Make sure to join us [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Dakota JohnsonChloe Sevigny, musical guest, gaby moreno featuring oscar isaac, and the legendary roots crew questlove 1907 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my gosh hot crowd [ cheers and applause hot crowd thank you very much. Enjoy yourself, everybody. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home well, lets get right to it. Everyones talking about this Florida Governor ron desantis just dropped out of the 2024 president ial race [ cheers ] yeah, desantis knew it was time to go four months after the rest of us did [ laughter ] yeah, when he saw the latest polls, desantis clicked his high heels together three times and said, theres no place like home, theres no place like home, theres no place like home. He woke up in florida. Thats right, its been a real roller coaster ride for desantis but he said hes happy, cause at least with this roller coaster he was tall enough to ride [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] thats right, desantis is out. He knew it was time to go when his Campaign Headquarters was just him and a family of raccoons [ light laughter ] desantis met with his advisors, and they were like, ron, how do we put this theres a better chance of you being a judge on rupauls drag race than being president of the united states. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause is that a good way to put it . But thats right, ron desantis dropped out of the race. Its big news, a lot of people are speaking out about it. For example, this person said, i cant say im surprised. This person said [ light laughter ] this person said, i wish him all the best. [ light laughter ] and finally, this person said, bye, bitch [ laughter and applause what that person said that . Steve that person said that wow. Jimmy thats right desantis posted a video announcing that he was dropping out. And during it, he attributed a a quote about failure to winston churchill, but churchill never actually said it [ light laughter ] see, this is what happens when you ban textbooks. [ cheers and applause this is what happens its exactly what happens. Its exactly what happens. And then he said, now, if youll excuse me, as the great abe lincoln said, me want cookie. [ laughter ] meanwhile, desantis also endorsed former president trump. Man, politics are brutal [ scattered boos ] after dropping out of the race, you have to stand there and endorse the guy who called you meatball ron. [ laughter ] yeah, hows that feel . Speaking of trump, hes in a a dead heat right now with nikki haley in New Hampshire and you can tell its getting to him, cause he mispronounced her name and called her nancy pelosi [ laughter ] so now nikki haley is questioning trumps Mental Fitness, saying that he is just not at the same level as he was in 2016. [ light laughter ] yeah, you know, that reasonably, perfectly rational guy he was in 2016 [ laughter ] not him anymore. Its not him anymore, no [ cheers and applause yep, haley is capitalizing on concerns about trump and bidens Mental Fitness you can tell by her new campaign slogan, nikki haley i can drive at night. [ laughter ] i think haleys jabs about his Mental Fitness got to trump, cause the next day he said that he recently aced a cognitive test, and that his mind is stronger now than it was 25 years ago [ light laughter ] yeah, while sitting in the waiting room, trump found most of the hidden pictures in highlights magazine. [ laughter ] i found the seahorse. I found the seahorse. [ laughter ] people said it couldnt be done, but i found it. Its not great when youre constantly taking cognitive tests. You know its like youre doing one of those, am i depressed . Online quizzes every few months you probably are depressed, yeah [ light laughter ] yep, after mixing up nancy pelosi and nikki haley, trump wants to show that he is mentally fit he even released an attack ad on haley to prove it check it out Nikki Haley Says im not mentally fit but thats fake news because nicki minaj has no clue what shes talking about. [ light laughter ] if anyones unfit, its nick lachey. She might as well drop out, and no one even knows nickelback shes got no chance. So vote donald trump, not jonathan lipnicki. [ light laughter ] i repeat, vote desmond tutu not nick cannon. One more time. Vote danny trejo, not nintendo 64. Im daenerys targaryen, and i approve this massage [ cheers and applause jimmy hey, i saw that today is trump and melanias 19th wedding anniversary. They