftovers that you can carry on and others that you have to check. [ laughter ] yeah. Saying that youre allowed to bring turkey on the plane but not gravy. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah. Which would explain things when youre at the Airport Security and you see a bunch of people chugging their gravy next to a a trash can. [ laughter and applause ] rules are rules, you know, you got to do it. Hurry up. Theyre taking off, dude and finally, i read about a a woman from california who is driving by herself across the country to visit every single costco in the u. S. So far, shes traveled 2,000 miles and that was just walking through one costco. There you go. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ jimmy howling ] jimmy sorry, i had to howl it out, man. Its monday. Steve gotta howl it out like the wolfman. Jimmy howl at the moon, guys steve come on jimmy were so happy to be back. [ cheers and applause ] its monday. Were happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, the lovely Sarah Jessica parker will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] last week, i talked about my top four characters on gilmore girls. Not counting [ cheers ] not counting rory and lorelai. Jimmy you cant count those. Theyre already steve they are the gilmore girls. Jimmy theyre shoehorned in yeah, theyre the gilmore girls. Yeah. So its like saying seinfeld is your steve right, right, right. Jimmy so i said my top four, and then my invisible five. Steve yeah. Jimmy which switched. Steve invisible fifth can go anywhere, yeah. Jimmy but anyway, tomorrow, my top three, luke, kirk, and steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy scott patterson, sean gunn, and liza weil will be here tomorrow. I cannot wait steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my top three steve thats pretty good. Jimmy the best. Then, later this week, leslie mann will be here, kevin james, the weeknd. [ cheers and applause ] thats the jam, the weeknd. Steve wow. Jimmy but first, we have a a giant show tonight. He is currently starring as john keating in the offbroadway play dead Poets Society, our pal, Jason Sudeikis is here this evening. Dead Poets Society. Jason jason and i are going to play a brandnew game called tandem sculptionary. Steve ooh. How exciting. Jimmy its just ridiculous. Its fun. [ light laughter ] plus, shes a very talented, from nbcs upcoming musical event hairspray live , Kristin Chenoweth is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] she can sing. Shes great. And speaking of great music, fun. Guys, i dont know about you, but mondays can be pretty rough, you know . Steve yeah. Jimmy the weekend is over, and sometimes you just need a a little boost to get you through the day. Well, i found just the thing. I bought all of these new motivational posters for the office. Steve oh. Jimmy you know those ones . They have like big inspiring phrase and then some smaller text underneath. Steve yeah. Jimmy like for example, this one i picked up. Yeah, team work. Thats a good one, right . A few new ones right now. Its time for tonight show motivational monday. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . Mo ti vational monday . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this first poster says, aspire. Thats a great message. Then down below, it says, to never be one of those people who calls dinner dindin. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy get a little dindin later. Steve you bought this at a a store . Jimmy yeah, i bought this. I paid for it. Steve what store . Jimmy whats that . Steve what store did you jimmy i got them from all over. With the internet, you can buy them from different locations. [ laughter ] steve thats fantastic. Jimmy but let me give you another one i got. Steve okay, good. Because i need to be inspired. Jimmy this next poster says, perseverance. Thats a good reminder, to never give up. Underneath that it says, yes, netflix, i am still watching. [ laughter and applause ] steve cause youre not a a quitter. Jimmy stop asking me stop asking me. Yeah, i am. I got nothing else going on. Big deal heres another one. It says, if at first, you dont succeed, and down below it says, hopefully you werent skydiving. Because you know, then its [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve bad time. Jimmy bad for the second yeah. Next we have, marching to the beat of a different drummer. Underneath that it says, is a a great way to screw up the thanksgiving day parade. [ laughter and applause ] steve that is true. Jimmy that is true. Steve that is true. Jimmy you got to work got to work with people. Steve teamwork. Teamwork. Jimmy heres another one. It says, aim high. And then down below, it says, unless youre at the urinal. Then you just go aim low. [ light laughter ] this next motivational poster says, trust. Then underneath that it says, eyes, now let yourself fall backwards. Once you regain consciousness, try it again with your friends and coworkers there to catch you. [ cheers and applause ] because they have to be behind you. Steve yeah, dont do it alone. Jimmy theyre all helpful posters. Finally, this last poster says, believe. Thats a positive message. Then underneath that, it says, even though denise says its over, i bet three or four more drunk texts at 3 00 a. M. Will do the trick. Thats all we have for motivational monday. Well be right back with more of the tonight show. [sexy music] come on why doesnt verizon offer unlimited data like tmobile. 