So thats a play on the great outdoors, but its indoors. Do you see whats happening there, guys . My name is matthew perry, and im playing jack gordon. You wish you were that guy here. Theres a shelter up the street. Christopher mintzplasse joel mchale plays jack, who does a lot of research for this, uh, magazine, but the magazine is going under. Its gonna become an online web site. And he has to come work at a company with three kids who know and he knows nothing about the internet world. Good news. We just had our most retweeted online poll best outdoor gear for the zombie apocalypse. Yeah nailed it can you guess the number one zombiekilling tool . Uh, remembering zombies dont exist . Hes a very outdoorsy guy coming in to an unnatural setting for him. He doesnt even recognize the workplace, and right out of the gate, they dont recognize him. Whats his Digital Media footprint . He has no twitter, no facebook. Stephen fry that generations grown up knowing nothing other than the internet and social media. Its time theyve had a little bit of a slapping, isnt it . Those young kids, they. Theyre smart, yes, but they dont know what to write about. Yeah, ive seen the web site. Best three ways to drink your own urine . There is no best way. Both you just drink it shaun brown its a really cool blending of the generations and kind of having that conversation happen on both sides. You guys dont know what its like to look at a creature all yeah, we do. We will give the useless millennial point of view a little credence. laughs shh. Hey go back to your phones. Theyre smarter than you think they are. They hustle and know how to make money. Which is why i can charge 12 for ironic spam sandwiches. I think its really relatable because its about the workplace, and how everybody has to figure out how to Work Together with new technology and ideas. Oh. Thats good, jack. This is totally your thing. What do you think . Oh, well, obviously bear spray. No, there is no bear spray jack, just name one thing to do if a bear attacks. Die. You die. Everyone in the cast is really, really hysterical. Hey, chrissy. This is another. Hey, hey, how you doing . Great. Yeah. whispers i dont like her very much. I love her. Mchale i pray to god that it gets some ratings cause i got my eye on, uh, a couple of helicopters. Hey, we have a special guest here erinn hayes, who plays my wife on our new show, kevin can wait. And i know what youre thinking. How did she end up with such a hot guy like me, right . laughs oh, i dont think anyones thinking that. Some people are thinking it. No, literally no one is thinking that. Heres a clip from kevin can wait, on cbs mondays. Hey, there you are. Since its your Retirement Party tonight, if the leaves in the front yard got raked up today, thatd be great. Oh, thatd be unbelievable. I mean, youre home now. You have nothing but free time. Thats the misconception about retired people. Some of us are very active. Like me. I got the guys coming over at 11 00 for a little day drinking. Then were all gonna learn how to use crossbows. Dad, i probably shouldnt go to school today. I. I think i got a concussion from football. Jack, you play madden football. Man had a little cake made up for you. Aw. This is your husbands first homicide scene. Ooh well, his little head fell off. No, no, no, no, no. Thats where it ended up. Man yeah. Kevin now thursday, we got our gocart race, and on friday, we got shooting paintballs. I say we combine em. We call it, like, paint kart, or, uh, go balls. Yeah, im not down with go balls. Woman im home theres my baby girl. Look at this ooh. Us. Actually, theres only four. All right, fine. You guys can split one. You didnt tell him, did you . About your boyfriend . No, you told me not to. Hey, guys, quick update uh, im already two burgers in, and theres really no sign of me slowing down, so i think were gonna have to rethink the burger fractions. We dont have time to eat anyway. Oh, thank god, cause i ate all of em. We got charged 90 bucks for four tubs of muscle milk protein powder. Oh, that was me. I was watching rocky iii, and i got all fired up. Ill return it. I got you a little retirement gift. Its a gyro bowl oh, i know what it is, donna. Its the bowl that wont spill. How did you know i wanted it . Every time the commercial came on, you kicked out your legs and you screamed. Yeah. And it worked, because now i have one. Lets test this baby out. Were going with ketchup. Okay. All right. Great. Oh. There we go. Ready . Now give me a scenario where i might spill it. Youre on a fishing boat, having a snack. Oh. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, looklook at that. Oh, look at that. No, its choppier than that. Oh. Yeah. Ooh. Ooh. Oh. And then a huge wave smashes into you oh oh. Nothing laughs nothing now you give me a scenario. Okay. Now you are a prostitute. You. Wow, im sorry. I dont even know where that came from. Hey, im todd. Oh. Im chale. Todd i have a lot of cops in my family, so. Much respect, sir. Thanks, todd. So, are you boys prelaw with kendra . I am, um, but i also play baseball. H, chale got his degree in computer science. Hes working on this amazing app. You may be coming to my Retirement Party next year. chuckles you know, i played some ball myself. I was a pitcher. No. What . Yeah. I actually hit 90 once on the gun. Oh, my god, thats some nice heat it was one time. Uh, hey, hey, hey, dad. I need to tell you something. Relax. I know ive been tough on your boyfriends before, but i like this one. Todds a winner. Its not todd. Its chale. Whos chale . Were in love. Itll be a year in october. Were engaged. Engaged . what . chale and i have a plan. Im dropping out of school to support chale until he makes it big. Okay. Honey, thats not a plan. That is literally every strippers backstory. Kendra why cant you give chale a chance . You made a pretty bad first impression. Hes sensitive. All right, if you promise to go to school down here, i just. I wont rent the garage. I thought you needed that for your retirement. Well figure something out, all right . Come on, i love you. Oh, thank you, dad. I know you think your retirement is screwed up. No, i had two days. It was a good run. You do get to spend a lot more time with your kids, and at the end of the day, isnt that ultimately better . Three two one dad, my seats wobbly. Youre gonna be good. Go . . screams laughs, groans yeah, baby laughs announcer kevin can wait, here we go. Oh, hey, wewere back . Wait, i thought we had a. A union five here. Ing on . I had, like, two garlic knots. My pizzas just got here. Can we. . You know what . Forget it, im doing it anyway. All right, im just gonna do it like this. All right, here we go. Uh. James thats me, james bell. When i became a tech billionaire, it gave me a chance to change the world. So, i built the most revolutionary Medical Center let, i can give you full access to the hospital. Dr. Wallace. Welcome to the revolution. This is the wall. Its Mission Control for every patient. Studies show that patients sleep better, they have better recoveries, if they feel more control over their environment. Mr. And mrs. Baier, welcome to bunker hill. Youve given us hope. Zoe because of your pregnancy, you chose not to have chemotherapy. At the rate your cancer is growing, we dont have weeks to act. We have days. I didnt build this hospital to deliver will find a way to save both you and your baby. Walter i appreciate what youre trying to do, but i have to be honest, medicine is ultimately a human endeavor. Let me show you why youre dead wrong. This is the ehub. Malik, lets show him. Its an adhesive computer. Monitors everything about you. How long did it take you to get this program up and running . Eight months ago . No red tape. Yeah. James were pairing the most Brilliant Minds in medicine with the most Brilliant Minds in technology. Were gonna get stuff done. This is the revolution, dr. Wallace. James its a neurological disease; its like als on steroids. 200 cases worldwide. I want this patient. Theres only been one case of gss in the bay area in the last 50 years. She had a child she gave up for adoption, august 28, 1985. Your birthday. If im gonna even think about uprooting my life, i need to know why were all here. Are we here to save the world . Or are we all here to save james bell . How is she doing today . Think its time to talk to her parents about taking her off life support. We know you wont give up on her, james. New scan of margos heart. Theres only one way to remove the tumor and a million ways it could go wrong. What if i could give you a million chances to get it right . And we can print as many as you need. Everybody, just gather around. I got something to say. Our coma patient, weve been trying to get her to come out to us. Ive decided were gonna go to her. Angie but it says here that this kind of Technology Wont be available to the masses for another decade. chuckles