had a lovely dinner, some dessert, and then texted each other, happy anniversary. [ laughter ] the traditional 19th wedding Anniversary Gift is bronze, so trump just sent melania a selfie [ laughter ] more of a burnt orange [ applause ] bronze, bronzer. It doesnt matter, yeah. Well, some news from overseas i read that Vladimir Putin will soon visit north korea better book his flight soon, cause once march hits, north korea is spring break central. [ light laughter ] switching gears, last night in buffalo during the chiefsbills game, travis kelce scored a touchdown, and the cameras caught his brother, jason, celebrating. Take a look at this. Travis has his first touchdown in eight games oh, theres his brother [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah yeah, sure [ cheers and applause yeah, sure, but when i did that at my kids music recital, i was causing a scene. [ laughter ] yep, taylor looked at him like, yeah, i made the right choice. All right, guys . [ laughter ] finally before we move on, id like to take a moment to thank some of our sponsors for tonights show they dont always fit in the commercial breaks, and we want to make sure we mention all of them its time for tonight show sponsors. [ cheers and applause tonight show sponsors tonight show sponsors jimmy frosted flakes, theyre grrrrfine. [ laughter and applause lysol wipes, were not rooting for another pandemic, but were not not rooting for one. 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We have a great show, Dakota Johnson is here [ cheers and applause Chloe Sevigny is joining us [ cheers and applause and we got music from gaby moreno featuring oscar isaac. Stick around well be right back with Dakota Johnson [ cheers and applause jimmy we say the same thing, its a jinx and we want a jinx okay. Jimmy all right. Should we put our hands together yes jimmy new years resolutions, ill count to three. One, two, three lose weight. Stop drinking [ laughter ] theres no surefire way to prevent accidents at work. So talk to your agent about workers comp insurance from pie. Or visit pieinsurance. Com and get a quote. Safety first, then pie insurance. New axe black vanilla . He like when i get dressed i live life with no stress he said thats my best flex new axe black vanilla. Get closer with the finest fragrances. Look whos auditioning for magenta status. Special rates at hilton hotels. Get a special rate on your hilton stay mom no need to audition. Introducing magenta status. Premium benefits from brands you love. You love pizza just as much as we love pizza, so were bringing you our favorite offer yet. For a limited time get a large onetopping pizza for only 8. 99 at papa johns. Better ingredients, better pizza. [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest stars in the new marvel movie, madame web, which is in theaters everywhere february 14th. Shes also hosting saturday night live this weekend with musical guest, Justin Timberlake. Everyone please welcome Dakota Johnson [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back please enjoy yourself. I i i im so happy that youre back on the show i love having you on the show. I love being on the show. Jimmy youre one of my favorite guests. This is your tenth appearance on the tonight show alone. Oh, my god. Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause youre like youre the greatest its your tenth appearance dont start. By the way, every time youre on the show, we start laughing so hard you start crying is it happening right now . [ laughter ] youre crying from laughing. But this is bizarre. Im crying i dont know what to do, what my bodys going to do. Jimmy but why . Why . Do i make my face makes you laugh . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you cant take me seriously at all it makes me laugh, and then it makes me cry. Jimmy yeah, it makes you cry. Yeah welcome to everyone elses life oh, my god. Jimmy yeah, its terrible. We actually put together a a supercut of every time this has happened during your past nine appearances take a look at this. Im going to start crying its a weird thing that happens to me. When i laugh a lot, i cry. Jimmy you can start crying you can how sa how sad this is what happened last time look thats real tears. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah heres Dakota Johnson and rebel wilson in how to be single. And i was thinking about, like, does it why do i always cry when i come on this oh, my god im really crying now. Jimmy okay this is the worst cry ive ever had on this show. Jimmy you got em [ laughter ] well, look at that youve got em. [ laughter and applause jimmy i didnt know i dont remember that last one i just love having you on. And just have a good time. Thats the best part thats why i love you. At least im consistent jimmy good keep yeah exactly. Be yourself. Yeah youre hosting saturday night live this weekend. This is your second time hosting. Yes jimmy yeah how does it feel yeah [ cheers and applause how does it feel now coming back are you a little more used to it are you less nervous you were great last time thank you i am the same amount of nervous. Jimmy you are . Im so excited though jimmy did you have a good experience i loved it so much that i was like, ill do this. Ill just be on the cast ill quit my jimmy you wanted to join the cast yeah. Jimmy yeah i was like, ill quit my job and just do this every every day. Jimmy they all love you there. And, of course, Justin Timberlake is musical guest. Yeah. Jimmy this is a giant [ cheers ] its a big deal jimmy its a big deal. Its massive its a big deal jimmy yeah i heard his record thats cool i didnt [ light laughter ] jimmy its pretty cool we hang out and stuff. [ laughter ] were you just going to get a sharpie . Jimmy i was going to get a a sharpie and pretend it was, like, a cigarette or something [ light laughter ] but i dont smoke. I dont smoke. Its cool jimmy its cool. Were good we hang out. But i dont even know how to hold a cigarette im actually bad i dont smoke at all me neither. Jimmy yeah, i dont even really so anytime i do a scene or a a sketch where im holding a a cigarette, its so obviously bad. Yeah, cause thats not how you hold it. Jimmy yeah, which would be the lit end at this point . [ exhaling ] its like, thats not how you smoke. But then i was like maybe, you know those guys that hold it like that oh, yeah. Jimmy like, if its cold outside. Thats very manly, yes. Jimmy yeah, but its dangerous cause the heated part is there. Yeah. But they dont care because their hands are so callous jimmy callous, yeah, from hard work. Yes jimmy ive never worked a day in my life this is sad. [ laughter ] feel my hands. Theyre very soft. Yes, they are jimmy yeah, very soft. Not calloused jimmy no, not at all i mean manicured almost. [ laughter ] jimmy almost i mean, ive walked around with a microphone my whole career thats all ive done yeah, standup not really hard work at all. I want to talk to you about this because you made headlines recently about its always something so silly its always something jimmy silly. I know. Jimmy but its always something that always makes me laugh. At one point it was, like, something about limes or something. You were allergic, but you werent. But you remember that do you remember that whole thing . Yeah, no one would let me forget it. Jimmy sorry to bring it up again. Especially you. Jimmy i know but i love it. Its so funny to me. But then this one, its the best Dakota Johnson likes to sleep for 14 hours a night. [ light laughter ] the wall street journal. Thats a long time to sleep. I didnt even say that like that jimmy thats a long time to you like to sleep 14 hours thats wow. No, i said that i could easily sleep 14 hours. But i dont, like, demand it [ laughter ] im not a monster. Jimmy but then all these other people picked up i have a job. Jimmy i know but look everything bazaar, page six [ laughter ] usa today. It started a whole debate. Is that too much sleep . Is that enough who gets to do this . No one sleeps why is sleep bad . Like, why . Leave me alone [ laughter ] im just asleep. [ cheers and applause jimmy we love to sleep im literally doing nothing jimmy trying to think if i ever slept for 14 hours. Im just sleeping jimmy no thats too much. You cant have that jimmy yeah, and you cant be spreading that out. Yeah, 14 hours that would be fantastic if i slept 14 hours i would love that. I dont have to take anything to sleep like that either i can just sleep like that i think if i took, like, an ambien jimmy yeah i think id wake up next year [ laughter ] jimmy like, a zzzquil or Something Like that. No. Jimmy youre like, dude, what year is it . No, no. Jimmy yeah, you cant do that stuff no. Jimmy im im im a pretty good sleeper. Yeah, i can sleep anywhere i could take a nap right now great me too jimmy really yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy i cant do it. I cant do it. Im sorry. Thats why im not in movies all right, come on all right, i want to talk about this youre in a giant new marvel movie, giant [ cheers and applause