And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove cinco, cinco, cinco tariq de mayo. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Heres what people are talking about. Guys, tomorrow is the Kentucky Derby. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] an get this, i saw that one of the horses is named practical joke. [ light laughter ] his owner said he was named after the republican healthcare plan. [ cheers and applause ] thats right, theres a horse named practical joke. Apparently he got his name because he actually loves to play practical jokes. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, the night before a race he puts the other horses hooves in a glass of warm water. [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy hes a jokester. Steve hes a prankster. Jimmy he goes to carnivals, rides the carousels while remaining completely still. [ light laughter ] hes like a jokester. Steve hes a prankster. Jimmy he puts an uber sticker on his back then trots up to people waiting for rides outside bars. [ light laughter ] steve really . Jimmy just as a goof. Steve hes a goofy guy. Jimmy yeah, i mean, whenever he sees his jockey, he says, hey, why the short face . [ light laughter ] hes a practical joker. Steve like more of a joker. Jimmy he likes to walk into arbys and say, hey, have you seen my grandpa . Steve oh my god [ audience oohs ] jimmy hes a practical steve thats his joke. Jimmy yeah, thats his joke. Steve not our joke. Jimmy i would never say anything like that. Steve yeah, i wouldnt say jimmy hey, i want to wish everyone here a happy Cinco De Mayo steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats right, Cinco De Mayo. We love Cinco De Mayo. And to celebrate heres a look at some of our politicians trying to speak spanish. Check it out. Buenos tardes a todos. And feliz casi Cinco De Mayo. Yo estere contigo. Thats a promise. El hombre del peluquin. Jimmy beyonce del guacamole. [ light laughter ] talking about. Del toro everybodys celebrating Cinco De Mayo. And, you know, im feeling in the cinco spirit, but i kind of want to kick it up a notch. You know what im saying . [ cheers and applause ] turn it up a little bit. I wish there was a way to do that. Oh, my oh, my goodness, Hashtag Hashtag the panda. Hey hashtag, how are you . Whats that . You have a Cinco De Mayo dance you want to do . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. Hashtag the panda, everybody. [ cheers ] jimmy all right, guys. All right, perfect. Thats very good. All right, good. Dont make him do it. [ cheers and applause ] dont make him do it dont oh, my gosh. Hashtag, just leave. Leave or the roots will keep doing this. Are you okay, hashtag . [ cheers and applause ] thank you, hashtag. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, there you go. If you want to be a writer if you want to be a writer on the tonight show. Theres a position available. [ light laughter ] lets get to some news here. I saw that this week the obamas unveiled the plans for their new library, the obama president ial center. Its located right across the street from the joe biden gokart and mini golf adventure. [ laughter and applause ] that sounds fun. I cant wait to go. This summer, im doing it. On sunday france will hold its final vote for president but the conservative candidate Marine Le Pen has been accused of plagiarizing phrases from a a rivals speech at a rally. I listened to both speeches, and they sounded exactly the same. [ light laughter ] probably because i dont speak french, but still. [ laughter and applause ] guys, a little Celebrity News here. I guess people are saying that an oil painting of ed sheeran in Londons National Portrait Gallery looks like Vincent Van Goghs selfportrait. Take a look at this. See that . [ laughter ] interesting, right . Steve wow. Jimmy well, it turns out there are a lot of famous pieces of art that resemble other people. Let me show you what i mean. For example, picassos boy leading a horse kind of looks like vladimir putin. [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah, wow. Jimmy next Vincent Van Gogh painting kind of looks like rihanna at the met gala. [ laughter and applause ] next up a statue of david, sort of looks like anthony weiner. Thats interesting. Steve hey. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy and heres the last one, dogs playing poker looks like a Cabinet Meeting at the trump administration. There you go. [ laughter and applause ] similar, similar. Finally, guys, this is pretty amazing. A man in pakistan set a new world record by smashing 35 coconuts with his head. When asked how he did it, he said, did what . [ light laughter ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy everybody come back again next week. Weve got a bunch of fun people coming. Kevin bacon, aziz ansari, [ cheers and applause ] tina fey, michelle pfeiffer, and derek jeter will all be here next week. Steve whoa. Jimmy plus big performances from Chris Stapleton and blondie. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its going to be great. But first, weve got a a fantastic show tonight. Hes such a great actor. From the hit showtime series billions, Paul Giamatti is here. Steve whoa. [ cheers and applause ] love that man. Jimmy hes a good man. Not now, not here yet. Im just saying hes on the show tonight. He got a standing ovation. Steve not coming on, yeah. Save it for when he really comes out. Jimmy save it for when he really comes out. Steve yeah. Jimmy hes gonna really love that. Wow, they love Paul Giamatti. Steve they put too much jimmy i will say, hes got a cool new mustache, too. Steve does he really . New stashio . Jimmy usually he does like, nowadays, its kind of like a a goatee. Steve goatee, yeah. Jimmy now hes gone just full stache. It looks sharp. Steve hes staching it up . Jimmy yeah. Plus shes the biggest supermodel in the world. Gosh, i love her so much. Gisele bundchen is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] friend of the show. Shes just a good egg. I like her. Later in the show gisele and i are going to compete to win adorable puppies in a game we call pup quiz. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] and we have standup comedy. If you like standup comedy, this guys really good. I saw him at the stand here in new york city. Hes very good. The very funny pete lee will be here tonight. Hes good. [ cheers and applause ] now, guys, the Kentucky Derby is tomorrow. Now, usually theres a horse thats a clear favorite. But not this year. Its nearly impossible to predict the winner. Well, you guys are in luck because when it comes to predicting things, we have a a secret weapon, and its puppies. Thats right, ladies and gentlemen. Its time for the puppy predictors 2017 Kentucky Derby edition. [ cheers and applause ] puppy predictors puppy predictors jimmy welcome to puppy predictors 2017 Kentucky Derby edition. Now, heres how it works. We have 15 puppies each representing one of the top 15 horses competing in tomorrows big race, and one giant trough of kibble. Whichever puppy crosses the fine line and reaches the trough first will be crowned the Kentucky Derby winner. Now, lets meet the puppies. [ cheers and applause ] lined up at the starting gate we have classic empire, always dreaming, mccracken, irish war cry, hence, gunnevera, gormley, lookin at lee, thunder snow, irap, j boys echo, tapwrit, practical joke, patch, and finally we have gary frick jr. Representing the long shot untrapped. Hi, gary, how are you doing, buddy . You excited about this . You ready to go . Yeah, you want to get ready for the race . Hi, guys. No cheating, no cheating, get down. No cheating. Oh, theyre really cute. All right guys, get down, no. You cant go in his lane. Stay. Stay in your lane, girl. [ light laughter ] guys, i want a clean race. I dont want to see any wandering, peeing or butt sniffing, okay . Roots, whenever youre ready. Okay, release the puppies [ cheers ] number three number three with the win number three, mccracken is the winner. [ cheers and applause ] do we have an instant replay . Do we have an instant replay . Can we see it . Right there, three, right there. Steve wow. Jimmy you did it. Mccracken, you won. You won, youre the winner. [ cheers and applause ] mccracken will be crowned the 2017 Kentucky Derby champion. Enjoy tomorrows race. Well be right back with thank you notes, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you could spend the next few days weeding through w2s, pay stubs and Bank Statements to refinance your home. Or you could push that button. [dong] [rocket launching] skip the bank, skip the paperwork, and go completely online. Securely share your financial info and confidently get an accurate mortgage solution in minutes. 