Emma roberts. Ken jeong. And musical guests luke bryan and Dierks Bentley featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey welcome. , welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Good for you. Please, have a seat thank you very much. Very kind. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Hey i have a quick question for you guys if you dont mind me asking anyone here use the internet cheers and applause you might want to knock it off because congress has now voted to allow internet providers sell your webbrowsing history. Audience boo stephen i rched that reaction. Now might be a good time to clear your browser history. Just hit that button, or pull the lever . I dont know. Ive never used it. Ive got nothing to hide. I burned my computer this morning. laughter so this is whats wrong with washington d. C. Heres the deal. I guarantee you theres not a voter of any political stripe anywhere in america who asked for this. No one. No one in america stood up in a town hall and said, sir, i demand that you let someone else make money off my shameful desires. I cant imagine somebody asked this to happen. I cant believe theyre publicly taking the side of big internet cable companies. Taking the side of a Cable Company . The only thing less popular would be if they passed a bill allowing traffic jams to call you during dinner to give you gonorrhea. laughter applause honey, its for you. laughter now, no one could think this is a good idea except republican representative and realtor who isnt telling you that this condo was built on an ancient indian burial ground, marsha blackburn. Consumer privacy is something we all want to protect, and Consumer Privacy will continue to be protected and will actually be enhanced by removing the uncertainty and confusion these rules will create. Stephen i know whats in her search history, how to spout bleep . cheers and applause if even worse, this new law says internet providers no longer have to protect customer information against hackers and thieves. Okay, thats like a hotel saying, you can stay here, but heads up we dont lock the doors. Also, we sell videos of you masturbating. Want to buy one . Well call it Entertainment Partners on your bill. Frankly, i feel sorry for who actually gets to look at americas search history. Someone at a Cable Company somebody at comcast right now theres a comcast employee whose job it is to look at americas search history. And i believe we have some footang of that now. But at least hes fine yeah. Really exfoliating. laughter but at least congress did something. Thats refreshing. Its been less than a week since the republicans flaming failure on health care. They just couldnt get party unity. cheers and applause moderates yeah. Moderates wanted to keep popular stuff like maternity coverage, while the far right wanted to give women in labor a bite stick and a bottle of whiskey. laughter but now we thought it was over. But now cnn is reporting that republicans are working on a plan b. We dont know the details, but im betting it wont cover plan b. laughter its its going to be different. They say its going to be totally different this time. Totally totally different this time. Because this is what we found out when they were planning the first bill, their onehour weekly meetings werent enough time to work through the sticking points. One hour a week doesnt seem like a lot, but then again, you havent read paul ryans book, 60minute abs and total overhaul of health care. Jacked. Hes huge. Jon i see youve been working out. Stephen some people say this is going to be just as hard as the first time. But i have to say, President Trump is very confident. I know that were all going to make a deal on health care. Thats such an easy one. laughter stephen when he says stuff like that, it worries me. laughter five days ago, just five days ago, the Republican Party exploded in a midst of blood and bone fragments. Does trump not remember when he just said this nobody knew that health care could be so complicated. laughter . Stephen and now. Thats such an easy one. Stephen he has the memory of a goldfish. laughter maybe thats why hes the exact same color cheers and applause speaking of donald trump, weve been taking weve been talk ago weve been taking and talking. Weve been talking all week about House Intelligence Committee chairman and man whos really happy you met somebody new, devin nunes. Hes leading the alleged investigation into alleged ties between the Trump Campaign and russia, allegedly. But a lot of democrats are demanding that he step down because. He sucks the specific sucking involves nunes unsubstantiated claim that hes seen documents from a secret source that he met at the white house proving that trump aides were incidentally caught up in government surveillance of foreign agents. But its not about russia, and he wont tell anyone the specifics. And now nunes vows he will never reveal his source, not even to intelligence committee. He wants to publicly assure his source that hes never going to give him up. He actually made a Public Statement about it today. Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down cheers and applause stephen i agree with the democrats. He really should rickcuse himself. Thats fun. That dance is fun. Jon you got a good feel for it. Stephen really works this part. Now, its no secret weve got ourselves an unconventional president. Today we learned that trump is violating another norm because he wont throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals opening day. I dont know why. Maybe hes worried his hands are too small to palm a baseball laughter jon oh oh stephen hell have to hell have to chest paz it. Hell have to just like that. Jon the thumb s. Stephen its all thumbs. Now this is true. Since taft, every president , other than jimmy carter, has thrown out the first pitch of the season opener. For gods sake. That means f. D. R. Did it laughter let that sink in not only did f. D. R. Beat hitler in world war ii. He also struck him out. Im not surprised. Three up, three down, man. Im not surprised. People im not surprised. People applauding hitler strike out. Its a good feeling. And im surprised that trump wont throw out the first pitch because hes clearly a huge baseball fan. Take me out to the ball game take me out to the crowd stephen are we sure thats not the tape putin is blackmailing him with . laughter applause because i dont know about you. cheers and applause i dont know about you, but i would rather have somebody pee on me than hear that again. So, here we go. Here we go, america trump wont throw out the first pitch. What else . He wont go to the correpsondents dinner. He wont release his tax returns. He wont put his business in a blind trust. He doesnt want to live in d. C. What president ial tradition will trump abandon next . This thanksgiving, those turkeys better run. I hereby pardon these you know what . Im hungry. Get me some hedge clippers. Come here come here come here now, theyre calling it a scheduling conflict. Thats why hes not going to throw the pitch out. Thats what they say. That is somewhat believable. The president does a lot of stuff. For instance, earlier today, he spoke at a womens empowerment forum. It was the first womens event hes attended since sneaking into the dressing room at the miss usa pageant. Who wants to be empowered first . laughter applause now, the first lady was also there lovely lady. The first lady was also there, presenting awards to Brave International women whove overcome years of repression and silent suffering. How could she possibly relate to them cheers and applause but the keynote speaker, of course, was the president of the united states, speaking to women about empowerment. Lets listen to trumps remarks. You know, im automatically attracted to beautiful i just start kissing them. Its like a magnet, just kiss. I dont even wait. And when youre a star, they let you do it, grab em by the pussy. You can do anything. Stephen thats the wrong. Audio, jimmy come on wow wow wow, what an unforseen technical blunder that our Editing Department spent an hour making this afternoon. I am so, so, sorry. Im sorry. Here is. cheers and applause heres the actual footage, the president praising womens unique capabilities. To be honest, whether youre a woman or whether youre a man, you have that same dream. You want to be able to dream. You just have a big advantage over us. You know why . Right there. Hehheh. Stephen hehheh. Yeah, women are just so much smarter than men. I dont know why we didnt elect one president. cheers and applause weve got a great show for you tonight. Luke bryan and Dierks Bentley are here. Theyre going to play. But when we return, im over there talking about robots and monster trucks. Stick around. First theres sharp blades. Then shielding lubrication. And cooling. Brrr. With lubrication before and after the blades. Shields and cools while you shave. Proshield chill from gillette. Ive been with ive been retired for 11. S. One day my wife came home and said, youre driving me crazy. So, i figured ok, well as much coffee as i drink in my life starbucks was a logical place to work. When i first heard of cold brew i was like, we got iced coffee, why are we doing this . Until i drank it. Cold brew, you coarse grind it. And let it sit for 20 hours in cold water. It really is very smooth. Im hooked. I love it. Ive got the gelato. 