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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 510, oakland yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thank you. Come on. You know its a hot show. You know you can feel it. You can feel its a hot show tonight. Welcome, everybody, welcome welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, everybody. You made it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] its gonna be fun. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, tonight Hillary Clinton gave her big speech at the democratic convention, officially accepting the nomination for president. [ cheers ] yes. The speech went well but the lightning shooting from her hands was a bit much. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and did you see this . During his big speech, president obama said that no matter how many times Hillary Clinton gets knocked down, she always gets back up. At which point he was accused of plagiarizing his speech from chumbawamba. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats not jimmy uh she drinks a whiskey drink, she drinks a vodka drink, she drinks a lager drink, she drinks a cider drink, danny boy. [ light laughter ] joe biden also spoke at the convention. He had some pretty strong words about donald trump. And at one point the crowd actually started chanting the lines from one of his speech. Take a look. He has no clue about what makes america great. Actually, he has no clue period. No clue, no clue, no clue. Youve got it. Let me no clue, no clue. Jimmy he was like, were still talking about trump, right . [ cheers and applause ] im not done with my speech. One of the other speakers at the convention was hillarys running mate tim kaine, and a a lot of people online were saying he was a pretty attractive guy when he was younger. Check out what i mean. Heres tim kaine now, and here he is when he was younger. Steve ooh. Jimmy hes a pretty handsome dude right there. Yeah. Hes not the only politician who looks pretty different when they were younger. Heres joe biden now. And heres joe biden when he was young. [ cheers ] an allamerican boy there, yeah. Heres hillary now. Hillary when she was younger. Bright young lady. And finally, check out donald trump now and here he is when he was younger. [ cheers and applause ] you can see it. Subtle. Subtle difference. Steve is that him . That looks a lot like that looks a lot like chucky. Jimmy small difference. Steve really . Really like chucky. That looks like him. Jimmy but theres so much to take in during the dnc this week, its impossible to watch it all. But if you missed any of it, dont worry, because heres a a summary of the entire week in a segment called, the tonight show recap. [ cheers and applause ] there will be a huge. Party. And a big public swimming pool. And also there will be games like teeball, softball, soccer, volleyball and something called the great trump hot air machine. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats the recap. Steve thats it . Jimmy but now that the conventions are over, the candidates are turning their attention to the general election. Hillarys Campaign Even sent an email yesterday asking supporters if they have spare room or a couch to house volunteers and staff for the campaign. Hillary supporters are like, why are you still sending emails . Why are dont do that anymore. Dont send [ cheers and applause ] anything but send an email. Stop, please. I thought this was pretty cool. Scientists from indiana discovered that an 8yearold orangutan named rocky can mimic human voices and copy words in a conversational way. But it got awkward when the first thing he said was actually, my names ricky. [ laughter and applause ] you guys keep calling me rocky. This is everywhere today, its an instagram of beyonce that caught her husband jayz taking a picture in the mirror. And a lot of people are now calling jayz an Instagram Husband, which is a term for husbands who are always having to take pictures of their wives on instagram. Heres the photo people are talking about. [ laughter ] you see him . See him in the back . Yeah. Kind of reminds me of another Instagram Husband like this. [ laughter ] [ applause ] someones got to hold the camera. Steve somebodys gotta take the picture. Jimmy somebodys gotta take your picture, yeah. Finally, a little more Entertainment News here. Michael keaton said in a recent interview that its very unlikele theyll be doing a a beetlejuice sequel. [ audience aws ] then he said, unless you ask me two more times. [ laughter and applause ] then he has to do it. We have a great show, everybody. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Weve had a great week so far. Theres more ahead. Tomorrow night Margot Robbie will be here. [ cheers and applause ] shes fantastic in the movie as well. Plus nick cannon, Martha Stewart and thank you notes. You dont want to miss it. That will be good. [ cheers and applause ] but first, joining us tonight, this guy is the anchor of one of the biggest movies of the summer, from suicide squad will smith is here [ cheers and applause ] steve wow jimmy love that guy. Love him. We love that guy. He was our first guest ever on the tonight show. Hes family to us. We love him so much. We also have music, and this is its going to be phenomenal. We have music from multiple grammy award winner, usher, everybody. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy usher has got a new song, crash, and hes doing a a thing tonight that youll see at home, but its a cool weird effect that i dont know if anyones done a Live Performance like that on tv. Questlove no, not that. Jimmy you guys, hes gonna make hes gonna make history. [ cheers and applause ] its really cool. This is a cool youll really dig it. Guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] Hashtags Hashtags jimmy whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you guys on twitter . Do you guys play around on twitter . [ cheers ] well we use twitter on our show every single week. So if you watch our show and you wanna play along, we do this thing every wednesday. Ill send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. So since this season of the bachelorette is almost over [ audience aws ] i need a minute. I need a minute. [ light laughter ] i normally dont do this. Its almost over, the bachelorette, and jojo had to go on a lot of first dates. I went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called worst first date. [ light laughter ] oh, get ready. I asked you guys to tweet out something funny, weird or embarrassing that happened to you on a first date. We got thousands of tweets. In fact, within 30 minutes it was a trending topic in the u. S. So [ cheers and applause ] thank you for all those tweets and thank you for sending them in. Now i thought id share some of my favorites, worst first date tweets from you guys. Here we go, this first ones from therackees. She says, we were walking outside and it got chilly. He said i guess i should offer you my jacket, then added, but then id be cold. [ laughter and applause ] steve class. Jimmy yeah. Steve class. Jimmy classy dude. Steve classy dude. I stole some ketchup from the restaurant. Jimmy then id get cold. I dont want to be cold. Steve ill be freezing. Jimmy actually, youll learn a lesson. Next time steve yeah, you should bring your jacket, dummy. Jimmy this one is from bronwinroberts. She says, at the end of the night he leaned in for a kiss and whispered, dont be scared if my tooth falls out. [ laughter ] steve what . Jimmy you just ruined the moment. I just dont want you to swallow my tooth. Steve yeah, dont be scared. [ laughter ] its very expensive. Jimmy this ones from ffitzpatrick294. She says, he went to the bathroom, was gone for a really long time. Then texted me, you should just call an uber. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] steve oh, what . Jimmy theres no way. Steve oh, my god. From the bathroom he texted her. Jimmy i dont know whats going on, man. Maybe he climbed out the window and just i dont know. Steve maybe. Jimmy i dont know what happened. Thats awful. Steve maybe. Not even just call. Jimmy maybe. Steve it was maybe you should call an uber. Jimmy yeah, i hope that he climbed out the window and took off and went home and rethought life. I dont know. Steve hes just bad. Yeah. Jimmy this ones from lizzo13. She says, went on a date with someone who doesnt speak english so we used a translator app. Something he wrote translated to i drink pain. [ laughter and applause ] steve i drink pain. Jimmy this ones from daht1985. He says, i went out with a a psychic who told me he once got beat up by a gang of ghosts. [ light laughter ] also steve what . Jimmy shouldnt he have seen that coming . Steve yeah, you should have seen that coming. Jimmy i dont think i should go down that alleyway. I know, yeah. Steve just walking down the street and a gang of ghosts attacked me. Jimmy this ones from umteethinkimcrazy. She says, guy goes to spit out the window of the car and doesnt realize the window was up. Then says, wow, these windows are clean. [ laughter and applause ] well, they were clean. Steve yeah, another classy guy. Jimmy he must have hocked a a lugey on it. Steve spittin out the window jimmy yep. Steve on the first date. Jimmy first date. This ones from jenniferlovesyou. [ audience aws ] [ laughter ] jimmy got an emotional audience today. [ laughter ] steve for the bachelor, you know . Jimmy she says, a guy took me by his house and played a a video of him in a body building competition. Watch me lift that. Steve watch me clean and jerk. Jimmy whats that . Steve i want to clean and jerk. 500 pounds. Watch. [ light laughter ] and dont get scared if my tooth falls out. Jimmy all right, all right, yeah, all right, i wont. Steve dont