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Jimmy and i was wondering if you guys wouldnt mind, can i write out my weekly thank you notes right now, please . [ cheers ] you guys are the best. Thank you so much. Ill make this fast, i promise. Hey james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . Man steve he has had it. Jimmy someone woke up on the right side of the bed this morning. Steve yeah. Jimmy good lord. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, taco bells new naked chicken chips for letting me know what it would look like if donald trump morphed into a snack. [ laughter and applause ] ill try it. Thank you, licking salt off my hand before taking a tequila shot for making me feel like a a cat with a drinking problem. [ laughter and applause ] steve meow. Jimmy meow. [ light laughter ] thank you, james comey, for testifying before a Senate Committee this week and for looking like every dad about to say, im not mad, im just disappointed. [ cheers and applause ] im not mad. Me and your mom are just disappointed. [ light laughter ] thank you, mint juleps for letting me know what it would taste like if jim beam made a a toothpaste. [ laughter ] steve nice. Hey. Jimmy thank you, Ryan Seacrest for being kelly ripas new cohost. Good luck trying to fill that gap. [ laughter ] steve whoa, hey jimmy hey what . What . Good luck, im saying. Its a big gap to fill. Steve a lot of highlights on that show. Jimmy thank you, margarita glasses for looking like martini glasses wearing spanx. [ laughter ] steve little muffin top, man. Thats all. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, mops for looking like brooms the morning after Cinco De Mayo. [ laughter ] there you go, everybody. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with Paul Giamatti. [ cheers and applause ] t. J. Maxx asks, shes pretty and nice like me. She is special. He knows me better than my husband somedays. My mom likes pink. Mommy loves roses. Its a surprise. You picked this out by yourself . Its a purse. I know you love purses. 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Jimmy we are happy youre here because we have you, we have puppies. We have that was amazing and exciting. Jimmy gambling, gambling puppies. Do you Pay Attention to the Kentucky Derby at all . I do. Yeah, i dont gamble. Horse racings the only kind of gambling that im interested in. Jimmy oh really . Yeah because i cant understand any of the other stuff. Its like the horses are like, good. All right. Thats a pretty horse, thats a a nice horse, that will win or it wont. Its easy for me. The other kind of gambling i cant handle. Jimmy what do you mean, like blackjack and that stuff . Yeah, i cant handle blackjack and craps. And i cant remember the rules. I cant remember the rules of poker. People im always like the royal f the what . The flush . The full house . Its complicated. Jimmy i had some mint juleps made up. Have you ever had one of these . No, ive never had one. Seriously . Jimmy minty and boosie and you got to be kidding me. Jimmy here, cheers to a a great Kentucky Derby. Thanks a lot, man. Jimmy cheers. [ cheers and applause ] somebody went a little bit heavy with the hand on that one. Somebody went ooh what is that . Jimmy thats my secret ingredient. That a little scope . Jimmy extra minty. Extra minty. [ laughter ] thats what it is. Jimmy its scope and booze, thats all it is. Yeah. Perfect. Jimmy things are go really well for me, yeah. Bartender you got any scope and booze, please, thank you. Actually that packs a jimmy its really just straightup booze what the hell else is in there . Jimmy so this is these are the horses running in the race. Oh, jesus. I cant see anything. I warn you, i dont know [ bleep ] about any of this. I really dont. [ talking over each other ] jimmy cant say sh on my show. Im sorry. Im sorry about that. I dont know dick about any of this. [ laughter ] jimmy you cant say that. You cant say that i cant say that . Im going to keep going. Jimmy no all right, so wait, how do you normally do this . By the cool names. I go by the cool names. Jimmy mccracken is who our puppy says is going to win . Mccracken . Jimmy yeah. Theres one called mccracken . Jimmy yeah. What is with horse names . I dont get it. Its all just like bra strap and stuff like that. [ light laughter ] jimmy theres not one called bra strap. No but i mean thats what theyre like. Jimmy i know, theyre weird names. But you could call it bra strap. Battle of middway, see im