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Musical guests, the flaming lips, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove show 599 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh thats what im talking about right there. A hot crowd. Thank you so much. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. This is the one. [ cheers and applause ] before i do the monologue, i just got to do one thing. I got to hug my cue card guy. I really i missed you, dude. I missed you. I really missed you, buddy. Thank you. [ cheers ] oh, i love you buddy. Love you too, man. Jimmy thank you very much. Im so happy youre here, man. Im so happy. [ laughter ] heres what people were talking about today. President obama gave his farewell address tonight in chicago and thousands of people waited outside in freezing temperatures to get tickets. Yeah. Now those people have a week to get over their pneumonia before they lose their health insurance. [ laughter and applause ] and listen to this. Rumors are circulating that Hillary Clinton could run for mayor of new york city later this year. While bill could run to be the next naked cowboy in times square. [ applause ] did you see this . Hillary and bill clinton announced that they are going to attend Donald Trumps inauguration next friday. Trump was really excited when he heard because theyre the first celebrities that said theyll actually go. [ laughter and applause ] wow. Thats great news. Thats right. Hillary is going to trumps inauguration. Even more awkward, shes sitting right next to putin. [ light laughter ] [ russian accent ] would you like altoid . [ laughter ] this is just crazy. Someone uncovered an episode of an old western from the 1 1950s and it features a guest character named walter trump. And this is real, we didnt make this up. Listen to some of the things this guy said. Your name is trump. I can build a wall around your homes that nothing will penetrate. Youre a liar, trump. Be careful, son. I can sue you. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy even weirder, after several years on the show, that character was replaced by arnold schwarzenegger. Isnt that unbelievable . [ laughter ] well you guys, last night was a a very interesting episode of the bachelor. We love the bachelor here on our show. [ cheers ] a contestant named corrine confronted her issues with another contestant named taylor. It was all very dramatic. But one of the best scenes was when these two women had a very intense conversation about whether or not they were okay with each other. If you missed it, dont worry [ light laughter ] because here to reenact that scene with actual lines from the show are the roots own tariq and questlove. [ cheers and applause ] tariq thanks, jimmy. Tonight ill be playing corrine. A 24yearold Business Owner from miami who just wants to make sure everythings okay. [ light laughter ] questlove and ill be playing taylor. A 23yearold Mental Health counselor from seattle who just wants to let corrine know she is okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats great. Well, whenever youre ready. Tariq sorry and no hard feelings. Its just, the situation were in. Questlove mmhmm. [ laughter ] tariq you have a problem with any of this . Questlove i dont know what youre talking about. Tariq oh. Are you talking about when you came in . Questlove yes. Tariq to my time with nick . Questlove yes. Tariq and then you recame and got your time back, so i wanted more because i was really happy with it. Questlove no. Tariq good. Okay. As long as its no situation about the situation. [ laughter ] were okay. Questlove i think im okay. Tariq are you okay . Because you seem a little hesitant about being okay. [ laughter ] questlove no im ah, i think im really okay. Tariq good, good. Because i want you to be okay. Good. Questlove great. Tariq yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is how you do it. That is how you do it right there [ cheers and applause ] very moving scene. Thank you right there, tariq, questlove. Tariq and questlove, everybody. Yeah, they already clapped. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Theyre not very humble. And finally, this is very exciting. Keurig, the company that makes coffee from a pod is teaming up with anheuserbusch to create a a new product that makes cocktails. [ cheers ] keurig says it makes the perfect addition to any home or teachers lounge. There you go. [ laughter and applause ] we have great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got a fantastic week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, tomorrow night this is big. She is making her last talk show appearance as the first lady of the United States right here on our show. Michelle bama will be here. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats an honor. Weve got some great stuff planned with her. Weve got some very special guests as well. And to close the show well have music from the legendary Stevie Wonder performing with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] good show. Then later this week we have kevin bacon, claire danes, j. K. Simmons. [ cheers and applause ] its gonna be a good week. But first, we have a great show tonight. We love this woman. From the new Television Series, star, Queen Latifah is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] thats my girl. I love her. Were going to catch up with her, then she and i are going to play a fun new game called humannequins. [ audience ohs ] plus hes one of my favorite comedians. From portandia, fred armisen is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] hes the funniest dude ever. Steve come on. Jimmy and we have great music from the flameing lips, everybody. Look at that [ cheers and applause ] i had a great weekend. I just came back from l. A. I hosted the Golden Globes and had a great time there [ cheers and applause ] so this is you did see you saw it right . Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah, thanks for watching. Steve i was watching at home. Jimmy so we have this whole giant opening, it was really fun. I mean everybody was in it. Nicole kidman, John Travolta i got to meet. Hes the coolest dude ever, by the way. Got him to do this. He did that. [ light laughter ] i mean, i got chills. It was great. A bunch of people made cameos, the Stranger Things kids. It was really great. So i did the cold open, they aired it, great. I walk out, and its kind of a a tough room. Just a bunch of people talking, they dont really care that youre there or not. But they were watching. I go, great, this is gonna be great. I walk out. Youre already onstage. Did you see it . The teleprompter goes out. I mean, it flickered it said like i saw a thank you very much was on there, like i need to remember to say that. And then it said thank you and then it went out like an old tv set that you just turn off. [ light laughter ] and i go were you laughing . Questlove yeah, sort of. Jimmy yeah, sort of. I go, what do i do . I can improvise, but i cant make up the whole monologue. So maybe well just introduce ryan and emma. I dont know what do i do . And then they have a backup tele did you see this . Questlove yes. Jimmy they have a backup teleprompter. Questlove yes. Jimmy i see it looks like a computer screen, like someones trying to fix something is what im seeing. I go, oh, no. [ light laughter ] its a disaster. And the backup screen goes on, but its behind the other teleprompter. So its blocking i could only see half the words. I go, oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] it was unbelievable, man. I could not believe it was happening. I go, of course this happens to me. This is perfect. But it turned out to be a a great, super fun show. I want to thank everybody. Dick clark productions. I want to thank Hollywood Foreign press and nbc. And thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] it was a great night. Guys, you know me. I love music, and i wanted to do something fun. So i reached out to some of my favorite musicians and i asked them to tell me the true meaning behind some of their biggest hits. The results are very interesting. Its time for behind the lyrics. Here we go. Behind the lyrics well my song, all of me was originally a jingle i wrote for the olive garden called olive me but they didnt returned any of my calls. So i changed it to olive meat. Olive meat and tried to sell it to wendys. But they backed out at the last minute. So now im hoping arbys will take a nibble. If you catch my drift. In sweet caroline i said, good times never seem so good. But thats a lie. Have you ever spent an afternoon popping bubble wrap . Now, thats a good time. The real truth is um that im a huge star wars fanatic and so when i wrote my song havent met you yet i originally had titled, i wish i was boba fett. But my manager said, no, basically you cant do that. You have to appeal to the ladies. And so i changed it. But, still, every time i sing it now, i always sing in my head i wish i was boba fett [ light laughter ] oh, thats a good time. Behind the lyrics [ applause ] jimmy thats a good time. My thanks to john legend, neil diamond and Michael Buble for helping us out with that. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause ] enjoy your phone you too. All right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. What . . Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . laughs to self in disbelief okay, just a few more steps. Door its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data when you switch to at t and have directv. Promises to be the biggest of the decade. With total accumulation of up to three feet. Roads will be shut down indefinitely and schools are closed. Campbells soups go great with a cold and a nice red. Made for real, real life. 