And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 676, tonga yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, how are you doing . Ah looking good. Looking good, everybody. Looking good out there. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it baby. [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Of course, its a big story out of the white house. The Washington Post is reporting that President Trump revealed classified information to russian officials in the Oval Office Last week. [ audience oohs ] and theres talk that Congress Might investigate him for it. [ audience ohs ] trump says he has nothing to hide and that hell fire whoevers investigating him anyway. So doesnt matter. [ laughter and applause ] dont worry about it. Thats right, trump revealed secret information about isis to the Russian Foreign minister and ambassador. Trump was like, dont worry, i traded the information for three magic beans. [ laughter and applause ] cant get into it i cant get into it. Even his fellow republicans were not happy with the news. They said, were gonna give this guy 500 more chances, but thats it. Then [ laughter and applause ] were gonna give him a stern talking to. Maybe. Thats right, everybodys talking about these white house leaks. Its pretty shocking. But luckily, i think there is a a solution. Watch this. Are you a man in your 70s . Yes. Are you dealing with an embarrassing problem . Yes. [ light laughter ] are you unable to stop yourself from uncontrollable and messy leaks . Yes well, dont worry, because now theres depends for president s, whether its information about russia, the middle east, or even china. [ laughter ] you dont have to fire anyone. Just get depends for president s. Stop your own leaks. Jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] that should help. It it has been an eventful couple of days. So here to help explain it all is our White House Correspondent alan siegel. Alan . [ cheers and applause ] thank you jimmy. Thats right, its been another controversial week for President Trump, like you said. Hes taking a lot of heat from both parties for leaking classified information to the russians, then sending his aids out to talk about it, then contradicting those aids in his own tweets. Plus, his bodyguard also leaked the defense secretarys phone number, and all this happened after he fired fbi director james comey. But luckily, today is friday, which means we can all take our minds off this and enjoy the weekend. [ light laughter ] jimmy sorry, alan, today today isnt friday. Its not . [ light laughter ] jimmy no, its tuesday. Wait, you you mean all that trump stuff happened and its only tuesday . [ light laughter ] jimmy yes. Then what the hell jimmy alan . Seriously, what the hell, man, how is it only tuesday . Jimmy it just is. Oh, come on man, this happens every week. [ light laughter ] i feel like i havent slept since Trump Took Office ten months ago. Jimmy alan, Trump Took Office four months ago. Oh, come on jimmy alan. So, you mean to tell me that everything that happened to trump, has happened in the span of four months . Jimmy yes. Thats messed up man. Jimmy look, its been a a very busy 2017. Its not 2019 . Jimmy no [ laughter ] oh, man gah what is going on . Jimmy i think you need to get some rest. [ applause ] alan siegel, everybody. Alan, figure this out. Come on, man. Jimmy get back to us later. [ cheers and applause ] some more news out of washington. It is rumored that fox news host Kimberly Guilfoyle could replace sean spicer as White House Press secretary. [ audience oohs ] spicers friends were gonna take him out for drinks, but he said, actually, ive been drunk since january. [ cheers and applause ] im good. Eh, im good. I thought this was interesting, a new study found that more than half of american doctors are burnt out, exhausted, and losing their sense of purpose. So, if your doctor seems burnt out, exhausted, and losing their sense of purpose, ask if zoloft might be right for them. [ laughter and applause ] and this is pretty big here. Hackers claim that they have a a copy of the new pirates of the caribbean movie, and they are seeking ransom money from disney. [ light laughter ] disney was like, go ahead, we just release the same exact movie every time and nobodys noticed so far. [ laughter and applause ] so, i mean not that bad. [ applause ] [ cheers ] thats miley cyrus miley, Miley Miley Cyrus is here what . [ cheers ] this is amazing i love that youre here. Im so sorry. [ cheers ] jimmy dont worry please miley cyrus how exciting [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys jimmy how exciting and what what im so sorry to interrupt you, jimmy. But uh jimmy no problem well, i just want to let you and the audience know that tomorrow im going to be popping up on a bunch of different nbc shows here in new york, to promote my brandnew single malibu. Jimmy of course. [ cheers and applause ] because, you know, because what better place to talk about malibu, than in new york city jimmy yeah, thats a good point i didnt