Chris stapleton. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 568 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats what im talking about. Thats a hot crowd electric electric crowd tonight welcome, everybody welcome welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] thanks so much for being here. About. It was a busy day today at the white house with president obama hosting the nba champions, the cleveland cavaliers, as well as president elect, donald trump. [ laughter ] it actually got a little awkward when trump walked up to lebron and said, nice to meet you, mr. President. [ laughter and applause ] and you go, no, thats no, donald, donald youre much taller in person. And while president obama met with donald trump, Michelle Obama met privately with melania trump. [ michelle said, its a pleasure to welcome you and donald to the white house. Melania said, it is a pleasure to welcome you and donald to the white house. [ laughter and applause ] stop copying me. Stop copying me. Seriously. Seriously. So, michelle actually had a a nice time showing melania around, although it got weird when they walked into the lincoln bedroom and melania said, wow, what a lovely closet. [ laughter and applause ] a bedroom. Get this. Theres talk that donald trump may appoint sarah palin as secretary of the interior, which means she would oversee the National Parks service. [ laughter ] when they heard that, bears were like, well, we had a good run. [ laughter and applause ] oh, boy. Oh, you got a bear . You still got a bear. Steve lets go, yogi jimmy of course, a lot of people are unhappy with the election. In fact, there were large antitrump protests in the streets of at least seven cities last night, including right here in new. [ cheers ] trump looked out his window from 60 stories up and said, a parade already . Thats fantastic. That is unbelievable. [ laughter and applause ] its not a parade. On the other hand, russian president Vladimir Putin gave a a speech yesterday in which he congratulated donald trump, and he sounded pretty excited. Take a look at this. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy he snuck that in there. Steve right . Jimmy a subtle hint, a a subtle hint for christmas. Steve wow. Jimmy things have been pretty tense, though, but with trump winning the election, the stock market has been going up and down a lot lately. Lets see exactly if we can figure out why this is happening. For example, the market went up when trump met with president obama. The market went down when trump asked obama to change the cl [ laughter and applause ] its easier to remember. Later, the market went down when trump announced hes getting rid of obamacare. The market went up when trump simply assured everyone that he replaced it with something terrific. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, the market went up when donald trump flew to washington, d. C. On his own plane. The market went down when trump made the pilot land in the hudson river to see if sully was real or not. [ laughter and applause ] of course, it was real starbucks Just Announced that the red holiday cups are coming back this year, and will have 13 different designs. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah. Weve got a few that we can debut tonight. Steve really . Jimmy you want steve youve got early ones . Jimmy just a few. Just a few. Steve just a few. How many you got . Jimmy well, you have the classic starbucks, classics like the barista texting while you order. [ laughter ] steve oh, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy we also have the lady pouring three inches of coffee into the trash can so she can add whollk [ laughter and applause ] its too much coffee i said room for milk one more. We have the guy carrying bathroom key attached to embarrassingly large piece of wood with toilet written on it. [ laughter and applause ] its like, all right, dont make me look like a fool. And finally, this is going around the internet today. It just made me smile. Its this woman who was in the crowd last night at a a Golden State Warriors game. You know, and the camera goes on to you to watch you dance. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love it america was already great, you guys steve yeah jimmy thats proof. Steve come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy watching that is how i want the feel always. [ laughter ] can we have a split screen . Let me see that again. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tariq, tariq give it a try give it a try [ cheers and applause ] . . Higgins higgins, give it a shot higgins [ cheers and applause ] . . We have a great show, everybody give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoa thank you [ cheers and applause ] steve come on jimmy it has been a great week so far. There is more ahead. Tomorrow night, Jeremy Renner will be dropping by our show. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have something fun planned with him. Be sure to tune in for that. Plus, Michelle Dockery and magic from david blaine. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im excited about daviai total secrecy. I havent been told what hes going to do. Im not allowed to know what hes going to do. Steve hes just going to blow your mind. Jimmy yeah, thats what he does. He blows peoples minds. He doesnt do, like, card tricks and stuff like that. Hes like the last card will be, like, you know, you and your familys Christmas Card from the future. Steve yeah. Jimmy and you go, well, i didnt take this, yet hes like, i know. [ laughter ] steve from the future. Jimmy seriously. Steve youre having two more kids. Jimmy oh, my gosh theyre really adorable. Yeah, this ones going to hate you, though. And they go, how did you know that . [ laughter ] questlove yeah, i saw him levitate once, and nah. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, seriously, it is that. Either you you dont go, like, oh, thats cool. [ clapping ] you go, call the police. Yeah. [ laughter ] everybody goes, youre floating off the ground. But we have a fantastic show tonight. She is beautiful, shes talented, she has two giant movies coming out this month. The lovely amy adams is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy awe, we love her. Steve come on. Jimmy i love her. Amy and i are going to play a a singing version of the whisper challenge. Steve ooh. Jimmy later in the show. Its a game you can play at home. Its very, very fun. Plus, this guy i i i mean, come on. Hes the best. He is one of the best announcers in sports. He just called that historic chicago cubs world series win. Wasnt he great . Steve right. Jimmy he was fantastic, but he always is. He has a new autobiography out next tuesday. Joe buck is stopping by tonight. Jimmy hes great. And we got great music tonight, oh my goodness, morgane and Chris Stapleton, you guys steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy southern family. I got a picture of them on the inside. Steve what is it . Jimmy its camouflage, apparently, but theyre somewhere. [ laughter ] steve theyre somewhere. If you can find chris or morgane in this, circle it, get on a twitter account, anl get you guys a tshirt, absolutely. Just go make sure you go to the right twitter account. Steve yeah, and you have to pay the shipping and handling. Jimmy or else it wont count. Oh, and you have to pay for shipping and handling. [ laughter ] steve and the handling is, like, 1,000. Jimmy whats that . Steve the handling is how much . Jimmy its 1,000. [ laughter ] steve well worth it. Jimmy its totally worth it. Steve well worth it. Totally. Jimmy when you get the tshirt, and we pick the size. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy so, limited edition. Steve here you go. Theres your tshirt. Jimmy theyre hard to get. Theyre hard to get. Yeah. Steve theyre for bargains. Sunshine tonight. That is [ audience aws ] i know, i know. Its its what you want right now. Its just beautiful, and its cool, and its different. I just love those guys. Theyre so talented. You guys, we saw a bit on the internet. We do this thing on our show called nfl superlatives, where i give out madeup awards to nfl players. Anyway, we did a few for the Seattle Seahawks last night. And all in good fun. And, just today, the seahawks turned the tables on us, and they made a response video with players reading off some tonight showthemed thank you oh, yeah, james. They yes. They do you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] it was great. Heres a clip, just so you can see what they did. . . [ laughter ] . . Hmm. Thank you, tonight show for reminding me how funny jay leno was when he hosted the show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If i can dish it, i got to take it, yeah. My thanks to the Seattle Seahawks for doing that. Theyre good sports. [ cheers and applause ] to watch the full video, check out the teams twitter account, seahawks. [ cheers ] and while youre at it, if you can find [ laughter ] this is [ laughter ] southern family is the name of the album. Steve yep. Jimmy theyre not necessarily on the cover. Steve no, but they are somewhere. Jimmy but if you get the album, and you open up the bougainvillea, you get yourself a free tshirt. [ laughter and applause ] steve free, asterisk. Jimmy free, asterisk. Steve yeah. Jimmy check out the rules. Some rules may apply. Steve some rules apply. Jimmy you have to pay us for shipping and handling. [ laughter ] steve the shipping is outrageous, too. Jimmy and we have to pay for the and we pick the size. Steve yes. Jimmy we pick, actually, what the tshirt is. Steve yes. Jimmy not even the tonight show. Steve it might not even be a seahawks tshirt. Jimmy just a random tshirt that we might have. Steve yeah. Jimmy but you get it, and tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] . Hashtags hashtags . [ cheers ] jimmy uh, hey, do you guys are you guys on twitter at all . Are you on social media . [ cheers ] well, we use twitter on our show every single week. So, if you watch our show and you want to play along with us, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So, since three states voted recreational marijuana, i went on twitter and sent out a a hashtag called newweedlaws. Steve yeah. Jimmy we asked you guys to tweet out a funny new law that youd like to see passed now that weed is legal. We got thousands of tweets, and within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the united states. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for those tweets. Now i thought id share some of my favorite newweedlaws tweets from you guys. This first ones from tarutarujira. Like the ones at dennys, large pictures of food so that you can just point at what you want without having to talk. [ laughter and applause ] its like [ grunts ] [ laughter ] [ grunts ] jimmy you grunted . [ laughter ] steve dude dude jimmy dude steve dude jimmy dude oh, dude dude dude or dude . Steve dude . Jimmy dude or dude. Jimmy ill go with the dude. Yeah, youre right. [ grunting ] dude steve yoinks jimmy this ones from neverleftoz. Steve uhoh. Jimmy she says, all public parks will have contemplating benches where you can just sit and really think about stuff. [ laughter and applause ] i think thats what benches are. Steve yeah, i think that yeah. Jimmy you can do that now at a bench, yeah. Steve dude. Jimmy dude, have a seat. [ laughter ] this ones from bigten119. Level. [ laughter ] well, thats oh, forget it, man. I dont know. Steve turns into a a kaleidoscope. Jimmy this ones from yrockdrums. He says, rap songs cant be allowed to have Police Sirens in them anymore. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah, i know what youre talking about. Okay. [ imitating Police Sirens ] steve pull over jimmy pull over [ laughter ] steve what happened . Jimmy while im discussing this, youre busted [ laughter and applause ] you know okay. [ laughter ] while im discussing this, youre busted. [ laughter ] cold profiling, man. This one is [ laughter ] well, this ones from schnitzgabai. Jimmy schnitz, of course. Steve okay, schnitz. Jimmy schnitzgabai, not goodbye. Gabai. Steve schnitzgabai . Jimmy gabai . Steve gabai . Jimmy goodbye steve goodbye [ laughter ] jimmy schnitz, goodbye steve hey, schnitz, bye jimmy schnitz, goodbye steve immodium, a. D. Jimmy its not that. Its, like, what heidi klum says at the reality show. If you lose, she goes, schnitz, goodbye. And thats it. [ laughter ] but thats different. This is different. Steve okay. Jimmy this is different. This is steve i thought it was like an antidiarrhea medicine. Jimmy schnitz, goodbye. Schnitzgabai . Steve look at my new tshirt, dude jimmy how about the chicken schnitzgabai . Steve dude jimmy dude [ laughter ] schnitz says, in all drivers licenses, the description of eye color will be permanently changed to red. Now thats [ applause ] everyone has red eyes. Hes six foot tall. He has red eyes. Hes half closed. This last one is from kingbeyhive. Places for the i just smoked, so this might take a while customers. There we go. [ laughter and applause ] those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with amy adams. [ cheers and applause ] . . . . . . Right now at kohls, its time for holiday entertaining so roast the turkey, make the cookies and set the table. At kohls youll save a little more with an extra 15 off and earn a little more with kohls cash so you can give a little more this holiday. Kohls. . . . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a oscar nominated and golden globe Award Winning actress, who stars in the upcoming movie arrival, which opens in theaters on friday. And also Nocturnal Animals, which opens in select theaters november 18th. Welcome amy adams . . . . [ cheers and applause ] oh, you look gorgeous. Thank you so much for coming to the show. Thank you. Jimmy i appreciate it. Thanks for having me. Jimmy well, you must be going all over the world weve, we premiered in venice and weve been to london and telluride, and toronto, and yeah, im a little jimmy are you jet lagged . Yeah, yeah. I dont do jet well, jet lag very gracefully. So, forgive me cause jimmy do you know where you are right now . I do, which is good, because [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, were in new york. Yeah. A little bit ago, i was in an airport, dont even remember what city, to be quite honest and i was on the phone with my daughter and my husband, and i, you know, we got a long flight. So i got off, went into the restroom and was having a a conversation and a man walked out of a stall [ lila and i was like, thats weird. And i just kept talking and then a man walked in and then i turned and looked and i realized there were urinals. [ laughter ] and i realized that i had been having this conversation from inside the mens restroom. Jimmy yeah, of course. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. That was you. [ applause ] could have been worse. Jimmy hows the baby . Hows the baby . She is not a baby anymore. She is 6yearsold. Jimmy is that right . I know, shes back stage here. Jimmy when you were on the show, you were pregnant with her. And she loves coming here. You always have good sweets and treats. Jimmy i do. We talked about that before. Jimmy yeah, i do. Are you a sweets eater . Because you jimmy not really, im not really. Im more of a savory dude. Hey, i kind of dont believe you, because you made this ice cream that really is, like, dangerous. Jimmy oh. Called the tonight dough. Have you guys tried this, by ben and jerry . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, yeah. You mean this guy . Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe the fact that youre jimmy the tonight dough is not talking about my face, cause that is doughy face. But, even besides that doughy face, the tonight dough, do you eat this . Okay, well this explains it, because i usually, if im going to have a treat, im going to have like a nacho. Like thats what i want to eat. Jimmy yeah. Right. Jimmy love nachos. My daughter gets treats on friday nights, so she discovered the tonight dough, and brought it into the house. And now shes really mad, cause when she goes to eat it theres only like an inch left at the bottom. [ laughter ] and im like ooh. Jimmy are you one of those people . Yeah. Once you get started. Jimmy me too, i put it back in the freezer with like a a little bit left. Yeah cause then i jimmy its not empty honey, uhh [ laughter ] theres enough for a spoonful. I didnt eat the whole thing, honey. Jimmy yeah. Arent you lucky i left you some . Is this i am. [ cheers and applause ] well i mean, its, its in development. Jimmy what does that mean . It means, in Development Means that weve had conversations, and im really into it. Jimmy okay good. And im not letting anybody else play giselle, so im like, yeah, lets do this. So. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you do you do you ever go to like disneyland and like freak little girls out . And just like i mean, now i freak them out because im ten years older and i wear like an unfortunate length of jean shorts to disneyland, you know . Theyre not quite bermuda, not at all short shorts. Theyre like right there in that unflattering place. [ laughter ] thats like my disguise. Jimmy theyre like, youre giselle. But ooh you know, you couldnt be. Jimmy we took our niece once, and it was like to meet a a princess. And she couldnt handle it. She was like, like freaked out and like grabbed on to me and like wouldnt let go. And i was like its really cool, isnt it . Like, thats one of my favorite things about being giselle. Is like well, of course now the girls are like 16 and theyre like, oh my gosh, i loved you what i was little. And im like, oh my gosh, im but its awesome and its been a real joy of my career. Jimmy that can be so exciting. Oh, itll be fun. Yeah. Jimmy we have to talk about two movies. Yes. Jimmy Nocturnal Animals. Lets discuss this. Tom ford directed, wrote it as well . Yeah, wrote, directed, produced. You know. Jimmy that comes out november i8th. Hes an underachiever. So. Jimmy yeah. And hes so amazing. Jimmy and hes a good looking dude as well, on top of it. Yeah, and he smells good, its all jimmy hes like a stud. He smells good. Makes suits. The guys like, hes got it all. Hes got it all. Jimmy like, uh, get a life, dude. Yeah, i mean, come on. Hes such a good film maker. Jimmy yeah, have a flaw. Yeah, but ive heards congrats on that. Thank you. Jimmy now what is this Nocturnal Animals . Do you want to yeah, its a its a a suspenseful sort of its not its sort of like a noir thriller, but its got more to it. Its very anxiety inducing, you know, but a good time. Because, you know jimmy no, no, no, not for kids. Its a really good film, im being silly, but its probably the jet lag. Jimmy of course, its beautifully shot. Its beautifully shot, it has a beautiful score, and amazing performances from jake gyllenhaal, aaron taylorjohnson, michael shannon. Jimmy you have that movie coming out so thats a fun Nocturnal Animals, look for that november 18th. But then arrival. Arrival, yes. Jimmy arrival is tomorrow. Yes. Jimmy and i think thats Jeremy Renner. Jeremy renner is awesome. Jimmy and it is like you said to me, you said its better to not really discuss what the movies about. Absolutely. Its sort of like the the less you know the better. Jimmy yeah. Like not because. Jimmy but, you have to let me know a little bit. Okay, well, 12 alien spacecrafts, which we call the shells, have descended in world. Jimmy there you go. And i am hired as a linguist to decipher the alien language, or learn it, so i can let the government know why theyre here. Yeah. Jimmy thats all we want to give you, right there. Thats it. Cause its really fun. It really is. Yeah, but its not scary. Its suspenseful. Yeah, and its emotional, yes. Jimmy its a little scifi and alien is good. Its alien, yes. Jimmy its fun. We have a clip. Heres amy adams in arrival. Take a look at this. [ breathing ] why louise . What is that . Is that a new symbol . I cant tell. Dr. Banks. What are you doing . Are you insane . You need to see me. Shes taking off her headset. Dr. Banks, are you okay . I need to see me. Dr. Banks. Shes walking towards the screen. [ breathing ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy arrival. Thats this weekend. Check it out. Guys, stick around. 