Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Anderson Cooper. Edgar ramirez. And musical guest cip moore. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen thank you very much. cheers and applause hey jon hey stephen good to see you. cheers stephen thanks, everybody. Thanks so much, mark. Whats going on . Thanks so much. Welcome to the show. Please, sit down. Thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. How is everybody doing tonight . You feeling all right . cheers and applause you sound good. You sound better than donald trump. Trump has been having a tough time with one key demographic voters. Especially, it turns out, African American voters. In fact, among African Community someplace between Country Music and the Milwaukee Police department. laughter somewhere right in there. applause jon you said it. Stephen thats what i hear. Thats what i hear. But this past week, trump has tried pivoting his campaign to appeal to minorities. Our government has totally failed our African American friends, our hispanic friends. Poverty, rejection, horrible education. No housing, no homes, no ownership. Stephen yes nothing, no one. Youre totally marginalized. For instance, clearly, none of you could get into trumps rally. No one but he didnt stop there. His brave message of words continued. To the African Americans who i employ so many, so many people to the hispanics tremendous people what the hell do you have to lose . Give me a chance. Stephen yes yes blacks, hispanics, what the hell do you have to lose . Because you should really hide whatever becomes president. applause by the way, what the hell do you have to lose . Give me a chance, is also how trump proposed to all of his wives. Come on, but while minorities dont like him now, trump promises they will in the future. And at the end of four years, i guarantee you that i will stephen yes 95 . Now, to put that into perspective, in 2012, barack obama got only 93 of the African American vote. Obama would have done slightly better if instead of roll the dice. cheers and applause now, a lot of people are laughing at trumps 95 claim, especially his running mate. He says by 2020, hes going to have 95 of the African American support. laughs why are you laughing . Well, thats donald trump. laughter stephen thats donald trump. He says crazy things black people will vote for me. Give me the Nuclear Launch codes. In other trump news, his Campaign Expenses are skyrocketing, because according to f. E. C. Filings, trump was selffunding his campaign, he paid 35,000 a month for office space in trump tower. Now that hes paying for it with someone elses money, that rent has gone up to almost 170,000 dollars. A 500 rent increase. Man, the landlord at trump tower must be a real tool. cheers and applause that is that is its nice still, its nice to hear a story about trump actually paying sure, its to donald trump, but paying your bills is like sex you start with yourself. laughter that joke really seemed worth it in rehearsal. Ill tell you. Meanwhile, scandals continue to swirl around Hillary Clinton. Last night, i told you about something called the Clinton Foundation, a humanitarian nonprofit the clintons founded years ago. According to a new report, when hillary was secretary of state, she had a whole bunch of meetings with people who werent Foreign Government officials but had donated to their foundation. And now, donald trump is calling for an investigation. The amounts involved, the favors done, and the significant number of times it was done require an expedited investigation by a special prosecutor, immediately, immediately, immediately stephen yes, immediately, immediately, immediately candyman. laughter applause immediately immediately immediately donald trump demands an investigation into anyone anyone who got favors after donating to the foundation, especially this guy. Well, ill tell you what, with Hillary Clinton, i said, be at my wedding, and she came to my wedding. You know why . She had no choice because i gave. I gave to a foundation that, frankly, that foundation is supposed to do good. Stephen thats right. Donald trump paid the Clinton Foundation to get hillary to come to his wedding. Though, at this point, i bet she wont be invited to the next three. laughter applause now, the clintons say this has and besides, theyve announced that if hillary wins, the foundation will stop taking foreign donations, and bill will step down from the board. So there you have it they did nothing wrong, and they promise theyll never do it again sounds like pretty damning stuff. Evidently donating to the Clinton Foundation gets you a sitdown with Hillary Clinton. And id like to sit her meeting, im going to send her a letter and include a character reference from my good friend abraham lincoln. applause laughter now, lets all take a meeting with jon batiste and stay human, cheers