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Whats going on, everybody . Jon yeah stephen good to see you, my friend. Jon, whats up. Good to see you. Nice to see you. Plooz, have a seat, youre too kind. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im stephen colbert. Sorry, whats this . Whats this . Oh, this . Its no big deal, just the clemson helmet given to me by South Carolina governor nikki haley, and signed by clemson head coach dabo swinney. I wear it all the time. I wear it all the time. I usually take it out before i come out here. Oh, hey, i just remembered, last night, clemson defeated alabama to become College Footballs National Champion no big deal, National Champion. And since ive got the helmet, im National Champion, too. Couldnt play last night because i had to do my show. I was very backbench. And what a great game, real backandforth affair. Did you see the game . Incredible. First, one team has the ball and their guy was running, then the other team got the ball and their guy caught it. Impossible to figure out who was going to win the game, because i was watching big bang theory. But still, hell of a game. Congratulations to all the players. You earned every penny last night. Meanwhile, trumps transition is good for you. There you go. Meanwhile, whats going on . Trumps transition is still steaming along like a whats a big steaming thing . Anyway, its steaming is the important thing. Anyway, something steaming it clears the pores, when you put your face over it. Today, the senate began confirmation hearings for attorney general nominee and keebler elf who escaped the tree, Jeff Sessions. These things can get pretty tense, but there were a few laughs. Were about to get an answer to the ageold question, can you be confirmed attorney general of the United States over the objection of 1,400 law professors . Stephen ha, ha, ha. Its funny because nothing matters. Sessions nomination has caused a little bit controversy because of accusations of racist talkietalk. Back in the 80s when his African American assistant attorney uponned testified that sessions called him boy on multiple occasions, and he joked that he thought k. K. K. Members were ok, until he learned that they smoked marijuana. Sessions admitted he said that back then, but he said he was joking and today addressed the White Elephant in the room. Let me address another issue straight on. I was accused in 1986, of failing to protect the Voting Rights of African American, by presenting the voter fraud case, and condemning civil rights advocates and organizations and even harboring, amazingly, sympathies for the k. K. P. These are false charges. I abhor the klan and what it represents, and its hateful ideology. Stephen another Jeff Sessions doesnt love the klan. Well, i guess were done here. Everyone be careful not to trip over that extremely low bar as youre leaving the came ber. Now, sessions record raises concerns for democrats, but its going to be almost impossible for them to block him because hes too nice. Thats just how politics works. Andrew jackson thats just how politics works. Was responsible for the trail of tears but remember when he ordered pizza for everybody . Besides, every office even here every office has that one guy with some questionable views but you put up with it because hes so nice. Weve got one here at the late show, our accounts payable guy, andy. Super sweet. Sometimes i wonder if world war ii ended the right way. Anybody else . laughter oh, come on tell me you dont think hunting old people on a Desert Island would be a ton of fun. Im sorry, im going on and on. Hows your family doing . Have a nice weekend. Remember, just because women can legally vote doesnt mean they should. Stephen solid guy. Super solid guy. The point is, i dont care how nice scissions is. I just dont think that Jeff Sessions is qualified for the job. My question is very simple. Is grabbing a woman by her genitals without consent, is that Sexual Assault . Yes. Stephen i like him. Well, what else is going on with the trump people . Oh, the rumor i told you about last night is official Donald Trumps soninlaw, jared kushner, will be named Senior Adviser to the president. Now, in fairness comnow, come on. Give him a shot here. In fairness to kushner, his qualifications go well beyond being Donald Trumps soninlaw. Hes also married to Donald Trumps daughter. Now, a lot of people are saying that this violates the 1967 federal antinepotism statute, which prohibits Public Officials from appointing relatives to a civilian position in the agency over which he exercises control. But trumps folks say there is no conflict because, a, the white house is not an agency. And, b, donald trump has never exercises control. cheers and applause i like that. That was very nice. Jon its trump music. Yeah. Stephen thats the donald trump music . Jon yeah, thats the trump train. Stephen sounds like were going off a hill and we jump off the top when we get there. Jon thats right, thats right. Stephen just like her fatherinlaw, mr. Kushner will not take a salary. And just like his fatherinlaw, i really wish he would. I want a guy in there who needs the gig, not someone who sees running the country as a hobby, a way to meet people, like im run the country instead of joining an adult kickball league. Now, trump needs to hire a lot of people, because unlike previous transitions, trump is getting rid