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Musical guest shawn mendes. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 695 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thats a crowd right there. Welcome, everybody, welcome. That is a hot crowd [ cheers and applause ] good looking crowd welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show. My name is jimmy fallon. Hi [ cheers ] thanks for being here. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. A new report just came out that says President Trump made 598 million in income last year. [ audience ohs ] i mean, it sounds like a lot but after taxes it was still 598 million. [ laughter and applause ] in the meantime, trump is running a fundraising contest where the winner gets to have dinner with him. [ light laughter ] james comey was like, trust me, that is not a good prize. Dont do it. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, this this russia investigation keeps getting crazier. And trumps aides say that he actually yells at the tv whenever it comes up. [ light laughter ] and they even said that he yells even louder when he watches blues clues. [ laughter and applause ] thats a pawprint steve, turn around, you idiot steve stupid steve. [ laughter ] i call i call him stupid steve. Fake blues. [ laughter ] fake blues clues, fake clues. I saw it this weekend, trump took his first trip to camp david. He spent the whole weekend Walking Around, exploring the property and looking for the wifi password. [ laughter and applause ] i got to tweet i got to tweet i want to say congrats to beyonce and jayz who welcomed twins. [ cheers and applause ] twins, yeah. The doctor said its a boy and a girl, and the twins said its jayz and beyonce oh, my gosh [ laughter and applause ] it was their first words, yeah. [ light laughter ] actually, people figured out they had a boy and a girl when they saw light blue and bright pink balloons being delivered. Incidentally, light blue and bright pink are also the names theyre considering for the babies. So, thats very yeah. [ laughter and applause ] light blue. Lets get to some sports, yesterday, golfer Brooks Koepka won his first u. S. Open, but there was a little confusion while he was celebrating. Listen to the announcers here, watch this. Leading the field and greens in regulation. His girlfriend, becky edwards, all american Soccer Player at florida state. Joe, thats actually his new girlfriend. Thats jena sims. [ audience oohs ] steve oh oh, snap jimmy oh, so check that, as yes, he broke up with jena on the ninth hole. He has the newest girlfriend. That is stacy. He is making out with stacy now. Steve oh [ laughter and applause ] jimmy big Business News here you guys. Amazon is buying whole foods for over 13 billion. Its a good deal, but theyre going to be mad when they just find out they could have bought trader joes for 6 billion. I mean, you know, thats [ laughter and applause ] there have been a lot of reports lately that that apple is making its own selfdriving cars. You heard this . Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, well, i think the apple car actually made an appearance in the new cars 3 movie. See if you can spot it. Ready to race today . Im sorry. There are no mcdonalds. [ light laughter ] within five miles of your current location. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy yeah, theres no mcdonalds. [ applause ] have you heard this fact, i dont know who how they figured this out, but i read that the new season of game of thrones supposedly broke a a record for the most people set on fire, by a tv show. [ light laughter ] yeah, even even crazier, the show that held the record before them, was frazier. [ laughter ] there it is. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on come on come on, man jimmy im gonna do it every night, man. Steve frazier jimmy finally, this is very weird. The president of costa rica was speaking to reporters last week, and there was a wasp flying around his head. Watch what happened, watch what he did. [ speaking Foreign Language ] [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i mean, how cool it was so cool on camera. As soon as the camera went off, its like, oh, my god oh, my god i just ate a wasp guys, we have a great show. Give it up for the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy great guys good to see you. Guys, its its in there, man. Its real. [ cheers ] steve summer stache is here. Jimmy summer stache has happened. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Hashtag stache tag. [ light laughter ] guys, it is monday. Were very happy to be back. We have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, the very funny amy poehler will be here. [ cheers and applause ] love amy poehler. Steve come on. Jimmy i know, i miss her. Plus, zendaya will be here, and [ cheers and applause ] and a performance from imagine dragons. [ cheers and applause ] i love imagine dragons. Now, there there are four guys in that band right . Steve mmhmm. Jimmy and they all have beards. Steve mmhmm. Jimmy big bushy what i want what i want to propose is that they shave the beard down to a mustache. [ light laughter ] steve in honor jimmy and solidarity, yeah. [ light laughter ] steve the summer stache, stache tag. Jimmy yeah, they can do that, right . Steve yeah. Jimmy we should call imagine dragons, see if theyll just shave the beards off, just for one special performance. Steve yeah, what would stop them . Theres no law. Jimmy its free. Steve yeah, its free. Were in america. Jimmy freedom. Steve freedom, man. Jimmy freedom rock. Turn it up, man. Yeah. [ light laughter ] steve turn it up. Jimmy guys, we have a great show tonight. We love it when this guy comes to visit. He and amy poehler star in the big new summer comedy called the house in theaters next friday. Will ferrell is here today steve yes [ cheers and applause ] come on. Hes a delight. Jimmy yeah, he is the best. Plus, from the new Netflix Series, glow alison brie is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] pretty good buzz, good buzz on that show. And we have great music from shawn mendes is here [ cheers and applause ] hes awesome. Hes a talented, talented guy. Guys, it is time for screen grabs. Here we go. Make me want screen grabs [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, these are these are some weird funny things that you guys have found on the internet, or other places, and then sent in to us. So, the first screen grab was sent in by Theresa Johnson in abbotsford, british columbia. She was taking some sort of online survey, and saw this question. When did you last eat shoes for breakfast . [ light laughter ] even more disturbing she answered, in the past week. That was her answer. [ laughter ] this next one was sent in by natasha hains in memphis, tennessee. She was browsing through some resale posts and saw this couch for sale. It says, couch 30. Couch is very messed up. Nothing else wrong. Just need to get rid of it asap. [ laughter and applause ] steve nothing jimmy i gotta get this thing out of here, man. Steve nothings wrong with it. Jimmy nothing is wrong with it. Steve except for all the shedding. [ light laughter ] jimmy it sheds, yeah. Its a big deal. The couch steve its pleather. Jimmy the couch sheds, big deal. The next one was sent in by Michael Hoffman in chattanooga. He was texting with his dad and i think there may have been an autocorrect issue. Watch this. I hate michael. Can you talk . And then it said, sorry, thats supposed to say hey, michael, can you talk . Yeah, i hate [ laughter and applause ] i hate michael. Steve can you talk . Jimmy can you talk . Steve wait, this is michael. Jimmy happy fathers day, dad. [ light laughter ] next one was sent in by tracy schott, in berthoud, colorado. She was going through her dvr listings and saw a description for our show, the tonight show. Lets see what it says. A calculating sociopath kidnaps a couples young daughter just for the pleasure that power and manipulation bring him, and learn what a a parent will do to save his child. [ laughter and applause ] i remember that episode. Steve yeah. That was a tough time. Jimmy that was a dark one. Steve thats why you grew the stache. Jimmy that was a dark time, man. [ laughter ] yeah, that was a weird episode. The next was sent in by molly larson in madison, wisconsin. She was watching cnn when she noticed this headline. President s Spokesman Says he cant speak for the president. [ laughter and applause ] well, i cant i cant speak. Hes the spokesman. Steve what . Dont ask me. Jimmy not me, man. [ light laughter ] the next one was sent in by Kevin Morales in utica, new york. He was playing a game on his phone when he got this notification. Would you like to be automatically notified when your balls have been recharged . Steve hey, oh [ laughter and applause ] call cialis. Jimmy yeah, i would. I would. I would like to be notified. Steve please, just let me know. Jimmy please let me know, when thats happening. Steve if you dont know, nobody does. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, i dont know, yeah. Someone else is gonna tell me, i dont know. This next one was sent in by kris wilson in olathe, kansas. He was watching an old baseball game between royals and the yankees, and spotted a shot of two of the players names. Look at this. Coke. Cain. [ laughter and applause ] those two have a lot of energy. Steve they have a lot of energy, those guys. The balls got recharged. Jimmy that game was over in in ten minutes. [ laughter ] the fastest baseball game ever played. This next one was sent in by matthew mannix, in virginia beach. He was looking for a wifi network and this is the first one that came up. I will eat your relatives. [ laughter and applause ] i will eat your relatives. Steve how did that happen youve got to set that wifi up for me. [ light laughter ] jimmy were down to our last one here, its from Jackie Mcnatt and matt real from louisville, kentucky. They were shopping for old albums in a record store and they spotted one album, and they said the bassist looks like me. His name is eddie gomez. [ light laughter ] i dont see it really, but lets take a look. This [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] steve is that a more . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go, thats all the time we have for screen grabs. If you have a funny screen grab, email it to us at screengrabs tonightshow. Com. We might put it on the show. Stick around, well be right back with will ferrell, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] all across america more people are choosing nissan. Its americas best sales event at nissan the fastestgrowing auto brand in the u. S. A. Take on every day get 0 for up to 72 months on 13 models. This isay selfie mazing. Selfie you must be hashtag devastated. Thanks captain obvious. Selfies arent always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. Save up to 50 during the hotels. Com 4th of july sale. Showing up in your and now im sure its more than a stroke of luck yeah, i love you, do you love me, too . Yeah, i love you, do you love me, too . Clap your hands if it feels good clap your hands, ohh what do you have there . P3 its meat, cheese and nuts. I keep my protein interesting. Oh yea, me too. I have cheese and uh these herbs. P3 snacks. The more interesting way to get your protein. Present. Youre always itthinking about it. S always what if my cancer comes back . Ive been working on this therapy for 5 years now and were getting ready to go to the clinic. My son definitely keeps me fighting. I want to be there for him when he needs me. Thats what motivates me. I want to see patients have gray hair. I see myself growing old with my pink hair. That to me, is enough to keep going. You know what i could go for righhmmmw . Some sweet barbeque. over speaker or spicy we got a craving go go go crashing cravings in the crave van. Jacks gonna crash your crave here, try my barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger with your choice of sweet or spicy barbeque sauce topped with bacon and onion rings. Thanks jack. Ha ha piece of cake. Oh, jack you crave it, we serve it. My new sweet or spicy barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger and chicken sandwich. Crave van [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by one of our all Time Favorite guests. He and amy poehler are starring in their first movie together. It is called the house and it is in theaters next friday. Please welcome the hilarious will ferrell [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness its summer. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can i touch it . [ light laughter ] if you dare. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i mean this is how long have you been growing this guy . Ive been growing this for like, a week, at least. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, at least, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy at least a week. It almost looks like it almost looks like what . [ light laughter ] dont say it looks fake. Jimmy no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It almost looks like looks like a full head of hair. It is kind of sam elliott meets wilford brimley. [ light laughter ] jimmy its almost like spinal tapy too it looks like a head. I mean its long enough to be like a hair piece. It is full of wisdom. [ light laughter ] jimmy what . Its a wise mustache. Jimmy its full of wisdom. It really is. I look like a guy you dont want to sit next to on an airplane. Right . [ laughter ] jimmy i like that guy. Im gonna lean right in to you. Were going to talk the whole flight. Jimmy were gonna talk the whole way. Were gonna talk the whole flight. Jimmy even if i see you put your head phones down. Im gonna talk to you about something yeah. How long have you been growing your stache . Jimmy im sorry. Im very busy. Hey. Jimmy whats that . You want to touch my mustache . Jimmy no thank you. [ light laughter ] can i get some help here . No i dont want to touch your moustache. I want to get some help. Hey, can you force this guy to talk to me. He wont talk to me. Jimmy i wanted help first. Well im going to get help. Jimmy no, im getting help. [ light laughter ] look. Jimmy what . I was jealous. Summer stache stachetag. Hashtag. Stache tag. Hashtag. [ talking over each other ] [ light laughter ] jimmy it always come in threes. Its hashtag in threes. If the second one comes, you know the third ones coming. [ light laughter ] jimmy okay. I dont want to disappoint the audience. This is not a real mustache. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my goodness. [ audience ohs ] are you kidding me . This is the magic of television. Yeah. It is not a real mustache. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats looking good right there. You look good. Thats a stud right there. Now, but i want to continue the summer stache by giving it to a lucky audience member. [ cheers ] jimmy be careful be careful be careful be careful be very careful [ applause ] whoa [ cheers ] push it on there push it on. Looks great. Jimmy wow. That looks great. That does not look fake at all. Thats fantastic. That does not look fake at all. That looks real. Young lady, youre going to get some action tonight. [ cheers ] and i hope youre flying. I hope youre flying tonight as well. Jimmy sit next to somebody. Yeah. Jimmy will, thank you for being here. Always a pleasure. Jimmy i love it. I want to talk about the movie, the house. You and amy poehler. Yeah, so fun. Jimmy thats what im talking about. I would watch anything. I would watch you guys just eat. [ light laughter ] well we do eat. We do eat in the movie. Jimmy yeah, so spoiler alert. Yeah, yeah, so. Jimmy spoiler alert. Thats the end of the movie, you guys eat. Just eat chicken wings. Jimmy do you two hand your chicken wings . Uh yeah, yes, probably do. [ light laughter ] gosh, i dont know. I havent thought about it. Jimmy i think about it single hander. Youre more of a single. Yeah. I probably do two. Jimmy you know yeah, yeah, i do the two. I do two. [ light laughter ] it doesnt matter. Jimmy how you was fathers day . Hows the kids . Fathers day was good. It was my first fathers day where they actually acknowledged that it was fathers day. Be careful jimmy normally nothing. Normally nothing. Normally my wife is like, oh, happy fathers day. Heres a cup of coffee. Jimmy stares you down . Yeah. Its a holiday invented by the card industry, okay. Jimmy yeah. Thats my wife. Saying it to me. Jimmy she gives a speech . Yeah, she gives a speech. Jimmy on fathers day, yeah. But my 7yearold, axel, is like dad, we have presents for you. Jimmy thats so nice wow great. So i had to sit down and i opened up presents. I got some very bizarre plastic orange barbecue mitts. [ light laughter ] i got a head lamp for camping. [ light laughter ] jimmy do you go camping . This was all picked out by the kids. No, we never go camping. [ light laughter ] jimmy who knows, you might go to a cave or something. No, weve been once. Its not like its our annual thing. Jimmy itd be cool though. I like the lamp yeah in case the lights go out or Something Like that. Jimmy sure. Do you go to sleep with it every night . If i do some work underneath the car. Jimmy oh wait, thats so you. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy youre always working underneath the car and eating some wings. Fixing the car. Jimmy oh yeah, thats fantastic. Thats a nice gift. But, the big one was they went to, and got me reading glasses with special frames. Not just the drugstore variety. So i have brand new reading glasses. Im a more mature guy, im 37. [ light laughter ] i need reading glasses. Jimmy yeah, you do you. Yeah. Jimmy to read, yeah. But i would love to unveil my new reading glasses here. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you sure . Are you sure . Im totally sure. [ cheers ] jimmy wow [ cheers ] wow heres the only problem. When i read . Jimmy yeah. This is what happens. [ light laughter ] jimmy they fall. Why do you [ inaudible ] . I dont know. Jimmy thats what happens every time. Every time i read, because the prescription is wrong. [ light laughter ] they didnt bother. Jimmy the kids picked it out. The kids picked it out, yeah. Jimmy lets talk about the house. This is you, amy poehler. A big summer comedy. Big comedy. We have a daughter who is about to go off to college. Our finances kind of fall through. So we, like, every suburban couple, we decide to run an illegal casino in our neighborhood to pay for college. Jimmy its fantastic. I love it. You have an illegal casino in your house. It goes pretty well until we get sucked into the dark side. Jimmy its super funny. And a great cast of people. Are you a gambler in real life . Not so much. I mean ill play poker occasionally. Do you play poker at all . Jimmy yeah, no man, yeah. Do you have a good poker face . I have, i unfortunately when i sit down at a table, ill go with adam mckay, my buddy adam, hes a very good player. Occasionally well go to vegas. When i sit down, everyone at the table looks because its the dumb famous guy. Jimmy yeah. With a lot of money and theyre just like, licking their chops. [ light laughter ] jimmy they just want to take it. Take your money. They want to take me. So, its hard. Occasionally