Roots crew. Questlove 583 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hey, hey enjoy yourselves. Welcome hey, hey please, please, please have a a seat hey, welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it you made it [ cheers and applause ] youre here thats what its all about. Hot show tonight. Hot show tonight. First, heres what people are talking about, you guys. Donald trump kicked off his big thank you tour last night in ohio. And i saw that his speech was on at the same time as the Charlie Brown christmas special. [ light laughter ] its nice because while kids are watching Charlie Brown christmas, their parents got to watch the great pumpkin. And you know [ cheers and applause ] [ as peanuts adult ] wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. [ laughter ] wah, wah, wah, wall. Wall, wall, wall, wall. [ laughter ] wall, wall, wall. Mexicans pay for it. [ cheers and applause ] its very interesting. And while kicking off his thank you tour, trump said, we spend too much time focusing on what divides us, and we need to embrace what unites us. Then he went back to visiting only the states that voted for him. [ laughter and applause ] but after that during his speech, trump joked that cars used to be made in michigan and you couldnt drink the water in mexico, but now cars are made in mexico and you cant drink the water in michigan. [ light laughter ] then he said, and why is it that we drive in the parkway but park in the driveway . You know what im saying . [ laughter ] women are different than men. What else is going on . [ laughter ] i noticed that at the end of his big rally last night, trump played the song, you cant always get what you want. [ laughter ] or as its now known, the national anthem. [ cheers and applause ] steve heyoh jimmy oh, you can do that. Steve ohhey [ applause ] oh oh jimmy and according to tmz, its possible that garth brooks will perform at Donald Trumps inauguration. Yeah. But dont confuse garth brooks and donald trump. One has friends in low places. The other grabs friends in low places. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] theyre different people. Dont confuse the two. Steve grab. [ laughter ] jimmy this is kind of weird, though. I read that a 2012 erotic novel entitled, trump tower, is actually sold at the gift shop in the building. And describes the sex lives of people who live and work there. Yeah. You can also purchase the audio book, and just a warning, its a little graphic. But take a listen to this. [ as trump ] jimmy chapter one. [ laughter ] we lock eyes from across the room. My heart pounds out of my chest as a single drop of sweat runs down my neck. [ laughter ] ive never been around such beauty. It is the most stunning selfportrait ive ever seen. [ laughter and applause ] chapter four, its 3 00 a. M. , i cant let go. I have to do it. The yearning is deep, so i reach my hand over and gently press tweet. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy okay. Steamy, steamy stuff. Steve whoo jimmy guys, yesterday, president obama lit the National Christmas tree for the last time. [ audience aws ] well, actually, he doused it in kerosene and flicked his cigarette while he walked out. [ cheers and applause ] but still, its very [ as obama ] im out. Im outie 5000. He said im outie 5000. Steve thats what he said. Im outie 5000. Jimmy i dont know. Thats what he said. [ light laughter ] speaking of christmas, a woman in North Carolina opened what she thought was a christmas gift, but was surprised to find four pounds of marijuana that was accidentally sent to her house. [ cheers and applause ] while somewhere, snoop dogg sent the day trying to smoke a a fruitcake. [ laughter and applause ] trying to smoke a fruitcake. Snoop dogg is trying to smoke a a fruitcake. [ laughter ] and finally, i saw that cbss annual telecast of rudolph the red nosed reindeer beat almost all other shows at 8 00 tuesday night. And that [ cheers ] yeah. That shows been airing for over 50 years. But somehow, its remained incredibly popular. I think this year, its because they updated it a little bit. They updated it. Take a look at this. Ho, ho, ho, what are you two doing . The mannequin challenge, biatch. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy there you go. You see they updated a little bit. We have a great show tonight. Steve wow jimmy give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my man, that is Rolling Stones keyboardist and music director Chuck Leavell sitting in with the roots tonight [ cheers and applause ] chuck, we love you, buddy. Welcome back. Always good to see you, buddy. Chuck is also the cofounder of the leading environmental website Mother Nature network. And his holiday album, whats in that bag, is out now. Thank you so much for being here, pal. Congrats on everything. [ cheers and applause ] appreciate it, man. What a joy. Jimmy sounds good. Thank you, sir. Jimmy sounds great as always, man. Guys, come back again next week. On monday, Annette Bening will be here, steve harvey will be here. [ cheers and applause ] were going to play a game of family feud. Plus, well have a performance from the hamilton mixtape, which is out. Steve oh. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it dropped. It dropped. Yeah, its out. Later next week, we have chris pratt, katie holmes, edward norton, Robert De Niro and Dwayne Johnson will all be joining us all this week. Steve whoa [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we got great music from john mayer, pharrell williams, and gary clark jr. The whole week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a great show tonight. We love it when this one stops by. Her netflix talk show just got picked up for a second season. The very funny, the awesome, Chelsea Handler is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love Chelsea Handler, come on. [ applause ] plus, this month, you can see him acting alongside emma stone and ryan gosling in the fantastic, unbelievable, new movie, la la land. Plus, he has a brandnew album thats just out right now. Its called darkness and light. The very talented john legend is dropping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes a new dad, too. Congratulations, john legend. Darkness and light. Were going to talk to john, and then, hes going to perform his single, penthouse floor. Its going to be good tonight, yeah. I went to a i had a fun night last night. I went to see the bronx tale. Steve mmhmm. Jimmy a bronx tale. Its a musical. They made a musical out of the movie, chazz palminteri, Robert De Niro, it was great. Totally, it was fun. Sitting there, and i brought my mom and dad because they grew up around that time, in the 60s. But they werent from the bronx. Theyre from brooklyn. But either way, they get it. [ light laughter ] i usually dont take my parents. My moms one of those people neither one of them can hear. Steve right. Jimmy but they did theyre the noisiest people, and i didnt want them ruining the play opening night, you know . So, im sitting next to billy joel and, you know, in front of talia, Tommy Mottola was there. My mom starts she put her and in her purse and shes, like [ crinkling sounds ] [ laughter ] you know, im getting mad. Im getting i dont want to say anything because im like, eventually shell open it up. Whatever it is. Steve oh. [ laughter ] jimmy but its like a real sense scene in the play, and the fathers talking to the son about, you know, loving, being loved or feared and what you have to do when you grow up. [ crinkling sounds ] laughter ] i was gonna like flip it out of her hand. And go, stop it [ light laughter ] i thought Tommy Mottola was gonna go, hey, yo excuse me you know, or somebody or de niro was going to go [ as deniro ] hey, stop doing that, okay . Youre ruining this. [ laughter ] and finally, im about to flip, and she turns around, and her little hand turn to me, and i go, what . She goes, do you want an altoid . [ laughter ] first of all, i dont want an altoid. Second of all, how do you unwrap an altoid . [ laughter ] its in a tin. [ laughter ] steve its in a tin. Jimmy it comes in a tin box. A tin you dont unwrap anything, and i dont know how shes getting it shes like a sound effects person doing sound effects in her purse. [ applause ] an altoid. Steve that would be jimmy a piece of paper steve i would be, like, clink, clink, yeah. Jimmy that one little slip of paper. She was like making origami during the thing. Steve yeah. I thought she was gonna, you, like a swan. Jimmy i was gonna go, stop it do it somewhere else anyway, its a good play. [ laughter ] go see it. Steve dont take any jimmy my mom wont ruin it for you because she already did it for the people around us. Steve yeah. Jimmy but, go see it. If you like jersey boys and you saw that ten times, and you want to get your fix. This is good. Its doo wop, its fun stuff, but i did that last night. It was great. Congrats to those guys. So go check it out. If youre in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] steve altoid . Jimmy no. Steve their phone didnt ring, did it . Jimmy no, they both have pacemakers. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy nightmare. Steve im not gonna ask. Jimmy nightmare. [ applause ] if i hear it vibrating, i just know that my dads alive. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy when he laughs, he vibrates. [ laughter ] [ imitates vibrating ] oh, hes getting a really kick out of this one. Steve he loves that. He loves it. Jimmy he loves it. He loves it. [ laughter ] guys, todays friday. Thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. Steve yeah. Jimmy i check my inbox. I return some emails. [ cheers and applause ] i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] so i was running a bit behind. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. Id like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. James, can i get some thank you note writing music, please . [ laughter ] steve he seems distant. Jimmy hes doing like the mannequin challenge. Steve yeah. I challenge you. Jimmy he wins. [ laughter ] thank you, Rockefeller Center christmas tree, for being an old, bristly object that gets lit every christmas. Or as i call it, dad. [ laughter and applause ] [ imitates vibrating ] babababa dadangdidangdang dadingdadongding blue moon jimmy ive never see him have this much fun. [ imitates vibrating ] steve hes loving it. Jimmy hes loving it, man. Jimmy thank you, Mexican Restaurant in california thats making a threefootlong burrito called the anaconda. [ laughter ] just surprised its in a a tortilla. Because usually, the anaconda dont want none unless its got buns, hon. [ laughter and applause ] steve oh hey jimmy ho i like big buns [ laughter ] i like tortillas and i cannot lie [ laughter ] with salsa on the side [ laughter ] little bit of rice [ laughter ] jimmy all right. [ laughter ] i got fries [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, paper clips, for being great if you like the idea of staples but hate how effective they are. [ laughter and applause ] steve too much, too much. Jimmy too much. Steve im not that committed to these papers being together. Jimmy thank you, time magazine, for doing a a special on the 100 most influential images of all time. And including iconic photos like this one, this one, and of course this one. [ laughter and applause ] you see . [ laughter and applause ] thats jamess solo album. Steve yeah jimmy thats james solo album. Steve thats his solo album. Jimmy james solo album. Hes got a solo album now. Steve yeah. Jimmy not too long ago. Steve not too long in a a galaxy far, far away. Jimmy yeah. Its number one on the utunes list. Steve utunes . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] steve oh, you love utunes. Jimmy yeah, yous tunes. [ light laughter ] thank you, coworker who puts up mistletoe above their office door for basically announcing that youre not getting enough action at home. [ laughter and applause ] steve any ideas . Jimmy problems, patrick . Thank you, advent calendars, for being a really slow way to eat bad chocolate. There you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with Chelsea Handler [ cheers and applause ] don and i met because im a volunteer for meals on wheels. We had an instant connection. What was that . I said, delivering to you is always a special treat. Oh. Company, companionship, food. We all need those things. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are joined right now by a multiple New York Times bestselling author and a very, very, very funny comedian whose netflix talk show, chelsea, is on netflix. It was just renewed for a a second season. Please welcome back to the show, our pal Chelsea Handler [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Chelsea, welcome back to the show. Standing ovation. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy they love you. We love you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] did you get you got new furniture. Jimmy no, i didnt get new furniture. No. Oh. Jimmy its always been this. Is it blue . Jimmy a blue couch and the blue chair, yeah. No, i dont think it has. Jimmy yeah. No, i remember your sofas, i do. Jimmy what do you mean . This is exactly the same. Are you thinking of maybe i was thinking of another guy. [ light laughter ] jimmy my gosh. Hey sorry. Sorry. Jimmy oh, it happens. Please. Welcome back to the show. Thank you. Jimmy congrats on the pickup for season two. This is a big deal, this is fantastic. Yeah, i love jimmy well done. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy well deserved. Im having such a good time. I love doing my show. Im so fulfilled, and so happy. Jimmy you really are. You seem happy. I feel kind of happy all the time. Jimmy i feel the happiness through the tv when i watch you. Yes, it comes out, pulsating. Jimmy it really does, yeah. Its a vibrating [ laughter ] my dad loves it. [ talking over each other ] a lot of yes, a lot of older men. By the way, thats not embarrassing at all. A lot of older men, have like me. Thats like my demo. Young women, gay men, and then 70 plus. [ light laughter ] jimmy there you go. Thats my thats my dad. Yeah, i know. I know your dad. Jimmy yeah, oh, really . [ laughter ] but you do something different, that we cant really do with our show, and you kind of create a whole new type of talk show where you travel a lot. You go all over the place. Yeah, i like to travel, so i feel like i love to, you know, i love an adventure. I just dont and i find america, especially now, embarrassing, so i like to go to places. And if you can film wherever you go, all the people you can show that place to, that will never maybe have the opportunity to go there, like i and so ill go anywhere, as long as im being filmed. I wouldnt go to russia, like, on my own volition. I wouldnt be, like, oh, thats a fun town. Its not. Moscow. [ laughter ] jimmy you did not enjoy moscow, no. No, i cant stand russians. Jimmy its a blanket statement. Does anybody love them . I mean, come on. I have a sisterinlaw thats russian, but theyre a harsh group of people. [ light laughter ] jimmy no. They thats not oh whatever, you can be pc. I dont have to be. I cant [ bleep ] stand them. [ laughter ] jimmy what are you talking about . What are you talking about . That is such a lie. No, no, theres a couple that i like. By overall [ laughter ] jimmy what . Theyre heart theyre heartless. And the men are very big, and theyre very fat, and then and they smoke and the women all the russian women that everybodys talking about, theyre here. Theyre not in russia. [ light laughter ] they have, like, three good ones and they all came here. [ light laughter ] the problem was the food was like it was problematic. The food. So i could only have protein bars and vodka because i like that. [ laughter ] and by the way, russians gave us vodka, so thank you. Jimmy hey there you go. Thats the silver lining. Silver lining. [ applause ] love you guys. Jimmy now you love russia. Its all good. Its all good. Jimmy its all good, i take it all back, erased. And so but i jimmy well, indias going to be exciting. We went to india. I got to go to mexico city. That was a beautiful if you guys ever have a chance to go to mexico, go to mexico city. That is a beautiful city. And then we went to tokyo. I mean, there are so many beautiful places. So yeah, we get to go a lot. And we film it, and then the crew comes. Its so much fun. Jimmy but didnt you how much how big is your crew . Ours is like 200something people. I dont know, ive never met them. But jimmy youve never met them. [ laughter ] they they do great work. We have like when we travel, there are like 25, 30 people. And its fun. We go out every night. You know, we have fun. Jimmy it really looks like its looks like fun when you watch the show. Its like someones paying me to live my life. Jimmy and netflix is great. You love netflix, right . Yeah, i mean, not i cant say anything publicly about them, right . [ light laughter ] jimmy yes, you can. Yeah, of course. Arent we being recorded . Jimmy no, no, well edit all this out. Okay, take out the stuff about the russians. [ laughter ] jimmy the but netflix now, they have a thing where you can download everything, and just have it already i saw that on the news. Nobody even told me. Their like, you can now watch netflix on a plane. Im like, hey, heads up, i can tell you about that. Jimmy isnt that great . Yeah. Its so they can catch up on all your stuff, because its not like you have to watch your thing like in a row. You can actually i want to savor them, and have them, and go, oh, i want to check out chelsea when i want to watch it. Yeah, thats so great. I mean, netflix is amazing. Its revolutionary. They have so much programming, and, i mean, i dont want to be a netflix advertisement right now. I just jimmy i will be. I love watch like i love getting in bed on a sunday and watching eight episodes of the crown. Theres nothing that makes me happier. Jimmy i have not seen the crown series. Ah, its so good. Jimmy yeah, its good right. Yeah, i heard yeah, im not in it. Jimmy youre not, well. [ laughter ] spoiler. Spoiler alert. Jimmy well, this is what i want, everyone should watch chelsea and see what happens. Heres a clip from the netflix show, chelsea. Heres Chelsea Handler visiting japan, learned how to a geisha. In the sake cup, please. Okay, but i cant go over, right . You cant go over, you have to drink a little. Have you ever tried japanese kimono . Yes, very