of all of obama hires immediately, everybody is fired, whether he has replacements for them or not. And this is true. Hes even getting rid of the people in charge of maintaining our nuclear arsenal. Yep, theyre leaving our Nuclear Weapons home alone. Yes, its a great new movie about a young member of isis out to steal our weaponsgrade plutonium. I believe we have a clip. Excuse me. Where do they store the nukes . Down the hall and to the left. Stephen it should be fine. It should be fine. Jon fly away stephen heres the thing the people of the National Nuclear Security Administration who, again, guard our Nuclear Stockpile legally can only follow orders from the two officers who just got fired. What are they gonna do now, outsource it to a task rabbit . Set up a take a nuke leave a nuke tray . So while this might be cause for concern, one nuclear official had some words of calm for a troubled nation im more and more coming around to the idea that were so very, very bleep . laughter but on the bright side, if the world ends, trump will be a oneterm president. laughter cheers and applause what else is going on . How about some lessdisturbing news, okay. Heres one. Theres a new biography of margaret wise brown. You know the childrens classic, good night moon. Shes the lady who wrote that. Im only halfway through the book. Dont tell me what happens to the bowl full of mush. Why browns biography is getting some headlines, because apparently she had a pretty wildlife, including longterm affairs with a marry married man and marrys woman. There are rumors that dr. Seuss had a kink where he liked to be slurfed with a durf in his glurf. Right up the glurf. Legally, i cant show a glurf on cbs. But i think we all know what the glurf is. You know what a glurf is. Youre an adult. Jon uhhuh. Yup. Stephen thats how they make babies in whoville. Jon oh, thats right. Stephen they stick it up your whereville. Just trying to keep it light before the world ends. Just trying to keep it light before they take our nukes. Im just trying to keep it light. Another big revelation brown told a reporter, i dont especially like children. No surprise there. After all, she let a child sleep in a room with an unattended fire. But the Biggest Surprise is that the characters in goodnight moon are bunnies. And according this biography, brown was an avid rabbit hunter, which explains why the old lady was whispering hush. Margaret wise brown was headed over with a shotgun shut your mouth or its goodnight, everybody laughter applause well, in light of these revelations, we at the late show have acquired an early draft of goodnight moon that reflects margaret wise browns lifestyle when she wrote it. Here we go. Everybody get comfy. In the great green room there was a telephone and a red balloon. I called my married lovers. Theyll be here soon. The kids fast asleep. I made him go hush by putting some ambien in the dinner mush. laughter goodnight mittens. Goodnight toy house. Hello lovers who have a spouse. laughter jon oh oh applause . Stephen im not sure whats going on here. Goodnight you, goodnight me. Please, leave this out of my biography. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Andrew garfield is here. Applebees allin burger meal deal for just 9. 99. Were talkin burger. Fries. Pepsi. 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I have enormous affection for you right now for some reason. Thank you very much congratulations on this amazing year of yours, between silence and hacksaw ridge, you turned in two of the most powerful performances of the year. You were nominated for a golden globe. You didnt win. Im sorry about that. Thank you for bringing that up. Stephen you also had one of the most memorable moments. You kind of stole cheers you kind of stole stole focus because you were sitting there with Ryan Reynolds and, he was up against ryan gosling. Yes. Stephen you know, for the golden globe, and this is what happened when ryan gosling won. This is what happened between you and Ryan Reynolds. There you go and. cheers and applause what happened what happened whats going on there gijust wanted ryan ton i loved him, no matter whether he won or lost. Stephen thats very supportive. It doesnt matter. Its how you play the game. He showed up and it distribute change anything in my heart displu love him just as much. Yes. Stephen and youre very comfortable with kissing other men. I dont even understand the question. Stephen me, either, me, either. Not everybody is, but im totally comfortable with it, too. I just want to you know that at any point all right. cheers and applause cheers and applause cheers stephen what were we talking about . laughter applause so, youre laughter youre a very gentle lover. Im start with that. Youre nominated you were nominated for hacksaw ridge. Yes. Stephen and and you turned in an incredible performance in silence. These are both men of deep faith. Were you raised with any particular deep faith of your own . I wasnt, actually, strangely enough. I was raised very open. I was given a lot of you know, it was really like a freerange chick jean yeah. Took the words right now the of my mouth. You know, its a weird thing. One of my heroes growing up was mahatma gandhi. Thats a weird thing to have as a hero when youre seven, when youre seven or eight. Stephen because you wouldnt eat your vegetables and you were like, mom, im like gawnda. Why gandhi