That would make her a hooker. No. Hookers do it for money. This would be for a gun. Hey, i have standards. I mean, if its sleeping with a suspect to extract some information, fine, or posing as a prostitute for a quickie in the back of a car to snare some john, sure. But jeez, michael, what kind of girl do you think i am . Hello, suzy. Id love to stand here and stare at you until you get uncomfortable. But i have a relationship to end. Kelso, heres everything you ever gave me. I dont want it anymore. Look, fez, you dont have to do this. Yeah. Fez, when you split up with someone, you dont have to give stuff back. You wait until they leave the house, take everything they care about and break the rest. That way, they have nothing. Lucky for me i already have nothing. Oh, you can have less. The point is that i dont want anything you gave me. I never gave you my yoyo. So i took it, and i tangled the string, too. Lets see you walk the dog now, you son of a bitch. Are those new birthcontrol pills . imitates trumpet fanfare dum dadada let the doing it. Commence. Do you have to do that every time . Donna, if i had the money, id take out an ad in the paper. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Never say, oh, no when youre talking about birthcontrol pills. Anythings better than oh, no. I forgot to take one. Except that. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, my god. One minute my lifes all light and breezy, and the next, im shackled to you and some kid. Oh, my god. Oh, my god, my heart is pounding so hard like in the cartoons, when daisy duck sees donald duck, and her heart goes, baboom baboom but that was a happy thing, and this is cause you couldnt keep your dirty hands off me okay, come on, lets think. Hey, theres only a couple times a month Something Like this can happen, right . Maybe theres some kind of timerelated loophole. Hey, did we spring forward or fall back . When we did it . I dont know. I dont know what youd call it, but its the same every time. Well, i cant be that bad, donna. I got you pregnant hangin out down the street the same old thing that you did last week not a thing to do but talk to you were all all right were all all right man hello, wisconsin [poof ] [beep] [clicks mouse] nice office. How you doing . Good. Automatic discounts the moment you sign up. Eric, i cant believe you knocked up a girl, too. I mean, you lose points for not doing it in a public place, but hey, gimme five. Kelso, i dont really think this is a gimme five moment, okay . I am really freaked out. Well, right now im not so much freaked out as starving. Im fascinated by your nose. Yeah, its perfect. Youd be amazed at what i could fit up in there. But the important thing is that you have responsibilities now, so you gotta step up like i did. Look, if you mean you stepped up on a urinal to climb out of a window to get away from the girl you got pregnant, then yeah, you stepped up. eric still no fez, huh . Wow, kelso, you really must have pissed him off. He hasnt stayed away this long since he discovered bubble baths. Yeah. Fez still isnt talking to me, but i think hes calling, cause every once in awhile, i pick up the phone, and all i hear is breathing and the crinkle of a candy being unwrapped. Man, we are sitting in the circle talking about relationships. What happened to us . This stash must be from california. Oh, hey, donna. Any news . Come on, that time of the month no. Nothing yet. Oh, god. Im gonna throw up. I told you we should have gone to dennys. Oh, yeah, donna, lets not talk about throwing up in front of the customers. Maam, heres your creamed corn. I got no interest in getting a lady pregnant. Thats why im celibate. I thought it was because no one would do it with you. Hey, thats, like, a secondary reason. Look, donna, were gonna figure this out, okay . Hey, you know what . We can ask my mom. Shes a nurse. She loves this stuff. At least once a week, she gives a talk about her uterus. Eric, i dont want your mom to know. Donnas right. Theres no reason to let too many people know just yet. Who have you told so far . Well, just my friends and this nice couple. Okay, look, so ill just tell you what my mom says, okay . Okay. Just make sure she doesnt know youre talking about us. Tell her you have a friend, a canadian friend, who lives in an igloo, so she cant call her. Donna, i think i know how to be subtle. Mommy, mommy donna might be pregnant did she trap you . Well move you away. We wont play her game. No. No, its nothing like that. Its just i had to tell someone. Hey, promise me you wont say anything to dad. Fine. I promise. Oh, this is all my fault. I should never have been intimate with your father while you were in the crib next to the bed. Hey, fez. Well, i dont