cheers and applause stephen hey hey hey cheers and applause thanks so much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Hey thanks so much. Thank you, mark. Welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show, everybody, please hey, chris. Thanks so much, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Thats awfully nice. Thank you, thank you. You know what . This is what lets me work all day and party all night. cheers and applause haha im stephen colbert. Im your host here for the late show. And you know what . Ive wasted enough time. Donald trump. laughter speaking of wasting time, donald trump. Last night, donald trump appeared at an event here near new jersey to raise money to pay off Chris Christies campaign debt. Now, remember, christie endorsed trump back in february, and by endorse i mean stood behind him wishing for the sweet embrace of death. Christie is heading up trump transition team. And last night, trump showed just how much he appreciates christies help. With carrier and ford and nabisco leaving chicago, with their big plant, they are moving to mexico. I am not eating oreos any more, you know that. But, neither is chris. You are not eating oreos anymore. Stephen wow it has got to be hurt to be called fat by fitness model donald trump. applause cheers and just remember, this was a christie fundraiser, in front of all his friends and family. Can you imagine what trumps best man speech would be like . Id like to congratulate the lovely bride and the chunkistador she married laughter no wedding cake for you no wedding cake for you well, its hard to watch that and just stand here and do anything. I want to take a second to talk to chris chrstie, who im sure is home right now in an oreosleeveshame spiral. Chris, look, i know you made a commitment to support trump, but dont let him treat you like this. Youre beautiful the way you are. No one, no one, should fat shame you, especially at a new jersey fundraiser. Okay. cheers and applause i believe their state bird is the sausage. Yeah. The bird call gobbagoogobbagoo i guess what im saying is, chris christie, you can do better. And, god, i would give anything to mean that. cheers and applause i would. But believe it or not, theres a republican even more embarrassing than trump congressional candidate mike webb. A candidate running for congress has made a name for himself. Mike webb describes himself as a conservative republican and on facebook lists his Favorite Book as the bible. Take a close look at this. He posted this google search. Yup, what he didnt know was that the tabs for porn sites were still open. Not good. When he took the screenshots. Stephen yes, yes, exciting. Taking a screenshot while looking at porn . That is so embarrassing. I gotta say, impressive. Youve got to hit commandshiftfour using only one hand. I cant imagine. So what was the porn . Well, lets take a look one says i can riff, and bo, and ivone sexy amateur. Ive got to say, its refreshing to see him supporting sexy amateurs. Theyre in it for the love of the game, unlike those sellout pros who do it for money. Of course, nothing wrong with the occasional proam every once in a while for charity. laughter applause im sorry. What was what was i talking about . Oh, right, mike webb. Naturally, webb had a simple explanation for why the porn tabs were open, and by simple, i mean a 2,000word statement. It begins, curious by nature, i wanted to test the suggestion that somehow, lurking out in the pornographic world, there was some evil operator waiting for the oneinagazillion chance that a candidate for federal office would go to that particular website, and thereby be infected with a virus that would cause his or her f. E. C. Data file to crash the f. E. C. Okay, first off, curious by nature . Never begin your porn video explanation with the name of another porn video. laughter applause second. cheers and applause secondly, this explanation is way more embarrassing than just admitting you watch porn. Its like youre claiming you only picked up a prostitute so you could drive her to the police station. So, mike webb, please do not feel embarrassed. Even if voters did see this story on the internet, theyve already moved on. To watch more porn. Excuse me . Excuse me, sir. Stephen yes, whats up . When does the singing start . Where are the sequins . Where are the hot latin rhythms . This is nothing like what it says in the playbill. I know, i know. Stephen oh, my god. I remember you people. Youre the same people who came here a couple of months ago thinking you were seeing fiddler on the roof. Youre in the wrong theater again. This isnt on your feet, the irresistible musical story of emilio and gloria estafan, two people who believed in their talent and each other. Stephen no, im sorry, this is this is the late show with stephen colbert. Are you sure . Oh, god. And we made a special trip here all the way from topeka for jonah. We thought it was really important for him