when you were seven . I cant remember how it happened. I remember being very young and going to school for the first time and seeing the playground bully and not really understanding why he was the way he was. And my first impulse was to to hug him and kind of tell him, its all right. You dont have to behave this we. Stephen at seven . I dont eye dont understand. It was something i think its my mothers fault. She taught me about unconditional love, and she taught me about hurt people hurt people. People who are hurt, hurt people. Hurt other people. Am i explaining this . Stephen i was with you the first time. Okay, fine. Stephen no, i get it. Its simple but deep. Yeah, very deep. And it kind of i really owe it to my wonderful mother, lipgarfield. And there was something about gandhi that him and my mother were my heroes growing up, in that regard. But then, of course, i became this bullys target because i saw him very, very deeply. And he understood stephen did you hug him . Oh, yeah. I would protect him from bigger bullies. You know, i was the one that was protecting him and explaining to the bigger bullies, you dont understand, hes just deeply damaged by his his mothers abandonmentment of him, and his dad doesnt know what hes doing and he drifngzs whatever it was. Stephen was there any benefit to this behavior of yours . Did he still pick on you . Oh, yeah, more and more because of it. And i for some reason kept on protecting him. This is bizarre topic on an unhealthy relationship like our relationship with our future president. Stephen thats sacrificial. Thats very christlike of you. Well. Yes no, no, please. It was a bit foolish as well. But i mean, yeah, i dont know. Stephen call no man fool. What about yourself . Can you call yourself a fool. Stephen a fool for christ, i suppose. laughter we have to take a little break, but well be right back with more can andrew garfield, stick around. When the ship comes in by the hollies oh the fishes will laugh as they swim out of the path and the seagulls theyll be smilin and the rocks on the sand its so peaceful out here. Yeah. Introducing the new turbocharged volkswagen alltrack with 4motion® allwheel drive. Soon to be everywhere. Enjoy your phone you too. All right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. What . . Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . laughs to self in disbelief okay, just a few more steps. Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data when you switch to at t and have directv. Todays the day oh look creepy gloves for my feet. See when i was a kid there was a handle. And a face. This is nice. And does it come in a california king . Getting roid rage. Hemorrhoid. 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In the new movie silence, you play a jesuit missionary we had adam driver on the other night. The two of you play missionaries who go to japan when japan is closed to try to find liam neeson. Did you have to study laughter . And he plays himself in the film. Stephen yeah, yeah. Hes that good. That good and did you have to study did you study to bes jesuit . I studied with a mutual friend of ours, father james mart glin he was the chaplain of colbert nation. And someone i love as dearly as you seem to. I studied with him for a year and i went through the nation spiritual exercise s. Stephen what do you do . I never actually study with a jesuit. What do you have to do. What do you do to get ready for it . You know, not only do we study the theology and the history of the society of jesus, but theres these processes called the spiritual exercises that st. Ignatius created when he founded the order. And its kind of the basis for all 12step programs around the world, a. A. Being the first. And its this transformational process where you do the imaginative, meditative prayers with the life of jesus, where you place yourself in each scene, much like being an actor. I found out stanislav ski who invented modern acting was deeply inspired by st. Ignatius spiritual exercises so i felt kind of right at home and its this very weird thing where you create a very deep relationship with jesus christ. And i didnt know much about jesus. I hadnt really studied the bible. As i said, im kind of an agnostic, but i discovered the jesuits themselves are incredibly pantheists. Stephen like zeus and those people. Like paying ans . No, no, i would never dont get me in trouble with father martin. Its how i hear that is finding god in all things. Finding god in every single human being, meaning finding love in every single human being, finding possibility in every single human being, finding in the tree cut down to make this table you know, suddenly everything becomes a miracle. I love that. I think its a wonderful way to see the world air, beautiful way to see the world. applause . Stephen these two jez wits are deeply tested. These two jesuits who you and adam driver play their faith is deeply tested because theyre captured by the japanese, trying to rid japan of christians at the time. And we have a scene here of the two of you trying to figure out what to do now that youre being tested. How do you continue . Jim . We dont even know if father ferreira is alive or dead. The villagers never even heard of him. These people are so frightened. Its fear, and lice. They have us. We comfort them. How much longer can we do that . We asked for this mission, we prayed