madame web, february 14th, valentines day. Madame web. This is a giant deal i know. Jimmy marvel is a this is massive i am so excited jimmy they dont fool around, marvel no, they dont. Jimmy and a lot of secrecy around marvel movies like, youre not allowed to say or nod your head or do anything to the things i say to this movie. [ light laughter ] which which you, of course, are the star in. And, of course, we know the secret, of course. Yeah okay. Jimmy just say it. The secret what happens when the credits finish uhoh. Uhoh. I can say things. There are things that i can say. Jimmy you can what can you say about this movie essentially madame web is a stand alone universe, stand alone world. Jimmy mmhmm shes a new shes a superhero that exists in the comics jimmy mmhmm but, what, are you going to do a press release [ light laughter ] are you going to leak it are you going to leak it to, like, fandom. Net jimmy im writing notes. Shes clairvoyant jimmy uhhuh, shes clairvoyant. And i think that its the coolest thing in the world to take this seriously. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah no. Jimmy yeah wrong movie jimmy well, look im just saying, theres got to be something about [ cheers ] all right. You you heard it here first, everybody. [ cheers and applause im just saying, i heard rumors madame web madame web takes place jimmy its her own thing its her own world. Jimmy do we know what year it is . Its 2003 jimmy ooh, thats interesting. So, its before spiderman even existed jimmy ahahaha so, he will not be in this movie. But [ light laughter ] jimmy 2003, you say . 2003. Jimmy yeah, so no such thing as spiderman no such thing and its the [ laughter ] jimmy i just find that very interesting. Sorry. She its a superhero world jimmy what were you about to write from a female perspective. [ cheers and applause jimmy okay and its jimmy and who are the other who are the other costars in this film . The costars are sydney sweeney jimmy we love sydney sweeney [ cheers and applause we love sydney. Celeste oconnor jimmy yeah [ applause ] and isabela merced. And they are fabulous people jimmy are you excited that people are going to dress like you for halloween . Little girls and little boys people who want to be you will be you for halloween that would be very cool jimmy is that a thats a i would love that i mean, that has happened. Kids dress up as me for halloween every year [ laughter ] its a popular costume what do you dress up as jimmy what do i dress up on halloween . Im just bad at halloween. I have to explain my costume and stuff. Its just too much i dont do it anymore. Too much work. I once had a really good costume. Jimmy was it a couples costume or a single solo costume . It was a solo costume jimmy what were you . I dressed as steve jobs, and i carried a blow drier [ cheers ] jimmy okay perfect. You were steve jobs [ bleep ] job jimmy no, they got it. [ cheers ] this half this half got it. Last time, you were excited about going into this movie, and i said, are you going to do your own stunts . Yeah. Jimmy and you go, of course im going to do you were looking forward to this yes jimmy did it are you excited that you did your own stunts i actually you know, theres a lot of driving in the movie. And my character, cassie, does a lot of driving and i did some stunt training for driving. And i, like, loved it so much, and i learned how to do some crazy things that they actually didnt let me do in the movie, which was so annoying. [ light laughter ] jimmy but you brought an exclusive thing just for us. I did i brought a video of some of my training jimmy thats what friends are for. [ applause ] what are we about to see should we just show it just show it. This is a little bit of stunt rehearsal. Jimmy this is training action training. Rehearsal for madame web. Jimmy vehicle. [ tires screeching ] what are you kidding me that might be perfect jimmy oh, come on [ cheers and applause i mean, come you just nailed that i know. Jimmy wait, thats a thats a skill thats how i Parallel Park now. [ laughter ] jimmy i love that. I want to show a clip. Heres Dakota Johnson in madame web. Take a look at this. [ screaming [ heartbeat [ screaming announcer if you see something suspicious, find a a member of the mta staff. Get up. Get off, get off get up me . Go, get off youre going to die if you stay here get up are you threatening us . Get up. Hey, give me that back. Hey, give me that back [ dramatic music ] jimmy ooh its gonna to be good. [ cheers and applause wow Dakota Johnson, everybody. Madame web is in theaters february 14th. Get your tickets tonight dakota and i are doing something fun when we come back stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause jimmy it sold out, and i was like, dude, this is so cool and fun. 