think he wants to make up. Well, try anyway. I got your back your strong, muscular back. Uh, fez, look, i got you some candy and a playboy and a sixpack. So you can use em in whatever order you want. Tell him what theyre for. In a tense standoff, you need to make the perp think youre on his side, even if youre about to put a bullet in his head. Dont worry. Were not. Uh. Theyre a peace offering. Well, look at the american trying to buy his way out of trouble. Fez, give michael a chance. You know what . No, simpson, forget it. Fez, youre the one that blew it with suzy, okay . I dont know you were going to shoot a defenseless rabbit. Well, if you didnt know that, then you never knew me at all whatever you know what, i dont care if youre mad at me, cause now im mad at you fine well, you could keep your stupid gifts, because now i dont want them if you must know, it will be this then this. So you knocked up the neighbor girl. Oh, my god. You shouldve been thinking a little more about god before you got into this mess. He wouldve stopped you at first base. Mom, you promised you wouldnt say anything. And i didnt. I wrote it down. Through sunday, save up to 500 on beautyrest and posturepedic. E savings go on at sleep train. Get a sealy queen set for just 399. Even get 3 years interestfree financing on tempurpedic. Plus, free delivery, setup, and removal of your old set. Keep more president s in your wallet. Sleep trains president s day sale ends sunday. Superior service, best selection, lowest price, guaranteed. Sleep train your ticket to a better nights sleep hales corners, wisconsin. Nice pass by alyson dudek. Can she hang on to that spot . And she does [ male announcer ] with the uverse wireless receiver, your tv goes where you take it, allowing inspiration to follow. [ dad ] looks pretty good, right . [ girl ] yeah. [ male announcer ] switch to uverse and add a wireless receiver today. [ male announcer ] switch to uverse and add a wireless receiver today. So youre pregnant. Okay, well, um, okay. Well move the wedding to next month, and then nine months later, well tell people the baby came early because you smoked. No. I dont want to move the wedding up. Dont we get a say in this . Red, say something. Oh. chuckles donna, hes not gonna help us. Right now hes trying to figure out how to get both of his feet in both of our asses without leaving his chair. Stop being weird. Well just have to make the best of this. Besides, with donna for a mother, theres a decent chance the kidll be good at sports. Well, donna, i think youre too young to be a mother, so heres what we do tell the kid youre his sister, midge and i are the parents, and when he turns 18, tell him we lied. Probably get a good chuckle out of the whole thing. Eric, a little help . Okay. You guys. Okay. Whether were pregnant or not, we can run our own lives, okay . Yeah. And you know what . It would have been great if donna could have had a career, but things change. So, you know, fine, so youll stay home with the baby. Whoa. What . So i dont get a career . Well, you know. You could sell tupperware or something. Okay, you can just get bent. What . Oh, come on. What did i say . That wasnt so bad, was it . No. I would love a tupperware lady in the family. Oh, hey, jackie, have you seen donna . Is she okay . Well, she wanted me to tell you a secret. Okay. Ow hey, guys. Ooh, what stinks out here . It must be this big, girlstealing turd. All right. Thats it. Lets go. Oh, i will slap you silly. Oh, stop hey, look, jackies right, all right . If you guys want to fight, lets go inside where theres more stuff to hit your head on. Come on, you guys, lots of couples fight, but theres an easy way to fix this. Just decide which one of you is the woman, and the other one just apologize. No. I dont want to make up with kelso. I want to make fun of kelso. Hey, guys, whats up with kelso . Stupid. Hey, guys, whats up with fez . foreign accent foreign. Okay, you guys, this is getting pretty lame. Lets split into two groups. Good idea boys and girls. Lets go, jackie. What . How you doing, kitten . Fine. I dont know. Im scared. Just know that whether youre pregnant or not, youre still my little girl. I support you. Thanks, dad. But if you are pregnant, dont let red touch the baby. He thinks hes tickling, but he just pokes. Trust me, i know from experience. Well, dad, maybe red wasnt trying to tickle you. Maybe he was trying to poke you. Why would red poke me . Why would he tickle you . Fez, since youre mad at michael, shouldnt you be cutting his head out of those pictures instead of your head . Oh, i cant do that. Have you seen how well he photographs . Fez, i cant believe youre gonna let it end this way. I always thought you and michael would make it. Well, we