under in the exercises. God heard us then and he hears us now. May he guide us to ferreira so we can know the truth. applause stephen now, what people may notice in that is you guys both lovely a ton of weight, you lost a ton of weight for that. How much did you lose . I lost 40 poundsish. And im a skinny guy anyway. Stephen adam driver said he lost 50 wins. He wins, he won. Stephen hes 10 pounds better actor. How did you lose 40 pounds . Goodness, you just kind of dont eat. Stephen that will do it. And get angry, get very, very angry at everything around you. Thats pretty much the process. Stephen does the not eating make you angry. Stephen has anyone gone through a fast. Its a beautiful spiritual process, because the idea is you empty out so all of the spirits can enter. And, my goodness, i was empty, and it was it was brutal. You know, we would kind of be sneaking blueberries and almonds in between takes. A little bit of cheat displg you did a week of silence, right . Silent retreat. Myself and adam together. We didnt know each other very well at that point. And he kind of arrived two days after me, and we kind of waved to each other. Stephen what do you do on a silent retreat . Is there a lot of mime . Like aaah im sad. Heartbroken. Heartbroken. Whats the first thing you said to each other when you could first like, after a week, when you havent been able to talk and you havent really met before, whats the first thing you said to each other . We had these seven days and it was so full of this kind of, you know, divine attempt to pray and to meditate and to get close to those deep inner voices and the spiritual kind of exploration we were doing. And i think we got into the car, and it was as if the devil in both of us said where the bleep have you been . Because we just had the most disgusting, dirty, awful, dark conversation for three hours on the way to the airport. Because we had, had it was like it was like the devil felt so left out of the last seven days that he just came and made us say the worst, like nasty i cant even remember. Ive, like, blocked it out. We just we went to the darkest place for about three hours. Stephen did you talk about any of this stuff with mel gibson, by the way . Yes. Stephen we had mel on here and he believes the devil is real and around us and fighting all the time. Do you believe in any of that stuff . I believe in that as metaphor. I believe in as energy. I believe in it as our better angels. Absolutely. And also, to be honest, certainty, certainty about anything is the most terrifying thing to me. Stephen what do you mean certainty is terrifying . Certainty is terrifying . Stephen yes. I mean if you know there was an afterlife, would that be comforting or terrifying . How would i ever know. Stephen i dont know. But, what i mean is a visitation from an angel. Thiewbt . Sure, but i would question it. You think about thomas martin, the great trappist monk and philosopher, really. His doubt was his greatest ally. He was always constantly doubting. I think a life of faith is not a life of certainty. A life of faith is a life of doubt. And i think it is so healthy to doubt. It is so health tow doubt oneself, it is so healthy to doubt any assumption we make about how to live. And i think what i mean when i say certainty scares me, certainty starts war. Certainty starts war on behalf of ideology. Certainty, i know and you dont. Thats the scariest thing to me. And what a human being is capable of doing. applause . Stephen andrew, thank you so much for being here. Silence is in theaters now. Andrew garfield, everybody. Well be right back with errip andrews. When youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. With taltz, up to 90 of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. In fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. Do not use if you are allergic to taltz. 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Stephen just went for it, baby. A little more open mouthed than i expected. But i gotta say aplus. I love this is a beautiful dress. Thank you. Im, like, holding it together as im sitting. Hello thanks, i think yeah, theyre bugs, right . Stephen theyre very pretty. Well, thank you. Nice to meet you, by the way. Its crazy ive never met you before. Do you not like to be touched . Stephen i love to be touched. Sorry. Stephen but if you touch me, i get very quiet. Oh, okay. Stephen ill show you. Ill keep talking, you touch me, while im talking sorry stephen this might be this might be my favorite shoval time. Mine, too. Stephen so youre a sideline reporter. Were you surprised clemson beat alabama last night . First of all, i was bummed out. I didnt get to stay up and watch it. Oifs a morning show. People wake up early for that business, huh . But i saw the highlights as soon as i woke up. I went to the university of florida. I know they said you dont know much about football . Stephen i know everything about football. Ask can me anything about football. And alabama, im a huge nick sabein fan, hes the head coach of alabama and i told nick sabein when i have my first born its going to be like lion king circle of life. Im going to give birth to my child and pass him on to nick sabein, raise my kid, win a Heisman Trophy and go to the n. F. L. How is it that sound . Stephen no pressure. Youre going to hear the lion king music. Stephen have you played sports . I didnt. I watched all the