Featuring labrinth. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 613, ottawa yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Oh, i love it. I love it. Thank you so much. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is what we need [ cheers and applause ] i love you. I need you [ applause ] welcome, everybody. Heres what people are talking about. Here in new york, thousands of people showed up at jfk airport over the weekend to protest trumps immigration ban. People who were actually at the protest said, this is awful. While the people out in laguardia were like, you think you got it bad . Were at laguardia. [ applause ] thats bad. And after Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer got emotional while protesting trumps travel ban, trump accused him of fake crying. [ laughter ] and melania said, trust me. He doesnt know when someone is faking it. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh hey, ho hey jimmy and while all this was going on yesterday at the white house, trump hosted a a screening of the movie finding dory. [ laughter ] trump said that he actually related more to finding nemo because that was about an orange and white cartoon. [ laughter and applause ] why would you i dont understand why you last week donald trump held a a press conference with british Prime Minister theresa may, and it seemed like they were pretty focused on one thing. Take a look at this. We have a really, i think, a a very good relationship. We have already struck up a a good, good relationship. I hope we have a fantastic relationship. We can build an even stronger, special relationship. [ laughter ] and it turned out to be a a great relationship. Could we get an update on where the relationship is . There goes that relationship. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy everyone knows a good way to kill a relationship is to talk too much about the relationship. [ laughter ] we have a great relationship. [ light laughter ] actually, the white house said that President Trump spoke on the phone with several World Leaders this weekend. And they actually let reporters film him while he took those calls in the oval office. Take a look at this. There it is. The footage is shaky. Thats him on the phone. Now, they said trump was talking to World Leaders, but we got a recording of that call. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy listen to this. Steve wow. Thanks for calling big 12 7. 1 caller, whats your request . Three doors down. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy make a request. Steve thats what he requested. Jimmy check this out, guys. Its reported president obama could receive up to 20 million for his upcoming memoir, which is more than any other president. I guess hes already come up with a few options for the title. First theres fifty shades of graying. [ laughter and applause ] then theres goodnight, uhh, moon. [ laughter and applause ] uhh, goodnight, book. [ laughter ] finally, there is of course, the sisterhood of the traveling mom jeans. [ laughter and applause ] unfortunate that he wore those. Some celebrity news. In a new interview, Matthew Mcconaughey said that if he werent an actor he would be a teacher or an astronaut. Or more likely an uber driver who spends the whole ride talking to himself. [ laughter and applause ] and then in a new podcast, drake says his career goal is to have a sexy latenight tv show. [ laughter ] to that i say, been there, doing that. [ cheers and applause ] im out of breath. Yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah, stanky legs. Its plural. Yeah. They can both stanky. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy get this. I saw that a group of inmates in california filmed a Youtube Video from prison, where they vowed to help el chapo escape. [ light laughter ] el chapo was excited to watch it, then a 30second ad popped up and he was like, ah, forget it. [ laughter and applause ] i cant, i cant. I dont have time for this. I saw that tostitos is coming out with a limited edition bag that actually doubles as breathalyzer. [ laughter ] heres how it works. If youre breathing into a bag of tostitos, youre probably drunk. [ laughter and applause ] i think i can do it. I think i can make it. The bag says [ light laughter ] the tostitos bag says i should be fine, so im going to roll the dice. Im going to roll the dice on this one, man. [ laughter ] you guys, the 65th annual Miss Universe pageant was last night. Miss universe. Steve yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy thats right. And this is amazing. It was the 65th year in a row that the winner was from earth. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy earth. Again, earth. Thats right, last night miss kenya said that she thinks President Trump has actually done a lot to unify the u. S. Trump was so happy with miss kenya, he started a rumor that she was born in america. [ laughter and applause ] yes. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a crowd, right there. Bet you guys cant guess what day it is. Steve what day is it . Jimmy monday thats right. Were so happy. [ cheers and applause ] were happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night, Dakota Johnson will be here. [ cheers and applause ] then later this week, keanu reeves, kristin stewart, gordon ramsay, will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] we have performances from ub40 [ cheers and applause ] ub40. The lumineers will be here and big sean. Its going to be good. Steve ah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy but first we have great show tonight. Hes one of the funniest guys on the planet. From the new Netflix Original movie david brent life on the road, Ricky Gervais is here [ cheers and applause ] david brent life on the road. Steve i cannot wait. Jimmy dude, it is fantastic. Steve oh. Jimmy plus she stars in the new nbc show powerless, Vanessa Hudgens is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music from noah cyrus, featuring labrinth [ cheers and applause ] good stuff tonight. Guys, obviously, donald trump is all over the news. You cant turn on the tv or go online without hearing him. In fact, earlier today trump gave a speech from the oval office to address some of the criticism hes been facing after his first week in office. I thought it was interesting. Check this out. And now a special message from me. [ laughter ] good evening, my fellow americans. [ cheers and applause ] this is weird, right . Me. Here. I know, its even freaking me out a little bit. [ light laughter ] anyway, thank you for tuning in to the brand new 24 7 youtube live stream from the oval office. [ light laughter ] ill be Live Streaming everything for the next four years, just like shia labeouf. [ light laughter ] thats right. Im labeoufing it. [ light laughter ] this is a total labeouf. [ laughter ] now before i begin i just want to address the complaints that two or three dozen people had over the weekend. [ light laughter ] im talking about the immigration ban. Look people, i made my position on immigration very clear. When it comes to immigrants, you have two choices. Either get out of here, or marry me. [ laughter and applause ] but its not just the immigration ban that five or six people are upset about. [ light laughter ] ive been told that all of my decisionmaking so far has been erratic and random and quote, like a toddler throwing a a tantrum at a mcdonalds ball pit. [ laughter ] fake news. [ laughter ] i assure you, my decisions are anything but random. Take my cabinet, for example. People say i only pick millionaires and wall street insiders. But its not that simple. I have a very specific selections process. [ laughter ] this is my golden nomination cage, and i spin it exactly three times. And then i reach in and pull out a ball with my freakishly large hands. [ laughter ] my hands are so large they dont even make gloves in my size. [ laughter ] imagine how hard it is to use vending machines. [ laughter ] i dont want a snickers. [ laughter ] i wanted doritos. [ light laughter ] cool ranch. [ light laughter ] i reach in with my giant hands and if the balls white i nominate a wall street insider. If the ball is black, i nominate ben carson. [ laughter ] sorry, ben. See . Science. Nextly. [ laughter ] two or three people have been criticizing my executive orders. They say theyre dangerous and crazy and quote, almost as though hes spinning a giant wheel and doing whatever it lands on. [ laughter ] for those of you who say that, youre right. You totally get it. Theres a process. [ cheers and applause ] whatever i need to make an executive decision i simply give my huge wheel of decision a big spin, a really big spin. [ light laughter ] sure, repealing obamacare isnt great, but hey, at least it didnt land on nuke the moon just to see what happens. [ laughter ] look how close it came. Its like its like on the price is right when you just need that one extra click. [ light laughter ] i love price is right. Wawawawaaa wawawawall [ light laughter ] make them pay for it. [ laughter ] in conclusionally [ light laughter ] id probably say that literally no one was upset this week. And so in celebration of that, i will now be choosing my Supreme Court nominee. Lets bring out the wheel of names, names, names. [ laughter ] will it be captain crunch . Or the wickedly talented adele dazeem . Lets spin the wheel and find out. Play the music. [ cheers and applause ] inside the rack houses of jim beam, thousands of barrels lay silent. Aging, building a fuller smoother flavor that only comes from being aged four long years. At jim beam, our history is made from the inside. How will you make yours . And were proud to reveal that jim beam black has been awarded the worlds highest rated bourbon. Their words not ours, make history. Hey, leggo my eggo. I dont see your name on it. Really . Ba bam know the rules. Keep your eggo. Leggo my eggo. Okay. Any of your favorite footlongs now for just six dollars. An endless cavalcade of premium subs. Any footlong on the menu for just six dollars. So, bring your appetite america, the subway footlong fest is upon us. Federal Appeals Court judgewill Thomas Hardiman are considered frontrunners to fill the seat of the late justice antonin scalia. Add on facebook a 23 year old dental student from france has been crowned Miss Universe. The victory was the first by a french contestant in more than 60 years. End [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight is an emmy and golden globe awardwinning actor, writer and creator of the critically acclaimed series, the office. Now hes bringing back his iconic character david brent is coming back in the Netflix Original, its so funny. In the Netflix Original film, david brent life on the road which will launch friday, february 10th. Everyone please welcome Ricky Gervais [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] wow jimmy thats the thats the one and only. Thats thank you. Jimmy hes the guy, Ricky Gervais is here. The real guy wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im so excited about this movie. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy on netflix. David brent is back. I want to talk about it, because its i love that character. Oh, thank you very much. Jimmy you look great, by the way. I look great . Jimmy yeah. Is that sarcasm jimmy no, it wasnt. [ light laughter ] you see, this is the thing with you. Its a talk show, oh, you look great, even though, look at me. Of course i dont look great. Look im worse than last the last time we talked about getting old, and losing the hair and distended testicles. [ laughter ] and now its 6 months later. So now now, it is worse because im getting fat again. Which is no, because listen, right. I know its not youre not going to see me on one of those documentaries yet, but its a slippery slope. Jimmy right. [ laughter ] you know what i mean it, no it starts somewhere. Because i got fit. I got fat first, about 15 years, at about 30 to, like, 45, and then i got and i started to got fit, alright, and i didnt want to give up any food or drink. That was out of the question. So i worked out. Jimmy yeah. But now, because im old, and weak, and my bones hurt, i cant, i cant work out enough to burn off the calories i take in at night. So im still eating and drinking too much, but now i cant work out like rocky so ive put about 10 pounds back on. It starts somewhere. You see, this the problem is, you think, oh, youre all right. But then you but when you see [ light laughter ] no, listen. But, listen. You see you see those guys on documentaries. And theyre, like, 700 pounds and im thinking, but when they got to 300 pounds, didnt they go, oh, this is a bit much. You know what i mean . [ laughter ] what how is it its not a surprise to become 700 pounds. [ laughter ] you have to work at it every day. So when there was weighing themselves and they have to get their neighbor in to tell them what the scale says, wasnt that a clue . If you cant i mean, my penis is small but i can still see it, but but when you cant what im saying is [ laughter ] i i own it. Im im putting on weight again because im eating too much. Im not one of those people that makes excuses. That says, no, its grandeur. Its never grandeur. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] right . Jimmy yeah. Its big bones. You have big bones covered in meat and gravy. [ laughter ] thats what gets people fat. Jimmy maybe just have less calories or stop eating and drinking . No, im not going stop eating and drinking. Now whats the point . Whats the point in living longer if youre sober . [ cheers and applause ] especially especially these days. I want to be drunk all the time [ laughter ] i just want to be drunk all the time, and i just dont know where its going to end because im just going to get bigger and bigger, and i dont know what to do about it, really. Because im not going to give up eating and drinking because there is no point. And i cant work out. Because im just jimmy maybe, can you drink a less caloric beverage or dont drink or drink some diet no. I i just i just like the taste. Its as if you were to say, oh, you, like, drink too much. You should give it up. That doesnt make sense. [ light laughter ] i like it too much. Im not going to give up so lets find another method. But im going to have i wouldnt have these stifling steaks in your stomach. I cant do it i dont want to cheat, but there was a woman, right, in england, right . Honestly. [ laughter ] there was a there was a there was a woman in england. This is a true story. It was in the paper, right. She was 600 pounds, right . And she couldnt do anything and she so they just she had 10 burger and fries a a day . Alright . She used to get a cab, a taxi, to the mcdonalds, right . To have these. Jimmy yeah. She didnt even walk. That would have burn up a few calories. Right . [ laughter ] right . And so they looked as though we have which, you know, you do feel sorry for them, but so they wired her jaw together to try and stop her eating. So she liquidized 10 burger and fries a day. [ audience ohs ] so she had a mcdonalds smoothie every day. [ audience ohs ] [ talking over each other ] its true. Its true its something you cant do. Jimmy no, you yeah. Jimmy i really want to get to talking about this netflix movie that you have. [ laughter ] okay. This is true as well. Right . This is how mad this is how mad the world got. A few months ago, there was a there was a school in london, that wanted to ban the word obese. [ laughter ] ban the word obese [ applause ] no. Thats true. They said they said they said they wanted to ban the word obese. Jimmy why . Because it was offensive to i dont know what to describe them. To kids that were as wide as they are tall. [ laughter ] i mean no. But, the obese was the polite word. That was the polite word they invented so we didnt have to say fat little [ bleep ]. [ screams and applause ] no, but if they so so dont dont ban the word. Go for a run. Thats all im saying. Jimmy david brent life on the road. Life on the road. [ light laughter ] jimmy on netflix. Netflix. More of Ricky Gervais when we come back. Well talk about that. [ cheers and applause ] [ping] [ping] [glass breaking] [statue breaking] hello, mr. Ortiz. Do you have a tax question . Yeah, im teaching tennis on the side now. Thats nice. But im going through a lot of balls. Can i deduct them . In your case, yes. You can enter your expenses right here. Oh, cool. Hey, david. Are you ready for your lesson . [ping] just like that. Oh, okay. 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We just created the greatest value menu in the world. Boom. I heard superheroes read chucks norris comics. D you. I heard at night, the boogeyman checks under the bed for chuck. I heard cats say they have chucklike reflexes. Do you think hes still got it . I bet you a buck he catches this salt shaker. Youre on hey chuck you owe me a buck. You cant always see whats coming but when you choose unitedhealthcare, finding an innetwork doctor thats close to home is easy. So what happened . I had lunch with chuck norris. Unitedhealthcare. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Were here with my favorite, Ricky Gervais is here [ cheers and applause ] he has a new movie, on netflix called david brent life on the road. Im so excited about this, because you know i we always talk about this. I love the office. Ah, thank you. Jimmy but i love david brent. I love his music. I love last time we talked about the songbook that you put out. Which is yeah. Jimmy its just yeah. Beautiful stuff. Its david brent. Ten years later. And now hes not the boss anymore. You know, hes a tampon rep. [ light laughter ] so jimmy thats good. [ laughter ] ive been out in the country. And but hes never given up his dream of being a rock star. So he cashed in his pensions, he takes unpaid leave. He books you know, he hires session musicians. Jimmy oh, good. And hes just hemorrhaging cash, hoping that hes going to get signed. And hes doing all these jimmy ah. Dopey tunes, and its and its tragic, but its really funny. And its so sort of now where Everyone Wants to be famous and they just think they can, you know, get out there and do it. And its and its so sad because hes older now, but were still laughing at him. Dont worry. Its still funny. [ laughter ] jimmy honestly its so delusional. But jimmy but what are some of the song titles . Whats the christmas the holiday one . Oh, um, dont cry, its christmas. [ laughter ] please, dont make fun of the disabled. Jimmy thats a good one. Thats a