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Musical guest tegan and sara. And featuring the legendary roots cr. Questlove 468. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, everybody. Hello. Thank you very much. Thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Steve thats a crowd. Jimmy thats what im talking about right there. Hot crowd. Hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show. Oh, its going to be fun. Heres what people are talking about, everybody. I saw that donald Trump Supporters are upset with the show family guy after it recently made fun of trump. [ light laughter ] i see both sides of the issue. On one hand, its just a a cartoon. But that cartoon could be president of the united states. So, i mean, they should be [ applause ] but now that trump is the only one left on the republican side, hes starting to set his sights on Hillary Clinton. But hillary dismissed trumps attacks, especially on her personal life saying hes using a playbook from the 90s. [ light laughter ] which backfired when americans were like, oh, my god, we love the 90s. [ cheers and applause ] full house. Urkel. Did i do that . I love it. Speaking of hillary, yesterday the state Department Said that it cant find any emails belonging to Hillary Clintons Senior Technology staffers from when clinton was secretary of state. Then hillary said, you wont find that staffer either. [ laughter and applause ] bring the car around, buddy. For more news out of washington, they finally got something done and passed a a bill, thats right. [ light laughter ] yesterday, president obama signed a law that makes the bison the official mammal of the united states. [ applause ] after hearing the news, american buffalo said, yes. [ light laughter ] wait, are we bison . [ laughter and applause ] we are bison, right . Is that right . We look like that. People are really excited about this. A team of scientists at m. I. T. Have developed a new cream that tightens skin and provides a a temporary facelift. It really makes people look younger. Look at what it did for bernie sanders. [ light laughter ] steve wow. Jimmy thats unbelievable. Thats unbelievable. [ laughter and applause ] thats unbelievable. Steve unbelievable. Jimmy yeah, unbelievable. Steve i dont believe it. [ light laughter ] jimmy unbelievable. Steve yeah, you got to believe it. Jimmy i saw that snapchat ran into a little trouble recently. Hear about this . They actually had to apologize to a russian artist after they used some of his artwork for one of their filters without asking permission. The artist said the whole ordeal made him so upset, very upset, he was up all night puking rainbows. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] new Research Finds that retweeting and sharing posts can create cognitive overload and can make you forget what you read. Not only that, new Research Finds that retweeting and sharing posts can create cognitive overload and make you forget what you read. [ laughter and applause ] think about it. You guys know periscope . Familiar with that . Its that streaming app you can use to publish videos. Theyre now testing out a a feature that will let you save your broadcast instead of having them disappear after 24 hours. Yeah, its called youtube. [ laughter and applause ] try it. Kind of cool. A little Business News here. I read that jcpenney is trying to cut expenses by reducing employees hours. When asked when the changes will go into effect, the companys ceo was just a a mannequin in a suit. [ laughter and applause ] theyre cutting back starting today. This made me laugh. An opera singer in antarctica performed for some penguins [ laughter ] performed for some penguins this week. But i dont think the penguins were too impressed. Take a look at this. Oh, wait. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy opera sucks you think theyd love opera since theyre all wearing tuxedos. [ light laughter ] this is going viral here, you guys. Someone in scotland staked out what they thought was a perfect spot to film a building that was getting demolished this week. Yeah. Things didnt go exactly as planned. Check this out. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy youve got to be kidding. Cool bus. You dont get to see that everyday. [ light laughter ] glad they got that bus on film. Jimmy hey, guys, heres a a local story. New Yorks City Council recently voted to charge people 5 cents per plastic bag. Yeah, thats right. Soon, new yorkers can pay 5 cents for a plastic bag or just walk outside and wait for one to blow into your face. [ laughter and applause ] oh, and finally, this is kind of awesome. Yesterday, the planet mercury crossed in front of the sun. You hear of this . It hasnt happened in ten years. Scientists warn that looking directly at the event could cause damage to your eyes. But nasa released some footage of what they say is safe to watch. Its pretty amazing. It happens superfast but is very cool looking. Check this out. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] cool bus. We have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, roots. Thank you, roots. We have a big week of shows ahead. Tomorrow night, our pals Jada Pinkettsmith and andy cohen will be here. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] jada, andy and i are going to play a game of famous faceoff. Its a fun game. Yeah, tune in for that one. Then on thursday, we have drake will be here. [ cheers and applause ] steve love me some drake. Jimmy on thursday, we have drake, megyn kelly and meghan trainor. Steve wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy same show, double megans. Steve double megans. Jimmy different spellings. Different spellings, yeah. On friday from the hit series game of thrones, jon snow himself, Kit Harington will be here. Or maybe not. [ cheers and applause ] steve maybe. Jimmy maybe not. He may be here, he may be not. Steve friday. Jimmy he probably will be here. But first, we have a fantastic show tonight. I just hope every time hes on, i lose a hes the funniest guy. Every sentence out of him just makes you laugh. I was just laughing backstage. Anyways, hes so funny. [ light laughter ] he was just saying hes bummed out because he didnt go to the snl after party, the 40th. Steve he didnt . Jimmy no, the one where we all had the biggest jam out and everything . He was in the show. Steve yeah. Jimmy we hung out with him all day. Steve he did bye bye. We were there all day with him. Jimmy he just got bored running into each other so he left. [ light laughter ] he thought he was playing it cool. He missed the biggest jam session of all time. Hes just complaining backstage. Its hilarious. [ laughter ] hes in the new netflix film the dooffer which i just love. Its him and adam sandler just being awesome. David spade is here, you guys. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i just love him. He had an awful im getting the giggles already because oh, whatever. He had an awful flight over. [ light laughter ] ill let him tell you the story. Its so silly. [ light laughter ] just made me laugh. I love that guy. Plus, we have a new this is a great Childrens Book out there. Its called our great big backyard. Former first lady mrs. Laura bush and her daughter Jenna Bush Hager are stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve yes. Jimmy i love this book. Steve its fantastic. Jimmy i read, like, thousands of books a night. Steve thousands a night . Jimmy yeah, i just cant because kids, they just read and they want the same book every single night. Steve you do a thousands . Jimmy my babies like to read a thousand books. [ light laughter ] we start a couple days before. Steve right. So they just keep on going . Jimmy yeah. Its like a big weekend reading thing. Its like bonnaroo. Steve the bonnaroo of reading . Jimmy we have the same five books we just read all the time. But any ways, this one is fantastic. Good messageut there as well. And theres fun little easter eggs in there too. I wonder why george w. Didnt do the drawings . Hes a great painter now. [ light laughter ] have you seen any of his paintings . Steve ive seen it. Ive seen a painting of a dog. Jimmy yeah. Thats the only one . Steve thats all ive seen. [ light laughter ] jimmy the bathtub, too. Steve whats that . Jimmy theres one where hes in a bathtub. You ever seen that one . Steve no. Jimmy its not that. [ light laughter ] yeah, yeah, you can tell hes in a bath. Just like a rubber ducky or something floating in the water. Steve yeah, a rubber ducky. Cute. Jimmy i love no, its fantastic. Really talented. Anyway. [ light laughter ] if you havent seen it, you got to see it. [ light laughter ] the book is our great back yard right there. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. Its a good, good, good book. I read kid books all the time. We have great music. Oh, yeah, tegan and sara are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. Its time for pros and cons. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros jimmy tonight, well be taking a look at the pros and cons of being Donald Trumps vice president. [ light laughter ] now, hes the Presumptive Republican nominee and now hes searching for a running mate. So lets take a look at the pros and cons of being Donald Trumps vice president. Here we go. Pro, youre next in line to donald trump. Con, which means youre the heir to the hair. [ laughter ] steve nice. [ applause ] yes. The heir apparent. Jimmy pro, getting to know your fellow cabinet members on a firstname basis. Con, because their names are meatloaf and omarosa. [ light laughter ] easy to remember those. Steve yeah, you dont have to beep her monogram. Jimmy pro, meeting leaders from all over the world. Con, having to learn how to say sorry about him in hundreds of different languages. [ laughter and applause ] its kind of challenging but its fun. Rosetta stone. Steve yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy pro, trump wants a vp that can help him with both women and hispanics. Con, hes leaning towards dora the explorer. [ laughter and applause ] steve smart choice, very popular with kids. Jimmy i like boots. [ light laughter ] pro, trump could choose kasich, cruz, rubio, bush, fiorina, huckabee or carson. Con, or as he calls them, loser, liar, low life, lazy, crazy, dopey and sleepy. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he means well. Steve he means well. Its all from a place of love. [ talking over each other ] jimmy he didnt mean it, yeah. Pro, doing whatever donald trump wants, whenever he wants you to do it. Con, or as its also called, being the governor of new jersey. [ light laughter ] steve really . Jimmy hey, thats not fair. [ applause ] steve is that true . Jimmy thats not true. Is that true . Not true. Steve not true . [ light laughter ] jimmy pro, trump is looking for a young vp to help attract millennial voters. Con, which explains his new slogan. Ermahgerd. Merk amerrica gert again. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] steve merk amerrca gert again. Jimmy merk amerrca gert again. Steve ermahgerd. Jimmy ermahgerd. Ermahgerd. [ light laughter ] merk amerrica gert again. What would it be . Dernerld trump. Steve dernelrd trump. [ light laughter ] jimmy what would it be . [ light laughter ] steve dernerld trump. What . [ light laughter ] steve derneld trump. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] steve derneld termp. Jimmy dermald tremp. Steve i love dernerld trump. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Steve you bern to termp towers. [ light laughter ] jimmy we get the popcorn shermp . Steve how much you want . Jimmy whats that . Steve want some popcorn shrimp . Jimmy no, dernerld trump. [ light laughter ] what you say . Merk amerrica gert again. Steve merk amerrica gert again. Jimmy yeah, thats good. [ fart noise ] [ light laughter ] [ duck noise ] and finally, pro, giving a a twohour speech where you talk about how great donald trump is. All the Amazing Things hes done and how much better he is than everyone else. Con, realizing you accidentally grabbed his speech. Oh, theres what happened. [ applause ] thats pros and cons. Well be right back with more the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys, i want to tell you all about the new bud light. Ill take a beer please. [ light laughter ] dont worry. [ glass shatters ] still the same beer. My beer, please. Byebye. [ glass shatters ] now its a great new look. Hey, bartender. Beer me. [ glass shatters ] [ light laughter ] the best part is its available right now. Come on, man, give me a beer. [ glass shatters ] bud light. Raise one right now. [ cat screech ] [ car horn ] [ cow moos ] thank you. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [engine sounds] the Bud Light Party believes in change. Thats why bud light has a new look. And we want to share it with everyone. From our National Parks. To our furthest shores. Jackpot to your living room. Look under your seats [squeals of delight] still the same refreshing bud light. With a new look. Dove men care. The strength test. Like leather, skin is stronger when its hydrated. Thats why dove men care bodywash has a unique hydrating formula to leave skin healthier and stronger. Jay knows how to keep nice shorts, dad. G. This is what the pros wear. Uhhh. Thats why he starts his day with those two scoops in heart healthy kelloggs raisin bran. Ready to eat my dust . Too bad i already filled up on raisins. Kelloggs raisin bran. Deliciously heart healthy. Tmobile does data differently. Now, stream video and music on your favorite services. Free without using any of your lte data. And, roll your unused data forward. Nobody does data like tmobile. So switch today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a very funny, very talented man starring alongside adam sandler in the new film the doover, which premieres on netflix friday, may 27th, memorial day weekend. Please welcome our good friend, david spade [ cheers and applause ] jimmy National Treasure National Treasure. Jimmy david spade. Totally good to see you, buddy. You look great, man. Nice to see