More than $200.00 shoe brands have written to trump that Sunday's tariffs will especially affect cheaper shoes and children's shoes Alina so you can N.P.R. News Washington police in Mobile Alabama have arrested a 17 year old suspected of opening fire during a high school football game last night to a Public Radio's Kyle gas it reports at least 10 people were injured Mobi a police chief Lawrence Matisse says he's feeling both anger and disappointment in the aftermath of the shooting in which those injured range in age between $15.18 this is. Taking to the public being for the purpose of forming somebody in public saying. You have a beef with somebody you know the ways you. Make me make another. Big deal you're you are in bed he says multiple victims were taken to area hospitals and another individual had a seizure which the police chief says is related to the shooting For N.P.R. News I'm Kyle Cassatt in Montgomery Alabama this is N.P.R. News. In Afghanistan security forces are battling Taliban militants who've carried out a large scale attack on the major city of Could the attack comes as the U.S. And Taliban say they're nearing a deal in peace negotiations nearly 2000000 people in India's northeast state of US Saam are at risk of being declared stateless as N.P.R.'s Lauren Frayer reports from Mumbai they've been left off the Government's final list of people who citizenship is verified this list is intended to verify who is legally Indian and who might be an undocumented migrant the Indian state of a somber warders Muslim majority Bangladesh and has long had lots of migration from there this process has been overseen by India's Hindu nationalist government most of the nearly $2000000.00 people left off the list are believed to be Muslims that figure is less than half of what was expected an earlier draft of the list excluded $4000000.00 people still locals are upset one woman jumped in a well and died after hearing a rumor she was left off the list which turned out to be false people $120.00 days to appeal their status India has deployed tens of thousands of troops to to quell any protests Lauren Frayer N.P.R. 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And nobody should go this is WAIT WAIT DON'T TELL ME. Their senators come and sit on Capitol Hill but. I'm Bill current news and here is your host at the National Park for the Performing Arts in Vienna Virginia Peters thank God then if you feel. The E.U. Has done a very show for you today later on we're going to be talking to the great Washington D.C. Based chef Jose Andres known for going recently to Puerto Rico and giving out thousands of meals to hurricane survivors for free prompting everybody here back home in D.C. To say hey the Metro flooded that one time where's our food. But 1st before that meal you can be the appetizer give us a call at one AAA Wait Wait that's 188-924-8124 now let's welcome our 1st listener contestant Hi you're on WAIT WAIT DON'T TELL ME. How are things in Baton Rouge Jeff they are just well Peter there are extraordinary but we're good that's great because you guys are used to that you know. Kind of a negative thing in. Louisiana when you complain about just being a church but it's really not that we're good. Welcome to the show Jeff let me introduce you to our panel this week 1st comedian and host of the podcast fake the Nation and author of the book How to make white people laugh it's me again far song . That's an actor and writer currently appearing on this episode of WAIT WAIT DON'T TELL ME IT'S Peter Grosz. Finally a contributor to. C.B.S. Sunday Morning it's faith saying earlier. So Jeff. We're going to start our show by playing Who's Bill This Time Bill Kurtis we're going to read you 3 quotations from the week's news if you can correctly identify or explain just 2 of them you'll win our prize any voice from our show that you may choose on your voicemail you ready to play you all right here's your 1st quote It is the president boasting about one of his resorts No but it's. So core to the president nobody will have to worry about bed bugs when they stay at his resort next year where he wants to host what yes the G. 7 very good. Now as per usual president got a lot of criticism for his behavior at this year's G. 7 which took place as I said last weekend but let's give credit where credit is due at least trumpeted not once pronounce G 7 as 7 people. But what the president got really excited about was next year's meeting which the U.S. Is hosting and it turns out after a nationwide search of possible venues Amazingly the best possible choice is a 12 hotel pacifically the Miami Trump Doral golf resort and among its many advantages said the president in addition to having no bed bugs is has quote lots of parking unquote ballot Do not laugh this is very important to international summit. For example Hungary got screwed it Yalta because while the great powers were busy dividing up Europe Hungary was still circling the block. Did we also say it's close to the Miami airport he didn't care that it's an airport close he's so used to pitching's things like a specific audience that he can't pivot to international leaders Yeah you know. I think he's used to being like Come join my club it's close to the airport you got good parking but he just makes me expect pits So yes the Angela Merkel is like good parking there for you know there's a shuttle that could pick you up from the airport to the to the it was like literally in the middle of that bilateral meeting with angle Americal and as if he was like on the Property Brothers or something like let's really flip this she said you could really do something like this every day only other leaders went there to work out important issues of international significance and he was there to basically make a timeshare presentation. You know as this ever happened you here in America for a summit and have nowhere to stay and then like John Jr stands up and let all your ducks never have a stranger. So you might be wondering why the president was kind of declaring that there were no bed bugs at the Miami Darrelle And the reason is because when he announced that as his preferred site journals look into it and they found out that there was a lawsuit this is true in which a man stayed at the Duran most luxurious suite and came away covered in bed bug bites