Youre supposed to threaten people with things they dont want. [ laughter ] during his lunch with republican senators today, President Trump said that the only thing democrats are good at is screaming everyone is going to die. [ light laughter ] whereas republicans are the only ones who know how to get it done. [ laughter and applause ] not all talk. During his lunch with republican senators today, President Trump said that he is sitting in his office with a pen in hand ready to sign a healthcare bill. And im just saying, this would be a great time for someone to walk in there with a resignation letter. [ cheers and applause ] oh, no. According to the hollywood reporter, a movie studio recently chose not to feature Vladimir Putin as a character in an upcoming movie, over concerns that russia could hack their studio in retaliation. Even more interesting, this was the movie. [ laughter and applause ] a new poll found that 32 of americans who voted for President Trump said they dont believe that donald trump, jr. Met with a russian lawyer last year. What . Thats an established fact. Thats like not believing in global warm oh, okay. Yeah, all right. [ laughter ] i get it. Thats a thing. Thats a thing you do. [ applause ] Chris Christie caught a foul ball at a new york mets game last night. Which would have been impressive if he hadnt closed down citi field for it. [ laughter and applause ] thats my favorite graphic of the year. I want that. Thats a new yorker cover. Thats how good that is. Thats my highest praise. Something thats good enough to be a new yorker cover. [ light laughter ] in case you were wondering how in the bubble i am. Thats new yorker cover good. [ light laughter ] thieves in germany reportedly stole 500 cases of urinal cakes from the back of a truck last week. This is not a laughing matter, said germans about everything. A wisconsin man was arrested for drug possession last week, after he called police to report bad meth. So at the very least, it was decent meth. [ laughter ] a washington, d. C. , company is investigating an incident where its Office Building security robot fell down some stairs and drowned itself in a nearby fountain. [ light laughter ] and this is sad it even left a note. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, photo sharing app instagram recently announced that soccer is now the most popular sport on the app. While the most popular sport on facebook is still all caps racism. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. We have from the very funny new movie girls trip Queen Latifah is here. How about that . [ cheers and applause ] she stars alongside Kumail Nanjiani in a great new film the big sick. Zoe kazan is here. [ cheers and applause ] and he is the founder of barstool sports. Dave portnoy is joining us. Were gonna talk about sports [ cheers and applause ] and pizza which is very exciting, because those are two great things. Before we get to all that, President Trump tried once again today to revive his partys failed healthcare bill, and whether or not he succeeds, the state of the bill and the way we got here tell us a lot about how his agenda will fare going forward. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth six months into trumps presidency, his Approval Ratings are at record lows and his agenda has stalled. But one thing thats very impressive about trumps presidency so far is that things continue to get weirder. Just in the last week, weve learned that the president wants a seethrough border wall, kid rock is running for senate, and this is the guy who tried to help don jr. Collude with the russians. For real. [ applause ] and the weirdness seems to be permeating everything in washington. Just take California Republican congressman dana rohrabacher, one of trumps staunchest allies. Yesterday at a hearing on nasa, he asked a panel of scientists this very bizarre question about the possibility of life on mars. I ask permission for one minute for this question. And that is, you have indicated that mars had a was totally different thousands of years ago. Is it possible that there was a civilization on mars thousands of years ago . So the evidence is that mars was different billions of years ago, not thousands of years ago. Well, yes. And there would be theres no evidence that im aware of that would you rule would you rule that out . See, theres some people well, anyways i would say that is extremely unlikely. Seth look look at that scientists face. He sounds polite, but that is extremely unlikely is definitely scientist for bitch, you cray. [ laughter and applause ] now now in rohrabachers defense, he was given the question by his aide, 12yearold boy. [ laughter ] whats that, excuse me . Ask him if the moon is made of cheese. [ light laughter ] if i could get one more minute. But things just kept on getting weirder on tuesday because we got more information on the ongoing saga of trumps ties to russia. Earlier this month, trump met with Vladimir Putin face to face for the first time at the g20 summit in germany. Now, that meeting which took over two hours, we know about. But yesterday we learned there was a second, undisclosed, hourlong meeting with putin during dinner at the summit. A political scientist who first broke the news and heard about the meeting from other World Leaders who were there said, pretty much everyone at the dinner thought this was really weird, that