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Right heah i feel like we have a good connection, okay and right now, id like to see you play a game that can prove that we have a good connection its time for the jinx challenge. Here we go [ cheers and applause jjjin jjjinx challenge jimmy now, heres how it works. We read a category from the card, then count to three and both Say Something in that category at the same time. Then we say the same if we say the same thing, its a a jinx and we want a jinx okay. Jimmy all right. Should we put our hands together yes [ light laughter ] jimmy okay ready, the first one is new years resolutions. Ill count to three. New years resolutions one, two, three. Stop drinking jimmy lose weight. [ laughter ] i did say okay. That was good. Now we have to do another one but it has to be a different answer okay. Jimmy new years resolutions. Hold my hand. Jimmy okay, yes. [ light laughter ] one, two, three. Work out. Jimmy go to the gym. Yes that counts. [ bell dinging ] go to the gym, work out. [ cheers and applause that counts we got it. Now we got the connection. That that works work out, go to the gym. This is it so you see how the game works . Yes jimmy i dont know if this is part of the game. I might have made that up with our hands touching [ light laughter ] i think it works. Jimmy that might not be part of the thing. Okay it helps, right . Yeah. Jimmy okay, lets try another one. Ready . [ light laughter ] types of spiders. One, two, three. Both tarantula jimmy okay [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause jimmy we got two jinxes, this is a record tarantula jimmy tarantula. Tarantula. Tarantula jimmy tarantula. All right. Ready . Audience tarantula [ laughter ] jimmy sir, you have it you made her cry you made her cry you did it [ laughter and applause cry laugh, thats [ cheers and applause that was bizarre that was insane. Already, people are doing already, people are doing our tarantula character. [ light laughter ] tarantula. [ laughter ] already, people are doing our character. Oh, my god, im dying jimmy i know, i love it, that was really funny. That was that was jimmy here so funny [ laughter ] jimmy that was funny oh, my god. Jimmy good, good, im happy. All right, good. All right. We have two jinxes two jonx [ light laughter ] here we go, ready . Im not im not well [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, you are. Okay. Jimmy caffeinated drinks. Its interesting aah. [ light laughter ] okay, ready . One, two, three. Coffee. Jimmy red bull [ audience ohs ] i thought you were going opposite i thought thats why we took that extra beat there. cause coffee would have been all right, so now we cant say coffee or red bull okay. Jimmy caffeinated drinks. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy one, two wait [ light laughter ] well caffeinated drinks, okay [ light laughter ] one, two, three. Monster [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] monster . [ sad tuba ] monster . Were you going to say Monster Energy drink [ laughter ] what were you going to say it starts with an m. I was going to no, i just couldnt get words out. Jimmy mm matcha okay, yeah, yeah i think we lost that jinx. We lost that one that one jimmy we have two caffeinated beverages we could not get. Monster Energy Drinks . I dont know im thinking of caffeinated drinks tea would have been acceptable, judges tea [ bell dings ] jimmy there you go they judges would have accepted tea [ light laughter ] you ready . Desserts. [ light laughter ] one, two, three. Both ice cream [ cheers and applause [ bell dinging ] jimmy i really, i dont know why, i stopped myself i was going to say cheesecake. And i go, why would you say cheesecake . But i just felt like saying it, but i said ice cream im glad. Jimmy okay, we got it. All right, so far this is amazing. Yeah, ready for this doing good. Jimmy here we go take this seriously. Okay. Jimmy superheroes. [ audience ohs ] one, two, three. Both madame web. 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Do we finally have it . Lets go back to the beginning. Are you. Your electric future. Customized. The fullyelectric audi q4 etron. You love pizza just as much as we love pizza, so were bringing you our favorite offer yet. For a limited time get a large onetopping pizza for only 8. 