like, yeah, that sounds cool. But hes 301. Jimmy wheres battle of middway . Too confusing. Too much back story for me. Yeah, ill tell you what ive heard. Jimmy okay. The inside track i got at the otb i hang out at. Jimmy thats not true. Theyre closed. Theyre out of business. Are they out of business . Jimmy yeah i think so. Didnt even know that. I told you. Jimmy i dont even know how i would gamble i told ya, i dont know [ bleep ] about this. [ light laughter ] so theres one called like thunder snow. Jimmy yes, thunder snow. This is the one that i hear is the dark horse. Hes 201. Hes a horse from dubai, a a horse from dubai has never won. But if it rains this horse runs really good in the rain. Thats what ive heard. [ talking over each other ] jimmy dude, youre really handicapping this race. Im telling you right now. Jimmy thats the number two horse is thunder snow and mccracken is 15. Mccracken. Jimmy thats the exact right there. Yeah, so, and irish war cry i guess thats the one everybody thinks is going to win. Jimmy really . Thats it, guys, thats all i got. [ light laughter ] jimmy 21517. Im out, im spent. Jimmy thats it, we got that. Thats all i know. Jimmy thank you for doing that. A cool name or a pretty horse with the guy guys got some flashy pajamas on. Jimmy like the trainer with the white hair. Yeah. Jimmy bob baffert, is that his name . Is he a big famous trainer . Jimmy yeah, but hes not here this year. Hes not racing any of them . Jimmy i didnt see his name on it. Well they say its kind a a boring lineup. Jimmy really . Yeah theres not a big jimmy i like practical joker. Thats cool. Whats he gonna do . Practical joke is the name of it. Thats not a great name for your horse, right . Jimmy i invented i its like theres no [ bleep ] way youre going to win. [ laughter ] so sorry. Does that happen every time i say that . Jimmy no. [ laughter ] no really . Can i try it again . Jimmy dont encourage him. Just say it. I dont know whats wrong but its the mint julep talking. Thats what it is. Its all that scope. I shouldnt have had all that scope this morning. Jimmy lets talk about billions. Okay. Jimmy the Season Finale this sunday. Thats right. Jimmy this mustache is not for billions right . No, this is just for kicks. This is my derby day mustache. [ laughter ] jimmy everybody got to grow a derby day mustache. Everybody should. No i just did a movie where i had the mustache and then i, when it was done i thought, im gonna keep this. I kind you think i pull it off . Do people think [ cheers ] jimmy i really do. I like it. I kind a like it. My son says i look like a a corrupt cop. [ laughter ] now actually now i look at myself, i really do. Jimmy no, you dont. You look great. You look great. Thanks. Jimmy maybe if anyone is going to the Kentucky Derby, if you buy a fake mustache and wear it, its good luck. Its derby day mustache. Derby day mustache. Jimmy the ladies have the hats and all the dudes, they dont have things to do. Any mustache. Tradition. Jimmy its a new tradition. We just invented it. Jimmy the giamatti. Derby day mustache. Holy [ bleep ] i mean. Jimmy holy moly, holy moly. Holy moly. Jimmy holy moly. So sorry man. Jimmy i want to show i shouldnt drink on television. Its clearly. Jimmy i know, this is real stuff. This is good. I know, its crazy. Have another sip of that. Here we go. [ cheers ] jimmy heres Paul Giamatti in sundays Season Finale of billions on showtime. Take a look at this. You know the reason people we go to therapy together is that having an impartial witness counselor. I know. And i also know that life without you is a misery. And all the wincing and the whining that we both at least i do in therapy seems to be having the opposite effect for me. I see. I will be coming home tonight after work, and once all is out in the open, i sincerely hope that you will come home, too. I guess i have to accept that you may not. But i will be there waiting. Jimmy good. [ cheers and applause ] good tricky season. Paul giamatti, everybody. Watch the Season Finale of billions this sunday at 10 00 p. M. On showtime. Im playing pup quiz with Gisele Bundchen after the break. Stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] bill assumed his mayo was the best choice. Assume nothing. Just like the leading brand, kraft real mayo is made with high Quality Ingredients at a price you can feel good about no wonder kraft is so good. 