and he sued the hotel and the hotel defended itself by saying and this is true that the man was quote careless and negligent in allowing himself to be bitten by them odd fix him blame me they settle the lawsuit and the lawsuit requires the man not to say anything non-disclosure but that non-disclosure agreement does not apply to the bed bugs they say the drought is their favorite resort in Florida it's got great egg laying opportunities and food is delivered to their room every night it. And say the bed bugs lots of parking. All right Jeff here is your next quote If you overpromoted rubber bath toy that was none other than Hugh Grant the movie star insulting someone on Twitter for continuing to bungle Breck's it this week who is it. The new prime minister and his name is it's a no it's not Brian it's a strangely Russian name for a British. Reader. He's he's not married to our SAS BORIS JOHNSON So this is what happened the British prime minister Boris Johnson had a problem which is that Bracks that is coming at the end of October and he knows that parliament does not want him to go through with it on his terms what to do well why not suspend parliament or as it's called Get which sounds like a British euphemism for something naughty. You want to skip around to my flat and prorogue my parliament. But what's crazy about it is is like in response to not being able to deal with Parliament he's just closing it down entirely to avoid having to deal with it this is like getting a text from your girlfriend saying we need to talk and instead of calling her back you shut down 18000. To just say about brac that is that the whole thing is so worrying you know like oh my God And again there are years of Bragg's it and we're still they haven't just left just. About you know it's going to be good as when they do leave and they come back then they will have interests. But you know I was talking about a greater stress free you inherited the British system if you like we have to discuss the terms of branch and. That's how we how were they brought into reconciliation. Now I really want to leave. All right Jeff your last quote is based on an intriguing new solution to an old mystery from famed explorer Robert Ballard . According to Robert Ballard that was the sound of giant crabs eating up what famous woman who disappeared decades ago. Your right. First Amelia Earhart was an aviation pioneer who disappeared during her attempt to be the 1st woman to fly around the world the only clue to what happened to her was Earhart's last radio message where she said quote I knew I shouldn't have flown a Boeing. Too soon. And they said. About all this brought the drawn butter here and the exactly what you have. That was a 2nd misstep about the crabs. And I know that you're drawn to the 3rd round of the drawing of Haven't got it off they start to look at the pretty good guy not the person in the stuff so yeah that's what happened the idea is like no one's ever been able to find her remains they've checked all these islands and like she's gone they've never found any wreckage so he has this theory that there's this one island where they think she landed and that these giant crabs would have eaten a remains and then would have buried her bones because that's what they do I learned way too much about crabs when I read the story these things are 3 dogs they're 3 feet long and you realize you're thinking about them in this island here comes Earhart's plane for an emergency landing in the crabs are like who ordered delivery. Bill how did Jeff do in our quiz. . 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Matthew timber of Joplin Missouri is an amateur treasure hunter spending nights and weekends chasing down rumors of Lost or buried riches but earlier this summer he got very excited when his 2 year old son pulled an old crumpled piece of paper out of the sandbox he was playing in it 1st I was just going to throw it away timber told the Kansas City Star because it didn't seem important and because my son had wiped his nose on it but then to me to realize that the paper was actually an old man with strange symbols and writing including the phrase location of the most valuable treasure in all of Joplin he immediately thought could this be the legendary Joplin millions in $867.00 a $1000000.00 train shipment of gold from Fort Knox to Salt Lake City was stolen outside Joplin but the thieves and the gold were never found timber was so convinced that he had struck literal gold that he sold a show to the Discovery Channel a documentary called The Hunt for the job with millions and this week he set off to the location where X. Marks the spot armed with a backhoe with a camera crew and he started digging it took 10 seconds of digging 6 inches to the ground before he discovered a small plywood cigar box labeled Brian Jordan stuff do not touch no girls allowed . He opened the box to discover not millions of dollars of gold but a few coins a Rubik's Cube an ALF sticker and a slightly bent George Brett baseball card the value of his buried treasure a paltry 10 dollars when the results were published in the paper and a lady Brian Jordan said hey they found my stuff for good looking for that since 3rd grade timber is making the best of his embarrassing situation by repackaging a simple dish of caviar I'd like to do that can let me put it. You might if you're hungry you have nobody around you to have a can you open the can you are eating amazing. Canned food should be similar an opportunity in our lives for America. To eat spaghetti o's you know the little like pasta sauce from a no no no I guess that's that's the caviar pot you had to say you know it has some specific standards Peter Deans So you know yeah you look at my SIL's Yeah always to see a fish in a can. Oysters coming towards. The fish feel so protected and that can. Be on the fishes line they're going to have them going to happen to us and here they can look what happened to the moon and then their money I mean in that 10 nothing happens and then you open it yeah and especially when you know I opened you and the fish tells you yes it was said you can and then yes you can then it went OK You know I just figured out your reference to finding me did you mean the eggs that . 