even think about that. [ cheers and applause ] anyway, get back to your monologue. Ill see you tomorrow, jimmy jimmy i love you, miley cyrus love you jimmy bye guys [ cheers and applause ] jimmy miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] the best the best the best see you tomorrow. Its what happens here. Thats what happens on the tonight show. Steve yeah, look what happens, man. a plus. Jimmy yeah, how cool is that . Steve you know what happens . Stuff like that. Jimmy miley cyrus. That was so fun. Come on. [ cheers ] we love her. Oh, guys, i i saw this video going viral today. A 2yearold boy was jumping up and down in a bouncy house, you know those ones they have for little kids and stuff like that . But he didnt seem too impressed. I mean, hes jumping up and down, hes doing his job the 2yearold, but youve got to see this kid. Hes pretty cool. Check this out. Watch this. [ laughter ] yeah, i get it. I get it. [ laughter and applause ] yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yeah, i get it. I get it. I go up and down, yeah, yeah, i got it. Pretty cool kid. I mean, i guess when you take his nose, hes like, ah, just give it back to me later. [ laughter ] its like mike pence in a mosh pit. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy meek toons yeah. Check this out. I read that the Cincinnati Airport has therapy horses for stressedout travelers. cause if theres one way to calm people down at the airport [ laughter ] its adding horses to the equation. [ cheers and applause ] a stampede happened today at united. [ light laughter ] speaking of flying, delta announced that it will start using a facial recognition scanner to keep track of passengers bags. In a statement, delta said, that way well know exactly whose bags were losing. There you go everybody its a great show [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its a fun show already tonight. Steve come on. Jimmy weve got a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night Kerry Washington will be here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and were gonna talk scandal. Steve scandal. Jimmy yeah, then later this week, Dwayne Johnson will be here. Hes hosting saturday night live. [ cheers and applause ] steve hes the coolest. Jimmy and also, we have katy perry is gonna be here as well. Steve what . Jimmy thats right. [ cheers and applause ] but first, get ready for tonight. This is the show to be at. This guy is so funny and talented. You know him of course, as Chandler Bing on friends. And now hes [ cheers and applause ] hes the coolest. Hes now written and stars in a a brandnew offbroadway play, the end of longing. Matthew perry is here. [ cheers and applause ] plus, a season two of his adult swim show, neon joe, werewolf hunter. Premieres [ light laughter ] premieres on monday. Heres the real just to see what the real guy looks like. There he is. Steve thats neon joe. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats him, yeah. That is neon joe, werewolf hunter. He looks much cooler in the in the comic book. Steve yeah, yeah. Jimmy that guy this is him really. Thats what he looks like. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy it premieres on monday. Neon joe, werewolf hunter. The hilarious jon glaser is stopping by and i just [ cheers and applause ] hes one of the funniest guys out there. Steve come on. Jimmy i cant get enough of him. I love him. So, we have great music tonight from fall out boy steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mania every time they come on, they always do a great performance, and i love those guys coming on. I appreciate it. Hey guys, it is time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons pros jimmy tonight well be taking a look at the pros and cons of working at the white house. [ light laughter ] its been a lot of talk that President Trump is getting ready for a major shakeup in his staff. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of working at the white house. Here we go. Pro, being one of trumps trusted advisers. Con, constantly being overruled by a magic 8ball. Well, that steve that happens. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy [ unintelligible ] signs point to yes the wall. Signs point to wall. [ light laughter ] pro, getting to eat food prepared by the most experienced chefs. Con, having to feed trump by pretending the spoon is an airplane. Well, thats [ laughter ] jimmy hes a finicky eater. Steve yeah, hes very finicky. Jimmy you dont like him on an empty stomach, no. Steve french fries. Jimmy pro, noticing that trumps coffee mug is engraved with worlds greatest boss. Con, noticing his urinal is engraved with worlds greater leaker. Oh, well thats steve really . [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats interesting. Engraved his own urinal. Steve i was not aware of that. Jimmy pro, getting access to the white house bowling alley. Con, hearing trump saying, thats a strike, every time he rolls. [ laughter and applause ] that wasnt a just tell him it is. Thats another strike. [ light laughter ] steve strike. Wall. Jimmy you what you bowled a 301, didnt you . Steve yeah, did you ever see somebody bowl a bowl a a 300 and lose . [ laughter ] come on, thats for your mom and dad. And grandpa. Jimmy come on, hey. Thats clean thats good comedy. Steve thats clean good comedy. [ laughter ] goodness gravy. These people are hard to please. Jimmy pro, taco tuesdays. Con, what the hell is happening to our country wednesdays . Steve yeah. Jimmy well, thats always nice. [ laughter ] well, theres pizza. Pro, trying the president s favorite food. Con, russian leak soup. Oh, actually we have a a recipe we have a list here for that. Check this out. Yeah. Jimmy there you go. Russian leak soup. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, pro, getting to know your coworkers. Con, until theyre fired the next day. Thats your pros and cons, everybody [ cheers and applause ] we have a new bit on the show were going to try out. Well be right back with tonight show musicality get ready its brand new its huge [ cheers and applause ] [music conversation] music volume rises you guys wanna go . [whistles] get all summer essentials 30, 40, and 50 percent off. Hi, fashion. 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Jimmy welcome to the show, buddy. Yeah thanks. Jimmy nice to see you. Where are you from, man . Boessier city, louisiana. Jimmy yeah, boessier city. I know it well. Ive seen pictures of you with bleach blond hair there. Jimmy yes, i was. It was a dark day. No, no, i went there. We were doing a film. I did karaoke. Yup. You did. My friend just sent me the picture. Jimmy oh cool. Well tell your friend thanks. Yeah. Keep it between us, too. Hey, what is your talent there . Well i like to play music with my washing machine as the drum. Jimmy yeah. How did you realize that this could work . I was in my bedroom washing clothes, and i heard this perfect drum beat coming from my washing machine. I just got my cell phone and sang the first song that came to mind. Jimmy youre going to love this. Its awesome. Redneck. Jimmy i cant wait to see this. Yeah it is. Its pretty redneck there. [ laughter and applause ] all right good. You go over there and get ready. He said it first. He said it first. But wait till you see it. Youll never forget it. And honestly, dont try this at home, but somebody will. [ light laughter ] but dont. Guys, here to perform a song accompanied by his washing machine, please welcome aaron mcavoy, everybody. There he is. [ cheers and applause ] wait wait, get ready for this. One two one two three four the devil went down to georgia he was looking for a soul to steal he was in a bind because he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal when he came across this young man sawing on a fiddlin and playin it hot and the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said, boy let me tell you what johnny resin up your bow and play that fiddle hard cause hell broke loose in georgia and the devil deals the cards if you win you get the shiny fiddle made of gold and if you lose the devil wins your soul drum solo jimmy there you go. [ cheers and applause ] thats the way to do it. Aaron mcavoy great job. That was awesome. Lets meet our next performers. Please welcome twins amira and kayla wells. Come on out guys. [ cheers and applause ] hi, nice to see you. How old are you guys . Were 11 years old. [ audience aws ] jimmy 11 years old. And where are you from . Were from jersey city, new jersey. Jimmy oh my gosh. And which one is amira . And which ones kayla . Whats your name . Im amira. Jimmy yeah. And im kayla. Jimmy oh my gosh. That is the cutest thing ever. [ light laughter ] okay, what is your talent . Were twin sisters and we dj. Jimmy okay, yeah, youre twin sisters and you dj. I got that you were twins. But i didnt know you dj. How did you figure out that you can dj . Well our dad loves music, and he was djing one day and, we wanted to learn, and thats how we got started. Jimmy okay, cool. Right . Thats right . Yeah. Jimmy you agree with that. Okay cool. [ light laughter ] lets see what youve got. Why dont you go over there and get ready to start. And pump up the jams. Ladies and gentlemen, here are djs amira and kayla, spinning eric b. And rakims, i know you got soul. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] [ cheers ] jimmy oh [ cheers ] jimmy air horn. That was so good. Oh, my gosh. And the air horn, too . All right, thank you so much for coming on. Ill see you later. Thank you. Jimmy thank you guys. [ cheers and applause ] thats the cutest thing. Guys, its time to meet our last performer or performers. We saw these guys on instagram a few weeks ago, and theyre very, very interesting. Please welcome marquese, julius and brandon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Welcome, welcome to the tonightshow, you guys. Where are you guys from . From atlanta, georgia. Jimmy atlanta, georgia atlanta [ cheers ] now, you guys are a dance crew called dragon house. And i saw a video of you guys, somebody sent it to me