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I know we talk about the events of the day, and sometimes the world can be crazy. And theres a lot to worry about in the news these days. Has russia infiltrated our government. Will Global Warming get worse . Is true detective season 3 going to suck as much as season 2 . Its not possible but i dont want to talk about stories that bring you down. Its time to spread a little sunshine, with the late shows happy news funtime corner. cheers and applause came up a little late. If you need a little cheering up, ive got the antidepressant viral video for you. Its a little girl mistaking a broken water heater for a robot. Hi, wobot hi, wobot hi, wobot laughter i wuv you, wobot stephen i wuv you, too, wobot applause the most surprising thing about that is that the girls hug didnt bring the water heater back to life. What does it say about me that she embraces a broken water heater more warmly than i hug my loved ones . Happy anniversary, honey high five and if youre still worried that america seems to be in decline, shut your worry hole because our nation has just achieved greatness where we always do at the monster jam world finals because it was there that a driver achieved what was once thought impossible. Theres the monster truck. Its called mad scientist, and it does a front flip the first ever wooo wooo wooo cheers and applause wooo, baby america is back long may she wave. U. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. i wuv you, monster twuck. Audience u. S. A. u. S. A. who says we dont make anything anymore . We are making monster trucks do front flips this historic moment, this historic moment was put in perspective by driver lee odonnell, who summed up the night in three words this is awesome. Puknow what, thats what Neil Armstrong should have said. He stuck the landing, but he blew the quote. Also, neil, why no front flip . Come on. This is what american greatness looks like. 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Thefor instance, looking ates things is an activity. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back, everybody. My first guest is best known for her roles in American Horror story and scream queens and she now stars in the new film the blackcoats daughter. Please welcome emma roberts. applause how are you . Good to see you. Thank you so much. Hi stephen nice to meet you. Thank you for being here. Thank you so much for having me. Stephen thats an absolutely beautiful dress. Why, thank you. Stephen theres embroidery on there there. What is that . Planets and moon s. Stephen im not surprised. Because youre something of a style icon. Thank you. Stephen you know that. There are blogs and interest pages dedicated to what youre wearing on any given day. I have seen those. Im very flattered. I have been obsessed with fashion for my whole life, so its surreal to see myself in those. Stephen why do you think of my look . Why are you laughing . Thats a bigger laugh than i expected to get. What do you think of the look . I think its amazing. I think you should have an eyewear contract. Stephen what do you mean . You glasses so well. You have a face for glass gliz wear them for a purpose. You me those to see . I thought you were wearing those for fashion. Stephen no, so i can read the words over there. If i had my own show like you, i would wear a different pair of glasses every day. I would. Stephen give it a shot. Give it a shot. Oh, wow. You really do need these. Do my eyes look bigger . Stephen oh, wow. If i had glasson, i could tell whether that i could tell whether that looked good on you. But i imagine it looked fantastic. Yes. Stephen anyway, you dont need glass . I feel like im starting to while im reading lately. But i dont know if i just want them and im having psychosomatic symptoms because i want a cool pair of glasses. Im not sure. Stephen we first knew you from nick, you know, but after nickelodeon, youve done a lot of horror. Youve done American Horror story of scream queens, and now youre doing the blackcoapts daughter. Are you trying to scrape the nickelodeon off of you . Its accidental. Everyone that knows he says you do so much scary stuff and youre terrified of everything. And its like i woke up one day and had been on in a movie called scream and in a show called scream queens, and i dont know how it happened. I dont know. Stephen do you go to scary movies yourself . I do. But its a production if gito a scary movie. Stephen do you mean . My girlfriends know theyre going to have to come to my house beforehand, sleep over. Its a twoday affair if im going to see a horror movie. We have to have a nice breakfast the next day thats light and fun. You know yeah. Stephen watch the video of the girl hugging the water heelter. I was getting teary eyed with that. Thats a good one to have in my back pocket after seeing a scary movie. Stephen obviously, im going to go see this movie because youre a friend of mine. I dont like scary movies. I went to see world war z with my daughter and i pulled my neck. I literally pulled my neck going like that. I took my sister is 16, my little sister, grate grais. And she came with me to the premiere, and she had to leave. She was like, i love you, but im out. And she left. Stephen wow and i was like, grace, what are you doing . And she said, im really sorry. This movie is