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Rachel maddow. Musicaest good charlotte. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 501, little rock steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness thank you so much i feel the love. I feel the love. And give it right back to you guys. Thank you. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here, you made it. Youre part of the show. [ cheers and applause ] we got a good one for you tonight. [ applause ] oh, i want to thank everyone for taking a break from pokemon to tune in tonight. [ laughter ] its just everywhere. In fact its been reported now that pokemon is getting ready to launch in russia. And putin looks like hes already having a good time with it. [ laughter ] tell me where your friends are pikachu. [ applause ] meanwhile, donald trump said yesterday that he has not played pokemon but he wishes that he had time to try it out. Meanwhile, jeb bush is Walking Around his neighborhood in bergen stocks going, i just got to level 20, bitches. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] apparently, hillary has caught the pokemon bug. Check out her at a Campaign Rally in virginia yesterday. Because were gonna to have a lot of jobs, jobs from Building Infrastructure to coding. [ laughter ] creating new apps. I dont know who created pokemon go [ cheers ] but i try to figure out how we get them to have pokemon go to the polls. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve oh, man. Oh [ laughter ] jimmy pokemon saw that and was like, you guys think that were fake . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] pokemon go to the poll. Is this thing on . [ laughter ] steve oh, my god. Jimmy it was announced yesterday that oh, my i almost have to see it again. Can we just show it again real quickly now. Can we just see it one more time. Get them to have pokemon go to the polls. [ laughter ] jimmy it was announced yesterday [ laughter ] it was announced yesterday that Bernie Sanders is working on a a book that will come out the week after the election. Yeah, theyve already got some good titles in mind. Check it out, first theres, are you there god its me your older brother, bernie. [ laughter and applause ] then theres Great Expectations followed by bitter disappointment. [ laughter and applause ] after that, theres the pastrami and the rye, which is [ applause ] and finally theres shut up, moon. Could be a best seller. [ applause ] saw that yesterday members of Congress Left washington for a a seven week vacation. Even the kardashians are, like, from what . [ laughter and applause ] of course, now that congress is on vacation, were just weeks away from the awkward moment when Mitch Mcconnell comes back from jamaica with his hair braided. And you know you [ laughter and applause ] mcconnells got his groove back, yall. I saw that the new trailer for the film a monster calls just came out and it features liam neeson as a giant tree monster whose daughters been taken and must be recovered from a group of tree nappers. [ laughter and applause ] i have a very particular set of leaves. [ applause ] this is cool, i read about a a 94yearold man from indiana who just became the oldest person to get a six degree black belt in taekwondo. [ cheers ] while nobody has the heart to tell him the wooden board he chopped through was just a a graham cracker. [ laughter ] hiya. Thats right, hes 94yearsold and hes the oldest person to get a sixth degree black belt in taekwondo. Hes also the only person that hikes his sixth degree black belt up to his nipples. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show everybody, give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, im so happy to have you here Ray Parker Jr. In the house tonight [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy oh, i love it. Im such, such, such a fan. I remember trying to record that on a cassette. It was playing on the radio and i would just wait all day for it to come on to this radio station. I had it on, you know, play and record and a pause button and i would like just listen to radio all day and waiting, then id hear like [ laughter ] god, just wanted to loved it so much. Then i of course bought the official copy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] of course. I would never. I would never take the music in. I dont pirate it. No, no, no. The ghostbusters reboot is in theaters now. The sound track is available on itunes. Thank you so much for being here. I am the biggest fan. Im so psyched youre here. Thank you so much. Im a big fan too. And these guys, unbelievable. Jimmy you cant beat the roots. No, no, no. Were gonna rock. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i can tell how happy he is. [ applause ] i mean, i dont even theres so many jams, is you doing radio stuff tonight too . Would you like a woman needs a love just like you do jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, wait, though, wait. Oh, no, wait. You cant change that youre the only one i love and you cant change that youre the only one yeah. [ light laughter ] youre the only one jimmy i can go on tour if you want me to. I can do it. [ laughter ] please. Jimmy jack pay scales gonna gonna change though. Little bit. Jimmy i know i can hit that note. But god, i love jack and jill so much. Thank you. Jimmy im just so psyched youre here. Ray parker jr. , everybody. Steve yeah jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause ] steve rpj. Jimmy come back again next week, we have chris pine, idris elba, mila kunis [ cheers and applause ] alicia vikander, and simon cowell will all be here. Steve whoa. Jimmy plus, performances from troye sivan, a ap mob, celine dion, and penn and teller. [ cheers and applause ] its a big week. Steve whoa, thats a big week. Ill stick around. Jimmy but first, oh gosh, have a great show. Shes its always fun when she stops by. She was here three weeks ago for the shallows. Steve right. Jimmy and so shes coming by, i said will you come back for the new woody allen movie. So she said yeah. So shes here now. She was here three weeks ago. So its not a repeat. [ laughter ] steve its a new show. Jimmy no, we love her. Yeah. From the new woody allen movie, cafe society, blake lively is here you guys. Steve come on. [ cheers and applause ] lively and lovely. Jimmy later in the show blake and i are going to compete in a game of password with benji and joel from good charlotte. [ cheers and applause ] i cant believe that. Steve come on. Jimmy plus, shes one of the smartest political commentators around, Rachel Maddow is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we love rachel, always fun. And these dudes know how to bring it. Oh, my gosh, music from good charlotte right here, guys. [ cheers and applause ] Youth Authority, the new jam, the new record from those guys. Its going to be fantastic. You guys, todays friday, thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. I check my inbox, i return some email, and, of course, i send out thank you notes. Now i was running a bit late, i was just wondering can i [ cheers and applause ] can i just write some out now . [ cheers and applause ] youre the only one youre the only one [ laughter ] you cant change that jimmy my jam. So excited. Hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music please . Look how happy he is. Steve look how happy he is. Jimmy in a great mood. Steve you know what would be the thing jimmy hes in a fan oh, hes mad. Steve yeah, oh now hes angry. Jimmy angry, hes sad. Steve looks like he [ laughter ] jimmy hes upset. Steve sad or mad. Looks like he swallowed a bug. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, the mayor of rio, for asking nintendo to bring pokemon go to brazil for the olympics. And thank you nintendo for introducing your newest pokemon, zikachu. Steve oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] catch em all. Jimmy you dont want to catch steve you gotta catch em all. Jimmy you dont want to catch steve thats the one you dont want to catch. Well. Jimmy thank you, mike pence, for sounding like how Kim Kardashian would say, my pants. [ laughter ] you like mike pence . [ laughter and applause ] you like mike pence . Steve mike pence . Jimmy you like mike pence . Steve mike pence or my pants . Jimmy you like mike pence . Steve yes and no. I dont know. Jimmy thank you, stay puft marshmallow man, for being the michelin man with a dad bod. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve come on. Dad bod. Youre the only one youre the only one [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats a great jam. Thank you, windshield wipers, for showing me what itd look like if my car said, hey, ho [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you, beach umbrellas, or as youre called after a slight gust of wind, dangerous airborne sky spikes. [ laughter and applause ] thank you, lawn mowers, although if im the one mowing the lawn, arent i the lawn mower . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve thats a thinker. I can dig it. Jimmy thank you, sun chips, for being tiny roof tiles you can eat. There you guys have it right there. Those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with blake lively [ cheers and applause ] the captivating lexus rc, with available 306 horsepower. This is the pursuit of perfection. Now you cant spell nutriam i right . T nut, i mean whose to say its pronounced nutriton, anyway . My mixes contain delicious nuts, specially blended for your optimal nutrition. Thats right, i just changed a word in the english dictionary, forever. Planters. Nutrition starts with nut. Whe gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. So you know what he gives . Ill give you everything ive got and then some. He gives a hundred and ten percent im confident this 10 can boost your market share. Feel me lois . 