heres the president of the united states, who clearly wants to display that he has a better relationship personally with president putin than any of us. Hey, man, whats the matter of you . Youre being investigated for colluding with russia. Is this your idea of playing it cool . Youre like a bank robber who goes out the next day and buys a ferrari with a bank robber vanity plate. [ laughter and applause ] but of course of course the biggest blow to the Trump Administration yesterday was the collapse of the gop healthcare bill in the senate. Now, its important to remember that no healthcare bill is truly dead until republicans no longer control congress, but this latest failure tells us a lot about how the gop agenda will fare going forward. Because remember, trump never campaigned on actual policy. He made vague, outlandish promises assuring his supporters that everything would be great without getting into specifics. He basically campaigned like he was Rodney Dangerfield in caddyshack. Hey, everybody, were all going to get laid [ cheers ] [ laughter and applause ] seth get america laid again. The reason trump voters were willing to believe him when he said he would give them great healthcare, or great tax reform, or a great infrastructure bill is that they saw him as the ultimate deal maker. We need a president thats gonna be able to make deals, great deals. I want to make great deals, thats what it is. For the people. If you cant make a good deal with a politician, then theres something wrong with you. Youre certainly not very good. If we had somebody that could get people into a room, sit down for two hours and knock Heads Together and get a good deal done. I do hundreds of deals. The deals come out of my ears. Seth so come on down to crazy dons mattress warehouse. The deals come out of my ears [ laughter and applause ] thats right, the deals come of out his ears, the words come out of his mouth, but sadly the ideas, thus far, only come out of his ass. [ laughter and applause ] so through all of the promises through all of the promises of great healthcare that would be so easy and cheaper and cover everyone, voters were willing to believe trump because he told them he could cut a deal. Fast forward to tuesday, and this will shock you, trump was singing a different tune. Ive been saying that, mike, i think youll agree, for a long time. Let obamacare fail. Itll be a lot easier. And i think were probably in the position, where well just let obamacare fail. Were not going to own it. Im not going to own it. Seth thats right, if it fails, he wont own it. Which, of course, is the opposite of his business slogan, if i own it, it will fail. [ laughter ] now, ultimately the bill collapsed because republicans only had 52 votes in the senate and lost at least four of them, if not more. And yet when he spoke about healthcare yesterday, trump argued he should actually get credit for even getting that many votes. We are 52 people, we had four nos. Now, we might have had another one somewhere in there, but essentially the vote would have been pretty close to, if you look at it, 48 to 4. Thats a pretty impressive vote by any standard. And yet you have a vote or 48 to 4 or Something Like that, and you need more, thats pretty tough. Seth hes like someone complaining about a bad beat in blackjack. I had 20, which is the second best hand you can have. And the dealer had 15, but then he got a 6. Thats 21, so i lost, but only by one card, which is impressive by any standard. [ laughter ] so trump said he wanted repeal and replace, then shifted to just repeal, and then again shifted to let obamacare fail all in the span of a day. And then he changed his position yet again today, less than 24 hours after those comments, telling senators they shouldnt leave d. C. For their august recess, until theyve come up with a plan to repeal and replace obamacare. I dont think we should leave town unless we have a Health Insurance plan. We have to stay here. We shouldnt leave town. And we should hammer this out and get it done. Seth we . Because i cant imagine youre staying in town this weekend. [ light laughter ] you travel more than the travelocity gnome. [ laughter ] of course, trump is the one, along with the rest of the republican party, who promised that he would repeal and replace obamacare with Something Better and cheaper. It would cover everyone. It would be easy to pass, so what was he doing on monday as the bill was collapsing . He was at the white house sitting in a fire truck. Wheres the fire . Seth wheres the fire . Youre the fire. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] everything you touch turns to ash. Thats why you look like a fat match. [ laughter ] incidentally, this is actually the second time trump was playing with a big truck while a gop healthcare bill was collapsing, because in march on the day the House Republicans pulled the first version of their original healthcare bill, trump was also pretending to drive a big truck outside the white house. So if north korea fires its nukes and you see trump pretending to drive an 18wheeler, get in the basement. [ laughter ] but of course, trump doesnt bear the blame alone for this failure. Senate republicans tried to rush this bill through in secret, without Holding Hearings or consulting experts, or even members of their own party, and that process came back to bite them. But even when they werent