native american. And he thinks hes he thinks hes doing good, and hes accidentally offensive. You know . Jimmy oh, yeah. He thinks that these songs are going to be anthems and he just gets it all wrong. So its really cringey. Jimmy but, before were you a comedian you were actually a a musician. So yeah. Jimmy is this loosely based on some things that happened to you . Well, you use everything. Jimmy yeah. You know all your experiences. I worked in an office for ten years and wrote about it. And before that i tried to be a a rock star and failed miserably. But yeah, you use all that. You know jimmy yeah. I remember, one gig we did, about 1985, we paid paid a a pub, right . And we did the sound check. And the guy came over. And this is sort of in the film. The guy came over, the engineer, said, oh, you might as well stay up, lads, youre on now. And, i said, when are they going to open the doors to let the crowd in. He said, theyre open. [ laughter ] he said, no ones come to see you. No one. Jimmy not one person. Not one person, right . And the band was sort of crestfallen. And i tried to be positive. I said to the band, lets just treat it like a free rehearsal. A free rehearsal. We just played eight songs to no one. Jimmy gosh. I mean it was really weird it was like an art. It was like zen. Just, we just. Jimmy yeah. So, it was just terrible. Yeah. Jimmy oh, thats awful. Yeah. Jimmy well see, but then you but also i love the band name that you have in in the movie. Foregone conclusion. Jimmy foregone conclusion. Its so pedestrian. He thinks hes so clever. Yes. Jimmy i love those names. I used to love finding bad, band names. Jimmy me i used do a radio show where i just make up band names and have phoneins and we used to come up with i want you to try the hardest, heavy rock name ever. And the hardest i could get was brain hammer. [ laughter ] i thought of it, brain hammer. Jimmy brain hammer, thats a great one. The other one was deathly hemp. Jimmy ah good wasnt it . Jimmy thats a good heavy metal yeah. Jimmy that one should be used. Yeah. Jimmy i can see you can have it. Jimmy thank you. Yeah. Oh, yes. Id do it. I try to think of fake dj names. Why . Jimmy because they all djs now they come up, like kind of catchy, kind of cutesy names, or Something Like that. So i thought like a real lame one would be, like, dj dave supreme. Dave supremes good. If you book that jimmy dave supreme. Dave supreme you know what youre getting. Jimmy yeah. If it was a british dj id probably come up with, nigel the pedophile. [ laughter ] jimmy you won. You won. Uh. Hey, uh. Hey kids i wont take them. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh, by the way. What . Jimmy all right, so heres are the deal. What . Jimmy this is making me laugh. So your movie came out in england. Yes, yes. Jimmy right . Its been out there. Jimmy reaching out. So its available on netflix and so if you go to the screen you see your poster but it just happened to come out right at the same time as, finding dory, came out. Mmm. Jimmy kung fu panda and sausage party. Yeah. Look at this. Jimmy look this is real. This is real. Jimmy just, the way things lined up on the tv screen. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter and applause ] come on, man you cant do that. You cant i can. Jimmy you cant fake that, man. I can tell you, that really is not actual size. Jimmy no. I jimmy thank you. Fake news. Thats fake news. That is an alternative fact. Jimmy yeah. That is definitely. Jimmy alternative fact. Yeah, but then you tweeted that out, and seth rogen tweeted you back, right . Oh yeah, he said, ive always wanted to be your phallus. Jimmy thats so nice. But then but then you sent out another photo. That i saw, that made me laugh. Yeah. Jimmy so you tweeted again. You go, oh come on. Theyre doing it on purpose now. Thats jimmy the dvd. This is the death of me. Thats jimmy in england. Thats the dvd. Thats in the shop. Jimmy thats obscene. Yes. So i was a star for doing it on purpose, or it just happens to be, you know its next to it in the charts. But thats ridiculous. Thats even more jimmy i mean thats in bad taste. Thats even more thats more like you. Jimmy you couldnt plan that. That is just thats more like your scale. But mine mine would be [ laughter ] imagine that . Jimmy yeah. How could you live with that . Jimmy no one can imagine that. No. No. Jimmy what hes there was a guy there was a guy on the news, right . A mexican guy who has the biggest he had a 20 inch penis. And he looked so depressed. He looked so sad, he was just there like that. And that what . What . Life on the road, on netflix. Jimmy no, yeah. So david brent yeah. Jimmy