stephen i got a little tickle in my throat tonight. I think i might be losing my voice tonight. You are a professional musician. You sing, what can i do to protect my throat. Jon honey put in your water, warm water, you put lemons in there, you drink it. Stephen can you hook a brother up . Jon i got you. Stephen see you at the commercial break. You know what, listen, tomorrow night, you know what im excited about . Jon whats that. Stephen tim kaine, Vice President ial candidate tim kaine is going to be here tomorrow night. applause im not saying im not saying that we dont have a good show but tomorrow night will also be a great show. Come again tomorrow night. applause hes going to sit over there. Hes a mad man. Were going to do crazy stuff. Were going to do shots and belly flops off the ball coni. It will be incredible. Stick around. And kaine is here at an appropriate time, and Donald Donald trump i need my honey loquat donald trump floating the Conspiracy Theory that the election might be rigged. And who knows, he could be right, because i heard that millions of americans are planning to use a secret and there are all kinds of conspiracy theories shaking up the altdarknet, like Hillary Clintons secret illness, which was proven last night by noted medical expert, karl roves face. She has a concussion on the 13th of december falls down, until the 15th of december, two days later. Were told on the 25th that excuse me, actually got this written down. The white board, on the health ive never seen it. Were told on the 28th of december that she is going to be back to the office next week. On the 30th she is hospitalized with a blood clot, but we are not told about it until the next day. Two pages. On the 23rd of january, 2013, she shows up at the benghazi hearing wearing fresnel prism glasses that help people who have suffered a concussion or traumatic brain injury get their vision right. In fact, the next year her husband, bill clinton, says it was terrible. Because she required six months of very serious work to get over. Thats what he admitted a year later. Stephen oh, my god Hillary Clintons illness has spread to megyn kelly, causing her vertical blindness in one it has got to be true. Karl rove wrote it on whiteboards. Those are used only for the most serious matters, like conspiracy theories, fantasy football drafts, and drawing dongs in the breakroom. There are so many things the puppet masters of politics dont want us to know. And tonight, im going to shine a light on them in my new segment the late show presents Stephen Colberts tinfoil hat. cheers and applause as always, tinfoil hat is brought to you by reynolds wrap keeping government radio signals out of your brain since 1999. Welcome to the truth bunker, i actually dont know. Lets begin. Now, Hillary Clintons supporters say secretary clinton is not ill. Oh, really . Then why is it right in her name cheers and applause okay, enough politics. Thats what they want us to talk about. Its a distraction from the real question how come only one type of dog is allowed to be fireman . Do all other dogs love setting fires . Is china genetically engineering super smart babies . How else can you explain the fact that by the time theyre three, they can all speak i want you to consider the very real possibility that all jason bourne movies are the same movie, and they just erase our memories each time. How else could i do this cheers and applause and theres more. It has not escaped my notice that bowling balls and electrical outlets both have three holes, but for some reason, youre not supposed to put your fingers in one them. Or your penis in either of them. What do they not want us to experience . And what is the Hidden Valley ranch hiding . Is it alien Food Technology . Let me just check my notes. Let me just check my oh, yes, is it true that theres an elaborate network of governmentfunded highways connecting americas onramps . The socalled new testament . Its actually quite old. laughter and who really wrote the works of shakespeare . And who really wrote my term paper on the works of shakespeare . Because i have proof it wasnt me. 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How dare you how dare you, Anderson Cooper you know im a fan. You hurt me. Were dressed almost identically you have pinstripes. Im the elvin version of you. Stephen youre the e version of me. Now you have really hurt my feelings. Im like the pale, white, elf. Stephen what am i, a hobbit. You seem immortal. You have slightly pointed ears, and you also keep your opinions to yourself, very often. Like an elf. Stephen like an elf. They do not ask an elf for advice, because she shall say both yes and no. Thats you. Your show i like that you throw off elfish lore. Did you ever play dudgeons and dragons . Stephen you played d. D. I met gary gidex. Were going to alienate 99. 