[ applause ] seth hey, what are you doing . [ laughter ] as i understand it you were elected to bring jobs back to the u. S. Now, you dont want to let transgender kids use the bathroom of the gender they identify with . Do you think thats why the Auto Industry went to mexico . For the bathrooms . [ laughter ] first, you demonize muslims, then immigrants and now the transgender community. Hey, just because you want to bring back coal mining, doesnt mean you have to bring back everything from the 1800s. [ cheers and applause ] and hey, during the election, you told the Lgbt Community and i quote, i will fight for you. Did you not mean to include the word, for . [ laughter ] theres apparently [ cheers and applause ] theres apparently this fear that transgender kids are using it as a ruse to sneak into restrooms and grab people by the genitals but if youre looking for the kind of person who would do that, you need to look no further than the oval office. [ cheers and applause ] hes right there. And hey, melania, i know you wanted to work on an antibullying campaign, and now i know where you can start. This has been, hey. [ cheers and applause ] now, lets get to the news. The annual conservative Political Action conference began today. Here are some of the headliners. Its basically the nations largest gathering of before pictures. [ laughter ] a new poll has found that despite president trumps claims, only 24 of people see his white house as a finely tuned machine. Well, it may not be finally tuned but it is well oiled. [ laughter ] how are you going to do your hair today . Im going to put oil in it. Cool, ill do it, too. Well be hair twins. Dude, are you surprised dads president . Yeah. [ laughter ] White House Press secretary, sean spicer, yesterday denied that the administrations order revoking lgbt protections sparked a disagreement between attorney general, Jeff Sessions and educations secretary, betsy devos. Spicer also denied that he got his job after putting a quarter in a machine and whispering, i wish i were big. [ laughter ] a new report projects that by 20 20 the Legal Marijuana industry will create more than a quarter of a million jobs for people to be late to. [ laughter ] and finally, chlamydia has reportedly become a major threat amongst australias koala populations. Scientists first became aware of the problem after receiving a late night text. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she stars in the incredible new film, get out, you know her from, girls, our friend, Allison Williams is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and that film her film is fantastic. Very excited to talk to her about that. From the new web series drive share on go90 comedians, paul scheer and rob huebel are on the show. [ cheers and applause ] very good friends of mine. Im so excited theyre here. And author of the new comic novel the sell out paul beatty is here, everybody. Its a fantastic book. Awardwinning book. Before we get to all that good stuff, donald trump has spent a lot of time as president golfing and tweeting. Meanwhile, republican members of congress are in their home district facing down constituents angry over trump and the gops agenda. For more on this, its time for, a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth trump has spent a lot of time in his first month in office down at his private club in florida, maralago, away from washington and when he is at the white house, he always seems a little uncomfortable like today, when he held a round table meeting with Business Leaders and the ceo of the campbells soup company, introduced herself to trump. Thank you, mr. President. Denise morrison from campbells soup company. Good soup. [ laughter ] seth he talks to ceos the way i awkwardly talk to my aunt. Good soup. Nice weather were having. Meanwhile, members of congress are in their home districts right now meeting with constituents and look, its not easy being a member of congress these days, facing down angry voters at rowdy town halls, standing under those hot lights, getting yelled at by your constituents. Im sure theyd love to get out of there and just relax for awhile like this guy. As president , Donald Trumps visited two florida golf courses he owns near maralago. Nearly every weekend since taking office, playing six times so far. Seth you played golf six times in one month . Are you the president of the United States or a San Diego Dentist . [ laughter ] now, some of you might be saying but he criticized obama for golfing, what about that . Well, you are forgetting that when it comes to being a hypocrite, donald trump has a zero handicap. [ laughter ] hes the tiger woods of hypocrisy. [ cheers and applause ] now, most people, myself included, probably dont care that trump is golfing. But obviously hes a little embarrassed because the president s team has gone to Great Lengths to hide the fact that hes been playing golf from the public. On sunday for example, the white house claimed the president would spend the day