Musical guest, common. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 559, fresno steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey, everybody. Welcome welcome please enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome. Thank you for being here. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hot crowd, hot new york city crowd [ cheers and applause ] you got style, baby. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here. And thank you for watching at home. I appreciate that. Heres what people are talking about. Last night, the chicago cubs won game two of the world series. [ cheers ] thats right, to tie it up, 11. Yeah, its all tied up, which are the scariest words americans can hear two weeks before the election. I think the election [ laughter ] [ trump voice ] i think the election should also be best of seven. [ laughter ] rigged this is crazy, though. I saw that tickets to world series games in chicago this weekend cost over 2,000 and even the bars near Wrigley Field have a 250 cover charge. Cubs fans are like, i think i liked it better when we were losing. Cant afford to get a beer [ cheers and applause ] steve forget about it. Jimmy the last time the chicago cubs won the world series was 1908, and i read that the teams best pitcher that year was a guy named mordecai three finger brown. [ laughter ] its true. He only has Three Fingers on his throwing hand from a Farm Machinery accident. Well, we dug into the the tonight show Baseball Card collection and found some of his teammates from 1908. Steve really . Jimmy its very interesting. Steve wow. Jimmy check these guys out. Third base, they had clarence big ear monroe. [ laughter ] the outfield, of course, they had manny moobs oneal. [ laughter and applause ] catcher was ned baby nose zambrowski. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, shortstop, you had gilly pendulous testicle gormon. Gilly gorman. Steve heyoh jimmy the famous gilly gormon. Steve gilly gormon. He could catch a foul ball. Jimmy he certainly did. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] some election news here. Hillary clinton is out there campaigning through the home stretch, still trying to win people over. In fact, yesterday, she did an interview with a hiphop radio station, and she said she loves to dance any chance she gets. And the dj was like, well, thats all the time we have. Thank you very much. Thats enough. Thats more than enough. Thank you very much. Meanwhile, i read that hillarys Campaign Just sent out save the date invitations for her Election Night celebration here in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] i think things got awkward when bill asked if he could bring a a plus one. [ laughter ] you know, its common courtesy. What does that mean . I saw that Donald Trumps star on the hollywood walk of fame was destroyed by someone using a pick ax and a sledge hammer. [ cheers and applause ] luckily, trumps hand prints in front of the chinese theater have not been touched. We have a picture. Theres his handprints. Theyre fine. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is very interesting. I did not know this. I read that trumps First Television appearance anyone know . It was on the jeffersons back in 1981. Yeah. You might remember it was the episode where the jeffersons application for a deluxe apartment in the sky was denied. Do you remember that . [ cheers and applause ] youre moving on down. In my apartments, fish dont fry in the kitchen. [ laughter ] and beans dont burn on the grill. It took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill. Now im up in the big leagues with a small loan from my dad of a million dollars. In the big leagues. Steve bigly. Big leagues. Jimmy bigly. Guys, finally, this is very exciting. I heard that kevin hart is in talks to play santa claus in disneys upcoming christmas movie, yeah, which is going to get a little awkward when he tells an elf what to do and theyre like, really . [ laughter ] really . We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] whoa whoa whoa jimmy we have a great, great, great, great show tonight. We love these two guys, they are two of the funniest human beings. Steve in the world. Jimmy in the world. I would say that, yeah. Martin short and steve martin are here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] come on come on jimmy i cant say enough. Steve royalty. Royalty. Jimmy were going to hear all about the show. Then the three of us are going to play a tense game of true confessions. I want to hear some of the stories they got, yeah. Also, shes getting a ton of oscar buzz and golden globe buzz for her role in the new film, loving, ruth negga is stopping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. Did you hear the buzz there . Thats