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One person puts on these headphones with loud music playing then the other person picks up a card, heres a stack of cards, and sings a song lyric on the card. The person wearing the headphones tries to guess what they just sang. Amy, you can put the headphones on first. Im going to so lose. Jimmy this is left. All right. Ready . [ laughter ] testing. I have no idea what you said. Jimmy great. It actually worked. Very good. This is perfect. All right. Okay. . Its the eye of the tiger its the thrill of the fight . Something for fashion . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy . Its the eye of the tiger fight . One more time. Its the eye oh, eye of the tiger jimmy yes, yes thats it [ applause ] eye of the tiger. You got it. Am i, like, yelling . Jimmy no, you were yelling but its good. You really couldnt hear. I mean, something about fashion. I dont know. Jimmy yes, that was it. Something about fashion. Yeah, you know, that big hit. Jimmy oh, wow. Its loud. Its really pumping too. Oh, i got it. Okay. . Walk like an egyptian . [ laughter ] . Walk like an egyptian . Jimmy rolling like a chick machine. . Walk like an egyptian . Jimmy one day, chip machine. . All the old paintings on the tombs they do the sand dance dont you know . No[ walk like jimmy walk oh, walk like an egyptian . . [ cheers and applause ] . One day youll have a chip machine say what one day well have . . A chip machine . . Come on . . One day well have a chip machine say what . . One day youll have a chip machine . Here we go. That was great. We could do a mashup with something about fashion and its going to be a a big hit. Jimmy yeah. One more time . Jimmy hashtag it. Here we go. Oh, okay. [ cheers ] . Ill make love to you . [ light laughter ] nothing but love will do. Okay. Jim . To you . Oh, ill make love to you jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy amy adams, arrival opens in theaters everywhere friday. Nocturnal animals opens in select cities november 18th. Joe buck joins us after the break. 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Were going to get to this. I want to say congratulations also to to just what a great game and you called it so perfectly, the world series, the chicago cubs and you did it, just everyone, just rave reviews. They just love you. Well, no, unless youre on twitter. Then theres no rave reviews. [ applause ] jimmy dont worry about twitter. It was unbelievable. It was the 19th one ive done so i have been a Lucky Bastard a world series that had the cubs and the indians, two teams that hadnt won for a combined 176 years. Then you get seven games, which is a gift. Then you get ten innings of the seventh game and everythings hanging on one pitch. Its intense. Jimmy you posted this score sheet from a fun game once. This is what youre doing while the games being played. Thats insane. Well, yeah. Jimmy i dont know what any of this means. Theres a tinge of insanity there. Thats how i have to keep score duri so theres a lot of you know. Jimmy lot going on in your mind. Lot going on. Jimmy i figured out how to do this once. I think i did this once when i was a kid. Its kind of a lost art, the whole idea of scoring a game is a lost art but of all the people ive gotten to know over the years, eddie vedder, whos obviously cubs fan number one, sits at home for cub games on tv and scores a game watching on television. Thats how nuts eddie vedder is. Jimmy does he really . [ applause ] i mean, thats a legit fan. You got to be a little kooky. Jimmy its a three run homer. [ laughter ] you do the games, going fantastic. I love it. And then comes the rain delay. The rain delay. Jimmy and let me tell you something. Thats where i would freak out. Thats where i would not be hired back because i would just be like, i didnt expect this to happen. Yeah, you say that. You sit out here and entertain every night. Thats kind of right . Every time youre on camera, it feels like youre in a track meet to get all the information out and then everybody wants to get back to the game. I get it. We get it. Jimmy but once a saw a rain delay once for golf, which [ laughter ] thats like, its almost redundant. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, and it was the great it was bob costas, who was the master, and he was out and he was he talked for like four hours about nothing. Its an art. Jimmy his voice was getting like raspy. Like, anyway, one time i had a a pizza once. Right. Jimmy awful. But it was like, you have to kill time. Of course it wasnt. He was fantastic though. But i would be nervous. Its a little bit intimidating because you know 40 Million People are hoping to see the end of this game and youve got to kind of lie a a little bit and go, well, its stopped raining, it looks like theyre going to pull the tarp off here soon and eventually you get back to baseball. Thank god it was only you could do 17 minutes. Four hours, you couldnt do. I couldnt do. Only costas. Jimmy only costas can do that. You say, theyre pulling the tarp back off and you can see theyre not even going near the tarp. That tarps not coming off. Yeah. Its pouring. Jimmy people are doing slip and slides into first