Lever off. grunting there. Ah. It should be all set. Oh, come on, now, ed. You cant possibly get hurt. All i do is attach this hook, see, to the ring back here on the back of your harness. Then i press the lever on the motor, it pulls the cable, and the cable raises you a few feet off the ground. Mister ed i dont hear a word you say. Oh. This cable is Strong Enough to hold two horses. Then get the other one. This one is going to mexico. Ed adios, amigo. Ed, you cant get hurt. Its simple. You simply attach it in the back like that, and thats all there is to it. Nothing can happen. Carol wilbur. Im in my office, honey. Come in. I want to show you something. Whoa. Wait, wait. Ed, what are you doing . Ed, hold on to that lever what would you like for breakfast . Two eggs over easy, and get me down. Wilbur. You come down from there this minute. What . What are you doing up there . Well, i was trying the levitation trick on ed, and then something went wrong. Wilbur, come down from there before you get hurt. Honey, would you push that lever over there, please . grunt oh, wilbur, i cant. Its stuck. Well, then you better get help. Call somebody. Oh. Roger come over here quick maybe if you opened your belt. Roger whats. Huh . Kay wilbur arent you a little old to be playing peter pan . Whats he doing up there . Oh, hes trying some magic trick. Oh, roger, please do something. For your sake, my dear, i hope hes carrying flight insurance. When youve stopped being a wise guy, would you mind pushing that lever and getting me down . Never a dull moment with this boy. Here we go. Hey, its stuck. Aah wilbur, are you all right . For heavens sake, you cant fly that way. How do you get this thing off . You could have lowered me a little more gently. Im sorry, wilbur, but youre the first man ive brought back from outer space. Wilbur, you are the worlds worst magician. laughing yeah . Well, im going to figure out this levitation trick if its the last thing i do. I have a feeling it will be. The great mordini finishes his last show. What for . You know how much i want to learn this trick. If he finds out im an amateur magician, he might just tell me. Sometime i wish youd taken up a different hobby. Next thing, hell be trying to saw me in half. Thats a pretty good idea. Then i could claim you as two dependants. Oh, honestly, wilbur. Oh, come on, doll. Hey, how about you two joining us for breakfast . Oh, no, thanks. Addison and i have to go to the house and finish our argument. Oh, what are you two fighting about this time . I want to buy a little dog. Kay, i told you i will not have one of those hairy Little Creatures running around my house. Oh, look at him, carol. Isnt he a little doll . Oh, a chihuahua. Hes ridiculous. He should be arrested for impersonating a mouse. Oh, now, addison, be reasonable. Chihuahuas are considered very chic this year. Then you should get another one and wear them as earrings. You should be proud to own him. Hes a genuine blue blood, with a pedigree from mexico. That thing is so small, im afraid ill step on him. Oh, wheres the man on the flying trapeze . Hes been gone all afternoon. Hes been gone longer than that. Boy, hes way out. Mr. Mordini . Anybody here . knocking mr. Mordini . Zelda i. I thought it was you. Yeah, we thought it was you. Whats going on here . Look, this is all my fault. May i introduce myself . My name is wilbur post. I. Im a magician, too. I just dropped by here to tell you how much i enjoyed your act. And my wife. And your wife. No. No. You see, actually, and, you see, your wife, she had no idea. I mean, she thought that i was you, and, of course, you couldnt blame her for. Did you have a nice audience tonight . knock on door yes . Man Long Distance telephone call. See who that is. So. Youre a magician, are you . W. Well, no, not actually. You see, actually, im an architect. chuckle although i have dabbled in the art of, uh, prestidigitation. Heh heh heh. Oh, you have a nice touch. Uh, just a little rusty. I think that elephant levitation of yours is the finest trick that ive ever seen. Youre too kind. Its, uh, very clever, the way youve concealed those pulleys. Pulleys . Oh, just kidding. They dont use pulleys anymore, do they . Concealed hydraulic lifts . Mirrors . Actually, i use a thin elephant, and then i inflate him with helium. Of course, i dont believe in levitation at all. I suppose you think ive got a nerve trying to get you to reveal your best trick. Mmhmm, mmhmm. I mean, it isnt as if im trying to steal your gimmick. I was thinking of using a horse. Oh, good, good. Then my elephant will be able to sleep tonight. I was in my barn all morning, trying to figure out how do you do that trick. Lets face it, i know enough about magic to realize that levitation is strictly an illusion. I mean, you cant actually levitate anybody. I suppose youre right. Of course im. Oh, no. Do you still think its an illusion . Zelda darling. That call was from our agent. He wants us in new york tomorrow to set that european tour. Fine. Well take a plane. See if you can get us reservations. Okay. Oh. But where can we leave bongo . Yes. What about that elephant . Did you say you had a barn . Yes. My dear fellow magician, can you see it in your heart to take our