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[ cheers and applause ] yes the real blake lively i mean, its been like what, two days since ive been on the show . Jimmy two weeks since weve seen each other. Im so happy youre here. Im happy to be here. Jimmy i have to remind everybody, its not a repeat. Blake is here again. She has another film. Thank you for coming back. Thank you for having me. Jimmy and congrats on the shallows. Thank you, thank you. Jimmy i knew it was going to be a big hit. Its surprising, right . So many people came up to me, and i wore 472 outfits and pimped my ride, you know . Jimmy yeah. You did. To have people see the movie. Jimmy yeah. Like, i saw jimmy pitch that movie, and i had to go see it. jimmy oh, really . What about all the press i did . [ light laughter ] jimmy that doesnt matter. No. You just made it sound so good, so now i need you to do that for me. Jimmy for every movie that youre in . From now on. Jimmy well i will. I enjoyed cafe society as well. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Thank you, perfect. Well, what happened was jimmy yeah. You need to wear this. Jimmy i will wear this. You look gorgeous, by the way. Thank you. Thats nice to say. Jimmy you have even bigger news than the movie coming out. Bigger. Jimmy yeah. Literally. Jimmy expecting baby number two . I am, i am. Jimmy congratulations [ cheers and applause ] so happy. Hi. Jimmy hi, baby hi. Jimmy hi baby, its uncle jimmy hi. You have the coolest parents ever. I mean, you and ryan are the best. Thank you, yeah. It should be illegal to be pregnant in new york in july. Jimmy its really hot. And like have to wear like, bondage. I like i swear, im going to make my water break just so i can cool down. [ laughter ] this is not normal. Everyone says, how are you feeling . But they dont really want to hear how youre feeling. Jimmy no. They dont want to sit there while you complain. Jimmy no, they want you to go, everythings great. So you guys get to sit here while i complain. [ laughter ] jimmy youre allowed to complain to us any time you want. Hows baby james reacted to the news . Good, i mean, she was the one she sort of told me before i even knew. She was Walking Around kissing my belly saying, baby. But now any time she sees anyone else with a belly, she says baby. [ laughter ] which is jimmy yeah. A little embarrassing, yeah. Its a little embarrassing. Baby, men, women, whoever. Jimmy shes talking a lot . Shes talking. She its kind of amazing. She knows all sorts of stuff. She knows all sorts she says shump for jumps. Jimmy cute. Shtands for stands. Jimmy shtands. And if she wants to sit down, its [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] jimmy oh yeah. Well, thats i think [ bleep ] yeah. No, no its jimmy yeah, that can get tricky. Hey, [ bleep ] come [ bleep ] with me. [ laughter ] jimmy baby, baby oh, just had a couple of beers. Like, yeah, [ bleep ]. But, like, i will take that any day over like, when we take her to the park and we take off her socks. Jimmy yeah. For some reason she does not have a sh for socks, she has a c for socks. [ laughter ] so shes like, yay [ bleep ]. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. I mean i bleeped it for you. Jimmy oh my gosh. Its like i have amy schumer as a daughter. Jimmy youre bleeping your baby. Minus the immense talent. Jimmy thank you for coming back. And i remembered you were here and i know that you were coming back in a couple weeks, and i didnt want you to miss me. Yeah. Jimmy so i gave you there was a real danger of that. [ laughter ] of me missing you a lot. Jimmy thank you. Well show i gave you a a cardboard cutout of me to take with you. Yeah. Jimmy for the last two weeks. Can we show a clip of that . You just take me with you. And just yeah, you guys can be hanging out. Can we fold him . Jimmy watch your hands, first of all, be careful. [ laughter ] oh hey [ cheers and applause ] you hurt me. Its not cardboard, though. Thats the problem. Jimmy i didnt know. I didnt know it wasnt cardboard. Its like its made of like jimmy its like fiberglass. [ laughter ] acrylic fingernails. Jimmy was it fun traveling around with me . Did your life change . It sort of, like, messed up my home life a little bit. Jimmy it did . Yeah, because like ryan and i dont really have friends. Jimmy yeah. So jimmy makes sense, yeah. Yeah, i know. Our life sucks. [ light laughter ] jimmy two unlikable people. We have the worst life. No, but you know, it sort of caused some