The queens. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 554 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, welcome. Thank you enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself. Welcome. Thank you, guys. That means a lot. That makes me feel good. Thank you very much. Welcome. Thats a hot crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] thats a hot thats a hot new york city crowd. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. This is it. Youre here. Youre part of it. Thank you very, very much. Heres what people are talking about. The third and final debate between Hillary Clinton and donald trump is coming up in Las Vegas Next week. Thats right, and i saw that hillarys holding a contest where the winner gets to actually go watch it in person. [ laughter ] everyone was like, yeesh, what does the loser get . [ cheers and applause ] who wants to do that . But hillarys still dealing with all these leaked emails that are revealing all kinds of stuff. For instance, one of the emails shows that Hillary Clinton doesnt get along with chelseas motherinlaw. [ light laughter ] people have heard she doesnt get along with her inlaws, they thought, huh, maybe she is relatable. No, not to my inlaws, i love you guys. Wikileaks also reveals that former astronaut, edgar mitchell, wanted to meet with Hillary Clintons Campaign Chairman to discuss alien life. And hillary was like, trust me, if there were aliens, i already would have asked them for money. [ laughter and applause ] dear zorb, were still trying to reach our goal. But the best email thats been leaked so far claims that hillary met with rapper qtip last year to discuss how to appeal to hiphop fans. [ light laughter ] the big take away for hillary whatever you do, dont try to rap. Its like h to the i to the l to the other l to the a to the r to the y and that spells hillary thats my name and running for president is my game [ cheers and applause ] [ feedback ] jimmy i guess the meeting with qtip really affected hillary, because afterwards, she actually came up with some rapper names for herself. Steve really . Jimmy yeah. First, she tried lil wheezy. [ laughter ] then she tried run d. N. C. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, she tried wiz deleeta. [ cheers and applause ] you have to give her credit for trying. Steve yeah. Jimmy over on the republican side, i saw that two fundraising events featuring Donald Trumps running mate, mike pence, were canceled this week because of a lack of interest. You know, on the part of mike pence. Hes like, oh, yeah, i got to do this other thing. I saw that a trump supporter interviewed by cbs news said shes worried if Hillary Clinton gets elected that shell ban the phrase Merry Christmas. Well, hillarys actually programmed her phone to say Merry Christmas whenever she gets a news alert about trump. Its like, Merry Christmas. Haha hoowee [ applause ] speaking of trump, he brought up the prospect of losing the election this week, saying, if i dont win, it will be the single greatest waste of time, energy, and money. Then the guy who came up with Skechers Shapeups was like, eh, second greatest. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] steve shapeups. Jimmy but the big story today is that trump said hes preparing a lawsuit against the New York Times for its recent articles about him. Trump says what theyre doing is wrong, and hes also one lawsuit away from a free one on his lawyers punch card. [ laughter and applause ] might as well try. This is really surprising. A new poll shows that an independent candidate named Evan Mcmullin is actually in a a threeway tie with donald trump and Hillary Clinton in the state of utah. Making the only time youll ever hear utah and threeway in the same sentence. [ cheers and applause ] its just very interesting. I saw thats the United NationsJust Announced that theyre naming wonder woman as a new honorary ambassador for empowering women and girls. [ scattered cheers ] and Michelle Obama said, yeah, go with the cartoon. Yeah, thats [ applause ] perfect. Thats no one no real women out there to [ light laughter ] finally, things arent getting any better for samsung. I saw that now theyre actually sending customers safety gloves to help them return the exploding phones. And theyre like, hold up. Turns out the gloves are exploding too. [ laughter and applause ] im sorry, how do we make an exploding we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] boogie nights aint no doubt we are here to party dance with the boogie get down dance with the boogie get down cause boogie nights are always the best in town got to keep on dancing keep on dancing jimmy guys, halloween [ laughter ] steve i thought we were here to party. Jimmy i know, thats fun, man. That was good. That was a good jam. Guys, halloween is coming up and we want to do this fun thing on our show. Im going to need your help, though. Its called kids campfire. So if you have kids, age ten or under, i want you to have them write a scary story, something that you would hear around a a campfire. They should give it a title, keep it under a page or two. Aside from that, you can let their imagination do the rest. When theyre done, just take a a photo of their script or scan it, email it to kidscampfire tonightshow. Com. Teachers can do this, too. They can have their class do it. Just scary stories or Something Like that. Something youd hear around the campfire. Were going to choose our favorites and then ill read some of them on the show with some special guests. [ cheers and applause ] spooky. Steve spooky stories. Jimmy guys, it has been a a great week so far, and theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, our pal jon hamm will be here. Steve our pal [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love him. Plus the hilarious miranda sings, aka Colleen Ballinger will be joining us. And well have music from kings of leon. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy love those guys. Steve come on. Jimmy theyre always great. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. Getting a lot of buzz here, award buzz from the new ang lee movie, billy lynns long halftime walk. The one and only vin diesel is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] thats gonna be good. Plus, he stars in the hugely successful show, the walking dead. Norman reedus is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] i love those guys. You cant beat that show. This performance tonight is fantastic. Did you see this at all, quest . Questlove im waiting for it tonight. Jimmy oh, it is unbelievable. I think who told us about this . Our booker, julie, told us about her and showed us a clip. I think she worked with madonna, but its Something Like youve never seen before and its just fantastic. Im just so excited that we get to put this on television. Christine and the queens are here tonight, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy you guys are on twitter, right . Do you use twitter . [ cheers and applause ] we use twitter on our show every single week. So if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday. Ill send out a hashtag on wednesday and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. You know . So this week i went on twitter and i sent out a hashtag called ionceoverheard. So we asked you guys to tweet us something funny, weird, or embarrassing that you once overheard. We got thousands of tweets. Within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u. S. [ cheers and applause ] so, thank you so much for the tweets and playing with us. Now i thought id share some of my favorite ionceoverheard tweets from you guys. Here we go. This first ones from danielladerobbs. She said, i overheard a kid in my history class ask, whos lbj . another kid responded with, lebron james. [ laughter and applause ] duh. Steve duh. Hes a king. Jimmy this ones from djacksonbrown. She says, in the sistine chapel, i overheard a guy say, if it was me, i would have left the walls white. Would have looked bigger. [ applause ] this ones from mestrain66. She says, i heard a man sternly saying to his small child, we are not here to have fun. we were standing in the middle of disneyland. Like, i think we are here to have fun. [ applause ] you gotta take this teacup ride seriously. [ light laughter ] steve wipe that smile off your face. Jimmy this ones from cmacleanrdh. She says, i once overheard a a customer at our pharmacy ask the pharmacist how the nighttime cold meds know that its nighttime. [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah. How does it know . Jimmy just take it. Just take it. Ill pay for it. You just go. You take it and get out of here. Steve take it. Jimmy holy moley. Steve like a thermos. Jimmy this ones from themadisonreed. She says, i once overheard my grandpa say he was having a a hard time hearing. My grandma replied, well, put your glasses back on. [ laughter and applause ] give me the nyquil. This one is from maxbennett. He says, i heard a guy at a a bar talking to his beer. He said, i guess this is my life now. [ laughter and applause ] steve ouch. Oh jimmy maybe he was on the phone. I dont know. Steve yeah, maybe he was talking to his yeah, sure. Jimmy i dont know if that helps. This last ones from tracyhenry12. She says, when i was in the restroom at work, i overheard the lady in the stall next to me snoring. [ laughter and applause ] there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Hart, who goes there . Kevin hart and i go to a a Haunted House when we come back. You dont want to miss it. Hart, who goes there . [ cheers and applause ] i tried hard to quit smoking. But when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Every great why needs a great how. Im just sad thewhats wrong . Holidays are over. Theyre not over, old navys having an after holiday sale where its up to 75 off the entire store. 75 off . Yeah. What is that . 