you. Thank you, pal. Rough ride in, but overall, good. Jimmy you flew in from los angeles . Oh, yeah. Jimmy thats cool. But sometimes when youre on a plane, i get grossed out when people sneeze too much. And this happened. I know it sounds mean, but someone was going nuts behind me. Like [ sneezing ] like the grossest. Over and over. And i kept going, like, i gave them a couple of bless you, bless you. Third one, shut up [ laughter ] then im like [ ding ] because i need someone to help. I dont know. How do i stop it . It was 70 sneezes, easily. And then its toned down for a a second, then [ coughing ] i go, dont switch it up. [ laughter ] now youre not starting the clock over at one. So i know i have zika. Thats not even a question. Jimmy no, no, no. [ laughter ] thats not true. How am i going to manage it and deal with it in my life and find a cure . Jimmy no, no, no, no. But other than that, how good shape, everything good . Obviously, im ripped. [ laughter ] no, im not really, but i tried to go skiing. That was my big athletic maneuver. Jimmy that is athletic. Skiing is pretty fun, and it was hard. And i dont know how to ski. My friends take me. They go, the best way to learn is to go to the top of the mountain. Its really the best way to ditch you, you know what i mean . Because they just go. And so i get the map. And i want to go down all the green runs, you know, the easy ones. So, i map out first of all, i snowflake. I ski like this. I ski like im looking for a a contact lens, you know what i mean, im like this. [ laughter ] like really slow. Everybody shh. Jimmy everybody shh right around this area. I start, and i go, guys, i feel like as a group we should go together. Lets go down bambi. Right . And they go, no, were going down devils ball sack. I go, no, no, no. [ laughter and applause ] no, that sounds like a hard one. Jimmy sounds hard. It sounds dangerous. I dont even have to look at the map. I go, honestly, if we start on pop tart. [ laughter ] and then it goes into pillow town and then peekaboo. Its aggressive but its not challenging, overwhelming. And they go, nope, hitlers abortion, here we go. Two by two. [ laughter and applause ] no, no, no, no, no. Jimmy that doesnt sound that one sounds hard. Jimmy lets go to pillow town. Lets start there. Thats the best, thats beautiful. Well, here you are. Youre here and youre safe and were happy youre here. Yeah. Jimmy and were going to talk about the doover, your netflix film. Yeah, of course. Jimmy youre in new york city. Love new york. Saw andy and katie, my brother and sisterinlaw. I saw my niece, bea. I went to do you guys have a macys here . Jimmy yes. Went to macys today. [ laughter ] it helps the bit. I went to macys and, first off, sometimes, im not in l. A. , youre always in your car. But people here, they see you out. I know you get a lot of selfies. The selfie is sort of, you know, im sort of like the joe dirt guy, so they rough me up a little bit. Its really like a hard head lock, you know what i mean . Like, they come in at you a a little fast. You know, coming in hot. Selfie im like, ahh theyre like, sorry. Syour honor, its over, its over. [ laughter ] jimmy what happened . Yeah. Im finding i dont look great from eight inches away. Ive seen the photos, and im like, hit me with a filter, pal, you know. [ laughter ] jimmy help me out a little bit. Do me a solid. So i go in there. And i have to buy socks because, you know, i dont have em. Its boring. But they still sell them fits sizes six to 13. Thats a wide net. You know, they dont hit it like on shoes, like every size. Jimmy yeah. Im glad they dont sell condoms like that, you know what i mean . Fits sizes asian to black guy. I dont want that. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] because i know where i fall and i dont im telling you, theres nothing worse than a a droopy rubber, girls will tell you. Jimmy no, no. I dont know. Its a turnoff. Im Walking Around going, i think this ones broken. Theres too much extra. Like, i never write a company, but im going to fire off an email. Jimmy no, no, no. This is ridiculous. And loose side to side, somethings wrong here. I mean, its a dinner bell effect that you shouldnt be getting. Jimmy its always good to see you. Oh. [ laughter ] jimmy always good to have you here. I mean, because youre doing standup. Were going to get into yeah. Were going to get into doing standup. No, were going to get into the movie, but also youre doing standup as well. And you just did a well, youre going all over the country. With the doover tour, yeah. All the guys are i do standup on my own, too. I was just at niagara falls. I did a casino up there. Jimmy was that fun . Sort of. [ laughter ] it was fun. I