scary. Stephen its super scary. Ive seen clips of it, and that has scared me, and that worries me if the clips scare me. laughter . Yes. Well, when i read the script i was terrified, and it was one of those scripts that i read and i walked away from. And then it slowly seeped back into my brain and kept me up all night, and i was like, does this mean i should do the movie or i shouldnt . I dont know. I cant sleep. I cant think. But i did it. Stephen we have a clip right here. You can set up whats going on here . Its i cant. Stephen you cant . I cant. No, im kidding. I cant say too much. Stephen okay. But basically my character, joan, kind of goes on a bit a bit of a road trip with this couple, and youre not really sure why or what their relationship is. So this is kind of the one of the first interactions between joan and the husband character. So its a little bit odd. Stephen jim. Are you going to pawrm, too . No, not exactly. Linda and i are headed to the town just before it. Were going to branford. Do you know branford . When do we leave . Whats that . When do we leave . Stephen i would not go anywhere with you. I just scared myself. Stephen are they are are scary movies scary to make . No. Stephen good. Not at all. Actually, one time i literally was doing American Horror story and i had blood all over me for this scene but i forgot because that became the normal. I face timed with my sister, and i was like, hey, whats up . And she was like, aarrgghh. I and realized i had blood all over me. And she said you cant face time someone like that and not give a warning. Stephen when i want to calm myself down i remember they had to take a break for the union guys to go to lunch. laughter . Yeah. Stephen now, you also got i understand this is your youre a big reader. Which is good. I love books. Theyre one of the best ways to learn things. laughter you started a book club . I did. Stephen and this is this is your advertisement for your book club. I gotta say, not a lot of reading going on in this photograph. laughter so how does one it was a reading break. Stephen a reading break. Who is in your book club and how i can join. Its called belatrus, and we have a website and instagram. And our first book is south and west by joan didion. Basically my best friend karen and i started it because we love to read and we thought there was a common misconception that millennials dont read and i found that to be true from the book posting on my instagram and people were asking about lists and wanted to talk about, and we start to start a site. Stephen its online. How do i discuss it with you . Instagram live. Were also going to be doing it on the website. Basically, you can send in questions and participate with us that way. Stephen all right. So well be looking for you. Stephen great, and ill be wearing my glasses and ill be looking for you, too. It was lovely it meet you. The blackcoats daughter opens this friday. Emma robert, everybody. Well be right back with ken jeong. The birds and the bees by dean martin let me tell you bout. The birds the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above and a thing called love. 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And remember, its at ts best, unlimited data deal ever. So get at t, get unlimited and get everyone more for less. band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guest tonight is a comedian and doctor named ken who plays dr. Ken on the abc series dr. Ken. Please welcome, dr. Ken jeong cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen you brought it, man. Good to see you. Good to see you. Stephen lovely to meet you. As i said briefly backstage, im a big fan. Likewise. Stephen i did not know this about you, youre a carolina boy. Yes. Stephen im from south carolina, youre from north carolina. Yes. Stephen where is your accent . I think they were lost with my immigrant korean parents in north carolina. I think because they didnt have an accent and didnt say yall, i think thats probably why. Stephen my parents are from larchmont, and i say yall. Did you ever have any kind of accent, even when you get angry or Something Like that . It would be funny if i had the thickest korean accent and then got really mad. Never happened. Stephen you taeppedded duke. Yup, went to duke. Stephen attended duke, then u. N. C. For med school. Yes. Stephen because youre a medical doctor. Yes. Stephen they know about you now, but quite an interesting career. Was that tough going from duke to u. N. C. Thats like crips and bloods situation. Yes, it was. To be honest, you gotta stay loyal to your undergrad colors and i was really obnoxious as a duke grad. I would actually drive up to the carolina campus i had a dark blue mustang with duke bumper stickers. I had dark blue sweat pants with duke on my ass. And i would just walk eye would just walk to the med school. I was brazen. I was obnoxious you. Stephen still cant pull for