right. Yeah. Also, we have great, great music, oh, we love when hes here. Common is here tonight, you guys. Steve what a show [ cheers and applause ] yes jimmy as i mentioned earlier, martin short and steve martin, again, are here tonight. And its so great catching up with those guys. I actually bumped into them backstage before the show. Take a look at this. Hey, jimmy. Jimmy hey, marty, what you up to this weekend . Oh its fun. Im going to take my plane down to west palm beach. Oh jimmy hey, marty, what are you oh. Hold the elevator. [ ding ] [ laughter ] [ ding ] hot dogs. Vegan hot dogs. Thank you, maam oh hot dog in my throat oh give me the heimlich. Stop theif get him oh thank you, kind strangers. No problem. Have a nice day. Jimmy west palm beach. Sounds like a great trip. [ laughter ] thats a very clever thing you said [ laughter ] hey, you and me. Jimmy wait a minute. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] see you later, marty. What about me . 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] it is time for tonight show hashtags. Here we go. Hashtags hashtags [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there we go. Are you guys on twitter at all . You still use twitter . [ cheers ] well, we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a hashtag, not necessarily on the show, but ill do it from our twitter account. Steve yeah. Jimmy yeah. And ill put out a hashtag just so you know how to play the game. And youll see it, and its based on different topics. Well tweet out a topic, and since halloween is coming up next monday, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called crappyhalloween. [ laughter ] we asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird or embarrassing that happened to you on halloween. We got thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you, thank you for those tweets. Now i thought id share some of my favorite crappyhalloween tweets from you guys. This first ones from kristenrose124. She says, last year my dad didnt dress up to hand out candy. One kid asked if he was dressed up as the guy from the viagra commercials. [ laughter ] steve come on jimmy a kid a kid thought that. I dont know. Steve what a wisenheimer. Jimmy i dont know. It was. It was jacob wisenheimer. This ones from masonsnyder07. Steve oh, good. Jimmy he says, my mom dressed me as a cow and made my udders out of hot dogs. Dogs kept running up and trying to bit my stomach. Oh, come on. Steve come on. Jimmy a crappy halloween. Steve you dont want a dog biting your weiner. Jimmy come on, man. Steve nothing is worse than that. Jimmy this ones from kingedhill. He says, i took my mom to a a Haunted House one year. She kept pointing out which furniture in the house was from ikea. [ laughter ] mom, youre ruining the whole steve thats a sven. Jimmy thats a flugenhugen. [ laughter ] this ones from bones1106. Steve ooh, scary. Jimmy she says, one year i was flava flav and an old woman asked me if i was father time. [ laughter and applause ] steve youre from the viagra ad jimmy this ones from bamabaker. She says, one year my mom decided to give out raisins. To avoid embarrassment, my brother and i gave away our own candy. Steve yeah jimmy dont egg our house. This is themarioexpress. He says, when i was very little instead of going out trick or treating, my mom would just stand behind a door, i would knock, and she would give me candy. [ audience aws ] thats sad. Steve or cute. Jimmy thats a little overprotective, there. Steve he was 14. Jimmy this is from kayrose. She says, instead of handing out candy, my dad gives each kid a pamphlet on why they need a flu shot. [ audience aws ] talk about getting picked on in school there. Steve oh my gosh. Jimmy tell your dad i took his advice. I havent been sick. Oh, im the one that threw that brick threw his window. This last ones from danfrancisco312. He says, as a prank, my wife hid a toy rat under the duvet and i screamed. I hid the rat in the same place the next night and forgot. I screamed again. Those are our tonight show hashtags. Check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Stick around. Well be right back with martin short and steve martin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] they gave me the opportunity to support myself from being on the streets. I want to do a pay it forward, pay for the next person. Wow, that is very awesome. If youre gonna make an entrance. [car driving upon the water] you could spend the next few days weeding through w2s, pay stubs and Bank Statements to refinance your home. Or you could push that button. Sfx rocket launching. Cockpit sounds. Skip the bank, skip the paperwork, and go completely online. 