Musical guests, rick ross featuring young thug and wale. And the legendary roots crew. Questlove 662, mississippi steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. I feel the love i feel the love. I give it right back to you guys. Welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here. Im your host jimmy fallon. Hey, i want to say, happy birthday to First Lady Melania Trump who turned 47 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] she plans to celebrate with her loved ones, and donald. [ laughter ] they celebrated like they always do, making sure donald has something to unwrap, too, so he doesnt feel left out. [ laughter ] [ as donald ] its my birthday too. [ laughter ] i saw that trump gave a shout out to maine governor, paul lepage during his speech today. Listen to what he had to say about him. Governor lepage of maine, who by the way has lost a lot of weight. [ laughter ] i knew him when he was heavy and now i know him when hes thin. And i like him both ways, okay . [ laughter ] jimmy what a great way to introduce someone, right . Make you feel good. Have you met my friend . He used to be really fat. [ laughter ] could probably happen again. Just you know, very common to gain the weight back. Steve buy sweatpants. [ laughter ] jimmy invest in sweatpants. [ laughter ] listen to this. Chris christie said that hed give trump a b on his first 100 days. He said hed give him an a on immigration and a c on healthcare and long story short he ended up spelling, bacon. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy i just he just cant help himself. Steve i cant believe it. Jimmy he just cant help himself. Steve wow. Bacon. An acrostic. Jimmy so trumps first 100 days are almost over but i read that he hasnt visited a single foreign country. Yeah, well, today trump actually released a list of several countries and explained his reasons for not visiting them. For example, for djibouti, he said, cant go, but i am appointing Kim Kardashian as ambassador. [ applause ] steve makes sense. Jimmy next, for chile, he said, no thanks. I prefer tgi fridays. [ laughter ] next up for monaco, he said, i dont want to visit a country named for bill clintons intern. [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] not named after thats not true. Steve thats not where the name came from. Jimmy next for brunei, he said, no, i just prefer blondes. Next up for samoa, he said, its too far, but id love if they sent me some of their girl scout cookies. [ laughter ] thats not where theyre from. Steve its not, no. Theyre made here. Jimmy for next for nepal, he said, i already see plenty of those when i read playboy. nip nepal. I get it. Steve i get it out now. Jimmy finally for mexico, he said, no way. Im afraid theyll build a wall while im on the other side. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. Thats very possible. Thats true. That could happen. More trouble for United Airlines this week. One of their flights had to make an Emergency Landing in costa rica after an engine overheated. Uniteds flight attendants quickly evacuated the plane by picking up passengers and throwing them down the inflatable slide. [ laughter and applause ] im saving your life you guys, theres a new app going around called, face app. It takes your picture and then shows you what you would look like if you were younger, older, smiling or even a a different gender. Heres an example using me. The original photo there, yeah. Heres a photo of me looking older. Yeah. [ laughter ] interesting. Now, unfortunately the app doesnt always work so well. A lot of people have been having issues with this . Steve really . Jimmy for example, heres a a photo of anderson cooper. Now, here he is looking older. [ laughter ] you see what im saying . Heres a photo of president trump. Steve yeah. Jimmy now, lets see a a young president trump. Steve oh, my god. [ applause ] thats when he was young . Thats the app. Jimmy i dont know if the app works. Steve thats the app. Jimmy i dont know if the app works all the time. Now, heres bernie sanders. Steve okay. Jimmy lets take a look at a younger younger bernie sanders. [ laughter ] hes ten years younger. Steve yeah. Not a flaw. Jimmy next up, here are president trumps kids. Steve okay. Jimmy now, lets see a a younger version of them. Oh, my goodness. Come on. Steve that cant be true. Jimmy the app is malfunctioning. Steve somethings wrong with that app, obviously. Jimmy heres paul ryan, all right. Steve okay. Jimmy now, heres the young paul ryan. [ laughter ] eddie munster. Steve maybe that ones right. That does look like eddie munster. Suspiciously. Jimmy and finally, heres governor chris christie. Lets see a younger photo of him. [ laughter and applause ] still working out the kinks here. Steve theyre still working on it. Jimmy everyone