games with my dad and learned all about it. Stephen you were sideline at the giantspackers game. This past weekend. Stephen at lambeau field. It felt like the studio. Stephen its chilly. You dont have 500 pounds of blubber as a linebacker to protect you and i assume you werent qairing that dangerous dres. Whats that like . Can you do your best job as a reporter if you cant move your mouth . I was wrapped up like from christmas story randy, i cant move my arms now do you love this . Stephen i do,. Thank you. I hoped the got that one, too. Stephen i have cult caneral references im an american go ahead, go ahead. No, but the biggest factor for me its not even like youre freezing, its the constant runnage of the nose. And i just feel like you dont even youre talking to a player and youve just got the snot coming down, so that hail mary. sniffs . Stephen it humanizes you. Its special, i have to tell you. Stephen a lot of criticism from the giants about having the boat trip. Didnt hear a thing about it. Stephen do you think any of that criticism is legitimate, that they should not have taken the day off . This is my thing. Theyre grown men. Thane what theyre doing. My only question about it was i didnt listen, justin beeb ei didnt know the street cred was that high for them. I want to hang with boons bonsa. Stephen they were on biebers boat. Yeah. Stephen listen, you go with the boat you can get, not necessarily the boat you necessarily want. I dont know if beyonces boat was in the harbor. Thats a good point. Wheres your boat. Hows your boat. Stephen ive got a skiff, 12 feet long, its wood. You paddle it. Do you have a boat . Not as big as yours. Stephen do you actually have a boat . No stephen you have to get a boat. I grew up in florida but no boat. Stephen how do you get around in florida. Soon youll need a boat to get anywhere. Are you sick of hearing players say the same thing on the sidelines all the time. They always say, give 110 . Thats liewcialee in the interview, but from where im standing on the sidelines you hear the craziest things you could imagine. I wish i could report why cant you report on them . The n. F. L. Doesnt allow you. You can paraphrase. Nick asked me, your producer. You do paraphrase what do you mean paraphrase . If you hear two players talking and you think thats news get your head out of your rear end. You have to start catching these balls. Whats wrong with you . I cannot say, i heard soandso say this to soandso. I have to say, soandso was unhappy his wide receiver was unable to catch a few balls. You have to paraphrase. Stephen what would nap you say . I dont think the n. F. L. Would like it. Its a rule as a sideline reporter. I cannot can repeat verbatim what they said. Stephen are you afraid you will get hit by one of the guys . Its another thing you really have to be serious about because theyre coming or sometimes im writing my notes or texting, and all of a sudden theyre like, look out ive been nailed in the face by a baseball before at a mets game. It was no joke, hit off my face, went in the stands. And a little kid was like, you can sign my ball . And i was like, i hate you. Stephen i got hit by a line drive foul ball once, and it bounced off my face and the guy next to me caught it. The guy behind me got it, and the Security Guard in front of me crouched down and i got nailed. Stephen the Security Guard crouched down. I was so upset. And my poor dad heard about it and called me and i didnt cry and i was fine. Baseball trainers and players were coming up and asking me, and i said, im fine. And all of a sudden my dad called and i said, i think i broke my chin. Stephen you also have another job, for the last couple of years, cohost of of so you think you can dance. No, dancing with the stars. Are you insane stephen theres both dancing. Umm. But we only have one bruno. Are you joking . Do we get to redo this . Stephen do we get to redo it . Ill tell you what. Ill tell you what, ill redo it but ill leave in my bleep up. Yeah stephen lets try this again. So youre youre also cohost of dancing with the stars. I am, yeah. Stephen do you think you can dance . I did that show, actually. I did laughter . Stephen im just bleep with you. Why are you laughing you . Know its not funny. Stop making him feel better. Is this mine our your s. Stephen lets find out. Its yours. Y promise you, its yours. You know something the rest of us need to know is rick perry was a contestant, and rick perry is going to be the new stct of energy. Right. Stephen does anything from his performance lead you to believe he will be a great cabinet member . He did not have much energy on our show. Stephen i beg to differ. Jim, can we show rick perry dancing . That just instills confidence thats a cabinet member that guy is in line to be president now. Thats one of those performances you sit back and you say, bless his heart. It was so nice he came out and tried to be a part of our family. Stephen tell me what orangetheory is. 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Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be jude law, gabrielle union, and thomas l. Friedman. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, mark wahlberg, jeremy renner, and joel edgerton. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where you come from its gonna be all right its the late, late show announcer ladies and gentlemen, all the way from berlin