And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 467, whoo steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy aha yes, thats what you want thats what we want ah, makes me feel good, right there. Hot crowd. Great new york city crowd. Welcome to the tonight show, ladies and gentlemen. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. Youre here. Thats the energy you want, oh, man. Guys, welcome. We have a great, great show tonight. We have a lot of sports news to cover in the monologue. Yeah, because the big story of the weekend was the race horse, nyquist won the Kentucky Derby. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. Nyquist watches the show every night. Steve yeah, hes watching every night. [ laughter ] jimmy nyquist won the Kentucky Derby while a horse named exaggerator came in second place. Or as exaggerator put it, i won the Kentucky Derby [ laughter and applause ] this is cool, on saturday, mets pitcher Bartolo Colon hit his first home run after 19 years in the big leagues. Making him the oldest player to ever hit his first home run. [ applause ] you can tell it was his first home run because at first base he stopped and asked for directions to the next one. [ laughter ] to that one . Thank you, man. [ applause ] want to say congrats to olympic swimmer Michael Phelps and his fiance who just welcomed their first child. [ applause ] immediately after the baby was born, he looked up and said, how was my time . [ laughter and applause ] lets check in on the election here. I saw that jeb bush wrote a a Facebook Post congratulating donald trump for securing the republican nomination but said he still wont support him. Yeah. Thats right, jeb wrote an insincere Facebook Post or as its also known, a Facebook Post. [ laughter and applause ] omg, youre engaged, im so happy for you. Thats right, jeb bush announced on facebook that he will not support donald6trump or hillary clinton. Even worse, the only two likes on that post were from donald trump and hillary clinton. [ laughter and applause ] fantastic, thank you, man get this, on meet the press yesterday, donald trump said he would like to see minimum wage increased, saying, quote, i dont know how people make it on 7. 25 an hour. Then his butler said, just barely, sir. [ laughter and applause ] your coffee . Of course, theres been some confusion recently over Donald Trumps tax plans. According to trumps plan, taxes would go down for the wealthy but according to trump himself, taxes on the wealthy would go up. He was asked about this yesterday and listen to what he said. Do you want taxes on the wealthy to go up or down . They will go up a little bit. And they may go up but theyre going down in your plan. In my plan theyre going down. By the time its negotiated, theyll go up. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i guess trump really is a politician. Just promised both things. Either way youre right. [ laughter ] of course theyre going down. The rich will pay more in taxes, making them poor and theyll pay less. [ cheers and applause ] right. Sure, sure. And today House Speaker paul ryan said that he would step down as chair of the Republican National convention if donald trump asked him too. Ryan said the hardest part of walking away from the convention would be trying not to skip away from the convention. [ laughter and applause ] and check this out, i read that a costco in australia started selling coffins in some of its stores. [ light laughter ] which is great until you have to explain to the cashier why youre buying coffins in bulk. Its like, dont worry about it. [ laughter and applause ] you ask too many questions. [ laughter ] little Celebrity News here. Its been reported that the kardashians were frustrated when they were in cuba because most cubans had not seen their show so they dont know why theyre famous. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] as opposed to most americans who have seen their show and still dont know why theyre famous. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] theyre pretty . Theyre pretty. Theyre nice. In a recent interview, Victoria Beckham said when she used to perform with the spice girls, her microphone would be turned off to let the other girls sing. [ light laughter ] when asked why, she said [ deep voice ] it beats the hell out of me, i have no idea. [ laughter ] we need 13 coffins. [ laughter and applause ] steve better get one more. Jimmy bakers dozen of coffins. [ laughter ] and finally, a lot of one direction fans are upset about this. Harry styles revealed on friday he cut off his signature long hair to donate to charity. Harry said that his old hair was going to a great cause. While, the person who got the hair said [ donald trump impression ] finally, i look even more beautiful. [ laughter ] we have a great show. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, guys. Monday. We are so happy to be back. We have a big week of shows coming up. Tomorrow night. [ laughter ] our pal david spade will be here tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from tegan and sara steve whoa. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy will be great. And later this week, jada pinkettsmith, drake and jon snow himself, Kit Harington will be here. [ cheers and applause ] so were gonna have great performance from my pals Meghan Trainor and blake shelton. Theyll both be here. [ cheers and applause ] but first, joining us tonight for the very first time, one of the best actresses and directors out there. I love her so much. She has a big new movie called money monster opening friday. The great jodie foster is here tonight [ cheers and applause ] yes jodie foster is going to tell us all about her big new movie which stars George Clooney and Julia Roberts. And then she and i are going to face off, this is real, i think so far. Were going to face off in a a game of egg russian roulette. [ cheers and applause ] steve ooh. Jimmy im so excited. Plus from the massive broadway hit hamilton, tony nominee daveed diggs is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy you know him. This guys unbelievable. I know quest and tariq know him from doing the album. If youve seen the show, the guy just comes out, hes just magical. Great performer. Were going to have him perform the whole show tonight. Steve are you serious . [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no. He cant. But hes going to come on the show. Hes a talented guy. I cant wait for you to see him. And we have great music. Come on. This is just so fun that we have this man here. Graham nash is in the house, you guys [ cheers and applause ] he has a new record out there. Love graham nash. Guys, it is time for bad signs. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] aint we lucky we got em bad signs [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Dang. Jimmy i mean. Thats it. Guys, bad signs. These are picture of funny or weird signs that you guys have seen or sent into us. And these are real. Theyre all great. Heres the first one. Someone spotted while walking to their gym. Planet fitness, open 24 hours, 12 00 a. M. Monday through friday at 9 00. Saturday and sunday, 7 00 to 9 00. [ cheers and applause ] steve not in a row. Jimmy basically 24 hours. Steve six hours monday. Six hours tuesday. Its a long time. Jimmy its basically 24 hours. Steve 24 hours a week. Were open. Not this door. Somewhere. Jimmy somewhere. Steve its a planet. Planet fitness. [ laughter ] jimmy you cant close the planet. Steve you dummy. The planet never sleeps. [ laughter ] jimmy hey, sir, im here steve im sorry, you want to sign up for a membership or what . Jimmy yeah, sure, i dont care. Steve were closed. Jimmy ill do it when youre open. [ laughter ] heres another one from home depot. Steve oh, home depot. [ light laughter ] home depot. Jimmy it says, restrooms, you can do it, we can help. [ laughter and applause ] there you go, home depot. Steve you never know. Jimmy no thanks. Im good. Im good. Steve you sure . Jimmy no, thats all right. Steve you sure . Want some spackle . Help you with some caulk . [ light laughter ] jimmy i got a pair of plyers . [ light laughter ] caulk . Steve like a caulking gun. [ laughter ] jimmy oh caulking gun. All right. [ laughter ] heres another here. This is a nursing home schedule, okay. So a lot of advance schedule here right there. Youve got 9 30, exercise dvd. 10 00, theyre gonna be line dancing, thats fun. 6 30, theyre showing a movie called the second best erotic marigold hotel. [ laughter and applause ] steve well, hello. Jimmy got a big turnout actually. Steve big turnout. Jimmy heres another one here, you guys. Its a supermarket display that says Weight Management and chill with keebler cookies. There you go thats [ laughter and applause ] technically, it is managing your weight. Jimmy heres another one here. Its pet supermarket. Dog adoptions and barbecue. [ audience oohs ] steve hey, you want him or not . You want to take him home or you want him jimmy thats not what theyre saying. Those are two separate things. [ laughter ] unless you want him or not. Guys, heres the next one. Here it says this is in the store. It says, great gifts for kids. Its a bunch of box cutters. [ laughter ] kids love that. Steve can i have a box cutter for christmas . Jimmy now son, i got you an xbox and a playstation. Steve aw, i wanted a box cutter. Jimmy i wanted a box cutter. [ laughter ] steve uhoh, im bleeding. Fff how