be scaredy cat. Jimmy should i take an uber out of here or what . [ laughter ] steve maybe i should take an uber. Jimmy this one is from jaycrunk. She says, he told me he wanted to take me to one of his favorite places. So i dressed up. It was a bass pro shop. [ laughter and applause ] one of his favorite spots. There you have it. Those are tonight show hashtags. Check out more of our favorites. Go to tonightshow. Com hashtag. Stick around. Well be right back with will smith [ cheers and applause ] is this my car . State farm knows that for every one of those moments. What . Theres one of these. Sam, i gotta go. Is this my car . This is ridiculous this is ridiculous from car insurance. To car loans. State farm is here to help life go right. The new 2017 ford fusion is here. Its the beauty of a wellmade choice. 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That was like thats a really, really good introduction, but that seemed jimmy yeah. I think i can do it better. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you can do it better . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, they love you. They gave you a standing ovation. That was fine. No, no, i just think like, they deserve a better entrance than that. [ cheers and applause ] im sorry. One more. One more. Jimmy want to do the intro again . Do one more. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. All right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest this evening is one of the biggest stars on the planet. Hes a multiple grammy award winner and multiple academy and golden globe award nominee. Next friday you can see him alongside Margot Robbie and jared leto in one of the most anticipated movies of the summer, suicide squad. Please welcome, the one, the only, will smith [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy will smith, everybody thats it right there. That is how you make an entrance right there yeah. Jimmy will smith. Yeah. [ cheers ] that was pretty good. That felt a little bit better. Jimmy yeah. That was a little bit better about that one. Jimmy that was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] you came out in a human hamster ball. That was unbelievable. That was great. I just i just think they deserve a little more than that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy seriously . That was fine. No, no. Juse like just listen, you know, and everybody at home what weve done. I was your first guest ever on this show. Jimmy i know, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i know, i know. I remember that, yeah. Of course. All right. You want to do one more time . One more. I got to, i got to i got to give it to them jimmy all right, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] gotta give it to them. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Give it to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ] jimmy our first guest this evening is one the biggest stars on the planet. Hes a multiple grammy award winner, multiple academy, golden globe award nominee. Next friday you see Margot Robbie, jared leto, one of the most anticipated movies of the summer, suicide squad. Please welcome the one, the only, will smith [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now that is an entrance right there will smith. That was a good entrance. Jimmy that felt good, yeah. That one that was pretty that was almost it. That was almost it. Jimmy that was it. That was it. That was the one. Thats not it was close. It was jimmy will, what are you saying . Listen to this crowd, man [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what are you saying . You saying theres one more entrance . One more. I think i got it this time. One more. Jimmy one more entrance . [ cheers and applause ] one more. I think i got it. Jimmy our first guest this evening is one of the biggest stars on the planet. Hes a multiple grammy award winner. [ cheers and applause ] he won hes nominated for a a thing. Next friday seen with margot and jared in suicide squad. Please welcome, the one [ cheers and applause ] the only [ cheers and applause ] will smith [ cheers and applause ] the will smith the will smith the will smith hes a guest on the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] hes a guest on the tonight show hes a guest hes a guest hes a guest on the tonight show hes a guest hes a guest hes a guest on the tonight show the will smith guest on the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] thats an entrance of course thats an entrance. Jimmy unfortunately, unfortunately, im sorry. Were out of time. We have to go to commercial. More with will smith when we get back, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] i was thinking. I was thinking. Jimmy no, no, no, no. How fun was that . Good job. That is jimmy that was youre the only person that could possibly do that. And pull that off. That was the