Count me out, girls. Oh, but, wilbur, rabinski is the worlds finest pianist. Therell be fighting to get in tonight. Good. When you get home, let me know who won. You both have a perfect driving record. Perfect. No tickets. No accidents. That is until one of you clips a food truck, ruining your perfect record. Yup. Now, you would think your Insurance Company would cut you some slack, right . No. Your insurance rates go through the roof. Your perfect record doesnt get you anything. Anything. Perfect for drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to your first accident. And if you do have an accident, our claim centers are available to assist you 24 7. For a free quote, call Liberty Mutual at you could save up to 509 call today at see Car Insurance in a whole new light. Ed, what are you doing . Im emptying the wastebasket. Mmmhmm. Oh, you found the carrots, huh . Naturally, right where you hid them. Well, im going to put these carrots in a place where you cant reach them. You cant keep eating carrots. Why dont you eat your hay once in a while like any other horse . cause carrots are good for my eyes. Oh, thats a legend. Yeah, did you ever see a rabbit wearing glasses . Oh, very funny. Now, no more complaints about those carrots. Before i go to the concert. Now, you get in that stall and be quiet. Yes, master. Yeah, cant reach them. Ha loud crash ed oh mister ed moaning ed, ed, what, what are you. moaning oh, that pail hit you on the head, huh . Well, ed, you shouldnt have been coming in here and. Ed. moaning ed hey, come, come on, ed. Get up, boy thats it grunting ed, come on thats it. grunting there. Are you all right, ed . Your eyes look funny. I feel fine, stranger. Stranger . Ed, whats going on . Why do you keep calling me ed, stranger . Oh, that bump on the head. Ed, what happened to your memory . Look, i dont know who you are, so would you mind getting out of my bedroom, please . Ed, im wilbur. Look, here. Here are the carrots you wanted. Carrots . Carrots are for horses. But youre a horse. Now, whatever gave you that idea . Youre ed. Im wilbur. Dont you recognize me . Ive never seen you before in my life, stranger. Im your owner. Youre my horse. Will you please stop calling me a horse . Im not a stranger i. Oh, this is awful i know what im gonna do. Poor fella. I think hes got amnesia. Wilbur, what are you doing . Im looking for the picture album. Whats your big rush . I want to show it to ed. You what . Im showing some pictures to ed. Uh, uh, to roger. Why would roger be interested in seeing pictures of mister ed . chuckling thats a good question. Oh, wilbur, try on the jacket. Hmm . I want to see if it still fits. Yeah, well. Honey, ive got to go. Oh, stop fidgeting. Wilbur, try on your trousers. Im in a hurry you try them on kay did you see what i saw . I saw it, but i dont believe it. He was wearing half a tuxedo. For half the concert. How are you feeling, ed . Pretty good, sam. Sam . Why are you calling me sam . Why are you calling me ed . You are sick, arent you, ed . Im sick . And youre wearing half a tuxedo. Well, look, when you see these photographs, this will help you to remember who you are. Sure, stranger. There you are, ed. Thats not me. Thats a horse. You are a horse. Oh, oh, oh no. Youre the horse. How can you say that . I cant be a horse. Horses dont talk. Im talking. How can i be a horse . Thats your problem. Look, here. This one will help you. You see . This is something i got you for your birthday. Wilbur. Uh, about that concert tonight. We . Oh, of course, you have a guest. Why dont you buy him a tuxedo, and take him to the concert tonight . Uh, dinner at 7 00. Hey, whos that . Thats our next door neighbor, roger addison. I like him. You like. But youve always hated him. Him i hate, and you i like . Youre in bad shape. Im gonna have to get you to the vet. Vet . Vets are for animals. Why are you taking me . You poor guy. You dont know what youre saying. Now, just take it easy. Ill see dr. Baker and get his advice. Hey, dont tell the doc you show photo albums to people you think are horses. He might throw a net over you. I dont know who i am, but whoever i am, veterinarian humming knocking veterinarian humming dog whining knocking oh, mr. Post. Dr. Baker, i need your help. Something wrong with your horse . Yeah, well, i hope you wont think im eccentric for what im about to say, but you know how close i am to my horse. I mean, i think of him as a person. Oh, now, you dont have to be ashamed of your affection for your horse. Animals are just like little people. Well, now, you take prince here, for instance. Just this morning, his owner brought in a birthday cake made out of a hamburger. Thats a little ridiculous, isnt it . And then theres puddy tat. Do you know that her owner, twice a week, gives me 5. 