in meetings but then a professional golfer blew trumps cover. Just this past sunday, the president teed it up with professional golfer, rory mcilroy, at Trump International. The golf blog, no laying it up, posted this picture from clear sports of mcilroy with the president at and their foursome at Trump International golf course. A white house spokeswoman told reporters sunday that the president played a couple of holes. Then, after learning that mcilroy had shared the president played 18, the spokeswoman explained the president intended to play a few holes and decided to play longer. Seth no one plays a few holes of golf. [ laughter ] anyone up for four holes . The only person i ever met who only played a few holes of golf is me, after my dad shanked one and yelled mother [ bleep ] so loud birds flew out of a tree. [ laughter ] im going im going to go back to the clubhouse. In fact, trumps team has been so shady about his golf playing, they wont even let reporters watch or tell the press who hes playing with. His golf game seems to be a cloak and dagger operation. Unlike trumps team, obamas aids allowed cameras to show him to on the links and told reporters who he played with. Seth to be fair, if this is how you looked when you played golf, youd ditch the cameras, too. [ laughter ] but trump isnt just spending his time as president golfing, hes also tweeting. In fact, trump tweets so much his team has to look for ways to keep him from doing it. In a politico article yesterday, former Trump Campaign staff has revealed the techniques they use to manage trumps mood and keep him from firing off angry tweets. For example, trumps staffer said its important to show trump deference and offer him praise and respect as that will lead him to more often listen. Leaving him alone for several hours can prove damaging because he consumes too Much Television and gripes to people outside the white house. Also, if you let him eat after midnight, he turns into a gremlin. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a lot of things to keep straight. So while trump is tweeting and hitting the links, republican members of congress are in their home districts, dealing with constituents who are angry about trumps first month in office. Voters are especially angry about the gops plan to repeal obamacare. Even in deep red states like kentucky. Watch a constituent confront Senate Majority leader, mitch mcconnell, over the possibility that coal miners could lose their health insurance. Last i heard, these coal jobs are not coming back and now these people dont have the insurance they need because theyre poor. And they worked those coal mines and they are sick, the veterans are sick, the veterans are broken down. Theyre not getting what they need. If you could answer any of that, ill sit down and shut up like Elizabeth Warren. [ audience oohs ] seth look at mitch mcconnell. [ light laughter ] even the memory of telling Elizabeth Warren to sit down brings a smile to his face. Oh, yeah, i feed off your anger. Yeah, your rage makes me smile. [ light laughter ] and its not just kentucky, louisiana for example senator, bill cassidy, tried to explain his opposition to obamacare but voters shouted him down, demanding that he answer their questions. Louisiana gop senator, bill cassidy, just wrapped up a very contentious town hall. In fact, cassidy was forced to abandon his Powerpoint Presentation on the republicans plan to replace obamacare when the angry crowd shouted him down and literally turned their backs on him. Seth to be fair, who hasnt wanted to turn their backs on a Powerpoint Presentation . [ laughter ] today well be looking at Quarterly Sales goals. No no do it a different way [ laughter and applause ] voters in red states are even getting sassy with their senators at a town hall this week in iowa. For example, senator, chuck grassly, was offered a gift from a 62yearold democratic pig farmer named chris peterson, a bottle of tums. Peterson told grassly, youre going to need them over the next few years. Were all going to need tums as im pretty sure its the closest thing republicans haves for a replacement to obamacare. [ laughter ] with tums and advil care you get to choose your own healthcare. Tums or advil. [ laughter ] but no one got more of an earful than arkansas senator, tom cotton, who faced down an auditorium full of hundreds of angry voters who spent hours grilling him. We are concerned because it appears that this administration is trampling our constitutional rights. [ cheers and applause ] i would like everyone who is affected by the Affordable Care act and affected by health care to stand up. [ cheers ] [ chanting ] tax returns. Tax returns. Tax returns. Seth yeah, show us the tax returns and also, dont you own an iron . [ laughter ] he looks like a kid in a school play whose performance was so bad, they called him back out on stage by himself so everyone could boo him. You suck tin man give that heart back [ laughter ] in fact, gop town halls have gotten so rowdy