problems at home. I did bring a little bit of a a home video to share. Jimmy thank you. [ cheers and applause ] prepare yourselves. This may be breaking news. Its a big moment. Jimmy all right, lets see. Breaking news. Jimmy. So, jimmy, who is jimmy . Want to kiss him, okay. Wheres your dada . Jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so i wanted to take this time jimmy hopefully ryans not watching tonight. No. Nancy, i really [ light laughter ] jimmy how cute is that . Oh, my gosh, she gave me a a little kiss too. A little confusing. Jimmy a little confusing, yeah. Yeah, i dont know ever since we took you even backstage, just, dada like on the first day. Jimmy dada . And ever since then its been dada, so i mean, i think i should do a paternity test right here on air. [ laughter ] jimmy this is the wrong show. Thats maury. No. [ laughter ] jimmy youre not on maury. I get that all the time, but i asked you to take some photos if you could, and you were very nice to take some photos of cutout me hanging with you guys. Yeah. Jimmy heres me and your husband, ryan. [ laughter ] and im in the highchair . By the way, youre in the highchair. Jimmy oh, i dont have legs, i forgot. Youre drinking scotch in the highchair. Jimmy drinking scotch in the highchair, yeah. With an antelope coming out of your head. Whats interesting, though, i was supposed to take the photos, but then i suddenly see ryan hanging out with you, which is not really part of the deal. Jimmy thats a better personality of me in your life, that cardboard cutout. But look at this. Actually, at one point, you poured me a drink which is even cooler. [ laughter ] what a good dude. Were having look how dynamic you are. Jimmy yeah. It looks like were actually were having a good time. We were laughing. [ laughter ] shes laughing and having fun. Almost done with that whole bottle. [ applause ] its not affecting you at all, though. Jimmy no, no. But its the whole bottle is almost gone, and then this is just unfortunate. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that was unfortunate. And you still have your glass. And youre in his shirt. Jimmy im holding his shirt, yeah. I dont know why youre undressing my husband. [ laughter ] jimmy its not rowdy. Hes going to be pregnant with your child soon. Who knows. [ laughter ] jimmy it got rowdy. Lets talk cafe society. Yes. Jimmy man, oh man. Its woody allen. Its a tricky love triangle, a a beautifully shot film. Jimmy im watching the film, its very woody allen. Its funny. Jesse eisenberg. And i go, okay wheres the twist . And theres a love triangle, he meets you. He comes up from brooklyn to l. A. To work in the business, and then the twist. The twist happens. I dont want to tell you, you have to see the film. Yeah, he sees dead people. Jimmy he sees dead people. [ light laughter ] yeah, but you cant no. I dont want to give a spoiler, yeah. The boat sinks at the end. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. No, no. It is [ laughter ] its well done and just makes you long for the days of beautiful old school hollywood. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy steve carell is like and i wore this gorgeous gown, and then the night before, the Costume Designer texted me and said, you know woody actually wants you in the lame gown. And i was so disappointed because i was so nervous to be in a woody allen movie and i have this big entrance, and i had to be in this lame gown. Lame is spelled the same as lame, which is like [ laughter ] and, like, i was really worried. Jimmy in the lame gown. Okay, they want me in the lame gown. Jimmy the lame gown. Thank you. You didnt know what lame was, its woody allen. Whatever you want. Ill be in the lame gown. Jimmy the lame gown. So you get to see me in a a lame gown here. Jimmy i want to show a a clip, blake lively in a lame gown in cafe society, take a a look at this. My one regret in life is that i couldnt play an instrument. I used to date a musician. Did you . Sax player. Very brilliant. Played the sad songs with so much feeling. He could make me cry. Thats a great gift. I would have married him, but he was a dope addict. Really . See, i dont like dope. It messes you up. Well, i tried it a few times when i was with him. Did you . We smoked weed first. I even tried opium once. Look at you. What was the what was the effect . Oh, i didnt like it. No, i dont have an addictive personality. He did, yeah. But muggles made me feel sexy. Sorry, muggles . The reefers. You called him you called him muggles . He did. So you married a musician. No. I married a stockbroker. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy blake lively, everybody. Go see her in cafe society, and when we come back, blake and i are going to play a fun game of passwords, stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] introducing tmobiles most epic deal ever get a free Samsung Galaxy for each line and get 4 lines with 6 gigs each for just 30 bucks a line. Plus now everybody gets unlimited streaming from their favorite services. Dont wait get a free galaxy smartphone and 6 gigs per line for just 30 a line. Hurry to tmobile now for our most epic deal ever. Im free to do what i want and have a good time. The ford freedom sales event is on and zero for 72 is back on 2016 ford focus, fusion and escape. Plus specially tagged vehicles get an extra 1000 smart bonus. That means freedom from interest. And freedom to choose. 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Hails from saugerties, new york, mr. James Thomas Fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy, jimmy, would you like to introduce your opponents . Jimmy sure. Their new album, Youth Authority is out right now. From good charlotte, please welcome benji and joel madden [ cheers and applause ] steve welcome, welcome, welcome, have a seat. Jimmy welcome, welcome. So glad to be here. Its going to get real. Its going to get real. Jimmy were all here to play password [ cheers and applause ] steve now, very good. The rules of the game are very simple. I will give each of you a a password, and then each of you are to give a one word clue. One word only, to get your partner to guess the password. If the clue is illegal as determined by our judges, you will hear this. [ buzzing ] and your turn shall be forfeit. The team with the most points after four words wins. Any questions, anyone . Jimmy yeah, i was just wondering steve great. [ light laughter ] the first clue goes to blake and benji. Oh, oh. Jimmy alright, so you guys have it. Wait, do we do it at the same time . Steve yeah, yeah, well, no. The password is smooch. Blake is going to start us off. Blake, youre going to give to jimmy. And where do we look . I say one word . Steve yup. One word. Jimmy you cant say that word. Steve you cant say that word. Jimmy you got to hold it away from them cause ill cheat. [ light laughter ] but what if i go like this while you steve you get one word. One word clue. Jimmy one word clue. Steve pass word. Not pass words. What if i say like a lot of words . Jimmy blake, would you stop it, please . [ laughter ] okay. Steve one word. Jimmy was that a hint . [ laughter ] pooch. Jimmy pooch. Pooch. Smooch. Yes steve son of a gun jimmy she knows how to play. Steve that was fantastic oh my gosh. Jimmy get ready. Get ready. Lot of action involved in that. Jimmy no, what are you talking about . Steve there you go, there you go. The password is speedo. Okay, joel, youre going to start us off. [ light laughter ] oh, okay. Steve be cool. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy not fair, theyre brothers. Budgy smuggler. Wait. Thats two words oh, thats wrong. I cant do that. [ buzzing ] thats actually technically, its got a hyphen. Steve okay, yeah. Judges . Its a hyphen. Hyphenated. Hyphenated word. [ beeping ] steve yes. Hyphenated word. Its hyphenated. [ light laughter ] speedo. Jimmy come on steve oh, my gosh, its a a barn burner. What was it . Australian. Its australian. Work for it. Budgy smuggler. Jimmy budgy smuggler. [ laughter ] steve polly want a cracker. Alright. [ light laughter ] the password is quesidilla. Jimmy yeah. Game night is serious in the madden house. No, its true. Benji youre gonna start us off. Jimmy tie score. Steve tie score. 66. I dont like this. Budgy smuggler, yeah. One word. Okay. Oh, this is a tough one. Come on. Jimmy so far youre doing pretty good. [ laughter ] steve 66. Its barn burner. Um. Not good with words. Thats not his strong suit. Steve oh my gosh. Come on. Oh, um. [ laughter ] jimmy do you know what it is . Steve no miming. Dont mime it. You cant mime it. Its called password. Cheese. Steve cheese. His clue is cheese. Jimmy the clue is cheese. [ laughter ] steve after all that. [ laughter ] jimmy name a cheese. Steve cheese. Jimmy name a cheese. Grilled. No. Jimmy all right, youre done. Stop, stop, stop. Grill . Jimmy you said grilled . Steve grilled. Cheese and grilled. Jimmy grilled. I said wheel. Wheel. Jimmy wheel. Steve oh, a wheel of cheese. That wasnt very good. Steve your turn. One word. Can i hyphenate, like them . Can i say two words and hyphenate them . [ laughter ] jimmy no, come on. This is password. What is going on with the world . Steve come on, its pass word. Jimmy its a home game. Its very easy. Simple. Please, yes, go. Hit me. Mexican. Jimmy mexican cheese. Queso. [ audience ohs ] look at me. Steve oh, no. Jimmy okay, okay. Steve you cant elaborate . Okay. Jimmy okay. Okay. Jimmy yup. Close. Hey thats his word jimmy thats his word oh. [ laughter ] nachos . Steve no. Oh, my god. Steve okay. Jimmy dont even say