Musical guests Machine Gun Kelly and Camila Cabello, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 577 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow, fantastic hey welcome welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you very much. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youve made it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Heres what everyones talking about. Of course, you guys, today, is the day before thanksgiving. [ cheers and applause ] so, thats exciting. Its considered by many to be the busiest travel day of the year. Yeah. In fact, airports are so busy the t. S. A. Asks passengers to just pat each other down. [ laughter and applause ] theyre like, where you headed . Yeah, where you going . Yeah, me too. I know where youre going. Youre my dad. [ laughter ] yeah, im going with you. Yeah, its so busy, some airports had to open up a a chilis 3, 4 and 5. [ laughter ] steve really . Jimmy thats how busy it is. I saw the Chicago Ohare Airport even had therapy dogs roaming around the terminals today to help stressedout travelers. It made everyone relax, except for the people with weed in their carryons. [ laughter ] theyre like, get out of here go fetch go fetch actually, i saw that today was dubbed weed wednesday because Marijuana Dispensary sales go up almost 30 the day before thanksgiving. [ light laughter ] [ cheers ] you you know youre stoned at thanksgiving when you have to ask, how longs my hand been inside this turkey . [ laughter ] just go. Just go. Get out of the room. Steve wheres the baster . Jimmy speaking of weed, i read that a Marijuana Dispensary in colorado is offering holiday gift packages that include pot brownies and other edibles. Yeah. Its expected to be the first edible arrangement people actually want. [ laughter ] steve ho hey [ applause ] you care for some lukewarm cantaloupe . [ laughter ] only about 30 people ate it. [ laughter ] of course, not everyone is able to make it home to eat thanksgiving dinner with their families. So we put together this timeline of what the typical american thanksgiving is like, just so you can watch this and feel like youre not missing out. First, your aunt will arrive with an apple pie that she baked herself. Your mom already bought an apple pie at the store, so this will be a thing. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy then, in the kitchen, your grandfather will wander in after two bourbons and say, turkeys small this year. Even though its the same size every year, but [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, in the living room, everyone will be watching football, awkwardly sitting through a viagra commercial. [ laughter and applause ] [ whistles ] then, at the dinner table, because your family banned political talk, your grandmother will say, great, now i can talk about all my ailments. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, the conversation will have that magical beat of silence where somebody says, well, i think its time we get going. [ laughter ] and thats how thanksgiving usually goes, so i hope you have a great one. [ cheers and applause ] well, donald trump has been very busy this week preparing to take office. In fact, he released a video with an update on his white house transition and his policy plans for his first 100 days as president. He says hes hard at work, but i noticed something odd during the video. Take a look at this. Today i would like to provide the American People with an update on the white house transition and our policy plans for the first 100 days. Our Transition Team is working very efficiently and effectively jimmy hes doing it from one of his casinos. Steve one of his casinos. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Steve thats insane. Jimmy i knew i didnt buy it. [ light laughter ] and this is pretty big. After previously calling it a a hoax, yesterday donald trump acknowledged that Global Warming might be real. [ laughter ] trump was like, i just had a a hard time believing something could get hotter as it got older, and i just didnt know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve heyoh hey, hey, hey oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it didnt really feel warm. But the big news today that is donald trump has appointed South Carolina govnor nikki haley to be ambassador to the united nations. Yeah. Her main job will be learning how to say sorry in over a a dozen languages. [ laughter and applause ] finally, i read about a new app called dropcar that offers an ondemand Valet Service where a a straer meets you, takes your car, and parks it for you. [ laughter ] they say its perfect if youre on the go and you never want to see your car again. There you go. [ applause ] we have a great show, you guys. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody its been a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night, we are spending thanksgiving with the hilarious kevin james. Steve oh, funny. Jimmy man, oh man, is he funny. [ cheers and applause ] we have something fun planned with him, something very messy. Be sure to tune in for that. Plus tim gunn will be here as well. We love tim gunn. [ cheers and applause ] make it work and we have great music from the weeknd is doing a medley. Steve wow jimmy hes doing a special medley for us. Steve so its a long weekend. Jimmy it is a long weekend and a long weeknd song, yeah. Hes doing starboy, and then, hes gonna mix it in with something else. Its going to be fun. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. We loved her in how to be single and this is 40. Now shes starring in the new film, the comedian, alongside Robert De Niro. Leslie mann is dropping by. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my goodness. We love her. Steve come on jimmy shes awesome. Shes funny too. Also joining us tonight, this guy is just one of the most talented dudes ever. You might know him from frozen or as king george in hamilton. Now hes starring in a big new David Fincher series for netflix called mind hunter. Ooh. Our pal Jonathan Groff is here steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy plus, we do this bit. We feature this from time to time. We love doing this bit. I really enjoy it. Its featuring some amazing kid inventors in a segment we call fallonventions, and its good to see what these kids come up with. [ cheers and applause ] i have a few inventions of my own. Steve always. Jimmy yeah, yeah, it should be good. And then, we have great, great music from Machine Gun Kelly and Camila Cabello steve yo [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Camila Cabello hey, guys. Were in week 12 of the nfl season, and the big thanksgiving thursday night football matchup is between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Indianapolis Colts right here on nbc. Its a big matchup. [ cheers and applause ] everyone watches football after thanksgiving dinner. Now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give an award, like most valuable player, but they also give out awards during the season, sort of like the ones you think about in High School Yearbooks like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show superlatives jimmy our first player is tyler matakevich. Hes a linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He was voted most likely to be Jesse Tyler Ferguson after thanksgiving dinner. [ laughter and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy you got to eat a lot. Steve you got to eat, very fond of the groceries. Jimmy next up is justin gilbert. He was voted most likely to put on his jersey with the hanger still inside. [ laughter and applause ] well, that the best way to keep it. Steve there, you got to keep it you got to keep it separate. Jimmy next up is steelers wide receiver antonio brown. He was voted most likely to learn things by plugging himself into a usb port. [ laughter and applause ] which is very tricky to do. [ laughter ] its not easy. Steve hey, you know. Its not easy. Jimmy heres chris hubbard. He voted most likely to have made this face as he slowly rises over the side of your bathroom stall. [ laughter and applause ] steve is everything going good in there . [ light laughter ] i hope everything comes out okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy our next player is Vince Williams [ laughter ] who was voted most likely to pop out of nowhere and say, you talking about me . [ applause ] next up is b. J. Finney. He was voted most likely to quote larry the cable guy in his wedding vows. [ laughter ] steve really . Gitrdone [ laughter and applause ] jimmy gitrdone. I love him. And finally, from the steelers is david decastro. He was voted most likely to be sitting between a democrat and a republican at the thanksgiving table. [ laughter ] there you go, guys. [ cheers and applause ] those are your nfl superlatives. Well be back with more of the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] they come into this iworld ugly and messy. Ideas are frightening because they threaten what is known. They are the natural born enemy of the way things are. Yes, ideas are scary, and messy and fragile. But under the proper care, they become something beautiful. Thanksgiving day should be beautful but after that a lot of changes. Check out our live dopplar radar. Reveal and on our twitter feed. Home for the holidays. And so are the warriors and sharks. Both teams w big wins on wed noight. The warriors beat the lakers. The shatrks beat the blackhawks. Have a great holiday. End mug [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back welcome back, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. If you love seeing new inventions and you love brilliant kids then youre really going to love this. Thats right, its time for another round of ges fallonventions. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] steve welcome to ges fallonventions. Jimmy fallons night of inventions. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now, i love inventions. And im okay with kids. [ laughter ] so i got together with ge and we found some of the best and brightest kids out there. I think youre going to be amazed at what they came up with. Lets meet our first inventor. Come on out here, cameron. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing, my friend . How are you doing, buddy . Cameron, cameron, how old are you, where are you from . Im nine and im from buffalo, new york. Jimmy hey, cool, welcome, buddy. Now, what is your invention . My invention is the slider bench. Jimmy all right, this is the slider bench. Uhhuh. Jimmy okay. Now how did you come up with this invention here . I came up with it when i was in the piano lesson and i was doing four octave scales and i was having trouble reaching all the keys on the piano. And my piano teacher said it would be nice if somebody invented a piano bench that slid back and forth so people with short arms can reach all of the keys on the piano, so i did. [ laughter ] jimmy so you did it, you took it upon yourself to do it, and you really did. How did you make it . I made it by attaching a go cart seat to old skateboard wheels and then i put it inside of an old piano bench. Jimmy thats genius, i love this. Can you show us how it goes . Sure. Jimmy slider bench. There we go. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy got that way. Jimmy look at that, theres the [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Im sending that to george lucas, thats fantastic, cameron. That is a good invention, slider bench. [ cheers and applause ] send that to j. J. Abrams. That is such a smart invention, its almost as brilliant as something i invented, cameron. Now i love eating a big scoop of ice cream out of a waffle cone, who doesnt. But what happens when you do that . It drips all over your hand. Well, thats not going to happen if you use the waffle mitt. Now look. Its a completely edible mitt. Made out of waffle. [ laughter ] you just put the ice cream right on in the mitt there. The thing is fantastic. You could eat off the top of your hand, bottom of your hand, no one cares. Put your mitt in here, buddy. See how this works. Yeah. Scoop the ice cream right there in your mitt. And then take a bite of that. [ laughter ] look at this right here. Is this fun . Then you could eat the ice cream, then you could eat your mitt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Loser whatevs. Jimmy thank you for being here, cameron. [ cheers and applause ] get out of here. Im not showing it to george lucas. Lets meet our next inventor sherwood. Sherwood, are you here . Hey, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing sherwood . Come here, buddy. Sherwood, how old are you, where are you from . 16, and from guelph ontario, canada. Jimmy hey, thats what im talking about, very good. Now, what is your invention here . This is exciting. So this is my fencing dummy. Jimmy fencing dummy, yup. Its powered by pneumatic cylinder. Jimmy of course. [ laughter ] duh. One of those old pneumatic cylinder dummies, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] and its hooked up to an air compressor over there. Jimmy okay, so fencing dummy. Howd you come up with this thing . In fencing just like any other sport theres a lot of drills and practice. But you need somebody whos willing to get hit over and over again. So i created this. Jimmy i have that problem, yeah. [ laughter ] well, lets see how it works there. Show me how it works . Should i put my mask on too . They call it a mask . Yeah. Jimmy cool. [ laughter ] clearly youve been watching a a lot of west world. Here we go. Oh hey oh yeah. Well, you oh, whoa, hey thats right. Thats very good. [ cheers and applause ] can i try it . You mind if i try it . Thank you, my friend. Thank you, sherwood. You know. Hello, dummy. [ laughter ] ready . All right, go. Go again. [ laughter ] im going to get better at fencing. This all works and thats good and exciting. Its dangerous and i love danger. And its fun. But what happens . What happens if youre just walking by the dummy, hey, can i talk to you a second, dummy, everything good . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] game over, dummy en guarde come here a second, sherwood. Sherwood, this is a real invention sherwood . [ laughter ] sherwood, youre 16 years old, right . Do you have your own room . Yep. Jimmy yeah. Youre hanging out in your messy room, right . Just a teenaged dude, youre like, whats up . Leave me alone, mom, i want to listen to my music, you know. I want to go fencing i want to fence with my dummy. [ laughter ] all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] theres dirty laundry all over the place and your moms nagging to put your laundry in the washing machine and you dont want to do it because its boring, right . Well, not if youve got the laundry launder. All right . Check this thing out. You just put your dirty laundry in here, right . And then, aim it at the washing machine, there you go. You see what im saying. [ cheers and applause ] its super fun. Ready to try this . Your mom wont even believe this. Like, im not doing my laundry, really . Ill do it, bye, mom. Show her. Whatever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] go on get out of here. We did that on purpose. He wasnt going to wet his beak on that invention. Lets meet our last inventors. Come on over, claire and sadie, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, guys. Now, now you are claire . Yep. Jimmy you are sadie . Yes. Jimmy okay. Now here, you can stand over here, claire. Now, you are sisters . Yes. Jimmy how old are you guys . Im ten, shes six. Jimmy hey, very cool, welcome to the show. Where are you from . Weare, New Hampshire. Jimmy where . Weare. Its called weare. The town is called weare. Jimmy where . [ laughter ] its called weare, the town is called weare. Jimmy yeah, where in New Hampshire . [ laughter ] where are you from . Weare, New Hampshire. Jimmy yeah, well thats what im saying, where in New Hampshire . Weare, New Hampshire. Jimmy yeah, where in New Hampshire . Thats right. Yeah. Jimmy no, where . [ cheers and applause ] got you with weare. How do you spell weare is it w . Its weare. And the way i learned to spell it was is we are, and then you put them together. Jimmy hey, perfect. There you go. [ applause ] sadie, what is your invention here, my friend . Its the amazing curb climber. Jimmy the amazing curb climber. Now, can you show me how this works . How did you come up with this, first of all . So i Cerebral Palsy which means i have to use a walker. So one day i was at the library. And they have these big steps. And i couldnt get up because my walker couldnt climb up curbs or stairs. So i decided to make one that could. And so i did. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i love it. I think its a great idea. Lets see how it works. Lets see the amazing curb look at that, the three wheels. See this is genius. Youre a genius. I love this. [ cheers and applause ] can it go over my foot . Of course it can. Jimmy oh, ahh, oh, oi, oh, oh, ahh just kidding. [ laughter ] i love it. Its a great invention. Are you on camera . Youre on camera there cool. [ laughter ] you girls are so talented. Im very, very impressed with you guys. Lets get all our inventors back here. Come on everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] i do have one more thing to show you. Ge wants young minds to dream big. To make the impossible possible. [ laughter ] so there. [ cheers and applause ] theyre giving each of you guys 5,000 to help further your education. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. There. Oh, sorry, buddy. There you go, cameron. There you go. We got your check right there. Congratulations, guys. Thats 5,000 for each of you guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, cameron, sherwood, claire and sadie and our friends at ge for more check out the ge fallonvention website to see some of my inventions. Stick around, well be right back with leslie mann, everybody [ cheers and applause ] steve ge is thankful to serve up a big helping of fallonventions this holiday season. With proper care, ideas become something beautiful. The first place to stop and the best place to shop is kohls black friday. Stores open thursday at 6pm with black friday doorbusters. Get a 4k tv for just 249. 99 and 19. 99 toys. Plus everyone gets 15 kohls cash for every 50 spent. Start your day with the number one choice of dentists. 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With my bank of america mobile banking app, i can see my accounts all in one place. I can easily manage them and if something doesnt look right, im going to know. Plus, i can set up alerts to help detect unusual activity. So i feel secure. In other words, no surprises. Morning. Hey, abby. Like i said. The mayor. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh our first guest is a very talented actress. Her new movie the comedian opens next friday, december 2nd in new york and l. A. And nationwide january 13th. Please welcome the always delightful leslie mann, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look gorgeous. Hello, how are you . Jimmy so good to see you. Happy almost thanksgiving to you. Happy almost thanksgiving. Jimmy i got to see the family backstage. Yes. Jimmy which is fantastic. I love your family. Yes, thank you. Jimmy a judd apatows your husband. And maude and iris. Right . Yep, maude 18. Jimmy 18. And iris is 14. Jimmy 14. Gorgeous family. Look at this. Thats maude and thats iris. Jimmy i mean, come on, happy family back there. How is everyone doing . Everyones fun . Everyones good. Maude is 18 and just went away to college. Shes at northwestern in chicago. [ cheers ] jimmy oh, thats a good school. Is that tough for you, though . Its a devastating. Jimmy it is. [ light laughter ] i dont know if any of you are mothers, but its like it was the hardest thing ever. But i have this app on my phone called find my friends which lets me track her. And so i can jimmy what do you mean you can track her . I didnt know this. Have you ever heard of this find my friends app . Jimmy no. I mean, my kids are only three and two, but i should get it now. [ laughter ] and then theyll just grow into it. What do you do . You, well we we started it when we were on vacation. And she let me track her, because it was like a scary vacation. [ laughter ] and i needed to know where she was. Jimmy what scary vacation . Like an island or something . Glastonbury. We were at a big festival. Jimmy oh, its a festival. A music festival, and there were a lot of people and jimmy that seems to be like a new vacation for a family. It was well it was just us, and i brought her friends and it was jimmy how cool are you . Thats awesome. It was fun. Jimmy so you tracked her down there . So i tracked her and her friends. I dont think they know that im still tracking them. [ laughter ] jimmy they know now. Now they know, because theyre backstage. Jimmy did you know where her friends are too . I know where they are too, and i track them. [ laughter ] but she so i feel it gives me a lot of comfort to know, when i wake up in the middle of the night, like get worried that shes safe, i check find my friends and see that shes home. Usually the other night she was across the street at the fraternity house. And it was 2 00 my time, so 4 00 her time. And i texted her, maude, go home. [ laughter ] and i just i think she probably thinks like im psychic or something. [ laughter ] jimmy like, my mom gets the feeling that im out right now, tracking me app, yeah. You gotta go out, you gotta have fun. And hows hows iris . Whos 14. So iris is pissed off that maude left, and that shes alone in the house with us. And shes like, i dont want to hang out with you guys, i dont want to talk to you. I know it, changes. I feel bad. Your kids are probably so sweet and like, want to cuddle. It changes. Jimmy what are you talking about, no [ laughter ] they do. Shes like, dont hug me ow that hurts and then shes like embarrassed of me. Shes embarrassed of my social media thing. Like i have instagram and shes like, seriously mom, that is so bad. Jimmy that is so bad. So embarrassing. Jimmy you are so embarrassing, mom its not even embarrassing jimmy get off of snapchat [ laughter ] its just bad. Jimmy its just bad its bad. Jimmy you dont have to track me, im here anyhow. [ light laughter ] i was telling her, we have somebody on the show today, and their same aged kids, oh my kids dunks a basketball, and can do impressions of the beatles at like two and a half or something. And i go, wow i was about to show them a a video. Theyre like, what does your kid do . I go, well, heres franny, shes naked in a hamper and uh [ laughter ] [ unintelligible ] she likes hanging out in the hamper. [ light laughter ] thats good, thats good. Jimmy its breathable, its breathable. You know, this hole, sticking her fingers through the hole and its like hello, yeah. [ laughter ] that gets funny. I think they do it upstairs and downstairs. Thats so cute though. Jimmy so we travel with the hamper. Thats our act. Aww. [ laughter ] jimmy its so sad. I know but she likes it, what are you going to do . Its like, we want to go to india. Okay, lets do it. [ light laughter ] i saw the comedian. I was so looking forward to this thing, i loved it so much, because i love standup comedy, i love you, and i love Robert De Niro. Robert de niro doing standup, he is like, come on. I know. Jimmy i just could not what was hes so bad. Jimmy hes the best. Hes the best. Jimmy you were at governors, i mean, you were at real comedy clubs. Yeah, we were at the comedy cellar, we i mean, hes the nicest person ever, but for meeting him for the first time was terrifying. Because you know. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Hes like scary. Jimmy yeah. Hes Robert De Niro. Its like, wow, you look just like Robert De Niro yeah. Jimmy but you have danny devito in there, patti lupone i love, edie falco. Edie falco. Jimmy i cant get enough of edie falco. I just love her so much. Basically, Robert De Niro is he was a sitcom actor, eddies home, or Something Like that . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy and so he plays this comedian, jackie burke, from his show eddies home, he goes to, through this old throwback tv night, and he gets in a fight with a heckler, some guy who has a web cam show, where he heckles comedians, and gets into arguments with comedians, and thats how he makes a living. But Robert De Niros not taking he doesnt take any business, so he punches the dude. Knocks him out, and it goes viral. Right. Jimmy now hes in trouble. His career, thought it was bad, couldnt be worse, so now hes got to do community service, and thats where he meets you, and then things get tricky. Get tricky. Jimmy things get tricky, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but its so fun, and youre fantastic in it. Thank you. Jimmy its a funny movie. Harvey keitel plays your dad. And Harvey Keitel is in it. Jimmy Harvey Keitels another intimidating guy. Harvey keitel is amazing, he is the nicest man and jimmy you bonded. We did. He thought that i was, the daughter of a marine. Because i told him i was. And i thought i was at the time. Jimmy well, he was a marine himself. And hes a marine. And so we kind of, like when we first met, we like bonded over that. Jimmy all right. That i was the daughter of a a marine and he was a marine. And he was like, he took me under his wing and was like, you know, anything for you, the soandso battalion is that a marine term . Jimmy soandsos not, but yeah, battalion might be. Its like ooh rah. I know marines, whatever, and im like yeah. And then like a month into shooting the movie i ran into my sister and she said, oh, hey, dad wasnt a marine, he was a merchant marine. Which i guess is very different from a marine . Its like someone who delivers things to marines . Or something . [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. And then it got even worse. My mom said, he wasnt a a merchant marine at all. Jimmy he was a marine biologist. [ laughter ] no, he was a guy who cleaned some of the merchant marine boats. [ laughter ] one year for summer money. Jimmy no, no, no. Okay, he that for a summer job, yeah, no. And so im so im like [ bleep ]. Shoot. I cant [ laughter ] but i cant say anything to harvey because hed jimmy you bonded already. Hed just be so hurt, and it would be weird. So i just kept lying. And then i felt terrible because our whole relationship was just based on this pile of lies. And then i finally like worked up the confidence to tell him, like, that this is not true. And he pulled me aside that day and he gave me this coin. A special marine coin that hes had for 50 years. And he said he wanted me to have it. Jimmy oh, no. And i took it. [ laughter ] because im a marines daughter jimmy no your not. But then it turns out, this whole things a farce. But the whole thing is a big lie. Jimmy this is a big problem. So i thought that maybe, you know, im avoiding him, and especially im avoiding him after tonight. But i thought maybe next time you see him, you can give him the coin back. Jimmy i dont want anything to do with this coin the coin. Jimmy no, i dont want anything hes an army guy, hes going to kill me i have nothing to do with the marines. My fatherinlaw was a marine. Does that count . Jimmy oh my god, im so afraid of it. Just give it to him next time you see him. Jimmy yeah, thank you so much, i appreciate this. Lets call harvey tonight and make sure he gets this. Were going to run a clip of the comedian. Check this out. I know you, right . Youre jackie burke. I am. My dad used to love your tv show. Weve watched every episode. Always nice to meet a fan. Yeah. Well, we just had the one tv. Whats your name . How many shows . How many shows . Uhhuh. Were your parents in a messy barbershop quartet . Its always nice to see a woman laugh. cause you know, once you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything, they always say. I dont know if thats true. Is that what they say . Its an old saying. Like a very, very old saying . Oh. Jimmy yeah, leslie mann, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go see the comedian. Opens december 2nd in new york and l. A. And nationwide january 13th. Jonathan groff joins us next, stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] hon, i dont know if i deserve this i dont really work with my hands. You change a ton of diapers your usual . Not for me for him. Hon, you have something in your hair. Would you like an oatmeal scrub . I already ate, actually. Hon, we listen to carol. Make my eyes pop . Is this supposed to happen . screams im just kidding. We should do this more often. Hold hands . No, sit in crazy chairs. Get together and shop small on Small Business saturday. Small business saturday is our day to get out and shop small. A day to support our community and show some love for the people we love. And the places we love. The stuff we cant get anywhere else and food that tastes like home. Because the money we spend here can help keep our town growing. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest received tony award nominations for his performances in spring awakening and hamilton. [ cheers and applause ] starting hes fantastic. Starting december 9th on the Disney Channel you can see him and his frozen cast mates in a new animated series lego frozen northern lights. Hes also starring in a giant new Netflix Series created by David Fincher called mind hunter. Please welcome back to the show a very talented man, heres Jonathan Groff [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Jonathan Groff. Come on pal, oh my god. Jimmy fallon. Jimmy im so happy that youre back. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Thanks for having me back. Jimmy happy almost thanksgiving. Thank you. Jimmy i want to talk about this Netflix Series, okay . Its called mind hunter. Not mine mind. Mind. Jimmy mind hunter. Hunter of the mind. David fincher, pretty intense dude, hes a very funny guy too as well. Hes hilarious. Jimmy hes one of the creators of house of cards, he did that. Hes a good guy. What was it like doing this doing this one. Im obsessed with him. I mean, hes like hes a a creative genius. Jimmy hes cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hes so cool, hes so funny. And, you know, hes famous for doing a million takes. Yeah. You do, you do like hundreds of takes. But coming from the theater where you do like the same show every night for months and months and months and months, its kind of like doing theater. Like, you do like three months into a show, from doing the same thing every night, youre like, oh i wish i had known now what i knew three months ago when we opened because thats actually what the show is about. And its the same thing with the multiple takes. You get to like take 47 of doing same scene and youre like, oh, actually its about this. And so its like its been an incredible jimmy that would drive me crazy though. Wouldnt that drive you a a little nuts . You go, didnt i get it in the first take . That was pretty good, right everyone . That was good, right . Jimmy everyone good with that one . You definitely feel a relief when he says moving on. Youre like okay. Jimmy yeah, did something right. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy does he sometimes just do it to mess with you . I think a little bit, yeah. Jimmy i got to tell you, everyone is talking about the hamilton mix tape. [ cheers and applause ] the mix tape. This comes out next friday. This is on everyones christmas list. December 2nd it comes out. Questlove is the executive producer. [ cheers and applause ] but im saying, this is, this is i mean, is it odd for you to listen to it because you, kind of, were there from the start and you crushed it, man. I mean, it was unbelievable. Thank you. Its not i just actually like lyn sent me a link to it and i just listened to the whole thing a couple of days ago when i was in pittsburgh. I was going to bed and i was like, let me just hear a couple of the mix tape songs. And i put it on. I just started with the first one. I put it like on my chest. And then for like 77 minutes or however long it is i was like, oh a total wave of overwhelming like its just jimmy we made versions of stuff like bill scotts say no to this, i like i had to get up, and i was doing laps around my bed, i couldnt believe how amazing it was. Jimmy ashanti and ja rule coming back, its crazy. Ja rule its crazy. Jimmy wiz khalifa, sia is on there with Queen Latifah whos rapping by the way. Rapping again. Jimmy oh, no, i freaked out. Shes rapping again jimmy miguel, nas, busta rhymes. The roots. Jimmy the roots. [ cheers and applause ] my favorite track though, is track number 12. Which ones that . Jimmy its youll be back by [ cheers ] by jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] everyones yelling. Thats my favorite track too jimmy i was going to say that. No, you killed it. Jimmy i was so nervous, no. You killed it. Jimmy i did not. That was incredible. Jimmy i dont know how it ended up on this. No, i did not. You know, i what do you mean . Youre amazing. Jimmy no. No, no, no. I freaked out. You sang the crap out of it, no good. Jimmy no, its just funny, its a comedy song when i sing it. When you sing it sounds phenomenal, its amazing, its standing ovation. When i do it its a comedy song and you laugh and go, whats the next track . I totally disagree, its hilarious. Jimmy i did learn a a breathing technique so that i can hit those notes that you hit. Okay. Jimmy and its a subtle thing. You can practice it. It takes years, probably. To practice at home. But when you do it do you want me to give you a little taste . [ cheers and applause ] you is that the note . Yeah, perfect pitch. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] what are you going to say, right . All right, ready . Its a breathing technique. You say the price of my love not the price that youre willing did pay you cry cause you catch that. You see when you hurl in the sea if you see me go by so sad remember we made an arrangement where you went away remember the fight i was strange im your man can you breathe. You will be back do your thing you remember you belong to me [ laughter ] youll be back Jonathan Groff, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] its subtle. Youre the best, youre the best Jonathan Groff, mind hunter. Mind hunter premieres 2 2017, netflix. Machine gun kelly, Camila Cabello perform after the break. Stick around be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] means you can try this one combination for just 12. 49. Or this one. Or this one. Or, well, you get the idea. Buy one entree from the buy one get one free menu and get a second absolutely free. For a limited time. Only at applebees. Mapping the oceans. Where we explore. Protecting biodiversity. Everywhere we work. Defeating malaria. 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Hello [ laughter ] hi hello [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy their collaboration debuted at number one on the hiphop charts, has been streamed over 20 million times, wow. Performing bad things, give it up for Machine Gun Kelly and Camila Cabello [ cheers and applause ] am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like dont think that i can explain it what can i say its complicated dont matter what you say dont matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you so good that you cant explain it what can i say its complicated nothings that bad if it feels good so you come back like i knew you would and were both wild and the nights young and youre my drug breathe you in til my face numb drop it down to that bass drum i got what you dream about nails scratchin my back tatt eyes closed while you scream out and you keep me in with those hips while my teeth sink in those lips while your bodys giving me life and you suffocate in my kiss then you said i want you forever even when were not together scars on my body so i can take you wherever like i want you forever even when were not together scars on my body i can look at you whenever am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like dont think that i can explain it what can i say its complicated dont matter what you say dont matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you so good that you cant explain it what can i say its complicated well i cant explain it i love the pain and i love the way that your breath numbs me like novocain and we are always high keep it strange okay yeah im insane but you the same let me paint the picture couch by the kitchen nothin but your heels on losing our religion youre my pretty little vixen and im the voice inside your head that keeps telling you to listen to all the bad things i say and you said i want you forever even when were not together scars on my body so i can take you wherever like i want you forever even when were not together scars on my body i can look at you whenever am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like dont think that i can explain it what can i say its complicated dont matter what you say dont matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you so good that you cant explain it what can i say its complicated the way we love is so unique and when we touch im shivering and no one has to get it just you and me cause were just living between the sheets i want you forever even when were not together scars on my body so i can take you wherever like i want you forever even when were not together scars on my body i can look at you whenever am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like dont think that i can explain it what can i say its complicated dont matter what you say dont matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you so good that you cant explain it what can i say its complicated [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Camila Cabello jimmy jimmy oh, come on. Good seeing ya. How you doing buddy . Machine gun Kelly Camila Cabello [ cheers and applause ] bad things is out now. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] i love saying your name. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to leslie mann, Jonathan Groff, g. E. And all of our young inventors, Machine Gun Kelly, Camila Cabello, and the roots right there [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. Happy thanksgiving. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight curtis 50 cent jackson. Nbc news correspondent katy tur. Music from k. Flay. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is good to hear. In that case lets get to the news. Butterball turkey has set up its annual thanksgiving hotline, where customers can call and ask for help. Said one caller, uh, how do you run a country . [ laughter ]