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[ light laughter ] they are two of the funniest, most supremely talented people that we know. In 2017, theyre going to kick off a 50city tour for their stage show called an evening youll forget for the rest of your life [ light laughter ] featuring the Steep Canyon Rangers and jeff babko, beginning february 10th in sarasota, florida. Write these things down. [ cheers and applause ] you can see martin short in hairspray live december 7th at 8 00 p. M. On nbc. Thats going to be great. And steve martin is in the new ang lee film, billy lynns long halftime walk, which opens november 11th. Please welcome our good friends, the always entertaining, martin short and steve martin [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh not bad, yeah. Oh thank you. You know what . Jimmy how exciting honestly, we have not done that in 30 years and we did not plan that. It was completely spontaneous. [ light laughter ] i started singing and i realized i forgot the name of the flower. Jimmy buttercup. Buttercups. That is a beautiful thing that just happened. How are you, jimmy . Jimmy im fantastic. Thank you for both being here. And i appreciate it. Yeah, its great to talk to you. [ light laughter ] you know whats interesting about show business [ laughter ] hey hey you look you are so you have a whole eric trump aura tonight. [ laughter ] you really do. Jimmy thank you so much. Yeah. No, youve never looked better. And its not jimmy is that right . And its not botox, i know. Is it is it sheep placenta injections . [ laughter ] jimmy absolutely. Its amazing. You look so young, it seems like brad and angelina should be fighting for custody over you. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, well thats nice. That is so nice of you. Thank you for complimenting me. Steve, by the way, was looking at the monitor. And you said you didnt think he looked good. No, i did not say that. You did. [ light laughter ] no, i said he had childbearing hips. [ laughter ] jimmy ive heard that, by the way. Well thats true. Jimmy i have heard that. I take it as a compliment. This is so exciting. The three of us the three of us havent been together since we robbed kim kardashian. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] too soon . No, its not too soon. Jimmy a little too soon. Is that too soon . Jimmy a little bit. I was just so excited when you called me to see if we wanted to do the show. Jimmy yeah. And i remember exactly what i said. I said, jimmy, i am way too high to deal with this right now. [ laughter ] jimmy i do remember you saying that. By the way, before you get to your prepared text, let me ask you [ laughter ] jimmy theres other things i want to get into first. Uhhuh, sure. Jimmy one is that it has been 30 years since you guys first met on three amigos. Thats right. Yeah. Jimmy that is where you met . We did. [ cheers and applause ] we had never met. All those years that you did sctv and i was doing snl but we had never met before. We had never met. And then there were were wondering if i was interested in three amigos, which of course i was, it was my first movie. And i have this kind of rain man memory. It was may 4th, 1985 i went to his old house on bedford drive. Yeah. And i remember i walked in, and it was like so beautiful. And there were picassos on the wall and hoppers and i said to him, how did you get that rich . Because ive seen your work. [ laughter ] and then i was struck with how pale he was in person. [ light laughter ] im not pale. No, it was like i was being haunted. [ laughter ] jimmy you think hes pale . No, steve, youre whiter than a trump rally. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont think im pale. I remember the first time i felt marty was funny and i kind of worried about him. I was on the it was the first day of shooting on the three amigos and i was walking to the set. You know, the full outfit. And from behind me, i heard Katharine Hepburn say, wheres my bicycle . You do it better. Do what you did. [ Katharine Hepburn voice ] where the hell i wish i had my bicycle, we could go and pick blueberries. Its such a beautiful day. [ laughter ] and i walked by i turned and i thought, oh, i got three months to go with this guy. [ light laughter ] jimmy and you just hit it off from day one. It was great. It really was. It was perfect. Jimmy did you compliment each other . Do you like his comedy skills . Do you see him as a yeah, you said you had seen the jerk 500 times oh, i have seen yeah, i really have. Ive seen the jerk 500 times at least. And every time i see it, i say the same thing. I always say, steve, we could watch something else, you know. [ laughter ] but you know what i love sorry. I didnt mean to interrupt you. Ask your question and then ill ignore it. Go ahead. [ laughter ] jimmy how are you . When did you first meet . No, this is thats great. I love that question. By