Got one, yes i got him. I got him. Hold that . Thank you. Sorry ive been distracted for the last ten days or so. But i finally caught my pikachu. This pokemon go is a menace. Isnt it we have a bunch of pokemon cult members all Walking Around like this. In case youre wondering how it works, a lot of a adults are like i dont know how it works, i dont understand. Its simple. You walk around catching virtual creatures, you build up star dust and candy, the star dust gives them the power, and feed the candy to your creatures, they evolve and then you can use the balls to capture your creatures and potions to heal the creatures to try to win control of a gym for your team. See . I dont know what the hell is going on. At this point ive decided to treat everyone i know whos on pokemon go like a character on the walking dead who got bitten by a zombie. The person we love is gone now, we have to move on. Only thing more confusing than the pokemon thing is the Republican National convention which is under way in cleveland. Quicken loans arena. They say there havent been this many white people at the quicken loans arena since the night they double booked Jimmy Buffett and kenny g. [ laughter and applause ] theres a protest, all sorts of dancing, speakers today Willy Robertson from duck dynasty, Antonio Sabato jr from Antonio Sabato sr, i guess. I dont know. Scott baio and Melania Trump spoke today. Theyre one Dennis Rodman short and ben carson is going to speak tomorrow, so that should fire everyone up. Ha ha a number of key republicans are skipping the convention. Jeb bush, instead of traveling to cleveland, he spent the night home crying. Mitt romney showed his displeasure by furiously ironing his dockers against the pleat. Its getting pretty donald trump was interviewed. You see him on 60 minutes last night with his running mate . He had a quote last night i really cannot stop thinking about. Youre not known to be a humble man, but i wonder i think i am humble. I think im much more humble than you would understand. [ laughter ] jimmy that might be the most Donald Trumpy thing donald trump has ever said. Hes bragged about how humble he is. The guy sitting next to him, looking sad, thats his new running mate, indiana governor mike pence. They got a lot of attention this weekend for their new logo, which did not make it clear whether theyre planning to make America Great again or just to make america pregnant. [ laughter ] the t is really invading the donald trump doesnt back off, but he did agree to change it to this. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy it seems theyre getting along, that i can tell you. Apparently trump was unsure about the guy he was choosing for Vice President all the way down to the wire. They say he wanted to dump pence at midnight the night before the announcement and go with which would have made him a pence dispenser. [ laughter ] but he didnt and thank goodness. They are off to a strong start. Mike pence flew to new york to make the announcement. When youre in new york, where do you go . Probably the greatest place to eat in the whole world. Where do you go . What restaurant do you choose . If youre mike pence, busy weekend in new york, enjoying a quick dinner with the family at chilis. [ laughter ] so hes already making good decisions. Should i have the mix and match fajitas or the loaded boneless wings, i dont know. Meanwhile on the other big reality competition show tonight, the gods of love gifted bachelorette. Have you been following that . [ cheers and applause ] it was hometown date night, which is one of the best of the season. This is interesting. At the beginning of the year, i predicted jojo would end up with jordan. Jordan rogers. But after the hometown visits im not sure theyre compatible. This is jordan. Check the hair. This is his brother, check that hair. This is dereks girlfriend. And this is their mom. So i dont know that jojo has the right hair for relationship. [ laughter ] she might need to invest in a bumpit if she wants this to go all the way. I dont know if you know, but im the producer of a very popular bachelor spinoff show starring kids, the Little People who like to go to the park. This week, we had our hometown visits. With that side, its time for episode 4 of the baby bachelorette. [ cheers and applause ] previously on the baby bachelorette. Passion reached new heights on two exotic destination dates. Alex and matties families on two dramatic hometown dates. Hi, manny. Hi, bianca. Hi, bianca, nice to meet you. Im tanai. Hi, im lucy. Its a pleasure to meet you both. My sisters are so important to me. I hope they like bianca. This is really delicious. Youre a great