anything. I can do it mentally, are you ready . Okay. Jimmy quesadilla [ cheers and applause ] [ beeping ] steve oh my gosh how did you start quesadilla . [ laughter ] steve im not going to say the score. How would you even do that . Steve okay. Cheese quesadilla. Jimmy who goes first . Joel . Jimmy i start off . Steve the password is chuckle. Youre going to start us off. Jimmy ready . Ready . [ laughter ] giggle. [ laughter ] what . [ laughter ] jimmy giggle. [ laughter ] giddy . Can you do words that rhyme . Jimmy its not giddy. Okay. He hates me now. Steve you cant do words that rhyme. Jimmy okay. What is going on . You cant ask questions. Can you do words that rhyme . Jimmy no. Steve judges said yes. One word, one word. I get it. Theres only so many words. Knuckle, knuckle. Steve hes just asking a a question. [ light laughter ] chuckle. [ beeping ] [ applause ] jimmy thats the game steve thats the game. 11 to 9. Oh, my [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our thanks to benji and joel madden, the champions right there. [ cheers and applause ] blake lively Rachel Maddow joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] create your own tour of italy is back starting at 12. 99, only at olive garden. Choose 3 of 9 of our favorite italian dishes, with delicious choices like cheesy chicken parmigiana, sausage stuffed rigatoni, and creamy fettuccine alfredo. You can have everything you want, all on one plate. Plus unlimited salad and breadsticks, starting at 12. 99. Because the best tour of italy is the one you create. Olive garden. Now its even easier to enjoy olive garden anywhere. Order olive garden to go. Introducing jim beam apple. E together to make history. Poured over ice and served with club soda and a fresh lemon wedge. To make a crisp refreshing jim beam apple and soda. Nversus a lube strip. 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One company won an award in all these . Chevy. Ahhhh chevy. Chevrolet is the most awarded car company of the last two years. I love it its fierce. How would you sum this car up in one word . Incredible. Amazing. I cant use one word. Award winning interface. Award winning design. Award winning engine. The volvo xc90. The most awarded suv of the century. Jimmy thats my jam, jack and jill. Oh, thats my jam. Our next guest is host of the very popular Rachel Maddow show, which airs week nights at 9 00 p. M. On msnbc. She also hosts msnbcs political coverage and starting next week, shell cover the republican and democratic conventions. Here to tell us all about that and more, our pal, Rachel Maddow, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what im talking about. Cmon. That was hard. Jimmy it was tough, passwords. Yes. I knew what the word was and i still found it difficult. Jimmy chuckle . Chuckle was quesadilla, it was very difficult. I would have said chalupa. [ laughter ] jimmy i love that delivery. I would have said chalupa. I thought about it long and hard. Jimmy yeah, i didnt know how queso kind of gave it away. Im like, oh, no queso. And everybody was like queso. Jimmy well the good news is i have the other partners, my secret partners, the audience. So when they [ cheers and applause ] queso theyre like, whoa and its like, oh, my gosh. Near miss. Jimmy exactly. So like, it was a good hint from them. I have a lot to discuss with you. Theres a lot going on. Jimmy theres a lot going on. I mean, the awful terrorist attack, obviously. In france. Do we know any new news from that or no . Not really. I mean, the main thing that everybody was thinking about initially was, was it one person acting alone, and as far as we know at this point, we still think it was one person acting alone. At least they havent named other people. They also want to know if he was either directed by or inspired by some terrorist group. They know of at least thus far in the investigation, they havent talked about any connections like that or any signs that he was radicalized. His dad says he was a little nuts, said he had some Mental Health issues. I mean, honestly, we dont know much about the perpetrator. Maybe thats not important. I mean, the most important thing is how many people lost their lives. Jimmy thats awful. Also just now being brought in because donald and hillary are actually announcing theyre having the are the conventions next week . The Republican Convention is next week and then the democratic the week after that. Jimmy what are their takes on this . Have they spoken or said anything . It was a little clinton put out a statement saying we stand in solidarity with our allies and we will not be intimidated, and we just redouble our effort to stand together, and fight this. You know, its kind of what youd expect, the same kind of statement that president obama put out. Donald