that even just mentioning the name of the Vice President will earn you a deafening round of boos. As utah congressman, jason chaffetz, found out in his town hall earlier this month. Mike pence is like the most descent human being [ booing ] seth you got to give it to mike pence. Hes the only guy who could get booed at a Broadway Musical in manhattan, a town hall in utah, and a Minor League Baseball game in his home state of indiana. Indiana governor, mike pence. [ booing ] boo boo [ bleep ]. Boo you suck [ laughter ] seth mike pence gets booed more than kids boo the witch in a puppet show. [ light laughter ] now, chaffetz spent the entire town hall dealing with constituents who are concerned about repealing obamacare and also, the general feeling of chaos and turmoil, on the trump administration. A feeling best summed up by this retired teacher. Im a retired teacher and i taught for 35 years in salt lake. And i rarely had a discipline problem because i laid out my expectations very clearly, and i laid out the consequences. But once in a while at the beginning of the year after just two or three weeks, i could look at a kid and think, youre going to be a problem. Its been two or three weeks. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth i guess when you live in utah, the lake makes you salty. [ laughter ] by the way, its not just republicans who are facing town hall protests, moderate democrats are also preparing for protests at their own town halls from constituents demanding they stand up to trump. But rather than respond to those voters concerns, democrats are apparently asking Bernie Sanders for help. According to the washington post, democrats are asking sanders to reach out and urge activists to redirect their anger at republicans instead of at moderate democratic lawmakers. Its so sad how establishment democrats have to beg Bernie Sanders to calm down progressive activists. Like hes some kind of activists whisperer. [ light laughter ] although, hed be better at that than horse whisperer. Jump over the fence come on horsey dont be nervous [ laughter ] look, trump and republicans in congress are facing a massive backlash over their plan to repeal obamacare because they have Nothing Better to offer. In fact, if you get sick right now, the republican prescription for you is basically just this. Good soup. [ laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with our friend Allison Williams, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hey, bud. You need some help . No, im good. Come on, moe. I have to go. vo we always trusted our Subaru Impreza would be there for him someday. Ok. Thats it. vo we just didnt think someday would come so fast. See ya later, moe. vo introducing the allnew Subaru Impreza. The longestlasting vehicle in its class. More than a car, its a subaru. The little sounds your crispy bacon makes drive me crazy. You naughty little. spank did you just spank your lunch . Yeah. spank devour. Food you want to fork. [hello moto] its time to reimagine the smartphone. Snap on a speaker a projector a camera that actually zooms get excited world the moto z with moto mods get a moto z play droid for only 10 month. No tradein required. 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[ cheers and applause ] thank you. Seth thank you so much so much for a fantastic week. Thank you so much. Its been an honor. Seth our first guest is currently starring as Marnie Michaels on the sixth and final season of girls. You can see her in the new film, get out, which opens in theaters everywhere tomorrow. Lets take a look. This is neilson and aleesa. Hey, how are you doing . So, how handsome is he . Are you handsome . I barely even okay. Oh. Not bad. Hey, neilson. So, is it true . Is it better . Oh, wow. Wow. Seth please welcome to the show Allison Williams, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth hi. Hi. Seth i want to talk about this incredible movie because it really is incredible thank you. Seth but i wanted to bring up a photo first, girls premiere. Girls premiere. You went to the girls premiere. I went to the girls premiere. Seth and here is a photo. Part of what they expect from me. Seth of course, and this is really great because its a picture of it says right here, Allison Williams. Thats you. Brian williams, thats your dad. Ricky van veen, your husband, but there is a problem. Yes, because thats my brother douglas williams. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] so again and this happens 100 of the time. Seth so and directly before this photo was taken, we all said in unison, this is doug williams, not ricky van veen. This is my brother, not my husband. And the photographers all said, thats not our job. [ laughter ] seth now, i do want to, like, back them up because its not like its crazy. Okay. Seth because youre thats douglas. And moxie. Seth okay. I mean, come on. Look at that smile. [ audience aws ] seth but then, thats your husband. [ laughter ] and for anybody whos like, thats the same dude, we have proof theyre different because heres a picture of them together. [ laughter ] no, this is a face swap. Seth okay, thats a face swap . Yeah. [ laughter ] but seth but its the same face. This is my brother with my husbands face seth okay. Which is slightly more tan. Seth yeah. Honestly, both of them look great. Seth yeah. This is my brothers face on rickys head seth got you. And my face just in awe and terror. [ laughter ] seth that would be yeah. I think if that walked in you would have every right to say, i dont know which is which, you guys. I got to sort this out. Yes, this is really a problem. That could go really bad really quickly. But ricky loves it because he gets credit for doing like, he hates carpets. Seth oh, right. So he loves that he gets credit. Seth oh, so he doesnt have to walk the red carpet but then yeah, because he is walking the red carpet seth yeah. Just in my brothers body. Seth right . [ light laughter ] right, your brother is basically his standin. Thats really lovely. Yeah, its nice. We keep it in the family. Seth thats very nice. So this movie, first of all, i want to point out, 100 on rotten tomatoes. Yeah, and theres been 90something reviews. Seth thats awesome. Its really weird. Seth and its really great, and its a wow. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] and i just found out that we are officially certified fresh on rotten tomatoes. Seth oh, thats a big deal to be certified fresh. Just real honor for food or for a movie. Seth for a movie. [ light laughter ] yeah. Seth this is a its a horror movie. Yes. Seth its very there are parts that are very funny. Yeah. Seth it talks about the issues of race in a way that ive never seen, not even just horror movies, but many movies talk about. Yeah. Seth have you been going to screenings. Have you watched audiences respond to it in real time . Yeah, i have, and it is one of the best moviegoing experiences ive ever had, aside even forget im in it because i have to, to survive it. Sitting in the audience, its like there are cheers, people applaud, people yell things in unison at the screen. It is a very active audience environment, and its so much fun. In fact, the last screening i went to, i left to go to the bathroom. And i was waiting to come back in, and i knew it was in the movie based on what the audience was doing vocally. Seth oh, thats fantastic. Yeah, so i was able to time it. I was like, oh, that just happened. Okay, i can go back in now. Seth there are so many spoilers and twists in the film. Is it somewhat frustrating that it basically all you can tell an audience right now somewhat. Seth there are sounds the audience makes sounds when i go to the bathroom. Thats about all you can say about the plot. [ laughter ] thats how i initially interpreted it. Seth yeah. No, its really hard to promote because i kind of basically what i can tell you is that it is similar to guess whos coming to dinner. Seth yeah. And i bring my black boyfriend home to meet my parents. Those in the clip were not my parents. Seth right. Just so you know. Seth right. That would be even weirder. That would be a shorter movie. Seth yeah. They announced themselves as being weird very quickly. Seth yeah. But, so i bring him home. Theyre liberal, nice. I figured its not important to tell them hes black, and i think theyre going to be fine with it. And then with time, they just seem to be doing things weirdly, like i predict that my dad say, i would have voted for obama a third time. Seth right. And he sure does. He tells him right away that he would have voted for obama a third time. [ laughter ] seth yeah, pretty much everything in the first half hour is sort of a playoff what you would expect from this awkward situation of yeah. Seth then the next 90 minutes is nothing you could expect. Or talk about. Seth right, yeah, so there we go. [ light laughter ] were gonna stop. Based on that kind of moderately interesting premise, youre gonna have to take my word for it. Yeah. Seth something i dont have to take your word for is how excited i am for the last season of girls. Weve talked about it before. Im such a huge fan of the show. Im so sad its over. Thank you. Seth you, of course, have finished it. Were sort of still have eight episodes left. I know, and im can i just say im very concerned about your wife . Seth yeah, shes a big girls fan. Is she going to be okay . Seth probably not. I can just come over and sing without being invited or asked. Seth yeah, that would be great. [ light laughter ] if that would make her feel better. Seth i think the bummer is shell say, like, girls is over. What should we do . And ill say, baseball is starting. And shell be like, thats not what i want. [ light laughter ] yeah, dont do that. You need to come up with something else. Seth better, yeah, something a little bit better. Yeah, really. Seth so you know, obviously, the end of marnies story. Have you ever thought now that its over, have you thought where you saw marnie going once the show concluded . So i do i