Eric church and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 531, eastern nebraska woo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you very much hello looking good looking good [ cheers and applause ] . . Jimmy hey enjoy yourself. Hey, thank you welcome i feel the love right there. I feel the love. That is fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] it makes me feel so good. Thank you very much, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Its a big show, tonight. Were gonna have fun. But, first, heres what people are talking about. You guys, the nfl season kicked off this weekend. It was exciting. [ cheers and applause ] and i read that two starters for the Buffalo Bills missed the team bus to the game, had to take an uber [ laughter ] to the game. The uber driver said, good luck with your football game. And they said, and good luck with baseball, tebow. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] wow jimmy guys, heres the latest on the election. Hillary clinton had to walk back a comment she made about Trump Supporters last week. A lot of people were really upset about this. Take a listen. You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of trumps supporters into what i call the basket of deplorables. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] [ crowd boos ] so, if youre keeping track, Trump Supporters are deplorable, and hillary supporters are deportable. [ laughter ] just so you [ applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy but of course, the big story right now is that hillary was just diagnosed with pneumonia. And to everyones surprise, trump has refused to attack her while shes sick and even said, yeah, that he hopes she feels better. At which point, people started asking trump if he was feeling okay. [ laughter and applause ] maybe you should lie down, mr. Trump. I hope shes taking a lot of liquids [ laughter ] staying hydrated. [ laughter ] i guess trump really doesnt want does want her to get her some flowers and a basket of deplorables. Isnt that nice . Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy thats great. Hes thoughtful. [ applause ] steve thats beautiful. Jimmy im not sure what happened here. Watch this thing. A trump adviser named Jack Kingston went on a cnn panel this weekend to discuss the elections. And ive got to say, he seemed just a little stiff. Take a look at this. This is exactly the reason that 115 republican defense specialists are supporting secretary clinton and not having anything to do with donald trump. [ laughter ] the kind of unhinged statement that he makes. [ laughter ] weakened our International Policy and shows a blatant lack of support for our allies in south korea. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dont move to be fair, thats actually the best comment on the election ive seen so far is, like i i i dont know. [ laughter ] i dont know whats going on anymore. [ laughter ] hillarys campaign saw that, and was like, just unplug him and plug him back in. It happens to us all the time. [ laughter and applause ] its a Pretty Simple fix. Some entertainment news, the film sully was a huge hit this weekend. And now, federal investigators are protesting the film because they say it makes them look like the bad guys. Then geese were like, how do you think we feel . [ laughter ] our friend barbara got sucked into an engine, and somehow were the bad guys here. [ laughter ] i heard about a new movie coming out that chronicles president obamas first year at columbia univertsity called, barry. Yeah, its 104 minutes long, roommate. [ laughter ] hes like, uh, my name is uh barry. [ laughter ] i like to hang out on the beach. My favorite fruit is an apple. . . [ applause ] remember that . A callback to his old joke that no one liked the first time we did it. [ laughter ] hey, in case you guys missed it, last night was the miss America Pageant in atlantic city. And like always, at the beginning of the pageaea its usually a quick sentence about themselves. But this year it, seemed like the contestants were really into geography. Take a look. From the state with the highest number of lightning strikes in the nation, im coming in hot. Im courtney sexton, miss florida. We have over 580 organic farms, this field is the real deal at riley fields, miss vermont. Over 80 of my states land is owned by the u. S. Government. [ laughter ] jimmy what . Jimmy meanwhile, miss colorado was like, i dont even remember where im from, but [ laughter