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No. From time to time, we put the roots to the test, we pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them, on the spot. Its time for freestylin with the roots here we go. Time to freestyle with the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey roots yes. Jimmy you ready to do this . Yes jimmy yes lets do it. Raise your hand if you want the roots to [ cheers ] you can stand up. Stand up . Jimmy sure, yeah. What is your name . Emma. Jimmy emma, very good. Emma. Where are you from . Im from connecticut. Jimmy from connecticut. [ cheers ] yeah. Jimmy it is january, which means a lot of people are making new years resolutions. What is your new years resolution . I didnt really make one, but ah i guess be healthier. [ light laughter ] because, you know im, im in college, so its just like youre not healthy in college. Jimmy you dont feel healthy . No, no i eat jimmy well, you look healthy. [ light laughter ] thanks. Yeah, thanks. Jimmy yeah. I mean i broke my ankle like two two months ago so. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] i dont feel healthy, but thats okay. Jimmy no thats good. Its all right. Guys ah we have our pal emma here, shes from connecticut, and her new years resolution doesnt really have one, but she wants a she wants to be healthier. And she she broke her ankle. Doesnt want to talk about it. She doesnt want to make a big deal about it, but anyways, she broke her ankle, but no big deal. Shes in college. What do you want her to do . [ light laughter ] so for this first one, we have Queen Latifah on the show tonight. So can you guys do a kind of [ cheers and applause ] Queen Latifahstyle rap song . Tariq you want rap . Jimmy yeah, yeah. Tariq all right. Ooh broken ankle broken ankle ooh broken ankle broken ankle emmas in the house so keep all her confusion connecticut be keepin it movin she doesnt want to talk about her ankle she wants to be more healthy thats a new years resolution whenever we come back from hiatus we give it a hype show black dont you know that our mic low kicking around as bright as a light show yo emma welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] ooh broken ankle broken ankle jimmy how bout that right . For a healthy new new year. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. Hope you have a healthy new year. Excuse me guys, thats rude. Do you mind . Nice to see ya. How are you . How you doing, buddy . Hey i love roots. Thank you. How you guys doing . Hi. Jimmy hey, buddy. You were sitting like that you were sitting like that anyway. Yeah, thats great. How are ya . Nice to see you. Hey, pal. [ cheers ] hey guys. How ya doing . This time, the audience. Thats what i want to see. [ cheers and applause ] oh, goodness. How ya doing, buddy . How are you, man . Im doing all right. Jimmy very good. What is your name . Kenneth. Jimmy what is it . Kenneth. Jimmy oh, kenneth, very good. Very good, kenneth. Kenneth, the Golden Globes were two nights ago. If you could win an award for anything in life, what would it be . Probably being the tallest filipino ever. [ laughter and applause ] i think i got that. I think i got it. Jimmy tallest filipino ever. Tariq, thats gonna be easy to put in a song. Yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] good luck. Jimmy and in your acceptance speech, who would be the first person you would thank . My parents. [ laughter ] jimmy obviously. Uh is your is your mom and dad tall . No. My moms 52 and my dads probably, like, 55. Im a freak. Im a freak. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, no. You look great. Youre perfect. Guys, we have kenneth here, if he won an award for anything it would be for the tallest filipino ever. In his acceptance speech, the first person he would thank would be his parents. For this last one because of the movie la la land, won seven Golden Globes. Yeah, i know. Its good. [ cheers and applause ] can you guys do a do like a a la la landstyle song, like a well kenneth and he welcomed jimmy back from the Golden Globe Awards and the tallest filipino ever would be his own award hes here on his own accord today and in his acceptance speech that he wrapped around his finger like a weapon he wants to thank his short parents for everything i tried but im no mike buble [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was good. That was fantastic give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause ] give it up for these i have a great audience. Well be right back with Queen Latifah. Come on back that was great, man. [ cheers and applause ] dear kenneth hes the tallest filipino ever and he meant it schick hydro® versus a lube strip. With a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40 less friction. 