the way, great question. Jimmy thank you. It just came from the top of my head. When im on the road with marty, theres something i like to do. Were traveling to many, many different cities. And by the way, its a little desperate, its october and the first shows in february. Were promoting it already. Were that scared. [ light laughter ] and i during the day in these towns, these wonderful towns. I like to go to the art museum, because i know thats the one place that i wont run into marty. Jimmy oh, thats perfect. [ laughter ] that is so nice. It is it is i mean, were very close friends. Weve been im very, very close. Were closer than putin and trump. We are really very close. [ laughter ] were like donny and marie without the sexual tension. [ laughter ] were like Ellen Degeneres and a vest. You know what i mean . Were close. Jimmy very close. Yes, sure. Of course. And for me, its fun to be on stage. Ellen degeneres and a vest. Jimmy and a vest, yeah. For me, its fun to be on stage with a potential organ donor. It makes you feel safe. [ light laughter ] jimmy the title is an evening youll forget for the rest of your life. Yes. Yeah. Jimmy i just love that. Is that the first one you guys though of . No, no. We had many options for titles. The producer wanted to call it antiques roadshow. [ laughter ] i wanted to call it stroke us lady fame. Yeah. I had one. See them before theyre dead. [ light laughter ] thats good. Jimmy thats charming. And the one i liked, but was too long for the marquee was, you got it in there, now get it out. [ laughter ] it didnt seem right. It didnt seem right. What does that mean . I dont know what it means. I dont know what it means. [ applause ] jimmy just seems a little long. It just seems long. Jimmy a little long. [ laughter ] theres things weve got to discuss. A 50city tour. Thats gigantic. I want to go see you guys. And its you guys talking when . Jimmy i cant make it that night. [ light laughter ] im so sorry. But any other night but that. Oh, my god. Jimmy yes. Theres music, theres comedy, theres banter, theres clips. So its like a breakthrough show. Jimmy it really is. It is as loose as ive ever felt on stage. I think that we had so much we can fix that with medicine. [ laughter ] no, but it really is. Hey, if i Say Something funny, why do you look at me amazed . [ laughter ] it really its shock. Its shock. No, but i its as much fun as you can have, and were just having the best time. Jimmy how do you compare it to doing hairspray . Youre about to do hairspray live december 7th on nbc. I know. Wow. [ Harvey Firestein voice ] and im working with Harvey Fierstein. I play harveys husband. Jimmy yes, of course, you should. Lets hear your harvey. Jimmy ive been doing it. [ laughter ] oh, you have . Jimmy i apologize. Thats as good as it gets. You cant get lower. You gotta get lower. Jimmy i cant get much lower than that. Thats probably as low as it gets. Its lowend jiminy glick. [ laughter ] jimmy it really is. Im gonna take a break. [ laughter ] lets hear some of your people. I dont do impressions. [ Harvey Fierstein voice ] i cant do harvey. Jimmy thats not bad. No kidding. Jimmy thats not bad. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, weve gotten to know each other a little bit here. But i think i want to get to know you guys a little bit better. Yeah . Jimmy lets play a game when we get back. Martin short and steve martin, okay. [ cheers and applause ] well play true confessions when the tonight show comes back. Come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ok, let me explain. This is your tax return. Ok. Now, there are many right ways to fill out this tax return. And the irs will accept them all. One of them gets you the most money back. Isnt that the one you want . Thats the one i want. Thats the one you want. Mmm. You touched all these. Dont just get your taxes done, amy. Get your taxes won. 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Right here, right now, were going to play a game called true confessions. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, heres how the game works. In front of us are two envelopes containing or envelopes containing confessions. One of the envelopes or envelopes what do you think the internet is for . Look it up. [ laughter ] jimmy we just found out it is the envelope. These are things that actually happened to us in real life, and the other is in the envelope, its a lie. So theres a lie and a truth. Once you read the confession, either way its the same, the two other players have 60 seconds to interrogate you and they each have to guess whether youve been lying or telling the truth. All right. Steve, you go first. Martin, which envelope should steve open . Let me shuffle them first. Well, since theyre numbered. [ laughter ] jimmy they are