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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 619 diego steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, everybody [ cheers and applause ] looking good tonight. Hot crowd. Hot crowd. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. This is the show well, heres what people are talking about, you guys. Today the senate officially confirmed betsy devos as education secretary with a vote of 51 [ audience boos ] [ light laughter ] thats 51 of the audience. [ light laughter ] a vote of 51 to 50. That was the vote, yeah. Or as trump calls that, a landslide. [ laughter ] actually it was a 5050 tie vote that was broken by the vice president. Which makes the vote for education secretary the only place where 51 is a passing grade. [ laughter and applause ] betsy devos is confirmed as education secretary despite not having any experience in public education. When asked why he nominated her in the first place, trump said i love the poorly educated. [ laughter and applause ] steve how sweet of him. So sweet. Jimmy there were even reports this week that President Trump also likes to watch tv while sitting around in a bathrobe. His press secretary, sean spicer, denied this, saying he doesnt think the president even owns a bathrobe. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, everyone in america is like, stop making us picture donald trump in a a bathrobe. [ laughter and applause ] drop it already. Move on sorry. It keeps coming untied. Oops. [ laughter ] steve looks like im up in the polls. [ laughter ] the white house staff. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there he is. Steve higgins, everybody. There he is. Good night, buddy. Take care. Take care, buddy. Retiring. 31 years in the business. [ applause ] 31 years of professional show business. Steve higgins, everybody. Oh, oh. Youre back. Youre back. What happened . Steve i had to get debriefed. Jimmy oh, there you go. [ applause ] steve oy jimmy the New York Times reports that trump is apparently obsessed with the decor in the white house. Yep. Though there was one awkward moment when he spent five minutes dusting a statue before he realized it was mike pence. [ laughter ] didnt want to disturb you. I saw that people arent able to go on tours of the white house right now, because Melania Trump still hasnt hired someone to head up the white house visitors office. I guess in the meantime, donald has recorded an audio tour so people can tour the white house themselves. It really gives a lot of information about each room. Here, take a listen to this. This is the lincoln bedroom. Its where abe lincoln slept with his wife. Its very rare. Usually president s arent allowed to share a bed with their wives for security purposes. Thats what melania tells me. [ laughter ] this is the yellow oval room, not to be confused with the oval office. But more than once i spent an entire day sitting in here, because i got the two confused. But it worked out. I got a lot of tweeting done. This is the map room. Steve bannon and i like to come in here and throw darts at the map to decide who to fight with next. Everybody has a good time. This is the blue room and all i can think of when im here is that show blues clues. I always guess all the clues, that i can tell you. Sometimes before steve could even give them. He was a boring host. Just like arnold. This is the china room. Its where we store all the precious white house china. Remember that song that went, chickity china, the chinese chicken . Was that barenaked ladies . Who were neither bare naked or ladies. Fake news. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy oh, my gosh. China room . Steve china. China. Jimmy guys, i saw that the group behind the womens march on washington Just Announced plans for a womens strike, calling it a day without a a woman. We actually have video of what it would look like if every woman did go on strike and men were left to handle everything by themselves. Take a look. Oh [ applause ] jimmy yeah. Scary stuff. [ light laughter ] lets get to some sports. Today, the patriots celebrated their big super bowl win up in boston. [ cheers and applause ] i read that tom brady is still trying to track down his jersey that went missing after the game. Yeah. Then o. J. Said, whatever you do, just dont try to steal it back. Trust me. [ laughter and applause ] didnt didnt work out so great for me. I read that since her super bowl halftime show, lady gagas sales have increased by 1,000 . While sales of bedazzled, shoulder pad leotards have remained exactly the same. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] one. Only sold one of those. More celebrity news. I saw that Kylie Minogue won a a legal battle against kylie jenner over the trademark of their name kylie. [ light laughter ] the judge called the case, not why i went to law school. [ laughter and applause ] heres a local story. It was announced that playboy is reopening its club in new york city after closing down three decades ago. You could tell its the playboy club, because its hidden underneath a mattress store. [ laughter and applause ] steve come on come on, thats a thinker. Jimmy older crowd. Older crowd. Steve the older crowd. Jimmy no, they get it. They get it. And finally, i saw that merriamwebster dictionary added over 1,000 new words today, including the word photobomb. They didnt want to add photobomb, but it jumped in at the last second and kind of ruined the dictionary. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight, guys. Give it up for the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, our neighbor and our latenight pal, seth meyers will be here on the show. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a good man. Plus, we have dev patel and kid cudi will be dropping by. Then [ cheers and applause ] on thursday, the one and only alec baldwin is going to be here. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to face off in a game of box of lies. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah. But first, from the new movie fist fight, ice cube is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] [ punching ] steve ding ding jimmy i knocked him out. Steve did you really . [ light laughter ] jimmy oddest fight ive ever been in. Please, i dont want [ punching ] [ slap ] steve indeed jimmy indee rather. Were going to catch up with ice cube. We love that guy. And its a really funny movie. And then were going to play a a game with a special surprise guest. [ cheers ] a very tall person. Steve a tall person. Jimmy yeah, thats all ill say. Hes a tall person. Steve abraham lincoln. [ light laughter ] jimmy dont spoil it. Were going to compete in a a game of random object shootout. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah, its gonna be fun. Plus, she stars in the film a United Kingdom, the lovely Rosamund Pike is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] later in the show rosamund and i are going to play a fun new drinking game called say anything. So sick around for that. And we have great music from the band perry. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy guys, i always say our show is lucky to have the greatest band in latenight. The roots, right there. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre from philadelphia, pennsylvania. But it isnt always fun and games. From time to time, we put the roots to the test. Thats right. We pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. Its time for freestylin with the roots. Here we go [ cheers and applause ] style free free style with the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey roots, you guys ready to do this . Roots yes jimmy okay, cool. All right, who wants the roots to write a song about them . [ cheers ] get up, buddy. How are ya . Nice to see you. What is your name . Darren. Jimmy darren. Very good. Darren, where are you from . Brooklyn, new york. Jimmy hey. All right. [ cheers ] brooklyn, new york. Now, valentines day is coming up next week. And you know those candy hearts that say hug me and i love you . You know those things . If you could make up your own candy heart, what would it say . I love you, i dont know. Jimmy i love you, i dont know . [ laughter ] i love you, i dont know. Brilliant. A lot of words. I love you i dont know. [ light laughter ] almost like a magic 8 ball, but i like it. Guys, we got my man darren here from brooklyn, new york. And if he could make up his own heart candy it would say i love you, i dont know. [ light laughter ] for this one, in honor of valentines day, roots, can you do it like a frank sinatrastyle love song . Hey, darren this songs for you you traveled all the way from b. K. So how do you do and on vday if you made a candy heart it would say i love you i dont know youre a work of art [ cheers and applause ] jimmy darren, thank you very much. Can i step through . Can i step through here, buddy . Excuse me. Hey, how you doing, man . Good, buddy. Nice to see you. Hey, pal. Hey, how are you, man . Hey. How ya doing . Oh, dont get up. Everyone else is. Its okay. No. [ light laughter ] whats going on . There was a trap there. A bear trap. Oh, hey. How are you . Hi, jimmy. Jimmy nice to see you. Hey, guys. How are you . Hello. How are ya . Sorry, i know, a little awkward. How are you . Nice to see you, buddy. All right, here i am. Thats what i [ cheers and applause ] where i wanted to be the whole time. There you go. What is your name . Sara. Jimmy sara . Sara, the Grammy Awards are this weekend. If you were in a band, what instrument would you play . The piano. Jimmy really . Why so confident on that . Because i used to when i was younger. Jimmy hey, cool. All right, good. If the band wrote a song about you, what would be the first lyric . I miss you so dearly. [ laughter ] jimmy are you still with the band . Or, you left . You left the band already. You went solo. I got it. I miss you so dearly. Very sweet, actually. Ah, yeah. The band, theyre gonna miss out with that piano player. Guys, we have sara, and if she were in a band she would play the piano. And if the band wrote a song about her, the first lyric would be i miss you so dearly. So this next one, can you guys do it like a discostyle . [ light laughter ] like a disco, kind of a fun oh, oh oh, oh hey, sara, im tariq and at the Grammy Awards this weekend in the band what instrument would you play you say piano i dont doubt you if they wrote a song about you what would be the first lyric that they sang they sang we love sara we love sara [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, pal. Appreciate it. Who wants come on. Who wants [ cheers ] you got it. Come on. You got to do it. You got to do it. How ya doing, buddy . Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Jimmy nice to see you as well. What is your name . Ime. Jimmy ime. Yes. Jimmy ime. Ime, the nba allstar game is coming up. If you owned your own Basketball Team theres the knicks, the celtics. What would it be called . They would be called the corn hustlers. [ laughter ] super fresh corn hustlers. Hows that . Jimmy corn [ light laughter ] hustler . Yes. We hustle for the corn. Jimmy i gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i understand what you guys do. Super fresh corn hustlers. [ light laughter ] what city would the team be from . Colorado. Or kansas. Kansas corn hustlers. The kansas corn hustlers. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] im so im so lost. I have no idea whats going on. But we have ime, and if he had his own Basketball Team it would be called the super fresh corn hustlers, and theyre from kansas. So this last one, can you guys do like a yacht rockstyle song . Like a 70s, kind of chill out, on a boat type of yeah. Ime i traveled a long long way and its just to ask you name the super fresh corn hustlers team at the nba allstar game they play and they win i hope they do cause if not it would be a shame we have to send them back to kansas back to where they came we send em away ime send em away if they cant play theyre going away on their way [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, buddy. Thank you. Super fresh corn hustlers. Thanks to these guys. Thanks to the roots. Well be right back with ice cube, everybody [ cheers and applause ] to err is human. To anticipate. Is the lexus rx. With pedestrian detection, auto braking, and lane departure alert standard. Experience another step closer to a safer world. Experience amazing. The full value of your totaled new car. The guy says, you picked the wrong insurance plan. No, i picked the wrong Insurance Company. With new car replacement™, well replace the full value of your car plus depreciation. Liberty mutual insurance. The Hydrogen Fueled mirai. Its only emission is water. Toyota. Lets go places. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest does it all. Music, producing, acting. He now stars in the new comedy film fist fight, which opens friday, february 17th. Please welcome a good friend of the show, ice cube, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they gave you the love. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy they love you. We love you, ice cube. Salute to the roots. Jimmy good to see you buddy, yeah. Welcome, welcome back. To the show. Thank you, man. Jimmy everything going great . Yeah. Jimmy is everything good . Everything good, man. Jimmy i saw you got your soundtrack for Straight Outta Compton got nominated for a a grammy. Yeah. Jimmy this weekend. Yeah, thats cool. Jimmy thats a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] its cool. Yeah. Jimmy and then the actual album is in just got inducted in the grammy hall of fame. Yeah. So thats a big deal man. Jimmy thats a big weekend. Thats so great. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Jimmy i want to talk about this thing. I read about this thing that youre starting up. I think its a cool idea. Is it called is it big3 . Big3. Jimmy big3. Yeah. Jimmy now what explain what this is. And how did you got involved . Big3 is professional three on three basketball with ex nba players. Halfcourt, we got a we got a fourpoint shot which is cool. Jimmy how is that . Oh, we got some circles, and if youre on the circle you hit the shot, its four. Its sweet. We got allen iverson, chauncey billups. Jimmy iversons in it . Steven yeah. Yeah, man. Jimmy i love allen. So, its really snowballing into something great. Jimmy how fun is that . Yeah. Jimmy thats thats good for you. Good for you doing that. [ applause ] thank you. Jimmy i want to talk about the movie. Yes. Fist fight. Jimmy fist fight. Mhmm. Jimmy yeah, thats it right there. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. You already got the tshirt. Yeah. I know. Yeah theres. Youve got to do it. Youve got to a tshirt made. Got to let them know. Jimmy exactly. Yeah. Its very, very funny. You and charlie day, which is great. Yeah. Jimmy because thats a good combination, you guys. Yeah, yeah. Charlie, man. Ive been wanting to work with charlie for many i tried to get him in ride along 2 but he was too busy. So, this came along and it was perfect. You know . Me and him, you know, we knocked it out of the box. Jimmy yeah. For sure. Jimmy you guys play teachers. Yes. Jimmy who schedule plan on theyre going have a fist fight after school. Yeah. Jimmy the two teachers. He get me fired. Jimmy i know. Steve he get me fired. Jimmy well so i say, you know, 3 00 dot that eye. [ applause ] yall remember that one, huh . Jimmy dot that eye. Never heard of that one oh. [ laughter ] ah, have you ever been in a a fist fight . Yeah. Plenty. [ laughter ] yeah, man. Jimmy you remember your first one . Ah you know my i dont remember fighting in my i fought my best friend one time over a girl. Because the girl liked me, and it was his woman, but she liked me. [ light laughter ] and i come out of i come out of school and i didnt know i was going to have to fight. And he was standing there ready for me. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. I had to work him. I had to whoop him up. [ light laughter ] sorry, keith. I had to work you. [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, as long as you apologize, youre hey, sorry, keith. Yeah, i felt bad. I felt bad that i jimmy i dont want to do this to you keith. Yeah. Jimmy youre just bringing this on yourself. You know it was terrible. Jimmy did you stay friends afterwards . Yeah, yeah, yeah. We was friends, you know. But i just felt bad that i had to beat him down. You know . [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh. Yeah. Id feel bad, man. It pains me to think about it. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. But i worked him, too. I jimmy all right, all right. We get it we get it we get it all right hey [ light laughter ] dont you ever, stand out here waiting for me jimmy oh, my first fight first fight it was awful. He actually, he is my best friend now. We became friends after that, because we ended up liking the same stuff and played music and stuff. But we couldnt, were like, it was over a girl. And we were like, thats it. Lets fight after school. And i go, i cant. Im working. [ laughter ] sorry. After school, im packing groceries. He was like, then saturday. I go, lets do it. Saturday its going down. He goes, oh, i cant saturday. I got soccer, on saturday. [ laughter ] so we like got a pencil out, all right, so when can you so you cant go do saturday. So when . I go, hows sunday . I go, i got church on sunday. Hes like, can you do before church . I go, i can do before church. So we fought like, 7 00 in the morning. At the cemetary. It was so dumb. We could see our breath. You know, it was cold out. And we started just fight and he beat me, but i [ laughter ] you see how he just you just kind of glazed over that part. Yeah, he beat me but jimmy yeah, my friend keith. Im sorry, keith. Wait, you know keith . Yeah. We fought over the same we fought the same dude oh, damn jimmy geeze, i love that dude. I miss you, keith. Man, sorry, keith. Jimmy im sorry i let you whoop me, man. Im sorry i let you whoop me but, i just figured i just wanted to help his ego out. He was bummed out. Because he told me, you just beat him up the week before. Taught him a lesson, man. I want to show a clip of ice cube and charlie day in fist fight. Take a look at this. Parking lot. After school. Its on. [ bleep ] theres theres nothing i could have done. You know . So im very sorry that you lost your job, but this this is over. One man wins. When the others unconscious. Then and only then is it over. You you really want to have a fist fight after school like were a couple of students . I want everybody to see this. Teachers dont fight were going to handle our differences like real men. What differences . You got a job and i dont this is a bad joke. Snitches get stitches. Snitches snitches and stitches what are you talking about . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy gotta dot that eye yeah. Jimmy ice cube, everybody. Fist fight hits theaters february 17th [ cheers and applause ] when we come back, ice cube and i are going to compete in a a game of random object shootouts with a surprise guest. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] this year, chevy received more j. D. Power initial quality awards than any other car brand. And they received more last year too. And the year before that. Oh wow and the year before that. Im just impressed that it keeps going. In fact, chevy has received more j. D. Power initial quality awards than any other car brand, four years in a row. Impressive current qualified lessees can sign and drive this chevy equinox for around 232 a month. 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But first we need one more player. We have a very special guest to up the competition a little bit. Please welcome a fivetime nba allstar from the Los Angeles Clippers Blake Griffin [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause ] now, heres how this works. Were going to take turns trying to shoot random objects into that hoop. The objects were shooting tonight are three mini basketballs glued together. [ light laughter ] a cheesecake from juniors here in new york. [ light laughter ] antique clock. My grandmothers antique clock. [ light laughter ] her collection, she only has three of them. [ light laughter ] when grandpa passed, this would be the only thing she would talk to. The ticking of the clock. And so i just i just borrowed them from her house. She has three of them. One in the one in the fourier. Theres one in the bedroom. Of course, theres one in the sun room. Thats where she spends most of her hours, dreaming. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy missing grandpa, you know. So so just be careful when you throw this one. [ laughter ] it means it means a lot to me. Last one here is the moneyball. Worth 2 points. Its a vase full of red roses. Beautiful. For valentines day. Yeah. [ applause ] jimmy all right. Here we go. Well start the competition. Cube, why dont you go first. All right. Jimmy here we go. Yeah. Three balls. Go. Ah jimmy oh [ audience ohs ] doesnt matter, really. Come on, blake. Jimmy i know. They split up. All right. Jimmy im gonna throw like a nunchuck. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it counts. You got to make all three. Jimmy oh, no. Only one of the three is perfect what do yo mean . Jimmy 10. 10. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah come on, man. Yo [ laughter ] ah air ball. Jimmy blah come on, blake. Jimmy juniors cheesecake. This is a delicious cheesecake. Where are jimmy well, right there. Right there . Jimmy yeah. All right. Wait a minute jimmy what . Back of the line, man. Come on thats where you were all right. You a pro [ laughter ] whew ah oh [ cheers and applause ] sweet [ cheers ] [ audience groans ] terrible, man. Jimmy terrible . What are you talking terrible . All right. Hey, be careful. Grandma clock. Jimmy grandmas clock. Grandma clock. Jimmy thats grandmas clock. Be careful. Shes really shes watching tonight. Im going to do a a lew alcindor right now. Jimmy oh, i know that. [ audience groans ] nanna, nanna, nanna turn the channel nanna, dont watch what you got . All right. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, he kissed it. Ah [ audience groans ] jimmy grandma. Lets go, jimmy [ cheers ] going to do a Kareem Kareem abduljabizzle [ light laughter ] [ audience groans ] jimmy that almost went in. You got that. That was impressive, actually. Jimmy that was not bad, right . [ laughter ] awe, this is romantic. Yeah. Jimmy moneyball, worth 2 points. [ audience ohs ] jimmy that was violent. But were giving you a point for that because you got the water in. I just got get water in . Jimmy you got the water in. I got water in. Jimmy all right, 2 points. Youre in the lead. I got a rose in there, too. Yeah [ audience groans ] ah [ light laughter ] jimmy here we go, man, for the win yeah, jimmy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy happy valentines day, everybody [ audience groans ] [ cheers and applause ] you might as well shoot that. Jimmy i will. Yeah yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy trick shot, trick shot. Thats a trick shot. My thanks to ice cube Blake Griffin well be right back with Rosamund Pike stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] theres no party like a lobster party, and this is the lobster party. Red lobsters lobsterfest is back with 9 irresistible lobster dishes. Yeah, its a lot. Try tender lobster lovers dream and see how sweet a lobster dream can be. Or pick two delicious lobster tails with new lobster mix and match. 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I was hoping you were going to say shoe shopping. Masterpass, the secure way to pay from your bank dont just buy it, masterpass it. You have to brave to8 hours of testingcation, in the 11 most crucial areas of management accounting. Only 50 will pass. Done. So if youre one of them, feel free to brag. Youve earned it. Oh yeah. I want that. Whos next . Im next. After her. After him. The cma certification. Youve got to earn it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is an Academy Award nominated actress who stars in the new movie a United Kingdom. Which opens in select theaters on friday. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely, the talented Rosamund Pike [ cheers and applause ] jimmy uh, thank you for coming back to see us. I appreciate its lovely to be here. Jimmy did you throw your voice out . Um yeah. I did, im afraid. Jimmy super bowl . It was the super bowl. Were here to promote the movie, but there were other more important things going on. Jimmy exactly, yeah. But i wanted to talk to you about sports but a weird sport that i found out that you play, and i dont think its legal. To play. Its probably true, yes. Its probably true, yes. Jimmy is it called fire hockey . My yes. One of my favorite pastimes is to play fire hockey with my team, the pyromantics. [ laughter ] jimmy the pyromantics . The pyromantics, yeah. Jimmy i thought this was a a fake thing and then i you sent us a video of you guys playing you take how do you play . Allegedly me playing. Jimmy allegedly. Yeah. No one we dont know whos in this video. But who before we show the video what what is it that youre actually playing with . Well, its played with field hockey sticks. Not ice hockey sticks. Jimmy okay. Five a side. Jimmy mmhmm. Played on about half a a tennis court. As a pitch. In the dark. And the only light comes from the puck, which is a roll of toilet paper. [ light laughter ] covered in chicken wire. Soaked in gasoline. [ light laughter ] and set alight. And it burns if you get a good quality toilet roll jimmy youd think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It goes it burns for about ten minutes. Jimmy good ten minute play. This is real. Take a look at this clip. We dont know whos playing this. Dont do this at home. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh oh, my gosh. That is so dangerous. [ cheers and applause ] rosamund, what are you thats frightening i would be so scared. What if you knocked in to, like we do send that video out when we invite new people to come and play with us and admittedly, you know, many people say, no. [ laughter ] jimmy you think . You do stuff that i i cant believe you do that and you also do this thing that you went wing walking . And ive never heard of this thing. This is a true thing. First of all, i love the outfit. You got jodhpurs. Well, yes. Someone invited me to go wing walking. I didnt know what it was, but they told me id be standing on the wing of a 1940s biplane and i thought, well, i think this is something that women used to do in the 1920s so i went to a a Costume House in london and hired what i thought might be an appropriate outfit. Jimmy i mean this is perfect. It looks likes a painting right there . Theres a little bomber hat and the jodhpurs, but what i didnt anticipate is that, you know, up there in the sky, you got a lot of flappage from those jodhpurs, right . You know, theyve got a lot of wind resistance. Jimmy no way i would do this. Youre on the wing [ laughter ] jimmy i wouldnt do it with the plane in neutral. Not with the engine not on. I wouldnt get on a plane stand on a plane. And they were made in the 1940s, which gives you a bit of pause for thought before you [ laughter ] jimmy but this is frightening. But look, can you see you . Thats you . Thats me. Oh, actually, thats me before everything went a little wrong, because you see ive got my arms out and im thinking, this is amazing. I feel so free and i was sort of having a kind of jimmy leo dicaprio. Kate winslet, leo dicaprio moment. And then i thought, im just going to put my head back and then i couldnt for the life of me get my head back on top of my neck again because the [ light laughter ] jimmy it throws you back. Because of the yeah, the g force, or whatever it is. Jimmy you were like this . Youre like, oh, my god how am i actually jimmy with the jodhpurs flapping, yeah. Get my head back on top of my neck jimmy i dont know this is [ cheers and applause ] youre unbelievable. Youre unbelievable. I love that you do this stuff. Pal, lets talk about a United Kingdom. Its a, David Oyelowo, who we love. Hes been on the show a bunch of times. Oh, yeah. Jimmy do you want to set up the the movie, whats it about . Its a love story. Its a wonderful, hopeful love story set in the 1940s. Its about an african man who came from botswana land, which we now know as botswana. And he was due to be effectively the king, the chief of the largest tribe there and he came to london and he fell in love with a girl from southeast london who was a a pretty ordinary girl, for whom life was forevermore changed by falling in love with this man. Which i think, love is always radical to a degree. But in the 1940s, a mix raced marriage was particularly radical, and they brought down a ton of opposition on their heads from their families, from society, and actually from, on a government level. Jimmy we have a clip here. Heres Rosamund Pike and David Oyelowo in a United Kingdom. Take a look at this. All i all i ask of you is that you go away and think about it, because this this is a lot to think about. And i dont need to think about it. I know i love you. And i know what youre asking. What it means. And, yes. Yes. Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on. Rosamund pike, everybody a United Kingdom opens in theaters this friday. More with rosamund when we come back. Stop. Well maybe. [ cheers and applause ] when youre close to the people you love, does psoriasis ever get in the way of a touching moment . If you have moderate to severe psoriasis, you can embrace the chance of completely clear skin with taltz. Taltz is proven to give you a chance at completely clear skin. With taltz, up to 90 of patients had a significant improvement of their psoriasis plaques. In fact, 4 out of 10 even achieved completely clear skin. Do not use if you are allergic to taltz. Before starting you should be checked for tuberculosis. Taltz may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. Tell your doctor if you are being treated for an infection or have symptoms. Or if you have received a vaccine or plan to. Inflammatory bowel disease can happen with taltz. Including worsening of symptoms. Serious allergic reactions can occur. 