Or 30th. Got a couple days left here in 2017. I don't know I've a feeling some of us are happy to see it go. Hopefully the new year brings some snow and sanity to our world. Ok right board. Scuse me Andrew needs a ride to Cortez from Telluride or Ridgeway on January 8th 2018 at 3 pm He's not returning given your calls 6184343895596184389559 . All tough to read that one. Ok when he needs. Denver to deliver matches to Denver a mattress needs a ride to Denver. Tomorrow not returning call Wendy 970-728-9762. Emma. Needs a ride to Grand Junction. On January 1st at 12 pm she's not returning 612-263-1519. Ok Tom needs a ride to Copper Mountain January 2nd 847-571-4080. Leslie needs a ride to Albuquerque from Durango not returning any time before January 1st so that could be today or tomorrow. 970-426-3885 if you can now call Lesley Jo Springer needs a ride from Telluride to Grand Junction Mondays noon to 1 pm Tuesdays back to junction confusing. Willing to bring items from. 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On the beach when not deceive was calm the starfish were bright he looked bad her and she looked at him and it was true love at 1st sight and. Now Raymond told his folks about the girl he found it they sent her but there must be other girls around here because the man walk sideways and lobsters walk straight and we won't let you take her for your leg missing walks not play lobster walks it won't let you take her lawyer Where is love. Try singing like that thanks. For Herman in point Sally. Whence did their loved ones wrong. On the bittersweet pain of love's nectar. Yes Herman though he loves Sally. Could not marry her could not have her for his own. And when was a lobster Sally was a crab. Herman lived in a restricted neighborhood thing and. So he had to make a decision. And Herman made a decision. Which was sad and very hard for him to do. But then being the lobster. And had no back. Live. Road. She had loved to. The center and it's positive. Still we really have to park. Sally said let's talk to your mom here. I'll show them the crabs really on the path to Dream had me. Live. Thank. God. When ringing. Is this Mr Hoover Mr Mr Jed or Hoover. And then and then I have reached the party to whom I am speaking Mr Hoover This is Mr Tom one from the telephone company. It is my duty Mr Hoover to discuss with you some of the abuses of your instrument crew. Yes yes it does sound rather un-American doesn't it I know them Mr Rover I have your file here before me oh yeah star I'm sure that you have a file on me too after all turnabout is fair play. Yes it does sound for Vernon. I. Know then. Thank you. Mr Hoover I have a delicate problem I find that you and your agents have indulged in the illegal and unfair practice of wiretapping. Wiretapping. I'm Mr Hoover listening to other people's conversations. How do I know from listening to your calls and how I know. Mr Rover don't be rude I make a loud noise into my mouth piece and perhaps the best in you for life. Now Mr Hoover may I ask do you have a telephone directory handy good let us turn to page v I am right and recite in unison. It is a crime under both federal and state law to use a telephone for annoying or harassing purposes or to knowingly permit a phone under one's control to be used for such purposes this includes calls and which the caller remains silent cetera et cetera et cetera et cetera Oh you don't know the law Mr Hoover now. Listen if there anybody at your place listening and everybody good Let's get right to the nitty gritty. There's absolutely no reason for your people to skulk about electronically speaking you can get all the information you need from us. A lot more accurately to. Good good then we will be in touch Oh and Mr Hoover before you go I must tell you how much I admire your vacuum cleaner. Job excuse me God Thanks I was just being complimentary everybody knows there's nothing like a Hoover when you're dealing with dirt. Except. Studds and back. To one poll. 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There was a talk show recently and the host asked me said What do you think about the dog problem and I said definitely I feel we have too many dog plan was no question about it that's why we have a drug problem I really feel you know because like everybody has access to drugs we're all kind of just dopey you know we're just human beings all protoplasm walking around shaking hands how you feel can be a piece of lettuce you know there's no real big thing we're just a big thing we're just kind of dopey folks and we have all these drugs available to us you know that's why there's a drug problem and there's all those drug stores around every 3 or 4 blocks it's a big sign drug. Open all night drug. Plan great drug it's a big thing on this side and cosmetic sundries drug. On the pharmacist is always to own your notice that. Check resides these are permanent something was coming you never fill a prescription right away you're. Really always gives you that very come back in about an hour and I can't even read the best was. That. It's no accident that we're drug oriented really the drug companies got us that way and they like to keep it that way I mean that's simple thing started early with the oral have. A large flavored aspirin for children with a mouse or. Something wrong with your head in the mouth remember that head mouth. These are arms that the other colors later on do. You need to have to see to 3 off you know that was sort of a son to the my. Son Joseph. Was a. Member of Papa chocks bought a truck. You know Guy goes to a dance where he's 13 how you had to love your. Mom got her fix. Coffee freaks running around alcohol you know that's the biggest of course and most abuse and incredible 50 percent of all traffic deaths yes that's about $25.00. 