am i supposed to open this box . [ laughter ] heres another sign here. It says emerald cleaners. In the window, it says, sharts, 99 cents. [ laughter and applause ] steve thats how much it costs to clean that . To clean jimmy thats a deal if you think about it. Steve its a great deal. Jimmy probably more work. [ laughter ] steve way more work. Sometimes you have to throw away the whole pants. [ laughter ] jimmy i saw the same sign at chipotle. [ laughter ] steve you had a coupon. Thats not true, you did not see that. Jimmy heres another one. This is for big boy restaurant. And its serving ew soup. Ew. Were down to our last sign here, you guys. Made me laugh. Attention, titanic the artifact exhibition currently closed due to water damage. [ laughter and applause ] they cant catch a break. Water damage . Thats all the time we have for bad signs. If you see a funny bad sign, email us at badsigns tonightshow. Com. We might put it on the show. 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But also soft and chunky made with introducing new mist twst soda popped with juice. Its a crisp, refreshing twist on lemon lime. Insist on the twist. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. Were joined right now by an acclaimed director and multiple Academy Awardwinning actress. Her new movie money monster stars Julia Roberts and George Clooney and is in theaters everywhere this friday. Please welcome to the show one of the best to ever do it, heres jodie foster [ cheers and applause ] this is a first. Jimmy this is a first. Yes, first time. Im so psyched to meet with you and talk with you and hang out with you. Hopefully it wont be the last. Jimmy no, exactly. I think were already hitting it off. [ light laughter ] this is great. Thank you for doing this and well talk about this ridiculous game maybe that you might do later. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I challenge you. Jimmy really . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy really out of all the games we play on this show, thats the one thats the one no one ever wants to do and thats the one im dying to do. [ light laughter ] i bought my own shampoo. Jimmy you really did bring your own shampoo. I did. Jimmy were cracking eggs on each others heads. Well, im doing it on my head. Jimmy thats correct, yeah. I dont want anybody touching my hair. Jimmy no. Oh, is that right . Youve done everything in show business. Youve grown up in show business. Youve acted. Youve produced. You directed. Is there anything you havent done . You won every award. Ive always rooted for you. I love you so much. [ laughter ] i broadway, any of that . Never . No, no desire. Jimmy no stage. No desire. No, think you know, one of the things i always wanted to do was learn how to do something while youre making a a movie. All these other people seem to. They learn how to be like olympic javelin throwers or like play the violin or, you know, be polish. [ laughter ] like that. Jimmy and you learn how to be yeah, they spend six months kind of, you know, learning all that stuff. They become an expert and then they do the movie. Thats what id like to do. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Jimmy thats super fun. I dont know what, exactly. Jimmy you dont know what the next move is going to be . No, i could be like a jump rope jimmy sumo wrestler. Sumo wrestler. Yeah. Jimmy i can see, sumo wrestler, yeah. But i like when you do because i never know where youre going to go. If you are going to act, direct. I see a house of cards episode and you directed that. Im like, oh my gosh. I mean, tv. Well, cables where its at really in terms of narrative and its such an exciting place to be for actors and to be able to jump in with the creator and do whatever it is that theyre up to is fantastic. Jimmy whats on your dvr . What do you record . My sons do a lot of dvr recording. Jimmy they take it over . Yeah. Theres a lot of theres a a lot of violent things going on on the dvr. [ laughter ] i try not to look. Jimmy yeah. I just walk by and not touch any buttons. Jimmy my wife just has all real housewives, the whole thing. [ light laughter ] no kidding . Jimmy yeah, no room to tape anything else. Its on like 24 7. It really is. Wow. Jimmy theyve done every they hit every state of the country now, its insane. [ light laughter ] we just had Robert Deniro here and we were talking about taxi driver. You get him to talk . Jimmy no, he doesnt like to talk. Not really . Jimmy no, yeah, yeah. Hes got the invisible grinning, though. Jimmy hes not the biggest talker. No. Really . Jimmy yeah. Wow. Jimmy thats baptism by fire. [ light laughter ] hes the nicest guy obviously in the world. So talented. And he is new york. Thats new york. Jimmy