cook. Thank you. I miss home cooking. But just as things were going so well, lucy gets real. Bianca, are you in love with my brother . I worry about her intentions with manny. She has another man. Yes, i do like manny, but theres someone else. This process is complicated, but manny and i have something special. Hes an amazing guy. They like her, yay juice, bianca . Yes, please. I see bianca as part of our family. Cheers. After an emotional with mannys sister, bianca travels to meet alexs family. Alex and i have an amazing connection. Hopefully ill love his family too. Hey, hot stuff. I got a weird vibe from carson. Get out of here, carson. Hi, bianca. By the end of this, shell probably be dating me. While alex was trying to make bianca feel at home, his brother carson was trying to put their love in timeout. Carson is a butt hole. At their emotional breaking point, alex and bianca try to salvage what is now a fragile relationship. Alex, i feel like youre building walls. Alex needs to allow himself to feel. I wish he would open up to me and be vulnerable. I dont know what vulnerable means. I feel like were really in different places right now. We are. Im in a fort. Today was rough. And just when things couldnt get worse for the desperate i cannot wait to get out of here. I just dont feel welcome here. But i built us a fort to live in. I should go. I understand. Goodbye, gorgeous. Oh, that was a disaster. Coming up on the most dramatic Season Finale in baby bachelorette history, who will bianca choose . But first, tune in next week for the men tell all special. I have to ask, why captain america . Im spiderman [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have something im assuming the answer is yes. [ cheers and applause ] were going to have some fun and maybe make a big pile of cash for those of you here in our studio audience. Lets go to my aunt chippy who is at the cosmopolitan of las vegas. There she is. Hello, aunt chippy. Aunt chippy is there to play black jack for you, and if she wins, you will win. Is that how its going to go . [ cheers and applause ] so a few years back, you won, how much what was the most you won for the studio audience, aunt chippy . The first time i played, i won 100,000. But i lost it at the machine, jimmy, they never gave me the money back. Jimmy so aunt chippy has 10,000, shes going to bet that on one hand, if she wins, were going to let it ride twice. She hits three hands in a row. Be nice. Replay that round. Theres no doubling down, no insurance, no splitting. But a blackjack still pays one and a half. Lets do it, cut the cards, lets play some 21. [ cheers and applause ] hold on a second, hold on. Theres not supposed to be anyone else at the table. This is supposed to be a oneperson table right now. Wh who is that . Who are you . Hey, who is this guy . Im just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit. Took a Midnight Train going anywhere. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Whats your name, sir . Matthew. Jimmy can we have him escorted from the premises there . Can we have him thrown out . Absolutely not, i love his movies. Jimmy what do you mean you love his movies . Absolutely not. Jimmy i dont like this at i feel like were definitely going to lose with him at the table. Okay . So lets take a break. If i knew he was going to be here, jimmy, i would have shaved my legs. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy lets take a break. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . When you can take your hands off the wheel to get out of a tight spot. When you can relax with your foot off the brake and stay put. And when you enjoy 400 horsepower thats both smooth and controlled. Thats the more human side of engineering. This is the lincoln summer invitation, hurry in now to your dealer for limited time offers lease an mkc for 289 a month or get 0 apr for 60 months and here we have 1893, from the makers of pepsi cola. Im gonna smell it. All sip. 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But first back to my aunt chippy at the cosmopolitan in las vegas. I dont know why hes still here but shes going to win money for our studio audience tonight. Why is this loser still with you, aunt chippy . Im here for the world [ cheers and applause ] thought maybe id play some cards with aunt chippy. I dont know. Is that a crime . Jimmy i dont know. You know this man has robbed casinos . With george clooney, right, maurice . I adopted him so youre out of the picture. Jimmy great, i have traitors in my midst. Were going to bet 10,000 for the audience. Matt, god help you if you take our cards. Lets begin it. Lets do it, put the money out. [ cheers