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And you know what that means, its time to start cozying up to some books. But i dont want you guys out there reading any stinkers, so to help you out im about to show you some books that you should avoid at all costs. Thats right, its time for my latest installment of my do not read list. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] . . These books . . . Jimmy before we start, i want yall to know that every book that im about to show you is 100 real. These are actual books. You can find them on amazon or check them out at your local library. They are real. All right. Lets see what is on my do not read list. This first one is a d. I. Y. Book. Steve oh, great. Jimmy do it yourself. Steve love it. Jimmy yeah. This ones called upside down vests to make and paint vests made from recycled denim jeans. [ laughter ] its ar thats a pair of jeans . Jimmy finally, someone wrote a book about something that literally no one asked for. [ laughter ] not bad. [ laughter ] pretty good. You cant even notice. Steve thats fantastic. There you go. Now i recognize it. Its a pair of jeans. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Its an easy trick. Steve easy trick. Jimmy yeah, you go to school, no one will be like steve no kids gonna make next up, we have a selfhelp book. This is called selfesteem for dummies. Steve okay. That [ audience aws ] jimmy down here, it says, learn to identify triggers to low selfesteem. Heres a trigger calling yourself a dummy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve dont buy that book. Oh, man. Jimmy you got an aisle of books for losers . Steve yes. [ laughter ] jimmy dont call yourself a a loser. Next up is a parenting book. You know, i take this very seriously. Steve you do. U children. Its a parenting book thats called parents, please dont sit on your kids. [ laughter ] i mean, i dont know. How else are you supposed to discipline them, you know . [ light laughter ] cant talk to them, cant reason with them, cant bargain. Timeouts dont work. That only leaves one thing, sit on them. [ light laughter ] now they want to take that away from us. Steve you know what, yeah. Jimmy look how sweet these kids look. Steve aww. [ audience aws ] just want to sit on them. [ laughter ] . . . . Steve i must be sat on. The only way you can control me is by sitting upon me. [ applause ] jimmy heres another one. Steve whats the next one . Jimmy the next book is an advice book. Steve an advice book. Jimmy yeah advice book. Its called, so you want to be a dancer by matthew shaffer. Theres matthew. Interesting dance move. Wouldnt say thats a dance move. I dont know that one. Lets check out the back. Maybe theres some other dance moves that i dont know. I dont know any of these [ laughter ] i dont know any of these dance moves. Steve is that first one the running man . Jimmy no, i dont know whats going on. They dont look like but maybe this you know, its a a part one. Steve oh, thats [ light laughter ] jimmy this isnt just about just wanting to be a dancer. Steve yeah, yeah, yeah. The other book hopefully will explain how to be a dancer. Jimmy yeah, this is like, desire to be a dancer. Jimmy yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy so, yeah. An advice book setting up for the part two. [ laughter ] next up is a childrens book. Steve love them. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] well, this ones i dont know if you read this as a a child. This ones called horny. [ laughter ] steve oh. Jimmy and its a used copy. [ laughter ] steve oh, god. Heyoh . . There we go. Jimmy its a used co its actually, someone wrote on the inside in pen. Steve oh. Jimmy to christy and david, a souvenir of your winter vacation from grandma. [ laughter ] [ applause ] horny. There it is. [ applause ] isnt that sweet . Steve dont sit on the kids. Jimmy isnt that sweet . Next up is one of those word circle books and i swear i didnt make this one up here. This is real. Jimmy fallon facts a word search puzzle book, 104 pages of big puzzles and facts. Someone actually made this. And im im looking at it. [ talking over each other ] career at saturday night live, weekend update with tina fey. Made cameos. Steve wow. [ light laughter ] you seem really over the moon jimmy the leather mans in here. Steve what up . What is . Jimmy the leather man. [ light laughter ] i had an album out called blow your pants off. Thats true. I did, i did. It was grammyaward winning album. Here it is here. We have the only copy. [ cheers and applause ] but they dont do this for everod its like an honor to be involved. This is volume 14. Theres other ones. Dog facts, cat facts, orgasm facts. So, this is really a . . Its exciting to be in that ah, were down to our last one here, you guys. Steve what . Jimmy yeah, sorry. It is another childrens book. This ones called clay modeling with pooh. Steve oh, hey [ laughter and applause ] jimmy there you go everybody. Id rather have my parents sit on me. Thats all the time i have for my edition of my do not read list. [ cheers and applause ] if you have a book that you see it. Send your title to our blog at donotread tonightshow. Com. Well be right back with Jason Sudeikis, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] . . The first place to stop and the best place to shop is kohls black friday. Shop online all week. Get 24. 