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Say anything, okay. Jimmy yeah. Here it is, yeah. So, heres how it works. We each have three shots of surfer on acid. What is surfer on acid . Jimmy its my favorite shot. Its jagermeister and pineapple juice. [ audience oohs ] oh, so this is jimmy yeah. Again yeah, this is fantastic. So were gonna have take turns saying a random word. It could be any word. Whatever you whatever pops in your head. The first person to stumble, blank, or repeat a word loses that round. Has to take a shot. Whoever finishes their shots first, loses. I might have just fallen apart. Jimmy are you from behind here. Jimmy okay. I think i might have jimmy i wont look. My dress might have split. Jimmy i wont look. Should we take that out. Or not . Jimmy im not even wearing pants. So this is good. [ laughter ] doesnt matter. No rules no rules tonight. We havent even started on the shots. Jimmy all right. This is jimmy all right. You ready for this game . Yeah. I think so. Yes, as long as im safe. Jimmy yeah, its all right, youre safe. Okay. Jimmy ready . Yep. Jimmy hose. Nincompoop. [ light laughter ] jimmy house. Bun. Jimmy cinnamon. Potato. Jimmy frittata. [ light laughter ] tulip. Jimmy bird. Hazardous. Jimmy dog. Beak. Jimmy hammer. Hose. No, you said hose jimmy i said hose [ buzzer ] oh no jimmy yeah, first one was you i was thinking of the other hose jimmy yeah, yeah. I was thinking of the panty hose. Jimmy panty hose. This is disgusting. Jimmy its not bad, right . Oh i thought you were going to say, not bad. All right. Ready . Okay. Jimmy you start us off. Um jimmy any word. Blank. Jimmy ear. Nose. Jimmy eye. Nostril. Jimmy eyebrow. Hair. Jimmy teeth. Tongue. Jimmy trip. Bake. Jimmy apple. Tulip. What . Ive got a thing about tulips. Jimmy pancake. Nasal hair. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Im going to drink on that one. Im sorry. [ buzzer ] nasal hair nasal hair whew tasty. I dont know mmm. Jimmy doesnt taste too bad. All right, good. Tie game. Okay. Jimmy here we go. Ready . Yep. Jimmy earring. Lick. Jimmy dog. Nose. Jimmy tulip. Fantasy. Jimmy island. Nincompoop. [ light laughter ] sorry jimmy i think were going back in time here. Really. [ buzzer ] its the odd ive never heard the word nincompoop before. Its a broken record. Jimmy and i blanked on that one because you made me think of okay. Here we go. Okay. Jimmy you look so pretty. [ laughter ] thank you. Jimmy [ slurring ] youre a a very pretty girl. [ laughter ] jimmy ready . The game. Correct. Jimmy here we go. Ready . Um bored. Correct. Jimmy chess. Mind. Jimmy elastic. Grenade. [ laughter ] jimmy ah gosh, i just blanked. Sorry guys. [ applause ] do i win . Jimmy youre the champ right there Rosamund Pike the band perry performs for us next stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the Hydrogen Fueled mirai. Its only emission is water. Toyota. Lets go places. Anything with a screen is a tv. Stream 130 live channels, plus 40,000 on demand tv shows and movies, all on the go. You can even download from your x1 dvr and watch it offline. Only xfinity gives you more to stream to any screen. Download the xfinity tv app today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they are a a grammywinning trio whose new album, my bad imagination, is due later this year. Performing their new single, stay in the dark, please welcome the band perry. [ cheers and applause ] here we are in this moment eyes closed where we going here i am with my arms wide open go ahead close the curtains i dont care where well end up right now lets be in love here i am with my heart wide open go ahead close the curtains lately things been getting so crazy im feeling like my heart hates me its racing i just wanna stay in the dark turn off all the lights come hold me tight where we going i just wanna stay in the dark turn off all the lights come hold me tight get me going i just wanna stay in the dark oh oh oh it feels so good tonight yeah i just wanna stay in the dark who knows what were missing its our world its our business here i am im with you on a mission we got tunnel vision lately things been getting so crazy im feeling like my heart hates me its racing i just wanna stay in the dark turn off all the lights come hold me tight where we going i just wanna stay in the dark turn off all the lights come hold me tight and get me going i just wanna stay in the dark oh oh oh it feels so good tonight yeah i just wanna stay in the dark oh oh oh it feels so good tonight yeah i just wanna stay in the dark no, i cant sleep no, i cant speak feel my heartbeat hey, hey, hey no, i cant speak no, i cant sleep feel my heartbeat i just wanna stay in the dark turn off all these lights will you hold me tight where we going . I just wanna stay in the dark turn off all the lights come hold me tight get me going i just wanna stay in the dark no, i cant speak no, i cant sleep yeah i just wanna stay in the dark no, i cant speak no, i cant sleep yeah i just wanna stay in the dark [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoa oh, my goodness oh, oh, awesome that was so cool. Good job. The band perry stay in the dark is available now. My thanks to ice cube, Rosamund Pike, Blake Griffin, the band perry [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right over there, somewhere. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight anderson cooper. Musician and actress reba mcentire. The westminster dogs. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic. In that case, lets get to the news. Vice president mike pence today cast the tiebreaking vote to confirm controversial education secretary nominee, betsy devos. And if you dont know what that means, youre probably betsy devos

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