and applause ] here we go. Oh, god. Matt gets a three, we get a ten. Thats a nice start. [ cheers and applause ] oh you see what i told you about him you see what i told you . You shut up, youre giving me the horns jimmy we would have had that 11 right there. Matts doubling. Whats the dealer showing . Dealer is showing a nine. Okay. All right. Were going to have to take a were going to have to take the hit. Jimmy oh, matt has a 20. Terrific. I got a 20. Jimmy chip, we got to take a card, right . Yeah, you gotta make that. Now we have nothing. Now we have no money, and im going to tell you why. Because matt damon showed up. [ laughter ] he took all your money from you and now we have nothing. Unbelievable. Hang on, wait a minute, wait a minute. Jimmy, i was thinking, you know, i dont know if youve ever seen 10,000, but i personally like your studio audience a lot, and i feel like some of them like me. [ cheers and applause ] i think we gotta do this again. Jimmy all right, all right. All right, lets do it. I want to get out of the way and let this be all about jimmy yeah, all right. Here we go, all right. [ audience chanting chippy ] 16, thats tough. Jimmy and a 9 showing, all right. Were going to have to hit that again. I gotta hit it again . You do. Jimmy dont listen to him you got to assume she has a 19. Jimmy aunt chippy, what do you think we should do . If i get a card i dont like, im gonna throw up on the table. So give me a good card. Jimmy all right, we may get to see some vomiting tonight. You should give the audience 10,000 apiece just for sitting through your monologue. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how dare you. Dont you have any friends that you could be with right now. Are you looking . Im trying. Thats my new favorite aunt jimmy all right, give us a card. I dont know what were waiting for. Lets do it, the suspense is killing us. Oh, yes [ cheers and applause ] now we gotta hope she does her job. We gotta walk away. Jimmy thats not necessarily great, but lets see what the dealer has. The dealer has, oh, no. [ cheers and applause ] [ crowd chanting chippy ] jimmy all right, deal them. I stopped breathing. Thats one. We need a few more. We need two more. Jimmy all right, here we go, 20,000. You have a king. And a queen. [ cheers and applause ] 11 18 [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have 40,000. [ audience chanting chippy ] jimmy 40,000, despite the presence of matt damon, we are actually winning. Lets see her cards one more time. Dont jinx us, jimmy your audience is going to turn on you. Ill kill you myself im going to take that show of yours and keep it, my friend. Jimmy ive already lost my aunt. Okay, lets see some cards. Lets see what weve got. Here we go. Oh, a 5. Were gonna stop and let her do her thing. Stay. This is summer. We love summer 14. 16. Leave me alone jimmy what did i tell you about him . Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Jimmy no, no, no [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is real money, by the way. Its real money. This is real money. Jimmy okay. Lets do it again. Come on, chippy. All right. Jimmy i found myself in a rare position. All right, we gotta stay. Oh my god. Jimmy shes got a nine. Were going to stay. A four or something. Well, there he is, everybody, bourne loser is back again. Jason bourne comes out july 29th, do not go see that movie nobody go to see it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mike piazza is here. Back with christina applegate. [ cheers and applause ] looks right to me. Shouldnt it be clear clearly. It is time to get a great deal and a reward card on this turbocharged jetta. Gotta make room for the 2017 models. It is a clarence event. Why is that so hard for people to understand . It seems clar to me. Clear to me. Ready for a test drive . Whatever you want to call it, dont miss the volkswagen model year end event. Hurry in for a 1,000 volkswagen reward card on a new 2016 jetta. Hey there. Hi, im looking for a deal on an iphone. I was thinking, something along these lines. Oh, okay. Well, how about this . Heres my answer. Is this you with a dinosaur body . Its just me with happy hands. It just means ill take it. . Whats up schumer . Okay, i got roped into spending the day with my sisters kids makes farting noise and they like keep talking about back to School Shopping . Back to school is like our red carpet. They have like the coolest back to School Clothes up to 60 off. Its what we all wear. And they have jeans starting at like 10 bucks. Noice dont say noice. Sounds stank no. Stop. Okay. Um. Guess what were going to old navy. Whos excited . Now hows that thing supposed to convince