99 at papa johns. Better ingredients, better pizza. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is an oscarnominated actress, who stars in the new fx series, feud capote vs. The swans, which premieres january 31st and streams the next day on hulu please welcome, Chloe Sevigny. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy come on thats Chloe Sevigny, right there. Chloe, welcome back. Thanks for having me. Jimmy you look great, bud. Its been a while since you were on the show and baby is now . Baby is now 3 and a half, pain in the ass. [ laughter ] jimmy is it everybodys like, have a a baby its the greatest thing in the world. And its great and theres the honeymoon period and then 2 comes around and then 3, and youre like jimmy its worth it. He never leaves. Hes just here all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, hes always he doesnt have a job. He doesnt do anything i have to discipline him. What a nightmare jimmy oh, stop it. Its like the wor i mean, i love him jimmy what is he into . Hes really into frozen, as they all are. A lot of friends were like, dont introduce it. [ laughter ] dont even start. Jimmy yeah because once they get into it, it never ends. Jimmy but how do you not introduce frozen . I mean, theres plenty of ways you just never show it jimmy i guess. You never show it, but the kids gonna find frozen. But he found out a bout it. Its frozen 24 7 frozen one, frozen ii. Jimmy frozen ii is just as good as one he asked santa claus for an elsa doll and the horse, nokk, i believe. I have to ask him. But yes, hes very into firefighters, obviously. Marshall, the paw patrol station. Now he gets elsa out on nokk, the horse, to throw ice at the fire lets get her involved jimmy thats what im talking about. Get elsa into paw patrol. Shes fighting those fires. Jimmy well, best to the baby thank you jimmy i want to talk to you about this cause i saw this online was it last year or Something Like that. Someone a Skateboard Company was selling a skateboard with a picture of your High School Yearbook picture on it [ light laughter ] that did happen yeah a couple of times, yes jimmy yes. Now, did you know about this of course i had to give them my blessing, permission, you know jimmy yeah, of course. But did you know who this person was i do, yeah. Jason dill he was a very famous pro skater he was on the osbournes, painted as like the fup, you know, friend of jack, if anyone remembers. Jimmy yeah, of course. Seems like a young crowd, but jimmy no, yeah, i love the osbournes. Anyways, he started his own Company Called fing awesome, and they do these boards where they put all the pro skaters, like, School Photos on them. And he saw my high School Portrait and he said, oh, my. Its amazing can we put it on a skateboard . And i was like, im not a pro skater, but, you know, im pro skaters. So, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah youre actually pro skaters. Yeah, of course. You no, its but it sold out in like seconds. Its like seconds jimmy its like the hottest thing in the world but you brought us one tonight so we can look at it [ cheers and applause look at this look at come on is that the best [ cheers and applause how cool are you come on is that the best its pretty flattering. You know, we need more girls in the skateboard world jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause yes jimmy it sold out, and i was like, dude, this is so cool and fun. I was like, oh, my gosh, if they need if they need another one, im just saying, this ones pretty good too this ones Still Available awe [ cheers and applause jimmy this one yikes. Look at that look at that terrible what was he trying to do there wow is that senior jimmy when you skate fast enough the wispiness flies off the side of this wispy yeah, wispy mustache yeah, i it was senior year. Gosh, the whole thing was a mistake. Yeah, oh, my gosh. Youre very iconic here in new york city, and you have a great fashion sense. We love you. [ cheers and applause but i read about this thing recently that you did something where you gave away your clothes or you sold your clothes. Yeah, i had a big closet purge. And thousands of pieces. I didnt even know it was enormous. And kids, like, lined up, like, overnight. Jimmy people lined up around the block blocks and blocks jimmy but you werent supposed to be there it was just your clothes no, i think maybe they had an idea that id, you know, make an appearance but a lot of kids came and