right . So were doing the talk show and were like, who would be such a new york actor. We had him come on. And hes the nicest. I go, its good to see you. He goes yep. [ laughter ] you know, its just so nice, i go, yeah, do you like do you live in the city . He goes yep. [ light laughter ] thats as far as it went. Then we went to commercial. Yeah, it was fantastic. You got to talk to yourself a little bit, i think. Jimmy what was he like when you did taxi driver . He was kind of like that. Jimmy he was . Yeah. Only younger. And a little more intense. Jimmy yeah. He kind of took me under his wing a little bit. Id done a lot of movies, but he picked me up from my hotel and took me to all these diners, and he ran lines for a a little while and then he just kind of stared. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] after the second or third time he did that, i just started having lots of conversations with the waiters and, you know, getting free food, talking to them. Jimmy yeah, just talking to anyone else, yeah. I ended up talking to the roots for a lot of the show during Robert Deniros thing, yeah. You want to see the worst impression of Robert Deniro . Yes. Jimmy its questlove. Quest, you want to just do [ light laughter ] sorry, this is his best. Ready, here we go. Here we go. Ready, here we go. [ laughter ] yeah, there you go. Dead on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he ends up there. It takes a while to get into it. Not bad, its one of the worst. Lets talk about money monster here. Sure. Jimmy this is its intense, its fun. Ive never seen anything quite like it. Sit a big ride. I have to say, its a big experience. Jimmy yeah, and i think its very now too, i would say. Very relevant. Very much about whats going on today. In terms of technology. Obviously, broadcasts. The weird world of broadcast satire showmanship that goes on out there. And politics and the Financial Markets as well, kind of all rolled into one. Jimmy a lot of people compare it to kind of network meets dogs day afternoon. Yeah. Jimmy ive been reading that. Sidney lumet movies. Hes my hero so its an honor to be compared to him. Jimmy its basically George Clooney, who is actually really goofy in this, by the way. He is. Jimmy i love it when he does that. [ light laughter ] and you got him to be, really hes like the host of the cable financial show. He come also out with boxing gloves. Oh, were going to knock out this stuff. He does some hiphop dancing, my friends, yes, he does. [ light laughter ] jimmy its really funny. He does some major white boy hiphop dancing. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, its really you know its a a little bit close to home. No, he jimmy a little bit thats how he dances. He said he wanted to do a a little dance. He said, yeah, i can do some moves. Jimmy oh, really . Oh, really . Jimmy lets go were going to get our choreographer to come help you. He goes, oh okay. I dont really need choreography. Im okay. [ light laughter ] and then he came out and did some major moves and you know that he was looking in the mirror for a lot of hours figuring it all out. Jimmy oh, so funny. There was a lot of this. I dont know its a hop hop thing. A little bit of that. [ laughter ] he died laughing. Jimmy it made me laugh. You love it. Julia roberts, who just i mean, just awesome. Two of the biggest stars in the world there. You can tell they work well together. Yeah. Jimmy shes the director. Shes kind of like kind of talking into the earpiece. Did she really talk no, she wasnt even there. [ light laughter ] jimmy shes cgi in the whole movie . She was gone, yeah. Jimmy yeah. She was gone, he was gone. They were never in the same room. But they have this interesting rapport which i guess comes from their friendship and from movies theyve done together. They have like an in utero communication thing going on, i dont know. Jimmy theyre all having fun. Saying the stocks, took a dip, what is going on how to watch the market, you know, these shows going on. Yes. Jimmy and this guy comes in, he sneaks his way in as a a delivery guy or u. P. S. Guy and just pulled a gun on George Clooney and goes dont cut the cameras off or im going to blow this guys head off. Right. Jimmy yeah. There goes the fun. [ light laughter ] hes dancing then, wait, whats going on . But then its Julia Roberts decides shell keep the camera on, the whole thing. And then it gets intense. And the guys talking about you told me to invest my money in this thing. Are you setting up my clip . Jimmy yeah. I didnt have to do it. Jimmy money monster. Yeah. Fantastic. [ light laughter ] jimmy i got to, please, its my job. Its fantastic. Heres George Clooney, Julia Roberts, in the new thriller from director jodie foster money monster. Its in theaters friday. Check this out. Boom him in. See what happens. Got a delivery . Dont move. Is it a union thing . [ gunshot ] oh. Cut the feed. Turn those cameras back on. Turn those cameras back on whoever is in there, turn those cameras back on right now. I cant. Once i turn them off youre lying. Turn the cameras on, patty. Turn them on. Patty right, im going to count to three. I swear to god im going to pull the trigger. One patty, what do you want me to do . Turn them on, patty. Two what do you want me to do . Put it up. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause ] yeah its funny too. It is funny too. Its complicated. Its a complicated movie. Jimmy you end up getting you get to know that guy a a little bit more. That character, yeah. Since its your first time on the show, i would love to play a game with you. I cant wait jimmy im so excited about this. I cant wait. Jimmy i love that you said yes to this. Jodie foster and i are playing egg russian roulette after the break. [ cheers and applause ] it will be fun. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [electronic sound effects] brace yourself. The first ever gsf is here. With a 467 horse power v8 engine. Torque vectoring differential. And brembo brakes. Its the next expression of f performance, from lexus. I have an orcogram we for an owen. E. Thats me. 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You will not know which eggs are raw [ laughter ] once you choose an egg, you must smash that egg upon the top of your head, no put backs. First one to smash two raw eggs on their head loses. Jodie, as the guest on the show, you may go first. [ whispering ] choose wisely. [ laughter ] jimmy good luck, good luck, good luck. I cant wait. [ laughter ] jimmy welcome to the show. Thank you so much for being here. You forgot what the name of my company was. Jimmy thats right. Egg pictures. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy one nothing angle right there, thats a a good angle right there. Good conditioner, right . Put a little avocado in there, coconut oil. [ laughter ] jimmy make an omelet by the end. Come on, you can do it. Steve eggcellent. Jimmy i dont feel good about this. I dont feel good about this. Its just product. Just think of it as product. Jimmy its just product. Its not a big thing. It wont hurt. No. Jimmy its all fun it feels good. Just think of your mother. [ clucking ] [ cheers and applause ] whoo im so sorry. The nose is the best part. Right on the tip of your nose. Jimmy thats not yolk. Straight up mucus. [ laughter ] its my turn right . Oh, i cant wait. Steve its one to one can we do this all day . Jimmy one more, if this one is raw you lose, jodie foster [ applause ] in the bucket. Steve its a barn burner. Jimmy thank you pal. This one is the one i was going to choose earlier. And i feel good about this one. Excited, cant wait, cant wait. Jimmy pretty cool, man. Great to meet you. Everything cool . Everythings good. Jimmy i felt it. I knew it. It didnt feel good. That first one felt which one . You want me to choose for you . Oh, no, no. You know you want to do this too. Jimmy what do you feel . What do you think . Whats the vibe . Ooga chacka ooga chacka i cant fight this feeling [ cheers and applause ] jimmy getting down. Its getting down, its getting down to it right there. Choose wisely. Steve enjoy cant wait. Money monster. Jimmy oh steve oh, snap jimmy getting down there now. Putting your face so close to the edge. [ laughter ] choose that one . This guy . What happened . Not that one. Jimmy not that one, okay. Im going to choose this one by your fate. I noticed you do it on your forehead. Jimmy i just have a bigger head than you. I have a lot forehead to work with. Uno, dos, tres. Jimmy uno, dos, tres. Quattro. Cinco [ cheers and applause ] steve the champion. Jodie foster jimmy thats what im talking about baby. Jodie foster, the one and only. Daveed diggs joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] mmm. Lets get you cleaned up, before mom gets home. Thatll work. Dentastix cleans. So you can get closer. For every 10 nights i stay, i get one free. S rewards program is simple. This however, will not be simple. You gotta ride the belt, captain obvious. I have liquids in my body coated in dust. Flour. Even covered in lava. To all the beautiful mess makers. Keep it up. With delta touch2o technology, you can. See what delta can do. Whats it say . Is it the cure for malaria . Has the war ended . A prince wants to give us 20 million dollars, he just needs our Social Security numbers. Were gonna be rich horses for everyone the first spam was sent by telegraph in 1864. Huh. Put some flavor in your break. Make time for snapple [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a fantastic actor and rapper. He just received his first tony nomination for his incredible performance in the broadway sensation hamilton, which is now playing at the Richard Rodgers theater. Everyone, please welcome daveed diggs, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, man. See, they dont mess around. That was so crazy. Jimmy welcome buddy. How are you . Im great now. Walk in to my own theme song. Jimmy yes, that was your song. Thats clipping. Yeah, thats my band clipping. That songs called work work. And i love that song. But i dont listen to it until you just played it. Thats amazing. Jimmy congratulations on the tony nomination. Thank you. Jimmy i mean, it must have been was it surreal . How did you find out . I found out i was asleep and my brother and my best friend broke into my house with a bottle of champagne and jumped on my bed. They had apparently been waiting in a cafe around the corner to attack. And jimmy and you purposely wanted to sleep through it because you were like, im too nervous . I just got things to do. I had to do a show that night i wasnt nervous about it. All of this is so new to me. So i didnt really i knew they were announcing them. Im like, someones going to send me a text. Ill know. It will be fine. And i was right. I knew. Jimmy but this is your first your first musical . Your first yeah, first musical, first show in new york, first its a lot of firsts. First time on your show. [ laughter ] jimmy what were you doing right before you got hamilton, rapping . Yeah, doing a lot of tours as a rapper, and also an actor and performer. Touring a great show where it becomes less but actually directly before i got this i started working on hamilton, all the tours were done and i was back at home in los angeles and there was no income coming in. So i was delivering catering in my honda civic. I would go to a place at about the 5 00 in the morning and they would have me come in and load the car full of mostly fajitas and i would drive jimmy Pharmaceutical Company . Yes, it was like mostly pharmaceutical Companies Buying lunch for, like, hospitals, in order to coerce them into pushing their products. It was a really great gig. [ laughter ] jimmy sounds like a lot of fun. Minimum wage no less. There were a few things that suck your soul more than like, driving two hours for minimum wage to hand some fajitas off, like, courtesy of whatever. Jimmy did you let them know when you finally when you got hamilton, like, im out here you guys . I just didnt come back. [ laughter ] jimmy you just didnt show up . I just didnt show up. I just disappeared. Actually, had i did my taxes hella late. [ laughter ] i applied for the extension, like, its all good. Jimmy im not here to bust you. I know, why you riding me like that, jimmy . Come on man jimmy money monster. Totally legal. No, i did my taxes real late and had to didnt i lost the w2 they sent me for like, the 800 i made while i was working there. So i had to call. Had to call to get, like, the manager to text me a picture of the thing. Just like, hey, man, i dont know if you remember me. I worked there for a few months and i just stopped coming. Jimmy oh, yeah, we love you. Youre the greatest. Really got to get these taxes done. Theyre due tomorrow. They were actually very nice. Jimmy how did you hear about hamilton . Just from rap circles . I know lynn and tommy so were all part of a group called freestyleup supreme which is sort of an improvised rap event that combines sort of a lot of theater and rap music. Its entirely improvisational. I was sort of a sixth man for that a lot of times when everybody else was too busy, they would fly me out from california to come do a show if they couldnt fill one up. Chris jackson from hamilton is in that too. Its like a really accomplished group of people actually. James monroe i was the genie in aladdin. Who is also a member of this group. Its like squad, the squad is deep. But um yeah, so i was a part of that for a long time. We were actually at the super bowl when it was in new orleans, rapping about sports celebrities. Tommy approached me in the midst of that gig which was a a crazy week and said, hey, lynns working on a new project. Its a rap musical about alexander hamilton. I was like, thats a terrible idea. You should definitely send me that script. I will go wherever you want me to go if theres a paycheck attached to it. So come on right out, you know. Jimmy and did you know, because right off the bat, did you go, this is my im nailing this . No, it was so terrifying. We did they sent me the music and i fell in love with it. I immediately called and apologized. What do i have to learn how to do . Do i have