Because when you bite it, thats it . Simply the hottest tortilla chip in the world. What happened . I ate it with my hands and i recovered ever since but i forgot to wash my hands afterward and i scratched my eye and had tortilla. Tortilla in the eye. Billy was yelling for visine, seconds before the show. Fighting a left eye blink. If you see a lot of left eye blinking you know im hanging in there by a thread. Weve got a great show to kick off the weekend. Shawn mendes is here singing a song for us. The girls were w hes a sweetheart, this guy. I had breakfast with him the my house. What . I did a little series breakfast with billy. He was the first one today . No, in los angeles a few weeks ago. He came over. The most charming guy. Cooked pancakes for him. Hes very interested in my fathers legendary recipe. Nicest guy. The girls loved him. By the way, he sang and ate and i happened to be there and there was a young girl who was watching and she was sock. Look at her. Crying, crying, and boom. Thats it. Oh, and then my names logan. Logan. Look at logan. Look at logan. Look at logan. Logan cant handle it. Congratulations. I love her. Logan oh hes worthy of it. If im logans dad. Yes. Im thrilled she loves shawn mendes. Hes the nicest kid. That shawn. Hes honest with his fans, hes not afraid to share the bumps and bruises. Hes kind. Hes cool. Hes a cool guy. A cool kid. By the way, sprouted up when he started a couple years ago on vine with his the little sixsecond songs, he sang a bieber cover, this little dude. Boom. He shot up into quite the man. Wait. Our medics have arrived. Jerry and some saline. Jerry. God forbid i was having a heart attack. [ laughter ] what i meant was thank you so much, jerry, for this look what we have, billy. [ laughter ] im a mess. Jerry, youre a doll. Also the hilarious ken jeong, from hangover. His own show called dr. Ken that he says is basically fashioned after his own life. And the guys got dance moves. Allegedly. Theyre not that good. Ive seen his dance moves. Dont tell ken that. Speaking of dancing . A legend in the house, threetime imwinning actress and choreographer, debbie allen. Shes on greys anatomy. Never know where shell pop up. Shes awesome. Jill martin is here and shes going to give a makeover to two women starting over in their careers. And suzy welch is here, jack welchs life. Shes also going to give some advice on how you can start over again. One is starting a bridal salon, right . Getting into the bridal salon business. Which is great. We have new halloween masks in case you guys are shopping for Halloween Costumes already. These are emoji masks. Heres mine. Thats my favorite emoji. I use that all the time. Thats better than lol. The laughing hysterically emoji. What have you got . I dont know how i got this one, but here we go. Poop thats a poop one. You got to like poop. Just goes poop. The only issue would be and i want to be honest. I dont know i hear me. But the only issue is seeing. Right . Yeah. Its not so simple. Give poop a little kiss. A little poop kiss. You just got kissed by poop. You can buy these for nothing. 29 bucks, 39 bucks. All kinds of websites. Alwaysfits. Com is one. 39, its not nothing, for a thing. If thats all youre wearing. Wear your own brown turtleneck and youre set. What did you do yesterday . Let me tell you something. A perfect moment. I was in sirius xm doing what i do over there. Walking out, minding my own business. . Doodadoo . Time to leave, turn around. I see hunk heaven in front of me. Chris pratt, denzel, ethan hawke look whats happening and the films director antoine fuqua. These guys are all magnificent seven. Yeah. Isnt that crazy . I was scared to get into the pictur maybe theyll notice me. Then i just jumped in. I found my spot. You looked like logan seeing shawn mendes. Look at you chris pratt is one big stud. Can you believe parks rec and now hes just he is something, by the way. All right. Will you update us on brangelina . Yeah. The latest, source close to the Los Angeles County department of children and Family Services told nbc news that a child abuse allegation against brad has triggered a routine investigation. Anytime they get a call, whether anonymous or not, they have to People Magazines editorial director jess cagle told nbc news as well we have a source that says the fight was really between brad and angelina and one of the kids somehow got involved in this. I can tell you i spoke with someone this morning working with brad and very close with brad and hes giving said two things. One, i dont want any comments from anyone connected to me that are disparaging of angelina, as mom, or anything like that. I want to keep he would love very much to keep all of this as private as possible. Of course, tno but also he made stressed the point that nothing physical occurred. Okay. From his side. But you get a call, you get a call. And this you know, the fbi is gathering information now. Havent launched an investigation. But gathering information, deciding whether or not to. Because air space on a special