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So since halloween is coming up, we decided to go to new yorks scariest Haunted House. I dont like Haunted Houses. And i dont like being scared. Dont even think of doing it. I dont know why we even did this. But we taped the whole thing. So, it happened. So, please enjoy. [ applause ] jimmy hey, guys, im here with kevin hart. Now, last time we hung out, you and i road a roller costar. Remember that . Yeah. Yes i do remember that. Wasnt one of my best moments. Jimmy me neither, it was pretty scary but since halloween is just around the corner i want to try something even scarier. So today, were going to new yorks scariest Haunted House, blood manor. I got to be honest, roller coasters im okay. I can do a little bit. I do not like being scared. Im for real scared. You, heres, i want to say this. Jump out on me if you want to. Youre going get a boot to the neck. [ applause ] jimmy alright, not bad. Not bad. Get it. I get it. I get it. Its like a thing of snakes. Its going to, [ yells ]. Come on, jimmy. Youre making it worse. Youre making it worse, man. [ yelling ] hey, jimmy, look. Hey, give me your hand. [ screaming ] [ screaming ] i dont like this dark [ bleep ]. Jimmy with me . Kevin yo [ screaming ] jimmy whats up man . I dont know where to go. [ screaming ] [ screaming ] jimmy this way, this way, this way. Oh [ bleep ]. Oh [ bleep ] hey, jimmy, i farted. [ screaming ] i have gas. [ screaming ] come on, brother. I dont know what type of freaky stuff you into, but that needs to stop. Oh. Oh. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ screaming ] go, go. Jimmys got all the cash. My bad. My bad. Go ahead. Jimmy i cant see anything. Be careful. [ screaming ] i cant see nothing. [ screaming ] whoa [ screaming ] [ screaming ] jimmy stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. You stop it [ screaming ] [ screaming ] jimmy let me out is that it . Is it over . Listen, if you guys watch this, man, at any point it looked like i was afraid, im an actor. 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And receive a 10 bonus card for yourself. Only at applebees. That i was on the icelandic game show. And everyone knows me for discounts, like safe driver and paperless billing. But nobody knows the box behind the discounts. Oh, its like my father always told me put that down. Thats expensive. Of course i save people an average of nearly 600, but whos gonna save me . [ voice breaking ] and thats when i realized. Im allergic to wasabi. Well, i feel better. Its been five minutes. Talk about progress. [ chuckles ] okay. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest stars in ang lees new film, billy lynns long halftime walk, which is in theaters on november 11th. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for vin diesel [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] p yeah jimmy new yorks own. New york. New york, new york. Jimmy new yorks own vin diesel. Welcome home. How you doing, buddy . Thank you, man. I can tell im back in new york. I can tell im back in new york. Jimmy right . They love you. They love you. [ cheers and applause ] did you ever go to any Haunted Houses or any of that stuff in new york . I couldnt afford going to any Haunted Houses in new york, but it felt like every house in new york was haunted. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, ive been to haunt yeah, i guess. You know what i mean . I was in a building that was haunted. A building called west beth. And, someone knows west beth. Jimmy no, that was a ghost. There was no one here. [ laughter ] there is no audience tonight. That was a ghost. That was definitely a ghost. And i grew up in this kind of, haunted building called west best, which was a wonderful building, miles davis recorded there. [ scattered applause ] jimmy hes a good ghost. That would be fun. Real legends recorded there. And but for some reason, it was haunted. Jimmy if i ever feel like theres a ghost, sometimes ive been in hotel rooms and i go, it feels like there might be a a ghost here. I just go, hey, im cool. Yeah. [ laughter ] thats how i am. Jimmy assuming they can hear me but i just send that vibe out. Like, what are you gonna do . I got no problem with you. You got no problem with me. Jimmy take whatever what are you going to do . You going scare me . Thats not gonna get you anything. You want to talk to me . Im bored. Lets talk. Jimmy yeah, talk to me. Lets get it over with. I need to go to sleep. Tell me how it was back in the day. Jimmy yeah, id be interested to hear. Id love to have an interview. I wanna know id love to talk to a ghost. Jimmy i have a schedule right . I would. Jimmy well, i mean, thats not me. Im good. [ laughter ] im done with talking to ghosts. That was so scary for me. I dont wanna do that thing. That was like really i dont like getting scared at all. I mean, halloween, do you get all do you get into halloween . Do you dress up and stuff . You got kids. Now with kids, yeah. I used to dress up a lot. The whole halloween parade started in my building, that i grew up in. Jimmy oh really . Yeah. Jimmy i love the halloween parade. I didnt know that. It started in my building, so weeks before the parade would happen, we would see these huge costumes and 20foot figures and it all started in my building. So, there was always this kind of Close Association with and for me, it was free candy. Jimmy oh, yeah. Have your kids, have you taken your kids to the parade . Or theyre too little . We go we we go trick or treating in l. A. Now. Jimmy