hiding the bill, or lying about it, senators were doing everything they could to avoid answering questions about it. For example, the senate actually has its own subway to take members back and forth to votes. And in the wake of the bills collapse, some senators decided they would rather brave those tracks, than talk to reporters. Kansas senator jerry moran, one of those key republicans saying he wont vote for it. Moran stopped to talk to some reporters in the capitol today, but after several minutes, he made a run for it. Photographers capturing this image, the senator hopping the tracks of the Senate Subway to get around a large group of reporters. Seth thats right, he jumped on to the subway tracks. [ light laughter ] but the craziest thing about that picture, look how clean that subway is. If the senate really represented the american people, that subway would have a steel drum player, someone peeing in the corner, and oh, yeah, the train wouldnt work. [ laughter and applause ] ultimately ultimately what doomed this bill was very simple, it was massively unpopular with insurers, hospitals, doctors groups, patients groups. Virtually every Healthcare Organization in the country came out against it. Trump was never able to convincingly campaign for it, because he had no idea what it did. But interestingly, he did actually accomplish Something Else on healthcare that is very impressive. If you look at whats happening now according to this poll, this Washington Post abc poll, obamacare is more popular than ever. Its 50 prefer obamacare. 24 prefer the gop plan. Donald trump has done something barack obama was never able to do. Donald trump has made obamacare popular. [ laughter ] seth amazing. Amazing. [ cheers and applause ] all trump managed to do was make obamacare more popular. Although theres still one more provision they can add to make it even more popular. Hey, everybody. Were all gonna get laid [ cheers and applause ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Queen Latifah, everybody [ cheers and applause ] bill assumed his mayo was the best choice. 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We dont doubt it. We own it. Special k. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. And please give it up the 8g band right over there. [ cheers ] and sitting in with the 8g band this week, he was the drummer for the legendary jeff buckley and is currently playing for st. Vincent. His solo album indweller is available now at cdbaby. Com. Matt johnson is here, everybody. Thank you so much for being here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] its good to be here. Thank you. Seth our first guest tonight is a grammy and emmy winner as well as an oscarnominated actress. You know her from such films as chicago, bringing down the house, and hairspray. She stars in the new film, girl trip, which is in theaters friday. Lets take a look. How long has it been since you got that back blown out . I dont know, two years, maybe. Wait. Since terence . I dont know. I mean, take a vigorous spin class, i read really intense erotica, and i invested in a very powerful detachable shower head, which has been very good to me, mind you. Okay, that story just put me into menopause. Seth please welcome to the show, Queen Latifah, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . [ cheers and applause ] good. Im good, everybody. Seth we were talking backstage. Its so wonderful to see you again. We first met here in this building when you hosted snl. And it was a great episode. I remember so many things about it. It was so much fun. What do you remember . Seth well, i remember baby k. Do you remember baby k . Yes, i remember baby k. Seth baby k, jeff richards, a funny comedian, played a rapper. He was a baby rapper and you were his manager. Yes. And producer, kind of Missy Elliott style. Seth yeah. I remember this song he sang. He was like this baby rapper and he sang this song. He said, im pottytrained, im pottypottytrained, check my effing diaper cause its mother effing clean. [ laughter and applause ] who writes that . Thats crazy. Seth i remember. Now i have a baby and i remember a line of yours, and i cannot tell you how often i use, which is he fussy, cause he a baby. [ laughter ] so my wife will say, hows the baby . Im like, he fussy, cause he a baby. [ laughter ] so much fun. Seth so this film is so fun. Its you and three other great actors. One of them is jada pinkett smith. And you guys have known each other forever. Yes, we have. We started back in wow, weve known each other actually since i was 17. Seth oh, my goodness. Yes, jada introduced me at my first live show. Seth wow. Which was in baltimore. I was just the rapper Queen Latifah. Matter of fact, my name wasnt even Queen Latifah yet. It was just latifah. Seth wow, and when did you get promoted . [ laughter ] i got promoted when they pulled out that big, thick contract. We have to elevate her. Queen for shes Queen Latifah of the latifi. Seth there you go. Another one from our show. That was so funny. See, its hard to look at you because i keep thinking about that show. Seth i know. Well you have an incredible memory. Because that it was like 15 years ago. I know, but it was so funny. You came out and said who dare attack the latifians . [ laughter ] seth i was a very good actor. You were. I really wanted an army after that. It was crazy. Seth and jada and you did a film