loves the goonies. Steve theyre working the kinks out. Jimmy thats just chunk. Steve yeah, its chunk. Jimmy guys, i saw that heineken just came out with a a new ad where two people who disagree on a issue are put in the room together to talk about it over a beer. cause if theres one thing that helps an argument its alcohol. [ laughter ] thats a good idea. This is pretty cool. I read that seth rogen might voice the character of puumba in the upcoming remake of the lion king. He actually made an audition tape by revoicing a scene from the original animated movie. Its pretty interesting. Take a look. [ sighing ] somebody once told me that the great kings of the past are up there, watching over us. Man, what kind of weed are you smoking . [ laughter ] jimmy and finally a little sports news. Looks like derek jeter and jeb bush will be buying the miami marlins. Okay. One guy who could have been president and jeb bush. So you never know. Guys, we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got a great show tonight. This guy is just the best. The host of the dr. Phil show, dr. Phil mcgraw is here. [ cheers and applause ] plus, one of my favorites from saturday night live, and one of Time Magazines 100 most influential people, the hilarious leslie jones is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah come on leslie jimmy leslie and weve got great music from rick ross featuring young thug and wale. [ cheers and applause ] rick ross. The boss. The boss. Steve rick ross. Jimmy my apple sauce. Im a bad rapper. Have you been to eleven madison recently . That restaurant . Questlove ive been there a a few times. Jimmy yeah, i know you know daniel and will. But anyway they just won, i dont know if you saw, number one restaurant in the world. Steve wow. Jimmy so weve known them for a long time. I sent them a congratulatory note last week. So i went to the restaurant two nights ago with my friend chris meledandri. We just went to have dinner there. And they gave us on the menu the greatest hits. So they gave all the things throughout the years that i just mind blowing ive been telling you stories. Questlove the best of. Jimmy yeah. Like the clam bake. They give you like a plateful of sand with clams. Its insane. Like theyre like magicians. Anyway, they came over and said hi to me and my friend chris. So im flipping out. Theyre the nicest guys. Daniel hume is the chef and will guidara are the owners. So anyway, after dinner they go, come in the back. Theres a special thing for you in the back. Youve done that, right . In the kitchen . Questlove yeah. Jimmy he brings me in the kitchen and just everybody top to bottom, the whole staff, everybody is just fantastic. Sous chef, everyones great. So they bring us back and they have this like table set up in the kitchen. Theres like a glass of wine and some fresh pasta right there. I know, please. Even that looks amazing. I didnt even know what was in the dish. [ laughter ] steve i was trying to be cool. Jimmy so what happens is, they go, we have one more thing for you. So they go around the back. I go, what is it . He goes, its based on something you did. I go, what do you mean . She goes, you wrote a note saying congratulations. And i said, number one in new york, number one in the world. Whats next, space . And he goes, yes. Space is next. So please put on these spacesuits. Steve what . Jimmy so they made me put on [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy thats chris meledandri. Thats the guy who made minions and despicable me and stuff. [ laughter ] i did not plan on this. Thats questloves head on the suit. [ laughter ] questlove wait, what . Jimmy no they made these. I swear. This is the craziest thing ever. So theres i go on the elevator and they made it into like a spaceship with like buttons and theyre playing space music. I swear to god. And then i get down. Theres daniel hume right there, theres the chef, and theres will. Theres will right there. And they had dry ice and frozen cocktails for afterdinner drinks. And i was freaking out. Chris was like, this happens every time . I go, no but the hats were made of papiermache and masking tape. And it was so fun. I wanted to show you again the logo. Thats questlove. Can you zoom in there . Thats questloves head there steve thats the nasa logo. [ laughter ] jimmy with the eleven madison park logo. There just the most thoughtful guys. I want to say congrats again to those guys. Daniel, will, everybody at eleven madison. I love you guys thats why youre number one, baby [ cheers and applause ] awesome, geniuses. So much fun. Hey, guys, quick reminder, tomorrow is take your kids to work day. This is where kids get to go to work with their parents and see what they do all day. So in honor of that, i decided to sit down with some kids and find out how much