yeah. They dont have the halloween parade. Its different. Jimmy no, its a different vibe out there. [ light laughter ] but you can dress up. Look, heres you hanging out with zoe saldana, your costar from guardians of the galaxy. Yeah, thats a little ritual we have. Shes holding pauline. Jimmy now im assuming thats you, the wolf. [ light laughter ] of course thats me. Jimmy yeah, thats you. Of course, yeah. Im holding the twins. Jimmy you got her twins. I love that. But look at this little angel. Jimmy thats cute. Oh, come on. Thats your little baby right there. Look at all those angels. Jimmy what are they gonna be . Do you what cause shes still young that you can dress her up. At this point, what a year and a half . How old . I cant just no, they know what they want to be. Jimmy no, not at a year and a half. She doesnt know, but the older ones. Vincent wants to be a dragon. Jimmy yep. That sounds about right. [ laughter ] thats cute. Yep. My daughter wants to be a a golden phoenix. Jimmy oh. Thats very cool. And then my producing partner on xxx, joe roth, promised her a role in maleficent, so she wants to go to school as maleficent. [ light laughter ] jimmy i cant even pronounce maleficent. I cant either. Jimmy thats really big for a little kid. My daughter was, well, she was a year and a half for halloween and she was ramen noodle soup. Thats cute. [ laughter ] jimmy we just put a bunch of yarn, my wife hot glued a a bunch of yarn to a onsie and put an egg in her head and scallions. Oh, thats mean. But thats cute. Jimmy no. Its mean, but its cute. Jimmy she didnt know what was happening. Yeah, i told her it was a a dragon. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah, she was a dragon. She was a dragon. I mean, one year, i went as the wolfman, and i had to paint, you know, whats it called . Spirit glue or something . Jimmy yeah, spirit gum. Spirit gum and you put all the hair all over your face and it was disastrous, because i was itching so i looked like i had patches so i looked like the wolfman with rabies. [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt have any of the elaborate costumes. I used to get the costumes that just come in a box. A Cardboard Box that had like a a plastic hard plastic mask that would yeah. Jimmy eventually cut your lip open when you like, trick or treat blood coming out of like a a superman. Try to jump off and the thing rips in half. I envied you. I envied those kids. Jimmy really . Because i had to like my parents were like, we can create something. Jimmy oh, wow. We dont have to buy it. Jimmy thats what my wife is like. Shes creating stuff. Yeah. Jimmy shes making their costumes. We can create it. We dont have to buy it. Jimmy my parents would just buy and say open it up. Thats what youre going to be for halloween. [ light laughter ] i love that. Jimmy it was good guy, yeah. We you got a bunch of movies coming out. Guardians of the galaxy 2 is coming out may 5th. [ cheers and applause ] everyones everyones excited about this. Last time you were here, i made you say i am groot in like different languages. I know, i know, but remember we did that and because it went viral jimmy it went beyond viral. James gunn now wants to take it from six languages to 16. Jimmy youre international now he wants it here jimmy yeah, we did and i did it for groot and now he wants to do 16 languages. Jimmy can you do one. Just say i am groot, this is korean . I have it written down if you [ laughter ] come on. Itd be fun. [ cheers and applause ] this is a sneak peak. Its the first sneak peak. This is embarrassing, guys. Jimmy come on. All right. I guess ill try this. Jimmy yeah, yeah. Alright. So, in korean [ speaking korean ] jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause ] thats what we want, come on. Thank you. You have that. You had the fast and the furious comes out april 14th. [ cheers and applause ] the trailer is coming out december 11th. You have Dame Helen Mirren in this one. The trailer comes out december 11th in times square. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy exciting. You have these giant, theyre giant events. Theyre kind of giant events. Jimmy these xxx return of xander cage comes out january 20th. Yes. Jimmy the trailer for the movie, this is, had 100 million views in the first week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy thats big. Well, its been a long time since ive been xxx. Jimmy i know, but how cool is that . Its so, you know, xxx was such a great experience. I needed to do a movie where i could just smile again and have fun. So many of the characters ive been playing have been so dark and brooding and [ light laughter ] jimmy all that Haunted House stuff. All that Haunted House stuff, baby. Jimmy made you who you are today. It made me who i am. And so, doing xxx was so much fun. Such a global cast. Jimmy but you do all the action, the action, youre great at the action stuff. And you know how to do that stuff. Well, my shoulders still tweaked out from jumping out of a moving car from fast 8. So it sounds fun, but then youre at home and your daughter pulls your arm and youre like, ow. [ light laughter ] jimmy but then you