ill get a good hand. And im trying to play it cool but if i get a good hand, a lot of times, its hard to not go yes [ light laughter ] and then nervously look around to see if anyone noticed. Jimmy yeah, thats awful. Say yes and fist pump. Yes. Jimmy yes oh my god, thats the worst. Or oh, baby jimmy oh, yeah. Do it for every hand. Do you have a what is your poker face like . Jimmy im not good at poker facing, or lying. I cant do it. If i get a thing, i give it away. I sweat. [ light laughter ] its not fun, its a physical sport, yeah, for me. Its hard. And its a lot of pressure. Jimmy a lot of pressure and i sweat a lot. And then everyones into the rules, and if you bet on the wrong thing and you bet too much. Theyre like why did you make that bet . Im like, i dont know. I dont know how to play. Jimmy i dont know, man. Im having fun. Im not a professional gambler. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Do you have a gambling story . Actually, i do, i do have a a gambling story. Jimmy you do . Do you want to hear my gambling story or did you want to . [ cheers and applause ] i actually have a great gambling story, when before i got to saturday night live and kind of bumming around l. A. With my acting friends and decided we wanted to do a short film. We wanted to do a movie. So we pooled together 10,000. Jimmy wow. We maxed out our visa cards. You know, whatever. Jimmy all visa. All visa, all master cards. Jimmy with the orange one . Whats the orange one . Jimmy verizon, or something. Discover. Discover card. Jimmy American Express . American express. [ light laughter ] best buy, best buy card. Exxon [ light laughter ] jimmy exxon card. Exxon card of course. Jimmy i get it, i get the idea. So we max them all out and we got 10,000 together. As we put the movie together, we realized it was gonna cost 30,000. It wasnt going to cost 10,000. It would cost 30,000. So were like, what do we try to do . Do we make it for 10 . And we said, you know what, its gonna look stupid. Lets take the 10,000, lets go to vegas and lets bet it. If we win the 30, well make our movie. If we didnt, it was like, so what . [ laughter ] so we go. We go to vegas. We take the 10,000 in chips. We put it on black. Roulette table. [ audience ohs ] spin it. [ light laughter ] i dont spin it. Jimmy you spin the wheel . I wasnt allowed to. [ laughter ] i asked if i could. And they said youre not an employee. Bounces all over, the little ball. Lands on black. And we get 30,000 dollars. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy heres whats great. Heres whats great. I dont think that story is true at all. Actually that didnt happen. [ laughter ] jimmy i knew it. I knew it. I could tell by the poker face. It is a great gambling story. Jimmy its a great gambling story. You said, you want to hear a a great that was a great gambling story, yeah. That never happened. No. It never happened. [ light laughter ] so, dont do that. Jimmy dont do that. Jimmy but its a great gambling story. I want to show a clip here. Amy poehler and will ferrell. [ light laughter ] a big comedy called the house. In theaters next friday. Check it out. You lost all our money. And i am mentally and physically addicted to marijuana. Honey you love it. I think about it all the time. Its hard to focus right now. So mad im not high. And we started a fight club. What are we doing . Were each others enabler. Were not even one of us has to be an adult here. So you do it. You be it. Okay. Ill be the adult. And as the adult, im going to say were going to call frank and tell him to shut it down. Okay. And thats how were gonna handle it. Okay. [ sighs ] what a relief. Right . Why dont we keep it open, go big . Yeah. Jimmy why dont we do that . [ cheers and applause ] the house. Will farrel and i are playing a brand new game called think pass after break. Stick around everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. This this this this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can take on Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. 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Awesome. Im glad you showed up. In my life i think im about to cry. You better not. Every single time i. Get down you always have. My back my back its really hard to describe. Its like. All these tiny little. Things . Yes. Yes. Things are actually. Friendship. [ intense music playing ] ] its here, but its going by fast. The opportunity of the year is back the mercedesbenz summer event. Get to your dealer today for incredible onceaseason offers, and start firing up those grilles. Lease the gle350 for 579 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everyone. Were here with will ferrell [ cheers and applause ] his new film the house opens next friday. Now will, one thing a lot of people know about you is that youre very quick on