life on the road. David brent is back. Yes. Jimmy february 10th. February 10th. Jimmy is when it watch it. Jimmy you have to see it. Its really funny. I want to show everyone a clip. Oh. Jimmy yeah. And here is Ricky Gervais as david brent in david brent life on the road. Take a look at this. I know, disario, believe me, but he is the worst person around women i think ive ever seen. My mom used to say theres someone out there for everyone and i think for david especially its important to believe that. [ applause ] jimmy i love it. I love you. Thank you for this. Thank you so much. Jimmy i cannot wait. Ricky gervais a Netflix Original film. David brent life on the road will launch on friday february 10th. Well be right back with Vanessa Hudgens, everybody. Stick around [ cheers and applause ] remember 2007 . Smartphones . O m g ten years later, nothings really changed. Its time to snap out of it. Hello moto. Snap on a jbl speaker. Put a 70 screen on a wall. Get a 10x optical zoom. Get excited world. Hello moto. Moto is here. The moto z with motomods. Get 50 off on moto z droid. 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Ah jimmy its great. I know, its so exciting. Jimmy so, its called powerless. Mhmm. Jimmy so, basically the idea that i know of, is that its set in the d. C. Comic world. Yes. Jimmy but this is not youre not a super hero. No. Jimmy no. Its not about super heroes. A lot of the shows we see are always about the super heroes. Jimmy yeah. But its like, you know, when you see an epic battle going on and like theyre crashing into buildings. Like, what happens to the people who are trying to like, walk to their jobs . Jimmy yeah, exactly. Yeah. You know . Jimmy okay, yeah. So were those people and we work at wayne securities. And we make jimmy so youre in the bruce wayne world . Were in the bruce wayne industry umbrella. Jimmy wayne securities. Yes, and my boss, van wayne, is bruce waynes cousin, who is a complete idiot. Played by alan tudyk who is not an idiot. Jimmy yeah. To be clear. Jimmy yeah. And we make products for people so that they can like, live their days a little more safely as a powerless person. Jimmy all right, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy i saw one [ laughter ] i saw one where, like, you go to swing hit him with a a baseball bat and his suit explodes yeah. Jimmy and becomes a giant pillow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy it was really funny. Its getting great reviews. Variety just put out a great review yeah. Jimmy so congratulations on that. Thank you. Jimmy i think its yeah, sure. You can clap. [ cheers and applause ] its a big deal to have a a sitcom on nbc. I dont know if you because oh, yeah. Its like my dream. Well, like the office and Parks Recreation are my favorite shows. Jimmy oh, yeah. I was like, Ricky Gervais, i was like, brent jimmy me too, a couple of weeks ago, i was like woo and he was like, woo [ screaming ] jimmy all three of us in the hallway, we were harmonizing. It was insane. I know it was beautiful. It was absolutely beautiful. Jimmy thats how you i was like [ air horn sounds ] jimmy air horns. You had do it, man, yeah exactly. Yeah, you had to. Jimmy but i want to show everyone a clip of the show here. This airs thursday at 8 30. Yeah. Jimmy heres a clip. Heres Vanessa Hudgens in powerless. Take a look at this. This is the lab. Thats our 3d printer. Dont touch it. Thats liquid nitrogen. Dont touch it. Thats wendy, our lead software engineer. Let me guess. Dont touch her. Why would you touch her . Hey guys watch this thats ron, hes head of engineering and chief of childlike wonder. Batter up [ laughter ] thats amazing. What is it . Its called the wear bag. It protects against Collateral Damage from superhero battles. Were talking about projectiles, fallen debris. Direct blows. Oh ooh. Its only good for one use. [ applause ] jimmy this is great, you did it. I know its so exciting. And the best part is like i am obsessed with it. Like i cant wait til it airs so i can actually watch it. Jimmy i know right . But what its a good time. Jimmy when did you film this one . That one we started around novemberish. Jimmy well how does did you have anything, i want everyone to see this thing because, its really funny . I know. Im like, i want to watch so i can laugh. I was doing adr the other day, and i was keeled over just like laughing in hysterics. Jimmy youre so good in it. Thanks. Jimmy and youre so good at comedy. Oh my god, this is great that youre doing this. I know, i love it. Jimmy yeah. Im so excited. Jimmy i mean this i dont know its a big deal. Were all because, i mean, this is were excited to do the tonight show. Were here on nbc, very honored to have this show. [ applause ] we love it, but thursday night, nbc. I know. Jimmy has some of the biggest sitcoms in the history of television. Totally. Jimmy seinfeld. Cheers. Yeah. Friends. Jimmy friends. [ applause ] friends. Jimmy friends. [ laughter ] aw, man. Friends, thats what we are on the planet. Because were in the nbc family. 