numbered, yeah. I would say pop. Which one . This one. That one. Okay. Jimmy the one he wanted. All right. I slept with Brigitte Bardot. Jimmy around what time did this happen . This would have been 1968. Where was this about . Ill fill in a few details. I was a writer on the smothers brothers show, i was 23, and we won an emmy. What are you looking at me for . I just remembered that famous Brigitte Bardot appearance in the smothers brothers. No, she wasnt on the smothers. Jimmy okay, go ahead. And we won an emmy. [ talking over each other ] [ laughter ] shes on steve martin. So, three writers and i went down to cabo san lucas, at a a hotel. And what are you looking at me for . I dont tell you everything. I know. But no. After a 50city tour you wouldnt have told me this. Go head. I got to move it along. I was walking down the beach and there was an empty part of the beach and there was one of those gnarly trees. And there was a woman lying there and i [ laughter ] i dont know. I didnt realize you were going to make fun of me. Jimmy no, its not a roast. You know what . Im no big sleuth. Im going to say thats a lie. Jimmy i think its a lie as well. Steve . Well, i did. Hows that . No, i didnt. No, i didnt. I didnt. But i didnt want to lose. Jimmy there are no losers. There are three of them. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. My turn. Which envelope should i open, one or two . You go. I picked last. Okay. Number two. Jimmy okay. I once got into an argument with Regis Philbin on the way to see cats. [ laughter ] well, can you spare me the details . [ laughter ] explain this to me. Jimmy i was walking down the street. I didnt know Regis Philbin, i was in high school, and weent to go see cats it was a new york city trip and i happened to see Regis Philbin and i yelled something about, wheres kathie lee or something and he said like, you never hear wheres regis. I suddenly look down and i go, well wheres regis . And he goes, who are you . And i go, who are you . And we yelled back and forth and that was the big deal and then i turned around and i was embarrassed but it was kind of cool i got into a screaming match with Regis Philbin. Was Brigitte Bardot on the street . [ laughter ] jimmy there was a gnarly tree. Im going to say that is a a true story. Im going to say, because you added times up. No, no, because you added the fact that it was, indeed, i think its true. Jimmy that in fact, is a a lie. I did not. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, no, no one looses. Stop, stop, stop. No one leave. Were going. Were leaving. Jimmy theres no losers. Theres no losers. All right. All right. All right. Jimmy its just a youre nothing but a liar. Jimmy no, its a fun game. Its a fun game. You lie. You lied. You dont care about me. By the way, thank you for telling us its a fun game. [ laughter ] that fills in a lot of blanks for me. [ laughter ] jimmy well, its fun for one of us. You go first. Jimmy okay, here we go, i think number one. We havent chosen that one yet. And the winner is oh. When i was in college, to pick up girls, i would sometimes pretend to be an Exchange Student from london. [ laughter ] how does that pick up girls . Hello, youre a pretty bloke, arent you. [ laughter ] a bloke . Whoa. Breaking news. Breaking news. Let me tell you. Id say, hello, im from london and im a bloke from london and i was wondering if you would want wouldnt an upper class accent be better if youre trying to pick up girls . Sometimes i its so nice to see you today. I do my cary grant or sometimes id hello, you look lovely. Did anyone ever believe you . Yes. Theyd say, oh my god, isnt his accent cute . And would they sleep with you . No. I think its true. [ laughter ] jimmy we have more questions to ask. Doesnt that verify it . Jimmy no. No. He tried the thing is, truth or lie, is to pick up girls, he used an accent. Yes, id say hello. Hello. And sometimes id do french. No, i would do english. Jimmy i think i think its true because i think everyone the beatles were really cool and all the rocks and mick jagger. And theres one other thing. I was interrupting. And then i would then id tell them i wasnt doing an english accent and they would laugh because i was a bit player. I have a problem here, because ive already lost. You have won. If i agree with him and im wrong and its wrong, that means you have won. But if i say i think its false, then youll only have half a win. [ laughter ] jimmy and is that a win for you . This is like a math thing that ive worked out. Half a win for him, a full win for you. Just being with him im losing. Im going to say that sounds true to me. That is completely true. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre a match made in heaven. Martin short, steve martin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go and see them on tour. More tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. Well be right back. 