best. You came out in a hamster ball and everything. The soul train lines my favorite one. Oh, man. Jimmy thank you so much for being here. Thank you, man. I appreciate. Congrats on congrats on everything. Congrats on suicide squad, its a fantastic. Yeah. Im feeling good about it, man. Jimmy you all right . Its a, you know, it has that flavor and the feeling. I hadnt felt a film with this kind of anticipation. Jimmy no, its you know, Independence Day was, you know, the last time, you know, people were like, ah before it comes out. [ chhers ] jimmy no, its spectacular. Exciting. You know, it has that thing. Jimmy well, your wife was here a couple months ago, jada was here. Mmhmm. Jimmy and we were talking. She said, she was talking about different vacations and stuff. Mmhmm. Jimmy and they said, like, its tough to plan a smith vacation because ths smith family, everyones doing different things. Everybodys all over the place. We just had our first really good vacation. And it interesting. It was jadens birthday. So jaden, he just turned 18. So [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey. Happy birthday, jaden. Yeah. So he has a show coming out called the get down. So he was promoting in london. So hes like, guys, you know, like, before my birthday, you know, ill be promoting in london. Everybody should come to london and well just celebrate my birthday there. I was like, wow. Thats kinda thats cool. So we go and hang out for his birthday. And im like, man, thats really good. He wanted his family with him. And Calvin Harris is performing. [ cheers ] we went to the show. And then we go to a restaurant. And, you know, and jaden is just particularly excited. You know . And we sit down at the restaurant. And he looked at the waiter and he says, ill have a tequila. [ laughter ] i said, whoa, whoa, man. Hold up. What you doing . And he says, the drinking age is 18 in england, dad. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats why thats oh, no. Thats why he got you out i was like, you joker [ laughter ] you joker. Jimmy thats how you got us all to come out. So, yeah, i was thinking fast. I ws thinking fast. I said, oh, but hold on, hold on, hold on. Its only noon in l. A. Jimmy so [ laughter ] and you werent born till 4 00, so you not 18 yet. [ laughter ] jimmy gotta wait till 4 00 to have your tequila. Yeah. I was like, this joker tricked me. Jimmy thats hilarious. Got me over there. Jimmy i was talking to jada about it, cause im really dying, i really wanna do an rv trip or airstream trip. Yeah. Jimmy have you ever done any of those . When i was really little my father took us across country in a camper. Jimmy i would love to do that. Really . Jimmy yeah. I think im excited to do that. Like together, you wanna . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] jimmy i wanna meet you guys in london. Yeah. Jimmy ill meet you in london, well pick up there. I think, yeah, the fallons and the smiths get together. And like, just in, like, an rv. Like yeah. Jimmy yeah. Well, i mean, heres the deal. Heres the map. The map, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy so i figured we can let me see. Jimmy where do we start . Okay. Jimmy like new york or philadelphia . Im, like, almost like a a weather man up here. Yeah, yeah. Right. Were right here. Jimmy well start yeah. Start there, right . All right, yeah. Jimmy and then i think what well go we gotta go see mt. Rushmore, like the badlands of south dakota, too. Like we gotta see some prairie dogs. [ laughter ] we gotta see some prairie dogs. Jimmy i was thinking maybe right around here, maybe, once we start driving here. We drive over there. Jimmy and then once were about here, we let our wives drive and we fly. Okay. [ laughter ] yeah jimmy meet them at mt. Rushmore. Thats good. Jimmy and then well meet up. Thats good, yeah. Jimmy well meet up with the whole family. Well meet up with them there. Jimmy meet up with the family. That would be really good. Jimmy and go, hey, lets just have fun. I think its perfect. Yeah. Jimmy ive seen because ive seen your trailers. You have a trailer on, is it men in black 3, i wanna say . Three, yeah. Yeah. Oh. Jimmy this is your trailer. That was my trailer, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy thats the rv. [ audience oohs ] its pretty. Thats a double decker. Thats a Conference Room up there. Yeah. I was i was younger then. [ laughter ] yeah, no, it was really cool. It was really cool. It was jimmy giant. Yeah. Its not conducive for new york city streets. Jimmy no, exactly. No. But i heard that even, that Martin Lawrence like topped you and made like, he would make like a neighborhood. Martin had a really, like, what he does, like, on a movie, therell be like 30 trailers, just hair and makeup. And all, you know, so its all of these trailers. And they usually just line them up. But what martin does thats cool is he, like, puts them in shapes, right . So hell put them in squares and then put a Basketball Court between one. [ laughter ] then hell take another one and put it in another shape and put grass and put a barbecue and have a cookout. Like jimmy hes like creating his own civilization. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. Its like i was like, you know, martin, you need to spend more time on set. [ laughter ] you know . Jimmy its like, no. Need to get like his own a a mailman there. Yeah. I know. Jimmy exactly. And then i saw a picture of you. Oh, wow. Jimmy from you rap look at this. What year when was this . This is i think that was that might have been right around 1987, 80 maybe right going into 88. [ cheers ] thats at Russell Simmons apartment. cause this year was 30 years, me and jeff released our first single in june 86. So its 30 years that we been in the business. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy isnt that fun . Yeah. Jimmy isnt that amazing . Yeah. Jimmy does it feel like 30 years . No. You know, whats so funny is like i see little kids who are just starting to watch the fresh prince. You know . And, like, that came on 26 years ago. [ cheers ] the fresh prince came on in 1990. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Like that was a really long time ago. Jimmy i cant believe its been that long. Yeah. Jimmy but, i mean, when you get your platinum records its like i think i was 18 years old. Like, i look really confused, though. Like, i usually have a fresh haircut. But i had like the grady look from sanford and son. Like that old [ laughter ] with that little thing. That was a bad look. Jimmy i didnt know. I mean cause i know i was thinking about, and this has just been bothering because i love music, obviously. Yeah. Jimmy and i love the song of the summer. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy is song of the summer . Jimmy i want my uptown funk. You want the one. You want that one. Ooh, the one that makes me do that. Mmm, yeah. Jimmy i want the [ laughter ] i want the blurred lines. The blurred lines. Yeah. Jimmy i want the, you know yeah. To get people jimmy i want the get lucky. Yeah where people can be naked. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] you just want people to just be naked. Just a naked song. Yeah. Jimmy just a good naked. And it hasnt a good naked song. Yeah. Nobodys had a jimmy no. I dont know if i mean that. Thats jimmy but, yeah. No, thats how you i need a naked song. [ laughter ] jimmy but i mean yeah. Naked. Yeah. Jimmy but, i mean, summertime was a the quintessential, yeah. Jimmy thats the summer the summer song. Jimmy thats the song of the summer. Yeah. Jimmy we got to come up with one right now. Okay. What you got . Jimmy well, i dont know. I mean [ cheers and applause ] no, i mean, i dont i mean, you gotta click all the boxes. I dont know how yeah. Jimmy like a good groove. Like a a good groove. Something with like a good bass. All bass. Give me good bass. All bass. Uh jimmy no, no, no. You cant cant do that. Jimmy no, no, no. You cant. No. Jimmy not summertime. No, they cant do it. He did that already. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. I can get ill figure it out. But i dont know what to do yet. But i was thinking maybe, i dont know. Maybe because the political scene is so crazy that now we dont have a song of the summer. Yeah. You know what . That might be it. Just like its the tone. We got to get the tone of america back to a positive tone. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy do you feel that, though, right . Yeah, yeah. No, thats real. Thats real. You know, i been watching all of that stuff. And you know jimmy have you been watching the conventions and everything . Yeah. Its really interesting. I been thinking about it and just, you know, theres really two extreme views of america right now. And i was thinking about, you know, because i think about things all in terms of marriage counseling. Like ive done a lot of marriage counseling. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Right . So i know how to solve problems when people aint getting along. Jimmy yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know . You know . And, you know, for me, you know, hearing people say that Race Relations are worse than theyve ever been, it doesnt feel like that. It doesnt feel like that to me. You know, racism isnt getting worse. Its getting filmed. You know, right . Jimmy right. So it feels like [ cheers and applause ] you know, it feels to me like what happens when in marriage counseling, once everything gets out on the table, once the truth gets out, once everybody says everything theyve been harboring, you get theres a a really dark time when you just looking at your partner like, oh, my god, thats what you think . [ laughter ] you know . But theres a dark before the dawn. Like when everything gets out, its a good thing. It just doesnt it sucks bad when the truth is out. But i think everybody can see it now, and i just think its just a little darkness before the cleansing that well have as we move forward. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy i like that. Yeah. Jimmy were gonna do that. Yeah. Jimmy i wanna talk about the movie when we come get back. Yeah, absolutely. Jimmy more with will smith after the break, everybody yeah, yeah, yeah [ cheers and applause ] when josh atkins books at laquinta. Com. He gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. So you know what he gives . Ill give you everything ive got and then some. He gives a hundred and ten percent im confident this 10 can boost your market share. Feel me lois . Im feeling you. Boom look at that pie chart. The ready for you alert, only at laquinta. Com. And im michael howard. We left on our honeymoon in january 2012. It actually evolved into a business. From our blog to video editing. Our technology has to hang tough with us. 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[ cheers and applause ] yeah, no it feels good to get to this point in my career, you know, and still have an opportunity to have the biggest film in my career, you know, its just jimmy yeah, exactly. No, but youre fantastic in it. And only you could pull this off. I saw it last night in imax 3d with our staff. We went and saw it and the applause at the end. Its so good. Im watching this thing and i go, who is the director . David ayer. Jimmy david i would be so thankful for you if i was the director. Because only will smith knows how to just stand up and walk on cars and stuff. Shooting things. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy if that was me, so you want me to aim where . [ laughter ] and you want me to shoot there . I mean, youre obviously a pro and you do it so cool and you look awesome. Its just visually stunning. It was great. I was cool, you know. The suicide squad is in the batman world, in the dc comics world. Jimmy yeah. You know, it was cool. I made a lot of movies. Its all good. [ laughter ] you know, i was like, you know, its another movie. Its another movie, you know. Jimmy yeah. And the batmobile came around the corner. Jimmy yeah. And i was like, oh [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy yeah. Just like that. Yo, thats what i told him. Jimmy this is real, this is real. Ben affleck jumps out of the batmobile. Jimmy yeah. Im like, ooh [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats all good. I was like, oh, my god. Jimmy yeah, this is it. Im excited. Yeah, its good. I was six years old. I was in the scene like, ben, can you sign this . Can you sign this for me . [ light laughter ] no, it was bad. Jimmy but the idea that i dont know the dc i dont know the comic itself, but its like basically six lunatics get together. Theyre evil. Theyre bad people. Yeah. Jimmy but theyre bad people fighting evil. Yeah, david ayer he said this is not a movie of good versus evil, its a movie of bad versus evil. Jimmy yeah, yeah. You know. Jimmy theyre all messed up people. Messed up people. And you know, the interesting question at the core of it, you know, is there a point when you do so much bad stuff that youre unredeemable . You know, and thats a really interesting question for these guys who have their last opportunity at humanity. Jimmy yeah. And its really cool. And then this big giant world. And its you know, very rarely do you get to have that size of world but also get to act, you know. Jimmy no, cause this is a a giant movie. Yeah, yeah. A big like popcorn summer blockbuster movie. Yeah. Jimmy but yeah, everyone the real performance is everybody is giving it up. Jimmy everyone scores. Yeah. Jimmy everybody scores and you go, i love all these characters. Its all fantastic. And you must make unbelievable cool points for your kids. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jimmy kids like, dad im cooling it. You know, no matter how cool you think you are, you suck to your kids. [ light laughter ] you know . Jimmy thats interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Its like that. You all do the intro and everything and to my kids is like, i mean, dad all right. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, no. No, but suicide squad yeah. Its like around the house, im telling them, you know, i dont know if i can get yall tickets. [ laughter ] im not sure. Jimmy but you have fantastic kids because ive had willow on, jaden, and i just told her, theyre so polite and nice. Oh, thank you. Jimmy and a head on their shoulders. I was talking to you backstage about it, how do you raise them, whats the secret . We started with a thing that was interesting, like when they were young, we did a thing called the circle of safety. Right . So within the circle of safety the kids are allowed to say anything that they want, they can tell us anything they did and they can cleanse it all out and they dont get in trouble, right. Jimmy so you stand in a a circle . So we stand in a circle and we call it circle of safety and everybody gets to say a curse word so we know were in the circle of safety. [ light laughter ] and then we say, all right, now anything that anybody did, get it out now, all right . Because theres a rule is if we find out after the circle of safety that it was something you didnt say, there will be hell to pay. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Right . Jimmy you didnt mention that in the circle. You didnt mention that in the circle of safety. But now they got used to telling us everything. Jimmy yeah. As a father, you do not want a circle of safety with a a 15yearold daughter. [ laughter ] jimmy no. You do not jimmy no. You do not. Im like, baby, you need to start lying. [ laughter ] jimmy like, im out of the circle. Im like, oh, nope. Daddys out of the circle. Here we go. Nope, nope. You and your mom. Jimmy climbing out of the circle. Nope. You and your mom can talk about that one. Jimmy oh my gosh. Thats the best family tale. Lets talk about the rv trip. Ill give you my email. Well do it. Jimmy yeah. Ill hit you. Jimmy yeah, thank you. I want to show everybody a a clip. Here is will smith as his character deadshot in the big new movie suicide squad it hits theaters next friday. Check this out, everybody. This is the deal. Youre going somewhere very bad and do something that will get you killed, but until that happens, youre my problem. So is that like a pep talk . Yeah. That was a pep talk. Grab what you need for a a flight. Were wheels up in ten. You might want to work on your Team Motivation thing. You heard of phil jackson . Yeah. Hes like the gold standard. Okay . Triangle, bitch. Study. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to the biggest star on the planet, mr. Will smith. Suicide squad is in theaters and imax, 3d next friday. Usher performs after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] lionel its peyton. 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Oh, its like my father always told me put that down. Thats expensive. Of course i save people an average of nearly 600, but whos gonna save me . [ voice breaking ] and thats when i realized. Im allergic to wasabi. Well, i feel better. Its been five minutes. Talk about progress. [ chuckles ] okay. Talk about progress. [ chuckles ] to discover the power of the its a golhuman hand. Nity, the ability of a lexus master craftsman. To turn an ordinary experience into an extraordinary one. For a limited time get some of the best offers of the year on our most refined vehicles. At the lexus golden opportunity sales event. This is the pursuit of perfection. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Welcome back. Our next guest is an eighttime grammywinning artist who stars as Sugar Ray Leonard in the upcoming film hands of stone, out august 26th. He does not fool around, this guy. It is unbelievable. Performing crash off of his forthcoming album, with a a little help from the roots, give it up for usher [ cheers and applause ] would you mind if i still loved you would you mind if things dont last would you mind if i hold on to you so that i wont crash Morning Light im at your door one last time and no ones there drove all night just to beat you home would you mind if i waited would you mind if i wait right here really really wanna love you and im really really only yours even if it dont last forever i wanna let you know that we really had Something Special its hard trying to let it go im just being honest im still in the moment would you mind if i still loved you would you mind if things dont last would you mind if i hold on to you so that i wont crash up all night cant let go wont stop trying need you to know its worth a fight if i get back home hope you dont mind if i waited would you mind if i wait really really want to love you and im really really only yours even if it dont last forever i wanna let you know that we really had Something Special its hard trying to let it go im just being honest im still in the moment would you mind if i still loved you would you mind if things dont last would you mind if i hold on to you so that i wont crash im not thinking about nobody else but you youre the only one who takes me there oh oh im not thinking about nobody else but you youre the only one who takes me there im not thinking about nobody else but you youre the only one who takes me there im not thinking about nobody else but you youre the only one who takes me there yeah yeah yeah would you mind if i still loved you would you mind if things dont last would you mind if i hold on to you so that i dont [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh the magician [ cheers and applause ] the magician, usher [ cheers and applause ] oh, you know how to do it. 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