This will be a cooking show. [ laughter ] President Trump last night, announced the creation of a department called voice, which will deal specifically with crimes committed against americans by immigrants. Not to be confused with the voice, which deals with crimes against music committed by teenagers. [ light laughter ] former kentucky governor, Steve Basheer delivered the democratic response to President Trumps address to Congress Last night. And i dont want to say it was dull, but this isnt a photograph. This is a video. [ laughter ] [ applause ] today was ash wednesday, the day when noncatholics say to catholics, go like this. [ laughter ] oh. So sorry. Chocolate maker hershey is reportedly expecting to cut its Global Workforce by about 15 . Thats right. For the first time ever, chocolate is giving up people for lent. [ laughter ] when asked by one the people you did this to, what that joke means. A Lightning Strike today created a hole in the runway at laguardia airport. So now even god is trying to put laguardia out of its misery. [ laughter and applause ] today was world math day. Yay, said a muffled voice from inside a locker. [ laughter ] hey, let me out to celebrate a man in austria yesterday, tried to enter a court with a bag of cockroaches. Get those horrible creatures out of here, said the cockroaches about the lawyers. [ light laughter ] and finally, a new copy machine is being sold that allows people to print customized words and photos on their lattes. And guess whos excited about that . [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. She has a new standup special, on netflix the leather special. Shes one of the funniest people on earth, our friend, amy schumer is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and also, from rupauls drag race on vh1, rupaul is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and we will have music from panic at the disco. [ cheers and applause ] a great night. Before we get to all that, donald Trump Addressed Congress for the first time as president , last night. It was a restrained performance, which means once again the media salivated over the possibility of a more president ial trump. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] after a chaotic first month in which trump has already dipped to record low approval ratings, last nights speech was a major opportunity for him to potentially reset the narrative. And you can tell it was a momentous occasion, because as the speech got closer, cnn upgraded from its normal sized countdown clock to a special super sized clock that took up almost half the screen. Soon wolf blitzer is going to have surgery to get a new head. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, on msnbc, the anticipation was apparently so high, that the anchors were literally analyzing what paul ryan was eating and drinking. These guys are so happy. Ive been watching, he just slipped a lifesaver into his mouth, the speaker of the house. Hes been drinking water. Hes doing everything thats available to him. Of course water. I think hes having a hell of a time up there. Seth thats paul ryan having a hell of a time. Im on top of the world Room Temperature water for all my friends. [ laughter ] also, hes drinking water, so he must be happy . Thats not how you analyze politics. Thats how you make sure your cat isnt dying. [ laughter ] oh good hes drinking water. Fever must be gone. And trump himself seemed to be aware of how important this speech was because as he was preparing to make his way to the capital in his motorcade, he left the lights on in his car and cameras were able to capture him practicing his speech to himself. Come on we can do it. All the way. There we go, here we go, here we go. There he is. Screen or paper . Looks like paper. Hes lipping it. Hes doing it. Hes practicing. Yeah but hes actually voicing it. [ laughter ] no idea hes on television. No idea hes on television, and were under way. Look at this. You dirty dog. You let them take my picture. Seth theyre talking like theyre watching a gorilla at the zoo. [ laughter ] oh, look at that. Hes using sign language. He loves that tire. [ laughter ] when trump finally got to the capital and took the podium, he was as usual flanked by the Vice President and speaker of the house who wore almost identical suits and ties. Look at those two, they look like the twins from the shining. [ laughter ] no, less creepy. Now, as we know trump has spent the last year and a half lowering the bar when it comes to public speaking. So the fact trump managed to sustain a muted tone, that for any other politician would be considered unremarkable and even a little boring, was itself seen as a huge victory last night. And look, there were plenty of voters who were impressed or reassured by his message as early polls have shown. But as usual, the media obsessed over their favorite topic, his tone. Easily the most traditional speech he has given in public life. The most speechlike speech. The tone, the president ial demeanor. A reset in tone. A more sober tone. A more president ial tone. President trump tonight sounding president ial. I feel like tonight donald trump became the president of the united states. Seth although i bet some muslims and undocumented immigrants that would tell you he became president back in [ bleep ] january [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guys, seriously, do you have do you have amnesia . We have been here many times before. For like a year and a half now. Did you forget all the other times you said the exact same thing . Lets go back to, i dont know, april of last year. Youve seen tonight a new tone from donald trump. Were seeing a different donald trump these days. Now his team is reaching out to the gop with the promise of a more president ial trump. The tone with donald trump tonight was so much more, so much different than i had seen just a couple weeks ago. He didnt call senator ted cruz liein ted. No nicknames. He called him senator cruz. You heard donald trump tonight sounding you tell me, more president ial . Senator cruz, not liein ted. Did you notice that . Seth and maybe lucy really will let me kick the football this time. [ laughter and applause ] the pundit reviews the pundit reviews of last nights speech have demonstrated that despite all their tangles with the trump administration, and the relentless abuse they have gotten from trump himself, there are still many in the media who are desperate to treat him like any other president. You can see that just in the words they use to describe his performance. Last night was a normal moment. Look at whats a normal moment. A memorably normal speech. It was a pretty normal sounding speech. Political headline, trump tries on normal. Seth thats right. Like a pair of pants, trump tried on normal and asked america, does this make my ass look big . [ laughter and applause ] now, trumps tone may well have been restrained but the substance of the speech was as divisive as before, from rhetoric about cracking down on immigration to his pledge to repeal obamacare. And you could tell it was divisive, not just from the policies but the faces on democrats. For example, there was liberal justice ilaina kagan, who had a look on her face like she was alone in the woods