together in 95 . Yeah. Set it off. Set it off was our seth and that was a bank that was a heist film, a bank robber film. Four girls in that movie. Robin banks, you know. And we havent been onscreen in front of the cameras since then. We worked together for years. Seth you had a death scene in that film in 1995. I died really good in that one. Seth you really died really good. [ light laughter ] i died my ass off. Seth died your ass off. But now, is it true that maybe were not going to see that again because you now have a death clause in your films . You dont want to die in movies . I put a death clause in my contract right after that movie. I was like, wait a minute, im starting to die too good in these movies. If i die, i cant be in the sequel. Seth there you go. [ laughter ] that was a very that was a very smart no more dying. Seth there you go. I like your attitude going in to that. I died really good. I got ate by attacked by some squid under water and died under there. [ light laughter ] seth thats good. Then i got shot with a bunch of bullets. Seth is the squid your favorite . You think thats the best one . Its warm and cozy under there. It was pretty nice. Seth yeah, there you go. Thats nice to that if you go by squid, your last thought is, this is cozy. Yeah. [ laughter ] why am i all numb . Seth you shot in new orleans. Was it fun shooting in new orleans . It was during an actual festival, right . When you guys were down there . It was during the essence music festival, which happens every summer around the fourth of july and half a Million People descend on the city. Mostly women. Black women at that. And so it was like just this culture, this fun, all this music. Youre seeing, like, your favorite performers. Everybody from new edition, to puff daddy, to mariah carey, doug e. Fresh. You know, so we were shooting in all these scenes were creating, but its really their performances, their actual performances that were happening. So it was hard to concentrate. You wanted to kind of party. Seth well, i can also imagine it must be hard because you you must be so recognizable to everybody at a festival like that. Uh, yeah. Seth because you could just as easily be one of the people performing at it. Exactly. Seth so, how do people approach you all the time when you were in new orleans . Was it kind of constant . Oh, definitely. But, you know, people from new orleans are really cool. The tourists who came to town were probably more excited to see me. But, you know, the locals are like oh, hey, baby. You good . You need some they tell you where to get the good gumbo, the etoufee, and the drinks. I mean you got to love a town where you can get a drivethrough daiquiri. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] they got a drivethrough. Seth they figured it out. Im like, let me get this right. You can drive and then take this big old slushy of daiquiri . And shes legal . Okay. I love this place. Always have. But yeah, it was one scene we shot in the superdome while i think mariah carey was performing. And we were trying to figure out how to do this. We know we only have one, maybe, you know, two takes. By the third one, theres no way everybody is not going to recognize us. Seth oh, right. This is our fan base, you know what i mean . Seth sure. So we got away with the first one. The second one, we got like a jada or latifah by the third one, it was like, regina, jada, latifah wait, look here it was like so many camera phones pointed. We couldnt that was it. That was it. The jig is up. Seth well assume, when we see the film, the first take was the one you used. The first take was the one. Theres no way. Seth you talked about signing that first contract going from latifah to Queen Latifah. Do you remember, when success first came, do you remember the first thing you bought when you kind of signed that first big contract . We bought stupid stuff with the first money we got, i must say. You know, you give a 17yearold that kind of dough. Seth see, i had no money at 17. I was, like, later. I got like a flat screen and a couch. [ laughter ] thats a good thing to have at 17. Seth yeah, exactly. I gave i would always give a third to my mom seth oh, thats nice. And a third to put away for taxes. Which was all right at the time. Works for trump. [ cheers and applause ] not for me. And so i would blow the other third because im 17. Seth what does a 17 i bought a jeep wrangler. Seth all right, thats good. And a gold tooth. Seth a gold tooth. [ laughter ] i always wanted a gold tooth. I was like, super hip hop kid back then. Seth yeah. And i couldnt afford a gold tooth or a gold chain. My brother and i would share the same chain that was really my mothers. [ light laughter ] so we circulated a lot of stuff like that. And i wanted a gold tooth. So i bought this, like, cheap gold tooth at a kiosk in the mall. It didnt fit. You had to squeeze it to make it stick on and it would pop off. Pop out, and i had to stay like this to even use it. I lost that thing in a day. Im like, yo, forget this. This is dumb. Seth well, im glad you treated yourself. Thank you. And im glad things have continued to go so well. Its just always such a pleasure to see you. Thank you so much for being here. Glad to be here, seth. 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So if i yelled out like, youre amazing in bed that would be a heckle . Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle. Seth please welcome to the show, zoe kazan, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome to the show. How are you . Thank you. Im really good. How are you . Seth im great. This film is fantastic. I really enjoyed it. You and kumail are great together. And your mother had a really lovely tweet about this film right before he went and saw it. She did. Well, before she came with me to the premiere. I should say. Seth okay. So yes, you were going to the premiere. Right, right. Seth and she tweeted, and for everyone to see this, here it is. the big sick premiers in l. A. Tonight, and were going to watch our daughter zoe kazan have sex and be put in a coma. [ light laughter ] very pumped. [ laughter ] yeah, thats my mom. Seth very pumped. Is this typical for your mother . Yeah. Theyre very sex positive. Seth oh, thats good. [ light laughter ] you know, i grew up in a house where i was, like, totally allowed to watch anything with sex in it and nothing with violence in it. So they had their priorities straight, obviously. Seth this is good priorities, i will admit. Its really nice. You know, i feel like this is, like this was actually fairly light for them on the like sex meter in terms of seth yeah, because this is not i mean, this is not crazy sex scenes. I keep my shirt on. Seth yeah. And so they have seen the alternative to that . Yeah, yeah. The first play i did in new york so it was like a big deal, my offbroadway debut. Seth huge deal. I was 23. Right, i had a tenminute nude scene in it. Seth wow. Yep. [ light laughter ] ten minutes stark naked. Yeah. In like a 200person theatre. Seth right. So they came to see that. [ light laughter ] seth and just out of curiosity, were you did you want that . Did you want them to come . Because that is a big moment in your life as an actress. Yeah, totally. And i like, i mean, if your son someday, god forbid, decides that he wants to be an actor, like seth right. If he has massive seth yeah. You know. Seth a massive what . [ light laughter ] never mind. You know, moment in his life, you want to be there. Seth yeah, exactly. I feel like if they hadnt come like for the rest of my life, i would have been like, you didnt come. Seth thats great. So they came and they just took their glasses off. Seth oh, thats great. [ light laughter ] theyre incredibly nearsighted. Seth for those ten minutes it was you were a little blurrier. They were like, we loved it. Seth in general, i know both of your parents are screenwriters. Yeah. Seth so obviously they come from a world where im sure theyre selfcritical, im sure theyre also critical of other art. How are they giving feedback after plays . Yeah. Well, they used to come and, like first of all, theyre incredibly supportive, theyre very loving. I dont have any complaints, mom and dad. [ light laughter ] but they definitely would come and like afterwards, like wed have a drink and they would be like, oh, we loved it. Um, the second act its a little long, dont you think . [ light laughter ] and i would be like, yeah, yeah, totally. I do have to do this for another, like, six months, eight times a week. But yeah, that second act is so long. So then like eventually, like that happened enough that i just wrote them an email and said, okay, heres a script. This is what i want you to say after you come and see me in something. [ light laughter ] i want you to say, i love you. you were wonderful. Were so proud. and now thats what they do. Seth they do it . Yeah. Seth they did not fight that at all . Nope. Seth thats great. [ applause ] i do think they love it. Seth i think thats what i love. Because i do think sometimes parents in the same way want feedback and want to know because im sure it never struck them that you would personally take the fact that the second act was too long. Right, right. Seth and so, letting them know was giving them a gift there. It was. And it made our relationship i think a lot better. Seth thats great. Its great. Seth and now we script everything. Yes, yes. And like, you loved breakfast. We had a great time. Seth hi guys, heres my script for thanksgiving. [ light laughter ] i would love for you to start now. Exactly. Seth so this film is kumail and his wife emily wrote it. So kumail plays himself, but you play emily, who was also there. Was it strange for you to be, you know, with the actual husband playing the coscreenwriter in the proximity to her like that . Yeah. I feel like you know how they boil a lobster real slow . Seth yeah. Yeah, so we spent, like, four months together before we started filming, like doing improv sessions and rehearsing it. And i feel like i was like fully boiled by the time we started filming where i thought it was really normal. Seth oh, gotcha. Thats good to know. Right, i was like, you know, this is normal. Like its totally normal im making out with your husband and then were going to go and get some catering together. Seth oh, thats great. And the other thing is, you know, this movie is very funny. But we have this issue when kumail is here as well. It is about how she was in a coma. Right. Seth so you play a character, shes fine now, but you play someone who was in a coma. So you have a lot of coma performance in this film. Yeah, ton of coma acting. Seth you were fantastic. [ light laughter ] thank you, thank you. Seth did you how i sleep every night, so i have a lot of practice. Seth