elephant for just a few days . Oh, no. When i return, i might be willing to show you my levitation trick. What do you say . My horse doesnt know it, but hes about to take in a boarder. trumpeting ed, look what ive got. You cant let this boy out of the house. I want you to say hello to bongo. Hes going to be spending a couple of days with us. Not me. When i want to rent out space, ill advertise in the paper. Dont you start getting temperamental. I promised the great mordini that id watch his elephant till he got back from new york and i want you to be nice to bongo. Well, just tell schnozzola to stay out of my way. phone rings excuse me, bongo. Hello. Yes, kay. Oh, really . Well, look, ill be right over and fix it for you. Okay. Byebye. I got to go, ed. Its an emergency. I want you to take care of bongo. growling bark down, boy. Down. B. Boy, down. growling down, girl . I. I like dogs. I. Im. Im very fond of dogs. I. growling help take it easy, rog. Now thats a boy. Come on. There. Kay, i come home and find myself attacked by this ferocious, slobbering beast. What are you trying to do, kill me . Take it easy, rog. I sent you back with one dog today. Only because you said it was so small you might step on it. Now you bring one here that steps on me. Im sorry. He must have thought you were a stranger. If h stays here, maybe i will be. Are you threatening to leave me . Make up your mind, kay. 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What you need is a muzzle over your mouth. Hey, bongo, me tarzan. tarzan yell trumpeting now look, ed, bongo. tarzan yell trumpeting mister ed laughing carol, help carol id better flee the scene of the crime. Help help help oh, no. What trick are you doing now . I was washing the elephant. Wilbur, how could you let that magician talk you into minding his elephant . I told you. He promised he would teach me his levitation trick when he gets back. So far, the only thing thats been lifted around here is you. Honey, would you mind picking up that ladder . I dont want to hang around here all day. Honestly, i dont know how you get involved in these things. Honey, its only going to be for a couple of days. Now lets not argue. But an elephant honey, lets not quarrel. Look what happened to the addisons over a silly little thing like getting a pet. Poor kay. She just feels awful. I feel sorrier for roger. Poor guy, rattling around all alone in some motel. But they do love each other, and they belong together. Honey, why dont you go have a talk with him . Well, maybe i will if itll do any good. Rog, i, uh, i saw kay this morning. And shes heartbroken. She is . Oh, rog, you cant live alone like this. I mean, you do love her, dont you . Then forget your pride. Make up with her. Never. This should be defrosted by now. bongo trumpets trumpets stop fooling around. I want to get some sleep. growling what are you doing . And i told you to leave this door open. With you around, i need plenty of fresh air. Okay, now stay away from me, you clown. I was only kidding. Uhh cant you take a joke . Oof oh, that does it. Lets go outside and settle this like gentlemen. Oof get off my toes wilbur help Wild Elephant stampede oh, get away from me get him off of me, wilbur ohh come on here. Come on. Be a good boy now. You shouldnt frighten ed. Whos frightened . What happened, ed . Oh, he wont let me sleep. I turned the light off, he turns it on. Would you rather sleep outside, ed . Anythings better than this. Okay. Ill get your blanket for you. Come on, ed. Hey. What happened to your foot . Twinkletoes just stepped on it. Id like to sue him for every peanut hes got. He wont get away with this. Do i get my blanket back, or do i call the cops . sputtering that does it. Operator, get me the police. Riot squad. For heavens sake, whats going on here . That big crook in there rolled me for my blanket. Oh, stop acting like a baby. Then he tried to drown me. Oh, hes just being playful. Mister ed i dont see you laughing. I see what you mean. That big ape goes now, or i go. Okay. Ill put him in addisons garage, and he can spend the night there. Come on, bongo. Come on. Come on. ring yes, doll . Kay, im coming home. Oh, doll, thats wonderful. Ive been waiting for your call. And, sweetheart, if you want some little pet, its all right with me. Oh, im glad you said that, lover, because ive found the cutest little thing. kissing you cant live with them, and you cant live without them. vocalizing anything wrong . We saw the light. No. Everythings wonderful. My doll is coming home. Oh, im so happy, kay. car drives up oh, theres addison now. I should have left the light on the garage. vocalizing the garage. Oh, no oh, no a little pet, huh . Kay, if i have to walk that on a leash every night, we are through. But. No, it was such fun having him. Everybody loved the little pet. Thats wonderful. Im so glad. We cant thank you enough for taking care of our bongo. I should be thanking you for showing me the trick. I never would have learned otherwise. Glad to return the favor, but remember, you promised to tell no one how it was done. Oh, no. I wont even tell my horse. Oh, im glad to hear that your mister ed and our bongo got along so well together. Oh, eds very fond of him. Very, very fond. trumpeting