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It doesnt make any sense. A talk show ride. But it what it is, is i know. It doesnt make any sense. [ light laughter ] what happened was ill try to get to this really quick. But i was doing late night, i was just taking over. And i just and i said, well, nbc universal. Maybe there was something i can do with universal theme parks. But i was trying to think i dont know what i could do. So i came up with this idea for a ride. Where you its a simulator where you go through new york city. So i called the ride dudes. [ light laughter ] there are guys that are dudes you can call. They do all so i got a meeting with these guys and i pitched them this whole thing, and fly them to new york and they go, ha ha, no. No, thank you. [ laughter ] good luck with your show. Whats your name . Jimmy . Yeah. If you ever need tickets to harry potter let us know. And [ laughter ] so, and i called them later to get tickets for harry potter. So anyways now cut to eight years later. We have the tonight show. The shows doing well. Were very lucky. [ cheers and applause ] they called they called me, and they said, do you remember calling us . I go, yeah, of course. I have the paper right here. I go, yeah. And they go, well, we want to do this. And it is unbelievable. I did industrial light and magic did all the graphics, and you race you start here in the studio. Its like going to new york city, coming to the tonight show, and being on the most coolest roller coaster of all time, all in one. Its amazing, amazing, amazing. You have to come to orlando. Were going to be doing the show from there, april third through the sixth. Its going to be fun. But please were launching it on the sixth, right . Its the coolest thing ever. And i dont want to give any surprises, but at one point you stop at a pizzeria and you smell pizza. Its that rad. Youre going to freak out. Anyways. [ cheers and applause ] race through new york is what its called. Race through new york. Guys, get excited for this right here. At age 17, she is the youngest member of the cyrus family, whose debut single was released to critical fanfare this past november. Making her tv debut, performing make me cry off of her album nc17, please welcome noah cyrus featuring labrinth [ cheers and applause ] i never needed you like i do right now i never needed you like i do right now i never hated you like i do right now cause all you ever do is make me i gave you up bout 21 times felt those lips tell me 21 lies, yeah youll be the death of me sage advice lovelovin you could make jesus cry when i hear youre sayin darling your kiss is like an antidote im fightin like im ali but you got me on the ropes i never needed you like i do right now i never needed you like i do right now i never hated you like i do right now cause all you ever do is make me couldnt hear the thunder but i heard your heart race i couldnt see the rain were too busy makin hurricanes yeah love aint easy when it aint my way but it gets hard when you aint here makin me crazy baby, say the word darlin you know just how to hold the sucker down so i see you in the morning i cant watch you walk out i never needed you like i do right now i never needed you like i do right now i never hated you like i do right now cause all you ever do is make me cry cry cry i hear the thunder i see the rain i never needed you like i do right now i never needed you like i do right now i never hated you like i do right now cause all you ever do is make me [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh, my noah cyrus. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Ricky Gervais [ cheers and applause ] Vanessa Hudgens noah cyrus, once again. [ cheers and applause ] labrinth, and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye bye, everybody thank you. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight john malkovich. From 24 legacy, actor corey hawkins. Music from kings of leon. Featuring the 8g band with Kenny Aronoff [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic. Here, in that case, lets get to the news. Former president obama released his first Public Statement today since leaving the white house, and i have it here. Just let me read it to you in full. [ clearing throat ]