do i look like the masses . They needed funding. We now own this. . And i wont give up. . You ready . Yes. James i want you to focus your thoughts on the images that come up on the wall. Man she loves animals. We were planning to go on a safari together. Oh, my god. The reds and yellows in her cerebral cortex, it all indicates brain activity. Ohoh. . Chrissy . Its dad. Hi. Daddy. . . James i should tell you, i did have the genetic test done, and it came back positive for gss. Over the next five years, the man that everybody calls a genius wont be able to remember his own name. I built the hospital for all the wrong reasons, but does that really matter . I want to be part of this. James . Your new transfer arrived. Gss patient. Mr. Keating. Welcome to bunker hill. . I wont give up the fight . . And you wont give up the fight. . whistle blows, crowd cheering after careful review of the play, we. Okay, i got to be honest, we werent reviewing the play. We were watching clips from Matt Leblancs new show, man with a plan. crowd cheering you know what . Gonna go ahead and give a 15yard penalty anyway for wearing pants a little too high. First down whistle blows histles headphones off. Everybody line up. From now on, youre gonna hang your backpacks up. And close the door. Any questions . Leblanc hes a fish out of water in his own home. He works hard. Hes a contractor. His wife runs the household, and he goes out and hes the breadwinner. Liza snyder my character decides that shes gonna go back to work after 13 years of staying home with the kids. Im going back to work. Yay halfheartedly yay. Adams all up for it and supports her in this decision, and he finds out what its really like at home. snorts are you laughing at me . I love you. Love you, too. Oh, poor bastard. You didnt hang up. I can still hear ya. Jackie filgo we just really wanted to channel all of our experiences into a show. Delightful and happy to see us, and we kissed them good night. And we were like, we have the best kids in the world. Jackie we took a year off. Jeff we took a year off. And what did we discover . Our kids are not the Little Angels we thought they were. Yeah. Yes. laughs so, guys, how was school today . Im hungry. Im thirsty. Mommy had snacks and icecold waters every day. Uh, here, have a listerine strip. Hello, kindergarten parents id like to welcome you all to the kindergarten parent mingle. Im a stayathome dad. Four years now. It hasnt changed me at all. Oh, you got a little something. Hey. I get a huge kick out of the antipc side of parenting. Stuff you wish you could say but you cant. Daddy, im worried about kindergarten. Honey. You should be worried. Kids are mean. I get myself in trouble sometimes. Didnt you sneak a flask into the school play . Of people that arent really fit to be parents, but. Once you give birth, theres no changing that job, is there . What kind of animal puts gum on a chair and just leaves it . I think you can tell by looking at me that im pretty obsessed with eating healthy. O honey in my tea, i like to go fresh. Real fresh. I go right to the source. Straight to the bee hole. Oh, yeah. Thats how you do it. Man, actually, its a little harder than i thought. laughs wheres macgyver when you need him . Ill tell you where he is. Hes on cbs this fall. And. This is day one. The world. Im making sure he doesnt stub his toe or anything. Wheres mr. Wizard going . The very first scene of this is me hanging out of an airplane. . . The fun part about being on a show like this is the fact that everyone knows it. Macgyver is a verb in the dictionary. Its like the american james bond. How do i look . And i get to macgyver stuff, so. As you can imagine, thats pretty fun. Peter lenkov one of the main ingredients of this reboot isis the soul of the original show. What it meant to be macgyver, what it meant to live in the world of the Phoenix Foundation all of that is gonna exist, but were gonna see it a little bit differently. What exactly do you do, mr. Macgyver . You hack computers. I hack. Everything else. James wan what i admire most about macgyver is just that, you know, hes the action hero that we dont really see much these days. Justin hires macgyver. He brings the smarts, the ingenuity. Always be prepared, right . Hires you have jack. He brings the really brute strength. You have thornton, the leader, the captain. Its time to get to work. Hires you have riley. Shes the young hacker. Whoa, whoa what in the hell are you