aircraft like this is under fbi jurisdiction. He did touch down in minnesota, which would lead you to believe theyre not fueling up. Its a big plane. Interesting. Does happen in the air the fbi investigates. But doesnt it sound weird that the fbi has millions of things to do, might even be glancing in that direction. But also according to People Magazine pitt admits he was inebriated during that encounter and a source close to them says they have not spoken since their split. Sad. It is sad for the whole thing. The kids, everything. But hopeful no one knows exactly whats you know whats funny, i said earlier, were information. But you know, if theres not much information to gather, that may be a good thing. Hopefully they can keep it as quiet as possible and no ones engaging in a, you know, lets get ahead of this story kind of tactic here. I think sometimes when there is a vacuum, when no ones talking, either the story dies down, or so much speculation gets tossed around. Its one of those weird things. It either goes one way or the other. We did reach out to pitt and jolies camps about the its for the wellbeing of the children, everyone says were acting in the childrens best interests. Whats really in their best interest is this story and sources close to each one of them not really saying anything. That is in the best interests of the children. Speaking of chris pratt a second ago. You saw him. Its obviously very different. But he had a great comment recently about latenight arguments between spouses and lovers, a lovers quarrel, and he says, you know the old expression dont go to bed mad . Yeah. If you just strictly adhere to dont go to bed mad that means you might rush into a resolution and it might not be the right resolution. It might be a form of sweeping it under the carpet. He says you can go to bed mad, thats fine. However, under the covers maybe a little toe touch. The toe goes over and touches the other toe. Of you know, a beautiful lady and says, well deal with this later, yeah . Were good. Oh, she moves it back . She moves you away, and rolls over. You know what . Look at all the girls. You see . Weve done the kick toe. What if she doesnt kick the toe back and kind of maybe circles her toe around your toe . If you get the toe linkage, thats awesome, but more people are thinking that there is a kick toe oh, no. The kick toe is winning out. I kick toe and that would be lying. Yeah. Ive had a few kick toes. Yeah. All right. So you guys, kathie lee by the way going to be at the greenwich food and wine and food festival. Its one of those great events they have in greenwich. Surprise, surprise. Shes going to have her stuff there. Its going to benefit paul newmans the hole in the wall gang club, and shell be at the tasting tent from saturday at from 1 30 to 3 30. To help her get out of the tent. There are going to be some live performances. The Bacon Brothers are going up there. Ziggy marley. Old crow medicine. Thats a great show if youve never seen old crow medicine. Never seen that. Never heard of them in my life. Greenwich wine and food, thats where you go. Greenwichwineandfood. Com. Shes there. Coming up, hes famous for saying toodaloo. But were saying hello to ken jeong. If you havent seen his dance moves, you are in for a surprise. How about a t oh. Whoa. Limber. Yeah. . . Approaching medicare eligibility . You may think you can put off checking out your Medicare Options until youre sixtyfive, but now is a good time to get the ball rolling. 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Remember, medicare doesnt cover everything. The rest is up to you. Call now, request your free decision guide and start gathering the information you need to help you keep rolling with confidence. Ken jeong is a doctor turned actor who now plays a doctor on tv. But to many ken will always be known as the outrageous asian mobster mr. Chow in the blockbuster buddy comedy the hangover when he said ah tonight as ken kicks off season 2 of his very funny sitcom dr. Ken, which by the way is based on his real life. Here is a sneak peek. Is there anything else i can do for you . No. Im just trying to spend more time with my patients to make shortchanged. Thats okay. I feel like i got correct change. Good. Then we can talk about me. A lot of stuff has been going on with me lately. My resident julie left to do a pediatric fellowship and oh, i tried standup comedy at the laugh factory. Spoiler alert. I killed. If i could just thats the problem when youre blessed with two massive talents. Comedy, medicine. Where can i do the most good . Show so much. We just realized the guy thats real mustache hes not wearing a fake mustache, glasses thing. Its david wingll, an amazing actor. Hes not the prototype for the eyebrow and mustache and nose you can buy. Ken ken jeong. Ken jeong, this man is great. This man has got twin 9yearolds at home. One of them in the show, right . Yeah. And fourth episodes playing daves stalker, my tv sons stalker. Just stares at him through a window. For a whole episode. Good initial