they actually know about their parents jobs. And it was a lot of fun. Take a look at this. Jimmy hey what does what does your dad do for a job . He cleans. Jimmy he cleans . Mmhmm. He helps. He goes on a computer and he writes on paper. Jimmy what does your mom do for a job . She works at a branding company. Jimmy what do you think she does all day . She works, then after she gets a little grumpy. [ laughter ] then she eats dinner and then she goes to bed. [ laughter ] jimmy whats her favorite part of the job and whats her least favorite part of the job, you think . The least favorite part of the job is having to agree with all of the clients. [ laughter ] jimmy you think your mom has fun at her job . No. [ laughter ] shes always like, oh, not again [ laughter ] jimmy is that before she goes into work . No, like whenever she gets a a call, youre like, oh, come on [ laughter ] jimmy whats your name . Zoey. Jimmy zoe. Evie. Jimmy and evie . What does your dad do all day . I dont know. Work on the computer . I have no idea. [ laughter ] jimmy what does your dad wear to work . A suit. Tshirt. A suit. Tshirt. Jimmy whats your name . Jonah. Jimmy jonah, how old are you . Seven. Jimmy what does mommy do for a job . Uh work . Jimmy what does her Office Look Like . It has two chairs a desk and a shelf. Jimmy is there anything on the shelf . Yes. Jimmy what . Two packs of gum. [ laughter ] jimmy what do you want to be when you grow up . I want to be a vet and gymnast. Im just going to be a vet. A gymnast and a vet. Jimmy can you show me a a cartwheel . Do it. Mmhmm. Jimmy let me see. Hey, fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] i want to be a superhero, a a mermaid, a rock star, a a ninja, a zookeeper, and doctor and a mommy. [ applause ] jimmy thats so fun. Im just mostly eating or reading. Jimmy thats what you do . Yes. Jimmy what are you reading right now . Do you like anything . Like, scholastic books. Jimmy yeah, give me a a couple books to read because im looking to do something this summer. Bad kitty. Jimmy bad kitty . Yeah. Jimmy i read that one already. [ laughter ] dogman. Jimmy dogman . By dean pilkey. Jimmy oh, is it a pilkey . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy what do i do for a a living . How do you describe my job . Its kind of comedy. It can be comedy. [ laughter and applause ] i think its comedy. Jimmy can be, yeah. Have you ever heard of me . Not that much. [ laughter ] jimmy do you think im funny . I think a little tiny bit. [ laughter ] jimmy its a pleasure meeting you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you can cut her out. You can cut her out, right . [ applause ] theyre the cutest kids. Thank you so much for those kids and those parents. Take your kid to work day tomorrow. Stick around. Be right back with bad signs, everybody. Come on back. That one right there. For those who create their own path. Always unstoppable. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody it is time for bad signs. Here we go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] aint we lucky we got em bad signs yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, these are real pictures of funny signs that you guys saw in a store or weird signs you saw while driving around. You pulled over, stopped. Steve right, safety. Jimmy put it in park. Then took a photo of it and sent it into us. [ light laughter ] again, these are all 100 real photos from you guys. The first sign was sent to us by Matt Robertson in denver, colorado. He spotted it while out for a a walk. It says, keep gate closed. [ laughter ] thats smart. Steve yeah. Jimmy thats smart. You leave it steve yeah. Jimmy you leave in open. Anyone can get in or out. Steve anybody right in there, yeah. [ laughter ] you never know. Jimmy next one is sent by amy devries in elgin, illinois. She spotted some signs pointing out some local attractions. Nuclear power plant and spider farm. [ laughter and applause ] i wonder if my friend lives by there. Steve oh, really . Whats his name . Jimmy peter parker. [ laughter ] steve peter parker, really . Jimmy i hope hes okay. Steve he lives with his aunt mae . Oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, he lives there. Yeah, exactly. Hes a good dude. [ light laughter ] this next sign was sent in by chris st. James in abilene, texas. Its a for sale sign he spotted in someones yard far wood. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, yeah. Jimmy far wood. Steve you got a bunch of far wood. Jimmy it looks like Blake Sheltons house. [ laughter ] steve yeah. Far wood. Jimmy far wood. [ laughter ] steve just write it on the damn sign jimmy thats so good. [ light laughter ] next sign was sent in by jacob kritino in houston, texas. He spotted it outside a a psychiatrists office. Gerald bush child and adolescent psychiatry and addiction psychiatry. Wine tasting. [ laughter and applause ] steve youve got to build a a customer base. Jimmy yeah, the circle of life. Steve exactly, man. Youve got to create your customers. You have to create opportunity. Jimmy you wont believe what weve got going with that. Steve oh, my god. Its great. [ light laughter ] jimmy the guy had a wine tasting. Yeah, i love it. Steve heres my card. [ light laughter ] jimmy you got a problem, buddy. Steve yeah. Jimmy this next one was sent in by terry medina in portland, oregon. Its a theater marquee. It says, no longer a porn theater. Book your events now. There you go. [ laughter and applause ] bring the kids. Steve bring them on over clean the seats [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] jimmy im sure they did. [ laughter ] its probably a legit business. Steve yeah, exactly. Totally legit. Jimmy yeah, i just hope that you dont get jerked around. Steve yeah, you dont want to, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] no, you dont. Thank you for coming. Jimmy oh, there you go. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy take care, man. [ cheers and applause ] get out of here. Get out of here woo. Thats was a good one, man. Is everything all right . Steve its hard out there. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. [ laughter and applause ] this next [ laughter ] this next sign was sent in by celine perrier in ottawa, canada. She spotted it outside a house. It says, for sale. Then it says down here, it says, free pizza with purchase of the house. [ laughter and applause ] honey, honey i think we got to do this. Steve yeah. Jimmy we got to take this right now its our time we get a free pizza, man. [ light laughter ] the next sign was sent in by Amanda Knight in chanhassen, minnesota. Chanhassen, thats where prince was from, right . Steve yeah. Jimmy she saw it in a a grocery store. Its in the ethnic section. Lets see what they have there. Hot pockets. Steve oh. [ laughter ] oh, i lovea the hot pockets. Its a pepperoni. Its a cacciatore. Jimmy leave it for the man. Steve yeah jimmy and then you burn the roof of your mouth off. Steve who youa gonna givea the hot pocket . [ light laughter ] jimmy were down to our last bad sign. It was sent in by Roger Aronson in green bay, wisconsin. Its for a restaurant thats called the grill. Where we like it smoking hot steve yeah jimmy temporarily closed due to fire. [ laughter and applause ] they went for it. Steve oh, no jimmy they went for it, man. Steve come on, man jimmy thats all the time we have for bad signs. [ cheers and applause ] if you see a funny bad sign, email it to us at badsigns tonightshow. Com. We might put it on the show. Stick around. Well be right back with dr. Phil, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] im not the type to smushy garbages. You know what . Im going for it. You are completely and utterly. Awesome. Im glad you showed up. In my life i think im about to cry. You better not. Every single time i. Get down you always have. My back my back its really hard to describe. Its like. All these tiny little. Things . Yes. Yes. Things are actually. Friendship. No splashing wait, so you got rid of verizon, just like that . Uh huh. I switched to tmobile, kept my phone everything on it oh, they even paid it off wow yeah, its nice that every bad decision doesnt have to be permanent now you can ditch verizon but keep your phone. Well even pay it off when you switch to tmobile. Rumor confirmed. Theyre playing. What . We gotta go. Where . San francisco. When . Friday. We gotta go. [ tires screech ] any airline. Any hotel. Any time. Go where you want, when you want with no blackout dates. [ muffled music coming from club. Blue monday by new order. Cheers. ] [ music and cheers get louder ] the travel rewards credit card from bank of america. Its travel, better connected. This is the storyds credit card from bank of america. Of how q got curly. Quin was crazy about curls. Curly fries. Curly straws. Curly haired dogs. Even those cute curly tails on pigs. But to quins chagrin everything about her was so very straight. Which made the next twist so amazing. Did she expect to find a highend hair curler at a mindbendingly low price . Never. But thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. You never know what youre gonna find, but you know youre gonna love it. Marshalls. Your surprise is waiting. Bite into magnum double caramel. And unleash your wild side. Made with silky vanilla bean ice cream and rich belgian chocolate. Discover magnum. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is in his 15th season as the host of televisions number one daytime talk show. He also cocreated and produces a new hit show called bull, which airs tuesdays at 9 00 p. M. On cbs. Please welcome the one and only dr. Phil. [ cheers and applause ] all right jimmy welcome back. Always great to have you here. Good to see you again. Jimmy nice to see you as well. Your wife didnt come with you this time, right . No, she did not come this time. Jimmy but you celebrated your 40th anniversary . Fourzero. Jimmy wow. Fourty years. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy give her my congratulations. Tell her i said congratulations. I will. Weve been together 44, but weve been married 40. So jimmy whats the whats the secret, any advice for anyone 40 years of marriage . Well, a lot. But [ laughter ] i think it boils down to learning how to interpret things. Like whenever your wife says, what . It isnt that she didnt hear you. Shes giving you a chance to change what you said. [ laughter and applause ] okay . You got to pick up on these cues and you got to pick up on these cues and change your game. You learn. Jimmy look at this. I saw a picture of you guys. Look at this. [ cheers ] thats pretty cool, man. Youre a cool dude. That scares me, motorcycles. Yeah. Jimmy i dont think you should drive a motorcycle. It scares her, too. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, she doesnt like it either . No. Well, she says when i put her on the first time i told her, you got to lean with me when i go right, lean with me when i go left. She didnt she said i didnt tell her she could look left or right, so she put her head right in the back of mine and rode for like 14 miles and never looked left or right. [ laughter ] and so i said, okay, we need to pull over for a minute and take a break because i had claw marks in my stomach. [ laughter ] and she got off and said, you told me i couldnt look left or right. I said, yes, dear. Jimmy yeah, sure. 40 years. What are you going to do . Jimmy i also saw another fun picture of you. This is on uhoh. Jimmy on halloween, the kids your grandkids tell you how to dress. Well, yeah. Jimmy i didnt know thats the rule. No, that is the rule. Jimmy i did not know. Well, this halloween you were a a sock monkey. I thought that was pretty fun. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy thats pretty cute. You got to understand, this is in l. A. Which its like jimmy 100 degrees. 85 degrees when you go out there and you got a sock puppet on your bald head. Jimmy youre a good grandpa. Yeah, youre sweating like a a whore in church the entire time. [ laughter ] and i got a 5yearold who is heavier than a box of rocks. So he walks like three houses, and then you carry him for the next two hours. And he gets home, he doesnt even want the candy. He just wants the ride. Jimmy is being a a grandparent easier than being a parent . Oh, yeah. Jimmy it is, right . Yeah. People say it like its a joke. But you can give em back at the end of the day. [ laughter ] and also, you dont have to live with the consequences of what you did. Because at your house, they can eat ice cream sundaes in bed, and then they go home and say we want an ice cream sundae in bed, and they get, no, and they throw the fit at home when youre not there. Jimmy yeah. Exactly. Who cares . Exactly. So how are your parents as grandparents . Jimmy theyre good, theyre great. Theyre fantastic as grandparents. Do they follow the rules . Jimmy absolutely, yeah. Only like three beers a night. [ laughter ] keep it down to a minimum. Congrats on dr. Phil, number one daytime talk show. This is the 15th season. Yeah, 15 years. How about that . Jimmy good for you, man. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, were havin fun. Jimmy its a good show. I got the best team in television. Thats what its about. Jimmy then you created a a new show called bull on cbs. And this is based on your life. Its based on my life before the dr. Phil show back when i had a real job. And its about trial sciences. And we like to say its based on my life, but not exactly its not autobiographical. Because in first show the person that plays the character that i inspired breaks three laws before the first commercial break. So its not autobiographical. But its about juries. We taught people how to tell the truth effectively jimmy yeah. Is what we did. We talked which juror needs to be in the box and teach witnesses how to tell the truth effectively because theres a a big difference. Jimmy yeah. I saw i wanted to put this to the test. I wanted to test you tonight and see if i can tell you two truths and a lie and see if you can tell which one is the lie. You think you still got it . You think you still got the goods . [ laughter ] this isnt the lie. You feel like youre in my head already. I dont like it. Im just jimmy stop looking at me. Im just gathering data. [ laughter ] jimmy already youre breaking me down. All right, i killed her. All right . Big deal. Lets hear em. Jimmy ready . Two truths and a lie. That simple. Maybe. [ light laughter ] just because you say theres two truths doesnt mean there are, but go ahead. Jimmy already. Yeah, youre right. See but no, you can trust me. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you can ask any question. Number one, i attended the final taping of seinfeld. [ light laughter ] okay . Okay. Jimmy number two, ive never seen the movie titanic. [ light laughter ] okay . Number three, my pickup truck has a working popcorn machine in the back. Now can i ask you a a question . Jimmy sure. Have you lied to anyone within the last eight hours besides me . Jimmy no. [ laughter ] i dont think i did. No, i didnt lie to anybody. Thats two lies. Youve lied to someone within the last eight hours. And i asked you that to see what you do when you lie. Jimmy you think i lied to someone in the past eight hours . I know you did. [ laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . Do you know what the lie was . Are you telling me you havent lied to someone in the last eight hours. Jimmy i dont think i have. Have i . [ laughter ] im freaking out now. I know you did. I just want you to tell me why. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know why. I dont know why. Probably i was just tired this morning maybe. Are you afraid of water . Jimmy am i afraid of water . Are you an echo . Jimmy im not afraid of water. Like swimming . You tell me. [ laughter ] jimmy this is all part of your thing. Yeah, i think waters cool, man. [ laughter and applause ] im just trying to figure out why you havent seen titanic. Jimmy because i didnt want to do what everyone else does, daddio. [ applause ] but you havent seen it, have you . Jimmy i dont want i refuse to watch it. Not only havent seen it, refuse to watch. Yeah. So, thats what you lied about. [ laughter ] jimmy youre right. [ cheers and applause ] how did you do that . How did you do that . I want to know why . How did you know that . I loved titanic. I love that movie. I love when they send them into the boat. I was crying. I love that movie. How the heck did you know that . Wow. Yeah. Jimmy dr. Phil, everybody. This guys amazing. [ cheers and applause ] check out dr. Phil and bull, which is more of this stuff. Well be right back with leslie jones. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hit it now look what you made me do you and me baby it takes two bringing new moves to the Old School Time for the whole world to enjoy the view we can go left they can go right save me a dance for the end of the night when im with you its a party dont care where were going 1, 2, 3 get loose no it takes two to make a thing go right it takes two to make it out of sight. We, the deviceloving people, want more than just unlimited data. We want unlimited entertainment. So we can stream unlimited action. Punch unlimited robots. Watch unlimited romance. If youre into that. But we also want more. Like unlimited hbo. Can i stop dying now . No can do mi amigo. Its unlimited. Besides, youre really good at it james dont settle for any unlimited plan. Get at t unlimited plus. And, now get the amazing iphone 7 on us. You plan to capture every moment. But what you really cant plan for, is when the moment captures you. Experience moe as a member. The marriott portfolo has 30 brands in over 110 countries, so no matter where you go, you are here. You know what i could go for righhmmmw . Some sweet barbeque. over speaker or spicy we got a craving go go go crashing cravings in the crave van. Jacks gonna crash your crave here, try my barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger with your choice of sweet or spicy barbeque sauce topped with bacon and onion rings. Thanks jack. Ha ha piece of cake. Oh, jack you crave it, we serve it. My new sweet or spicy barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger and chicken sandwich. Crave van [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is knocking it out of the park every week as a cast member on saturday night live. And she was just named one of Time Magazines most influential people in the world. Everyone, please welcome the very talented leslie jones. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the roots, they love you. I love you. I love it jimmy come on. I love it. I love it. Jimmy standing ovation. Ooh, baby jimmy you look gorgeous. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. Thank you so much for coming on. You look great. Thank you. Jimmy and [ light laughter ] congratulations thank you, jimmy. Jimmy on Time Magazine. One of the the 100 most influential people in the world. Yeah, i didnt know there was 99 more. [ cheers and applause ] i thought it was just me. Jimmy yeah. There you go there. Oh, nice. I hate this picture. [ laughter ] jimmy you do . You dont like this one . Oh, the hawk is not in. Okay. Its good. But Russell Crowe wrote a poem about me. Jimmy yeah, thats amazing. How well do you know Russell Crowe . Very well, darling. [ laughter ] jimmy really . He wrote poetry about me, though. I mean, he in love with me. He just dont want to admit it. [ light laughter ] jimmy really. How was last night . Last night was the big event. Oh, man, it was so dope. I was just like meeting people that you never thought you would ever meet. Jimmy yeah, its amazing. Like viola davis. Jimmy i love viola davis. Its like completely normal. Like i just you know what im saying . You meet these people and theyre just like theyre just as excited to meet you. And youre like, no, no, you have like an oscar. Like jimmy no, i youre not supposed to be excited about me. Jimmy i have pictures of you with people. Oh jimmy some with katie couric. Katie jimmy shes awesome. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy super funny too. That was funny, too, because she took this picture and they were showing a refugee film. And she was like, i dont think its appropriate to take a a selfie during the refugee film. So we just sat there. And we like, oh, thats messed up. [ light laughter ] okay, lets get this selfie real quick. [ laughter ] jimmy opportune time. Great, like jimmy then have you oh, okay let me tell you, this man, oh, ryan reynolds. I love you. [ cheers and applause ] yo, did you see where this is on the railing . Him and his wife, his cool wife, blake, yo, thats my home girl, yo. [ cheers and applause ] she is the home girl. Like one of the i mean, you have to be cool to let Somebody Just be all on your man like that, you know what im saying . Him they shimmied down the second tier through these little metal things just to meet me. [ audience aws ] yes so cool, right . Jimmy it is. Oh, look at that. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats cool. Hes a good dude. Yeah, colin going to be texting me. Hes going to be texting me. [ laughter ] colin is going to be so mad. Jimmy hes going to be jealous, yeah. And then heres you and ryan and blake. Yes look at the yo, the girl is so cool. And beautiful. Man, they were just so cool. Thats like [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations to you though. They got to be excited to meet you. Yes jimmy youre crushing it. Youre in Time Magazine one of the 100 most influential people. Thats the best. I know. I cant believe it. Jimmy i love it. I believe it. I dont know if you remember saying this, i hosted saturday night live a couple weeks ago and i was talking to you on the set in between something. I said, have you seen the show remember this . Yes. Jimmy i said, have you seen the show Big Little Lies and do you remember what you said to me . Yeah, i was like, oh, yeah, three white women having problems on the beach. Yeah. [ laughter ] i tune in every week for that. [ laughter ] i mean like what real problems you have . Ive got a home girl that got like four babies daddies and seven children. Now thats a big little lie right there. Thats a big little lie. Jimmy that made me laugh. I just love that you said that. We just played a game with dr. Phil called two truths and a lie. Oh jimmy and hes good at finding yeah. Jimmy hes the best. So i thought yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly. Start working it now, because hes already in your head. Whatever, dr. Phil. I need to meet the catch me outside girl before we talk. You know what im saying . You know what im saying . You all trying to fix her with psychology and she need a 2x4. [ laughter ] how bout that . How bout that . Phil her mama needs a 2x4. [ laughter ] exactly. All of them. Jimmy lets hear lets think of a like a truth or a a lie. Okay. Jimmy and have dr. Phil hell judge you on it and see if you were telling the truth or a lie. Oh, okay. I got chased through a a drivethru by a car [ light laughter ] on a date. [ laughter ] phil you got chased through a drivethru by a car on a a date . On a date. Phil what kind of drivethru . It was mcdonalds. Phil mcdonalds. Did you already have your food . No, i ordered the food. Phil what did you order . A sundae with no nuts because he wanted to hit me with his. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sorry to interrupt. Where were we . Phil let me tell you, this girl is telling the truth. Yes. Jimmy are you . [ cheers and applause ] so you got it from that . Hes that amazing youre that amazing. My thanks to leslie jones and dr. Phil. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with a a performance from rick ross featuring young thug and wale. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx a 10speed directshift 5. 