to learn about his culture. Stephen oh, are you folks cuban . No, but his grandparents live in miami. Stephen jonah, im really sorry that you didnt get to see on your feet. Me, too. Im dying. laughter stephen oh, oh, my god, are you sick . Oh, no, hes fine, hes fine. Hes just dying to see the show. Finish your sentences, young man stephen listen, i hate to disappoint you. You came all the way from kansas. I wish i could think of a way. A way. Yes, a way. Oway, oway oway, oway oway oh ohh ah oway oh ohh ah at night when you turn off all the lights theres no place that you can hide oh, no the rhythm is gonna get you tonight come on shake your body baby do that conga know you cant control yourself any longer feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger dont you fight it til you try it do that conga beat everybody gather round now let your body feel the heat let your body feel the heat dont you worry if you cant dance let the music move your feet shake your body shake your body shake your body come on shake your body baby do that conga cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen the rhythm just got me. laughter wow. She she didnt kiss me in herehearsal. I dont know what to do with my feelings right now. Let me have a little sip right here. That was full contact broadway. laughter i dont know if yall saw this yesterday, but this fella named kanye west, stopped by the number one place for hiphop ellen. laughter did you see this, jon . Did you see this . Jon i saw that. Stephen pure kanye. Pure unadulterated kanye. Because no one else was allowed to speak. For almost eight minutes kanye held forth on every subject from kanye to west. You tweeted out that you you tweeted out that you wanted Mark Zuckerberg to give you 53 million. In hindsight, should that have gone on facebook . Yes, i should have put it on facebook. Now, i understand why he didnt hit me back. I feel that if i had more resources, i could help more people. I have ideas that can make the human race existence within our 100 years, better. Period. bleep the paparazzi, whatever perception you have of me, starting with the truth, starting with what everyone is thinking, start there. Put some dope bleep with it. The exact amount of emotion and color palates and sonics and everything that i put into my music, i put them into the shoes. And they worked. I dont give a bleep how much youve sold. If youre playing on radio, are you connecting . Picasso is dead. Steve jobs is dead. Walt disney is dead. Name somebody living that you can name in the same breath as them. When i make clothes, its funny, because i would sit there with obama, and leos talking about the environment. And then im talking about clothes, and everyone looks at me like, thats not an important issue, or something. But i remember going to school in fifth grade and wanting to have a cool outfit. I called the head of payless. Im like, i want to work with you. Im sorry, daytime television. Im sorry for the realness. laughter stephen no apologies necessary, no apologies. That was the realest daytime tv has gotten since bob barker neutered a cat on live tv. Did it right on the dinette set. Now, a lot of people are saying that kanye engaged in a rambling, incoherent word dump. I disagree. But i understand kanye because were a lot alike. I feel like if Mark Zuckerberg gave me 53 million, i could buy more shoes. laughter i got some rockports at payless. Theyre ugly, but theyre great for slipping on in the morning to get the paper. I have ideas that can make human existence better. Period. End of sentence. Punctuation. Semicolon. Ellipses. Parren sees. I want to make better hot dog buns. People say thats crazy when i talk to them about hot dog buns. But when i was in second grade, i ate hot dogs. I called oscar meyer. Im like, we got to make longer buns that match the length of hot dogs, all right. I want to take everything ive learned from lunch and put it into a bun. Because, yes, yes, we have no bananas. Humans are connected. Picasso is dead. Walt disney is dead. Sleeping beauty . Not dead. Just looks dead. Somebody kiss me. Im a pretty girl. Wheres my castle . Wheres my apple . I was raised by wolves. I was raised by wolves. Tarzan was my nanny. I want to change the world, man. I want to invent fashion that stops Global Warming and a computer that fixes racism. I want to own a boat so big it ends poverty. Im sorry. Im sorry, latenight tv. Im sorry for the realitude. Im sorry for dropping honesty clusters into your healthy morning breakfast cereal. I have resources that can help the human race, 100 years in the future and 100 years in the past. Thats my skill set color palates. Soft palates. Soft cheeses. Easy cheesie. Lemon squeezie. Talking about yeezy. George and weezy. Were all moving on up and well be right back with seth rogan. Or right forward, because time is an arrow that points in the opposite direction of history. I got a bplus in history bile d. Stream video and music free without using one bit of your lte data. So switch today and get 4 lines for just 30 bucks each. [ dreams by beck ] hmmmmm. Hmmmmm. The turbocharged dream machine. The Volkswagen Golf gti. Part of the awardwinning golf family. R running nonstop. Lifting up patients. Changing their socks. Youre sore and youre beat from all that you did. For rest and relief try sealys hybrid. So take a load off and feel good as new. 