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You need a loan. Hardly. That stock shot up. I sold it yesterday and made 3,000. Oh did you come down here to share your profits . Well, itll bea little difficult. Helens wearing it. Oh, thank you, florence. Child, if that ever becomes a handmedown, im down. It does looksensationalon you, helen. I can almost forget those animals that died so you can wear it. Im glad you like it. I must find a way to make some money without working. You have this job. Were going out on the town. Have fun. You look gorgeous. Thank you. See you later. Byebye. Whenever helen puts on her coat, shell think of you. I sure will. Im so gladyou could help tom. If youre not careful, helping peoplecould become a habit. Not a chance. Mr. Jefferson, how about taking a shot at helping me . Id love to, butive never beento medical school. Can we please be serious . When it comes to high finance, you got a knack for making money. Yes, i do. But i dont. Yes, you dont. Give me advice like you gave mr. Willis. If i give everyone advice, the world would be rich and id be like everybody else. Not exactly,george. Ill still be smarter than them. Thats not whati had in mind. Better looking . See. Oh. Its for my church. They need new windows. Tell themyou dont do windows. The church needs money. Help me get in the market. How much moneyyou got . 400. Thats enough toget in the supermarket. I knew you wouldnt help me. Ill find an investment on my own. Florence,are you sure you want to talkabout investment . Its so chancy. Now, you have 400 niceand safe in the bank. It earns a steadysix percent thatyou depend on. You would be riskinga sure 24 a year. Youve got to help this woman. With 400 . How much do i need . At least two grand. Does that money have to come from just me . What do youhave in mind . Maybe the other maids will pitch in. You mean a consortium . Yeah, a consortium. Whats a consortium . Thats when a group of investors forms one stock portfolio. Youll try to help us . Sure. Thank you, mr. Jefferson. Aint that great . I helped willisand florence. Anything i can dofor you . Oh, i married you. Thats enough. Although the stock market the potential for a sizable return is there, if we do our homework and use sound financial judgment. Any questions . I have a question. What is the stock market . I was goingto ask that. So this is your consortium, florence . Well, weeach got 400. Money without brains is better than the other way around. Let me address the question the excellent questionposed by emma. What is the stock market . Let me see how to put this. Have you been outside . Sure. I was out there yesterday. Good, good. Im sure youve noticed that, not only are there people, cars, and buses, im with you. He makes a lot of sense. Good. These businesses dont always use their own money. They get small amounts from people. You get a stock certificate saying you own part of a company. We get our own office . No. If the Company Makes money, your stocks go up, and you make money. Oh, all right any other questions . Do you havethe correct time . 4 15. Can i continue now . Nobody has to add any bleach . Thank you, mr. Jefferson. After scanning the dow and considering the political climate, and, of course, taking into account my own personal genius, i have decided on a Company Called t. Z. I. They make the guidance systems for the r2 supersonic missile. They also make chocolate milk. Well buy the stocks. Well chart the progress by meeting here every thursday at 12 30. Thats when ryans hope comes on. How about 1 00 . No. All my children. What time is the news . 5 00. 5 00. Well meet at 5 00. Perfect. Perfect. Ok. Then its all settled. Girls, we shouldgive my boss,mr. Jefferson, dont spoil him. Thank you, ladies. You, too. And i love your attitude. What will we get . Rich . I cant hear you. Rich rich r r r r i i i i c c c c h h h h give me your money its been a week. Whats he been telling you . I miss my money. I know, emma. He said no business will be discussed except at thursdays meetings. Everybody,here he comes the foxof wall street ladies ladies hi, mr. Jefferson. Yeah. Ok. Now, as you can see, t. Z. I. Appears to have upsidepenetrated the symmetrical triangle. If this is correct, i believe that the trend should continue upward through the end of the month. Any questions . Yes . What youtalkin about . Shall i put it simply . Yes. Yes. Yes. Ok. In simpler terms, that means. Ive shined your shoes, darned your socks, and ironed your shoelaces. Anything else while im still below your ankles . Sorry, but weezie has dibs on my feet. For what youre doing . Four times less than lucy, three more than emma, but whos counting . [doorbell rings] if youre comfortable, ill put your shoes here and answer the doorbell. Thank you, im fine. Run along. I cant believe this. Hi, emma. Is he in . Is he thinking . Can i watch . Ok, but dont disturb him. Ok. This is where he reads the financial pages. Oh, and. This is his calculator. This is the phone he uses oh, and this is his wife. What is it . I just brought mr. Jefferson a little present. Its a thinking cap. Thats what daddy called it. Mama said it was a shame he wasnt wearing it when that speeding bus hit him. Thank you. Ill wear itin good health. And in heavy traffic. You ready, florence . Where youtwo going . To the travel agency. Shes going to georgia for her mamas 75th birthday party. I couldnt afford it if it hadnt beenfor mr. Jefferson. Have i thanked youfor what youve done . Two times less than florence, come on, emma. I appreciate what youre doing. Im three up on you, emma aint that great . Emmas visitingher mother. I have to admit what youre doing is nice. Your attitude is thoroughly nauseating, but what youre doing is nice. Beautifully put, weez. And you helped get them in the stock market. Im thinking aboutgetting them out. Why . I thought the market was going up steadily. Its just likeblood pressure. One day its up, and the next,its kablooey. Their stocks going to kablooey . Were at a crossroadsright now. Were either headingfor a major upswing or were heading down the toilet. Play it safe. Sell the stock. Emma needs the moneyto see her mother. Otherwise, she couldntspread my legendthroughout georgia. I must go to the help center. Ive got to tellthe stockbroker to sell. Bye, george. You wanted meto sell. I meant, so long, george. Hello, miss davis. Is lou in . Its george jefferson. Jefferson cleaners,seven locations, one near you. Huh . There isnt . Then move. Put lou on, will you . Lou, i want you to do something for me. Dump my t. Z. I. Sell all of it. I know its a wise move. You agree i should sell the stock . Dont sell it. You havent ever been right. George, great news i see in the paper that t. Z. I. Plunged. The bottom fell out. You sold just in time. Is something wrong . Florence gone yet . Yes, shes downstairs with the consortium waiting for you. Oh. Can we meet up here . The nerve of those women using our board room to do their wash you dont have to go to the meeting. The meeting came to you. How about that . I can watch you tell them the good news personally. You ainta member ofthe consortium. Im married to george. Surely you can make an exception. No. Uhuh. Uhuh. Well ill bein my room. We know youve got good news. First, weve got something for you. Enough. Whats the fox of wall street got to tell us today . When you go tofast food standsto get burgers, what do youhave to drink . Root beer. Cola. Scotch on the rocks. I carry my own. Did you notice nobodymentioned chocolate milk . What does that mean . Nobodys buyingchocolate milk. How about them missiles . Did you buyone lately . No. See . Mr. Jefferson, could kablooey mean something good . Not a chance. There goes my trip to see mama. My first vacation in years. And my miniskirt and cowboy boots. Ladies, imreally sorry. You did the best you could for us. I disappointed you. Oh, well. Wait. Theresone more thing. You telling that son of a sharecropper story again . No stories. This is business, ok . As you know, t. Z. I. Was headingway up, up, up, up, right . Yeah. They dont call me so i said to myself,fox, you know, whatever goes upmust come down. I sold itbefore it dropped. So . We got outbefore it went under. I have herea 1,000 check for each one of you. Woo woo woo [telephone rings] get that, weez mama, here i come. Ive got to hug him not yet, child. Hes still writing. Woo a miniskirt for me and matching hot pants for my old man woo whats our next investment, fox . The fox thinks weought to lay low. Well, how soon, then . Girls, lets go celebrate. You want to join us . Being afinancial geniusis tiring work. You go ahead. Mr. Jefferson, are you tearing up . A little. This really touched you, didnt it . Deeper than you know. Ill make a donation on them stained Glass Church Windows in your name. Burn a candlefor t. Z. I. Whats going on . We each made 1,000 in the stock market. You did . Thanks to your husband. Ive said a lot of things about you and they still apply but if i had bought stock in you yesterday, id be rich today. What are youstaring at . A wonderful man. I just got luckyin the stock market. Your broker just called. He was sorry that you lost so much. Oh. You didnt sell after all. You took the whole loss yourself and paid them personally. Weez,the reason you dont have to explain being nice. Feels good, doesnt it . Yeah, butits strange. Oh, im just so proud of you. P played songs that made the hit parade guys like us we had it made those were the days and you knew where you were then girls were girls and men were men mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again didnt need no welfare state everybody pulled his weight gee, our old lasalle ran great