your feet. Yes. Jimmy well i wanted to test our your skills and see just how quickly you can think on the spot. Its time for think fast. [ cheers and applause ] one two three think fast jimmy now, heres how it works. Were going to take turns drawing one of these cards. Each card has five totally random questions on it. One, two, three, think fast jimmy thank you. [ laughter ] no, i love it. I love it. Jimmy i have a sequence. I was gonna say its very yes. Jimmy one person asks the questions. The other person has to answer each question as soon as it is asked and i mean immediately. It doesnt matter if the answer is right or wrong. It just has to be the first thing that pops into your head. Will, since youre the guest, ill read your questions first. Are you ready . Yeah. Jimmy all right, here we go. Why is the sun so hot . [ clock ticking ] yellow. [ laughter ] jimmy what are birds made out of . Plastic. [ laughter ] jimmy how old is john hamm . Uh, 59. [ light laughter ] jimmy what was elviss first words . Uh, peacock. [ light laughter ] jimmy who stole egg . Uh, larry. [ light laughter ] and his brother. [ cheers and applause ] larry and his brother. Jimmy larry and his brother stole yhr egg. Yellow. Yeah, yeah, okay. You ask questions now. Yeah, that was great. Are you ready . Jimmy that was great. Okay. [ light laughter ] [ clock ticking ] what can i buy for 1 . Jimmy sandwich. [ light laughter ] where are the children hiding . In the basement. [ light laughter ] what are sports . Jimmy things. [ light laughter ] how heavy is a duck . Jimmy 12 pounds. [ light laughter ] tell me a secret. Jimmy shampoo. [ laughter ] [ knocking and ringing ] [ cheers and applause ] both thats a juicy secret thats a juicy secret. Jimmy juicy, here we go. All right. [ light laughter ] lights. [ clock ticking ] which rabbit is the best . Uh, joe. [ light laughter ] jimmy how big is the big man . Hes bigger. Hes bigger than you think he is bu,t hes smaller than a a jockey. [ light laughter ] jimmy why were you late for my wedding . Because my dad said, knock it off. [ light laughter ] jimmy name the best place. Alaska. [ light laughter ] jimmy what are the names of the two firemen . There is captain ron. Jimmy captain ron . Yes. Jimmy yes, and . Cecil. [ laughter ] [ ringing and knocking ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its the final round. So heres what it is. Oh, okay. Jimmy i have this, you have that. On this final round well both pick up a card with the same set of questions. Ill ask, you answer then you ask a question. And well just back and forth. Jimmy back and forth, its pingpong. Okay, yeah. Jimmy ready . Okay. [ clock ticking ] jimmy who drank all the coffee . My mom did. She was thirsty. [ light laughter ] where did the money go . Jimmy under the mattress. [ light laughter ] what is the name of your first kiss . [ laughter ] um, yeah. What would have been a better name for the beatles . Jimmy the sgreetles. [ light laughter ] what is a jazz boy . Hes the guy who carries the saxophone. [ light laughter ] how many people are there in canada . Jimmy three. [ light laughter ] what are you . I am me. [ light laughter ] whats a cool greeting . Jimmy hola. [ light laughter ] why are you so great . Because its in the genes. Sing me a song. Orlando orlando [ ringing and knocking ] [ cheers and applause ] Orlando Orlando jimmy that was think fast. That was so good. Jimmy that was will ferrell. He and amy poehler star in the house, in theaters june 30th. Stick around, well be right back with alison brie. Think fast [ cheers and applause ] hey, bud. You need some help . No, im good. Come on, moe. I have to go. vo we always trusted our Subaru Impreza would be there for him someday. Ok. Thats it. vo we just didnt think someday would come so fast. See ya later, moe. vo introducing the Subaru Impreza. The longestlasting vehicle in its class. More than a car, its a subaru. For all kinds of things. Like walking. Ewarded hey, honey. Dad, wheres the car . Thought wed walk. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is talented actress who you know from the hit shows mad men and community. Now she is starring in a brand new Netflix Series called glow which is available for streaming this friday. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome alison brie [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy i like how you take the hula hoop that all the way up to the arms. I hula hooped it up onto my arms. Jimmy oh, i love that you did that. I cant do it in real life. Jimmy yeah, invisible hula hoop, you can totally do it. But with an invisible hula hoop, you can do anything. Jimmy congratulations on glow. It is getting great reviews. Gorgeous ladies of wrestling. Yeah. Jimmy i totally remember watching that. Do you . Jimmy yeah. Oh my god. Jimmy yeah, that was a big thing and then it just kind of went away. I dont know what happened to it. It was a quick flash in the pan but a very cool real show. Gorgeous ladies of wrestling. They shot the pilot in 1 1985 and it is a bizarre show. Like its not just womens wrestling. They rap, they do some sketch comedy. Theres kind of a lot. We delve into some of this stuff in the show. Jimmy and you shot all this already. We shot it all and ours is a a behind the scenes take on their show. So all of our characters are fictional. Jimmy yeah. Okay, good. And, you know. Were not basing it on their real lives. Jimmy right, right. Their wrestling character ideas and stuff like that. Jimmy yeah, and you got a full on perm. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So when i got the part, i brought in a picture of Sigourney Weaver from the original alien, which came out in 79. But i feel like my character is like yeah, woo 1979 jimmy thats right. [ cheers and applause ] i love the late 70s, man. Jimmy yeah, man. We have a different audience every every night we elect a a different year. Oh wow. [ light laughter ] jimmy and tonight, we like 1979 is our favorite. And i hit it on the head. Jimmy yeah you did, on the nail. We cut my hair into a shag and permed it. And it was great. It is a very nostalgic thing getting a perm, cause the chemicals. Well, when i was a kid, i grew up in the 80s. Jimmy yeah. So there were a lot of perms. My mom had perms constantly. My aunt was a hairdresser. There was a year when my mom, my sister and me all had identical perms. It was about like 89 or 90. We had like those triangle perms. [ light laughter ] jimmy i got a perm once. Did you . Jimmy ill tell you why. Because i went in, i was in college. And i went in to get my hair cut and this girl told me that my hair was too straight. So straight. Jimmy she said, you should get a body wave. So i go, i dont know what that is. They call it that now. Body wave. And youre like, its still a a perm. Jimmy yeah, no. Well, i cant get a perm. And also, i cant afford it. And then she goes, im in training so ill give it to you for free. [ audience ohs ] ill take anything for free. [ light laughter ] i was like, i was eating ramen noodle soup for yeah. Its a dangerous thing, with your hair. Jimmy so i went in and i got a perm. And my friends walked by the window in the mall and i was under the hair dryer reading a a redbook. [ light laughter ] they go, what are you doing . I go, getting a body wave, man. You really just like went in to the whole you really gave yourself over to the whole process. Jimmy yeah, and then she said it wont be a tight perm. It is a body wave. Its loose. Its a loose no. It was a real [ laughter ] little fro. Jimmy i had a full on, like mike brady. Yeah, it was really bad. It was awful. And i had to grow it out. There is nothing you could really do. Mine was more loose, theres nothing you can do. That is like, then just living my life day to day. I was just living in 1985. I was living the 1985 life all the time. Jimmy you really were . And my friends at parties would be like, i love the perm. Im going on get a perm. And i just, like was Walking Around thinking, im starting a a new thing. Im bringing it back. And now, you know, we finished shooting the show months ago. None of my friends have gotten perms. [ light laughter ] i feel like they were just being nice. Jimmy they were being very nice. Thats why you have a friend, yeah. I love that perm jimmy it is so great. I want it. Jimmy i want one. [ light laughter ] not this year but maybe sometime. Jimmy sometime. Eventually, ill get a perm. You dont have to pick a a specific time. Jimmy no. I was so impressed by all the training and all the stuff that went into this glow. And so, you were the coolest. You actually took a video of your workout training. Yeah, well we did the wrestling training for the show and then i like upped the ante with my personal trainer jason walsh who is incredible. And he was like, lets do kind of waiting for a role to kind of really kick us into high gear. Ive never been very athletic. I was never into sports as a a kid. Jimmy really . Yeah. But ive been training with him for a long time. So like and then having this motivation of doing show really jimmy i mean, did you ever think you could do im going to show the video. But youre doing some great exercises. The pullups impressed me the most. I used to be able to do zero pullups and now i can do ten in a row which is a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats amazing. Just textbook ten. Jimmy you can do it. This is your trainer in the video. And how much, do you mind if i ask . How much does he weigh . He weighs 220. So he is like double my body weight. Oh yeah, we have some fun at the gym, too. Its not all work. Jimmy not all work. Heres alison brie working out. Look at this. Jimmy wow thats