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You know and love my next guest from such fine films as knocked up, superbad, pineapple express, and now, neighbors 2 Sorority Rising. Just you dancing is enough to distract the entire sorority. I dont know about that. That will work. It usually works. I dont even know where we are right now. Im ready. No i dont have the baby oil. Its not a wig deal. No, its the most important thing. With baby oil you get, like, two extra lines here. Really . Yes. Hold on hold on hold on lets go. Oh, thats hot oh, thats really hot ow, it burns. Rub it in. Rub it in. Oh, my god. Get it all over. Were in a rush come on, man, get his thighs. Stephen please welcome seth rogen. band playing cheers and applause is there welcome. Thank you. Stephen do you often get Standing Ovations . No, people exclusively sit for me when i enter rooms so that was very nice. Stephen nice to see you again. Great to see you gr last time you and i were together was over at the old show. Yes. Stephen and that was a very special day for you because you were there for your movie the interview. Yes, and as i was there i was being embroid in an international incident. Stephen ybecause the movie was about you and jim franco interviewing kim jong un. And they were not happy about that. Has that blown over . I hope so. Actually, it was during your show, essentially, like, when i came out to promote it, i had a movie, and when i came off the movie was not in theaters anymore, essentially. Stephen thats how well the interview went. I was like man, thats a bummer. Then they told me i would have an armed guard with me at all times, which, again, is not what you want to hear. Stephen that is not why you went into comedy . Exactly. And one day i woke up and went outside and he was gone. laughter . Stephen did you notice at first . Oh, yeah oh, no, i instantly noticed he was gone. And i prayed it coincided with my newfound safety. But i think it just coincided with somebody didnt want to pay for him anymore. And literally just saw it on a log, were still paying for this guy . Send him home. And i called franco, and i said, is your guy still there there . And he said, oh, no, hes gone, also. No ones killed us yet, so i guess thats good news so far. Stephen so happy, its awfully nice. It is nice. Stephen it really is nice. Its really nice that no one killed us. Stephen living is good, more living is better. The more im alive the better i am not dead. You know what they say. Stephen they co. Theyll say it now. They will from now on. Stephen one of the things you said at the time is you liked writing about real stuff, and this was a real thing, this dictator. Now youre writing about other real stuff because youre one of the writers and stars of neighbors 2 Sorority Rising. Yes, the most unnecessary thing after a colon, maybe, of all time. Stephen but the sor orty rising part of it is the real part. I did not know this, sorority cannot have parties. In america, if youre part of the greek system, sor orts are not allowed to throw parties in their own houses. In a lot of houses, its more than three women in it, and in a lot of states its considered a brothel. Stephen this movie, people were saying it has a feminist bent to it because its allowing women to be just as terrible as as disgusting as men are, yes, finally. Yes, if one thing if women are earned the right for anything, its to be as gross and disgusting as men are. Stephen i went to Northwestern University and at northwestern, in evin ston, in that town, its still the law there, if more than two women are living in a house together who are not related, its considered a brothel. No, its a real thing its psychotic. And i go to these places and i throw money at them and nothing happens. laughter applause and im, like, hey. Stephen its terrible. Its on your books, man. Why are you advertising something that youre not . But im only into people who are related, so it doesnt work out laughter stephen thats good. Thats good. You might want to get Security Guard back. I should get him back. Stephen i understand you did research for this movie by looking at pranks . On youtube . Yes, there are a lot of pranks in the film, people a prank war breaks out. So, yeah, youtube is the best resource for people doing really mean things to each other. And there is a prank in the movies where people put airbags in each others seats and launch them up in the air and thats a real thing people do to each other. Stephen seriously. Yes. Stephen that was in the first