trump was supposed to announce his Vice President ial running mate this morning. The first thing he announced was that he was cancelling that because of the nice attack, and then he went and did a whole bunch of tv interviews, which was a weird pair of things to do to cancel the thing the next day, but do a bunch of stuff that night. Then he said he wanted nato to go do more to fight isis. He also says nato should be disbanded, so its a little awkward from him. Jimmy and how about big announcement was mike pence. Yeah. Jimmy whats your thoughts on that . Do you know mike pence . I know mike pence because im a politics dork, but i dont mike pence generally is not a a known figure. So itll be interesting to see, like, kind of how hes defined, how people get to know him. I think the one thing, if youve never heard of him before, the one thing to know about him is that theres 435 members of congress, right . When he was last in congress, he was number 428 out of 435 in terms of how conservative he is when they rank them. In terms of like their conservative so, like, michelle bachmann, you think of her as being like really, really right wing. Hes more right wing than michelle bachmann. Jimmy interesting. And then hillary is leaning do we know who shes leaning towards . Elizabeth warren . She took a whole bunch of meetings with a whole bunch of different prospects at her house today in washington, so everybodys like creeping out like staking out her house, which is always just a little gross. Jimmy sleepovers, yeah. Apparently governor hickenlooper made an appearance today. What . I know. Thats exciting. The nickname prospects alone for a Vice President hickenlooper. Jimmy oh, i cant wait for that. Thatll be good for us, yeah. [ laughter ] Elizabeth Warren made an appearance. Also, another good potential nicknamer is tom vilsack. The only National Figure with sack in his name. Hes been the agriculture secretary for two terms, and apparently hes in the running now. Jimmy no bernie . Bernie wouldnt be vice presdent . Neither the Clinton Campaign nor bernie seems to think that is a possibility. Jimmy yeah. Some bernie fans think its not only possible, but definitely going to happen. Jimmy yeah. I dont think thats going to happen. Jimmy no. Now, when youre doing these conventions, this coverage, youre going, i mean, youre on, for like, all day, right . Yeah, its weird. I mean jimmy its you, my man, brian williams. Yes, well be like sort of at the helm in new york and Chris Matthews will be sort of running things from the Convention Site and well have lots of people in both places. Its a little bit weird because theyre sort of like these big infomercials, you know, theyre kind of like very scripted tv programs about the political parties. But were waiting for Something Weird to happen. It might not. It might just be five hours a a night of them showing us a tv show, but sometimes stuff happens. Usually stuff happens. Jimmy i think Something Weird might happen. Yeah, Clint Eastwood yelled at a chair for an hour. That could happen. Jimmy that was a great one. That was a good moment. Yeah. Jimmy that was good. But do you get the tea . Do you prepare . Do you stay up on red bull . What is it . So, usually, on my in my regular life, i do, like, five hours of tv a week. I do 9 00 to 10 00 every night. This is going to be i think in the first week of the conventions im doiong 23 live hours of television instead of my usual five. So, you know, i try to sleep, but im too excited to sleep. And i try to like, not drink too much coffee. And then i just drink coffee all day. Jimmy i love that you geek out about this stuff. I get so excited, i cant stop myself. Jimmy you love politics. Yeah. Im the one, too, i have weird eating habits when im on the air for that long. Im superstitious so i always try to eat the last thing that i ate when i had a good night on tv, which unfortunately means im stuck on this really spicy korean hot pot that i got from the deli on 51st street. Jimmy oh, really . And now i like have to eat it every day because i had a a good day once after i ate that. Jimmy so thats your move . Yeah. Its not even, like, good. [ laughter ] but i have to eat it every day. Jimmy you gotta do it. Thats really painful. Its really sad. Jimmy yeah. And then once were on set, im the queen of jerky. In the basement at 30 rock. Did you ever go to the drugstore in the basement . Jimmy me . Yeah. Jimmy no. No . Okay. If you do, they have a really good jerky section. Jimmy is that right . But the turkey jerky is the best. Jimmy well, we got you a a little something, i thought it would be kind of nice. We got you a bunch of jerky to share with everybody. We heard you like your jerky. Oh, look at you jimmy all sorts of every flavor, every type of jerky ever. Let