look good in public, but you werent there for the bad times. Like he never noticed when i got a new outfit. Fez, just do what i did to get over michael. Make out with hyde . No. Just stop thinking about him. I cant. Even the hub reminds me of him. I remember this one day. It was the only day the hub ever had tater tots. And there was this really big tater tot, and ill never forget what kelso said. He said. Thats not a tater tot. Thats a tater giant. Oh, how we laughed. Oh, fez, michael took me for granted, too. But i found someone better, and so will you. Yeah, dont end it all now. You have so much to live for. Thats what we say when were trying to talk down a jumper. I guess it doesnt really apply here. You know, im glad fez is out of my life. Always with the mood swings, and id ask whats wrong, and all id hear was, imitating fez nothing. normal voice and then the minute i want to watch a game, suddenly its time to talk about our feelings. Women. Actually, were talking about a man. Boy, you guys are progressive. The thing is, i know i didnt do anything wrong, but where am i gonna find another friend like fez . Look, man, there are plenty of other fish in the sea, okay . Its like when you and jackie broke up. It was for the best, and after awhile, she found someone betterme. And since then, ive enjoyed throwing that in your face as often as possible. What was your question again . Oh, my god. Great news donnas not pregnant. Shes not talking to me, and she kind of hung up on me, but that click and dead silence was the most beautiful sound i ever heard. Well, what a relief, but you and i are still having a good, long talk about the uterus. Man, dodged a bullet there, huh . Almost had a little dumbass running around here, huh . Im gonna go throw up now. You know, you have been awfully calm about this whole thing. You havent threatened to put a foot in anyones rear all day. Well, i. I guess i was kind of looking forward to having a grandkid. I mean, since my heart attack, ive realized that life is short, and it would be nice to know my grandkids before i go. Oh, thats so sweet. Well, you know, if youre really disappointed, we could always ask laurie. She might have a few kids we dont know about. Simpson, im here. Wheres the cat on the trampoline . Sorry, michael. There is no cat. Is there at least a trampoline . Please have a seat. Tater tots. You know, the last time the hub had tater tots was when. Suzy, i got your message. Wheres the bouncing kitty . Whats he doing here . Okay, ive called yohere because its time you two talked things over, and ive used tater tots to recreate one of your happiest times together. Oh, look theres a really big one. Thats not a tater tot. Thats a tater giant. I look at your jumbo tot, and i feel nothing. I, too, resist your tot. Oh, come on, michael, fez is a great guy. Heshes loyal and sweet and innocent. And, fez, michaels great, too. Hes pure and strong and. More man than ive ever seen in one pair of pants. Hey, hes not so pure. Hes expecting a baby with another woman. What . well, hes not so innocent. Hes married. What . Oh, my god. Youre both disgusting i dont want either one of you, and you really missed out, because i spent a semester in france, and i do stuff American Girls think is gross. Whoa. What was that about . Yeah. Shes flipping out cause someone she likes is married or having an illegitimate child, whats she gonna do when theres real trouble . Yeah, were better off without her. Yeah. Wait. We . Ah, i guess ive missed you. Really . Man, cause i missed you, too, and, well, i wasnt trying to steal her. I wanted her to be with you. Thats okay. Id rather have my friend back anyway. Do you wanna. I do if you do. I do. peaches and herb reunited and it feels so good reunited cause we understood theres one perfect fit and, sugar, this one is it we both are so excited cause were reunited hey, hey we are so lucky. I mean, its obvious were not ready to be parents. What would we do . Hey, anything you want. And by the way, when i said you could sell tupperware, that was just, like, code for you could be president of the united states. I dont believe you, but im too relieved to be mad. Ill probably bring it up when were having a fight about something else. Listen, donna, all i know is, we can never make this mistake again. Yeah, dont worry. I think we learned our lesson. Hurry up, donna. Youre, uh, youre cutting into your foreplay time. One second. Oh, no what . what . just kidding. Thats not funny, donna. I cant even do it now. Yes, i can. [ man ] i dont know if this is gonna be a first or second, but this is gonna be a medal [ man 2 ] and it looks like we could have another one of those photos [ female announcer ] every minute. Every medal. Every screen. The nbc sports live extra app gives you unprecedented access to every moment of nbc universals coverage of the sochi olympics, now on your tv. The x1 entertainment operating system, only from xfinity. 