99 toys 29. 99 diamond and crystal earrings. And stores open thursday at 6pm. With this ring. You brighten my world. With this ring, i will love you. Forever. Only kay jewelers has both the visibly brighter leo diamond. And our very own now forever collection. Kay the number one Jewelry Store for. Yes . Every kiss begins with kay. . Hey come quick. My new beer, stella artois, is finished. The people will love it. Originally brewed for the holidays. Ideas are scary. They come into this world ugly and messy. They are the natural born enemy of the way things are. Yes, ideas are scary, and messy proper care, . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know our first guest from his ten years on saturday night live. He has a new tv show called son of zorn airing sunday nights on fox. And now, through december 18th, you can catch him in the off broadway production of dead Poets Society at the classic Stage Company here in new york city. Please give it up for Jason Sudeikis. [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy that was smooth. Smooth as silk. Jason sudeikis, welcome back. Woo. Jimmy to the show. Youre a good man. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Thank you gentlemen, that was a a lovely, a lovely rendition. Jimmy yeah. I got to say, thank you for being here, but i got to say congratulations on two giant things. You had a little baby girl. We have a little baby girl. [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy i love the name, daisy. Daisy, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy so cute, daisy, come on. Its, your whole worlds going to change. I know. Its something else, yeah i mean, its very especially if something bad were to happen. Jimmy no, no, no. Thats not what we thats when it really you know. Jimmy thats not why. I mean, when she becomes a a teenager. Jimmy yeah, of course. Yeah. No, no, no. Thats bad enough. Thats going to be scary. Jimmy you have otis. Otis. Yeah, little twoandahalfyearold otis. Jimmy who is just a genius baby. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy he is. Hes a musical genius. Whether he wants to be or not. Where does daisy come from, the name . Daisy. We have an awesome cousin, livs cousin by birth, mine by association, named daisy. And its a great name and i got a weird last name, you know, sudeikis. Its got a lot of syllables, you know, a lot of funky things going on there so when she suggested daisy, i was like Daisy Sudeikis and i was like, thats great. And then we then her middle name is josephine. My fathers middle name is joseph. And i also have a greatgrandfather named joseph. And liv had a greatgrandmother named josephine so we we made it josephine. So now she has the same initials. Im daniel Jason Sudeikis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But i but but my mom jimmy i didnt know that. I know. Not a lot of people do. I mean its out there. You know, its out there. Jimmy now it is. Its on jimmy big news. Its on facebook, which means its real. Jimmy its real. Oh, yeah, no. Is that right . Are you sure . I dont know if you read the news. Jimmy no, i didnt know that. If its on there . You know the original name for the roots . The rootsy tootsy fresh and fruitsys. Jimmy no, thats not true at all. I read that on facebook. Jimmy you read that on facebook . Thats not true. So now shes Daisy Josephine she has the same initials as me and her grandfather, djs. Jimmy thats fantastic, thats great. No. No she doesnt. Jimmy but i like its a a cartoon but its also live action as well. Its mostly live action, just me as a cartoon. Jimmy i love it, though. Its something totally different and i understand they like it. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy is it fun to do that . It i mean, yes, yes because i love the final product. But i dont get to hang out with, like jimmy anyone. Tim meadows or cheryl hines or johnny. I do it in a booth all by myself here in new york and they get to, you know. Jimmy hang out with each other and have fun. Yeah, yeah, you know. Put makeup on, you know, al jimmy all the fun things, yeah. Well, you get to do that a a little bit with this. You got this guy right here. Congrat this is the real deal. [ cheers and applause ] its a play bill. Thats a play bill. I know. Its pretty amazing. Jimmy that would mean a lot to me if i was ever attached to a play. When they, they brought them in, you know, the week before we opened, and myself and then six or seven young folks and then six fellows that are in the play as well as the young lady in the play, we sort of held them like, oh wow. Your song first play on the radio or anything like. Its like wow, this is a legit thing. Its like the jerk. I exist. Im real. Jimmy oh, yeah. Its amazing. You should frame this. But this is obviously based on, i didnt know there was a play based on the film. But i guess they no, this is the first rendition of it. But tom schulman, the gentleman that wrote the original screen play that wrote the oscar, that was an original story, then he adapted it. And john doyle, who did the color purple on broadway now, hes won several tony awards, he directed it down at classic stage. Jimmy are you having trouble, i wouldnt know if i could remember the lines. Thats what i was the most freaked out. As a matter of fact, i, i during the opening was just last thursday and our, you know, your current boss, my old boss, Lorne Michaels sent beautiful flowers. Which, im sure he was the one that made the phone call and ordered the flowers, you know. He does the work. He does the work. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] and its the thought that counts, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Im sure he knows its the thought that counts. Jimmy im sure he knows that youre doing this. No, no, i want 24 white roses. Days. No, but with a great card saying, you know, good luck. If you run into trouble, ill send wally. Wally is our head cue card guy at saturday night live. So, you gentlemen know him. Jimmy we know wally. You know wally well. But its all right. Because you have to, i had to memorize iconic speeches that Robin Williams gave, of course, in the movie. But then also the iconic speeches that walt whitman and Henry David Thoreau so it i havent messed up yet. I messed up at our last tech rehearsal. We had about 20 people sitting in the audience, all the people that work at classic stage or whatnot and im getting ready to give the, you know, say the poem, you know, two roads diverged in a wood. Now, do you know who wrote that . Robert frost. Jimmy yeah. Now, i know that as a human being. Like if that was if we were like at pub trivia, id be like, oh, i got this one. Thats robert frost. Im sitting there on stage with all these guys with like 20 people in the audience and i it was. Jimmy who wrote that. Yeah. And then like dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein. Jimmy Shel Silverstein didnt do it either. Neither of those guys did it. And the young man zaine, who plays the role of todd is sitting about as close as i am now and he was sitting there going like this, robert. Just trying to say it under his breath. Robert. And i just had to go, who said it . And then this young fellow, cody, just goes robert frost . And i go, yeah. Robert frost. Jimmy the kids are learning. Taught it, thats how good of a a teacher john keating is. So yeah, i havent messed it up yet, though. Jimmy and how cool to be in new york city and you run into on the street josh charles. Yeah. Yes, who played knox overstreet. Jimmy knox overstreet. No it was amazing. It was just one of those little moments of magic that as youre, as im going to do the play, im just like, hey, im going to he goes, oh right. Youre playing keating and he was so sweet. He was like, is my guy in the play and i was, like, yeah, man, knox is in there. Jimmy of knox we got knox overstreet. Happy for you. Thanks, man. Jimmy and best to the wife and baby. Hug everybody. I want to play a new game with you on the show tonight. I love it. Jimmy youre down for new stuff. Youre always throwing new stuff at me. I love jimmy its called tandem sculptionary. No. [ laughter ] jimmy jason and i are going to play tandem sculptionary when we get back. Come on back, everybody. Youre going to play though, dude. [ cheers and applause ] . . Walked around the shelter, no intention of adopting. Emaciated. He was skin and bones. Usually what you see in neglected dogs. It was one of those complete, meanttobe moments. 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Joining jasons team, she stars in hairspray live, which airs december 7th on nbc, please welcome Kristin Chenoweth . . [ cheers and applause ] jason hello, teammate. Jimmy joining my team, his band, dnce, has a new selftitled album available now. Give it up for joe jonas [ cheers and applause ] hi, joe. Good luck, good luck. Jimmy now, the game works like pictionary but with clay. On your turn, you have 30 seconds to sculpt the clue to get your partner to g your partner, and reach your arms in front of them to sculpt the clay. [ light laughter ] kristen, why dont you go first, pick a clue, then get in position behind jason. Okay. Jason all right. Jimmy time starts when you start sculpting. You can sit over here. Okay, okay. Ill take three, ill take three. Ill take three. Jimmy you got to pick off the oh, got it. Got it. Jason here we go. Oh god, lord