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Dont start humira if you have an infection. Ask about humira, the 1 prescribed biologic by dermatologists. Clearer skin is possible. Hey steve check out this guys leg. Yeah looks like a real nasty moving back in with his parents. What . No. I just broke my leg. No, this is a full blown move in to the basement, youre gonna be out of work without that money from. Aflac you might miss your rent. Aww i just moved out. Bummer man. Hey i used to have my own place. Yeah . No, no i live with my mom, but its cool. Health can change but the life you love doesnt have to, keep your lifestyle healthy with. Aflac [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know our next guest from her roles in warcraft and the amc show preacher. She also stars in the new film, loving, which opens in select theaters on november 4th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome ruth negga. [ cheers and applause ] how are you. Jimmy you look gorgeous. Thank you, so do you. Jimmy thank you so much. Are you is it an english accent . Or are you just hitting on me . Um [ laughter ] jimmy martin short yeah, i know. Its british. British. Jimmy hes the best. His english accent, yeah. Yeah, its not the worst english accent ive heard. No, its irish, bit of english, yeah, via africa, via ethiopia, where i was born. Jimmy wow. So its peculiar to me. Jimmy how exciting. No, peculiar to me . No, i love it. I love it. It is kind of an irish thing. [ light laughter ] its been changing, its very good. Absolutely, yeah. So how much time did you spend in ireland . A fair bit. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, yeah. I had a very peripatetic childhood. I bounced around between england and ireland for many years. Jimmy oh, you did . Oh, yeah. Were you religious at all . I was raised catholic, yeah. Jimmy yeah, absolutely. Were you an altar girl . I was. Jimmy because i was an altar boy. I know. [ laughter ] i heard that. Ive heard the rumor that you were. Jimmy its not a rumor. Its true, man. Its a true confession, i was really into it. You were . Jimmy oh, i was fantastic. I was, like i used to ring the bells. Yeah, i wasnt great. I did did you know when to ring the bells . Jimmy of course. I i jimmy what do you mean did i know . Yeah, you have to. Thats the i did wing it. Jimmy how do you improvise when to ring the bells . I dont know. I dont know. Maybe thats why i kind of just had to hope instinctively i would remember. Thats why i didnt like people were, oh, do you remember the mass . And i was like, no. Because i was just worried the entire mass about the bells. Lll i didnt bother learning. I was a terrible i was terrible. I was terrible. Jimmy i loved it, man. I thought it was so fun and i loved i mean, i got really into it. I thought that was my calling. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy i really did. I think that if you there is that moment, i think, in every catholic childs life where you go, maybe, maybe thats yeah. Jimmy yeah. I really thought that was it. It was great. I mean, i used to i think it was kind of i forget who we had on the show, but they said, that might have been your first stage experience. But it is, isnt it . Because youre on a its actually an altar. Jimmy altar, yeah. Its not a stage at all. But, no, your mom is in the pew in front of you going, like, go, ring the bill, jimmy. [ light laughter ] youre the best bell ringer. She really was. That answer as lot of questions. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy that my mom yeah. No, for, like, why a a performer. Yeah, yeah. Got it. Jimmy oh, i got the bug. I loved it. Yeah. Jimmy and i used to do weddings. I love the smell of incense. Do weddings . Jimmy yeah, i was the altar boy at peoples they tried to get me. They tried to book me. [ light laughter ] i had to turn people away. They go, please be the altar boy at my wedding. Ive seen your bell work. [ laughter ] im not surprised. Jimmy i love that youre into that. But thank goodness you got into acting and congrats on everything. Oh, thank you. Jimmy man, youre getting good buzz for this film, loving. And joel edge edgerton. Jimmy edgerton, whos been on the show before. Its phenomenal, both you guys together. Oh, thank you. Jimmy people are talking about it. But man, what a tough role. I have such respect for actors, because not only cause i cant but its tough. Youve got to do those scenes and i couldnt imagine doing them twice, you know, for different takes. Its such a privilege to play this sort of role in loving. And such a privilege working with joel. And jeff nichols, our lovely director. Its just its a beautiful film. I really urge people to see it and discover this couple, because theyre an extraordinary couple. They changed the constitution of the United States of america. They invalidated these peculiar laws that prevented people of different races from marrying, and different colors marrying. Jimmy its fantastic. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres ruth negga in loving. Take a look at this. You go to the Virginia State court next, right . Yes. You nervous . I suppose. The lawyers told us not to expect much. You think youll lose . Well, yes. But i think its all right. We may lose the small battles, but win the big war. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ruth negga, everybody. On the cover of the Hollywood Reporter right here. Loving opens in select theaters november 4th. Congrats on everything. Congrats on all the buzz, youre phenomenal. Common performs for us next. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a grammy and Academy Award winning musician and actor whose new album, black america again, is out november 4th. Performing the title track featuring bj the chicago kid and the roots, give it up for common. [ cheers and applause ] here we go here here we go again trayvon will never get to be a older man black children they childhood stole from them robbed of our names and our language stole again who stole the soul from black folk same man that stole the land from chief black smoke and made the whip crackle on our back slow made us go through the back door and raffle black bodies on the slave blocks now we slave to the blocks on em we spray shots leaving our own to lay in a box black mothers stomach stay in a knot we kill each other its part of the plot i wish the hating would stop war war war war and a battle with us i know that black lives matter and they matter to us these are the things we gotta discuss the new plantation mass incarceration instead of educate they rather convict the kids as dirty as the water in flint the system is is it a felony or a misdemeanor Maria Sharapova making more than serena it took viola davis to say this the roles are the help and the gangsters is really all they gave us we need avas tanehisis and corey bookers the salt of the earth to get us off of sugar and greasy foods i dont believe the news or radio stereotypes we refuse brainwash in the cycle to spin we write our own stories black america again we are rewriting the black american story we are rewriting the black american story we are rewriting the black american story yeah yeah hot damn black america again think of sandra bland as im staring in the wind the color of my skin they comparing it to sin the darker it gets the less fairer it has been the hate the hate made i inherited from them but i aint gonna point the finger we got anointed singers like Nina Marvin Billy Stevie need to hear them songs sometimes to believe me who freed me lincoln or cadillac drinking or battle raps or is it god speed that we travel at endangered in our own habitats them guns and dope man yall can have it back as a matter fact we them lab rats you built the projects for now you want your hood back i guess if you could rap you would express it too that ptsd we need professionals you know what pressure do it makes the pipes bust from schools to prisons yall they trying to pipe us did your Political Parties invite us instead of making voting laws to spite us you know you know we from a family of fighters fought in your wars and our wars you put a brother in star wars maybe you need two and then maybe then well receive you see black people in the future we wasnt shipped here to rob and shoot ya we hold these truths to be self evident all men and women are created equal including black americans americas story we are rewriting the black american story yeah yeah we are rewriting the black american story yeah we are rewriting the black american story yeah yeah oh no no no no yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy common, everybody bj the chicago kid. Black america again is out november 4th. My thanks to martin short and steve martin, ruth negga, common once again [ cheers and applause ] bj the chicago kid and the roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you guys. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight rachel maddow. From project runway junior, kelly osbourne. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and craig finn. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth myers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. Rudy giuliani said this morning that even though donald trump passed him over for a position in his administration, trump hasnt forgotten about him. Said trump, its true. How could i ever forget rudy garziola . [ laughter ] gorganzola, whatever. Ill never forget my good friend