anyone to buy a car . Its just full of hot air and doesnt say much. Like the labels you see on a lot of chicken packaging. Ics. Thats just a trick to get you to pay more money. Fact is, by federal law, all chickens must be clear of antibiotics before they leave the farm. Its a marketing gimmick. Like mr. Floppy arms here. Though i must say, he is somewhat hypnotic. Dont fall for the hype, dale. Dale . Jimmy tonight, hes a 12time major league allstar who will be inducted into the Baseball Hall of fame on sunday mike piazza is here with us. Then, this is their single. Its called where do you go . The last bandoleros from the samsung stage. They will be joined tonight by a mystery superstar of music. Who could it be . Find out later. Tomorrow night kristen bell will be here, dave franco will join us, we have music from domo genesis with anderson paak. Our first guest tonight entered our homes and our hearts on married with children. Now shes married with child herself. You can see her play a pta monster mother in the new movie i dont know whats going on with you, with your weird outbursts and your terrible style, but it ends now. Okay . I run this school, and i can make life a living hell for you and your dirty little children. Do you understand me . Wow, i genuinely think you should just relax a little bit. Have a donut hole, theyre delicious. From the gas station. Mm you have crossed the line, girl. Im going to destroy you. Winter is coming. Jimmy bad moms opens in theaters july 29th. Please say hello to christina applegate. [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how you doing . Good, how are you . Good to see you. Jimmy your daughter is not no. Jimmy how old is she . Shes 5 1 2. Shes here in the dressing room. So were going to see ear muffs a lot during this interview. Jimmy okay, i got you. Is she going to kindergarten . Yes, starting in august. It goes by so quickly. Jimmy do you think you will cry . Yes, i cry when she goes to school now. She goes to school for three hours and im like, i missed you so much jimmy this is why kids feel smothered. Then like five minutes i need to tap out, guys. Jimmy yeah, right. Is she excited about going to kindergarten . Yeah, shes really excited. None of her friends are going there with her, but shes excited. Shes going to get new stuff. Jimmy when do you start shopping for backtoschool supplies . Which i find depressing. I guess thats coming up soon. She needs to get a backpack, because shes been carrying around the same canvas tote for three years in her preschool. Its disgusting. Theres stuff living within the fibers of that. Theres holes. Jimmy will you let her pick her own backpack . Ear muffs. Jimmy why . Because okay, look. Ive always been very supportive of her expressing herself with her fashion choices, like a tutu with a pant and kind of quirky and odd and awesome. She came home the other day from shopping with her godmother with ear muffs, two of the ugliest dresses i have ever seen in my entire life. Like, dont think i can allow this. I almost think i have to hide them now. Jimmy can you blame the godmother . Who really picked the dresses out . Sadies a very strong woman. Jimmy so she knows what she wants. Did you bring her because you will play a very bad mom in the movie bad moms . Did she see you behaving like that . Was she on the set . Oh, no. Not on this one, no. Jimmy she was not. When they were cutting the trailers together they couldnt really use me because i drop the fbomb in pretty much every i dont know how you got that clip that you guys just saw. Because in that clip, i say the fword about seven times. Jimmy we didnt have we were cheated out of the fword . Yeah. Jimmy wow, thats disappointing. Im a despicable human being in this film. Jimmy yes, yes, yes. Despicable. Jimmy do you like playing that . It was amazing. [ laughter ] like, finally. The real me got to flourish on screen in the cinema. No, thats not who i am. Jimmy you were even younger than sadie when you started making commercials . Yeah. Jimmy 3 years old . I was 3 years old, started doing radio commercials and then doing regular commercials and then regular commercials for years and years and years. Jimmy do you remember any of those, when you were really young, shooting any of those commercials . I remember so many of them, but in particular, okay, little kids who act, have to get these things called flippers when they lose a tooth. Jimmy i watched toddlers and tiaras. Its not that kind of flipper. Its from the original man, the its just one tooth. Its not like that weird thing they all have thats like a night guard, its not like that. This is like one tooth that goes in to