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Our pregnancy scare must have really freaked em out. Yeah, well, thats because pregnancy is one of the sciest words in the english language. Right after monster and broccoli. Well, im not pregnant. Everythings fine, so im sure our parents will calm down soon. Hey, fornicators, upstairs oh, god, were dead. You know what . None of this would have happened if you hadnt insisted on sleeping with me. I insisted . You wouldnt give me my wallet back. Look, were in this together. You were there, too. Or was i . The Jedi Mind Trick doesnt work in real life, dink. Or does it . Oh, hey, whats shakin, gang . Certainly not donnas belly from being pregnant, right . Youre not funny. Youre a sinner. Now sit. We have decided that you two need premarital counseling at church. Premarital . Counseling . Church . monotone why am i talking like a speak spell . Dad, you think this is a good idea . No. I suggested we get him fixed like a dog. Counseling can be extremely beneficial. I knew two boys who were about to marry their sweethearts. One boy went to counseling, and one didnt. And the one who didnt go to counseling died. Ill tell ya, if midge and i had counseling, it might have saved our marriage. Of course, not sleeping with degenerates from the pool hall would have helped, too. So you want us to go to counseling . Mom, where do you even come up with this stuff . It wasnt my idea. Steven was thoughtful enough to suggest it. Youre welcome. Hangin out down the street the same old thing that you did last week not a thing to do but talk to you were all all right were all all right man hello, wisconsin turn around every now and then i get a little bit hungry and theres nothing really good around turn around every now and then i get a little bit tired of living off the taste of the air turn around, barry finally, i have a manly chocolatey snack and fiber so my wife wont give me any more flack i finally found the right snack i finally found the right snack okay, you guys, this Church Counseling i idea is really crappy. Would you listen to the language on this s k . What he needs is church and lots of it. You know, eric, you may not think that you need counseling, but maybe donna does. No, she doesnt. Well, actually, i think counseling might help us work through some of our issues before we get married. We dont have issues. Yes, we do. No, we dont. Do. Okay, see . You dont do the do dont if you dont have issues, which you do. Okay, dad, how can you think this is a good idea . You always say to take care of Family Business at home. I am taking care business at home. Because if you two dont do this, do you know what its gonna be like living with your mother . Just more of a delight every day, is what. Well, come on, eric. Well learn stuff about each other. For instance, what if one day i get a highpaying job in california . Will you move . Whoa. Why canit get the highpaying job . Okay, what if you get a highpaying job . Will i move . Who am i kidding . Im not getting a highpaying job. All right, civilians. Hide your stashes. Officerintraining kelsos back from the academy. I gotta be honest, man. Every day you come home with all your fingers, i die a little inside. Michael, you got another d on a test . Is this your fourth d in a row . Yeah. Its just on the penal code stuff. Criminals have a right to an attorney. Criminals are innocent until proven guilty. Just crazy liberal gibberish. laughing what are you laughing at . He said penal code. Fez, it doesnt mean that. Its from the word penalty. Penal. laughing youre like a 4 year old. Its a legal term. Penal. laughing hey, guys. Hey, michael. Howd your penal code test go . both laughing i did great. I got another b. Oh, thats your fourth b in a row. Im so proud of you. Can i see it . Uh. Uh, you could, but i didnt write anything down cause the test was oral. Oral test on the penal code. laughing so, um. Are you free this afternoon . I thought maybe we could do something. How about gocarting . Um. How about putting together a crib . Does the crib have wheels . Yeah. Then im in. Great. Ill meet you outside. Bye, guys. Bye. Hey, michael, how come you told library barbie you got bs instead of ds . Look, some people bring flowers. Some people buy chocolates. I lie about my intelligence. Its not working. Shes locked up the old funhouse, if you know what i mean. Michael, no way. Shes totally into you. She changed from clear lip gloss to pink shimmer. What more does she need to do, shout i love you from the rooftops . Well, she could give me something besides a kiss on the cheek. Its like kissing your cousin. Oh, the coin kiss. The sexiest of all relative kisses. Right above bigbreasted aunt and sleepy grandma. Did you just say sleepy grandma . You telling me you kiss your grandma . Not grandma. A grandma. Sick bastard. I gotta say, im excited about marriage counseling. Im looking forward to hearing from a third rty that im right about everything. Oh, and i want my marriage to eric to be magical. I know how you could do that. Marry someone besides eric. Hey, ill see you guys later. I got someplace i really need to be. Hey, guys, sorry im late. Had someplace i really needed to be. Okay, so get this. I dont want counseling. Donna does. So were going. Ill tell ya, ever since we got engaged, shes been treating me like some kind of child. Oh, wheres my toy surprise . eric oh, kelso, watch it with that gun, man. Oh, relax, eric. Its not a gun. Its a flare gun. Yeah, tomorrows flare day at the academy, so were learning how to use these. Besides, theyre totally safe. All they do is shoot balls of fire. Kelso, i dont think you should be playing with fire when were all. explosion never mind. Man, i gotta stop hitting two circles in one day. I could swear i just saw a ball of fire shoot through this room. Zowie okay, so what brings you to counseling . A firm tug on the old ball and chain, if you know what i mean. What eric is trying to say is we wanted to talk to someone about the pitfalls of marriage. And we have some little issues. For example, eric sometimes likes to talk too much about star wars. I understand. You do . See, this is great. Yeah, star wars is the greatest movie of all time. Its hard not to talk about star wars. Wow this is great oh, oh, no. I cant believe youve seen star wars. Well, i like to stay current with pop culture, so that i can connect with the youth i counsel. Say how about that disco . Um, disco kinda blows. I agree. Blow on, disco. Blow on. Can we get back to me and eric, please . Because sometimes i feel like were racing toward this wedding, and were not even enjoying it as much as we could be. Hmm, i see. Like in star wars, when luke, much like the two of you, wasnt the pilot of his own future. But he was a great pilot. He used to bullseye wamp rats. In his t16 back home i should be marrying you. I thought this was a counseling session, not a dorkoff. Im sorry, donna. Okay, look, instead of talkingau about marriage, lets talk about what excites you about marriage. Oh. Okay, well. Hmm. Thats weird. I cant really think of anything. You cant think of anything . Well, hang on. Give me a second. Nope. Nothing. Well, one thing young newlyweds usually get excited about, and thats having sexual relations for the first time. Im sure youre both looking forward to that. Oh, um. Unless of course, youve already had sex. Premarital sex. What . Huh . Prewhatitalwho . I mean, come on, look at me. Do i look like some guy whos had sex . I mean. Right . woman youre seeing pictures of whats left of the point place Police Academy auditorium, where a fire broke out today. I hope kelsos okay. Yeah, i know he was there, cause today was flare day. all today was flare day hey, whats up . [ male announcer ] spring is calling. Get 10 off all instock composite decking at lowes. Get 10 off all instock composite decking at lowes. Okay, fine. I was at the academy when the auditorium burned down, but it totally wasnt my fault. See, i got there early to practice with my flare gun cause i wanted to show brooke an actual b for a change. Okay, so far zero percent your fault. All right, so i accidentally shot off a flare, and it went all. makes hissing sound right underneath the bleachers. Well, weve just jumped up to about 60 your fault. Okay, so then i shot off another flare at the first flare cause you know what they say. You gotta fight fire with fire. Yeah, this is now, like, 99 your fault. So then i shot off another flare to warn people about the fire. But that one just went right up and on the roof, and thats when i just got the hell out of there. organ music playing 5 . For petes sakes, god doesnt drive a cadillac. coins rattle in tray you know, in these times of loose morals, even my faith gets challenged, much like han solos faith in his sometimes unreliable millennium falcon. Which is why im so pleased to recently meet a young engaged couple who have turned their backs on temptation, despite the lure of premarital sex. Oh, no. Oh, god. Oh, no. So here they are eric forman and donna pinciotti. Please stand. applause kitty oh, look, its eric and donna. Did everyone know theyre virgins . I think i wanna be a virgin, too. Hey, everyone, im a virgin laughing well, i said it, so it must be true. Okay, i know this