and applause ] steve 420 jimmy its like each of them its like each of them just googled their state right before they went on camera. [ laughter ] its like, im from the great state of tennessee, which is 900 feet above sea level. [ laughter and applause ] what . Thats not a stat that anyone knows. Guys, get this. The Company Behind mr. Clean is holding an open casting call and i saw that women are welcome to apply. So if you know a woman who you think looks like mr. Clean [ laughter ] its probably best to not say anything. Steve yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy let her figure it out. Hey, judy, anyone ever tell you steve hey, honey. Jimmy you look like mr. Clean. Steve what are you so mad at . Jimmy finally, i want to say congratulations to [ cheers and applause ] amazing match. Afterwards, he actually stopped by the tonight show offices, and we had a pretty intense match of our own. Check this out. Hey, guys, im here with 2016 u. S. Open champion stan wawrinka. [ cheers and applause ] wawrinka . Doesnt matter jimmy. Jimmy jimmy. Today, were going to go head to head in a game of tennis, but were going to do it the oldfashioned way, like real men. Im talking about nintendo wii tennis. [ jimmy here we go. Whos serving . Okay. Ready . Yes this is good. This is feeling real good [ laughter ] why did i ever come here . Jimmy this is so fun. This is stupid. I win the u. S. Open last night, and then im losing here. Jimmy oh did you see . Smoke came off of my tennis ball. Gosh, this feels good ah oh, my god embarrassing this is embarrassing. Jimmy im totally embarrassing embarrassing. Jimmy game jimmy fallon ace from jamie. Ace from jamie. Jimmy jimmy. Jimmy, not jamie. [ laughter and applause ] hey, its not moving. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] ug jimmy this is it. This is for the whole game. Oh, smoke no jimmy yes ha, ha, ha, ha oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause ] you win, you lose. Yeah yeah, but did you have the best time of your life . I wish, but i would never come back again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a good sport. We have a great show, tonight. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy stan wawrinka, what a a great guy. Steve oh. Jimmy good sport. Guys, its monday. Were so happy to be back. Weve got a giant week of shows coming up. Shailene woodley will be here. [ cheers and applause ] jason aldean, kevin james, and bon iver will all be here, everybody then on thursday, republican president ial candidate, donald trump, will be joining us. [ applause ] following that, on monday, democratic president ial candidate Hillary Clinton will be here, so very exciting. [ cheers and applause ] guys, this fridays a special show. Miley cyrus will be taking over the show. [ cheers and applause ] we called miley. We go, do you want to do it . Its going to be all miley, all show. Weve got fun things planned with her. You dont want to miss that. But first, we have a fun show tonight. Were so excited to have her on the show. If you love Bridget Jones, youre going to freak for this one. Its fantastic. I missed her. From the new movie, Bridget Joness baby, Renee Zellweger is joining us. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy shes so funny. Steve a delight jimmy physical comedy is just shes great. Later in the show, renee and i are heading into the ring to play a brand new game called, heavyweight wrestling. Im very competitive, obviously, yeah. Steve yeah. Jimmy shes so tiny compared to me, yeah. Im going to destroy her. [ laughter ] plus hes one of the greatest nba players of all time, and the newest inductee to the Basketball Hall of fame. The great Shaquille Oneal is here [ cheers and applause ] shaq in the hall of fame, hall of famer. [ applause ] and we have great music from eric church tonight, you guys look at this. [ cheers and applause ] eric church. Guys, lets just admit it. We live in a branddriven society. Jimmy the problem is, what makes a good name for one thing might make a bad name for something else, or make a great name for something else. With that in mind, its time for a segment we call, good name, bad name, great name. [ applause ] . . First up, we have Pumpkin Spice latte. It is finally back in season. That is a good name for a a starbucks beverage. Its a bad name for a cologne. Donald trumps skin color. [ laughter ] steve really . [ cheers and applause ] Pumpkin Spiced latte. Jimmy Pumpkin Spiced latte. [ applause ] next up, theres virgin mobile. [ laughter ] thats a good name for a phone company, a bad name for a a dating app [ laughter ] a great name for tim tebows car. Steve oh, i see. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you understand . Steve im now understanding it a little better. [ applause ] jimmy heres another example. Steve oh, good. Jimmy we have the neverending story. Steve okay, yeah. [ laughter ] a great name for a phone call with my mom. Steve oh. [ laughter and applause ] and then, yeah i dont know if im going to have it again. I dont know, yeah. Jimmy i got in a big argument with my mom. Steve what about . Jimmy well, i guess on the show remember i was talking about who did we have on . We had talking about her mommade cookies. Mandy moores mom steve yeah. Jimmy she made cookies and sent our demo tape. Steve yup. Jimmy i go, oh, what are the cookies . She goes, Peanut Butter cookies with the hershey kiss in the middle. I go, oh, my mom kind of did that. She made cookies. She just put her thumbprin the middle, just a hole in the middle, and we had to imagine a a hershey kiss or something. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy it didnt sit well with mom. [ laughter ] steve how do you think jimmy i quit thinking, yeah. It was called santas thumb print, and i put she remembered the whole story. [ laughter ] steve how did you think it was going to go . Jimmy i dont know. Steve did you think she was gonna go, oh, thats great, jimmy. Jimmy yeah, exactly, absolutely. Next we have santas my mom i dont know if we have time. No, this is real. Gourmet magazine or something . No, bon appetit. Steve yeah, yeah, yeah. Bon appetit. Jimmy i think they called and said, wed love one of your moms recipes, and well publish it in the magazine. I go, okay. So i call my mom and go, great news. bon appetit wants to print one of your recipes in the magazine. What . Oh, my god. Oh, my goodness. [ laughter ] which one am i going to do . I go, i dont know, mom. She goes, i dont know, maybe my cheesecake. I go, sure, cheesecake. Thats great. So, she gives me the recipe. I sent it to bon appetit magazine. So, they go, all right, were going to have to bring it to a a test kitchen to make sure that it really works, that its good. So, they give it to the test kitchen. They call back, and they go, its fantastic. This is a delicious they go, can you ask your mom, did she get the recipe from anywhere, or is it a homemade recipe . I call my mom. She goes, yeah, hold on. I got it oh, you hear paper rustling. Yeah, i got it out of bon appetit magazine. steve ayoh santas knuckle. Jimmy yeah, santas knuckle. [ laughter ] next, we have hot pockets. It good name for a microwavable snack, a bad name for a pair of cargo shorts a great name for a kangaroo stripper. Steve yeah. Jimmy oh, that no. [ laught a steve coming up next, hot pockets. Jimmy put your hands together for hot pockets. Steve and cinnamon. Jimmy after that, theres love shack. Thats a good name for a song, a bad name for a jail cell. [ laughter ] steve ayoh jimmy a great name for shaqs email signature. There you go. Steve oh [ laughter and applause ] love, shaq. Jimmy love, shaq. Next up we have dont breathe. Thats a good name for a horror movie, bad name for a vape store. [ laughter ] great name for a public [ laughter and applause ] steve make it quick jimmy finally, we have shake n bake. Thats a good name for a a breaded topping. Its a bad name for a cooking show, great name for snoop dogg during an earthquake. There you go, everybody. [ laughter ] thats all for good name, bad name, great name. 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Jimmy you look gorgeous. Thanks so much. Jimmy thank you for coming back to the show. Please. I love the movie. I want to get to the movie. I loved it so much. Thank you. Jimmy but i want to know, cause youre from texas, right . Yes. Katy, texas. Jimmy katy, texas. Yeah. [ cheers ] youre not from katy, texas. [ laughter ] what do you do in katy, texas . Like if i was going to go visit and hang out with Renee Zellweger where would you take me . I cant tell you so much now because its grown quite a bit. But back in the day we would go get cokes at the Meat Processing place right there on old katy road. Jimmy the Meat Processing place . Yeah. Jimmy that sounds fun. It was. Jimmy they just processed meat. They processed the meats. We used to hang out at the whataburger a lot, in the parking lot. At the yeah theres that. Youd swim in the rice wells. That was pretty great. And things like that but it was a lot of fun. Jimmy wow. Doesnt sound like a great vacation. I dont know if i can football games. Jimmy is that right . Oh football. Football game. Friday night. Friday night lights. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah of course, in texas its a a big deal. Yeah. Jimmy were you a a cheerleader . Yes, i was a cheerleader. [ laughter ] jimmy you were . Really . Well, when i wasnt playing basketball or running track i was a cheerleader. Jimmy oh thats pretty fun. Do you remember any of the cheers . You know its funny that youd ask me that because just the other day i was at a a stoplight and my seventh head. I dont know why. I mean thats crazy. Isnt that crazy . Jimmy you remember it . Yeah. Thats why theres no room for new stuff, right . Cause you download that forever. [ laughter ] jimmy all your why do i remember that and i forget my own cell phone number. Yeah. But i remember that cheer. I remember that cheer. Jimmy is it be aggressive . You know we did that one. Do you know that one . Jimmy i know that one. I wasnt a cheerleader, but they cut me. [ laughter ] oh okay. I got you. But i used to love that one. Be. Oh yeah. Jimmy aggressive. Be aggressive. Be aggressive. Or Something Like that. I mean come on were not the only ones that know that, right . Jimmy i love that one. That was a good one. [ applause ] now this one was the tiger team is the best yet, get ready get set. Do you want to learn it . Jimmy then you did that after . Yeah. Theres steps for it . Here we go. Yeah. Come on. Lets go. Lets go. Lets go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you sure . What aim doing . Youre auditioning for the seventh grade Cheerleading Team right now. Ready . Jimmy alright. Should i show it to you the first time . Jimmy yeah, let me see it once. Okay ill show it to you the first time. Okay here we go. I dont know if youre supposed to do this in heels. But anyway. Everybody wish me luck. Alright, here we go, alright back to seventh grade cheerleader tryouts. Ready . Okay. Get ready. Get set. The tiger team is the best yet. Get ready. Get set. [ cheers and applause ] alright. You ready . Are you ready . Jimmy yeah, ill try it. Ill never remember this. Yeah. Here we go. Okay, here we go. Ready . Okay, arms out, ready. Jimmy jimmy fallon. Get ready, step out. Jimmy yeah. Okay, and then okay never mind. Heres what were going to do. Jimmy okay very good. Were going to do a step clap. Jimmy already im bad . No, were going to do the aggressive step clap. Jimmy alright, okay. Its get ready. Get set. The tiger team is the best yet. Jimmy i have no rhythm. The tiger team is the best yet. Hooray [ cheers and applae im bad on the beat. Im bad on the beat. Wait here, you can fix it. You have to do a kick. You can do a kick. If you do a good kick, it doesnt matter how the cheer goes. It doesnt matter. Jimmy i think i just did one. Hang on one second. I have to do this. Hang on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh this is the real deal. This is awesome. This is going to get serious people. This is when we get serious. Jimmy this is the real deal. Once the heels come off. Forget about it. Uh oh, forget about it. Jimmy now lets see if youre really going to teach me this. Alright, i love this. Guys, if you wonder why your wife needs a taxi. Alright, here we go. Jimmy this is awesome. Youve got to go back like this and then you kick like that right there. Okay . [ cheers and applause ] you go back and up. Thats it. Ready . Jimmy no. Already im confused. Yeah. Okay, okay. Back a little yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] nice. Nice. That was beautiful. Jimmy i pulled something. You are the coolest. Thank you for doing that. That was so fun. My pleasure. Youre all ready. Youre ready to go. Jimmy i loved it, yeah. The movie. Bridget joness baby. Yes. Jimmy i loved it. I loved it. Im so happy you did this movie. Thanks. Thanks, jimmy. Jimmy im so happy everyones back. This plot is youre having a a baby. And is it colin firths baby or is it Patrick Dempseys baby . Ooh. I cant tell you. Jimmy or maybe hugh grants baby . We cant say. We cant say anything. But gosh, you made me laugh. You are so funny in this. Thank you. Jimmy the physical comedy too was fantastic. I mean, i just love you. It must have been a blast too. We had a great time. I love doing the physical comedy. Seeing how absurd you can make something. Jimmy do you everyone must ask you. But theres no Bridget Jones in your life. Like, do you trip and fall . Oh, my goodness. All the time. Jimmy do you have all the time, i think thats why we all relate to her, right . We all have Bridget Jones moments in our lives. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, like give me a a good Bridget Jones moment that youve had thats Renee Zellweger. Well i like to save mine for Live Television personally. [ laughter ] interview about a month ago in london. I think, yeah. In the middle of the interview. Jimmy you fell asleep . Oh, yeah. Im pretty sure i fell asleep. I was still talking but i wasnt present. [ laughter ] and when i came back to i was like, oh, wow you are still talking. [ laughter ] jimmy you fell asleep in your own talking interview . I did. I did. Jimmy what did the interviewer say . Yeah, well, by the look on his face i think he noticed. Jimmy what are you talking about . Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that was a fun one. Jimmy that was a great one. Ill watch next month in a replay. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip here. This is right here bridget just stumbled into the wrong tent at a music festival. I didnt want to ruin anything because it just it works, it works. Heres Renee Zellweger and Patrick Dempsey in Bridget Joness baby. Take a look at this. What i need is a good shafting. Some good oldfashioned lie bonking. Sign me up. Oh, my god. What are you doing in my yurt . With all your clothes and luggage and possessions. Yes. As if ive come in, made it my own. Oh. Sorry. Since youre here, maybe i could help you. 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[ cheers and applause ] steve welcome back, everybody. Im steve higgins, and its time for the First Edition of tonight show heavyweight wrestling [ cheers and applause ] our first contender this evening is santa claus, also known as the host of the tonight show, . . [ cheers and applause ] sants opponent for this evening is a robot. And starting this friday, you can see her in the new movie Bridget Joness baby, Renee Zellweger . . [ cheers and applause ] the rules are simple. The goal is to push your opponent out of the ring by any means necessary. No holds barred. If any part of your body touches the ground outside the youll fight three rounds tonight. Wrestlers, are you warmed up . Jimmy im ready. Oh yeah. Santa claus aint coming to town tonight, jefe. Steve oh jimmy oh steve oh, wow jimmy you think im afraid of you . Oh, snap snap [ cheers and applause ] jimmy snap i got slapped. Oh, its on steve all right, take your positions. Meet at the edge of the ring. Jimmy oh, get ready. I dont like to lose, man. Youre taller than i remember. [ light laughter ] steve three, two, one, go . . . . [ cheers ] steve its a close one its a close one santas pushing now theyre pushing, but robot is fighting back. Santa goes to the side oh oh [ cheers and applause ] . . Robot takes the first round [ cheers and applause ] robot takes the first round. Santa, you need help . T he let me he let me, didnt he . Steve you look like an m m. Didnt he . Steve hows your grandma . You let me have that one, didnt you . Jimmy no i dint. I you did. Jimmy you know what . I you were trying to set me up, so i get all confident. Jimmy you walked away from me. No, i got it. Steve all right wresterls, take a position. Take your positions. Jimmy so, if i knock you out of the ring, i get a point, right . Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, get ready. [ laughter ] steve three, two, one, wrestle . . . . Steve hes ropadoping. . . Robot is using [ cheers ] . . Oh . . 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a 15time nba allstar, a league mvp, a fourtime nba champion, an olympic gold medalist, and as of part of this past weekend a member now of the Basketball Hall of fame. Please welcome to the show the most dominant big man to ever play the game. Shaquille oneal [ cheers and applause ] . . . . Jimmy welcome back to the show. You know we love you. Shaq. We love you. Jimmy boyboy. Yeah. You called me that nickname last time. You called me boyboy. Can i give a shout out to the roots . Jimmy you always can. Absolutely. Theyre the best. Give it up for the roots. Really you fellas. [ applause ] jimmy every time you come on the show, i dont know how many years that youve been coming on, we love having you on. Im so happy for you in the hall of fame finally. Shaquille oneals in the hall of fame. Thats my nickname for you now, hall of famer. No. Jimmy hall of