And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove show 600 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness whoa [ cheers and applause ] this is it. Can you feel the excitement right now, baby . [ cheers and applause ] oh, i love it. Right back at you. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. You all made it. Youre here. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is a big show. Im your host, jimmy fallon. You guys, we have First Lady Michelle Obama on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and this is actually her final talk show appearance as first lady. [ audience aws ] everyones very emotional. In fact, after patting me down, the secret service gave me a a rose. [ light laughter ] jimmy i accepted. I accepted. Steve wow. Jimmy shes the best. Everybodys still talking about president obamas big Farewell Speech in chicago last night. [ cheers and applause ] wow. In fact, at one point the crowd started chanting four more years four more years [ cheers ] while obama was chanting, not even funny not even funny not even funny not even funny not gonna happen [ light laughter ] but crowd was really going wild. There was one person that seemed particularly captivated by him. Take a look at this. A creed at the core of every american whose story is not yet written. Yes, we can. [ cheers ] and im gonna keep on lovin you cause its the only thing i wanna do [ laughter ] steve yeah. Jimmy finger guns, man. Steve pew, pew. [ light laughter ] jimmy listen to this. I read that donald and Melania Trump are scheduled to ride with the obamas to the capitol on inauguration day. And you thought your uber pool was uncomfortable. I mean this is [ laughter ] and it came out that obama offered to leave behind the swing set that he had installed for his kids so that trumps grandkids could use it, but trump turned him down. Yeah. Trump said hell be building a a bigger, better swing set and hes going to make the kids pay for it. Steve really . [ laughter and applause ] wow. Jimmy at least theyll reimburse him. Steve theyll reimburse him later. Jimmy theyll reimburse him later. The big story right now is the new report claiming that russia has enough embarrassing material on donald trump to blackmail him. On the other hand, so does anyone who follows trump on twitter. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] whats the big is that a big deal . I saw that on a that they have a 20 20 special on trumps inauguration that has forced abc to push back its premiers of scandal and how to get away with murder. [ audience ohs ] yeah, to make room for the special about trump called scandal and how to get away with murder. [ laughter and applause ] thats the name of the show. And finally, i saw that today is Alexander Hamiltons birthday. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Hamilton was born on this day in 1757. But it was only last year that his rap career finally took off. [ laughter and applause ] so stick with your dreams, kids. We have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks guys. Steve oh jimmy thank you, everybody. Steve come on jimmy its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, golden globe awardwinner kevin bacon will be on the show. [ cheers and applause ] we always do something fun with kevin. Then on friday we have claire danes, j. K. Simmons, and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] thats gonna be a big show. But first, we have a giant show tonight. This is it. Making her final Television Appearance as first lady here on the tonight show. First Lady Michelle obama is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] the first lady and i have a lot in store for you. A few fun surprises. Then were playing catchphrase with two very special guests. [ audience oohs ] its gonna be blast, yeah. Steve ah pew, pew, pew. [ light laughter ] pew, pew, pew. Jimmy plus, he is a music legend. The great Stevie Wonder is here [ cheers and applause ] Stevie Stevie is here. Steve come on jimmy hes going to perform for the first lady. You dont want to miss it. Big show. Its so exciting. Its just amazing to have you all here. I mean the buzz around the office, you can just feel it. Steve its crazy. Jimmy since we first started, weve only had this first steve this is the only first family jimmy only first family weve had. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. Because we started in 2009. Yeah, its gonna be i mean, weve done a bunch of well ill talk to michelle later. [ light laughter ] steve pew, pew, pew. Jimmy thank you, thank you. You cant steal that now that joe is leaving. You cant take that. Steve yeah, we can. We can take it. Jimmy its a big show. Were so honored to have First Lady Michelle Obama with us tonight. And now because these are her final days in the white house, we wanted to do Something Special for her. We wanted to show her how much we appreciate all shes done for the country. So we decided to ask a bunch of regular americans to come to our studio and give their thanks to the first lady on camera. Now they thought that they were just recording a video for the first lady. What they didnt realize is that the real first lady was standing behind a curtain right in front of them. [ audience aws ] the reactions are pretty great. Take a look at this. [ applause ] and heres the mark right here. And if you want to just turn and face this camera. Right here . And im gonna ask so what is your name . Alicia. Alicia, okay. Whenever youre ready, go ahead, turn around, and tell the first lady what she means to you. Okay. Good evening, first lady. Because of you, i know that my race does not define who i am or what i can accomplish. For years you have shown our nation countless times that through dignity, compassion, and respect, we can overcome any hardship. Thank you for inspiring all americans, including myself, to continue to go high even when the challenges of life make us feel low. Thank you so much. Did you prepare that ahead of time . Oh my god that was so beautiful. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my gosh oh, my gosh hello. Do you do this for a living . No speak about me . Oh my gosh jimmy hi. [ laughter ] are you surprised . Oh, my goodness. [ inaudible ] that was not what i was expecting. I was out of eating pizza bits yesterday in my bed and now im meeting the first lady. [ laughter ] First Lady Michelle Obama, thank you for making me a more confident woman. You have helped me and inspired me to walk in my purpose. Every day i work to help women and underrepresented students get access to technology education. And i love this work and im good at this work. And i would love to work for you one day. Really . You would . Yes, i would like to you would . For me . You sound amazing. You sounded so awesome. Oh, my goodness. Thank you for those kind words. Thank you. I feel the same way about you that i feel about the best teachers ive ever had. Those special teachers that you never forget, because they realized the powerful influence they can have. And i feel like thats what youve been to me and millions of people, not only in america but all around the globe. Henry, that was so sweet. Oh, my goodness. Oh wow. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Wow. This is such a privilege to hear these words from you guys and then to oh hi, jimmy. Lll jimmy hi. Same reaction, yeah. Youre all class and a total inspiration to all of us. And a major thing that i remember is during your mom dance segment with jimmy when you totally outdougied him. It was amazing to see that a a woman with your strength and kindness and just amazingness could have fun on camera. And were gonna miss you so much. How about a little more dougie . [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. Its really an honor. What i love is that on camera i am better than jimmy fallon [ cheers ] tktk jimmy the dougie . I just want to say thank you. Im a dad. So we have a lot in common, because were both working parents. I have two kids. And i want to thank you, because my daughter looks up to you and i dont even think she knows exactly all the ways. She has a salad bar at her school and she tried it. So thank you for helping my daughter eat her vegetables. I let her stay up and watch your speeches, but the reason i do it is because the thread that runs through your speeches is kindness. Always kindness. Speaking deep from the heart. That is the one value i try to teach my kids. Wow. Wow. Oh, doug. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. My daughters are not gonna theyre not gonna believe this. Oh, and theres this guy, too. Jimmy are you surprised . Yes. Wow. Jimmy i love she goes to the salad bar. Yeah, she tried kale. Seriously. What kid tries kale . Im done. Im done. Hi, michelle. Hows it going . Long time no see. Just wanted to stop by and say hello and, you know, just how much ive appreciated you as the first lady these last eight years. Theyve really flown by. Turn up for what . Right . Right . Got my fitbit on. You got the kids movin. You even got me movin. Im counting my steps every day, which is really great. But on a serious note, i really want to thank you for the role model youve been as a first lady. Any little girl knows no matter her beginning, she can ascend to limitless heights. Without further ado rah, rah, rah. Tiger, tiger, tiger. Sis, sis, sis. Boom, boom, boom girl ahh [ laughter ] princeton. Wow. Jimmy thats cool. Wow. Aw, man. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our thanks to everyone who participated in that video. Stick around. Well be right back with First Lady Michelle Obama. [ cheers and applause ] tiki barber running hambone a barber shop . T hut yes surprising. 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For war crimes forced to pay hundreds of millions for toxic pollution. Putting profits ahead of our kids health. Tell your senators to reject rex tillerson. And protect american interests not corporate interests. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are so fortunate to be joined right now by a a great leader of this nation who will soon become a private citizen again, just like all of us. Only way smarter, cooler and more accomplished. Please welcome back to the show, the first lady of the United States of america, Michelle Obama. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy thank you. Welcome. [ cheers ] thank you, thank you, thank you. And welcome back to the show. I really appreciate i just want to personally say thank you for being our only first family that weve had since we started late night, weve been doing bits and sketches together. I dont even know we have. Weve done some really crazy stuff. Jimmy crazy stuff. [ light laughter ] right we i mean, yeah. Had a potato sack race in the white house. That was the first thing. That was your introduction. Thats how he showed up at the white house. [ laughter ] first time, the headband jimmy was it spandex . Spandex. [ light laughter ] i was like okay. Jimmy i was wearing spandex and a headband. Yeah, and you go im like, all right. Im ready for this. [ talking over each other ] i can i can be the first lady if this is what it entails. Jimmy okay, good yeah. Sack races in the east room. Jimmy im just so thankful. And thank you for being your friendship and your leadership and please come back on the show, as a citizen. As well, please. Oh, absolutely. Jimmy whatever you want. We open notebook. Let me just say you know, we didnt talk about this, but i want to thank you. So you have been such a an amazing partner on all my initiatives. [ cheers and applause ] you you are funny, kind, cute. [ cheers ] and you have the best band in the land. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, i do. Thank you very much. I love you guys. I love you guys. Jimmy oh, my goodness. Its all is it getting just emotional for you . Its all goodbyes and it is. It is. It is nuts. I feel like crying right now [ audience aws ] and i didnt think that it was going to be that emotional, because its like, yeah, were ready. Were good. Were good. [ light laughter ] were ready to go. Its been eight years. Eight years is enough. Were packing up. But, no. It has been surprisingly emotional for all of us. In ways that we didnt expect, yeah. Jimmy last friday when when you spoke at your event, you got choked up. Oh, yeah. Jimmy i never see you we never see you get that emotional. What is it that choked you up . What made you Start Talking about kids. Talking about the future. I mean, kids are my heart. Jimmy yeah. You know . When i think about the fact that some of them are afraid about what is to come. Jimmy yeah. You know, i really what i said, i dont want them to be afraid. I want them to embrace the future and know that the world is getting better. We have bumps in the road, we have ups and downs. But i want our kids to like move forward. I dont care where they come from, with strength and with hope. And that [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love you for saying that. Speaking of emotional, the speech last night. Oh, gosh. That was another thing. Jimmy and your husband, as president [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i lost it. Yeah. Jimmy i lost it at home. I was crying on my wifes shoulder. [ light laughter ] and i go hes just the best man in the whole wide world. I mean, no way could there be a a cooler human being than that guy. And every time malia lost it i lost it. Yeah, she looked over at me, she says i cant believe it, im going to cry through the whole speech. And i was like, thats okay. Its all right. Jimmy its so pretty and so nice. You have the nicest kids. And sasha wasnt there because she had a final. And its like [ light laughter ] you know the obamas girl, you sorry. [ laughter ] you better take your test. Jimmy sorry, youre going to miss out. Like, you can say goodbye later. [ laughter ] jimmy i thought that was the best example for how to be a a good student, but also be a good parent. Did you leave any are you leaving something behind at the white house, like like a a secret note somewhere or oh, yeah. Jimmy thats what i would do. Im trying yeah, of course. Thats what you would do. Jimmy yeah, i would totally leave im going to hide a secret note somewhere. I try not to base my life on what jimmy would do. [ laughter ] its like you know, were really cleaning out and, you know jimmy lot of memories there. Yeah. Jimmy is there one room in particular youre like, ive always had a great time in that room . Uh. [ cheers and applause ] you guys. Jimmy hey hey hey hey just settle down. Jimmy this is family show. Settle down. Settle down. Jimmy everybody, settle down. You guys, grow up. [ laughter ] jimmy seriously, yeah. All of you. Jimmy man. Yeah, can you jimmy that came out wrong. [ talking over each other ] as far as weve been here shot yeah, yeah, yeah. Red room. Jimmy theyre all great. Theyre all great rooms. Theyre all great rooms. Well see, okay. Lets move on. [ light laughter ] jimmy how is mom doing . Hows your mom. Grandmas good. Shes good. Shes already gone. She left after christmas. Jimmy did she really . Shes like, bye. See you people. Yeah. Jimmy what was it like having your your mother there . Couldnt have done this without her. I mean look. I know mom is watching, because shes like, youre going to be on jimmy fallon . What time. So hey, grandma mom. Jimmy hi grandma. But i couldnt have done this without you, mom. You are my role model. You are an amazing woman even though you dont think you had anything to do with me. She always says that, its like, you raised yourself. And i was like, i did not. It was you. And dad. But just having that multigenerational existence kept us all grounded because mom doesnt really play. Shes not impressed with any of us. [ laughter ] grandma is amazing. And i love you, mom, and im proud of you, because you represented this country well, too. Good lady. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have some photos. I know you have you have a a photographer wherever you go. We do. Jimmy thats family. No, its turned out to be pretty good because, you know, like we dont have we cant go back to that house. Its not like you can knock and say, can i see my room . Its over. Jimmy yeah. Once youre out, youre out. They dont you know, that oath is real. You know . Its like well be standing at the gate, going, remember us [ laughter ] jimmy they will, theyll remember you. It is always good to have a a few photos, to remember what the girls rooms looked like. Jimmy you can look at them yeah, exactly. I wanted to see if you have any memories of this is 2008. Oh, yeah. That was the first inauguration. [ audience aws ] that was probably after he did this day was nuts. I mean, it was the oath, it was a parade. It was like below zero. We had ten balls. All right, ladies heels. A long dress. Ball after ball, this was probably the seventh ball. And i was like, are you kidding me, dude . [ light laughter ] jimmy were gonna have to do this. Yeah, this is it. And these are our we still travel with all of these people. Our romantic moment, and then the fellas. [ laughter ] jimmy theyre always looking at you. [ talking over each other ] so whats happening, man . Cool elevator, yeah whatever. Create your private moment right there. Jimmy exactly, that is the photo that went everywhere. How about this one . Oh, that was the fourth of july which is special memories for us, not because it is our nations birthday, but malias birthday. Thats it for the big celebrations for her. [ light laughter ] your done, kid. Like well just clap for her. Jimmy yeah, exactly. 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Plus, find your tag and get an additional 500 lease cash on select chevy vehicles. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. We are here with the first lady of the United States of america, Michelle Obama [ cheers and applause ] welcome back thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. Jimmy you have so many great initiatives and so many great things that weve done together. Lets move. Reach higher. Yeah. Jimmy are you going to still work with these initiatives . Absolutely. I mean weve made plans for the continuation of all the work that were doing so theres already sort of strategies happening. But i will continue to stay involved in these issues as long as i live. Jimmy yeah. I didnt take these on because i was the first lady. I took them on because they meant something to me. Our kids health. You know, the fact that we have really made big strides to change the health of our kids, especially through the School Lunch Program which i hope does not get touched, because that makes sense. We have to keep doing things that make sense for our future. [ cheers and applause ] thats why you know, its nuts. Jimmy yeah. We know our kids need to eat well. They need to eat healthy and we cant sort of start changing that when they go to school. So education, as you know, is my passion. For this next generation, if you want to be leaders, you got to get a great education. So were going to keep sending those messages, hopefully not just here but around the world, working on girls education. So, yeah, im not done. Im too young too young to stop. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you met with Melania Trump right after the election and you gave her some advice. What did you say to her . Well, we talked about kids, the importance of family and creating some safe spaces to protect that family space. Jimmy did laura bush give you oh, absolutely. She the president , the former president , jenna, barbara, they were all tremendous, and continue to be tremendous supports. And thats so important for people around the country to understand that this democracy is not about party. It is not about demonizing the other side. Were all trying to get stuff done and weve seen that decency and were trying to emulate that decency. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, we knew that. So, yeah, were going to be supportive to the Trump Administration as much as we can be, particularly so im available for melania, for ivanka, for anyone to give that advice to so they get through this thing whole and healthy, which i think they can with the support of this nation and making sure people understand that families need to be protected in this. Jimmy yeah. So, you know, well be there to help them as much as they want our help. Jimmy good deal. I know that we are [ applause ] thats a great message. And were very thankful. I assume that youre thankful to some people as well. Yeah. Jimmy so i thought maybe tonight if you dont mind, maybe we could write out some thank you notes. Okay. [ cheers and applause ] here . Jimmy yeah. Is this thank you note area . Jimmy thank you note area. This is where we do it. Where the thank you notes happen . Jimmy this is where it all happens right here. This is all the magic. I like this. Jimmy you do . This side of the desk. Jimmy you do . [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy no, no. Im not leaving. Im not leaving. I just saw the roots get really excited. They were like, this could be something big. [ light laughter ] would you like to would you like to start us off . Okay. Jimmy just say the magic words. Well, james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy never seen him that happy in my entire [ light laughter ] is that how its done . Jimmy yeah, youre good. Yeah, that was perfect. You nailed it. [ light laughter ] im pretty good at this. Youre okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] thank you, barack, for proving youre not a lame duck. [ light laughter ] but my very own silver fox. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. Im angling for a good gift. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, he owes you one for that one. Thank you, first lady, Michelle Obama. [ cheers and applause ] for bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase the right to bare arms. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] what come on. You are welcome. [ laughter ] thank you, inauguration day, or as i like to call it lets move. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, thats right. Lets move. Lets move. [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats it. Thats true. You probably never get rim shots when youre the first lady. Its a rim shot, yeah. Jimmy yeah, exactly, yeah. Maybe you can come with me with the rim shot. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. Not right now. At least think about it. At least think about it. [ cheers and applause ] no. At least for a second. Gosh, you didnt even think. Youre just ready to go. Its like, all right, lady, were out of here. [ light laughter ] thank you, mrs. Obama, for being a strong, smart, independent woman, an activist, a style icon, and a great dancer. Showing us all what it would look like if beyonce married a a much nerdier jayz. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. Thats my boo. [ cheers and applause ] mom jeans and all. Jimmy mom jeans. You got rid of those jeans, right . The jeans are gone. Jimmy got rid of the jeans, yeah. Trust me, theyre gone. [ light laughter ] thank you, my initiative reached higher for encouraging every student in america to get a College Education after high school, which is also known as four more years. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy four more years four more years [ talking over each other ] jimmy finally, thank you, mrs. Obama, for always promoting physical fitness. And, hey, since you like exercising so much, how about running for president . [ cheers ] im just saying. There you have it. Those are our thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] first lady, Michelle Obama and i are playing catchphrase against two very special guests after the break. Stick around, everybody there are now twice as many fourdollar value menu items. Thats right, america. We just created the greatest value menu in the world. Boom. New girl, huh . Yeah, im i couldnt help but notice you checking out my name your price tool. Yeah, this bad boy gives you Coverage Options based on your budget. Oh oh, not so fast, tadpole. You have to learn to swim first. Claire, heres your name your price tool. Oh, thanks, flo. Mmhmm. Jamie, dont forget to clean the fridge when youre done. She seems nice. She seems nice. [ door closes ] shes actually pretty nice. Oh. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. I am hanging out with first lady, Michelle Obama, and we are about to play a game of catchphrase. Now, michelle and i are a team and we are going to face off against two legendary standup comedians. First, he created and starred in one of the greatest sketch comedy shows of all time. He has two new standup specials premiering on netflix this spring. Please welcome, Dave Chappelle, everyone [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. How you doing, buddy . Oh, my gosh. Thats good. Daves partner tonight, season nine of his emmynominated show, comedians and cars getting coffee is available now on crackle. Give it up for Jerry Seinfeld [ cheers and applause ] whats going on . Its about time to play. Jimmy wow. Looking good looking good [ cheers ] wow. You, this is just a little talk show game. Not to me. Jimmy i know, you came to play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you guys. Were still going to kick their butts. Jimmy okay, good. Here we go. Here is how the game works. Dave, youre gonna start the game by pressing start on this buzzer here, okay. And then you draw a clue from the top of the pile. You have to get your teammate to guess the clue as quickly as possible, then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. You can make any physical gesture, say whatever you want but you cant say any word in the actual clue. When you are holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. We play three rounds. Lets take our positions. Okay. Couldnt we just talk . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy no, no, no. Im on here jimmy all right. Here we go. All right, good. Buzzers starting. [ beeping ] hear that . [ talking over each other ] first clue. I give these whenever i stand next to first lady is like [ talking over each other ] jimmy what . Duck duck goose. [ beeping intensifies ] jimmy goosebumps. Bam all right, very good. Very nice. All right. This dance. Robot. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] when you sit down at a a restaurant, they have two types of things. [ beeping intensifies ] one whites one black. [ inaudible ] yes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy your husband wore these the mom jeans . Jimmy yes. Oh, no. Sorry. Jeans. Jimmy but if youre not the mom, youre the dad jeans. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go. [ beeping intensifies ] like, oh my god. Totally. Is how this type of woman would speak. Oh, my god, im like so jimmy valley girl. There you go. [ buzzing ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we lost that round. You got stomped on. Jimmy yeah, because it stopped right after you got valley girl. Yeah, well that just happened. Jimmy that just happened, thats just one. Thats all. All right. All right. Its not over yet. Two more rounds. Jimmy best of three. That was steph curry on the buzzer. That was good, that was good. Jimmy that was right on the buzzer. All right. Dont celebrate too much though. Dont celebrate too much. Jimmy here we go. All right, ready . You ready . Jimmy were coming back, big comeback. All right, here we go. [ beeping ] when you can see into somebodys super heroes have this power. It is called. Jimmy xray vision . Yes, indeed. [ cheers and applause ] dorothy hamill. Figure skater. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping intensifies ] dont fumble now. Come on, jimmy. Come on. Dont fumble now. n all the Single Ladies all the Single Ladies beyonce. Jimmy yeah, thats right. [ cheers and applause ] it took you that long . Jimmy i know. Is that beyonce reference . Make a prop, oh, say the word. [ beeping intensifies ] [ talking over each other ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy we got that one you got them flustered. Jimmy turn my buzzer off. We got that one, right . Now keeping track of all the ones we got and thats the score, right . Jimmy no, no. No. Stuck with the thing . Yeah, no. [ light laughter ] [ talking over each other ] its called whos stuck with the thing. Yeah, right. Youre starting, dave. This game has gone off the rails. [ talking over each other ] jimmy insane. I am not losing control. I hope not. [ laughter ] it is too late. Its too late now. Yeah, dont lose your show. Jimmy yeah, here we go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] worked out well. Worked out okay. Worked out okay for you. Its good, youre good. Jimmy worked out all right. All right, here we go. [ inaudible ] [ laughter ] here we go. All right. [ beeping ] i dont want you talking to me. I tell you this. Did you oh, nice. Nice. It is the game the kissing game where you jimmy spin the bottle. Yes. When you got to get your drivers license renewed and you go to the dmv. [ beeping intensifies ] hootie and the blow fish. There you go. Nice one. They play revelie on one of these instruments. Bugle. There we go. [ beeping intensifies ] the magazine that was on the cover of anna wintour is jimmy vogue. People are not drinking regular milk now. Theyre drinking oh [ beeping intensifies ] jimmy we won we won we won [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to First Lady Michelle Obama [ cheers and applause ] Jerry SeinfeldDave Chappelle well be right back with the performance from Stevie Wonder. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [beeping] the 2017 rav4 with Toyota Safety sense, standard. Toyota. Lets go places. Its your tv, take it with you. With directv and at t, stream live tv anywhere datafree. Join directv today starting at 35 month. No extra monthly fees. Is your deodorant leaving white marks or yellow stains on your clothes . Use new degree ultraclear black white. No white marks on black clothes. And no yellow stains on white. So your white clothes stay white. And your black clothes stay black. Choose degree ultraclear black white. It wont let you down. Try theraflu expressmax,nd flu hold you back now in new caplets. 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Stevie wonder [ cheers and applause ] i love you, michelle isnt she lovely isnt she wonderful isnt she precious i cant believe what god has done hes given the world such a wonderful woman girl you are lovely made from love [ cheers and applause ] so, i must tell you. That i wrote this song but i kind of changed the words a a little bit. If i dont get it right, fire me. [ cheers and applause ] la la la la la la la la la la la la my Michelle Amour lovely as a summer day my Michelle Amour as sweet as flowers bloom in may my Michelle Amour youre the only one that we adore because we know for us your heartbeats for youll always be first lady in our lives [ cheers and applause ] in a cafe or sometimes on a crowded street ive been near you but you never noticed me my Michelle Amour wont you tell me how could you ignore that behind that little smile i wore how i wish that you were mine everybody sing. La la la la la la la la la la la la maybe someday like you the world will see and will be able to live in harmony my Michelle Amour wonderful woman that we adore youre the only one that my heart beats for youll always be first lady in our minds everybody sing la la la la la la la la la la la la [ cheers and applause ] michelle, we love you. And your husband, too, of course, the president. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Stevie WonderStevie Wonder. Jimmy thank you so much. Thank you. Jimmy were gonna talk to stevie after the break. Come on back, everybody. That was unbelievable. That was what im talking about. Wow. How fun is that. [ cheers and applause ] to get a cma certification, you have to brave 8 hours of testing in the 11 most crucial areas of management accounting. Only 50 will pass. Done. So if youre one of them, feel free to brag. Youve earned it. Oh yeah. I want that. Whos next . Im next. After her. After him. The cma certification. Youve got to earn it. 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And i went to chicago and did that. But i remember the night the last part of the night i said, you know what . I know that you want to be senator, but lets pray that you become president of the United States. [ cheers and applause ] and you know, prayers do come true. And that was a magical moment. Because i really believed from the very beginning, even before he was senator that he was going to be president. He had the right kind of spirit. And he was connected with not just, you know, those our age but millennials and people, period, of all ethnicities. And then to have a wonderful queen as his wife. [ cheers andla