movie and i thought, no, that will kill you. It will kill you but people are still doing it to one another to hilarious results, generally speaking. Stephen did you do did you do pranks when you were younger . Did you do violent things for fun . I got into a pyromaniacal phase. Stephen who didnt. Where one day all my toys just turned from being the things i love to things i could explode with fireworks. Stephen you find out those little army men melt . Yeah, they burn gleferg is napalm. Everything will explode. In high school, around halloween, the weed dealers would start selling explosives as well as weed. Stephen so, wait, they would come to you, do you want a dime bag and mighty mights or cherry bombs. Stephen thats tha seems dangerous. Its a super dangerous combination. And they both require ignition, i guess, is the only common thread. But, yeah, so we would yeah, they would give you deals, honestly. Which, again where did you live that fireworks are illegal . I grew up in South Carolina where all fireworks were illegal. I grew up in vancouver. Where fireworks are legal, but firecrackers, like cherry bombs m80s. M80s, were not legal but we dealers would sell them at great price s. Stephen did you ever do this one . We would take the cardboard tubes out of a hanger, and stick it through a big gulp lid to protect your hands and put bottle rockets in that and ride our bikes down the street and joust with each other. We would take golf clubs and knock the club part off so it was just a big, metal tube, essentially, and we would fill them with bottle rockets and shoot them at each glrg yeah. In, like, really violent ways. My friend mike burned his hand really bad one year, actually im sorry, mike. laughter stephen i have to get to something here, your mother did that is after my own heart. Your mother gave you is this true, she gave you a book . A book called learn the didgeridoo. Why did she give you a book on how to learn the diggiroo. She was in industrial and also got my a didgeridoo, she got me a didgeridoo, and a book on how to learn to play the didgeridoo. Stephen i have a feeling you put your mouth on something shaped like this many times before. Yes. Stephen count to give it a shot . Do you not know how to do it . You have to get your lip all fat in there . A get fat lip going. Whoa applause stephen neighbors 2 Sorority Rising in theaters today. Seth rogan, everybody, lets do it if youve ever been lured in straight talk. By a low price wireless plan then theres not enough highspeed data or your bill is packed with overages and mystery fees. Stop falling for it with straight talks unlimited plan, you get americas largest, most dependable 4g lte networks. No contract, no tricks. And five gigs of highspeed data for just fortyfive dollars a month. Its time to ask yourself. Why havent i switched . Get a Samsung Galaxy s7 or bring your own phone. Find out more at straighttalkswitch. Com yea, thats my daughter, my son, and thats my. Hey, koolaid man . Husband. Oh yeah [ crashing ] [ electricity crackles ] hey at least you got your Homeowners Insurance through progressive. By bundling it with your Car Insurance you saved a ton yeah. 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His name is gil peaches, and he does reviews every week for the latest movies. And we called him, and hes letting us run his stuff on the show. This is not at the movies with gil peaches. laughter cheers and applause hello, im gil peaches. Welcome to not at the movies with me, gil peaches. Lets get to it. Hello, im gil peaches. First movie i saw this week the jungle book. I did not get this movie at all. It was like bill murray was pretending to be a bear for two hours. Just be yourself, bill. America loves you and the end credits were so confusing. I counted at least three elizabeths who worked on this movie. How did they tell themselves apart . Was one of them elizabeth l. . Was one elizabeth r. . Theres your movie. I give the jungle book two apples and an acorn. For language. Next up, captain america civil war. This one was a real mixed bag for me. On the one hand, the characters kept walking into scary places, even though i yelled at them not to. On the other hand, i like how they made it nighttime in the movie theater. Much easier to see the screen. Bravo. Now, i didnt see who won the fight, because i had to leave early to pick up my cat andromeda from the vet. Shes fine. They were just fatty deposits. I give my cat 12 garbage. The last movie i saw this week was neighbors 2 Sorority Rising. For once, this was a movie i did note see alone. I went with my cousin, bill peaches. Get in here, bill peaches. cheers and applause hello, bill. Hello, im bill peaches. How is your mother . Shes great. How is arthur. Hes good. So sad. How are the crackers . Theyre delicious but dry. Neat. Now what did you think of neighbors 2 . It was great. Eventually. Before the movie began, there was some sort of mixup. They played five twominute