50 percent of traffic deaths 40 percent of all arrests traceable 50 percent of all 1st admissions to mental institutions traceable to alcohol and then of course there's diabetes gout high blood pressure heart disease insanity divorce I always say Dream God Shriners whenever I see a couple. When they talk about drugs they don't talk about all of them that's the problem they don't mention coffee. The low end of the speed spectrum I grant you. But there are coffee free and they're walking around nobody's you know worried about it or anything. Mrs Olson never tells you about that my on speed lift you know I'm. Sure she's shooting freeze dried food you're going to have. You seen the coffee for you can the office I mention the guy who drops 8 or 9 cups every morning always in a good mood I have are you one that up for you no good yeah I am are you good to see you always in a nice wood fight until the coffee urn breaks me and he's a 1st cut of what he broke man what put him into retirement that's where he should be treated right. And then he goes out and scores because he's one of the sharks I know it's just a example but that's the beginning of it then you have housewives in the diet pills . Mom found out there's a lot more than dieting and I suppose when. You Granger teasin feel great to have my. Kids on the phone a ha I did I just want to have are you going on shopping at midnight well or over you know never mind is going to matter if. An athlete's athletes get into college athletes the right wing's last line of defense on campus and they're doing in federal me everyone being up for the game used to be kind of a spiritual I have no manual for the game. Have. Birth control. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Am. The whole revolution is about values values of any kind you know what you'll do for $10.00 what you'll do with $10.00. It's all comes down to what you value and how much. And I often think of that because you can buy anything in this country a businessman in the ones who really like kind of got the country where it is in both ways in the positive and negative mean it did the businessman there's no morality in business just the ledger keep it in the black short profit keep it in the black in the black. And I just sold Never mind the landscape Never mind the other guy keeping the black in the black what you can keep in the black business as usual going to make plywood up there business is usual. Business me and. This right you can buy anything in this country mean anything you can think of you can probably buy left nostril inhaler if you look around. Your state motto on. Clothes in the dark anything. If you nailed together 2 things that have never been nailed together before some schmuck will buy it from you. And you don't want to have for that. Anything at all. Values I often think of that when I go past the novelty store you know the novelty store tricks jokes fun food your friends. The dribble glass joy buzzer would be question. Called to question in the larger towns. To put it down to 40. 3 because the Shriner's an American Legion and. They're a little retentive Anyway I guess they need devices so why not. A lot of things for sale in that store you know they have a fly in an ice cube snake matches pepper gum cigarette loads big foam a lot of bruises on it as a great. Also so fake food. Which really. Good rubber hotdogs plastic Friday. The ones I saw were made in Austria imagine that imported plastic Friday. Plastic Swiss cheese little former sandwich with a bite missing from it. I often wonder how hungry people feel when they walk past you know guys that don't have lunch money together go past a novelty store well I'd be salty I'd be ready for the trashing right away you know start there that's not the biggest insult the biggest insult however is the fake vomit. Engine an artificial. Some people can scrape real bottom until you. Guys are ordering 3 dozen mom and. I seen a couple of different brand names on that one of them is called. The other one is. Not great. So if you were to use it to have little hints on the car but it stapled to a piece of cardboard and tells you where to use it on the cars you eat when you go . On the sidewalk naturally. Bathroom floor they suggest. For the knocks me out is near the refrigerator I am. So strange to some some grown person had to think of bad am some guy would just wasn't work one day and I got another one as a refrigerator that I am. Going to call it print the. Fake. Lenny Bruce once said the reason the artificial vomit sells is because the artificial dog crap sold so mile am. I grew up watching the dog crap in the window boy I was I was thought at 1st I thought the dog you got in the window undone I am always right next to the false teeth and you wind up and let. The little pleasure perish dog crap. Sure is strange. How do you ask for that now what do you say to the guy. I'd like to see something in a dog crap when I am well why did you want to spend Yeah I am money's no object it's for a very good friend I rather fancy that page number in the window I am it's not beige that champagne go. To the month old dog you buy bulldog going to fox terrier free. To imagine would be collectors you know guys about every breed. They get in shape or not just because no room in the window for that I am. A Doberman pincher you'd always know the authentic Doberman pincher be the one with the little pieces of clothing in buttons on it I am. A card with that please love to all. But on my dime is club gift wrapping it for me and. Like the talent. Of all the Dalai. Lama's going. All right you're listening to the carb a.d.m. Show for Saturday December 30th one more day left. Here. Hopefully it will get better but it's always darkest right before the dawn. So it's probably going to get worse before it gets better but we're looking forward to 2018 because I don't know if it can get any weirder. So see an extra year it's always a pleasure plan radio for the town of Telluride and the guests of this beautiful town we're all just guests here on this.