yeah, no, i could tell. I was like, this is a person whos done this before. Its like at least six hours. [ light laughter ] seth were there any because again, it looks easy, but im sure its very difficult. So hard. Seth was it hard to have to lie there all day while other people are acting around you . No, the only hard thing was that i was like strapped to all these machines. And they were like, you can get up, but youll like eat 30 minutes of our day and were like on a real time budget. Seth because they have to get you out of the wires and then get you back in. Yeah, they have to like take me off of like the heart stuff. Seth gotcha. So i just lay there while everyone had a great time, like getting snacks. I just like read my book. Seth but you cant complain about it, because there was a person who was in an actual coma. In an actual coma, exactly. Seth so you cant say, oh this fake coma is the worst. [ laughter ] totally, totally. I did a play with Peter Sarsgaard and he told me never to do a movie that takes place on a submarine because you just are, like, with people in a tight space for months. So like this is a lot better than acting like youre on a submarine. Seth yeah, exactly. Coma is better than submarines. Seth all right, coma beats submarine. That is a good yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth for young actors out there, coma beats submarine. Yeah. Seth thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me. Seth such a fan of you, and such a fan of the film. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for having me. Seth zoe kazan, everybody. The big sick is in theaters now. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] not to say any of this. Mushy garbage you know what . Im going for it. You are completely and utterly. Awesome. Im glad you showed up. In my life i think im about to cry. You better not. Every single time i. Get down you always have. My back my back its really hard to describe. Its like. 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You know, when i watch a tv show, i like to watch it all the way to the end, because i love to watch the closing credits. I like to know who worked on the production. And it turns out some shows have some surprising credits you may not have noticed. Were gonna take a look at some of them now, in a segment we call hidden credits. Seth all right, lets get started. First up, weve all seen diners driveins and dives, so i guess we probably shouldnt be surprised by this right here. There we go. Guy fieris hair styled by witnessing a traumatic incident as a child. [ laughter and applause ] makes a lot of sense. Next up, alaskan bush people is a reality show you may have seen on the discovery channel. But i wasnt expected to see this in the credits right here. Manscaping by brazilian bush people. [ laughter and applause ] the Oreilly Factor was a Television Show that recently wept off the air. I cant remember why. [ light laughter ] but i guess this shouldnt be too surprising right here. There we go. Makeup artist Name Withheld as part on an ongoing investigation. [ laughter and applause ] so all the signs were there if you look. Next up, king five morning news, the local morning newscast in seattle actually has closing credits. Here is something i did not expect to see right here. Meteorologists storm waters, thunder williams, old lightning hopkins, harvey hurricane goldberg, eddie blizzard, hailstorm, earthquake, drizzleferizzle, and jeff volcano. All their real names. [ applause ] actual names. American Ninja Warrior airs right here on nbc. Great show. But i bet you never know this right here. Ropes provided by randys ropes of ronkonkoma. And im also happy to say, randys ropes of ronkonkoma is now a sponsor of our show as well. Have you heard the noose . [ laughter ] all the other rope stores are afraid of us. Dont be a ropeadope, come to randys ropes of ronkonkoma. Other rope stores may have us beat. Knot. [ applause ] the handmaids tale is currently one of the biggest shows around the office water cooler. And check out this in the closing credits. Wardrobe designer mike pences imagination. The world the way he wishes it was. [ applause ] the Great British baking show might be the best thing on netflix, but have you noticed this in their hidden credits, right here . There we go, surplus cake eater brent suffolk. Thats right, theres so much left over cake from the show that they have to hire a guy to eat all of it. And we actually have a clip of brent suffolk at work. Lets take a look. Thats quite a lot of cake then, isnt it . [ laughter ] mmm. Mmm. Mmhmm. [ laughter ] mmm. [ humming ] [ laughter ] seth thank you for your service, brent. [ applause ] finally, even our show, late night with seth meyers has closing credits, but i had no idea about this right here. Underpaid closing credits supervisor jerry mcgee. Asshole seth meyers. That was hidden credits. Well be right back with dave portnoy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [intern] hey bradley, do you remember when i took your photo this morning . [boy] yea [intern] im afraid i have some terrible news. You have. Bug eyes here come the bugs ahh bugs everywhere uh oh, this little buggy got a lasagna. Percent of recurrent could be prevented with the right steps. And take it from me, every step counts. A bayer aspirin regimen is one of those steps in helping prevent another stroke. Be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. Degree ultracleardorant black white. S of clothes. No yellow stains on white clothes. No white marks on black clothes. Degree ultraclear black white. It wont let you down. You all the time. Ories am i going to pass away like my mom did . And so you know this is something thats important. Losing my mom to Heart Disease and then being diagnosed myself. Its like a war were trying to fight against these diseases. Resilience is in my dna. I wont die like my mom. Its a big challenge, but the challenge in itself is what keeps me going. I could really make a difference in these peoples lives. That would be my dream. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Our next guest is the founder and creator of the very popular blog barstool sports. Please welcome to the show dave portnoy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im good. How are you . Seth im good. Im very happy to have you here. So first of all, you tweeted when you were coming on the show. Thats right. Seth and i was very happy to see this. I felt like you didnt think we were going to talk much because you said, over under on how much time i get on seth meyers on wednesday. One minute. [ light laughter ] yeah, i thought that was seth that was the over under. Yeah, i was going with the under, too. Seth you took the under. But i should give you the under because you spelled seth meyers wrong. [ laughter ] i learned that after. Seth you learned that after. But the bummer is, its like right there in the listing. [ laughter ] spelling is the lowest form of human intelligence. [ light laughter ] its actually its a dead fact. Seth oh, thats a dead fact . Memorization and spelling. Seth memorization. Oh, so this is the act of this is an intelligent error. I tweeted about you multiple times since, and its corrected, so i learned from my mistakes. Meyers, its a weird way to spell it. Seth it is a weird way to spell it. I dont know if now it seems like youve made a mistake and youre attacking me for it. [ laughter ] thats how i tend to do it. Flip it on its head. Seth flip it on its head. So barstool sports, this is a very popular website, started as a print publication. Correct. Seth and when was that . When did you first start doing it . 2004. Seth 2004. And you started this, not just from a love of sports but also because you hated your job. Thats exactly right. Despised my job. Sales job. Nobody likes sales jobs. It was cold calling, its the worst. No guy likes that job. Seth and yet, you thought you could launch this thing. How did it first come about, that you first started writing about it was boston sports when you first boston sports. So i just bunch of different ideas. I thought i could do this one. I used to hand out a newspaper outside of subways. You know, like youd have Homeless People handing out newspapers. I would be screaming against them, take my paper, take my paper. Slowly morphed into a website. Seth and so 2004, obviously a very important time in the boston sports scene. And were you you were part of that . Id say i was at the forefront. Seth you were at the forefront. Im talking about the red sox breaking the curse. So its not only the red sox. Since barstool started, we havent had a championship i dont think since 86 with the celtics. Then i started barstool and now boston basically wins everything. Seth they win everything. I have to ask you this. Are you worried that this will be the greatest sports time in your life . Because it does strike me as unsustainable for boston sports fans for them to expect it to continue be this great. No, im beyond that. Seth youre beyond that . I actually think it can go on forever. Seth really . Yeah. I, like, legitimately do. I dont know what losing feels like. Seth wow. [ laughter ] now, do you know there was a time where boston sports fans like ourselves were sympathetic to the rest of the country. You know that time is over. Yeah, they dont like us anymore. Seth no, they dont like us. They hate us. Do you do with just curious, with us . Youre saying us as if seth well, i do not care for the patriots. Thats why i dont know if you can be an us. Seth yeah. Youre kind of like, youre a half half. Seth its interesting because, i grew up in New Hampshire. So you already dont think im an us. No, thats an us. Seth are you sure . Definitely an us. Seth because every time i go to boston, people are like, where are you from . And they act like New Hampshire is [ bleep ] california. [ laughter ] that is that is like somebody who would be from southy or charlestown to take that stuff real serious. Seth okay, gotcha. Youre more decent than that. Im a suburb guy, so New Hampshire is us. Seth okay, gotcha. But yes, no, im not us on the patriots. So i have to ask this for the next five years if you could only have one, brady or belichick . Belichick, no brainer. I thought of this question, its been asked a lot. Seth yeah. I dont think you can win i think belichick wins no matter where he goes. Seth yeah. Brady wins most places, but belichick is the guy. Belichick is the greatest who has ever done it. Hes a genius. And hed be the guy id pick. I think coach is the most important position. Seth thats why i think it might be sustainable. Its because you have a coach that looks to me about the exact same age as when he started. And he may never die. And if he does, hes going to be