comfortable once you have it on. But its a lot of clothing. Im not used to wearing so much clothing. I like to be topless a lot. I just dont even think theres any more room in that cup. Oh, you did it. Ah. [ cheers ] jimmy i mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, youre having fun. That looks so much fun. Thats great. I love it. Every time youre on, i believe, we ask you to if youd like to play a game or not. Yes. Jimmy and you always say yes. No. No, i dont. Jimmy you dont always say yes. No, because i dont play games, but im going to play one. Jimmy but i wanted to play charades with you. I want you to be my partner. Okay. But are you youre very competitive. Jimmy yeah. Okay, im not. Im just telling you, im not competitive, and i dont care. [ laughter ] jimmy you cant do that. No, i can. Im going to try jimmy you cant do that. This is like visiting japan. Youre in my japan, and im going to teach you how to drink sake. Okay. Jimmy but by saying that, im going to play charades with you and it will be fun. Okay, sure, yeah, lets play. I mean, yeah. You cant talk, right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you cant talk, but it will be fun. Im very excited to play with you. Ill do anything with you, i mean, almost. [ light laughter ] jimmy were playing charades with special guests after the break. Stick around, everybody. Chelsea handler [ cheers and applause ] these are the gifts that absolutely had to be there on time. Because these are no ordinary gifts. Theyre the ones for an adventurer. Who wants to grow up to be just like grandpa. Whoa. The gift theyre waiting for is waiting on ebay. New, unique, and everything in between. Find it. Add it. Get it fast. One store is the store. To get your romantic on. Kay jewelers. 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Good thing weve got a really catchy theme song. Hit it Grocery Outlet bargain market bargain market. Now its stuck in my head. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Im here with Chelsea Handler. [ cheers and applause ] and we are about to play a game of charades. Now, chelsea and i are a team but we need opponents and we found some really good ones here. First, he stars in the new movie, la la land, which opens everywhere december 16th. He has a brandnew album out today called darkness and light. Give it up for john legend, everybody [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Chelsea, john, chelsea. How are you . Jimmy thats great. John legend. Joining johns team, john, i think you might recognize her. Please welcome the lovely, the talented chrissy teigen, everybody [ cheers and applause ] oh my god. Jimmy come on. Thats my wife. Jimmy thats your wife. Thats your wife and your partner. Okay. Good. Come on, pal. Thank you so much. I was just hanging out backstage. Jimmy i know, we dragged you out to do this, sorry. Thank you for doing this. We get a two for one when we come on the show. Jimmy thats great. Thank you, thank you guys. Now everyone knows how to play charades. Each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammates, 30 seconds on the clock per turn. Were going to do four rounds worth one point each. Fifth round is the charades showdown. Both teams give the same clue at the same time. Chrissy, why dont you start us off. Chelsea youre now oh, my gosh. Jimmy john, you can sit here. Okay. Jimmy but we dont guess. Anybody . What do i go for . Three. Jimmy we dont guess on this, just john. Okay. What does that mean . Song . Jimmy yeah. Boogie . [ laughter ] boogie nights . Dance . Twist . Do the twist . Shake. Shake, rattle and roll. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy because theyre married. Thats cause youre married. Can we use that . Jimmy whats that . Can we use that . That was a lot of shaking. Jimmy i dont know. Lot of shaking, oh no. Im sorry. Jimmy we love that. We love that. Thats good television. Jimmy thats good television. Okay. [ laughter ] okay. Jimmy chelsea we can do this. Chelsea okay. Alright. Jimmy shake, rattle, roll. I dont even know you didnt have any words nothing. Alright. We can we got this. Chelsea yeah, right. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. What number part man. All right. Chelsea oh. Jimmy i think chelsea, we can do this. We can do this. Chelsea all right. Jimmy we can do this. Ready . Chelsea yeah. Jimmy ready . Chelsea yes. Sound . Song. Song. Jimmy sound. Yeah. We just went over this. [ laughter ] chelsea song. Jimmy ready . Chelsea yeah. One, two, three, four. [ laughter ] four. Times a lady. Jimmy ready, ready. Chelsea song. Eyes. Ojos. [ laughter ] falling on the floor. Crawling eyes. Crawling tiger. Tiger eyes. Eye of the tiger [ cheers and applause ] Jimmy Chelsea chelsea you did it yes youre the bomb, come on. That was great. Chelsea that was great. Jimmy that was great. All right, good. Oh, my gosh. I cant four words was what i meant to say. Four words. John youre up. Chelsea what do you mean it keeps going . Jimmy oh yeah, john goes, then you go. [ laughter ] john goes, then you go. Chelsea oh no. Here we go. All right. Here we go. Okay. Jimmy two. Okay. [ laughter ] chelsea oh, confident. Jimmy he doesnt look happy. Alright. Movie. Short. The big short. Small. Tiny. Little. Little women. [ laughter ] little little dress. Little slinky, sexy your fly is unzipped, first of all. Jimmy oh my [ laughter ] and youre yelling youre yelling with her. [ buzzer ] youre yelling with its a party. Hey i wasnt done i wasnt done. Jimmy youre yelling little little sexy. Little sexy. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Thats not jimmy okay. No, thats not little. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] interrupting. Jimmy no, wait not we know thats not little. Little giants. Okay. Its little mermaid. Jimmy oh, little mermaid. Youve got to do like the flipper. [ laughter ] i didnt know. I thought i was. I was like making my legs into flippers. Jimmy it was good. It was good. I tried. Jimmy fantastic. Im sorry. Its my fault. I wasnt jimmy just wait [ laughter ] no one saw that. No one saw that. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. Chelsea [ laughter ] song, song. Chelsea yes. Jimmy dancing queen. Sing, sing . Crown. Sing on me. Flashdance. Sing out. Its a first down. Rain. Yes. Jimmy rain sing rain . Rain . Purple rain . Rain sing. Rain dance. Strong rain. Chelsea oh my god jimmy sing tower . Song tower . Chelsea what . Are you serious right now . Jimmy rain song. Rain song. Chelsea he knows it. Everyone here knows it. [ buzzer ] jimmy stop it. Stop it. You missed it on purpose. Jimmy stop it hey, get get back here. What what was it . Chelsea oh, my god. Jimmy whats your problem . You knew it . Singing in the rain. Singing in the rain chelsea everybody knew it except for you [ laughter and applause ] jimmy they dont do that at all dancing around me. Umbrellas and dancing. Oh my gosh get the clue. Jimmy guys . My Blood Pressure is, like, seriously, my pacemakers going crazy right now. [ laughter ] chelsea were horrible at this. Jimmy the last this is the showdown. My fly is up. Just so you know. Jimmy everyone now my fly is down, weirdly. I dont know how that happened. [ laughter ] alright, lets go. Whos it lets have a battle right now. Whos gonna give . Alright, chrissy, you give. Me and you okay. Jimmy were going to give at the same time, all right . Whoever gets it gets all the points and all the respect. Oh, the same card . Jimmy uhhuh. Oh god. We should look at both of you guys then. Jimmy oh yeah. Hey. Jimmy here we go. You can look at both of us. [ light laughter ] nine jimmy he just screamed out nine. Like, nine alright, here we go. Ready . Okay. Okay. Jimmy chelsea, what are you laughing at . Are you ready . Stop laughing. Is my fly undone . All right, ready . Here we go. Wait. Go. Chelsea wait, at the same time . Movie, movie, book, book, youre reading a book. Theres a book. Hourglass figure. Nutcracker. Running man. [ laughter ] woman. Run. Run of the give me another word. Oh, wheelchair. Jimmy guess something. Girl. Girl on the run. Run. Girl. Running. Chelsea running. Running for cover. Running babies. Bicycling. Toot toot, horn. [ buzzer ] honk the horn. Bus on the train goes choo choo choo. [ laughter ] jimmy bus on the train goes oh, my gosh. Girl on a train. Jimmy it was girl on a a train. That is exactly it. Thank you, john. Im gonna give it i have to give it to we won jimmy i have to give it to team legend right here. Chrissy teigen. Choo, choo jimmy my thanks to Chelsea Handler, chrissy teigen. Choo, choo jimmy john legend. Were talking to john legend after the break. Stick around, everybody that was awesome. 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Wow. His new album, darkness and light is out now. You can also see him in the new movie, la la land, which is in select theaters december 9th and everywhere december 16th. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome john legend [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for coming back to the show. Theres so many things i want to congratulate you on. First of all, thank you for playing the game with us. Congratulate me on winning charades. Jimmy yeah, exactly. I do want to congratulate you on that. Bigger news, congrats on that beautiful baby. Thank you. Jimmy youre gonna be a a great dad. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ]. Thank you. Jimmy thank you for letting i can show a picture of her. Is that yes, yes you can. Jimmy this is luna. Shes 8 months old. Look at this that [ audience aws ] jimmy that is a beautiful, Perfect Little baby. That was a few months ago in july, we were on vacation in italy. Jimmy wow. And one of our favorite things is to pose her in chairs as though she could sit up. Now she can actually sit up, but back then she could not. Jimmy she can . Yeah. Jimmy and how does it feel . I love it. Its really fun, and its humbling at the same time, because you realize you dont know anything. Jimmy yeah, good. Yeah. Jimmy thats the good thing. Yeah. Jimmy yeah no, everyone got me different baby books and things to read and i didnt really read the books. Jimmy me neither. We have a great nanny. We have a great, you know, support around us, and so we just try to learn every day and shes fun, man. Shes a lot of fun. Jimmy no, its all about learning along the way. Yeah. Jimmy i have my one of my babies, i have two babies, ones going to be two tomorrow. Oh, wow. Jimmy it just changes everything. I know happy birthday, frances. Shes not watching. Happy birthday. Jimmy shes not watching. She cant watch. She doesnt watch. She likes jimmy kimmel. I dont know i dont know what youre gonna do. I cant teach her everything. I cant teach her everything. My daughter doesnt even know im famous yet. Jimmy but man, oh man, its the greatest thing in the world. So congratulations. Thank you. Jimmy and you guys are great parents and i saw you backstage and everything. I want to show this picture. Theres this baby going around the internet. I dont know if youve seen this. Ive seen it so many times. Everybody shows jimmy you know what im talking about questlove . Questlove yeah. Everybody shows it to me and they act like theyre the first ones to show it to me. Theyre like, john, youve gotta see this. But ive seen it like 10,000 times. Jimmy i gotta say theres a a baby that looks like you. Yeah. Jimmy they say that looks like you. Yes, he does look like me. Its true. Jimmy well maybe, i dont know. Lets let the audience judge. You be the judge. Jimmy does this baby look like john legend . [ laughter ] thats too cute. Come on. He does. Jimmy that is so cute. Weve gotten weve gotten that photo so many times on twitter and instagram that we decided to run with it so at chrissys baby shower, we actually put a girl version of this baby on the cake. Oh, you have that too . [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, come on. Thats hilarious. And luna luna kind of looks like that. Jimmy yeah. Thats hilarious. I just thought that was so cool. Yeah. Jimmy congrats on darkness and light. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy this is a this was number five for you . This is my fifth solo album. Plus i did one with these guys. Jimmy of course, i remember that, yeah. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i saw you at the grammys. Yeah. Yeah we picked up a few. Jimmy you picked up a few grammys. Yeah. Jimmy and tonight, youll be doing penthouse floor. Yes. Thats a brandnew song, first ever performance tonight here on fallon. Jimmy i appreciate you doing that. [ cheers and applause ] we love every time you come on the show. You always knock it out of the park. Thank you. Jimmy youre amazing but i got to see la la land, i got i went to a screening. Man, oh man, youre fantastic oh, thank you. Jimmy and that movie is magical. Isnt it beautiful . Damien chazelle whos like 12 jimmy yeah. Who is this dude . Like hes a young writer director. Hes like 31 and hes already done whiplash and la la land. Jimmy is he super into jazz . Hes really into music, really into jazz. And really into great film making. Hes just jimmy he hit a homerun hes an amazing talent and i was just happy to be a part of this. Jimmy but you had to go do you know how to play guitar . No, i did not know how to play guitar and i still dont really but i knew enough to, like, be able to finger the chords and look, you know, passable. Jimmy and, have you been in other movies . I was in soul man, but i didnt speak in that. That was a movie with bernie mac and sam Jackson Jimmy of course, i love yeah. Years ago. And i didnt speak in that movie so this is my first real speaking role. Jimmy oh my god. I mean, talk about a great movie to be in. I mean, im, like, humbled, that ryan gosling, emma stone, and then directed by damian is pretty good company. Jimmy everybody knocked it out of the park in this movie. Yeah. Jimmy