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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 643. Yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause ] this is it. Hot show tonight. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, a big investigation into russia. Fbi director james comey confirmed the agency is examining possible ties between russia and President Trumps campaign. When asked if they found anything yet, comey said, i cant comment on an ongoing investigation. [ laughter and applause ] however, comey refused to say whether trump himself was being investigated. Its part of his policy not to comment on ongoing investigations that dont involve hillary clinton, and [ laughter and applause ] and anything else, i cant talk about. Absolutely off limits. As you expect a lot of material to go through. And comey said theres no timetable for when the fbi will finish. Then putin said, its like greys anatomy of investigation. When you think it will end it does not. [ laughter and applause ] a big greys anatomy fan. Steve apparently. Jimmy in the mean time, trumps keeping busy. Today he signed a bill authorizing nearly 20 billion in funding for nasa, you know, as long as they find a way to project his face on to the moon. Steve thats all. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy thats all. And last night trump held a a rally in kentucky and he gave a shoutout to the states lieutenant governor, jeanine hampton. Now, i dont know what he was doing here. He was either trying to Say Something to her, or blow her a a kiss. I dont know. Just watch this. Heres our great lieutenant governor, by the way, please [ cheers ] thank you, darling. Thank you. [ light laughter ] jimmy what was that . Steve what jimmy what was that . He looks like my dad trying to make a duck face. [ laughter and applause ] melania was like, shh. Thats what he thinks kissing is, and i dont want to tell him hes wrong. [ laughter and applause ] trump also responded to people saying he hasnt gotten enough done since he took office. Check out what he said. Somebody said to me, when are you starting on nafta . I said, wait a minute. I did this, this, this. Ive been here, like, 51 days. Give me a chance [ light laughter ] jimmy turns out trumps really been in office for 60 days not 51, and he actually corrected himself. Kind of. Do not worry, we are starting on nafta very soon. You know, ive only been there for what . 52, days, right . [ light laughter ] jimmy trump is negotiating time now. Steve yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy ill take 54 days. Thats my final offer. Thats all. I blame the whole thing on daylight savings. [ light laughter ] fake time. And finally, at his confirmation hearing today Supreme Court nominee neil gorsuch talked about what it was like to be a judge, and gave a very passionate response. Listen to what he said. And i put my ego aside when i put on that robe and i open my mind, and i open my heart [ light laughter ] jimmy even nick from the bachelor was like, ugh [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is prodigy of mobb deep sitting in with the roots tonight. [ cheers and applause ] oh [ cheers and applause ] his new album, hegelian dialectic book of revelation, is available now. And you can also pick up a copy of his book Commissary Kitchen my infamous prison cookbook. [ light laughter ] thank you so much for being here, buddy. I want you to sign this for me. Okay . [ cheers and applause ] its good its awesome. Guys, we have a big show tonight. Shes an Academy Award nominated actress, and star of the new movie the zookeepers wife. Jessica chastain is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] shes awesome. Jessica and i are going to play a game of charades a little later on in the show. So, be sure to stick around for that. Plus this guy is fantastic, Joe Manganiello is on the show. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we have great music. I love it every time he comes on here. He always surprises me, i love it. I think hes one of the best guitarists ive ever seen. But also, he can sing, man. Gary clark jr. Is here. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes my man. Guys, this is pretty cool. There is a girl scout in Oklahoma City who just broke the alltime record for selling 101,105 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. [ cheers ] so she actually reached out to us and she wanted to sell her final recordbreaking box to me, here on the show. [ audience aws ] of course, we said no. [ laughter ] but thats not the point. Well, if someones offering me Girl Scout Cookies i cant say no. So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Katie Francis [ cheers and applause ] please, welcome. Katie, please, welcome, sit down. We have a lot to discuss here. Whats how how, i dont understand, how could you possibly sell that many boxes of cookies . Well, theres a lot of parts to my cookie sales. But, one of the main tips is i set up in front of Grocery Stores and i had lots of fun and i sang and danced a lot. [ light laughter ] jimmy you sang and danced . Yeah. Jimmy what would you sing and dance to . Well, i made up cookie tunes. So i took popular songs and changed around the words a a little bit. Jimmy like [ laughter ] give me an example. Like one of my favorites was to the tune of rudolph the rednosed reindeer. Jimmy i know that, everyone knows that, yeah. And i changed the words a a little bit to, like, list off all the cookies. Jimmy give me an example. What would that be . Just give me a sample. Okay. You know Samoas Tagalongs and dosidos trefoils savannah smiles toffeetastic but do you recall the most famous cookie of all thin mints the jimmy thin mints. [ cheers and applause ] okay all right. So what do we got here . Thin mints. Samoas. What are these ones . Dosidos . Trefoils. That is the girl scout badge, thats the logo, right . Yeah. The girl scout logo. Jimmy and then this is smores . Those are our brand new cookies. Jimmy yeah, thats too much for me. Too much cookie. [ light laughter ] these trefoils, i do love girl scouts. I dont, trefoils, im out. Its just too, its too basic for me. [ light laughter ] dosido, cute name. I dont like peanut butter. Stick to the roof of my [ audience oohs ] no, im, no. Hey. No. I do, i like i like peanut butter. I dont want it in a cookie. Its too dry for me, man. Steve its heresy burn him alive jimmy hey, im allowed to like and dislike things. I dont want to eat [ mumbling ] im out. Steve dosidonts. Jimmy so, its down to these to gems. Thin mints, and then samoas. [ audience yelling ] you cant bully me [ light laughter ] wait. So buy them all. Jimmy well, i want to just buy one and just make it official that i break the record. First of all, how old are you, by the way . Im 15. Jimmy yeah, thats an awesome age. How long have youve been a a girl scout. This is my seventh year. Jimmy hey, congratulations. You got a lot of cool stuff. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how much are these . Theyre 4 a box. [ light laughter ] jimmy hmm. Four bucks a pop . Uh i think samoas is what im going get. [ cheers and applause ] those are my favorite. Jimmy theyre your favorite, too . Yes. Jimmy you said the favorite of all is thin mints in your song so four dollars thats five. So, then 1 is your change. Jimmy thats correct. Let me get that real quick. [ light laughter ] and thank you so much for your support. Jimmy oh see . Youre saying that before you gave me the dollar . [ light laughter ] youre really good. Youre really good at this. Thank you. Jimmy you can keep the change. [ light laughter ] thank you. Great guy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, so you broke the record. Mmhmm. Jimmy so, its 101,106 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Thank you for reaching out to us. I appreciate that. We actually have a special surprise for you and the girl scouts of america. Our friends over at ready whip wanted to give you this its a check for 15,000. [ cheers and applause ] to help make the world a better place. Congratulations again, pal. Thank you. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Katie Francis, everybody thank you so much jimmy and can you take these. Yeah. Thank you, pal. I appreciate it. Nice to meet you. Thank you. Jimmy thank you. [ cheers and applause ] Katie Francis. Sharing is caring. Jimmy sharing is caring . [ laughter ] steve my eye, my eye jimmy did someone get it . [ cheers ] jimmy dude, i think it landed in your pocket [ cheers ] good stuff, man. Good throwin cookies steve yeah. Jimmy they should put that on the box. Steve youre used to tossing cookies. Jimmy this is the best. This is the best. [ light laughter ] you guys are good. Steve you tossed cookies many a time . Havent you . You and ive been together when weve tossed. [ light laughter ] jimmy these are the best cookies. [ light laughter ] guys it is march. [ cheers ] march. I dont know whats happening. [ laughter ] i sound like shaggy. Steve oh, my gosh. [ unintelligible ] jimmy you guys, its march, you know what that means. It is time to do some serious spring cleaning. Which means you got to toss out all those old books you got lying around your house. To help you out, im about to show you some books you should avoid at all costs. Thats right. Its time for the latest installment of my do not read list. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] do not read do not read do not read these books these books jimmy now before we start i just want to you know that every book im about to show you is 100 real. These are actual books. You can find them on amazon or check them out at your local library. They are real. All right, lets see whats on my do not read list. This first book is for you animal lovers. Steve oh gosh. Jimmy yeah, this is called raccoon family pets. [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy by lenore brandt. Heres lenore staring at her raccoon. [ light laughter ] she looks psyched. Steve she looks really happy. Jimmy shes like, thats it, we got the photo. We got it. [ light laughter ] i got the cover. Lets take a peek inside. See what we have to do to take care of a raccoon, there. If your raccoon feels listless after worming, or shows lack of appetite, the following eggnog tonic will soon restore its vigor. [ light laughter ] steve oh, good. Jimmy two egg yolks, three tablespoons of cream, a a teaspoon of whiskey. Mix together and beat well with a fork. So basically, you want me to get drunk with my raccoon. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] steve yeah, looks like. Looks like lenore jimmy if that was the title if that was the title i would buy it. [ applause ] steve looks like lenores had a few lenogs. Jimmy ill do it. I love animals. This next book is for kids. You know i love kids. This is 100 games for one player. [ audience ohs ] steve oh, man. Jimmy sad. Really sad book. Steve thats the saddest book ive ever jimmy what do you mean . He looks happy. Steve oh. Jimmy hes psyched up big pair of binoculars with him. Lets see one of the games in here. This is not that sad. Steve no, not at all. Jimmy this is a good game. Listening. [ laughter ] just walk around listen to stuff. Thats a blast [ light laughter ] honey, whats wrong with the whats wrong with our child . Hes just playing listening, honey. Steve i got the best book for him. Jimmy i mean, yeah. Its almost as sad as drinking with a raccoon. Next up is a cookbook. Steve oh jimmy i love those. This is called culinary delight and words of wisdom. Yeah. So, apparently each page is a a recipe as well as some words of wisdom. Steve fantastic. Jimmy its a great idea. Lets check out one of the iranian carrots. Steve mm. [ light laughter ] jimmy five carrots, onion, raisins, dates, cream and sugar. Check out the story down here. My friend joanne price had dan and i to her delicious dinner at their monte cola ranch in le grande in 2001, and joanne made this dish. She taught piano, and gary had a lovely voice. Her husband, gary, raised buffalo and they roamed on a a strip of land below their house. One day she got trampled by the buffalo and injured badly. Joanne is a gracious and charming lady. [ laughter and applause ] steve what . Jimmy that took a weird turn. Steve real fast. Jimmy thats not even words of wisdom. Thats just like ah. Steve ah. Jimmy next up is a history book. Steve oh, i love history. Jimmy yeah. This is called train wrecks of eastern pennsylvania. [ light laughter ] if you thought you thought liked train wrecks of western pennsylvania, youre gonna flip [ light laughter ] im going to hang on to that one. Its a good beach read. Were down to our last one. Its another cookbook. You can never have too many. This is the new hot dog cookbook. And basically what it is, its just any recipe and just put hot dogs in it. Steve oh, thats good. Jimmy like, lentil soup with hot dogs. Grilled cheese with hot dogs. But i love, look at this right here. It says kids love them. Adults adore them. [ light laughter ] do you adore a hot dog . Steve adore a hot dog . Jimmy i mean, we love hot dogs, i always have a hot dog here anytime im ready to chomp down. Steve yeah, its always ready to go. Jimmy its always the best. Higgins, you want a hot dog . Steve oh, love one. Jimmy cool, my man. [ light laughter ] there you go. Hey you guys, thats all we have for this edition of my do not read list. If you have a book that you think should be on our next do not read list, i want to see it. Send your title to our blog at donnotread tonightshow. Com. 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And now, theyve come together to create something youve never felt before. Introducing the glc coupe. Part suv. Part sports car. All mercedesbenz. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, man. Our first guest is a twotime Academy Awardnominated actress whose latest film, the zookeepers wife, hits theaters march 31st. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jessica Chastain [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, you look gorgeous. Welcome back. Thanks. Jimmy thank you for coming on, and you look gorgeous on the cover of this guy, too. Look at this. Oohlala. What your face . Jimmy what is my face . Yeah, your face for covers of w magazine . Jimmy yeah, ive never been offered that. Im sorry. There you go. [ light laughter ] jimmy like, why are you buying this . Yeah. Mmhmm. From your face. [ laughter ] jimmy so gross, my face. Would you like a girl scout cookie, or are you good . Im vegan, man. Jimmy oh. Are there vegan Girl Scout Cookies . Jimmy yeah, maybe. This is just coconut. Yeah . Jimmy can you have coconut . I can have coconut, but it looks like theres chocolate, too. Jimmy oh, theres chocolate. No, really . Well, as long as dark chocolate. Jimmy so you can have the trefoils . What is that . [ light laughter ] jimmy its just a very basic cookie. Its a very basic cookie. [ laughter ] lets talk about your movie, here. Okay. Jimmy the zookeepers wife. This is based on the book, and its a great film. And man, oh, man, you went for it, man. Youre fantastic in this. Thank you so much. Yeah, its based on antonina zabinskas diaries. Jimmy okay. She was a woman who lived in warsaw in world war ii, and she sacrificed the safety of her family to save hundreds of lives. And she hid them. She smuggled people out of the warsaw ghetto and hid them in her zoo. Jimmy wow. And how did you hear about this . Did you just know the story or they sent me the script. Jimmy yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] thats why. Yeah no, they sent me the script. And then, from there, i read the book, and then went to warsaw and met with her daughter. Jimmy wow. Shes still alive. Jimmy but when you do it, you go oh, wow. And that must have been amazing. Yeah, it was very emotional. Jimmy i was going to say that must have been really yeah. Because she would play the piano to signal people, because they all lived in the basement under the house. So, there was a song she would play to tell them, you know, run, flee, get out of the house. There was to be tunnels underground. There was another song that was, you were safe to come upstairs. And another song, like, to hide. So, she communicated yeah, it was a lot of work. I had to learn the piano. Jimmy you didnt know how to play piano . No jimmy oh, i thought that you did, and thats why i go, oh, thats perfect. Its just no. In the movie, they dont dub me, so its really me. I mean, you understand that because you play the piano. You know its a lot of work. [ light laughter ] jimmy james doesnt really play the piano. [ laughter ] i mean, hes here and he sits behind the piano, but [ laughter ] look how happy he is. Hes having the best time, man. [ laughter ] but you learned how to play because thats, like, tricky songs youre playing. Yeah. Normally, when they you know, you have to learn the piano, youre learning like three blind mice and Twinkle Twinkle Little star. Jimmy yeah. Im playing beethoven and bach and chopin. Jimmy gosh. So, yeah. Jimmy how fun is that . Now you know how to play. I forgot it all. Jimmy you what . [ laughter ] yes, i have to go, like, just sit with the piano and, like, spend, like, another month, and then ill remember it. Jimmy yeah, you know, people say never work with children and animals yeah. Jimmy because of the age old hollywood thing. Yeah. Jimmy but you worked with both . I prefer working with children and animals more than people. Jimmy really . [ light laughter ] yeah, you know, animals are so authentic. You cant plan what to do becuase theyre going to do whatever they want. A babys going to cry, or a a babys going to laugh. You cant plan it. Jimmy yeah. I mean, i do like working with some actors that are like animals. [ light laughter ] jimmy i guess they are. Theyre Something Like that. You dont know what theyre going to do. Jimmy yeah, well, any animal stories in this one . Yes, so theres a scene with lily the elephant. I spent a lot of time with all the animals before we started filming. And theres this like, this first scene, this elephant first scene. And the first take, shes behind me, and im with this puppet, and she was not interested. Jimmy you were with a a puppet . Yeah, like, a like, a a fake baby. Because its a little cruel to, you know, grab a newborn elephant and say, hey, be in our movie. Jimmy yes, of course. Stop it jimmy okay, great, yeah. I was like, wait. I missed a scene. [ light laughter ] you got a puppet show . You know, like listen. Jimmy exactly, yeah. And so, she wasnt interested in all. So, in the second take, i had spent time with her, so i knew she loved apples. So, i got a bunch of apples, and i gave her some right before action, and then, i hit them all under the puppet and under me and all around me. So, during that take we were fiming, i was like, this is gold. I was covered in elephant mucus [ audience groans ] because her trunk was just, like, in my hair, just trying to find those apples. [ audience groans ] jimmy would you like a a cookie . [ laughter ] i want to show everyone a clip. Heres Jessica Chastain in the zookeepers wife. Take a look at this. You could never tell who your enemies are. Or who to trust. Maybe thats why i love animals so much. [ sniffs ] you look in their eyes, and you know exactly whats in their hearts. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the real deal, the real deal. Thats some acting. Jimmy jessica and i are playing charades after the break, everybody. Stick around. Jessica chastain [ cheers and applause ] [laughs] you have a side that is retired playing tag and gettin tired. You have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. A side that owns your own store. Looks like you need to expand some more. Thats why theres nationwide. They help protect and grow your many sides. Nationwide is on your side. Hashtag stuffy nose. Hashtag no sleep. Hashtag mouthbreather. Just put on a breathe right strip. It instantly opens your nose up to 38 more than Cold Medicine alone. Shut your mouth and say goodnight mouthbreathers. Breathe right. The little sounds your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy. You naughty little. spank did you just spank your lunch . Yeah. spank devour. Food you want to fork. Inside the rack houses every barrel is aged four long years, for a fuller, smoother flavor. Our history is made from the inside. How will you make yours . whispering dad trust me, we are going viral. Ing to work . kids laughing whispering mom lets send in max. kids max max now this, is internet gold going viral . Get scrubbing bubbles clean and disinfect. What . 20,000 views sc johnson. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy man. Youre the best. Welcome back to the tonight show everybody. Were hanging out with Jessica Chastain. Were about to play a game of charades. Jessica and i are a team, but tariq is going to need a a partner and we found a good one from the new movie smurfs the lost village, please welcome Joe Manganiello, everybody [ cheers and applause ] sorry. How you doing my friend . Nice to see you. You know jessica . Now, you all know how to play charades. Each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. Well do four rounds worth one point each. The fifth round is the charade showdown. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] both teams get the same clue at the same time. [ audience ohs ] oh, man jimmy all right joe, why dont you start us off, and well have a id love to, jimmy. Jimmy that felt weird. [ laughter ] all right. Okay. So just rip this thing off . Jimmy yeah. Is that right . Jimmy yeah. Yes. Okay. Jimmy yeah, magic. [ laughter ] okay. Im ready. Jimmy yeah, youre confident. Youre doing it for tariq though. Right, right, yeah. No, no. That was just the intimidation. Jimmy yeah you really are, thats unbelievable. I felt it, man. Blue steel. Blue steel. Okay, is there a timer or how does this work . Jimmy yeah. Theres a timer. Okay, and jimmy go. Tariq movie. Ah, baby drunk drinking over. What . Headache. Oh the hangover. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was good. Good. Wow jimmy this is going to be tough. This is going to be tough. That was pretty good. That was really jimmy that was fantastic. Im intimidated. Jimmy man oh man. All right, what number, guys . [crowd shouting numbers] all right. All right. Okay. Jimmy everyone yells four for some reason. That was weird. Oh, no. [ laughter and applause ] damn it. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy ready . Okay. Movie. Forward. Um, second word. Small. The and be a do jimmy all right. [ laughter ] first word. Snake. Snakes on a plane all right [ cheers and applause ] all right. Jimmy unbelievable. Im sorry. Jimmy i know, i know. [ laughter ] song. [ laughter ] woman. No. Water. [ laughter ] okay. Second word. Small. Word. [ laughter ] the something . The small. The . No. [ light laughter ] the two words. Second word. Tariq yes. Second word. [ laughter ] small. Okay. Okay. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] jimmy that was the best thing ive ever seen in my life shut up. ]e i dont even know what that was. Tariq its shape of you. Ah. Tariq the song is called shape of you so i made the second word, small of, and this is shape. Jimmy hey, hey hey. Your turns over, man. Okay. What number . [crowd shouting numbers] jimmy three. Come on, pal. We got this. Im feeling this, man. Yes okay. Jimmy oh i love this confidence. Okay. Jimmy i love the confidence. All right here we go. Okay. Jimmy movie. I love movies. Okay. Jimmy two words. Second word. Face. Jimmy ooh first word. Punch. Face. Jimmy cut face. Scarface yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy say hello to my little friend. Say hello to my little friend. Okay, all right. Okay. [ crowd yelling numbers ] ten . Ten. All right. How about ten . [ laughter ] okay. [ laughter ] jimmy that is a great one. You ready . Tariq yes. Okay. Tariq song. Two words. First word. Run. Ran. [ laughter ] okay. Oh. [ laughter ] tariq wave. Dance wave. Move ah, dancing dancing queen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is the final round. This is worth 8,000 points. Oh, my god jimmy it will be the winner of the match. Tariq, jess, you guys are up. Read the same clues at the same time. I just. Jimmy i know, but people like to see you. Well, were going to let the audience choose. [crowd shouting numbers] two . [ laughter ] okay. [ talking over each other ] okay. You got to focus. Jimmy i got it. Focus. Sorry. Ready . Yes, song, three words. Jimmy three words. Hair, curly, crazy. Crazy. I seen her crazy. Crazy love. Crazy love, crazy in love [ cheers and applause ] crazy in love the champs [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to Jessica Chastain, Joe Manganiello. Were talking to joe after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] look closely. Hidden in every swing, every chip, and every putt, is data that can make the difference between winning and losing. The microsoft cloud helps the pga tour turn countless points of data into insights that transform their business and will enhance the game for players and fans. The microsoft cloud turns information into insight. Head right to theentic nearest subway. Introducing the italian hero footlong. Stacked with genoa salami, mortadella, and spicy capicola. 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Because ive been hurt before. Um, actually your session is up. Hang on. I call this next one junior year abroad. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a great actor who you know from the Television Series true blood, and the magic mike films. He also lends his voice to the new animated movie smurfs the lost village, which is in theaters everywhere april 7th. Everyone please welcome Joe Manganiello, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy joe, you like would you like a girl scout cookie . Id love one. Thank you. Jimmy are these your what are your faves . I like these. I like thin mints. [ cheers and applause ] thin mints in the freezer. Jimmy oh, in the freezer. Ah i wish i knew that. I would have bought thin mints. Thats all right. These are pretty good, anyway. Yeah. These are good. Now im going to do the entire interview with my mouth full. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. I want to talk about smurfs, but before we talk about that, the coolest thing ever. You were in a peewee herman movie. I was. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i mean that is thats history. Thats history. Thats historic. I loved peewee herman and so i loved this movie, it was on netflix. It was great. How did that come about . I became friends with paul. He did an hbo special at the same time i was on true blood and we both wound up at an emmy party together. Someone pointed him out and said, hey its peewee herman. Im like oh my gosh. You know, ran over to him, told him i was the biggest fan in the world. Then i asked him to go see tim burton had this art exhibit at the l. A. County museum of art, and he gave tim burton his start. Jimmy of course, peewees big adventure. Big adventure. So i said you know, have you seen it . He said, no. He said everybody says i should see it. I said, do you want to go with me . [ light laughter ] he said, sure. And he said, heres my number. I said, okay. So we met up, and we hung out and he narrated the entire thing for me, and then afterwards he turns to me, and says, what are you doing . I said, nothing. I dont know. I was going to get something to eat. He was like, do you want to come over to my house . [ light laughter ] like peewees playhouse. Jimmy yeah [ laughter and applause ] did you hop on his bike, or what happened . Yeah no. Jimmy haha, heehee. Haha haha haha [ laughter ] hmm. Chocolaty. Jimmy hmm. Chocolaty. Hmm. Coconutty. Hmm [ laughter ] watery. [ laughter ] jimmy that is so cool, man. I love that you did that. Do you do other impressions too . Yeah. Ive been known to from time to time. Jimmy who do you go into . Who you jabbing . Does anybody remember the late, great Rodney Dangerfield . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes my favorite. Sure. Jimmy i love rodney. So one time i took my wife to dog show. She won [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i love rodney. I love him. Kermit the frog. Jimmy kermit the frog . Yeah, close your eyes. Close your eyes. Okay. Ready . Hi, ho. Kermit the frog here. Jimmy oh thats unbelievable. [ applause ] anyone else . Ah who else . Who else, who else . Who else . Arnold schwarzenegger. Jimmy yeah. Jimmy look at the traps, and the cannonball belts, the biceps, and the triceps, you have to stop eating these Girl Scout Cookies. We need to get some protein [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you kidding . You should have your own hbo special. Stop it. Jimmy stop it right now. You got the smores, you got the, they i like the thick mints. Theyre delicious, theyre fantastic. Jimmy theyre fantastic. Hey, do you remember this dude . Hey. I do. Jimmy this is one of your first head shots there . Yeah. I was 18 years old. Jimmy 18 . Barely legal in that photo. [ laughter ] and i had obviously seen some hugo boss ad with a dude with his hand in his hair. Jimmy yeah. And i said to myself, thats what the cool guys do. Jimmy yeah. And then took a headshot. Jimmy yeah, i have a head shot of me when i was 18 years old. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] what a loser what a loser. These two people would never hang out with each other. [ light laughter ] these two people jimmy shut up, man [ laughter ] i look like im from a a different time and space. This guys a stud. Oh, my gosh. Ah jimmy are you happy to be in a childrens movie, an animated film . I am very happy to be in a a childrens movie, because all of my projects for a very long time were only seen by adults, and i do a lot of work at the pittsburgh childrens hospital, and i would go there yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you know, and i go to the hospital, and i say hi to the kids, and i mean, this is totally not the reason why i do it, you know, but the kids would turn and go, whos he . [ light laughter ] you know. Id say, well, im a werewolf on a tv show. Youre not in twilight. The moms like, hes on mommys favorite werewolf show. Jimmy mommys seen magic mike 80 times. [ light laughter ] so now you finally go to the hospital. You go hey, is it happy smurf . They still dont know who i am because im a cartoon, but they say, hey, youre peewees best friend. Jimmy thats true, youve got that. You just have to stay out in the hall and use your voice only. Do you recognize me . I want to show everybody a a clip. Heres the voice of Joe Manganiello in smurfs the lost village. Take a look at this. Dont let them escape. Is this safe . Well its a giant crossbow so im going go with, no. Fire in the hole [ meowing ] incoming bird this might hurt. Oh [ screaming ] huh . Really, man . Im okay. [ laughter ] jimmy Joe Manganiello. [ cheers and applause ] smurfs the lost village, is in theaters april 7th. Well be right back with a a performance from gary clark jr. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] emerge restored. Fortified. Replenished. Emerge everyday with emergenc packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes plus more vitamin c than 10 oranges. 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Together, we are perfectly balanced, our senses awake, our hearts racing as one. I know this is sudden, but they say if you love something. Set it free. See you around, giulia [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest just played two soldout nights at Madison Square garden along [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Alongside eric clapton and is out with his live north america 2016, his second live album, performing our love, please welcome back gary clark jr. [ cheers and applause ] oh yeah ooh its been one of those days where things dont go my way ooh and it seems like always the thing to blame is my way oh youre the one im thinking of the one im dreaming of ohh you are my lady i am your man some call it crazy but they dont understand when im gone baby im always gone too long that dont get your mind to wondering if i still care cause baby i still care oh youre the one im thinking of the only one im dreaming of is you cause you are my lady i am your man some call it crazy but they dont understand our love baby [ cheers ] you are my lady i am your man some call it crazy baby but they dont understand this is our love yeah yeah yeah this is our love yeah baby baby baby yeah hey hey come on girl let me be your man keep it together babe they dont have to understand come on baby yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow thats beautiful gary clark jr. thats a standing ovation right there, baby. Catch him on tour right now. Check him out. Well be right back, everybody gary clark jr. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our thanks to Jessica Chastain, Joe Manganiello, gary clark jr. prodigy over there [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you very much. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight dax shepard. Host of kicking and screaming, hannah simone. Music from hey violet. Featuring the 8g band with charlie benante. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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