they, like, came up afterwards and like, we didnt want to buy anything we just came to like hang out in the scene and like check out and meet meet people. It was like a festival it was wild. [ light laughter ] jimmy but people came, and you didnt leave you stayed and took pictures with everybody, and said hi to everybody. I stayed and stood on those feet, yeah, like 15hour day jimmy yeah and then, like, saw people leave with your clothes. I did and then, now ive seen like so many kids in the street, like a girl wearing my shoes came up look, im wearing your old celine blah blah blahs. Im like, oh, cute. They look great. Do you like them . I love them i wear them every day. Jimmy no way ive seen morrissey a few weeks ago, and there was a kid wearing a denim jacket that i had sewn like an old morrissey tshirt on the back. We took a picture together, like jimmy are you kidding me its insane everywhere, i saw tommy dorfman, and she had, like, one of my old chanel purses that i had bought at like a thrift store years ago. It was just like jimmy didnt Olivia Rodrigo just have something on she was wearing like a vintage versace dress that i had. Yes. Jimmy this is wild. Jimmy i mean, come on. Thats so bizarre, bud i have a lot of reach in the fashion world. Jimmy you always dress yeah but you have a lot of cool stuff. Im coming to the next one, by the way. I want to talk about this new ryan murphy jam. This is feud capote vs. The swans. I loved the other feud he did. But this one, Truman Capote can you explain what the swans are and what this whole scene is the swans were a group of kind of socialites in new york city, actually the world over and Truman Capote befriended them all you know, they were very glamorous ladies, fashionable, and kind of precursors to influencers. They, you know, kind of sold this idea of glamor and fame jimmy yeah and he befriended them all because he was very attracted to power and beauty and glamor and then, he wrote a story throwing them all under the bus. Yes, that he published in esquire magazine and then, it came out in a book called answered prayers. And so jimmy that was the end immediately yeah jimmy cut off. Cut off yes. Jimmy what a crazy awesome cast this is, by the way naomi watts, demi moore, diane lane, calista flockhart, Molly RingwaldMolly Ringwald. [ cheers and applause jimmy did you freak out . I mean, samantha, sixteen candles. Jimmy i mean, come on. And clair, Breakfast Club. Jimmy Breakfast Club i mean shes coming pretty in pink. I only worked with her a couple days on set, but the first day on set when i worked with her, we sat down, and i just lost it i started crying uncontrollably and like, my costar, tom, who plays capote is like, whats going on is everything okay . I was like, were sitting with molly r like, molly i know the cast is incredible, but like molly, to me, was just everything she was my whole world when i was young. And a friend of mine had her autograph, and i was so envious. I was like, oh, god, she has her autograph on her wall. Jimmy yeah and now im working with her. Jimmy yes, thats exactly right [ cheers and applause did you did you get to tell her . She was sitting right there shes like, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy calm down we have to act together. All right. Calm down. Shes like, ive done other things, too. Jimmy shes the best i know, yeah come on. Shes coming on our show thursday oh, i cannot wait for this i want to show a clip. Heres Chloe Sevigny in feud capote vs. The swans. Take a look. All it is, is a collection of cruel scalpel cuts without the benefit of anesthesia. It may be that it is art, and some day it will be accepted as that, but it seems too high a price to pay for me. And i cant understand how it seems worth it to you. Is this what you wanted to be vilified, banished no, of course not i miss babe. Im trying very hard to reconstitute myself. I am trying, and drinking very little, and pulling myself back together and i keep trying to apologize, but she wont take my calls. Is there anything you can do can you talk to her . God, i worry about you, truman [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, come on love and betrayal jimmy love thats it, yes. Love and betray Chloe Sevigny. Feud capote vs. The swans premieres january 31st at 10 00 p. M. On fx well be right back with more tonight show. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause hold on youre still purchasing your lenses from your optometrist . 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