but they can play, ryan gosling is musically talented. Ryan really kind of pissed me off because he learned how to play piano so beautifully and im like, ive been playing since i was four, man. Its not fair. He like really learned how to play and really did a great job and he had to play like a a really accomplished jazz pianist. And he did a magnificent job, and emma is amazing in it. Its just really, im just lucky to be in such good company. Jimmy no, you did it and you nailed it and its just its just its just beautifully done. I dont want to spoil anything for anyone who doesnt know what the movies about. But just go see it, because at the end of the movie its about love and about pursuing your dreams and sometimes those two things dont work together. Thats really what its about and its kind of a love letter to los angeles as well. But its about dreamers, and people who want to fall in love and also want to make something of their career as an artist. Jimmy i wanna show a clip. Heres john legend and ryan gosling in la la land. Take a look at this. You say you wanna save jazz . How you going to save jazz if no ones listening . Jazz is dying because of people like you. Youre playing to 90yearolds at the lighthouse. Where are the kids . Where are the young people . Youre so obsessed with kenny clarke and thelonious monk. These guys were revolutionaries. How are you going to be a a revolutionary if youre such a traditionalist . Youre holding on to the past, but jazz is about the future. [ applause ] jimmy it is so great. And john legend is going to perform for us after the break. Yeah. 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[ cheers and applause ] all this trouble in this here town all this going down when will they focus on this streets ride up with the tv crews look ma we on the news but they didnt notice before this they float above the city lights forget the truth inhale the lies just enjoy the show they see us reaching for the sky just ignore them to survive maybe we should go go to the penthouse floor go to the penthouse floor lets ride the elevator they cant keep us out no more go to the penthouse floor penthouse floor all that bubbly all that wine oh man look at the times didnt they notice notice the only future i can see aint what it used to be and i didnt know this i didnt know this once youre above the city lights wont want to spend another night down there on your own the holding on is made for us the altitude is dangerous but we aint going home go to the penthouse floor go to the penthouse floor lets ride the elevator its what weve been waiting for cant keep us out no more penthouse floor oh dont bring me down i need a room in the clouds i wanna get there babe i wanna elevate oh my favorite mix a little ignorance and bliss in the penthouse babe go to the penthouse go to the penthouse floor go to the penthouse floor lets ride the elevator its what weve been waiting for well tear down those penthouse doors those penthouse doors well tear down the penthouse doors baby im in the penthouse floor baby lets ride the elevator til we can ride no more go to the penthouse floor penthouse floor [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, man thank you jimmy oh, man thats how you do it. Thats what im talking about. Thats not too shabby. Standing ovation. John legend thank you jimmy darkness and light is out now well be right back, everybody. Penthouse floor. [ cheers and applause ] hi, its me. [imitates fanfare] lois prices from Grocery Outlet. Hi, its. The rest of us hey there. Hi hey. Loifor over 60 years now, Grocery Outlet has been selling the brands you know and love, for up to 60 less than what youd pay at Traditional Grocery stores. And check this out. Lois weve got meats and produce, naturals and organics, at prices thatll make you wanna sing. Good thing weve got a really catchy theme song. Hit it Grocery Outlet bargain market bargain market. Now its stuck in my head. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to Chelsea Handler, chrissy teigen, john legend [ cheers and applause ] Chuck Leavell and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight john goodman, star of broadways falsettos, actor, andrew rannells. Music from the 1975. Featuring the 8g band with Keith Carlock [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth thank you all so much. How is everybody doing tonight out there . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic news. In that case lets get to the news. Tomorrow is election day. Well, thats just not true, said kellyann conway. [ laughter ] thats right. Tomorrow is election day, so its time to finalec