in an email. You were doing something called the chuck e. Cheese challenge. [ light laughter ] would you like to explain what that is . Well basically, its a a challenge where you use the song red bone and you try to mimic the robot that you used to see at chuck e. Cheese as a a kid. Jimmy so red bone by childish gambino, that song. You put that on and you have to imitate those animatronic robots. Yes. Jimmy to that song. This is going to be a viral thing. This is nuts. [ light laughter ] this pretty much answers it all. I think we all want to see it, right, everybody . [ cheers and applause ] take your positions and get ready to do it. Ill give an intro. Ladies and gentlemen, here to perform the chuck e. Cheese challenge, to childish gambinos hit song, red bone, here is dragon house [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] [ cheers ] jimmy woah give it up for dragon house dragon house youre very subtle. Your guys very sublte, yeah. I want to thank all of our musicians. Come on out here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] aaron mcavoy, and his washing machine. Our twin deejays amira and kayla. Oh hey, guys. Amira and kayla wells. And, of course, dragon house, once again [ cheers and applause ] if you have an interesting musical talent and want to perform on our next musicality, we want to see it. Email a video to us at musicality tonightshow. Com we might bring you on the show. Stick around, well be right back with Matthew Perry, everybody [ cheers and applause ] sorry about the holdup, folks. We have some congestion on the runway and im being told itll be another 15, maybe 20 minutes, and we will have you on your way. Runway models on the runway . Surprising. Whats not surprising . How much money evan saved by switching to geico. I would not wear that lace. Hmm, i dont know . Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. Quin was crazy about curls. But it took a twist of fate to find a highend curler at such a head turning price. And thats the beauty of a store full of surprises. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a fourtime Emmy Awardnominated actor, who has written and stars in a new play called the end of longing which begins performances this thursday at the mtc theater right here in new york city. Please welcome Matthew Perry [ cheers and applause ] come on Matthew Perry thank you, sir. Jimmy welcome back to the show, and welcome to new york city. Thank you very much. Thank you. Jimmy you are now living in new york city for this yes, im a new yorker now. An official new yorker. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Yeah. Jimmy how are you enjoying it . Are you having a good time . Its good. Im on the subway. Im getting used to being on the subway. I had a very interesting experience, my first day on the subway. I was a little nervous because i dont know my way around, and i got recognized on the subway for the very first time, and it was very interesting. I got recognized the person recognized me, and then passed out at the same time. [ light laughter ] so this woman was so excited to see me that she passed out. So it looked a Little Something like this. She went like this. She went [ laughter ] jimmy my gosh yeah. Jimmy and shes okay . Yeah, so shes fine. She was fine. Jimmy yeah, wow. But she was so excited to see me jimmy thats a great she was excited for about ten seconds, and then fell asleep for about six months. Jimmy yeah, it happens. It happens. Yeah. Jimmy you know, were very excited to see you. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy have you been to the garden at all, or yankee stadium, or anything . Yeah, i went to this isnt going to be a a popular thing to say in new york, but my Favorite Hockey Team is the l. A. Kings, because i lived in los angeles for thirty years. Jimmy of course. But i yeah, i know. I know. I know. I know. But i grew up in ottawa canada, and the Ottawa Senators are making a nice playoff run right now, and they were playing against the i know. I know. I know. Jimmy yeah, you called it. You called it. They were playing against the new york rangers, and i went to a ranger game and i was in a sea of ranger fans, of course. Jimmy of course. Which are theyre wonderful people. Jimmy yeah. And i was there surrounded by 20,000 ranger fans. So if youre pulling for the Ottawa Senators jimmy just dont do it. Surrounded by 20,000 ranger fans, this is the way you have to root for the Ottawa Senators. Jimmy yeah. Very subtle. So you have to go like this. If the Ottawa Senators score a a goal, you have to go like this. [ laughter ] jimmy no one can see you doing that. What are you talking about . You have to go exactly like just like that. Jimmy but then but its satisfaction cause you know you did something. Thats right. Thats right. Because you have to youre very excited if your team scores. Thats the amount that you can move your body. Jimmy you standing up alone would annoy me as a ranger fan. Oh, no. I stood up just for you guys. You dont actually [ light laughter ] jimmy you would do this sitting down. Oh yeah. You dont actually stand up. Youd get beaten up. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, exactly, ranger fans are tough. No, no, no. Jimmy youre sitting down and they score and you go yeah. [ laughter ] thats all you can do, my friend. Jimmy thats all you can actually do. Im going to take that. Yeah, yeah, thats good. Jimmy i like that a lot. Now can i do one thing . Jimmy sure, of course. Can i just do one thing . I promised my agent that i would come out tonight and look like a playwright. Jimmy yeah. Okay, thanks. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. That is fantastic how you did that. Thank you very much. Jimmy but you actually are a playwright. You wrote this play. Yeah, yeah i practiced that at home for like three hours. [ light laughter ] jimmy i love that. I know exactly what you mean. But this is a did you see this playbook cover and just kind of get excited . I mean thats this is a yeah, i dont know why they cut my face in half. That looks really painful. Jimmy no thats great cause if you see it twice, you can put it together and make one Matthew Perry face. [ laughter ] believe me, ive spent hours doing that. Jimmy tell me about this. The end of longing, you wrote a play. Yeah, i wrote a play. Ive been jimmy did you know how to do that stuff . I guess i do. Jimmy yeah. I guess i do. Yeah, ive written for television for the last ten years, but this was the first thing that i ever wrote by myself. So, ive been too scared to write anything on my own. Jimmy sure. So, i just decided im going to try it and i wrote something on my own. A series of monologues came out. That was the first thing, thats a very theater kind of device, and i realized i was writing a play, and i sent it out to this great theater director named Lindsay Posner who id worked with in the past in london. Hes a british theater director, and he said, can i direct this and i knew i had a a play, and we did it in london, and jimmy oh i remember you did this, yeah. People enjoyed it. It did really well. Now were doing it at the mtc theater here in new york. Jimmy but this is a a different beast than television, a play, theatre. Yeah, its really different than theater than television. And its really ive been spoiled by doing television. Because in television, people do things for you all the time. So in television, like if you want a diet coke, somebody gets it for you. Jimmy wow. In theater, i wanted were in tech rehearsals right now, and its very crazy down there, and its very crazy, and i wanted a diet coke today, and i said i want a diet coke, and they were like, get it yourself. [ laughter ] jimmy its right over there. The soda machines over there. And today, i was like, i need to change pants. Isnt there 15 people that are going to help me do that . [ light laughter ] jimmy oh my Gosh Television has ruined you. Yeah. I dont know how to change my pants. Do you know how to do that . [ light laughter ] jimmy i have no idea. I havent changed my pants in 5 years. Yeah, but its great, its very, very youre not wearing are you wearing pants . Jimmy i dont know. Right at this point, no. I take them off. [ light laughter ] thats why he has a desk. Jimmy i wore them for the monologue. I would never wear them now. Oh yeah. Jimmy the rest of the week its only tuesday. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Tell everyone what the play is about, though. Well, the play is about these four very broken characters, these four very broken people, and through falling in love, they become less broken. And its really about, i believe that people can change in this world, and theres a a very common notion that people cant change. I see people changing every day, and its about the fact that people do change, and thats what this is. The log line for it is, broken people can change. Thats what its about. Its a very its funny, and its a very dark comedy with very serious undertones, and thats what its about. Jimmy hows the have you noticed the crowds, different than london . Well, in london, people were laughing, and they were crying, and it was very exciting. In london one time, theres a a speech at the very end of the play, where i have to cry, and its a very serious time. And im like very im crying, and im acting my little heart out, and at one point a phone rang. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] somebodys phone rang. And i just went, ill wait til you get that. Jimmy i mean, what do you do there . Yeah, theres nothing you really can do. And at one point i was kissing the leading lady in london, and the kiss was going on i guess a a little bit longer than this person wanted, and he went, steady, man, steady. [ light laughter ] jimmy wow. I just said, just give me one more minute. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Im just working this out, yeah. Do you ever like forget your lines or what like yeah, at one point in london, hopefully that wont happen here. Because the actors scariest nightmare to forget lines. And at one point in london somebody forgot their lines. We were silent on stage for 15 seconds. 