base. Yeah. Stay with us on fox. Jimmy talk to me about Lucky Bastard. You wrote a book. Look, i did. Look at that jimmy not like that. I meant like joe wrote a book. Jimmy not like that. Im happy you wrote a book. Why did you write a book . Why now . Just to put a little personality behind the whole i mean, look, lets be honest. You dont want any sports person sitting out here. Theyre boring. Sports people are boring. Jimmy no. Okay. But lets be honest. Jimmy ive had you on before. Im a sports announcer. Yeah, i was on in 2011, thats when i had a paralyzed vocal cord. Jimmy yeah, i didnt know this. Which we talked about a a little bit but i kind of lied. What i did was i got hair transplant surgery. [ light laughter ] so, i had all these hair plug surgeries and the last one i had, i went under a general anesthetic. When i woke up, they had misplaced a cup on my laryngeal nerve and it shut down my vocal cord. So, i sounded like i was babe ruth giving his last speech, dying, every time i opened my mouth and when i was on your show, that was right before the allstar game, i was in the it, telling all the while everybody that i was suffering from a virus when, in actuality is it hard to look at me in the eyes right now . [ light laughter ] look at me in the eyes. Look at me in the eyes. No, im over here. Jimmy okay. Im over here. Jimmy this is good. Do not look at my hair. Jimmy i cant do it. I had to look. I had a quick peek. I had a quick peek. And i got to say, not bad. Not bad. But thats really what was going on . Because we sang johnny cash. We did. We kind of led into the whole thing to take the pressure off our crew. Jimmy i had no idea at all. You didnt tell me this at all. Yeah, well, i sucked. It was probably one of the worst guests youve probably had. In what, 2025 years youve done this . Jimmy 25 years ive been in the business. [ light laughter ] but everythings looking good now. Yeah, i mean, you know, got a little fresh sod on top. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a microphone. I wrote a book. Jimmy you wrote a book. We have a microphone that amy adams left back if you want to try johnny cash again. [ cheers and applause ] i know americas been waiting for this moment. Youre a true patriot for letting america hear me sing full voice. Jimmy go for it. Ring of fire . Jimmy you gotta do it up, man. Here we go. This one goes out to my wife and daughters in the audience right now. . Love is a burnin thing and it makes a fiery ring bound by wild desire i fell into a ring of fire . . I fell into a burnin ring of fire i went down down down and the flames went higher . . And it burns burns burns the ring of fire you Lucky Bastard . Jimmy our thanks to joe buck . . Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . . I fell into a ring of fire . You too. inner monologue all right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. What . . Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . Okay, just a few more steps. Its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data when you switch to at t and have directv. . . One day a rider made a decision. The decision to ride on and save money. Ride on, ride proud. Geico motorcycle, great rates for great rides. . . . . . . . . You dont own me . . Dont try to change me in any way . . Dont tell me what to do . . Thats all i ask of you . The new 2017 corolla with Toyota Safety sense standard. . You dont own me . Toyota. Lets go places. mom hurry up, honey were going to be late . . Ugh. 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Youll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away . While i lay sleeping i dreamed i held you here in my arms . I was mistaken and i held my head and i cried . . You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray . . Youll never know dear please dont take my sunshine away . . . . Ill always love you and make you happy if you will only say the same . . But if you leave me to love another youll regret it all someday . My only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray youll never know dear . . How much i love you please dont take my sunshine away . . Please dont take [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh man thats how you do it, thats fantastic morgane and Chris Stapleton [ cheers and applause ] southern family is out now. Well be right back. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] . . . Ive got to tell ya girl you drive me wild . . Ive never known no one with quite your style . . Im going crazy . . Thinking baby this maybe my chance . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to amy adams, joe buck, morgane and Chris Stapleton ee and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight lester holt, star of search party, actress alia shawkat, author jade chang, featuring the 8g band with keith carlock. . . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . Well, that is wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President obama and donald trump met at the white house today. Where they discussed foreign and domestic policy. You know, things like which one is which