acting gig. This show is based on your life . Yeah. Loosely based on my life. I was a reallife doctor working in l. A. What kind of doctor . An ugly one. I was a reallife doctor in internal medicine, like general practice. At an hmo in l. A. And its loosely based on my yeah. She really has become a collaborator, even more so this year, because my tv wife moves joins me tonight on the season premiere, joins me at the hmo, and the whole season is about working with your wife as well as living with her outside of work. Its a dog eat dog world out there. Heres to a Second Season its a miracle just to get a pilot made, a series, and to get a Second Season is an embarrassment of riches. Im so grateful. Hollywood . Not much. I just work and i go home to go home to my wife and kids. Its pretty you know, i try to keep things as simple as possible. So i work and go home. I worked on access hollywood for years. Ive got to tell you, he laid low. Ken jeong. He did . Kim jeong laid low. He wasnt out there like you think partying every night. You know what he can do, whether hes out partying or not, maybe hes doing it in front of his bathroom mirror but geeky, dorky. I have dance moves. Not like ken. You and your wife dance some. But i heard your wife doesnt love the way you dance . Yeah. Shes always accused me of being like a selfish dancer. Like when we go to weddings or parties, i never dance with her. I dance kind of at her. Yeah. Maybe a little bit for her . Maybe for her. Thats better. Crank it up. We just need to see a few months. Basically, yeah. I have a few moves i beat to death. You can do this little thing. I do love that. Nur one. Lets see your number two move. I think its more like this. I dont know if you can and lets see your last move. Its more of the michael more of what if a worldclass choreographer was watching these moves right now . Would you want input she would never want to work with me because those are the only or she. Or she. Ken, look around. Debbie allen. Oh, my gosh. Oh. Debbie what do you think of this . Im not worthy. Put you back in the trunk, honey. I dont want to say bad, but go. Isolate. Isolate, honey. Isolate. Come on. Easy. What was that other move you did . It doesnt have any function. Its just no. Its more the white mans lateral step. Show him, debbie. Diversity, guys. Look at this. Out. Out, out, out. You got to debbie allen one, two and one two, one, two. I can do that easy. So easy. I can do that. Dr. Ken premieres tonight. Debbie allen is sticking around to talk greys anatomy and so much more under 50 bucks. Deluxe for less. A big comeback, after this. Why are you checking your credit score . I wanna see if it changed. Credit scores dont change that much, do they . Really . Ill take it. Sir, your credit. Is great right . When was the last time you checked . Yeah, id better check my credit score. Here, try credit karma. Its free. All right. No more surprises. Credit karma. Give yourself some credit. Man, my feet same time tomorrow, fellas . Dr. Scholls massaging gel work insoles absorb a hard day on your feet for comfort that keeps you feeling more energized. Dudes got skills. Our bacteria familys been on this cushion for generations. I like to watch them clean, but theyll never get me on the mattress new lysol max cover with 2x wider coverage kills bacteria lilliana, you decent . Yes. Im bringing a boy in. Billy bush is coming in. You had moves downstairs. Did you see yes, he did. A little bit. They come out here and there. The trend well see is a classic . Yes. Im avoiding calling it a trend because everybody has one of these. Its kind of like an updated classic. And for fall they are back in a huge way. We are talking denim jackets. And every single one were going to show you today under 50 bucks. Lets start with this one. This is on megan from uniqlo under 40 for this one and a classic fit. Medium wash. So it goes with everything. Do you ever put the collar up . I like a pop. Billy, do you like a pop . No. Thats like frat boy from the 80s movie. But on a girl. Way cute. Way cute. So we just layer this over a sweatshirt with a printed skirt and then ankle boots. Shes perfect to transition into fall. Adorbs, as my daughter would say. When the weather gets a little colder you can also layer your denim jacke under 50. It has a cherling detail on the collar that you can take off. Layered it over a blazer, turtleneck, leggings and silver flats, polished, sharp and very chic. So cute, right . Yep. Whats going on with this . This is kind of the newest when it comes to denim jackets. Its all about these fun whimsical patches. Chantal is showing us this one. Its available at love culture. So say, you have an old denim jacket or you purchased one vintage. You can actually buy these adorable little patches. These are available at marymary. Com in sets of three for only ten bucks. And look, you can actually put them wherever you want. Pin them on your jacket. Its a little retro. Your daughter would like that. Yeah. Flashback to the browny, scouts, when you had you had to