15 seconds which seemed like 15 minutes because jimmy yeah. And i didnt know what to say. The actress didnt know what to say. And the way i chose to deal with the situation, is i just turned out to the audience, just went, what the hells happening . 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a multiple emmy nominee who performs and writes on shows like girls and inside amy schumer. Monday at midnight, the Second Season, of his hilarious show, neon joe, werewolf hunter premieres on adult swim. Please say hello to jon glaser, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jon. Jon glaser, everybody. Jon, thank you so much for coming on the show. That is a beautiful suit right there. [ light laughter ] that has to be custommade right there. That is yeah, this is one of the many glorious neon outfits that you will see in this season of neon joe, werewolf hunter. Jimmy so, if anything, watch for the fashion. Oh yeah, theres a lot of good looks. Its a lot of stunning its all neon. Different fabrics dye differently, and it just looks beautiful. And also, if i may, weve got this gorgeous hat, these amazing boots. [ cheers ] and, you might want to come in tight for this sweet belt buckle right there. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, do you think that being a werewolf hunter, you wouldnt wear a werewolf. Well, he respects the animal. Jimmy yeah. You have to respect your prey, otherwise youll be destroyed. [ light laughter ] jimmy what is the whats the phrase. Theres a great catch phrase heyump. Jimmy yeah. How would you spell that. Heres how i spell that. Heyump is just a noise that neon joe makes. I spell it he hyphen yump. Heyump. And its basically just his kind of go to thing. Jimmy heyump. Yep. Ought to, bought a, got a a heyump. [ light laughter ] jimmy now, what does what does it actually does it have a definition . It doesnt mean anything, really. Its just kind of like its this unintelligible grunt, which was how what one of the writers Vernon Chatman coined it. And it just you know, hes sort of vaguely southern cajun, were not really sure. He just got a little bit of talk like this, get a, got a a heyump. [ laughter ] so he just kind of wonders. Jimmy i get a, got a a heyump. Get a, got a, gooda, get a a heyump. He does speak. He doesnt speak gibberish. He does talk. No, he says it. I heard that you can throw a heyump into songs and stuff. Yeah, we did this thing, when we were shooting, like between takes, wed always, me and all the actors, and the crew, we would always, thered be moments of, trying to just think about whatever song you could work heyump into the lyrics. And it was always enjoyable. It always sounded somewhat like the lyric. For example, one of the best ones was that old song, da dip. And it became, you know i put my hand upon your heyump when you heyump i heyump we heyump you put my hand up on my hehump when you heyump i heyump we heyump [ light laughter ] so you know, it was like [ cheers and applause ] jimmy should we explain the origin story . Yes, the origin of the show is, i came on your show years ago when you were at 12 30. Jimmy thats right. To promote the Series Finale of this other show that i made called delocated also on adult swim. And just to amuse myself, i thought it would be fun to just pair these two articles of clothing that i have, that i used for live comedy bits, so again, arbitrarily paired together. It was a neon hoodie, and these coors light sweatpants. Jimmy these sweatpants now ive never seen sweatpants like these things. They were just the dumbest. They just said coors light all over them. Jimmy like, yeah, 800 coors light little logos and then a a neon sweatshirt. A neon hoodie, and a neon hat, and so i just said im really sad delocated is done, but im excited for my new project, its called neon joe, werewolf hunter. All we have is the costume, but were excited to figure out the rest. [ light laughter ] jimmy really, its a true story. This is yeah, you can look it up and see it. Its not jimmy yeah. But anyway, so i thought at the time adult swim would watch this and think, we know thats a joke, but it sounds like a a show wed make. And thats exactly what happened. [ light laughter ] they called my bluff and said, yeah, that sounds funny, neon joe, werewolf hunter, why dont you if you want to write a pilot. And i was like, all right. I literally had nothing. Cause there was nothing. And so we came up with the script. We got to shoot a pilot, and now here we are at a Second Season. [ cheers and applause ] its really, i have to say, one of my favorite things about the show that it just came from this jimmy but i just i love it because im glad my books are so cool. Jimmy youve got to this is insane. Jon, look at this. Yeah. Jimmy this is beautiful. Its legit. Dc did the comic. The covers are stunning. The interiors are really good. I mean, to have something so beautifully done for such stupidity, is really kind of cool. [ light laughter ] jimmy its my favorite thing ever. What is going to happen in werewolf hunters Second Season . The Second Season jimmy what do you call it . I know people have slang for there like if you work on neon joe, werewolf hunter for years. What do you call it . Do you call it hunter . Do you call it i dont follow the question. [ light laughter ] jimmy like, do you call it neon . Yeah, were shooting our third season of neon. Oh, i see what youre saying. Wed probably just call it, yeah, third season of joe. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy had i known the answer, i wouldnt have asked the question. [ laughter ] but you make those mistakes, what are you going to do man . Listen, not every story is meant to be told. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what they say, yeah, absolutely. But yeah, so were doing the Second Season. Jimmy yeah. Neon joe is in a whole new town. If you have not seen the first season, im about to say a a spoiler so close your ears or turn your tv off. He has fulfilled his lifes goal of killing his dad, who is also a werewolf. And that was his lifes mission, so now with nothing to do, hes going to figure out whats next. [ light laughter ] we allude to, in the first season that hes going to open this tropical theme bar called oahu joes. Jimmy yeah, thats right, yeah. [ light laughter ] so, joe is in this bar with cleve, and then, a lot of elements from his past, flashbacks, people show up. And it opens up the world of werewolf hunting again. Jimmy can we expect a a couple of heyumps . Oh yeah, theres a lot of heyumps. Jimmy alright good. We have a clip. Heres jon glaser in neon joe, werewolf hunter. Season two, premieres monday on adult swim. Check this out. I just had my hundredth kill. I suppose you didnt see the tweet tonight. Taye diggs retweeted me. [ laughter ] thats why were here, joe. Were here to celebrate my hundredth kill. Yeah, ill tell you something jeff, you like an olympic sprinter. I mean yeah, sure, you fast. But the only reason you got any gold is due to the retirement of the real fastest guy. Usain heyump ooh, hey plaid jeff do you need some ointment . Because you just got bbbburned. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gosh. He really totally got burned pretty good. Out thanks to jon glaser, season two of neon joe, werewolf hunter, premieres monday on adult swim. [ cheers and applause ] fall out boy performs after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] introducing applebees big bold grill combos. With two sizzling hotoffthegrill favorites, like our generous halfrack of barbecue ribs and savory grilled chicken. Our tender juicy steak and perfectly seared lemon butter shrimp or cooked to perfection halfrack of ribs and delectable sirloin. Applebees new grill combos. Enjoy your two grilled favorites with two sides, like our hot and crispy unlimited fries, all on one plate from just 12. 99. Only at applebees. Bill assumed his mayo was the best choice. Assume nothing. 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Give it up for fall out boy [ cheers and applause ] weve gone way too fast for way too long and we were never supposed to make it half this far and i lived so much life lived so much life i think that god is gonna have to kill me twice kill me twice like my name was nikki sixx i woke up in my shoes again but somewhere you exist singing oops i did it again i forgot what i was losing my mind about i only wrote this down to make you press rewind and send a message i was young and a menace young and a menace woke up on the wrong side of reality and theres a madness thats just coursing right through me and as far as the time far as the time not sure im there yet but im searching out the ride yeah oops i did it again i forgot what i was losing my mind about i only wrote this down to make you press rewind and send a message i was young and a menace young and a menace menace young and a menace young and a menace flying off the deep end im just here to become the best yet im just here for the psych assessment im just here for the for the for young and a menace young and a menace weve gone way too fast for way too long jimmy every time [ cheers and applause ] every time every time thank you very much fall out boy fall out boy young and menace is available now well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Matthew Perry, everybody jon glaser miley cyrus fall out boy once again [ cheers and applause ] young and menace. And the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everyone [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight jennifer hudson, from nbcs great news, actor and comedian horatio sanz, showrunner of veep, david mandel, featuring the 8g band with mark guiliana. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. According to the new york times, President Trump asked former fbi director james comey to shut down the investigation into former National Security adviser michael flynn. And that comes on the heels of reveon
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