had a the driver picked me up and you know, they always have a guy pick you up. This guy had, like the long ponytail, little thin on top but a ponytail. And he was a rocker, you know. So i get in and he goes, hey, man, im a rocker, dude. I go, right on, dude. And he goes, im not and he had tennis shoes on. He goes, im not always a a driver. I go , yeah, no [ bleep ]. You know . I could tell. [ laughter ] but he goes jimmy you dont want to hear that from the driver. Im in an 80s rock band. Im in one of the top five 80s rock bands in the area, not including buffalo. I go, oh. [ laughter ] not really a great accomplishment. Im like, oh, okay. So out of the 900 people that live here, youre up there. I go, great, great. And then he goes it gets quiet for a second. Then he goes johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first beatles song i go, whats happening, you know . Then i look and the radios not on. And he goes, bad company. I go, yeah, yeah, they were great. Then he goes josies on a vacation [ laughter ] i go, are we auditioning . Then it just hit me, im supposed to discover him, you know, what i mean, because im from l. A. I go, oh, no, im not on the voice or i cant help you. Im playing a casino, dude, i have no pull, obviously. Jimmy hes like, discover me, im the next voice. Youre my driver. Things are crashing down around me. Im not going to be able to help you. So he thinks im going to get gwen stefani on the phone. Speaker phone. Gwen, listen to this. Go, go, go. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, exactly. Hes like just a small town not that one. Jimmy do the hits. Do the hits. Do the one you were doing. Dont freeze up on me now. Jimmy i want to talk about the setup tour that youre doing with the doover tour with sandler and those guys. More with david spade when we come back, you guys. In a minute. [ cheers and applause ] i like it. Wait, you shot that . Your sister shot this . She calls it, onions. Its beautiful. And its just an onion. Put this on our homepage now. People need to see this. The rules of cinema have changed. This is the work of a major artist. I heard she shot the whole thing on an iphone. Im gonna make a movie about snap peas. Whos gonna watch a movie about snap peas . Can i have three tickets for onions please . This was like seeing the onion on a molecular level. This is talent. Why are we not representing it . 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Gical you may be muddling through allergies. Try zyrtec® for powerful allergy relief. And zyrtec® is different than claritin®. Because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. Try zyrtec®. Muddle no more®. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Were hanging out with our good friend david spade [ cheers and applause ] he costars with adam sandler in their big new movie the doover, premiering on netflix may 27th. Gosh, that movie made me laugh. And youre going on a comedy tour for the movie. Yes, which is a blast. Jimmy the doover tour . Yeah, its nick swardson, schneider, Norm Macdonald, sandler, me. We all go out jimmy how about coming about . You know, when i was doing the doover last summer in puerto rico and savannah, its sort of an action comedy. Theres a lot of stunts, a lot of fun stuff in it, but jimmy there is, there are more explosions yeah, you saw it. I love that you saw it. Jimmy than any david spade movie ive ever seen. Than anything ive ever been involved with, which was great. But adam goes, i want to maybe do standup again. And its been since saturday night live, he hasnt had time. So i go, why dont you come when i do gigs and you can practice and just do a guest spot. And then hed come and do ten minutes. And then he did like 30. He was writing so fast, which is great. Then he did like 40. Im like, all right, like, easy, guy. Because i have to follow it and he kills. So then he goes, lets go out and do it and well promote the movie. And then grab schneider and swardson does it all, so were all buddies. Jimmy but then Norm Macdonald goes on it too as well . Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy i mean thats how fun is that . I mean, we have guest spots. People come in and pop in and do a set. Were doing brooklyn. Were doing boston. Were doing d. C. We do all over the place. Jimmy i cant wait. This going to be awesome. Yeah, its going to be great. So jimmy and you guys know each other. All these guys, we know each others acts so well because we watch each other, and then we challenge someone, do a joke from that guys act, or well go, do a new joke tonight. Jimmy you could do a joke from like, if i say Norm Macdonald, you can do a joke from his act . Yeah. Jimmy what is a joke from Norm Macdonalds act . Heres one. I like when he goes, i saw this homeless guy on the street and he was he had a dog. Ever see them when they have dogs with them . Then he goes, the dogs thinking, this is the longest [ bleep ] walk ive ever been on. lets wrap it up. [ laughter ] jimmy lets wrap it up. Thats great. Lets wrap it up. Jimmy how about a sandler bit . Sandler, i remember when i first did a gig with him during snl. I remember first watching him, and the first joke i saw him do was he goes, i was trying to talk to this pretty girl and i didnt have any confidence and my buddy said, the worst thing she can say is no. and so i said, do you want to go out . and she goes, get away from me you douchebag. and i go, you kind of broke the rules there, honey. [ laughter ] jimmy not the worst thing you can say at all, absolutely. The doover, great premise for this, and gosh, theres fun people. Basically the idea is youre at youre reunion. Yeah, im at a tenyear reunion. Im sort of a straightlaced banker guy, which is a little different for me to play, not like such a jokesahoy guy. And then sandlers like the cool guy from my past that i sort of remember. And he did everything with his life that he said and i didnt. And im sort of moping around and he goes, we should try to do it over. And then he kidnaps me. So its really [ laughter ] it has some weird stuff to it. Jimmy and youre a great actor. Thank you buddy. Jimmy your acting skills are great as well, but the comedy, because its just nonstop jokes. But its basically you fake your own death. Yeah, yeah, we fake our own deaths and we come back as two different guys and then thats a problem, so [ laughter ] but i also work in a bank inside of a supermarket. Thats my nerdy job. You ever see the bank in there . Jimmy yeah. And so everyone gives me trouble about it the whole movie. Jimmy yeah, because they go, yeah, you work over at the packnshop or whatever. And you go, no, i work in the bank. No, i work in the bank. So i have to reexplain that the whole movie. But its got paula patton and kathryn hahn. So many great people in it. Jimmy oh, paula patton i mean, come on. Its just so the whole things great. I want to show everyone a clip. Oh yeah, lets look at the clip. Jimmy heres david spade in the doover. Take a look at this. Two more kung pao chickens, are you sure . Excuse me. Okay, i got to go, bye. Are you the manager . Why yes, i am. How can i help you . Can you tell me where i can find the kitty litter aisle . Actually, im the bank manager. Oh. Pomco savings is a bank. We have nothing to do with save and pay. Kitty litter . Its aisle two. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you like that character, hes good. The twin boys are funny. They make me laugh. I have two twin stepsons that hate me, yeah. Jimmy they dress in karate uniforms. And they beat the [ bleep ] out of me. Jimmy you guys, david spade. The doover hits netflix friday, may 27th. Well be right back with mrs. Laura bush and Jenna Bush Hager. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] verizon is the Number One Network in america. I know what youre thinking, they all claim stuff like that. Yeah, but some of them stretch the truth a little bit. Like this. Faster, more reliable and better coverage than ever. And it shows the coverage there. Uh, oh, hold on. Oh map is not a depiction of coverage well, then whats the point . Im speechless. 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Unitedhealthcare [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests are bestselling authors who just released their second Childrens Book, our great big backyard, to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the National Park service. Please give a warm welcome to former first lady mrs. Laura bush and her daughter, today show correspondent Jenna Bush Hager. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi. You guys are so cute together. This is awesome. Happy belated mothers day to both of you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Jimmy thank you so much for being here. Hows the rest of the family . Theyre great. Theyre doing great. Jimmy your husband doing well . Hes doing really well. Hes doing a lot of painting. Jimmy he is . [ laughter ] i am obsessed with his panting. I think their fantastic. Youve only seen the very early ones. The naked portrait. [ laughter ] jimmy thats what a a couple poses. Hes a portrait painter. Hes progressed. Jimmy he has progressed. He now paints putin. Jimmy no he did, what do you mean no . Jimmy he did . [ laughter ] i mean, that was a long time ago. Thats already been a show. He painted World Leaders that he served with. Jimmy how did it start . He got the app on his iphone. Penultimate. He drew these very funny stick figure characters. Actually a period where he only communicated through his art. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy of course, hes an artist. He would only email them to us. He would send barbara and me a text, like going on an airplane, and he would do a a stick figure of an airplane. [ laughter ] he did a rectangle with his head and barney painted on the bottom good night. Jimmy aw. For whatever reason, my mother, whos always the supportive wife, saw one of these and said, george, thats very interesting lines. And then it took off. Jimmy that inspired him to actually just go on and start painting . Thats all he needed. Jimmy its phenomenal. Maybe the next book, he has to do at least one in there. He doesnt really do drawings like this. Jimmy no, these are amazing, these are fantastic. Did you you didnt start did you start are you into the ipad and stuff too, the whole family . With the kids . Its a problem, right. You have kids my kids age. Jimmy theyre so good at that. Its scary. And shes so manipulative, my threeyearold, in a good way, if you can be manipulative in a a good way. Jimmy yeah, you can. She steals my moms iphone every time she comes home. Every times she comes over she steals it and im like wheres mila . And shes like, oh shes sitting on the potty with my iphone. Jimmy exactly, yeah. Do you use the apps and all that stuff . Yeah, sure of course. Jimmy emojis and all that . Yeah. Well, she started off writing what barbara and i call mom texts. She would write, dear jenna, grocery store. [ laughter ] jimmy dear jenna, yeah. Dear jenna, grocery store, love, mom. Like, mom, it says like, we know its from you. [ laughter ] we got it. Jimmy i like in the book, it starts off with this little girl and shes planning her Summer Vacation with her friends and shes like what do you want to do . Oh, im going to start a a youtube channel. Theyre all on their ipads and phones. I cant wait to play the spaceship game. And then what happens is, their parents surprise them by going on a trip around the country. Right, the Great American road trip. Jimmy of course all the parks. Shes like, oh, my gosh. I dont want to go camping ew, i hate camping i want to stay at home and text my friends [ cheers and applause ] which is what everyone does. But then as the book goes on you get to see how cool and how awesome our country is. You go, oh, yeah, the stars at night, you know. Well, she really said, you know, theres nothing to see here but its not because there wasnt anything to see. This was an everglade. There are tons of things to see. Its because she was looking down. Thats what scares me about our kids generation. Is that mila, when were driving somewhere, even in new york city, theres so much to see. She just wants to look at my iphone and watch, peppa pig. Jimmy we love, peppa pig. Peppa pig, is great. Jimmy but outdoors, you cant beat outdoors or looking at the actual moon. Thats what Good Night Moon is about, the moon. Which by the way, mila did not know existed. She didnt know a moon existed until we went to texas. She looks up and goes moon. Jimmy yea its the best thing thats the best thing ever. You do a lot of traveling with these kids . Bus them around everywhere . Do you . Shes asking you. Barbara and jenna, sure, we took them everywhere we went, back in the days that we traveled like that. Jimmy i have a picture of you. Just your friends. Oh, yeah, these are my camping friends. These are the women i grew up with in midland, my best friends. Weve hiked in a National Park every summer for 30 years. Jimmy is that cool . And they took us, this is their, you know, yearly trip. The one summer they took us, the girls. The girls, the children. Jimmy the daughters. The daughters along. And they never did it again. [ laughter ] there was too much mama drama. Jimmy thats enough. Fights with some of the moms and daughters. This isnt going to work. Jimmy i love i mean look at that, just the grand canyon. Ive never been to the grand canyon. I would love to go. Its so great. If we did this rafting trip, which is really fun, we stayed in a tent for ten days, so it shows how much you know, they dug a hole. There was no toilet. Jimmy i really did want to go there but, see [ laughter ] i dont know how do you get there . Like, where do you seriously, where do you park or whatever . I dont know what to do. Well, you can drive up like most tourists do and look over the south rim. Or you can hike in. We got in and floated on the Colorado River and then hiked out the ten miles to the south rim. Jimmy oh, thats right, they do have that new bridge, seethrough glass. Exactly. And thats in the book, the seethrough glass. Jimmy