have a fantasy about it. I dont know how realistic it is, but im just gonna put it out into the universe now. Seth okay. Im telling you right now, its not realistic. Yeah, im sure it isnt. Seth i could just tell by the preface it yeah. Seth it does not sound like a realistic i have thought about it, and im not leah dunham, and i dont have her brain. Seth yeah, gotcha. Its no gonna happen. Seth well, were also talking about fictional characters, so right away. Thats true. Seth yeah. However, they seem very real to me. Seth thats true. To me as well. So my dream for marnie is that she will, after realizing that shes simply incompatible with any man that she would date seth uhhuh. Will decide in a mutually kind of resignation but happy decision to marry elijah seth great. Played by andrew rannells, who elijah is gay. Seth very gay on the show. And the seth the most gay you can be. The most gay you can be. Hes a ten. [ light laughter ] the nice thing about that idea of their union is that theyve already tried to have sex. It did not work. Seth right. Ill just say that. Seth yeah, its a very awkward sex scene. It was a very awkward sex scene. So they have that over with. And they dont need to explore that part of their relationship anymore. And they can kind of just exist in a house of, like, song and sass and snark. And they can have children that we kind of already know what theyre gonna look like because we are just shades of different white people. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] and and i also just think that they can do whatever they want outside of the marriage. Seth yeah. But as a committed couple, i think their mutual hatred and envy and love will keep them together. Seth hbo will pick up this show tomorrow. 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Youve never been on camera. Im terrified. [ light laughter ] seth i want to ask you guys this, because we were talking back stage, you guys live in l. A. Rob just had a baby. Thank you, yes. Seth congratulations. Paul, two young kids. Yes. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] seth is it, is it great is it nice to be in new york city . Is it nice to get a break . Oh, can i take this . Yeah, yeah, sure. I want to can i look into this camera right here . Seth yeah, go for it. Its my first time away from my wife and baby, i just want to say, i am not having fun in new york without you. [ light laughter ] and i want to tell my wife, i am not enjoying sleeping in, in the morning. Its terrible without you. I want to also say to my wife, i do not like seeing hamilton two nights in a row. [ laughter ] i hate getting drunk with my friends and hanging out without a care in the world. It sucks. [ laughter ] seth that is very convincing and believable. We got to tell our wives that. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth have you this has started to happen to me a little bit. Has the way you watched the kind of tv, you watched changed now that youre fathers . Oh, yeah. Big time. I feel like right now im knee deep in like season eight of paw patrol. Seth okay. [ laughter ] which is a great show. Its very much like game of thrones. Seth gotcha. [ laughter ] its about thats a kids show, right . Its built as a kids show, but theres a lot of adult stuff there. Its a rescue pup, you know, no job is too big, no pup is too small. [ laughter ] you know, its its heavy. I have to have the Wikipedia Page out to kind of keep track of all the characters. Seth lot of characters . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, adventure bay, theres always something going on in adventure bay. [ laughter ] good thing ryders there. [ laughter ] i only show my baby, myself on the tv. Thats my thing. I will only i will dvr anything that im on, and ill make her watch that. Seth oh, gotcha. Yeah. Seth is that having an effect . Its a terrible idea. Its terrible shes terrified. Seth well, youre in a lot of adult stuff. Im in a lot of risque things. Seth i mean, i love you in transparent, but i dont think thats for kids. It was a terrible idea. Should not have had her watch it. Seth yeah, thats not for kids. Thats where youre wrong. Transparent should be for kids, too. You know, get them in early. Yeah little kids. Seth just real little. Brandnew babies. Seth so this show is about like ride sharing. Yes. Seth okay, and we just thought that were big fans of of making people drive us places. Seth yeah. And and we just thought it would be a fun sketch comedy show to to do it in the back of an uber, basically. Yeah, basically thats it. Seth and i you know, i told the story earlier this year of when i i took an uber to the hospital, my wife almost had the baby in the back of the uber. So is it sort of, stories like like those kind of everybody has a story. Its funny its exactly like that. Well, its funny you mention that, cause we were kind of inspired by your story, and we actually have an episode about someone giving birth in the back of a cab. Seth i think we have a clip of that. Lets take a look. Please dont go into labor. I couldnt, because im not pregnant. [ screaming ] okay, oh my god, please please dont. Oh, my god oh, my god did it come out . Did what come out . Is it crowning . Look, sir, im just going to the hospital on a date. Please dont mess up my seats, for real. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth you guys are also, sort of as a service to the drivers, who do this for a living, you were looking to change the conversation because yes. Yeah, and guys, you got to mix it up when you get into an uber or a lyft because theyre so bored. You know, they get the same questions all the time. How long have you been driving for uber . Who cares . Yeah. So, we figure, you get in and ask them stuff like hey, do you want to see a dead body . [ laughter ] seth gotcha. Ill left up my shirt and ill be like, is this eczema of a rash . You know, simple stuff. [ laughter ] ill whisper something creepy like, do you think im a good kisser . [ laughter ] can i rehearse my oneman show . And its great. Theyre a great audience. A captive audience. Yeah. [ light laughter ] seth its nice to have you guys here on a talk show, because you used to work on a talk show, that was on cnbc. Oh, my god. Seth i was a guest. We knew each other from from improvising together. But, you worked on the john mcenroe show on cnbc. Give it up. Give it up. No, dont give it up give it up. [ cheers and applause ] dont give it up give it up. Its a talk show that no one should remember because, you shouldnt give a talk show position to a tennis star. [ light laughter ] like, hes great at tennis. Yeah. No doubt about it. Not known for his comedy skills. Seth yeah. Yeah. Not known for doing monologue jokes. When he would come out there, he would bail on his own jokes. Hed be like, you see the president nah, im not going to do that. Im not doing that. Like, what . You cant you didnt even seth and you were writers yeah, we would write we would write bits for him and then we would write funny characters for ourselves, and so wed come out as like, you know, i am a robot, and hes like, thats not a robot. Thats our writer rob. [ laughter ] guys, what are you youre killing us. But the audience the audience was so confused because, they would kidnap an audience. Like they would come down to Rockefeller Center and they taped it out in new jersey somewhere. So they would seth secaucus, right . Yeah. Yeah. So, they would bus people out there under the guise of free pizza. So people are coming to new york [ laughter ] hey, you want some new york pizza . Come on this bus. Lock the doors, drive them to new jersey. Like, unload them, like what are we doing . Why youre going to watch this talk show. Why is there a tennis why is there a tennis star telling jokes . [ laughter ] what is happening . And occasionally, breaking out a guitar and just kind of like, playing guitar. Like, the audience at home does not want to see you like, jamming. Seth hey, but look, the audience there got pizza. And i think thats the takeaway. [ laughter ] a lot of free pizza. Seth guys, its so great to see you. Always a pleasure. Thank you so much, yeah. Seth thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having us. [ cheers and applause ] seth paul scheer, rob huebel, everybody. Drive share, is available on go90. Com, and through the go90 app. Well be right back with more late night. [ cheers and applause ] hey julie, i know todays critical, but i really. Need a sick day. Dads dont take sick days. Dads take dayquil severe the. Nondrowsy, coughing, aching, fever, sore throat, stuffy. Head, no sick days medicine. Delicious, freshly brewed coffee cits one dollar. 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[music plahi. Throughout] woo hi. Hi. All pants, jeans, and tops up to 40 off. Hi, fashion. Old navy. Closed for hours thrsday shooting. Detained. Ors say the t peopinj reveal and the late addition to e 49ers. Quarterback matt barky. The freeagent was wi the bears last season and played college ba at usc. The story is on our homage [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. If you dont mind, i want to take a second to mention some of the guests we have coming up on next weeks show. Hey, seth. Arent you forgetting something . [ light laughter ] seth no, i dont think i am. Are you sure . [ light laughter ] seth yeah, im sure. So you mean to tell me thtat youre going to go this whole entire show without mentioning that tonight is the threeyear anniversary of the talk show, late night with seth myers . Come on, everybody give it up [ cheers and applause ] give it up for seth [ cheers and applause ] come on seth thank you. Thats very sweet. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i i really appreciate it. I really appreciate it, but [ chanting ] but i was not going to bring that up. What . For real . You got to bring it up. Remember, its a talk show on nbc hosted by seth myers. Seth yeah, well i remember it. [ light laughter ] im seth myers. Its my show. Were doing it right now. Well, then, talk about it. You can show clips from the past. You could talk about your brave journey from the standing monologue to the sit down deskolog you do after you were diagnosed with polio. [ laughter ] seth i dont have polio. Then why dont you stand for the monologue . Are you hiding a boner . Seth hey. [ laughter ] come on, man. Everyone is at home ripping the hair out of their heads, screaming at the tv, please talk about the threeyear anniversary of late night with seth myers seth no one is doing that. Look, im sorry, but im not going to talk about it. Seth, you deserve some recognition for the three years of hard work. You know what i love . Those closer look segments you do. Seth oh, well, thank you, man. Yeah, i love that character you play in them. Seth character . [ light laughter ] yeah, you know, the rich whiny, liberal character. [ laughter ] the one with the high nasaly voice and [ bleep ]eating grin. [ laughter and applause ] seth i dont think thats true. Oh, its true. Its such a funny character. The way he bitches and moans about donald trump when we all know hes obviously obsessed with him and wants to have sex with him. [ laughter ] seth hey, hey, hey. Hold on. Im not playing a character. Thats just me. Oh, god. So you want to have sex with him . [ laughter ] seth i dont want to have sex with him. Then talk about the anniversary of late night with Seth Meyers Seth look, im not going to devote the show to the threeyear anniversary of my own show. Come on, seth i dressed up like you [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah seth you think i look like that . Everyone thinks you look like this. [ light laughter ] at least do something to honor the threeyear anniversary. You know what you could do is you could bring out one of your old snl friends. Seth yeah, but i already do that on regular shows. Yeah, no [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] you should call this show snl dvd extras. [ laughter and applause ] seth hey, look, i have to get on with the show, all right . Seth, if you dont want to talk about it for me, then at least do it for my sick little brother. [ audience aws ] seth im sorry to hear about that. What does he have . [ sighs ] hes in the hospital. Hes got a really bad fever. Yeah, i guess you could say hes ya burnt [ laughter ] seth thats enough with you. Why dont you mention the anniversary . Seth even if i did talk about the anniversary of the show uhhuh. Seth what would you even want me to say . I dont know, maybe Something Like this. [ clears throat ] february 24th, 2014, the dawn of a new age. The Winter Olympics are held in sochi, russia. The robocop remake hits the big screen. And the dashing and lovable Donald Sterling makes a hefty 2 billion off the sale of the los angeles clippers. [ light laughter ] but in studio 8g at 30 Rockefeller Center, a nervous seth meyers paces back and forth behind a blue curtain, waiting to walk out on stage and change the world forever with his brave hardhittingedge satire with segments like extreme dog shaming. [ light laughter ] but our story doesnt begin there. It begins april 1973 in evanston, illinois with larry meyers and hillary meyers, seth myers parents after they decide to have raw, unprotected sex [ laughter ] after watching a particularly hot episode of columbo. [ laughter ] seth hey, man. How much longer is this going to take . [ light laughter ] we havent even gotten to the part where scientology finds you a wife. [ laughter and applause ] seth all right. Youre right, but were done here. Thank you for a great three years, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth our next guest is a New York Times best selling author whose novel the sellout, won the 2016 man booker prize. Please welcome to the show paul beatty, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Uh im all right. Im good. Seth yeah, youre good . I think so. Seth all right, good. I promise this will be great. All right. [ laughter ] seth so, i want to ask, this book is fantastic. Thanks, man. Seth glowing reviews and so many of the reviews refer to it as a satire. Yeah. Seth but ive heard that satire is not a word you love to have your book described as. Yeah, i just kind of just write. You know, its im not trying to be funny necessarily. Its just how i think, and i dont know, the satire comes with a that label comes with a big burden, you know, the mark twain kind of seth sure. You have to be witty, you got to wear a seersucker suit all the time, so its just a [ laughter ] seth and i think youre right, satire feels very considered yeah. Seth as opposed to funny, which seems very natural. Yeah. Seth because you, obviously, youre fine with the book being funny, because absolutely. Seth yeah, and i would agree with you. I mean the funny parts to me were laugh out loud funny, as opposed to it strikes me and and ill move on to the next thing. This is a book about race relations, and it seems like probably that issue is why people want to call the