impressive, man. Look at this. I like our different tunes. [ light laughter ] keep going, keep going. [ cheers and applause ] [ unintelligible ] jimmy come on thats what im talking about. [ cheers and applause ] thats what youre supposed to do for a role. Thats what an actor does. You jumped in. I will say that we shot those videos when i was just there the other day. When we went to do the pullups, i set a record at 11. And its because right before we shot the video, my trainer was like, this is for fallon get that adrenaline going jimmy thats right youre going to be on fallon jimmy thats right i have to jimmy yes i want to inspire everyone one at a time, exactly, to go work that. People who should train to come on this show. Jimmy to train to come on the tonight show. Yeah, they have to vigorous training, yeah. They have to do a tough mudder before they come on. Yeah. Jimmy i want to show a a clip. This is alison brie and marc maron in the show, glow. Take a look at this. Be hammering. A body slam. Get back up and then i stick on your feet so you and then i get you here. I got you in hammer lock. You get up. You turn around on me. You lock me up. You think you got me. But then, i come back with the soon to be famous, rough [ inaudible ] and then, you know, fight, fight, fight. Im bad, youre good. I am winning. Oh, youre winning oh, step off you got me oh, you stupid american swine. And big finish. Vodka for breakfast [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean, how fantastic is that . Alson brie, everybody. Season one of glow is available on netflix this friday. Shawn mendes performs for us next. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] when youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. With taltz, up to 90 of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. In fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. Do not use if you are allergic to taltz. 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Im bringing forward a treatment for alzheimers disease, yes, in my lifetime, i will make sure. All across america more people are choosing nissan. Its americas best sales event at nissan the fastestgrowing auto brand in the u. S. A. Take on every day get 0 for up to 72 months on 13 models. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. This guy is the real deal, man. Tonights musical guest kicks off the u. S. Leg of his world tour on july 6th performing theres nothing holdin me back off his number one album illuminate. Give it up for shawn mendes i wanna follow where she goes i think about her and she knows it i wanna let her take control cause every time that she gets close yeah she pulls me in enough to keep me guessing and maybe i should stop and start confessing confessing yeah oh ive been shaking i love it when you go crazy you take all my inhibitions baby theres Nothing Holding me back you take me places that tear up my reputation manipulate my decisions baby theres Nothing Holding me back theres Nothing Holding me back theres Nothing Holding me back she says that shes never afraid just picture everybody naked she really doesnt like to wait not really into hesitation pulls me in enough to keep me guessing and maybe i should stop and start confessing confessing yeah oh ive been shaking i love it when you go crazy you take all my inhibitions baby, theres Nothing Holding me back you take me places that tear up my reputation manipulate my decisions baby, theres Nothing Holding me back theres Nothing Holding me back cause if we lost our minds and we took it way too far i know wed be alright i know we would be alright if you were by my side and we stumbled in the dark i know wed be alright i know we would be alright cause if we lost our minds and we took it way too far but i know wed be alright i know we would be alright if you were by my side and we stumbled in the dark i know wed be alright i know we would be alright oh, ive been shaking i love it when you go crazy you take all my inhibitions baby, theres Nothing Holding me back you take me places that tear up my reputation manipulate my decisions baby, theres Nothing Holding me back theres Nothing Holding me back baby theres Nothing Holding me back [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic thank you. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to will ferrell, alison brie, shawn mendes, once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kirsten dunst, star of nbcs the carmichael show, comedian jerrod carmichael, music from jeff tweedy, featuring the 8g band with daru jones. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night, hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. During a meeting with the president of panama today, President Trump said, we did a good job building the panama canal

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