the record show, beef and ostrich is a jerky. [ laughter ] oh my gosh. Kangaroo . Jimmy i dont know if theyre good or not. That does not say kangaroo. You want some . Want some kangaroo jerky . Come on. Jimmy i dont know. I dont know that we have time. [ cheers and applause ] you have a knife on you . Jimmy yeah. All right. Oh, i think i got it. Jimmy you did it. Have some kangaroo on me, big guy. Jimmy i have to go first . Oh yeah. Jimmy thats fantastic. [ laughter ] i got a tissue for you. Jimmy Rachel Maddow, everybody [ cheers and applause ] the Rachel Maddow show thats so good weeknights at 9 00 p. M. On msnbc. Well be right back with music from good charlotte, stick around [ cheers and applause ] this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain. And clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can fight Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. 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Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. What are you doing . Sara, i love you, and. [phone rings] ah, its my brother. Keep going. Sara, will you marry. [phone rings again] what do you want, todd . . . . [crowd cheering] keep it going if you sit on your phone, you buttdial people. Its what you do. Todd if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. Its what you do. I know we just met like, two months ago. Yes [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering over phone] jimmy i love these guys. Benji was telling me, before the show, his first concert ever was beastie boys and the roots. So hes psyched to be here tonight. Their new album, Youth Authority, right now, theyre going to kick off a headlining tour this fall performing life cant get much better, give it up for good charlotte [ cheers and applause ] one promise we made it we said wed never break it dont look down be honest tell me has it changed one life that were living were somewhere unforgiven dont look down be real now tell me has it changed i just wanna see you laugh again life cant get much better lets just Stay Together these scars are tokens of promises broken life cant get much better lets just stay forever weve got to hold on we waited so long if i knew wed end up this way do you really think i wouldnt have tried if i knew it would break us down do you really think i wouldve lied now i try to forget the past but its all thats on my mind id give it all if i could get you back id give it all if you were mine i just wanna see you here sometime cause life cant get much better lets just Stay Together these scars are tokens of promises broken life cant get much better lets just stay forever weve got to hold on we waited so long dont give up on us on us dont give up on us yeah tell me that you meant every word you said in the text you sent i was going to bed the girl with the blue eyes with the blue eyes it aint right it was gettin to me last night life cant get much better lets just Stay Together these scars are tokens of promises broken life cant get much better lets just stay forever weve got to hold on we waited so long tell me that you meant every word you said in the text you sent i was going to bed the girl with the blue eyes with the blue eyes it aint right it was gettin to me last night [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, thank you. Fantastic. Good charlotte. Youth authority is out now well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause ] ill see you later. [ bark ] [ bark ] bye. See ya pal. Xfinity home provides 24 7 professional monitoring for 24 7 peace of mind. Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. [ dryer running ] know what your pets are up to. Partys on . With xfinity home, connected, protected home. Xfinity customers get a great deal on xfinity home and ask about free installation. Call or go online today. See the secret life of pets, in theatres july 8th. Award winning interface. Award winning design. Award winning engine. The volvo xc90. The most awarded suv of the century. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to blake lively, Rachel Maddow, good charlotte. [ cheers and applause ] Ray Parker Jr [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Thats the roots right there. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. Hope to see you next week. Bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight anna kendrick, star of the legend of tarzan, alexander skarsgard, cooking with Food Networks giada de laurentiis, featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. In an interview earlier this morning, donald trump said that hes gotten the worst three weeks of publicity ive ever had in my life. His biggest problem is that he cant get this guy to shut up. [ laughter

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