9 of the people out there right now. But the shut inform ins at home are really excited. Are going, what . I played d. D. When it first came out you had one character . For a long time. Stephen what was your favorite character . Actually, i have an elvin character. Stephen elvin or halfelvin. Elvin feif. Thats good. Because elves have extra dexterity. You need that. Im trying to resist pushing up my glasses while talking called a witch, and it was a woman. I had a female character dont you accuse me of being a bro. All right. Okay. Lets get back to your elfish nature, okay, because you manage to stand there, just about every night with this panel of yours. Yeah. Stephen which goes, like, crazy, reasonable, crazy, reasonable, crazy, reasonable. And you dont let on to us, viewerses which ones you think are absolutely insane and which ones are reasonable. But admit now, just admit now, you think half of them are bleep crazy. Not at all. I respect all their opinions. Stephen no, you dont. laughter you do not respect all their opinions. You respect that they have an opinion. Yes. I like i like a person whose, you know, willing to have an actual conversation. It does drive me bananas when talking points, like a candidate surrogate who just sticks to talking points you. Stephen know caley mcamericany . Yes. Stephen she earns her money. You cannot talk her off a talking point with a battering ram. Shes very smart. She just graduated from harvard law school. Stephen am i supposed to be impressed by that . I dont know. Stephen shes very impressive. And the whole group is ganging up on her and she stephen very impressive. Why do you look so rested because you work harder than anybody i know. I mean, you news never takes a break. Stephen yeah, news never takes a break. applause . Stephen could this have anything to do with it . Yes, i built a house you know, i built a house in brazil, in a small little fishing village, so when i go somewhere for vacation, which i rarely do, so i actually just got back from niece and 97 gliewz did you go to the olympics . I did not. My town was way up in the north so it was too complicated. The nieces and 97 sues are four years old to 13 and they all wanted toatch the olympics. I dont have a tv in my house you dont have a tv . In brazil, you dont want to be sitting watching tv in your home. Stephen yes, you do. S so i got this tv installed for the kids to watch the olympics, what i didnt know, whatever tv i Cable Network or the Satellite Network it was, you would turn it on and on like channel 220, 222, 223 were olympic channels. The channels you turned it on were religious channels, evangelicals and preachers, and five channels down from the religious channels were four hardcore porn channels. And literally the kids were turning around, and i would be sitting there incredibly nervously, you know. And it was so creepy because pop up first before the actual visual popped up. And it would be ventura. I do not speak spanish. Or po obare, igato orgasmo. Stephen uncle anderson, what are they doing . I would see that and know i had, lik but you do make it in time to say, kids, thats called grecoroman wrestling. The other thing that is infuriating, i missed every major important event. Like Michael Phelps was about to go on, and they showed the brazilian swimmer and as soon as he was eliminated, Michael Phelps would be walking out and they would cut away to a and they did well in some events, judo, floor gymnastics and obviously so. I missed every important event. Stephen we did very well. I watched it on the replays. Stephen we have to take a little break. You can stick around . Well talk more about pornography. Well be right back with america thought our pancakes were pretty special. So we did. We made dennys new pancakes 50 fluffier with fresh buttermilk and hint of vanilla. If you disagree, the cakes are free. Thats the dennys loveem or theyre free guarantee. Before taking his team to state for the first time. Gilman go get it, marcus. Go get it. Coach gilman used his cash rewards credit card from bank of america to earn 1 cash back everywhere, every time. At places like the batting cages. . [ crowd cheers ] and 3 back on gas. Which helped him give his players something extra. The cash rewards credit card from bank of america. More cash back for the things you buy most. The cash rewards credit card from bank of america. . They call you short stack. Half pint. Lil bit. Small fry. Nobody even knows your name. But thats about to change. cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Were sitting here talking with my bro, Anderson Cooper. Were hugging it out. Yeah, were hugging it out. Stephen donald trump, his campaign, you had kellyanne conway, his new Campaign Manager on. Manafort . I think one or two i. Stephen he was the previous Campaign Manager. And cory lewandowski. Stephen who now works at cnn. He works for you guys. Does he