doing . hires and then you have me. I flip burgers on the show. Lipped, you come to me. Hey just in time, roomie. Im making waffles. chuckles bang, bang, bang gunshots he hit our fuel line so bust out the chewing gum its been nonstop action. Were doing some crazy scenes. groans i feel like in a way, its gonna kind of inspire this generation to use their hands, get dirty. Were not playing around. This is a blockbuster. We have guys getting kicked out of trucks. We have handtohand fights, weve got gunfire. Helicopter to truck transfers. yelling come on now and thats just the first episode. engine revving jump my man saving the world in style . . . . Theres a new show called bull on cbs this fall. Michael weatherly plays dr. Bull, based on the early career of dr. Phil. L. . microphone feedback squeals amplified thud . Mic drop. . Reporter brandon peters, son of tech billionaire pete peters, is being arraigned on murder charges. Woman hes accused of the murder of alyssa yang. Her body washed ashore. Our system says a man is innocent until proven guilty. overlapping chatter if the cops arrest you, youre guilty of something. overlapping chatter chuckling . . The clients here. Tell me he didnt bring his lawyer. Marissa his five lawyers. I hate lawyers. Can you help my son . Absolutely. E jury starts with a preconceived idea of the truth. We dont guess at that. Dr. Bull profiles every juror, their behavioral patterns. It all gets plugged into a matrix that is scary in its predictive efficiency. Dr. Bull knows how theyll vote even before they do. Bull i dont want to see this army of lawyers again, just you and her. You cant control a trial like this. You cant. Rule number one the client is the enemy. Your clothes, your hair, its all a code. Communication is nonverbal. Youve been testifying since day one. Bull this case could come down to one juror. Tell me about her. Bess johnson, 43, divorced. A son, a. J. She has a Bumper Sticker that says the system is rigged. whispers wow. Thats cynical. How do you know its her . How do you not know . Youre a con man, but you havent conned me. I love you, man. Benny you stole his rolex. You want us to bug his watch . I hate surprises. Did you kill alyssa . Youre supposed to be on my side. I may be the only one who is. Miss yang, did you know your daughter was a drug dealer . I just dont like this lawyer. Misogynistic jerk. Im so hungover. Marissa were losing. We need one juror who takes control of the jury. These people are all linked to bess. Marissa we still dont have her. Just like brandon. When bess sees brandon, she sees her son a. J. Brandon my dad says i dont have to testify. chuckles now is not the time to bail on yourself just because daddy is. sighs i know, brandon. Ive known for a long time. How did you know . I didnt even know. You can do this. crying theyre not gonna believe me. Dont give up on people. Theyre all weve got. Bull the women on this jury, they hate your boss. Clydes not doing the direct, you are. Did you have sex with alyssa yang that night . No. Lawyer why not . gavel bangs judge quiet please juror on the charge of murder in the second degree, we find the defendant not guilty. . . . Im dangerous. . Dr. Bull. Dr. Bull. Dr. Bull. Mr. Bull. Dr. Bull. You lost this at my office. Almost looks like a real rolex. The president gave me this watch. Nixon . Thanks for watching. Dont miss my new cbs comedy kevin can wait, mondays this fall, and all the new and returning cbs favorites. Rreally . Were go. Were going with the moon . Come on. And i, and ii brought a chair. I brought a chair on the moon, thats what. How am i breathing if i dont have a helmet, and im on the moon . yells skylar lets go with a sunset. Just tell em a sunset is better. All right . Go. clears throat no, check that, make it a mountain. I want a mountain. A bigger mountain. Make it bigger. And a ssnowy one. Make it snowy. All right, forget that. Just make it a river, a running river. I want a running river. All right, no. Now i got to go to the bathroom. Change that. I want a crowd. That looks weird. Not a crowd. kittens mewing just slap a giant burrito up there. The cardinals are enjoying the win after taking on the box. We will have much more in just a few minutes. We want to brought you last night. A gilbert couple narrowly escaped death after a plane crashes into their home. Reporter a fireball in the sky caught on cameras by the hundreds. It was so scary and thought he was going to come in