u. N. C. , even though u. N. C. Is in the final four. Absolutely not. I respect it if u. N. C. Med school had a team, yes. I know some urologists with sweet js, but im just saying. You know. Stephen you went from medicine to acting. Yup. Stephen you did all that work to become a doctor. Yeah. Stephen do you ever feel that you just a waste. Stephen just threw it away. Threw it away, yeah. Stephen its like 2230, right . Like that whole because if internship and residency and that kind of stuff. Yeah, its true. I think that stephen how did you tell your parents . Very carefully. You know, for me even when i was an undergraduate, even when i was in school, i did a little bit of performing. And so at duke i got bitten by the acting bug. So i would do some theater, and then it just all this my whole career is just a just a big happy fluke, you know. Stephen are you still licensed as a physician . Yeah, technically im licensed to be a doctor. I dont practice anymore. Its just more stephen do you have to reup . You have to do continuing education, reup online or go to conferences or online conferences to kind of reup. Stephen who gives it to you . Do you have to go to like the d. M. V. . Name a bone femur, congrats. Heres your license. Stephen can you still write prescriptions . I can technically still write prescriptions, but i dont. Stephen obviously not, obviously not. Stick around. laughter in ann dr. Ken you play a guy nd dr. Ken. Its basically your life before youre famous. Yes, yes. Stephen is that weird . Or difficult . No. Stephen i played somebody named me but wasnt like me. Youre actually playing somebody named you who is like you . To your point, i feel like the show is an alternate timeline had the hangover never happened. Had i not jumped out naked out of a trunk, that would have been my life. Stephen when, by the way, which, by the way, i have to say. cheers and applause the minute. As a performer, as a comedian, as a middleaged man, when i saw you jump out of that trunk and just start wailing on them, i thought, i love this man like a brother. I couldnt believe how beautiful that was. Are you up for anything . Will you do or try anything . Is there anything you wont try . I mean, you know, i actually like, when the camera is on, theres nothing i wont do. Stephen sure the adrenaline of the lens. The adrenaline of the lens, but i think when the camera is off, im really just your basic, middleaged asian man who is afraid to go on a roller coaster you. Stephen dont like roller coaster . No, i dont. We went to disney world we went to orlando last year, and im just terrified of going on space mountain. Stephen no space mountain. No, really bad. Any roller coaster where you have to go upside down i cant stand it. Stephen you know what bothers me about space mountain, its in the dark and i have fantasies of decapitation. Me, too. Stephen you see flashes of beams and stuff, and it will just take my head off. If your head is chopped off, have the decency to see whats going to chop it. Stephen exactly. I know the photo at the end, my family is going, wheee and ill be chopped. laughter applause stephen you were a popular nerd in high school. Oh, god. Stephen a popular nerd in high school. Oh, geez oh, man stephen how do you achieve that . How do you achieve both nerd and popular without betraying your nerddom . I think i was always just as a kid, just a happygolucky guy who was very academically driven, but i just i was always up fair laugh. And i think i just eye dont know. I just had there was just a certain way i behaved. Almost like i wish i could find my adolescence still. There was something nice about being i had one goal as a kid was to get boa good college but have a laugh along the way. It would be nice to go back and live that life. Thats nice. Stephen thank you for sharing it with us. Ken, lovely to see you. 3 dr. Ken airs fridays on abc. Ken jeong, everybody well be right back with luke bryan and Dierks Bentley. Stick around. 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[ snoring ] progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto. [ chuckles ] all right. Welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, you are in for a real treat tonight. Because joining me are two country stars who between them have 32 number one hits. Please welcome Dierks Bentley and luke bryan. Thanks for being here. Thanks so much for being back. Good to be back. My first time couple time ever. Stephen ever on a show . My mom is freaking out right now. She always wanted me to get couch time. Other than a psychiatrist. Stephen thats not too bad, either. I highly recommend that. You guys are hosting the academy of Country Music awards this sunday on cbs. You guys have both hosted before, right . Yeah, this is it will be lukes fifth time, my second time. Hes kind of the veteran teaching me the ropes. The old gipper. Stephen im hosting the emmies in september. Do you have