help us all. Okay. [ laughter ] lord help us all. Let me pick my color and ive through his arms. Whatever you feel like doing. Im so short. I think ill go like this. Jason okay, there we go. Im fine with that. [ applause ] shall we . Jason yep. Here we go. Yes. All right. It is a come on. [ laughter ] okay. That is an ice cream cone. Oh, a candle. Yes jason candle yes [ cheers and applause ] i didnt get candle out of that at all. Jason because she was blowing it was like blowing on it. Jimmy oh, very good. Jason yeah, it was either that or, like, you know, big birds birthday gift. [ light laughter ] it was one or the other. Jimmy joe, take a seat. Ill a or yeah, or pick a a clue. What number . What number . Okay. Okay. Get real close if you would. Should i put my hands on your leg . Jimmy yeah, ready . All right, yep. [ cheers ] yep, go for it. [ light laughter ] um, uh, i want to go with candle again. [ light laughter ] oh, looks like a swan, a duck, a bird. No . A giraffe. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] . . Nicely done. Jimmy thank you. Not bad. Take a picture of that. Thank you very much. All right, that felt good. It felt good. Okay youre up. Jason okay. All right, im going to go under. [ light laughter ] jimmy watch your hands. Jason im just going to grab im grabbing [ talking over each other ] i love it. Oh. [ laughter ] oh my. Jimmy oh my gosh oh my gosh a tree . A palm tree . [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy all right, all right. [ laughter ] take that palm tree out of here. Thank you. No, no, give it back. Put it over there. Put it over there. Not that far. You can put that one over there as well. Thank you. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] all right. I feel pretty vulnerable. Jimmy all right, good. Jason oh, look at this. Jimmy it always starts the same. Yep. Oh, this is a oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] think about it. Toothbrush yeah. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no, no, its all right. All right, jason and kristen, come over here. Now its time for the showdown. This is worth double the points. Jason woah. Jimmy lets bring out the table. All right. Jimmy joe and jason, take your seats. Kristen, you and i will be and then whichever team gets the clue first wins. This is the clue right here. Jason thats the clue . Jimmy ready . Thank you, my darling. Oh, shoot. [ laughter ] jimmy you can do this. Are you serious . Jason is it english . Its in english. Okay. Jimmy all right, ready . Im going to take a guess its long. [ light laughter ] jimmy and, here we go. And go. Go. Jason all right. Uh, yep. Thats a that is a a saxophone. Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy joe jonas, youre the best oh, its funny. Oh, he got it i love it [ cheers and applause ] good game. Jimmy my thanks to Jason Sudeikis, Kristin Chenoweth, the champ joe jonas were gonna have more coming with kristin after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] . . Sometimes, you feel the need to take. A smellfie. Hanes wants to end the smellfie. Those quick self sniffs. To check the ol smell levels. 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Thank you for playing the game. I wanted to win. Jimmy i know i know. I think you gave joe the answers. Jimmy what . No, i didnt cheat. I was just we had the same vibe. It was a. Jimmy it was the chemistry. You were making the noise but i was doing the action. Jimmy exactly. I needed your help with that. I got to do the action. Jimmy yeah. Pal, thanks so much for being on. I was telling you backstage, i was listening to you on seriously sinatra, and you were doing this bit. Its this channel on sirius xm but you were talking about all guess . Broadway hits . Yeah, exactly, and how he came to understand how to write. Theres a song he wrote called im a fool to want you and he was with ava gardner for a long time. And they broke up, he wrote the song, sang it once and never did it again and i, you know, when you get a chance to be on seriously sinatra and talk about why these songs mean something to you, its pretty cool. Jimmy i just loved that. I couldnt turn it off cause you were so interesting talking about every single song. I know you had this onewoman sing, man. You are so good. Thank you. Jimmy and you were talking about somewhere over the rainbow, i think you were saying when you were a kid, you used to sing that and like that was the song that was the song we sang and i came from chemical engineers, i was adopted so my parents were like, oh, we got an alien child, right . [ laughter ] right . Jimmy okay. And i would sing somewhere over the rainbow and i would always think, maybe one day ill get to do it professionally but thats the song. Thats what makes us connected on broadway and otherwise, i think, you know . Jimmy but you really did it. I mean, oh my gosh. Tony award winning. I mean now, i mean youre on broadway. Now youre doing, does live scare you at all . Hairspray live . Well, i should ask you. You do it every night. But yeah, im scared to