replace the one tooth that fell out. It looks like the rest of your teeth and you look like a normal kid. Anyway, i got this commercial, and the only reason i got it, because i was the only kid who came in who had all of their teeth. Mind you, two of my teeth were gone, but i had these flippers, so it was like a canned ham delightful. So in the scene, im supposed to take a big bite, and i go, and you knowow hard that stuff is. And mouth came out, and flipper was stuck in canned ham and there i was, like, hey, hey, everybody. They were none too pleased. Jimmy they didnt use that take . No, i dont think they did. [ laughter ] jimmy well, the movie is called bad moms. It opens on july 29th. [ cheers and applause ] kunis, kristen bell. Kathryn hahn, the genius that is kathryn hahn. Jimmy very funny. Annie mumolo, Jada Pinkettsmith and her legs are in it. Jimmy her legs are in this one too . Girls got some hot legs. Jimmy you see jada Walking Around on july 29th, bad moms is the movie. Christina applegate, everybody well be right back with mike piazza. . Hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Yeah, we go left right here. woman vo Great Adventures are still out there. Well find them in our subaru outback. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get zero percent on select subaru models during the subaru a lot to love event, now through august thirtyfirst. Introducing tmobiles most epic deal ever and get 4 lines with 6 gigs each for just 30 bucks a line. Plus everybody gets unlimited streaming from their favorite services. Dont wait. 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Casino arizona and talking stick resort you could win a new mustang or a share of seventytwo thousand dollars in cash and prizes. Rt jimmy hi, there. Our next guest is one of the greatest men who ever squatted behind a plate. Now its maddux and a little popup, piazza, got him and he makes the catch and its deep to left center. Andrew jones on the run. This one has a chance. Home run mike piazza, and the mets lead, 32 jimmy on sunday, hell be inducted into the Baseball Hall of fame. Please welcome the Italian American superstar catcher, number 31, mike piazza [ cheers and applause ] . Fi thank you, man. Jimmy for those who dont know, its an unbelievable story. Youre in with the 62nd round, you got drafted. It was pretty late. Jimmy rarely does a player make it, and not number 62, the 62nd round. They dont even have 60 rounds anymore. Jimmy is that right . They stop at 50. So technically i couldnt go back and be drafted again. Jimmy if this were back to the future you would not be sitting here. True. Jimmy youre going to the hall of fame. When you found out, you got the call saying its happening, youre did it feel like you thought it would feel . It was kinda crazy, because the last few years, i was getting close, and the year before i really was disappointed because it was close and im sitting there, and they say, well, look, heres the number, give us your number. Well call you between 11 00 and 1 00. So i put the phone down, im trying to do other things and i keep looking at the phone. Jimmy yeah. Keep looking at the phone. And then last year, the year i 2 00, phone was off, and i was so disappointed. Jimmy oh, they take your number. Yeah. So youre sitting there, trying to do other things. This year, obviously they called me right away. So it was crazy. Very emotional. Jimmy who was the first person you told then . Obviously my family was there. My wife actually taped it. She put it on jimmy were they taping you last year when you didnt get the call . [ laughter ] no, i kinda knew when they said, we dont want to send anybody to your house. This year they said, were going to send somebody out. So i knew it was close. Jimmy so you know youre going in as a new york met . Yeah. Jimmy are you the second . Only the second person as a new york met . Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tom seaver, the other one. Do you know, because they have a bronze plaque of your face. Do you know which facial hair theyll choose for you . No, its funny because a lot of fans were on social media saying you got to grow the chops back, the fu manchu, or the abe lincoln chops. Was gray. I was like you know. I want people to remember me as the cool guy, not the old guy with the shoe polish. Jimmy have you written your speech yet . I have, yes. The speech is in the can. Jimmy thats good. And im gonna cry. Jimmy oh, you are . Im going to cry. I was reading it last night. I started reading. Reading in the mirror. They say, you should frame it up, we need to know the time. And i started crying in my own room, like reading it to myself. [ laughter ] jimmy thats gonna be a problem, yeah. Not only that, i can just see my wife, shes like take a xanax, take a xanax. So kleenex and xanax on the podium. Jimmy Tommy Lasorda was your godfather . As a kid . Friend of your dad . My dad and tommy grew up together in norristown, pennsylvania. Jimmy dad and tommy grew up together. And there was a big reason why you got drafted by the dodgers. The family connection. Yeah. Jimmy is he upset that instead of a dodger . No, not really. After i got elected he basically called me, well, are you going to go in as a met or a dodger . He said, look, mike, its your choice, up to you. If you want to go in a met, its fine. What are you going to do . I said, i think i want to go in as a met. He went, what the [ bleep ] whats wrong with you i gave you your chance, and you stabbed me in the back [ laughter ] so he took it very well. Jimmy he took it well. [ applause ] jimmy will he be there . Yeah, hes been a guardian angel. Jimmy no, will he be there in cooperstown . I hope so, yeah. Jimmy you dont know yet. When you left the dodgers, it was a terrible exit. Yeah. Sad divorce. Jimmy first of all, the team refused to pay you fair market value or anywhere close to fair market value at that time. They also somehow made it seem first which was crazy. Yeah, thats true. Jimmy then you wound up on the mets. Do you feel any animosity towards the dodgers, their new owners now . If they were to have a ceremony, lets say, retiring your number or a special night for you, would you attend Something Like that . [ cheers and applause ] i would. Jimmy you would . As Ricky Henderson says, lets let byebyes be byebyes. Jimmy work that into the speech. That will help you. No, at first obviously youre bitter. You get traded and theyre saying bad stuff about you, saying how bad my knees were and stuff. And i was just like and as time goes by you realize and as i look back, you know, the memories are great. Went to spring training, sandy koufax, john roseborough, you know. All the stars of the dodgers. Steve garvey. Gave me an opportunity, so ill always be grateful for that. Jimmy all right, well, maybe the right thing will happen. Youre now the owner of a soccer team in italy. Yes, i am. Jimmy and you brought a jersey for me. I did. Jimmy lets see it. Im curious about this. I bought this team, im a huge soccer fan, and the team is called a. C. Reggiana 1919. Jimmy oh, look at that. I got jimmy this. [ cheers and applause ] i need everyone its actually the town where kobe bryants father played basketball. So i didnt know. Kobe bryant speaks better italian than me. Jimmy very good. Hes like fluent in italian. Hes rattling it off. Theyre amazing fans and its just been a great adventure and im probably going to lose a lot of money. [ laughter ] jimmy you know what the great thing about this jersey, reggiano, this is where they make the parmesan cheese. Exactly. Jimmy and i am going to look so fat in this. [ laughter ] my body is going to will never look worse. Perfect outfit for me. Got the man boob thing. Thats like me too. I actually text back on instagram a cheer for every region of italy has their own dialect. In reggiano, they say lets go team, a variation of lets go. So when i tweeted one time in italian, i tweeted die condom. My manager said, change it, change it quickly di can d [ laughter ] jimmy i have to say, ive enjoyed watching you over the years. Thank you, man. Jimmy im so happy. [ cheers and applause ] its going to be this sunday, this weekend. Mike piazza takes his rightful place, 1 30 eastern on mlb network. Mike piazza, everybody well be right back with last bandoleros . 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When all it is is just a love affair you took me over baby take me there . . What can i do all i want is to be next to you what can i do . . All i want is to be next to you what can i do all i want is to be next to you . . What can i do all i want is to . All i want is to be next to you all i want is to be next to you . . All i want is to be next to you next to you next to you . This is nightline. Tonight, breaking news out of rio. A Major Development in the alleged robbery of american gold medal swimmer ryan lochte and his olympic teammates. Plus biggame backlash. A 12yearold hunter posting photos of her exotic kills on social media. A firestorm of hateful responses. Including death threats. They love animals, but we love animals too. Its just we also love hunting. The young hunter and her family speaking out. And in 2012, she took the gold in london. Now in rio shes back for round two. Were in the corner with clarisa shields whos letting down her guard about turning a troubled