funny parts of it, satire. Like theyre afraid to say what its seth maybe. Yeah. Seth but you youve said that you feel like race relations, people dont want they only want to talk about it retrospectively, as opposed to contemporary. So, what do you mean by that . I dont know, i think, you know, i think about like 12 years a slave and these other books and even visual art, its always about stuff thats in the 50s, and the 60s or, you know, antebellum kind of things. And just nothing is contemporary about stuff thats kind of problematic, thats difficult, you know . And its either funny. I mean, it its one of the things that i kind of liked about moonlight. Is it kind of just looked at these issues in a even though thats in flash back a little bit seth sure. But you know, at least its set in a modern contemporary setting, you know . Seth well, and i guess to some degree, when you see Something Like 12 years a slave, youre allowed as an audience to say, well, thank god its so improved. Yeah, yeah. Seth but you write about obviously, in a very contemporary way that forces people to look at it, and i think judge it as being what it is. But the interesting thing is that you wrote it, you know, it came out in 2015. Yeah. Seth i can only imagine how long it took you to write. Yeah. Seth the perspective of it, has changed so much in a trump administration. Has that been strange to you, how people nah, not really. Its interesting for me about like when things are timely, and when they arent, and who theyre timely for. And for me, its just im just writing. Its my version of how i see life. And you know, it took me five years to write the book. And i think often its not just writers of color, but when people write stuff thats difficult, i think people like its easy to pretend like, you know, just can you say [ bleep ] on television . Seth yeah, you can do it. [ laughter ] yeah, go for it. You know, i think like people just act like oh, i saw the election and i just pressed this button and [ bleep ] this book out. Seth right, right. Lll and then so but, no, it took a long time and its [ laughter ] seth yeah, no, i think thats very fair. [ cheers and applause ] its not yeah. Seth having read it, i felt there was no [ bleep ] involved. Good. Seth i felt like there is some bull[ bleep ] involved. Seth yeah, theres a little bull[ bleep ], but yeah. Done very well. I want to ask, this i think, is a great service. You teach at colombia. I do. Seth and you teach writing. I do. Seth and on the first day, you told your students that you hate writing. Those were the first words out of my mouth, the very first class i taught. And i had some students actually come up after me and go, i cant you scared the [ bleep ] out of me. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] you know, when you said that, but you know, it was the first time id taught, and i didnt know what to tell em but, thats as close to a truism about writing for me that i have, and its its a difficult process, you know. Its hard. Language is tough and, you know, using the right words is so important to me, and yeah, its hard. You know, its hard to put your thoughts on paper. Its really hard. Seth but i think thats, i mean, a nice that is a great piece of wisdom to give, you know, aspiring writers. Is that this is going to be hard and that more often than not, and i feel this way too, you know, its great to finish writing, but actual writing sucks. Yeah, no. Its [ laughter ] there was a a friend of mine whose a very good writer and he puts these books out, like every two years he writes a great book. I dont know how he does it, but he he tells himself that hes a completionist, not a perfectionist. Seth uhhuh. Which is fine but i just i labor. And yeah, i dont think its easy for him, either, but seth well, everybody has their own process. And i will say, whatever your process is, it was very effective for this book. Thank you, man. Thanks. Seth i really enjoyed it, and congratulations on the accolades. And thanks for being here. Thanks, man. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth also, everyone in the audience tonight is getting a copy of the sellout to take home with you. Its fantastic. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] its time for buy one take one, starting at 12. 99. At olive garden. So you can enjoy family time one more time come on in for new grilled chicken, tossed in a creamy alfredo sauce plus all the salad and breadsticks you want and leave with a great meal too buy one take one. Starting at 12. 99 have seconds of food and family only for a limited time. At olive garden. [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Allison Williams, paul scheer and rob huebel. Paul beatty, everybody. Andres forero. Thank you for a fantastic week, 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. See you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson good evening and welcome to tonights last call with me, carson daly. Good to have you here. We got a good one tonight