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Park rangers are telling visitors not to be alarmed by the rolling poop they they say that no. Balls are not moving by themselves don't worry they're getting pushed by giant dung beetles according to according to the park service way scarier by the way. According to the National Park Service male dung beetles or tumble bugs make the dung balls in an effort to woo females big hammer no Remember guys if you like it then you better roll a ball of. Hikers are seeing this and noticing it like a double beetle to me is like the March smaller than my you know it's a big but beautiful and a much bigger the ball is like a baseball Sayet 10 times the size of the bee and oh well that's impressive what's his number. But it looks like ridiculous but is that he'd say that would be like me pushing like the boulder that almost killed me at a joke exactly are all of crap and they don't even think it's a. 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I would expect nothing less and nothing more from kids and you. Know that's a good question because you're from Kansas and I my understanding is that Bill Kurtis here is a legend in his native state am I right. Or both of us were graduate from the University of. Iowa. Wolf. Good to make you work out better for him but I'm with you welcome to our show Bill Kurtis is going to read you 3 news related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each if you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on 2 of the limericks you'll be a winner Are you ready to play. I can tell Here's your 1st limerick spins nudists are far too exposed so we cups help them out we suppose when thieves take their stuff they are left in the buff so we bring them a spare set of. Yes clothes very good nudist in Spain can rest easy if their stuff gets stolen thanks to an emergency set of clothes provided by the police Barcelona police are now keeping stashes of spare outfits a pair of shorts and a shirt and a metro card for ripped off nudists of course this is Barcelona so they offer them a pair of shorts and a 3rd. I'm there alone with their what they call their Spain is like a lousy with they have no more nude beaches in Europe than they do here so this is a thing that happens I know that you know like European vacation. But it's like enough of a thing about going to have a policy Yeah apparently national draw right up the precinct they get became a thing that like nudist would coming up to police and going somebody stole my clothes and I'm naked and why did they have clothes if they're nudists. They probably have long. You can't be making out a bus problem where you got to leave your house with clothes to put clothes you got a positive attitude when they. Get on the mat Yes I don't know if that. Was pretty good. It turns out that optimism can extend your life up to 15 percent more than pessimism which is great because you're going to need a lot of optimism when everyone you know is dead. Apparently it's all thanks to the Power of Positive Thinking and goal setting if you want to do something you need the confidence to do it and that goal oriented confidence helps extend your life especially if your goal is to not dog. All right Whitney here's your last limerick at most pets merely shrug but meat is old pumped up with drugs so meal worms and crickets pet foods new ticket our pets should be eating more. Yes there it is despite the winter we are told in all those commercials your dog does not really need to eat wild caught Alaskan salmon to be healthy in fact vets are recommending new insect based dog food because it's just related illnesses bait there you are it was noted. This week The Washington Post reported on a dog park in the D.C. 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Show spooky in one sentence we've been describing it as Scooby Doo in reverse. Where. They don't solve the mystery that they created yes then a music parody game about bad medicine so I would quit it. Means I'm a dupe and all that funny. And Julio comes back for a game about ancient Greek mythology feel bad for Medusa do you think she could sleep on her side or you always had to sleep on her back. Because the snakes would be like. To join me Ophira Eisenberg on N.P.R.'s ASK ME ANOTHER the answer to life funnier questions but 1st the news. Men P.R. News in Washington and Barbara Kline Forecasters now say hurricane Dorian will not make landfall in Florida but N.P.R.'s Greg Allen reports the Category 4 storm is still extremely dangerous mandatory evacuations have been ordered for Barrier Islands in Florida's Martin and regard counties but Miami Dade County officials say that at least for now no a back wages are necessary the National Hurricane Center says its forecast models show Dorian is likely to turn north as it nears the coast and won't make landfall in Florida even so Governor Rhonda saddest says residents should remain vigilant even if it doesn't directly strike Florida you know this is a big powerful storm you're still looking at a really significant storm surge on the east coast of Florida you're looking at major flooding events in different parts of the state meteorologists and officials warn the Dorians track may be revised and the residents in Florida Georgia and South Carolina should keep an eye on the storm Greg Allen N.P.R. News Miami the Taliban have carried out a large scale attack in Afghanistan just as peace negotiations with the U.S. Continue Jennifer glass reports from Kabul. The. Afghan forces are fighting the Taliban in and around can do City Taliban fighters have reportedly taken over the city's large public hospital the group launched the assault on the northern city from a number of directions in the early hours of Saturday morning Taliban fighters have been in villages around the city since they 1st briefly occupied it in 2015 and again in 2016 the Taliban offensive in the north comes as their leaders continue negotiations with the United States in the Qatari capital Doha after a break on Friday talks have resumed the U.S. Had hoped to have an agreement by today both sides have said they are close to a deal for N.P.R. News I'm Jennifer glass in Kabul Meanwhile a Taliban spokesperson tells N.P.R. They will not accept a partial troop withdrawal a response to President Trump saying yesterday U.S. Troops will be reduced by about half Hongkong riot police are sweeping through a.