seems really bad, but i got a really simple way to fix this. Just start going to a different church. Hey, how about that one where they sing more and let you marry, like, six people . Hey, red, tell me the story about how eric and donna had to stand up in front of the whole church and pretend to be virgins. Once upon a time, two dumbasses went to church and brought shame upon their entire family. And their father had to hear about it the whole damn car ride home that is a great story. Its scary, but its funny, too. What i dont understand is how you can lie to a pastor in church. Well, mrs. Forman, what about the time you lied to pastor dan . You told him your dog ate your bake sale cookies, but you didnt bake them cause you were too busy sipping kahlua and watching that paul newman retrospective. I did not lie to pastor dan in church. I lied to him at the market, and at the market, he is just a regular man. Now you two march back to church and tell him the truth. And for your information, donna, kahlua is barely a drink. Its like root beer. So i cant believe the Police Academy caught fire. What happened . Huge mystery. Like what part of the cow is the hot dog . Maybe kelsos just too traumatized to remember. I think he needs help filling in the blanks, like the fire was started with a blank gun by a blanking idiot named blanko. Hey, brooke, could you wait outside for a minute . Mrs. Forman has this rule that theres only. Five people in the kitchen at one time. Well, there are five people here. Thats why you need tleave. But you said no more than five right. But im number five. Exactly. So ill just wait outside then . Attagirl. Hey, jackie, i suspect kelso hasnt told brooke that he burned down the Police Academy. Interesting. I suspect youre right, steven. Fez, what do you think . I think i smell cookies. All right, fine, so i havent told her. But the only reason she likes me is cause im doing well at the academy. Michael, you cant start a relationship based on a huge lie. You have to start off fresh, and then gently sprinkle in the lies as you go along. A relationship is like a cookie, and the lies are the tasty chocolate chips. Where are the cookies, damn it . Okay, what did you want to tell me . Well, you see, pastor dan, when we were here before and you had asked us about premarital sex, we might have we lied, okay . We have had sex zillions of times. I used to try to keep track on a pad, but it got unwieldy. Oh, god. Eric im sorry, donna, but we are knocking on hells door, and i aint goin in eric, youre not going to hell. But you might be. I dont know you that well. I just think youre depriving yourselves of that wonderful moment when marriage is cemented by giving the gift of yourselves. Wow. I never thought about it that way. Maybe thats why you couldnt figure out the whole excitement about marriage. The one thing you should have been looking forward to you have already experienced. Maybe you knew that. Without realizing it. I dont mean to bring up star wars again. This is a lot like luke before he discovered the force. Exactly. And what is the force in real life . gasps brooke. I gotta tell you something. I burnt down the Police Academy auditorium. See, this flare just got away from me. And then there was another flare that was on purpose, but a bad idea, and a final warning flare that i now realize was unnecessary, cause the fire itself was a pretty big flare. Well, michael, im glad youre honest with me because i kind of have a secret, too. You have a twin sister that loves threesomes. No. No. Ive stopped myself from getting close to you because i didnt know if i could trust you. I knew you were lying about the Police Academy fire because, well, your friends kind of gave it away in the kitchen. Also fez took me aside today and just told me. And kinda tried to kiss me. Yeah, he does that. But you were honest with me, which means i can trust you. So. Is there anything else youd like to be honest with me about, like maybe your test grades . Yeah. I didnt get four bs. I kinda figured. I got four as. I just didnt want to brag. Well, we committed seven mortal sins, and all we got was a half an hour lecture. Yeah, but still, i want our wedding day to be special. You know, something well remember forever. You know what . Whatever it takes. Which is why i think we shouldnt have sex again until were married. What . No. What . No. No, no, no, no. You cant cut me off now. Im addicted now. Look, eric, i know it seems like a crazy idea. Oh, i see your plan, lady. The first three years are free, huh . Eric, itll be great. When you think about it, its really similar to star wars and staying pure, just like a jedi. Theres no such thing as jedi. 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