0transmission. Ine. A meticulously crafted interior. All of these are feats of engineering. Combining them with nearperfect weight distribution. Is a feat of amazing. Experience the firstever 471horsepower lexus lc 500 or the multistage hybrid lc 500h. Experience amazing. I hate the outside. Well, i hate it wherever you are. Burn. Burn. Is that what the kids are saying now . Im so bored, im dead. You can always compare rates on progressive. Com. Oh, thats nice, dear. But could you compare camping trips . Because this one would win. 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[ cheers and applause ] bounce come on i took my roof off at the red light come on i took my roof off at the red light oh trap trap trap trap trap trap what ya say trap trap trap trap trap trap brown bag legend cause its all cash brown bag legend when its all cash trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap first one on the block woah i need mine off the top over town he got shot muddy died in opalocka couldnt save one lung hit him up pump pump see the look on my face like cash city one state you hate on my sound til i went the first round then i earned the lombardi aint no little boys allowed only touch if she exclusive her favorite rapper lil boosie to tell the truth i didnt ask when it come to chickens im gucci im the wrong one to rob in the jungle im nas in the label im russ in the trap im rick ross double M Goldman Sachs just like omar and khloe you cant dial for the pack i sent you right back loaded i took my roof off at the red light i took my roof off at the red light what you tell them man trap trap trap trap trap trap what you saying man trap trap trap trap trap trap brown bag legend cause its all cash brown bag legend when its all cash trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap [ cheers and applause ] i was tryna bet the whole map vegas stay in the trap talkin bout raiding the trap man im about to go ape in the trap watch your babies in the trap cook a whole base in the trap slave in the trap run base base in the trap im about to get this moving yeah answer the door with the woolie yeah wrist in the water i need me a boat im about to get this cruising yeah stand at the stove til you get woozy woozy lets make a movie movie yeah movie movie movie im richer than tom cruise yeah so many different meds on me they around call the fed on me oh hold on click boom boom boom your head homie you dead draco got a lot of lead on me you dead yeah yeah i took my roof off at the red light i took my roof off at the red light trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap brown bag legend cause its all cash brown bag legend when its all cash trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap i aint nothing like the trap goyard backpack [ cheers and applause ] uber crates til the feds pull up whoo whoo cataracts im the type holla at the wife her body yours but her soul is mine adios do a 120 like a you a girl wraith scrappin my tires jameson til im fried whoa famous here but im humble double m the empire renzel got me all day kyrie he lebron james tired say folarin aint top sportscenter every day i aint nothing like them trap guys whoa i mean i kinda do bag dimes i kinda never do back down most people high via rap lines get a beat leave it baptized mob ties but its black lives black lives boy trap lives gimme five on the black side i took my roof off at the red light hands up hand up hands up i took my roof off at the red light like this like this what what what trap trap trap trap trap trap like this trap trap trap trap trap trap yeah yeah brown bag legend cause its all cash whoa its all cash brown bag legend when its all cash what trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap trap play that music play that music rather you than me in stores now. [ cheers and applause ] go get it [ cheers and applause ] jimmy rick ross young thug. Wale [ cheers and applause ] rather you than me is out now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what you have released is unlike anything weve ever faced. The ultimate evil. [ sinister laugh ] [ dramatic music ] [ screams ] the mummy. Rated pg13. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to dr. Phil mcgraw, leslie jones, rick ross, young thug, wale [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope we see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kyle chandler, from casual actress, michaela watkins, a performance from broadways come from away, featuring the 8g band with matt frazier. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gtlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, i am seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump visited the jewish holy site, the western wall in East Jerusalem today. He also said the wall was the reason israel doesnt have any mexicans. [ laughter ]
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