any advice for me . Should i do some Country Music . Drinking works. Stephen drinking . Beforehand. Stephen do you have a bar. Behind the stage we build a bar. Where all this is, right back there for us is a full bar. We think we sound great. Stephen im going to watch. We encourage the audience to drink, too. That means that. cheers and applause stephen thats nice. Thats nice. If they drink enough they forget it, and everyone blacks up on the and its a good time. Its oh, this was great. Great show stephen the road to the academy of Country Music awards goes through this stage right now. These are past guests on the show nominated. Casey musgrave, marin morris, miranda lambert, lady antebellum, and Dierks Bentley, featuring l. King for different girls. Luke, were going to have you on tonight. You guys are going to perform tonight, right . Whats amazing is when we were walking up the stairs to come up, i was like, gosh, theres been a lot of cool people come up these stairs. Stephen we asked the historian here about this stage and right around this spot is where elvis performed. Wow. Stephen right here. Back in the day. Thats your dream collaboration. Living or dead, i choose elfglis take either one. Which is a weird thing to ask somebody. Stephen whether you could perform with them gae dead . Yeah, people are like,living or dead, who would you like to perform with . Its kind of weird, but i always say elvis, which is kind of weird too,. Stephen i would go with jesus. That would be a good one. Stephen one thing i would like you to explain to me is that performing at the, again, the academy of Country Music awadz are the Backstreet Boys. Theyre not the Backstreet Boys anymore. Theyre going country. Theyre called the backroad boys. Were taking them into the country fold. Stephen what is why are they there . The Backstreet Boys pup know, luke is a diedz hard fan. Do you want to talk about well. Im just messing. Florida georgia line is doing something with them. And were bringing everyone into the fold. Jon and the boys, if they want to come play. Stephen well, you guys are playing with jon and the band tonight. cheers and applause stephen weve got to take a little break, but before we go, what is it youre performing. Were doing a haggard song. We love Merle Haggard. Stephen why merle . We lost him last year. He is such in Country Music, speak of the Backstreet Boys, haggard was such a diverse his sound was so diverse. A lot of saxophones in his music and horned instruments so were going to combine our thing with yall, with these guys, and see what happens. Stephen all right. Lets do it. Stephen all right the a. C. M. Awards are this sunday on cbs. Well be back with a performance from luke bryan and Dierks Bentley stick around. Thanks, guys. Stella artois has partnered with us at water. Org to help provide access to clean water to women and their families in the developing world. 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Haggards ramblin fever with jon batiste and stay human, Dierks Bentley and luke bryan my hat dont hang on the same nail too long my ears cant stand to hear the same old song an i dont leave the highway long enough to bog down in the mud cause ive got ramblin fever in my blood i caught this ramblin fever long ago when i first heard a lonesome whistle blow if someone said i ever gave a damn, the damn sure told you wrong ive had ramblin fever all along ramblin fever the kind that cant be measured by degrees ramblin fever there aint no kind of cure for my disease theres times id like to bed down on a sofa and let some pretty lady rub my back and spend the Early MorningDrinking Coffee and talkin about when ill be coming back cause i dont let no no woman tie me down and ill never get too old to get around i want to die along the highway and rot away like some old highline pole rest this ramblin fever in my soul ramblin fever the kind that cant be measured by degrees ramblin fever there aint no kind of cure for my disease, yeah ramblin fever the kind that cant be measured by degrees ramblin fever there aint no kind of cure for my disease, yeah cheers and applause stephen hey, man, that was fantastic that was incredible. Thank you. Hey luke bryan and Dierks Bentley everybody the a. C. M. Rs this sunday on cbs. Well be right back. ,,, in our suvs, you feel every mountain weve ever conquered. In our sports cars, you feel every podium weve ever climbed. And now, theyve come together to create something youve never felt before. Introducing the glc coupe. Part suv. Part sports car. All mercedesbenz. Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be marisa tomei, hugh dancy, and musical guest broken social scene. Now stick around for james corden and his guests victoria beckham, jessica chastain, and lisa kudrow. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where you come from its gonna be all right its the late, late show ladies and gentlemen, all the way