00 extra to give her a massage . And then, mrs. Cassidy lets her canary stay up just late enough to sing along with mitch. So, you see, you dont have to feel selfconscious. Now, whats wrong with your horse . He has amnesia. Oh, well, that. Amnesia . Oh, now, really. I knew you wouldnt believe me. Yeah, you dont mean amnesia. What you mean. What do you mean . Look, if puddy tat can have a birthday cake and prince can have a massage, why cant my horse have amnesia . Oh, no, no, no. Prince had the birthday cake, and puddy tat had the massage. Youre mixed up. Im the. My horse is mixed up all right. Uh, lets have a look at him. Well, i couldnt get him to come down here. Why not . He doesnt think hes a horse. How do you know . Because he thinks im a horse. Mr. Post, suppose we begin at the beginning . Well, it all began when this pail fell on his head. Well, because i hid the carrots. Look, doctor, i know what youre thinking, and i dont blame you, but believe me, the horse has lost his memory. He keeps calling me sam and charley. Mr. Post, i think you should see a doctor. Youre a doctor. No, you need a people doctor. I dont. Oh, but maybe ed does. I mean, after all, he thinks hes a people. Hes a person. Yeah, yeah, ill get a real doctor to examine him. Thank you very much, dr. Baker. Bye, puddy tat. Happy birthday, prince. Sing along. Lot of times, being a teenager means living with labels. You know, like the ones other people give you. And the ones you give yourself. But what happens when youre labeled as someone youre t . Stop wearing a label you dont want. It can be so frustrating. Sad. Lonely. If youre feeling overwhelmed by problems at school. Watch it at home, or anywhere else, you dont need labels. You need people who will listen. Who can help you take control, help you heal, help you win. You need to call the girls and Boys Town National hotline. tdd 18004481433 24 7, theyre here with help and hope when you need it most. The girls and Boys Town National hotline. Change your label. Change your life. Help is just a phone call away. laughing im glad you finally admit im not a horse. Thats right, so i thought id get a real doctor to come over and take care of you. Get one with a pretty nurse. Im starting with the as here. ed clearing his throat well, nurse, this is mr. Post. Yeah, i wonder if the doctor could come over to my house right away. Well, no, im fine. Its my horse. Hes got amnesia. click hello . Uh, hello . humming hello. Dr. Adams, please. Oh, doctor, my horse has amnesia, and i was thinking. click hello . Doc, doc. Hello . Hello . Uh, dr. Zelenka . Dr. Zelenka, before i tell you my problem, youve got to believe me. Youre the last doctor in the book, so, promise you wont hang up on me. Im desperate. Ah, thank you, doctor. Well, a pail of carrots fell on my horses head, and he has amnesia. click doctor, you promised well, if you ask me, you need a doctor yourself. You know, you may be right. I mean, if i could get a doctor to treat me for amnesia, then i could find out how to treat you. All ive gotta do is convince carol, and she may call one. Its worth a chance. door closing oh, that poor horse. I hope the doctor can help him. Honey, please hurry. Youre holding us up. Okay, gang, relax. Ill be right down. A concert, huh . chuckling ooh carol oh, wilbur oh oh wilbur oh, wilbur oh, he hit his head. Wilbur, are you all right . His eyes look glassy. He always looks like that. Oh, wilbur, did you hurt yourself . Wilbur . Whos wilbur . Who are you people, anyway . Where am i . Oh, wilbur, you did hurt yourself hes only faking. Mister, will you take your daughter and get out of here . Hes got amnesia. Daughter . I like him better with amnesia. Wilbur. Will you stop shouting at me, louise . Louise . Why are you calling me louise . For the same reason youre calling me wilbur. Now, wait a minute. He just doesnt want to go to the concert tonight. The concert. Of course wheres my piano . Piano . How can i play tonight without my piano . He thinks he plays the piano. Thinks . Thinks . Everybody knows rabinski plays the piano. Hello, dr. Cathcart . This is carol post. Oh, please hurry over here right away. Im worried about wilbur. Well, what do you think . Id cut out those late nights, big boy. Now he thinks hes a doctor. I am not a doctor. I am vladimir rabinski before the accident, he couldnt even say vladimir rabinski. Its a clear case of amnesia. Oh, poor dear. Oh, if i wasnt married. growling maybe you ought to get amnesia. roger growling doctor, what are we going to do . Well, theres no specific cure. The duration can be long or short. Sometimes, however, these things have been known to disappear as quickly as they come. You let him have a good nights sleep. Ill examine him in my office tomorrow. But, doctor, dont go. I havent found out yet how to, uh, how to get rid of these strangers. Would you mind stepping outside, so we can talk privately . Please . This is good. Im gaining his confidence. Im going to feel funny living here with wilbur, and he not knowing were even married. Come in, doctor. Well, why are you bringing me into this barn . Doctor, i want to level with you. Yeah . Doctor, im not sick. Thats the attitude its my horse whos sick. Yeah. Horse . He cant remember who he is. Oh, i see. Its your, uh, its your horse who has the amnesia. Finally, somebody understands well, ill, uh, tell you what to do. You will . Mmhmm. You get a good nights rest, and you and your horse come to my office in the morning. Ill treat you both. Yeah. No, doctor, doctor, you dont understand. stammering what im trying to tell you is. Well, he didnt believe a word i said. He thinks im sick. Hes not alone. sigh well, well, if i cant find out some way of helping you, i might as well tell carol and the others that im all right. And i realize its a lot more serious than i thought. But you did say that people do get better, doctor. How . Dr. Cathcart there are numerous ways amnesia patients recover. Sometimes months of rest, shock treatments. Sometimes a cure is quickly affected by another blow to the same area. You never can tell just exactly how the cure is brought about. Oh, i was just, i. Get him to my office first thing in the morning. Thank you, dr. Cathcart. Oh, i just cant stand wilburs being sick like this. If only we could help bring back his memory. It might take months of rest. The doctor just said another hit on the head might bring back his memory immediately. Thats right oh, but i couldnt deliberately hit wilbur on the head. Oh, i couldnt, either. I could. Roger hes my friend, and a friend doesnt turn his back on another friend when he needs a good hit in the head. What would you hit him with . In my car, ive got a crowbar. A hammer . A rock . Well, i cant hit him with a marshmallow. Maybe an umbrella would work. door opening upstairs uh, mr. Rabinski, what do you think of shostakovich and stravinsky as exponents of modern music . Well, uh, now, thats a very difficult question. What do you think . Why dont you take this to the concert with you . No, thanks. I always conduct with a baton. sighs ah, ed, its gonna be all right now. Everythings going to be fine, but i have to use this, so just close your eyes, huh . Look, stranger, why should i close my eyes . I dont even trust you when theyre open. Im not gonna hurt you. I just have to give you a little rap on the head with this. Ed, im doing it for your own good. Ed, listen to me. This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. Ed okay, then hit yourself on the head ed, listen to me pail clanking ed oh oh, my head. Ed, ed, whats going on . Ed what happened . That darn pail hit me on the head, wilbur. Serves you right for locking me out. Wait. Wilbur . You called me wilbur. Well, what am i supposed to call you . But. But youre all right. Youve got your memory back. Now, when did i ever lose it . This is wonderful you know, im a little worried about you, pal. Ed, its so great to have you back. Im so happy, i dont know what to say. While youre so happy, make me happy with a bucket of carrots. Okay, fella laughing wait, wait a minute. Now that youre all right, id better let the others know that, that im all right. laughing excitedly roger i had him right on target, but, cowardly weakling that i am, i couldnt go through with it. Well, maybe its for the best you didnt hit him. Carol oh, yes. I just wouldnt feel right having you hit wilbur. Excuse me, strangers. I want to get my piano music. I dont want to be late for my concert. Whoa wilbur oh, carol, how many times have i asked you not to polish this floor so much. Carol . He called me carol oh, darling, you called me carol well, what was i supposed to call you . Roger . Kay . laughs mmm, id better get dressed, honey. Ill be late for the concert. Ah, hes all right by the way, where have you been all afternoon . Oh hes all right he regained his memory youre late for work. You grab your 10gallon jug of coffee, and back out of the garage. Right into your wifes car. With your wife watching. She forgives you. Eventually. Your Insurance Company, not so much. They say you only have their basic policy. Dont basic policies cover basic accidents . Of course, they say. As long as you pay extra for it. With a Liberty Mutual base policy, new car replacement comes standard. And for drivers with accident forgiveness, Liberty Mutual wont raise your rates due to your first accident. 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[margaret] bud, you have to be able to express yourself no matter what you do. And besides, if you flunk english, you cant graduate and you cant get an engineering degree. Ill pass english, dont worry. [margaret] not the way youre going you wont. Now the dean suggested that we hire a tutor to help you in english. A tutor . Mom, thats for kids. Oh, not necessarily. Mom, i see teachers all day long. I dont want to have too face one every night too. audience laughs some old fuddy duddy. [margaret] it wont be. Itll be a student. Now the dean gave me a list of five recommended tutors. You know, theyre just bright students