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[ cheers and applause ] steve playing tonight we have the host of the tonight show, jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] and one of the biggest supermodels in the world, Gisele Bundchen. [ cheers and applause ] and this is the first puppy up for grabs. Oh, look at you steve gary frick jr. Heres how the game works. Whats his name . Steve gary frick jr. Hes the son of gary frick. Look at that face. Jimmy hes cute, all right. Steve oh, i am, arent i . [ light laughter ] heres how the game works. Ill be asking both of you animal trivia questions, if you answer correctly youll receive a golden retriever puppy. [ light laughter ] if you answer incorrectly your opponent receives a puppy. Gisele you are up first. Okay. Steve what, the first question is what is the National Animal of brazil . Jimmy what, this is unfair. Steve is it a wait a minute. Calm down, calm down. Jimmy you are brazil. He hasnt even asked the question. Steve she doesnt know the question yet. I dont know. Theres lot of brazil is big, big country. Steve is it a jaguar, b, a toucan or c a sloth. Thats making me nervous. [ light laughter ] jaguar . Steve yes jaguar [ cheers and applause ] you win gary frick jr. How would you possibly know that . [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, what a great big team there. Hes snuggling on into you. How cute, come on. Steve next question is for you, jimmy. Jimmy it better be a yeah. Steve which one of the following is not a sea creature. Is it a, the disco clam, b, the shimmying clownfish or c the musical furry lobster. [ light laughter ] which one of these is not a a real sea creature . Jimmy disco clam, shimmying no one would say shimmying clownfish, right . Steve i dont know. Jimmy musical furry lobster . Steve mmhmm. Jimmy i feel like that that might be a thing. Shimmying clownfish sounds ridiculous to me. Im going to say shimmying clownfish. Steve that is correct [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gets the next puppy. The adorable mary kennedy. Jimmy hi, hi, oh hi. Steve so good. I want to take these puppies home. [ barking ] steve you know what that sound means . Jimmy no. Steve its time for double pupardy. [ laughter and applause ] double pupardy steve the questions are now worth two puppies. The next question is for you, gisele. First double puppy question. All right. Steve the worlds most expensive cheese. Cheese . Steve yes. Okay. Steve comes from what kind of animal. A, reindeer, b, donkey or c hippopotamus. Jimmy what is going on . Wait a minute. Jimmy this is insane. Steve reindeer, donkey or hippopotamus . Cheese . Jimmy donkey cheese . What are you talking about . [ light laughter ] reindeer . Jimmy yeah. I dont know. Steve is that your answer, reindeer . Oh my god okay guys, what do you think . [ crowd yelling ] jimmy you cant ask the audience. What do you think . Audience reindeer okay, reindeer. Im going with that. Steve and reindeer is wrong. [ buzzer ] [ audience aws ] its donkey. That means jimmy gets Peter Winston and lisa armstrong. [ dog barking ] [ talking over each other ] we have more, we have more. Jimmy watch out, watch out. Steve okay, its three puppies to one. Jimmy have some respect for but look how happy my puppy is. He likes it. Jimmy hes having the best time. [ audience aws ] steve next question goes to jimmy. Jimmy okay. Steve what animal has the most taste buds in its mouth with over 100,000 . Is it a, anteater, b giraffe or c catfish . Jimmy i would say anteater. Steve anteater. And that is wrong. [ buzzer ] the correct answer catfish. That means gisele wins roger blaine and ted moonie. [ dog barking ] [ cheers and applause ] oh my goodness. [ dog barking ] steve oh my gosh, you know what that sound means . Jimmy its time for double pupardy . [ light laughter ] steve no, final pupardy. Jimmy oh, okay. Steve then for all your if you lose this question your opponent gets all your puppies. Yay. Steve so pick up the ipad right next to you. Okay, one second. Steve got it . Here you go. All right. Steve now, this is a a numerical answer. Numerical answer. Steve the answer is in the form of a number. Youll write down your answers, whoever is closest to the correct answer is the pup quiz champ. Ready for the question . Jimmy yeah. The wealthiest animal in the world is a German Shepherd named gunther iv who inherited a fortune from his owner Countess Karlotta