earn them then. You did. Now you design for 10. Okay. Then this is one of my favorite looks for the season. This is denim on denim. Its huge. Celebrities remember when this was a nono . Remember when they said, dont do denim on denim. No one ever told jay leno. Thats right he loves denim on denim. Only denim on denim. Nothing else. This is a gorgeous jacket from forever 21. If you notice this is more of a boyfriend fit. It hits a little lower. Its a little looser. This is kind of the cool girl way of doing a denim jacket. All we did was layer it over a sweater ax great button down and but if you notice theres a bit of contrast between the jacket and the jeans. Can we talk about lillianas dress for a second . That is awesome. That is gorgeous. Would you throw a denim jacket on that . Yes. Lets try it. Is this one piece . Its one piece. Theres a slip. If not, youre in a lot of trouble. Look how cute you are. Youre so cute. The denim jacket is a must have. It is. Do you have one . I have one. I guys can pull off the denim jacket as well, right . His concerts are sold out in minutes but youll get to see him for free. Shawn mendes performs for us. Plus a new look for two ladies starting a new career in business. If youre thinking about starting a new stage in your life you have come to the right place. These days its not uncommon for women of all ages to move to a second oeven third career but changing your role often means changing your wardrobe. It sure does. Today contributor jill martin took two ladies shopping for their second act styles. She began with tracy cornet. Tracys been a stayathome mom for 15 years and now plans on opening her own bus a so an exciting day together, little girls trip because were celebrating this new chapter in your life. Tell us about that. I have three kids. And its kind of time for me to go back to work and create part of my future. So you told me you like to wear jeans and a tshirt. So what are you hoping . How are you hoping to elevate your wardrobe . Well, i want to be comfortable first, but i also want the people who work for me know that, you know, im there for them and i need to stand out a little bit but also be approachable. Ready for our mini makeover . And congratulations. Thank you. I like that. I dont know about, too dressy. I like this, though. . . All right. Were going to take a look. This is what tracy looked like before. Which is gorgeous. Lets be honest. Straight up. But we would like tracy, come on out. See you with your new look. Youre not going to believe. Tracy coming out like that . What . Wow wow. A lot of new threads coming in. Jill, the second act look is hot. That is awesome. Okay. Well, i understand what youre saying, but we talked about it and she want a look to get into work and feel fabulous, but also put on a pair of flats, a pair of little sneakers, you can also make it more casual. Pieces. Everything is from chicos. And to get to work you have to look chic as well. A cape. Everybody should invest in a cape for fall. Like a superhero with the lining and leopard. Love that. Suzy congratulations. The laundromat opens in two weeks, correct . Hopefully, yes. Now i think, you know, youre about to make a transition, about to become a working mother. Two pieces of that. Yes. I guess my career advice would be around whether or not youve talked to your kids and enlisted your kids in helping you with that transition to become a brand new thing. For you. It is. Im a little nervous about juggling work and feeling guilty. Yeah. Not being home for everything. But theres going to be a new normal. You and your kids are going to get there together, and my advice would be to experiment with different kinds of situations that allow you to transition from being a stayathome mom to a working mom. You know, you will try things that dont work and there will be some chaos. Thats completely normal and to be expected. You look beautiful. Good luck at the laundromat. Whats it called . It is called tlc wash house. Tracy l. Cornett. Your name. I knew it. It is. Next up, donna hayes, a registered nurse who opened a bridal salon with her daughter, but donna says her daughter complains when she stops by the store in her scrubs. Take a look. So this is very exciting, this next chapter in life. So tell me about it. Im a nurse by career and recently in march we opened up a bridal salon with my daughter kaitlyn. It was her passion and became my second career. She had worked in a bridal salon and ran it pretty much herself. We said, why not do it ourselves . So now my daughter, my 19yearold, is teaching me the business of how to run this bridal salon. You told me kaitlyn is very critical of what you wear to work . Yes. She makes fun of everything i wear and its a joke also for my three daughters of what i wear. She begged me not to wear these flipflops today. Id like to look a little more sophisticated, like i didnt just roll out of bed. So sophisticated, comfortable, casual, elevated and a little on trend so we can please kaitlyn . Exactly. This is pretty