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Did you have a tax question . Yes, miss tax lady. Im in the personal training game now. The khaled exercise program. You know, shreds pounds. You feel me . I feel you. Can i deduct some of the training equipment . Yes, if its exclusively for work, you can enter the expenses here. Maam, im working. Trust me im workin. Climb the mountain top. Hey, yo jerome come on lets go [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an Academy Award nominated actress. Plus an emmy, golden globe, and grammy award winner now stars in the new Television Series called star, that you can see wednesday nights at 9 00 p. M. On fox. Please welcome the multitalented, the one, the only, Queen Latifah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you feeling the love . Jimmy jimmy are you feeling the love . Come on come on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they love you. I always feel the love jimmy. Jimmy come on good job. Jimmy thank you. Well done. Jimmy man, that was hilarious. I didnt know if you were faking or if you were serious. Jimmy definitely blank. Was it a prop drop or is this part of a skit . Whats happening . Jimmy no, really. This is part of the monologue. Is he going into a monologue . Wait. Jimmy no, i was like i was like, cut to timberlake. Cut to timberlake. Do something. That was so funny. Jimmy i didnt know what to do. But you play too much. So dont know if its the boy who cried wolf or not. Jimmy i gotcha. You handled it well. Im so proud of you. Jimmy thank you so much. Please. He did a great job on the globes, right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love you, buddy. You too, quest. Jimmy yeah, and quest. Yall too. Jimmy quest is great, too. Every time we get together, its always so much fun. And so its i always have the best time with you. Last time i saw you, do you remember . It was new years eve. Not this year, this past new years eve. That was so much fun. Jimmy do remember this . Goldeneye in jamaica. Jimmy jamaica. What . Jimmy yeah. We were at this place in jamaica, thats amazing, goldeneye. Yeah. Jimmy and i saw you were having dinner with friends. Right, right. Jimmy and i knew it was you. I go, oh my gosh. And i saw you and i had like a a Bluetooth Speaker with me, like a bose . And a box on your shoulder. Jimmy like a boom box, yeah. [ light laughter ] who walks around a resort with like a box on his shoulder . [ laughter ] playing Michael Jackson . Im like jimmy yeah. I was cranking Michael Jackson on the boom box, like normal people do on vacation. [ laughter ] so i always just bring it because me and my wife are going to go to the beach and listen to music, whatever. But then i saw you, so i thought it would be funny. But its nighttime, mind you [ laughter ] jimmy and its nighttime, yeah. So i just went over and thought it would be funny to crank up Michael Jackson and i jumped on your table and started dancing on your table because i wanted to surprise you. Because i said i wanted to surprise you, and then so it was it was a bit, it was funny and all that stuff. Then you go, wait, wait, wait, stop. Dude, do you realize youre wearing the same outfit as this baby. [ laughter ] no. Jimmy no, i swear to god. I couldnt believe it. Jimmy me and the baby are wearing the same outfit. [ laughter and applause ] down to the sneakers. Yo jimmy down to the sneakers. [ laughter ] is that unbelievable . Theres a baby over there dressed just like you [ laughter ] jimmy we both shop at baby gap, thats unbelievable. And at some point he picked the baby up, and hes holding the baby. And the baby i was like, this makes no sense at all. [ light laughter ] jimmy i just love it. I love it. That was priceless. Jimmy you performed at the white house this past weekend . Yeah, thanks to these guys. Jimmy the roots . They helped you out . [ cheers and applause ] thanks to these guys over here. Jimmy you didnt know you were gonna sing . Man jimmy you didnt know it . It was a setup. Jimmy really . Which i was happy to fall for jimmy how amazing is that though . No, but we all know each other, and we run into each other. We play with the same musicians and band leaders and all this kind of stuff. And one of my boys, adam, who they all know. Hes like, oh yeah we playing at the white house . What . The white house . Im coming jimmy yeah. Who says that . [ light laughter ] wont be saying that for a few years. [ laughter ] anyway maybe i will. Who knows . But i was like, no, i want to come. So, somehow that day he sends me a set list of what theyre going to perform, and its like, solange and jill scott. You and u. N. I. T. Y. Queen latifah. Im like what . [ laughter ] jimmy thats how they do it. Thats how they do it, man. Howd i wind up performing . Jimmy yeah. Okay, i guess were doing it. Jimmy i guess im performing. I guess im performing. Its nothing. Jimmy i always keep saying how great you are. It was awesome, it was amazing. Jimmy you were fantastic on the hamilton mixtape. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how cool is that . You are unbelievable. I go, my gosh like rapping. First of all, Lin Manuel Miranda jimmy that guys a genius. They did an amazing job. Again, to the roots jimmy yeah, the roots [ cheers and applause ] the roots i just thought it was so brilliant. So i got to meet him after the show. He was like, kind of based this character on you and your rhyming. Im like, you got to be kidding me, man. You blow me out the water you so dope. And so when he brought up the mixtape, i was like, im in. Whenever you want it, ill do my best to make it happen. Im so fortunate to be a part of it. You, too. Jimmy you crushed it. You crushed it, man. You sound so amazing on that [ cheers and applause ] you sound so good jimmy all coming around. So ignorant. Jimmy im just fishing for a compliment. How do i sound . How do i sound . Enough about you, more about me. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah. Lets talk about star. Congratulations on this hit show on fox. Just started. [ cheers and applause ] ooh, baby jimmy youre great. Lee daniels, did you you always wanted to work with him, right . Thats the deal . I did. I got to play this character, carlotta, who is from the streets, had some success in music but didnt sell off, and went through all of these things. And these girls just show up on her doorstep, who want to be a a music group, who shes been looking for in the foster care system. Its so many things happening. Im in, lets do it. As long as its through your lens, i know its going to be great. So, here we are. Jimmy it is. Its great. [ cheers and applause ] here we are. Jimmy it is great. Its called star. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres Queen Latifah in tomorrows nights episode of star. Take a look at this. The man is a doctor. Do you know whats going to happen if he finds out shes a a minor and im not her legal guardian . Im tired of these speeches. 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Everyone, give it up for fred armisen [ cheers and applause ] fred, i didnt know you were here. I didnt even know you were going to be here i didnt even know. [ talking over each other ] jimmy youre here joining freds team, hes the front man for the flaming lips, whose new album oczy mlody is out this friday. Everybody, please welcome wayne coyne [ cheers and applause ] come on, buddy. Come on, pal. Come on. Always great to see you. Yeah. Jimmy heres the way the game works. Right . First time were playing this. Its basically like charades. Each player will pick a clue and have 30 seconds to get their partner to guess it correctly. Except instead of you acting out the clue, you can only move the other teams players in to different positions like mannequins. [ light laughter ] everyone will go once and then well all face off in a final showdown. Latifah, why dont you go first . Fred and wayne get in mannequin position. Oh my gosh. What number you yall . Three three . Im going with three. As a person of action please, dont be hard. Please dont be hard. Jimmy and you can say what the category is. Aw, man. Jimmy you can tell me the category. Wayne, youre already doing a a great job. Its a movie. Im a sleeping mannequin. Jimmy youre a sleeping mannequin. Of course, i love it. Its a movie. Jimmy okay. Its a movie. Okay. Jimmy gotcha, i love movies. How the hell do you describe this . Jimmy all right, go. [ laughter ] you have to bite. Im worried. Swimming. Jimmy swimming with sharks . Swimming, jaws . Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no way good that was good biting. Im sorry, i didnt even she said swimming . Jimmy no, thats fine. Oh, okay, okay. I was just trying to jimmy fred, youre up. That was good. Jimmy wayne, you sit there. Fred, pick a card. And latifah and i will be mannequins. Im picking up a card. Jimmy yeah. [ audience yelling ] i heard eight. I heard eight. Okay. Jimmy what am i were both robot mannequins. Jimmy yes. Okay, so, this is an action. Okay . This is an action that a person would do. Jimmy all right. All right. Okay, so. [ laughter ] surfing surfing [ laughter ] sex. Sex. [ laughter ] sex. Motorcycle riding [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh whoa. Jimmy that was good. Now its my turn. Latifah, please have a seat. Hope you got fred and wayne [ audience yelling ] me . Oh, its you. Jimmy oh gosh. Oh, gosh. Jimmy all right. Its a thing. You gotta help me out. What is it . Jimmy its a thing. That doesnt help. Its a thing. Jimmy okay. All right. [ laughter ] a flower. A plant. A tree. Its a its a root. Its a proposal. Jimmy yes a Marriage Proposal [ cheers and applause ] that was good. Jimmy that was great you guys are awesome. Jimmy wayne, youre up. Pick a card, latifah and i will get into position. [ audience yelling ] its a person [ laughter ] jimmy thats too much of a a hint. Thats too much of a hint already. Its a person. Is it like occupation . Jimmy dont talk to each other. What are you talking about . [ laughter ] stop okay, okay. Jimmy go ahead. 30 seconds. All right. A talk show host. [ laughter ] a puppet person. A ventriloquist [ cheers and applause ] i knew he was gonna get that jimmy how did you get that . Youre good. I knew he was gonna get that. Jimmy it is time for the final showdown round. This is worth triple the points. Right, right. Jimmy this round wayne and latifah will pick the showdown clue. Why is there somebody behind in every one of these things . [ light laughter ] jimmy i dont know. Just asking. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, its true. All right, here we go. Fred, whichever one of us gets this first, wins. Latifah and wayne, pick your clue. Youre gonna share the same clue. [ audience yelling ] jimmy the showdown i move you and you move okay. Jimmy you move me. Oh, okay. Are you moving me . Jimmy yeah. So im gonna move fred. Jimmy yep. Okay, there you go. All right. Okay. Jimmy what is this, the category . Its a movie jimmy oh, sorry. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest created, writes, and stars in the Emmy Awardwinning comedy portlandia, which is now airing its seventh season on thursdays at 10 00 p. M. On ifc. Please welcome the very talented fred armisen [ cheers and applause ] thank you for standing. Thank you for that song. Jimmy yeah. Come on. Jimmy what was that song . I dont girl you want. Questlove one of one of you said it was one of your favorite songs. Yeah. A devo song. Jimmy ah. Yeah. Jimmy see . Youre a very interesting guy. Interesting guy. Im an interesting guy. [ light laughter ] lets lets make this an interesting interview. Lets get interesting. Jimmy its going to be hard. Its going to be tough, because youre not interesting, in that [ light laughter ] im not. I am whats it . Dull is a word that ive jimmy im im bland boring . Jimmy yeah, yeah. Ah [ light laughter ] invisible. Invisible. I was going to say invisible. Jimmy yeah, ah you okay, first of all, you really were great at the Golden Globes. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. That that cold open was insane. Jimmy thank you so much. That was like a movie. Jimmy we did a whole movie at the beginning. At the start i felt really good, but when i came out and the teleprompter went off, im like, oh, my gosh. What do i do now . It was but a second. Jimmy felt like three hours. It was but a second. [ light laughter ] jimmy felt like three hours. I mean, i would have done this i think when you the best thing to do in those situations, is just like, thats a little bit of like you can point to people, and you can also just sort of count down to yourself, like ten, nine, eight. You know what im saying . Jimmy terrible advice. Thats terrible advice. [ laughter ] no, i think i think its good because jimmy stand there and count down. Count down to yourself, so that when you come back in, youre ready to go. Jimmy let me write that down. Thats im going to do that next time. Yeah. Jimmy count down to myself. Yeah. Jimmy out loud. Thank you so much, man. I appreciate it. You always do great he gives the best advice. Yeah. [ applause ] jimmy you dont even know. You dont even know, but you really do. Yeah. Jimmy dude, i want to share about this story, because this is kind of crazy. This christmas, you were in japan . Went to japan. Jimmy uhhuh. So, heres the deal. All right . I did this show called finding your roots. And its about, like, your ancestry. And i went to japan, right . But my grandfather this is not a joke. My dads dad my fathers half japanese. Like, my dads, like my grandfather was this japanese dancer. Jimmy now, did you know this growing up . I knew that much of it, but they were like the people at the show were like, he has a a museum in tokyo. Right . Jimmy did you not know . I mean, this is insane. I did not know this. Then they said that im not the first person to have been on the tonight show in my family. My grandfather, in 1 1963, april 2nd was on the tonight show with johnny carson. Jimmy but this is insane. I was looking at these photos of your so, wait. Theres wait. Jimmy look at so this is my grandfather. Right . Jimmy i can kind of see you in him in him. [ laughter ] jimmy doesnt it look like fred . It does look like you. Yeah, my family my family and then at this museum, or exhibit, thats him doing different characters. Jimmy fred, is this blowing your mind, or what . It blew my mind. [ light laughter ] jimmy this is unbelievable. For real. It seems like a joke, but i this is a real thing. I i just went to this, like, little exhibition, and they had these photos up, and that was him doing jimmy did you start crying . I would have lost it. Im very reserved when it comes to emotions. [ laughter ] very, like the last time i cried i was four . [ light laughter ] and i was like and i was like, im never going to cry again. All it does, is it shows weakness and it shows vulnerability. And i was like, mom, thats the last time. Jimmy you sat her down. [ laughter ] i was like mom jimmy you sat your mom down. Im like, take a picture. This is me crying, great, tears. Uh, you know . Jimmy yeah. And then when i grow up, and thats going to be it. Jimmy yeah, and she understood and she was cool with it . She was like, if thats your choice. And i was like thats my choice. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, pal. Lets talk about portlandia. Lets talk about it. Jimmy seven seasons. Yeah. Jimmy hows carrie doing . Shes doing great. She directed. Jimmy shes unbelievable. Shes great. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah, she directed a couple of the episodes. Really, shes pretty nasty. Shes very mean. Jimmy no, fred dont say that. Very mean. [ light laughter ] jimmy shes not mean. There is not one word that she said where she didnt yell. She yelled. Jimmy that is not the case she is one of the nicest people. No, she she was brilliant. Shes made to direct, and to perform. But she was just great. Jimmy and i heard that, i might have inspired a sketch . This is the truth. I forgot to tell you about this. Okay, so, i dont know if you remember this, okay . But when i was at snl, you had already left. You gave me a sketch idea. You were like, you know when you go to a hotel and everyone explains everything to you . Jimmy oh, yeah. And so, um, i kept it in the back of my head. Jimmy over over explaining. Yeah, over explaining it. So, it is a sketch now. We did it as a sketch, where im the guy im both the guy at the front desk and also the room service guy. But you know how they explain everything to you . Their like, this is how you turn on the lights. This is how like every time. Im like jimmy i know how to turn lights on. Yeah. I know what a light switch is. Yeah. I just want to go to the bathroom. Jimmy this is great. Im so psyched that you made it into a sketch. This was so carrie directed this. And Vanessa Bayer is in it. Jimmy oh, i love Vanessa Bayer. Heres a clip of the sketch. Heres fred armisen in the new season of portlandia. Take a look at this. And so, let me show you the rest here. Weve got uh, this wall here and this is a closet. Got some robes here. You can use them after a a shower, after youre naked and you use a towel first. And then ive ive used a robe before. Yes. Or if there are two people here, i dont know if youre seeing someone, or if you have a spouse. Or do you have aunts and uncles . I do, but none of them will be visiting me at the hotel. cause youre not close with them . No. Just because this isnt a a family visit. Uhhuh. You know what . I think ive got the closet down. Yes you do. Of course you do. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ive got the whole closet thing covered. We owe you. Jimmy no, youre the funniest dude ever. Fred armisen, right here [ cheers and applause ] portlandia airs thursdays at 10 00 p. M. On ifc. Well be right back with the flaming lips stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] there is a place, like no other. Where a walk down main street, can fill you with wonder. And the smile of a mouse can spark joy. Where magic is spread with every touch, and always leaves you wanting even more. So make the time. To take your time because one day just isnt enough. Here, there is magic for days. Tadirectv now. Stream all your entertainment anywhere anytime can we lose the all. Theres no cbs and we dont have a ton of sports. Anywhere, any. Lets lose the anywhere, anytime too. You cant download onthego, theres no dvr, yada yada yada. Stream some stuff somewhere sometimes you totally nailed that buddy. Simple. Dont let directv now limit your entertainment. Only xfinity gives you more to stream to any screen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they are a a grammywinning band who kick off a world tour later this month in support of their new album, oczy mlody, out january 13th. Performing the castle, give it up for the flaming lips [ cheers and applause ] her eyes were butterflies her smile was a rainbow her hair was sunbeam waves shining round like a halo her face was a fairytale that has a poison apple her skull was a mighty moat her brain was the castle and the castle gets mistaken for a ship that is floating in the clouds and the castle is brighter than a thousand Christmas Trees and the castle can never be rebuilt again no way one day a strange storm rolled in while she was riding on her dragon the mushrooms and the bumble bees told the flowers how it happened she was lost in the invisible war fighting in the battle her love is still buried there in the ruins of the castle and the castle oscillates to the beating heart of her mind and the castle is taller than the Northern Lights and the castle can never be rebuilt again no way and the castle can never be rebuilt again no way and the castle can never be rebuilt again [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, oh thank you, thank you, thank you thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you oh, my gosh the flaming lips, everybody [ cheers and applause ] oczy mlody is available for preorder now. My thanks to Queen Latifah, fred armisen the flaming lips [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight ken jeong, Incoming White House counselor kellyanne conway, cocreator of the good place, writer mike schur. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [cheers and applause] seth good evening, everybody, im seth meyers. This right here is late night. Hows everybody doing out there . [cheers and applause] fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. 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