get to do billy lynns long halftime walk with ang lee. A dream come true. Youre going to love this movie. And i was so i mean, i was blown away by it being, by the opportunity of working with ang lee, hes so profound. Jimmy it comes out veterans day, november 11th and the way he shot this one, if you can see it in select theaters, its shot in 4k resolution type of thing where its its 120 frames. Its insane. Jimmy its new technology. Its new technology. The irony is, theres not enough theaters to play 120 frames, so its going to be interesting to see how it plays out. Jimmy how fantastic is that . Can you give us a hint of what the story is about . Well, its were following a young 19yearold soldier whos being awarded for the worst day of his life. And joe alwyn plays the soldier. Theres steve martin in the movie. Chris tucker, kristen stewart, so many great jimmy fantastic. So many great actors. Jimmy youre getting great reviews for this, and i just think its a powerful thing. We have a clip. Im lucky to be a part of it. Its kind of a profound movie. Jimmy heres vin diesel in billy lynns long halftime walk. Take a look at this. 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Thank you for having me. Jimmy congrats on everything, man. Thanks. Jimmy i have a question i was going to ask because i just got scared earlier from the Haunted House. Working with all these, the zombies and stuff like that, are you now just immune . Are you just numb to it . Are you just like, hey, whats up, larry . Hi. [ light laughter ] hi, denise, hows it going . You look over and theyll be, you know, eating cheetos or something, so its not. Jimmy takes the frightening out of it. Yeah. But i mean, i have to give them credit because when theyre playing the zombies, its the lost sort of person behind the monster that makes them scary, you know. So. Jimmy yeah. Well, they do it so well. But i guess you must get to know them. The walking dead, no spoilers, obviously, but, and we wont try to get any out of you but do people just constantly ask you like, hey, you can tell me. All day long. [ light laughter ] all day long. I mean, cops and firemen and tsa agents and flight attendants. Jimmy people you respect but you cant give it up. People that could throw me in jail if i didnt tell them. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. But you cant, yeah. What do they ask . Who dies . Jimmy who dies . Thats pretty much it. Over and over and over and over. Jimmy but they will find out on october 23rd. Yeah. And i imagine a lot of people will be kicking their television sets. Jimmy really . Oh, yeah. Jimmy that is a hint. That is a hint right there. You messed up you messed up, Norman Reedus i didnt say i didnt say anything. Jimmy yes, you did. I mean, its its heavy. Its really, really heavy. Jimmy oh, good, i want to hear, i cant wait. I want to hear about this. Is this true that you opened up a restaurant in georgia . We did, yeah, its called nick and normans in senoia, georgia. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what do you serve there at nick and normans . Like, Southern Comfort food. Jimmy i love Southern Comfort food. Yeah, its really good stuff. Jimmy what is that is that like ribs . Yeah that and, you know. [ laughter ] jimmy what . Is that right . Yeah and burgers and Chicken Pot Pie, and stuff like that. Jimmy oh, Chicken Pot Pie is my jam. You have, do you have the crust on the bottom . Its on top. Jimmy oh no. What is it better on the bottom . Jimmy oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh i didnt know. Well, i mean, yeah. Well the crust you have to have the full pie. I like the crust kind of burnt, you know what i mean . Jimmy me too. But i mush the crust into the pie, let it slop up and then eat it like a big baby food. Jimmy oatmeal or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But i know you have a bison burger thats your favorite jam on there. What is it . I kind of ripped off, what is it, in and out burger, put it in lettuce and then put a a beet root and egg and the whole thing and its a huge mess, but its delicious. Jimmy we got to do that stuff. I also want to talk to you about this show, ride with Norman Reedus. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy now, this is this is one of my dreams to, ive never ridden a motorcycle. I dont know if my wife would even let me, but i want to, i want to ride and if i could ever ride with Norman Reedus, that would be fantastic. But you ride with different people and different situations . Yeah. I mean, well go to different cities. We did peter fonda in florida. Did brent from mastodon in new orleans. Different people for different cities and meet custom bike builders there and you know. Jimmy and you have helmets on the on these bikes and ive just seen the technology on helmets have gotten so much cooler. They actually have bluetooth, you can talk to each other. Oh, yeah. Jimmy i want to simulate of what it would be like if maybe me and you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy went on a, if we went on like a motorcycle run, like, this would be kind of fun. And we have bluetooth mics so you can hear me. Yeah. Here we can use that i fell like astronauts right now. Jimmy you can use heres what well do. Put one leg, just put one leg over the couch. [ light laughter ] no, no, yeah, yeah. Yeah, thats right. Yeah, youre right. That one go there and this would go here. [ cheers and applause ] this is good. I always have a pocket because i take selfies while i ride. Jimmy you take selfies while you ride . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy very dangerous. Now look, what kind of, what kind of motorcycle would we ride . [ laughter ] i think were on a tiger. Jimmy oh a tiger . Thats good. Are there any slang terms i should know beforehand . Just dont, just dont chew gum with a full face helmet because youll bite the inside of your mouth or dont spit as well. Ive done that. Jimmy i dont think i can pull off the biker jacket. Ive tried to do it before. You would look great in a a biker jacket. Jimmy no like one of those collarless jackets. No, no. Do the collar. Do the brando style. Jimmy oh, yeah. That would be rad. [ light laughter ] what is peter fonda all about . Peter fonda is a lot like you would think he oh, wait, howd you do that . I want to do that. Jimmy what are you talking about . Do me, do me. Jimmy have you ever ridden before . This is the way i ride. Wait i got it. Do this. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is that cool . Much cooler. Much cooler. Whoa. Jimmy did i break it . Did i just do it wrong . Whoa. Jimmy here we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, gee. Jimmy this is going to be fun. I like doing this. We can do route 66. Is what im dying to do. I would love to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy it would be safe . With me driving, youll be safe. Jimmy you dont do this, right . [ light laughter ] i think you got to, like, hold me tight, you know what i mean . [ cheers and applause ] sometimes ill, like, jump a a curb or something, you know what i mean . Jimmy what music would we be listening to . Maybe, well, the last time i went to nashville, i was listening to the pretenders. Jimmy i love the pretenders. 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[ cheers and applause ] ill die way before methuselah so ill fight sleep with ammonia and every morning with eyes all red ill miss them for all the tears they shed but im actually good cant help it if were tilted im actually good cant help it if we i am actually good cant help it if were tilted i am actually good cant help it if were tilted i miss prosthesis and mended souls trample over beauty while singing their thoughts i match them with my euphoria when they said je suis plus folle que toi but im actually good cant help it if were tilted i am actually good cant help it if we i am actually good cant help it if were tilted i am actually good cant help it if were tilted nous et la man on est de sortie pire quune simple moitie on compte a demidemi pile sur un des bas cotes comme des origamis le bras tendu parait casse tout nest quepis et eclis ces enfants bizarres craches dehors comme par hasard cachant leffort dans le griffoir et une creepy song en etendard qui fait im doing my face with magic marker im in my right place dont be a downer im doing my face with magic marker im in my right place dont be a downer but im actually good cant help it if were tilted i am actually good cant help it if we i am actually good cant help it if were tilted im good yeah so good yeah oh im good oooh im good yeah i am actually good cant help it if were tilted twist it twist it twist it twist it twist it hey [ cheers and applause ] jimmy who are you . Wow, that is so cool. Wow, unbelievable. Christine and the queens her selftitled albums out now. Well be right back i loved it [ cheers and applause ] this is my park. Im like the mayor here. I know every bench, every tree, every squirrel hey, whats up, andy. Andy hey same with my banking. With my bank of america mobile banking app, i can see my accounts all in one place. I can easily manage them and if something doesnt look right, im going to know. Plus, i can set up alerts to help detect unusual activity. So i feel secure. In other words, no surprises. Morning. Hey, abby. Like i said. The mayor. With sleep number, theres an adjustment for that. Tilt your tormentor and put those snores to sleep. Does your bed do that . Come into a sleep number store and save 600 on our best selling mattress. Its a no brainer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to vin diesel, Norman Reedus, kevin hart, christine and the queens [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from the warner theater in washington, d. C. , its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, Vice President joe biden. Second lady of the United States dr. Jill biden. Music from sturgill simpson. Featuring the 8g band with thaddeus dixon, corey glover and vernon reid. Ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, how are we doing, washington, d. C. . [ cheers and applause ] thank you so mucha for having us here in your beautiful city. Were having the best week we could have imagined. Now lets get to the news. 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