cute. . . Oh, donna, get over here. Come here. Come on, donna. You look awesome. Tell us about that look, jill. Home run. This we because these long denim jackets are really in. I took the belt off. Hi. You look gorgeous. Thank you. And we just added a statement belt which you may already have in your closet. But everything from chicos. Look how we changed the look. So now you have two looks for work. And her dauer approves. Looks great. You look great. All right. You look professional and i think thats the role youre going to play. Your daughter is a creative stylist, Young Creative genius and your role, mom, is really to be the professional in the house and work with the vendors. You look great. Yes. Especially since i had the makeup and the hair done. My eyebrows. Thank you so much. Good job, guys. Appreciate it. A onetwo punch right there. She had second, third, and fourth acts in her life, and shes not done yet. Were talking about debbie allen. She has something new and great to share with us. After this. . . . . . . . . Geico motorcycle, . Music . Ky intense. . I know what you did last summer . Announcer the citi Concert Series on today is proudly presented to you by citi. Theres pretty much no bigger pop idol these days than shawn mendes. The kids a big star. Hes got an upcoming world tour, and get this, in a matter of hours it became the number one album in 60 countries on itunes. Here he is, shawn mendes, singing his latest single treat you better. . . . I wont lie to you . . No, i know hes just not right for you . . And you can tell me if im off but i see it on your face . . When you say that hes the one that you want . . And youre spending all your time in this wrong situation . . And anytime you want it to stop . . I know i can treat you better . . Than he can . . And any girl like you deserves a gentleman . . Tell me why are we wasting . When you should be with me instead . . I know i can treat you better . . Better than he can . . Ill stop time for you . . The second you say that youd like me to . . I just wanna give you the loving that youre missing . . Baby just to wake up with you . . Could be everything i need and this could be tell me what you want to do . . cause i know i can treat you better than he can . . And any girl like you deserves a gentleman . . Tell me why are we wasting time on all your wasted crimes when you should be with me instead . . I know i can treat you better . . Better than he can . . Oh, give me a sign . . Take me hand, well be fine . . I promise i wont let you down . . Just know that you dont have to do this alone . . I promise you ill never let you down . . Sti w scream it out . Than he can . . And any girl like you deserves a gentleman . . Tell me why are we wasting time on all your wasted crimes when you should be with me instead . . I know i can treat you better . . Better than he can . . No, no . . Better than he can . . No, no, no . . Better than he can . . Yeah . . Better than he can . . [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. By the way, ed sheeran and john mayer reached out to him to work on this album. Thats a good sign. Thats saying something. No k dancing legend. One of the most famous choreographers and actresses on the planet. Debbie allen, after this. Why am i so devastatingly handsome, im in a fragrance. Ad, and my sweethearts gone sayonara. This scarf, all thats left to remember. What she washed this like a month ago h. Heartburn. Sorry maam. No burning here. Try new alkaseltzer heartburn relief gummies. They dont taste chalky and work fast. Mmmm. Incredible. Can i try . She doesnt have heartburn. New alkaseltzer heartburn relief gummies. Every now and then you get to sit with a legend. Were talking about debbie allen. Her name has been etched in our collective minds ever since she delivered this memorable line which line . From an 80s tv classic. Which one . This one. Youve got big dreams. You want fame. In sweat. Yeah yes, you do. Sweat honey, im paying. I want to tell you. Im still paying. Are you still paying or i am. Are you enjoying the fruits of the labor . No, no. The work. Im one of gods generals, field sergeants. Ive got to get out here and plow the field. Raising children and pushing the arts, and taking a big step stop the madness, thats the biggest thing. You have a couple of things. Lets talk about freezeframe in a second. Can we talk about greys anatomy . Billy was saying, its like a second life for greys isnt it . It is. Its like its a brand new show. I feel im executive producing a brand new show. I go to the movies with my husband and young girls scream when they see me. I thought something was wrong. They wanted to take a picture. I was so flattered. Too young. But the 14yearolds, 15yearolds, theyre watching it on netflix and theyre bingeing it. You know, because i think its based on something thats so real. Theres a lot of television out there thats not truthful or fantasy. Greys anatomy is based on the real. Shonda rhimes, thats home base for all these wonderful things shes doing. And its so based on something