liebenstein. [ light laughter ] what is gunthers net worth in u. S. Dollars . [ light laughter ] gunthers net worth in u. S. Dollars. Jimmy how long is this question . Steve you have ten seconds starting now. Jimmy both of these animals Steve Gunther iv. Wait a minute, what is the net worth of the dog . Jimmy the net worth of the dog. Steve net worth of the dog, left a lot of money by Countess Karlotta liebenstein. What i just have to come up with a number . Steve yes, think of a [ buzzer ] oh. Steve all right. Jimmy, what is your answer . Jimmy 2 billion. What . Steve 2 billion. I didnt think a dog could be that much. I call 1 million. Steve 1 million . Thats a steve the correct answer is 375 million. The winner is gisele [ cheers and applause ] [ dog barking ] oh, my god. You guys have to experience having the doggy. Oh, my goodness. Oh, look at all the [ light laughter ] steve there we go. Jimmy our thanks to Gisele Bundchen and all these adorable puppies. [ cheers and applause ] gisele will be back after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ talking over each other ] look at that. [ cheers and applause ] a naturally aspirated 5. 0liter v8 engine. A 10speed directshift transmission. A meticulously crafted interior. All of these are feats of engineering. Combining them with nearperfect weight distribution. Is a feat of amazing. Experience the firstever 471horsepower lexus lc 500 or the multistage hybrid lc 500h. Experience amazing. Indid may imagine april showersy bringing her fashionable, flowers at such a sunny price . 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The guy saw the margaritas, right . Jimmy yeah. Well get one, well get one. Well get one. Okay, okay. Jimmy weve already given you 15 puppies. I mean, exactly. Im getting all kinds of gifts. Jimmy i know, exactly. I actually took one of those puppies home once to surprise my wife. Oh, she loves you forever. No, she was like, get out of here. Jimmy no, i really she was like, its not the thing, you shouldnt do that. Never do that. Jimmy you shouldnt surprise no. Ive done that before, too. We actually have three dogs at home. Theyre all rescue. And the last one we had which is fluffy, my daughter named her. Thats why her name is fluffy. But she was a little dog and my friend called me and shes like, i found this dog and hes so cute. We went to the pound. Like he doesnt have a home. Dont you want him . And im like, sure. Send it over. And then i told my husband. Im like look, theres a puppy coming tomorrow. [ light laughter ] and he was like, what do you mean . Im like, well, you got a a beagle, theres one day i came home and there was a a beagle in my house, like a a 4yearold. And he says, i always wanted a a beagle and nobody wanted him so i brought him home. So hes done it to me. So its even. [ light laughter ] jimmy so its even, yeah. So its even. Jimmy you brought a good picture of tom embracing fluffy. Heres [ singing lion king ] [ laughter and applause ] i mean, thats he really quite embraced her, i mean jimmy thats a dog . Yeah. [ laughter ] she is so cute. Jimmy it looks like a a hamster or something. [ laughter ] i thought he might not even notice her because shes so little, you know. Jimmy tiny dog. But he loves her now. Jimmy oh, its super cute, yeah. And your daughter loves fluffy as well . Yes, she named her fluffy. And benny named scooby, after scooby doo. Jimmy scooby is the beagle . Yeah. Jimmy does your daughter, she sleeps with the dog . She loves the dogs. I mean sometimes, she was strangling them in the beginning because you know, shes like [ light laughter ] she was loving them so much. Jimmy like of mice and men. Yeah. And i said, please. [ light laughter ] jimmy stop playing with i said gentle, just be gentle with them. Dont strangle them. Jimmy yes, dont strangle the dog. So then she just kind of starts going into her bed. And shes she just hangs out. [ audience aws ] jimmy come on. Thats so cute. Thats fluffy over here. You cannot see him. [ laughter ] and thats scooby. Jimmy thats scooby right there. And vivi thinks shes one of them. [ audience aws ] jimmy how is tom doing, by the way . That was an amazing super bowl, oh my god. [ cheers and applause ] what do you do what do you do being the wife, what do you do . Do you watch the game, do you look away . Do you pray . All of the above. Jimmy really . I mean, that was a very big nailbiter. It was one of those moments