theres so many good things in the book. Theres some easter eggs in the books too. Theres one you have to see because we know you have a a secret crush on somebody in our family. Jimmy grandma. Grandma. Jimmy i love her so much. She always makes me laugh and she makes me laugh, makes me cry too. Shes a toughy. I was going to say try being her daughterinlaw. Jimmy shes a toughy. She tells you whats up. This, right here the spaceship, we named the enforcer. Jimmy thats her nickname. Thats her nickname. Jimmy actually, yeah, shes the enforcer. Oh, good i love that she says, no matter what, we have to listen to. Jimmy please give her my love. We will. Jimmy i think shes the coolest maybe youll come with us next time. Jimmy oh, please, id love it, please. And guys, pick up this book. Its fantastic. And i should say, proceeds from this book go to National Parks foundation. And hopefully youll have over 1,000 trees planted from this book. Go to nationalparks. Org to donate more or check this out, get on amazon, go to your local book store, go to your library, read this. Kids are going to love this. Mrs. Laura bush and Jenna Bush Hager, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] great big backyard is available right now. Tegan and sara perform for us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how does this world, help you experience this world . Im glad you finally made it, dad. You have to experience this city. Thats what you always say. You were right about the food. Hi john. Hey kevin. Spent the day with an astronaut, huh. One more. One more. Its beautiful, isnt it . How about a baseball game next time . Done done. Book priceless experiences around the globe with your world mastercard. Only at priceless. Com world tmobile does data differently. Stream video and music free without using any of your lte data and get 4 lines with 10 gigs of 4g lte data each for just 35 bucks per line. 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Go big with onsite hotel rates starting at just 120 per night. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests will release their eighth album love you to death on june 3rd. Performing boyfriend, give it up for tegan and sara. [ cheers and applause ] tell you that i love you that i cant hold back the feeling that you give me i want to give it right back i know you always win at this particular game i need to know the rules if you want me to play you treat me like your boyfriend and trust me like a like a very best friend kiss me like your boyfriend you call me up like you would your best friend you turn me on like you would your boyfriend but i dont want to be your secret anymore im trying to be honest cause i cant relax oh when i get around you i cant hide the fact i let you take advantage cause it felt so good i blame myself for thinking we both understood you treat me like your boyfriend and trust me like a like a very best friend kiss me like your boyfriend you call me up like you would your best friend you turn me on like you would your boyfriend but i dont want to be your secret anymore i dont wanna dont wanna play the crying game do you feel the same do you feel the same dont wanna dont wanna spin the bottle again do you feel the same do you feel the same you treat me like your boyfriend and trust me like a like a very best friend kiss me like your boyfriend you call me up like you would your best friend you turn me on like you would your boyfriend but i dont want to be your secret anymore you treat me like your boyfriend and trust me like a like a very best friend kiss me like your boyfriend you call me up like you would your best friend you turn me on like you would your boyfriend but i dont want to be your secret anymore [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey pal. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. Tegan and sara you can catch them on tour this fall. Theyre awesome. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] flip your way through your last 9 shows with the tap of a button. Change the way you experience tv. Xfinity x1. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to david spade, mrs. Laura bush and Jenna Bush Hager. Tegan and sara once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kaley cuoco, comedian michael ian black, author helen oyeyemi, featuring the 8g band with eric kretz. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. Lets get to the news. A new poll shows that Hillary Clinton and donald trump would be tied in florida if the president ial election were held today. Of course, trump comes into florida with a huge advantage on account of being the state fruit. [ laughter ]

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