famers not a a good nickname . No. Hofa. Hofa. Halloffamea. Hofa. Jimmy oh hofa, yeah. Yeah, big hofa. Jimmy big hofa, good. I call you boyboy, you call me hofa. Jimmy im boyboy and youre big hofa. Oh you know what i did for you hold on, hold on. Lets practice. What up, boyboy . Jimmy whats up, big hofa . How you doing boyboy. Good, real good, excellent. Jimmy do you love it when i call you that . Yes, i do. Jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] i love it when you call me big hofa. Okay. Last time you were here we had a great, fantastic moment that i dont think youve ever had before. I decided to put it in a frame for you. You were in a phone booth with alex trebek. [ laughter ] and i just think thats something thatll just thats for me . Jimmy yeah, thats for you. Because i figure you probably have photos of you dunking on people and winning all these awards. You dont have a photo like this. No, i dont. [ laughter ] i have a question. Jimmy yeah. Where is his other hand . [ laughter ] the back. Youve got to look on the back. Congratulations again. Thank you. Jimmy i love the speech. Was it emotional for you . Was it what you thought it was going to be . It was kind of emotional because the man that raised me, Sergeant Phillip harrison passed away four years ago, and when i was young he always told me that if i listened to him he was going to prepare me to make it to the hall of fame. So it was emotional because he wasnt there. But everybody else was there. My mom was there. Kids were there. Jimmy yeah, that was big. You had a great you got a a big laugh by thanking kobe bryant. Yes, i did. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats probably good. You go last but not least the great kobe bryant, a guy that would push me to help me win three titles in a row. He would also help me get pushed off the team and traded to miami. [ laughter ] that is why we love you. You know that. Thank you, yeah. Jimmy that iwe i love kobe. Hes a great player. You know, we just had a we just had work drama. It was nothing you know, we had off the court, great relationship. Love him. Love his family. Love his beautiful daughters. But work drama. You know, youve got two stubborn guys trying to accomplish the same thing. And we won three out of four titles. Jimmy absolutely. [ applause ] i mean, i think the story would be better if we didnt win any titles. And downs, we won three out of four, and like i said he helped me get pushed off the team and traded to miami. Jimmy could be a good thing. I also love you now on inside the nba. Yes. Jimmy youre great. And man, youre just good on camera. Thank you, appreciate it. Jimmy we love you, obviously. But youre good. You know how to work the room. You know how to do it. Thank you. Jimmy you do a bit called shaqtin a fool. Yes. Jimmy where, you show a a clip of someone falling or something that makes you laugh. Right. Jimmy its one of my favorite parts of the because i wanted to get rid of the term bloopers. So bloopers, delete that from your system. Its now shaqtin a fool. You say anything funny, anybody messed up dont say bloopers no more, say shaqtin a fool. Got it . Jimmy okay. Ill do that. Because, thats interesting you brought that up because we talked to tnt and then they sent over some shaqtin a fool clips. Okay. Jimmy of you. Me . [ laughter ] oh, no way. Me . No way. Shaquille oneal. Watch this. Get him, kenny. Oh wow. Are you at a sock in your shorts man . Are you serious . Come on, man. Come on. [ laughter ] . . . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, come on. Thats how much fun. [ applause ] now, look, youre known for your power game, but tonight id like to challenge you to a a sport thats based on flexibility and agility. Its called jello shot twister. You up for it . Were going to play four games of it right and youll beat me three times . Jimmy thats right. Im guaranteeing a win today. Guaranteeing it. Guaranteeig it. Jimmy im feeling lucky. 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The line starts over here, maam. Own your everyday runway. Now thats the good stuff. Kohls. If you try to write, on a plain old mac the difference can be seen it doesnt work get the surface pro the keyboard detaches from the screen get the surface pro . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Welcome back. Im hanging out with the 2016 Basketball Hall of fame inductee, Shaquille Oneal, the one and only. [ cheers and applause ] shaq, i wanted to challenge you to a game. Have you ever played twister . Yep. [ laughter ] jimmy well, tonight were going to play jello shot twister. Its the same rules as twister, but theres a jello shot on every color. So when you put your hand or foot down on a circle, you have to take that shot. We should have used your vodka. Maybe next time. Jimmy what is the name of it . Before we get started, can i get some stretch music . [ laughter ] jimmy roots, have you got any stretch music here . . . All right. [ cheers and applause ] now, heres the deal. First one to fall down loses. And you cant bump me out on this one, all right . I have a feeling im going to lose this one. Lets do this. Higgins. Seth yep . Jimmy all right. Will you give us a spin . Steve got it. Ready . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] do a spin for me. [ laughter ] steve hofa, come on. Jimmy let him spin. All right. Green. Green. Steve green. Left foot green. Jimmy left foot green. Steve left foot green. Its a shot. Is it your turn on my turn . Look how big your left foot is. [ laughter ] steve i loved that movie. Its not a movie. Jimmy are you ready . I havent had jello in about 20 years. [ laughter ] jimmy pretty good, right . Steve right foot red. [ light laughter ] jimmy wait, hold on, steve its a big spin. Youve got to get all of it. You ready . Jimmy i feel like alex trebek. Steve right foot green. Jimmy whats that . Steve right foot green. There we go. [ laughter ] cant use his hand. Steve shaq. Jimmy i might get a jello habit. Jello shot. Not a jello snack. [ laughter ] jimmy its starting to kick in. Youre my best friend. Steve right hand red. Right hand red. [ laughter ] jimmy you cant put your weight on me. Thats not fair i cant do it. I cant do it. Im a weak man. Im going down. [ cheers and applause ] . . Thats my man right there. Shaquille oneal. Hall of famer. Big hofa. Eric church performs after the break. Stick around, everybody. The one and only [ cheers and applause ] its halloween time my frightful fiends, and disneyland is ours going down boo screams halloween time at the Disneyland Resort means theres wicked fun in both parks. R of terror before its final check out. . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a seventime grammynominated country artist who will launch his holdin my own tour in yeah, youre good. Jimmy performing kill a a word off his album, mr. Misunderstood, so far . Youre good. Jimmy thank you. With a little help from Rhiannon Giddens. Youre good. Jimmy please welcome eric church [ cheers and applause ] . If i could kill a word and watch it die id poison never shoot goodbye . . And beat regret when i felt i had the nerve yeah id pound fear into a pile of sand . . Choke lonely out with my bare hands id hang hate so that it cant be heard . . If i could only id take brokenness out back . . And break heartbreak stand there and laugh right in its face while shootin it the bird . . Id put upset down in its place id squeeze the life out of disgrace . . Lay over under six cold feet of dirt kill a word . . Give me sticks and give me stones bend my body break my bones . . Use staff and rod to turn me black and blue cause you cant unhear you cant unsay . . But if were up to me to change id turn lies and hate to love and truth . Id knock out temptations teeth . . Id sever evil let it bleed then light up wicked stand and watch it burn . . Id take vice and id take vile tie em up there with hostile . If i could only kill a word . . So give me sticks give me stones bend my body break my bones . . Use staff and rod to turn me black and blue you cant unhear you cant unsay . . But if were up to me to change id turn lies and hate . If i could only kill a word if i could only kill a word . . . Jimmy fantastic. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, buddy. Eric church [ cheers and applause ] Rhiannon Giddens. Mr. Misunderstood is available now. My thanks to Renee Zellweger, Shaquille Oneal, eric church, Rhiannon Giddens and the roots from philadelphia, right there [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] . . [ cheers and applause ] . . Announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight victoria beckham. From empire, actor jussie smollett. Author colson whitehead. Featuring the 8g band with matt garstka. . . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great. Fantastic. You have fantastic, fantastic energy for a monday. In that case, lets get to the news. Hillary clinton upset republicans this weekend after she accused half of trump