death. Jimmy im basically this show is basically like hairspray. Every single night, im like ive been compared to Harvey Fierstein i dont know how many times. I dont think jimmy oh, of course we have. No way. Jimmy yeah, of course i can make prank phone calls as harvey. How is he doing, by the way . He is amazing. He has more balls in his voice [ light laughter ] jimmy thats what ive heard. Thats what i heard. Jimmy never knew id confirm it, yeah absolutely. He wrote it so he was perfect. Jimmy but you ariana grande, who we love, martin short. We talked about earlier. Hes amazing. Dove cameron plays my daughter and i play a former ms. Baltimore crabs. A hasbeen beauty queen sort of i dont know why they keep thinking of me for these parts. Jimmy what are you talking no, please. But you have tar i actually did baton twirl. I know its shocking but i learned how to baton twirl when i was in oklahoma. Young and so i just jimmy were you in a a marching band . Yes. [ cheers and applause ] it makes me a dork. Jimmy no, it doesnt make you a dork at all. I love the marching band. Im baton twirling in the hairspray live and i twirl it and turn, and so i need jimmy is this towards the beginning of the play or the middle . Its smack dab in the middle. So as i come in, you understand that i get the first part to stress out and smell and then i get. Jimmy molly shannon. Yes molly shannon. And then twirl and hopefully not break my face. Jimmy but we do get to hear you sing, which should be im excited. Jimmy when you hear Kristin Chenoweth sing, its just youre fantastic and you know youre really good. Thank you. Jimmy but i love [ cheers and applause ] youre such a such a high voice which is very which is you a use it perfectly. But i thought it would be kind of fun if we could actually change the octave of your voice. Weve got you trying to do it so we have this microphone that we can add whatever vocal [ cheers and applause ] and you just talk. Do you have any Holiday Plans . What are you thinking . Youre making my dreams come true. Jimmy i cant unhear this is like ive never had more balls in my voice. Harvey, harvey. Jimmy i would think it would be fun if we reverse chipmunked and can you sing the chipmunk song . cause i do sound like a a chipmunk jimmy no you dont, no you dont. . . . Christmas christmas time is here time for joy and time for cheers . . We can hardly stand the wait late . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Kristin Chenoweth on hairspray live wednesday december 7th at 8 00 p. M. On nbc. Well be right back with a a performance from dnce [ cheers and applause ] . . . Christmas christmas time is here time for joy and time for cheer . We live in a pick and choose world. Ht . But at bedtime. Why settle for this . Enter sleep number. Dont miss the ultimate sleep number week, going on now. Sleepiq technology tells you how you slept and what adjustments you can make. She likes the bed soft. Hes more hardcore. So your sleep goes from good to great to wow give the gift of amazing sleep. 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Come on home with me oh baby let it loosee me and you body moves . . I dont need it but you know how bad i want it and your touch has got me haunted but i like it . . Come and roll with me well rock them body moves me and you body moves . . Weve got all night show me more a little more its getting scandalous . . Yeah all my life yeah im waiting for the girl next door to get real dangerous . . Baby the stars above will light the way just take my hand . Yeah when the morning comes ill always stay you gotta know you gotta know that im feeling this . . Come and roll with me well rock them body moves me and you body moves . . Come on home with me oh baby let it loose me and you body moves . You know how bad i want it and your touch has got me haunted but i like it . . Come and roll with me well rock them body moves me and you body moves . . Yeah just a little bit ohh . . . . When the morning comes ill always stay you gotta know you gotta know that im feeling this . . Ow come and roll with me well rock them body moves . . Me and you body moves body moves yeah . Oh baby let it loose me and you body moves . . I dont need it but you know how bad i want it and your touch has got me haunted but i like it . . Come and roll with me well rock them body moves me and you body moves . . Yeah just a little bit ohh . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, thank you, thank you dnce [ cheers and applause ] pick up the new album now my thanks to Jason Sudeikis, Kristin Chenoweth, dnce [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. [ cheers and ala [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kathy griffin, star of lion, actor dev patel, cooking with chef jose andres, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . How we doing out there . [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Donald trump settled the Fraud Lawsuit against Trump University over the weekend for 25 million. Well technically he settled it for 24 million plus two tickets to hamilton