where, you know, everyone around like all the falcons fans, all the fans were like really like intense like, you know. Saying basically that it was over. Its not over until its over. But i was, you know really after screaming and praying and calling my family asking everyone to pray, i started meditating because it was the only thing that could calm me down. Because it was kind of crazy. Jimmy how did you get in the zone and meditate with all that going on around you . Youre good at it. Yeah. Jimmy you practice. [ light laughter ] i have been practicing, but that was the only way i could calm myself down because it was very stressful. Jimmy yes. So i just jimmy you dont get distracted, though . You can meditate in noisy places . I have been meditating since my early 20s. And it has been such a a wonderful tool, especially when youre im really anxious, you know. Whenever there is like stress situations, i feel meditation is the most amazing tool. Jimmy yeah. So literally like the chaos was happening around me and im like [ breathes deeply ] jimmy and you made it happen. I made it happen. [ laughter ] and quite frankly, i felt like i channeled some great energy and really, i feel like a a little responsible. [ laughter and applause ] i brought. Jimmy you did, you brought them luck. I brought love and peace and clarity and calmness into the game. It shifted after that, i must tell you. [ light laughter ] it works. Jimmy we had a bunch of people on our show, authors and people that talk about whats the number one thing they give advice they can give to anyone starting a business or working and its meditation, meditation. Everyone successful somehow meditates at some point in the day. And i keep telling myself, you got to do this. Yeah, its so jimmy i really want to do it. Its unbelievable. You really should do it. Because you know what . Jimmy yeah, how long do you do it . Well, tian is 20 minutes. You know, ive been meditating since my early 20s. So i was doing different forms of meditation. Like sometimes ill go three days into just intense meditation, but before i had kids, you know. Jimmy yeah. Three days . I had the time for that. Now because ive been meditating for so many years, i literally can get to the point of, you know, calm in the middle of a super bowl when im freaking out. It takes one minute and im in it. But it takes practice, you know. Practice makes it perfect. Jimmy what is happening this next week . The David Lynch Foundation . The David Lynch Foundation is doing this wonderful event on the 9th of may in new york. And basically its to raise money to at risk women because what they found is especially for i mean, its beneficial to everyone, but it really has worked amazing in atrisk women and children and you know, veterans and its amazing for everyone. And im just happy that im going to be there to support that because, you know, it has been so helpful in my life. And i want to spread the world and as many people that feel like that life sometimes is overwhelming. I think thats a wonderful tool for everyone to try it out. Jimmy well im going to practice and im going to practice and im going to make perfect. [ cheers and applause ] next time i see you, ill be up to 20 15 minutes. I swear. I like that. Jimmy Gisele Bundchen, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] my pal. I will work on it. We have standup from pete lee after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] lets go, shes a dog. [ whimpers ] find pingpong. Find your awesome with the xfinity x1 voice remote. Thats amazing well its a perfect nespresso hold on a second. Orge. Mmm. [mel torme sings comin home baby] hey there. Want a lift . Where are we going . No dont tell me. Let me guess. Have a nice ride. How far would you go for coffee thats a cup above . I brought you nespresso. Nespresso. What else . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my next guest can be seen every friday night at 11 30 p. M. On trutvs greatest ever. Making his tonight show debut, please welcome the very funny pete lee. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. So im originally from wisconsin, but i live in new york city now. [ cheers ] yeah, but when i say that, i mean, help [ light laughter ] help me, its scary. I have a wisconsin accent. Thats why everything i say sounds like oh, my gosh great tater tots. [ light laughter ] when i first moved to new york city, i audition to play a a Brooklyn Police officer on the tv show law order svu. But i had no idea i did not naturally have a brooklyn accent flowing out of me. I walked in there and was like freeze, criminal. [ light laughter ] and the director was like, no, youre going to play the victim. [ laughter and applause ] thank you. Right . Because look at me. I do not have the face of a a criminal. I have a face like, oh, so thats who drinks almond milk. [ light laughter ] like, if i was strangling one of you, you would be like, oh, your hands are so soft. [ laughter ] oh, that tickles. [ laughter ] yeah, im so sweet i should have knuckle tattoos that say geez louise. [ laughter and applause ] i hate conflict. I hate it. I mean, unless you guys like it, then i love it. [ light laughter ] i never want to offend anybody. Like the other day in guy sneezed and i wanted to say bless you, but i go happy holidays. [ laughter and applause ] i can be a bad boy, ladies. [ light laughter ] like my girlfriend and i were in an open relationship. How open is it . We broke up. [ laughter ] its the most open. [ laughter ] things got so bad towards the end i had to text her. I text her, dont text me ever again exclamation point. I felt terrible sending something that mean so i sent it with balloons. [ light laughter ] so it was mean and then thats like being like, i hate you, confetti. [ laughter ] youre going to be alone forever. Lasers. [ light laughter ] funny, i remember when her and i first got together. Shes like, oh, im so happy that i finally met a sensitive guy. Then like, a year and a half later shes like, dang it, who used all my body wash . I was like, guilty. Right . Because heres my thing, why you would ever use bar soap when theres a product in her shower called enchanted peppermint kisses . [ laughter and applause ] youre dang right, i want some enchanted peppermint kisses. [ light laughter ] i want to smell like a unicorn that farts altoids. [ laughter and applause ] but she got so mad at me. She was like, dude, if you dont stop using all my enchanted peppermint kisses bodywash, im going to tell your best friend. I was like why would you say that to my cat . [ laughter ] then she told my second best friend ryan. And ryan said the dumbest thing ive ever heard a human being say out of a face. He goes, dude, if i ever saw you using enchanted peppermint kisses body wash, i would take away your man card. I was like, dude, in that scenario, youre the one watching me shower. [ laughter and applause ] i know what you guys have been thinking ever since i got up here and started talking. Youre like, wow, i bet this guy has a lot of sex. [ laughter ] and yeah, i do. [ light laughter ] my favorite part of sex is the end, right . Ah [ laughter ] you know, because you finally get to cuddle. [ laughter and applause ] oh, ladies, i cuddle so hard, im afraid i might get carpal snuggle, you know. [ light laughter ] but, if you think about it, sex is the weirdest activity we do as human beings, right . Because the only activity we do where were making something that at the same time were trying super hard not to make. [ light laughter ] thats insane behavior. Thats like mixing up a bunch of flour, and sugar, and milk and eggs up in a pan, and then putting it in the oven and 45 minutes later being like, oh, thank god theres not a a cake. [ laughter and applause ] i dont know what i would have done if there was a cake in there. [ light laughter ] that cake would have changed everything. [ light laughter ] if there was a cake in there, youd be like thats not my cake. [ laughter and applause ] cake doesnt even look like me. [ laughter ] all right. Thank you very much. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy standing ovation. Thats how you do it. Thats how you do it right there, pete lee [ cheers and applause ] for more visit petelee. Net. That was fantastic. My best to Paul Giamatti, Gisele Bundchen, pete lee once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Jason Sudeikis star of nbcs great news actress Andrea Martin german talk show host Jan Bohmermann featuring the 8g band with lucius. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] in that case lets get to the news. A controversial french politician Marine Le Pen whos been compared to President Trump has advanced to the final round of her countrys president ial election. Oh, interesting, we have a female trump running our country too