to learn how to sing . Should i be taking a voice lesson . I had never done that in front of people before. And then to show up on the first day of rehearsal for this fiveday reading i was asked to be in the room with chris jackson. There were all kinds of people. Anika noni rose was there jimmy when you first even come out on the stage, i just, like, oh my god, i love that guy, hes so cool. Id never seen you in anything before. I didnt know you. I was blown away because in the first half of the play, you play lafayette. And youre rapping as lafayette with a french accent. My brilliant french accent. Jimmy yeah. Second half of the play, youre Thomas Jefferson. Yeah. Jimmy and i go, this is just fantastic. That youre doing number one youre doing both. Second of all, as a black guy playing Thomas Jefferson. You dont really think about it. Thats how good you guys all are. That was the last thing. That one sneaks up on you later. Hey, wasnt that wait a a second. Was that a standin for Thomas Jefferson . Exactly. It was just so well done. It was just goose bumps. I just love that. I didnt want it to end at all. You know, you dont need my endorsement but you got nominated for the tony awards. Thats a big thing. Congratulations. Its a really big thing. [ cheers and applause ] you also hold the for the record, you youre also the fastest rapper on broadway because in guns and ships, you say 19 words in three seconds. Yeah. Jimmy thats a lot of words. Its a lot words, its not a a lot of seconds. Jimmy an average of. 144 words is it what is it . That doesnt make any sense right. 144 words per minute. I think the other one was more impressive. 19 words in three seconds. Thats very fast. Are you used to rapping that fast . Yeah. I mean, thats sort of thats fast. Its not, not fast. Its absolutely fast. In the rap world, thats medium fast. Jimmy really . Its fast, but its not the fastest. There are faster. Jimmy is that like can you give us a taste of faster . [ cheers and applause ] you always have they always have but im not going to rap no, please, no. Do you need anything . No. Right . That was a clipping song so ill do another clipping song. Called taken off. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights musical guest is a twotime rock and roll hall of famer, whose sixth solo album this path to night is available now, please welcome, performing the title track, graham nash [ cheers and applause ] where are we going where are we going in my waking days of wonder all my ways of wrong and right with all thes dreams of clouds and thunder i wander down this path tonight all these dangers of destruction fill my breath with life and light i drink it deep and think about us on this path tonight this path tonight where will it lead me crumbling rock and stones on fire this path tonight you Better Believe it because im stumbling to my Hearts Desire on this path tonight i try to question all the answers try to answer all thats asked i try my best to be myself but wonder whos behind this mask ill take care of all my problems comfort in my souls delight i may not know just where im going but im on this path this path tonight where will it lead me crumbling rock and stones on fire this path tonight you Better Believe it im stumbling to my Hearts Desire what will i do with all these feelings will my heart behave tonight this time is not like any other will i flee or will i fight no one knows just how im dealing with this heart thats not for hire its got me rocking got me reeling and i feel like im on fire this path tonight where will it lead me crumbling rock and stones on fire this path tonight you Better Believe it im stumbling to my Hearts Desire on this path tonight where will it lead me crumbling rock and stones on fire this path tonight you Better Believe it im stumbling to my Hearts Desire on this path tonight this path tonight on this path tonight where are we going where are we going on this path tonight on this path tonight on this path tonight on this path tonight [ cheers and applause ] jimmy graham nash, everybody catch him on tour now. 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Thank you for watching have a great night hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight kenan thompson, from two broke girls, actress beth behrs, music from thomas rhett. Featuring the 8g band with eric kretz. [ cheers and applause ] dies and gentlemen, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Thats good to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. House Speaker Paul Ryan today defended himself against criticism from fellow republicans over his reluctance to endorse donald trump and said, quote, i just want to get to know the guy. Us, too, said eric and donald,