Like Star Wars like the emperor up in the sky. [ light laughter ] seth well then i think boston is in real trouble. The rest of the worlds in trouble. Seth the rest of the world is going to be the rebel alliance. You realize that thats whats gonna happen. I still will take our odds. [ light laughter ] seth okay, great. So your website, one of things you started doing is sort, like documentaries. Yup. Seth you did one on bills fans, Buffalo Bills fans. Yeah. Seth what did you find sort of alluring of the idea of talking about bills fans . Like buffalo people have nothing to live for except necessarily the bills. [ light laughter ] so they get so fired up for those football games. And they do things we were getting videos sent to us of people going through tables, jumping off roofs. Just doing things like are these people even human . Seth yeah. But theyre great people. Like we love bills fans. Theyre definitely barstool fans, stoolies. So we went down and just documented how they basically party for football games. And theres really nothing else like it on earth. Seth and is it of course, the difference between, you know, Patriots Fans and bills fan is how much good has happened for Patriots Fans and how little has happened for bills fans. Are you sort of do you find are you impressed with their passion, considering how bad its gotten . I am. Im impressed and im sympathetic. Theyre almost, you know, its like a little brother. You just kind of pat him on the head and be like, oh, thats cute. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] like watch them do the stuff. Thats kind of like for bills fans. Seth that will mean the world to them. Yeah, it is. Seth you do something on your website as well. You do one second pizza reviews. One bite. One bite. Seth one bite pizza reviews. And i would like to do this with you now. Your rating system, you do not do a one to ten. No, it is exactly a one to ten. Seth oh, you do do a tone to ten, im sorry. We go to one place every day. Ive been doing it since i moved to new york. A year and a half. One pizza place every single day. Seth gotcha. And then we give it a one to ten score. Seth whats your highest score . Have you given a ten . Its like figure skating. If you give a ten, then you cant go above a ten, so youre screwed. Seth gotcha. You cant do that. So never a straight ten. Seth okay, whats the highest youve gone . 9. 4. Seth okay, great. Lets do this. Now in fairness, its a little cold. So it may alter it a little bit. Seth okay, so thats like a level of difficulty that the judges have to take into much like figure skating. All right, here we go. Never bend those rules. And you gotta score. Seth 6. 2. [ light laughter ] see, i with this, 7. 2. Seth really . Yeah. Seth that was roses of penn station. All right, congratulations roses of penn station. [ applause ] all right. Have you had it in real life . Seth ive never had roses of penn station. Penn station is obviously trash, but that pizza is pretty good. [ laughter ] seth yes. I feel like they have another good pizza to not go to penn station to get a 7. 2. Its not that bad. Seth okay, here we go. [ light laughter ] one bite, Everybody Knows the rules. Seth youre taking so many other bites. [ laughter ] you do this on your videos. Your videos you say one bite and you eat the whole pizza. Smart guy, seth. [ laughter ] seth smart guy, there you go. The comedy business, thats like a schtick. Seth its not a schtick. Its an observation. [ light laughter ] very good, very good. Seth i give that a 6. 5. See for this one, ive had this before, too. This is like a 5. 8, but its the temperatures. Pizza arte, by the way. They have art, its like a whole experience. Its pretty good pizza. Seth wow. Cold hurts it a little bit. Seth cold hurts it a little bit. That was very unfair of us to do that. But thank you so much for being here. Thank you for showing me this incredible art form of onebite pizza. [ applause ] and congratulations on your website. Thank you. Seth dave portnoy, everybody. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ indistinct chatter ] [ intense music playing ] its here, but its going by fast. The opportunity of the year is back the mercedesbenz summer event. Get to your dealer today for incredible onceaseason offers, and start firing up those grilles. Lease the e300 for 569 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. What should i watch . Show me sports. Its so fluffy look at that fluffy unicorn hes so fluffy im gonna die your voice is awesome. The x1 voice remote. Xfinity. The future of awesome. You know what i could go for righhmmmw . Some sweet barbeque. over speaker or spicy we got a craving go go go crashing cravings in the crave van. Jacks gonna crash your crave here, try my barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger with your choice of sweet or spicy barbeque sauce topped with bacon and onion rings. Thanks jack. Ha ha piece of cake. Oh, jack you crave it, we serve it. My new sweet or spicy barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger and chicken sandwich. Crave van [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Queen Latifah, zoe kazan, dave portnoy, matt johnson, and the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] carson welcome to last call. I am your host, carson daly. Thanks for being here. And we are in the beautiful penthouse suite at the time new york hotel