movies that they said were coming soon, but they were already there on the screen so frustrating. But once neighbors 2 got started, i really enjoyed it. Not i. Halfway through, the movie it took a frustrating turn because i got a text, and i couldnt check it, and i thought about it the whole time. Well, you missed a great movie, because seth rogen brought a raw animal sexuality. Unlike anything ive ever seen. cheers and applause no doubt. Par for the rogue an course. Very much so. Speaking of animals, they blew it in the closing credits when they reveal no animals were harmed. Way to ruin the illusion, guys yes, and when i finally got out of the there, the mens room didnt have any urinals, and it was filled with women who were yelling at me. What kind of movie is that . laughter applause terrible, terrible. That is terrible. Boo. I say boo to you. Its a very modern problem. Im bill peaches, and i give neighbors 2 four railroad spikes. But one spike is golden, for language. Youve been warned. Well, thats it for not at the movies with me, gil peaches. And me, bill peaches until next time, the bill is in your court bill, you may come on the show because you drive me places, but you dont get a tagline i want a tagline. You dont get one. cheers and applause more than just spills. Ke durabn if it works here, imagine how well viva will unleash clean in your home. Customer service d. Maam. This isnt a computer. Wait. Youre real . With discover card, you can talk to a real person in the u. S. , like me, anytime. Wow. This is a recording. Really . No, im kidding. 100 u. S. Based customer service. Here to help, not to sell. Whos the genius who puts a girl in heels on a subway grate . Miss monroe, eat a snickers. Why . You get a little cranky when youre hungry. Better . Much better. This scene will never make the cut. Inspired by a true stella brewery closed, auction sale. I am sebastian artois. Brewmaster. Risktaker. Wake up sebastian i sold everything i had to own a brewery. You might have heard its name. So, what do you want to be remembered for . Stella artois be legacy ,, okawhoa ady . [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Only from xfinity. band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guest is the star of the hit series Jessica Jones. Were you born this way . Nope. Accident. You . Experiment. Does anyone else know about your abilities . A couple. Im not hiding but im not advertising. When people find out they come at you. Being a hero just puts a target on your back. Been there, done that. The hero gig . I gave it a shot once. Tell me there was a costume and you still got it. Stephen please welcome Krysten Ritter band playing cheers and applause stephen thanks for being here. Thank you so much for having me. Stephen and congratulations, congratulations on an incredible show that just won a webby, i understand, and is going to get a peabody oned is. Thats great. Peabody is the best. Its so exciting. It is. Stephen peabody is the best possible award you can get. Its really exciting to be on a show they love but also has made such a positive cultural impact. Stephen first marvel female television hero. Yeah applause . Thank you. Yeah, the first marvel female superhero. Yeah, pretty crazy. Stephen so in some ways, the character you play, Jessica Jones, is something of a little bit of a cultural icon right now. Yeah. Stephen because you use the show to talk about important things at times. Yeah, Jessica Jones has a very traumatic past. She is a survivor of rape and abuse. But her journey throughout the show is her not letting that define her. Everything thats happened to her, she still muscles through and finds her full potential and conquers the guy that abused her. Stephen well, one of the things thats nice about it is there is some criticism of the marvel universe, like in the movies, that theyre a bit of a sausagefest right now, but to have a great powerful they are, actually. There was talk about the original iron man 3 villain was supposed to be a woman but got changed into a man because it wouldnt sell toys. Oh, my god. I didnt know that. Girls can sell toys stephen girls can sell toys. cheers and applause is there a Jessica Jones toy . I dont know if there is yet, but there should be, and i bet it would sell huge, and im going to make some phones calls after this. Stephen absolutely. You dont need to. We just told everybody. Just go out and demand your Jessica Jones doll. Or buy any doll and call her Jessica Jones. Get a barbie and put on jeans and a motorcycle jacket and there you go. Stephen i understand you grew up on a farm. Di. Stephen why where . I grew up in a farm in pennsylvania. Stephen a real farmfarm . A farm with cows, and chickens and it was 100 acres in the middle of nowhere. Stephen did you have farm chores . Yes, i had to pick up rocks. Stephen is that a big part of farming . I didnt grow up on a farm. I didnt know rocks were a huge part of farming. What about the cows . Did you have to deal with them . I had to feed cows every morning and also after school, every day at 5 00. So no matter what i was doing you were like, gotta go home, cow. Exactly, hanging out with my boyfriend, gotta go, gotta go feed the cow s. Stephen its great discipline. Its a nice 5 00 curfew. Yeah, yeah. Stephen your parents could say, its not us, its the cow. They could play good copbad cow. Yeah, sure. Stephen do you miss it at all . Do you miss farm life at all . You know, i really like having that connection with animals and how quiet it is. But im a city girl. I love the city. I like i like the vibe and energy and the shopping and the life that happens. You know, you have to really entertain yourself when youre on a farm. Stephen yeah, yeah. Were pennsylvania farming, im guess, you dealt with the amish a little bit. Yeah, so im not amish. Stephen you dont like amish. Hey, you never know, and our farm was not amish but amish are close by in redding and places like that an hour away. We would go up against them a lot at Livestock Auction s. Stephen go up against them . An auctions where they talk really fast. Stephen sold like that . Exactly. Stephen you go up against them and it sounds like gang war with amish people. Go up against them like who has the better cow . They know who is the best cow is going to be. Stephen wait a second, youre a cow farmer yourself. Why dont you know the best cow. Look at me. Do i look like i know the best cow . Stephen i believe girls are capable of anything. Good. applause amish will pay top dollar so that was something that was understood if you were up against the amish and they wanted a certain cow you kind of let them have it. Stephen really . Because they took that thing seriously yoo yeah. Stephen that was their super bowl. Yup. I had a little cow they got an an auction. Stephen did you, really . I think he weighed 70 pounds at the time and you pay per pound. Stephen what was his name . His name was jake and he cost like 150. He was so little i could pick him up with all my might. Stephen what happened to jake . Id rather skip that part of the interview. laughter . Stephen all right, thats thine, thats fine, thats fine. So is the ill start crying right now. Stephen i know the Jessica Jones has been a huge splash. Is the new season available now . No, the new season is not available yet. Stephen no and i dont know when, and if i say anything else, harvle snipers would shoot me dead. Stephen well, good luck with that. Thank you, thank you. Stephen seth rogan has a security guy he doesnt use anymore. He might be able to protect you. It was lovely to meet you. Krysten ritter. Jessica jones is streaming now. Check it out any season. Well be right back. Sc johnson from bank of america to buy a new gym bag. Before earning 1 cash back everywhere, every time and 2 back at the grocery store. Even before he got 3 back on gas. Kenny used his bankamericard cash rewards credit card to join the wednesday night league. Because he loves to play hoops. Not jump through them. Thats the excitement of rewarding connections. Apply online or at a bank of america near you. If youve ever been lured in straight talk. By a low price wireless plan then theres not enough highspeed data or your bill is packed with overages and mystery fees. Stop falling for it with straight talks unlimited plan, you get americas largest, most dependable 4g lte networks. No contract, no tricks. 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Do you miss them in your cest la vie way . More than youd miss me if youd stayed in the hemisphere i asked you to return from . Or maybe you cant pull apart your brain like if theres a russian doll inside another russian doll you see it all in your cest la vie way so, i ill try to be a decent partner try to keep the teardrops off your face be kind enough to regard me in your cest la vie way in your cest la vie way in your cest la vie way in your cest la vie way headlights through my window at night white light on my baby all right but when she comes shes a stranger to me im lost in the Floating World in the Floating World in the Floating World beyond this one if i was if i was careless careless with your heart and lines on lines on paper were made for only tearing apart im raised up like an animal raised up like a beast raised up like an animal staying up in this little room out the window flashing red and blue but i dont live here im an occupant i reside in the Floating World in the Floating World in the Floating World beyond this one beyond this beyond this beyond this one beyond this beyond this one cheers and applause stephen wolf parades new e. P. And the issue of their new album apologies to queen,,,, stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in next week when my guests will include emilia clarke, james mcavoy, and rashida jones, good night captioning sponsored by cbs reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from two dot montaniv