that people can hold on to and see themselves in. Weve got to talk about freeze frame gauze you basically youve been talking ab purpose of your lifes work is thats a lot coming from you. Its a lot, because i feel that i have been pulled into it. I didnt do it. Its doing me. Yeah. Ive talked to mothers that have lost their children. Ive talked to the police. Its a very balanced portrayal. Its about its everything that i do. Its cinema, its dance, its music. Its stage production. Spoken word. And its about the violence thats going on in america right now. Its about the racial divide. Its about the police. And im sorry that its so relevant. I have to say, i am sorry that i have to keep rewriting it. You know, we wake up every morning shattered to more news about senseless loss of life. How long have you been working on this . Ive been working on this probably actively for about five years. But in my head probably since i moved to los angeles to do fame. Because the Gang Violence was so unsettling. Interesting that the storyline has not changed in your head, right . This is about the headlines feel like in the last couple of years not enough has changed. And right now its critical because its an Election Year and what is happening . I mean, i am being supported by the center for american progress, coalition to stop gun violence. Westfield is the only corporate sponsor that i can get, thank god for Wallace Annenberg and thank god for the Kennedy Center. Im part of the john f. Kennedy Center Centennial celebration, in his name. How can people see this if frame . They want to go to the Kennedy Center website, were there october 27th through the 30th. On october the 29th Whoopi Goldberg is going to come with lee daniels and nicole hochuli from the sandy hook promise. Phylicia rashad and michael eric dyson, to have a panel discussion. And were raising money on that night. And for that special night you can call me at the Debbie Allen Dance Academy and get those special tickets because weve got to raise money. This needs to go to chicago, to orlando, to every place dont you love Debbie Allens passion . I mean, you really i have to say, every time you come here you have a purpose. And thats probably why you stay so young and so vibrant and so relevant, you that just keep on creating i keep on going and im still doing the hot chocolate nutcracker. Of course you are and by the way, ken jeong just enrolled in the Debbie Allen Dance Academy. He better call me right now. Im going to catch him outside. Thursday nights. Well be back with more. First, this is today on nbc. Debbie allen polo marco. polo marco. polo marco. s . . Polo marco. polo scusa . Ma io sono marco polo, ma. Marco. playing marco polo with marco polo . Surprising. Ragazzini, io sono marco polo. S . , sono qui. Whats not surprising . How much money amanda and keith saved by switching to geico. Ahhh. Polo. Marco. polo fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. Polo king my free credit score at credit karma. What the . Dont you know that checking your credit score lowers it. Actually, checking your own credit score with credit karma doesnt affect it at all. I guess i could just check my credit score then. . Like a wagon wheel . Okay, twitter fans, we heard you. This is wagon wheel by old crow medicine show. I said i didnt know who they were. Darius rucker covered this song. Now we know. Now we know. They will be performing at the greenwich food and Wine Festival tomorrow. Kathy will be there with her stuff. Okay. Tout pricey beauty routines . Celebrities like gigi hadid, john mayer, Kim Kardashian have all revealed the high price they pay for some of their Beauty Products and creams. Heres what kathdie lee and i had to say about this. Hoda, many times celebs are paid to tout things. Anytime touting things to make people jealous, i dont think thats okay at all. Oh, thats great. I say if you have the money, i guess you can spend it any way you want. Personally, i love oil of olay regenerist. You tried it . Are you getting paid for that . Ah, yes. There we go. Is it okay that charlie took off early for the weekend . Charlie, everybody cut out early on a friday. He said thats enough. Billy, i want to thank you for coming. Its been truly fun. Got something fun planned this weekend . Oh, yeah. Really fun. Hot date with joel . Let me guess. Big week. Samuel l. Jackson, mandy moore, sutton foster, hillary duff and debi mazar. Performance business brett eldridge. Kristen chenowith. Weve got a great week. Have a superb weekend. You, too. My mission is simple, to make you money. Im here to level the Playing Field for all investors. Theres always a bull market somewhere, and i promise to help you find it. Mad money starts now hey, im cramer. Welcome to mad money. Welcome to cramerica. Friends. Im just trying to make you some money. My job is not just to entertain you but to educate you. So call me at 1800743cnbc or tweet me jimcramer. Dont make the mistake of trying to outthink this market. 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