still get any money from the trump people at the same time. I believe i read he gets a continuing severance from trump. Stephen so you all are paying him and trump is paying him but hes on your show doing analysis on a man he still gets cash from. Pretty at it. Yes. Stephen and you still respect his opinion, too . We have people from all the campaigns. We have Campaign Surrogates for Hillary Clinton on. Stephen what is a surrogate, by the way . I have heard that term a lot . Its somebody who represent the campaign. Theyre often paid by the campaign. They just eye dont know that, you know, katrina pearson, i think, is one of those people you see on cable news a lot. She is a surrogate for the trump campaign. There are a lot of surgats. So they have people out there speaking for them. Stephen now trump has done this pivot where he is now trying to appeal to minority voters, African Americans, hispanics, softening his spans on whether theyll there will be forced deportations. You talkedded to conway. He says hes softening. He hasnt really spoken about any of the details. Previously during the primaries he was saying, 11 million undocumented workers in this country, illegal immigrants, they all got to leave. Stephen on build the wall on your way out. laughter . But now he seems to be shifting or the campaign person last night who would not say that all 11 million have to leave anymore, would not talk about a deportation force. So it does seem like theyre in flux, but the exact details are i think t. B. D. Stephen theres a little bit, it seems like, elect me. See what happens. Theres a lot of that. Christmas is election day. Open me up. Maybe im full toys. Maybe im full of turdz. Open me and find out. Dont shake me. He is still saying he will build a wall and mexico will pay for it. Stephen i was a little worried. Is he doing cnn anymore . No, hes not. Hes only i think been doing interviews with fox news i think the last i read recently, like, the last 10 interviews hes done theyve a interview he did was with George Stephanopoulos on abc about the kahns, and that did not go so well for him. So he does a lot of hannity who certainly who is evidently advertising his campaign at the same time. I read that as well. Certainly seems supportive of his efforts. You know, wed love to have him. Stephen what would you want to ask him if you could . There are a million things. There are so many different things. Every time you know, i think alleged outreach to African American voters is a really interesting thing. Hes doing it in front of overwhelmingly white audiences. Hes yet to go to an African American church. He was in detroit, flew there on the plane, did an event in front of largely White Community and white audience, and then left. So i mean, i think there are opportunities for him to try to reach out in a more significant way and i think were going to see that probably i mean, the Campaign Today was saying that may happen. Stephen how many debates are there supposed to be this time . Three president ial debates, stephen do they know who is moderating it . It hasnt been announced yet. Nobody knows until the commission who does this, can which is a bipartisan commission, picks the moderator. They apparently call who they pick and so nobody knows who its going to be. Stephen except that its going to be hillary and trump, hopefully, because that would be very disappointing yes. In terms of moderators. Stephen how about pence and kaine . They will have one debate as well. President ial debate. Stephen that will be sponsored by nodoz hopefully. I think that will be kaines a wild man. He plays harmonica. Maybe tomorrow night. Stephen well do camp town races. Anderson thanks for being here. Nice to see you. Good luck. Have fun down in applause stephen Anderson Cooper 360 . Airs weeknights on cnn. Anderson cooper, everyone. Well be right back with Edgar Ramirez. At the the lincoln summer invitation sales event its time to relax. From the moment you take your foot off the brake, the brake stays engaged and you stay put. 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My next guest stars as boxing legend Roberto Duran in his new keep him on the ropes two fighters at the top of their game. Jab him stay on him get out of there bell ringing stephen please welcome Edgar Ramirez . . . applause stephen dont let me stop you from dancing. Not at all. Stephen go ahead, do it. If you want to do it. cheers . . . Very nice. Stephen well, im afraid thats all we have time for. Thank you very much. Thank you so much. My first time on a broadway stage. Stephen really . Yeah. Stephen welcome. Thank you so my first time on a talk show. Stephen you didnt start off as an actor, did you . No, as a journalist. Stephen as a journalist. You were looking for the truth and decided to make up things instead laughter . Actually, i was looking for the truthiness. Stephen oh, the truthiness. Well, youve come to the the right place. Im a big fan. Stephen thank you very much. Youre from venezuela, right . Im from venezuela. Stephen how did you guys do in the olympics . We did great. We did great. We got three medals, one silver, two bronze. Bronze medal. Stephen you are playing Roberto Duran applause sure. Youre playing Roberto Duran in this new movie hands of stone, and he has more knockouts than tyson, right, and more victories than ali. Heist huge talent for those who dont remember duran. Many remember him for the no mass fight. Did you box before you did this role . No, no, never, first i never boxed. I mean, i was presented with the opportunity to portray this character, and i moved to panama for over a year to prepare. And i had the privilege to be trained pi by duran, so he was e one who trained me. Stephen in panama. In panama. Stephen he lives there now . He lives there now, has a happy life. Hes quite a character. Stephen hes still sharp. He was never hit in the head. Yeah, yeah. Stephen thats the best stephen this is a vital organ up here. Exactly. And it makes your mind very, very sharp. Stephen what to you mean it makes your mind very sharp . Because you have to make many decisions very quickly in a very short period of time. When youre in the ring for three minutes, you have to make too many choices and it makes your mind sharper, like more accurate, faster. Stephen when you were training for this, did you get punched in the face . I was i got punched in the face, but not in the ring. I got exactly. Not in the boxing scenes. Stephen it sounds like theres a story there. There are two stories, actually. Ironically enough. Got punched in the face by the women in the movie. laughter theres one scene where things objects are flying all over. And one just landed on my nose and cut it, and they had to stop shooting for five days. And then there was some other scene, where im you know, there are some women in the scene, and my wife finds me there. Shes, of course, not happy. Me in the head with her hand, but she was wearing this big ring, and it gave me the biggest bump that actually you will see a little bit in the film. So now, to continue this story, you will have to go and see it. Stephen growing up in venezuela and playing a panamanian, to someone like me who does not really have well versed in south american, Central American culture, is there a difference in the accent between venezuela and panamanian. Stephen is there a way you can demonstrate difference . In spanish or english. Stephen how about in english. A panamanianspeaking english, versus a venezuelan speaking english. A venezuelan speaks blsh like me. Stephen speaks english like me. Stephen youre nailing it. Its selfexplanatory. A panamanian would be they have very explosive ps and bs. Theres a line in the scene, calling me fat . Youre a parasite . Do you have mirrors in your house . Because youre getting fat, youre getting fat for the amount of food that you buy with the money im making you. So its like very explosive. So fat and do you actually think im fat . laughter applause no, youre not fat. Stephen im working on it. Im working on it. Youre not. Stephen whatever. I cant believe you now. Youre beautiful in all size s. Ph edgar, congratulations. Thank you so much. Stephen lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you. Thank you for being here. Lets hug it out. Of course. Stephen hands of stone hits theaters on friday. Edgar ramirez, everybody well be right back with a performance by kip moore. . . . applause try zyrtec . For powerful allergy relief. Because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. Tmobiles coverage is unstoppable. We doubled our lte coverage. And, with extended range lte, it reaches farther than ever. Now you can stream video and music free in more places without using any of your data. 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Were the midnight up all nighters . So everybody raise your glass hey, hey . Pick it up and throw it back grab ahold of your honey . And everybody get a little lovin a little kissin . And a huggin do a little lovin . Touchin a little kissin . And a huggin cause we dont need . No sleep tonight everybodys bumpin . To the beat just right we worry bout tomorrow when . Tomorrow comes tonight were just worried . About having fun cause were the wild ones, . Yeah . . . . Everybody get a little lovin a little touchin . A little kissin and a huggin . Do a little lovin touchin . A little kissin and a huggin . cause we dont need no sleep tonight . Everybodys bumpin to the beat just right . Well worry bout tomorrow when tomorrow comes about having fun . cause were the wild ones cheers and applause stephen his album, wild ones is out now kip moore everybody stephen thats it for the late show, everybody. 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