and heard a twig snap. [ light laughter ] and then there was House Minority leader, nancy pelosi. Watch her reaction when the camera cuts to her after a trump line on jobs. [ applause ] [ laughter ] seth she looks like a mom watching her daughter marry a biker with a face tattoo. [ laughter ] now, trumps speech focused mainly and his method of economic nationalism but provided very few details. For example, rather than explain the specifics of his jobs plan, he told this story about a meeting with harley davidson. I just met with officials and workers from a Great American company, harley davidson. In fact, they proudly displayed five of their magnificent motorcycles, made in the usa, on the front lawn of the white house. And they wanted me to ride one, and i said, no thank you. Seth of course not. Trump cant ride a motorcycle. Have you seen what the wind does to his hair . [ laughter ] im pretty sure after five minutes on a harley hed look like michael chiklis. [ laughter ] so despite what you heard from the media about trumps performance, the speech was heavy on empty promises and light on substance. There was so many Unanswered Questions it was time for the democrats to respond. You might think now would be a good time to showcase some young and up and coming talent. A hotshot like cory booker or kirsten gillibrand. So who did they get . Im Steve Basheer, i was governor of kentucky from 2007 to 2015. Now, im a private citizen. Seth im sorry, so the democratic response was delivered by the survivors of a zombie apocalypse, huddled in an abounded diner. Seriously, where the hell are you guys . Im here in lexington, kentucky, some 400 miles from washington at a diner with some neighbors. Seth in fact, i was just sitting here minding my own business when the democrats showed up with a camera and said, would you like to respond to the president s address to congress tonight . and i said, surely you have someone younger or more exciting. and they said, no, will you just do it . and i said, ill do it if you pay for my omelet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] look, trump did manage to sustain a more moderate tone last night, but he also offered the same empty solutions to nonexistent problems. Lets not get fooled again, weve been here with trump before. To many, the speech sounded president ial. 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[ cheers and applause ] also joining us again tonight, hes a legendary drummer whos played with groundbreaking artists like frank zappa, herbie hancock, and has a new streaming site for unique music performances launching in april, called live muse tv. Vinnie colaiuta is here. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] seth so i read a news report recently that scientists at the university of limerick at ireland have discovered a new organ in the human body that functions as a part of the digestive track. A new organ in 2017. Hearing things like this always gets me to thinking, you know, im getting older, and, i sometimes i look around me and dont even recognize the world im living in. Things are changing every day and not always for the better. [ light laughter ] and when i have those moments, i think, its just time to take a look and talk about [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] how things were just a little bit more simple back in my day. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth you know, back in my day, they would put the arms of the sweater out for me. [ light laughter ] back in my day, scientists werent discovering new organs in the human body. No, back then, the only people finding new organs on their body were teenagers. [ light laughter ] and once they found them, they spent a lot of time with them. [ light laughter ] i know i did. [ light laughter ] back in my day, people didnt show up to town Hall Meetings to angrily yell at their congress person. No, if you wanted to disrespect your congress person, you did it the Old Fashioned way, by not knowing who the hell they were. [ light laughter ] back in my day, we didnt have Casey Affleck in manchester by the sea. We had ben affleck in gone girl. [ light laughter ] and there was a shower scene in that movie where just for a second you could kind of see his wiener [ light laughter ] youd be sitting in the thats right with your best gal, and all of a sudden, youd say, hey, that was ben afflecks penis [ light laughter ] and it was nice. [ light laughter ] and we liked it. [ light laughter ] but now all you see is the other affleck penisinpants, starring in a movie where his brother dies. [ dog barking ] oh, hush up, rusty. Its not a spoiler. It happens in the first five minutes, but then a lot of other people die. [ light laughter ] back in my day, we didnt have people announcing the wrong winner at awards shows. Poppycock. No, sir. Back in my day, when we watched awards shows we just sat back and enjoyed the sweet, sweet voice of the wickedly talented adele dazeem. [ light laughter ] back in my day, we didnt have instagram filters. We had brita filters. [ light laughter ] but it was an entirely different thing. [ light laughter ] instead of taking selfies, you were purifying water. [ light laughter ] and you didnt get likes. You got hydrated. [ light laughter ] and instead uploading pictures and tagging your friends, you loaded up pitchers so you could pour it out for your friends. [ light laughter ] maybe times have changed, or maybe that was just a bad comparison. [ light laughter ] [ light laughter ] back in my day we didnt have a Vice President who was kind of a dick. No, sir. Back in my day the Vice President s name was dick. [ laughter and applause ] dick cheney. [ applause ] also, he was also kind of a dick. [ light laughter ] back in my day mcdonalds didnt have allday breakfast. If you wanted an egg mcmuffin, by golly, you got up early either that, or you did enough blow the night before to stay till sunrise. Oh, that was fun. The clock would hit 6 00 a. M. And youd burst into the mickey dees shouting about hash browns until the cashier said, sir, please calm down. But youd stand your ground and say, i am a paying customer, and i demand to speak to the grimace [ light laughter ] or at least thats what the Police Report would say. [ light laughter ] [ dog barking ] whats that, rusty . You did a bunch of blow backstage . [ dog repeatedly barking ] [ light laughter ] seth whoa, whoa, whoa easy, girl tell me about your screenplay later. [ dog barking ] [ light laughter ] seth back in my day, we didnt have athletes like Colin Kaepernick taking a knee. We had athletes like Tonya Harding taking a knee. [ light laughter ] and that knee didnt even belong to her. Well, im sorry, everybody. I just have to do that sometimes. This grizzly grouch gotta give me goosey juice. This has been back in my day. [ cheers and applause ] well be back with amy schumer, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] girls night girls night okay, when did colorful jeans become the hot trend that none of my friends told me about . We got em at old navy. 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Guess im studyingthat is rough. Night. You know. Ipad pro has lte like your phone, so you can get internet pretty much anywhere. Anywhere is the movie of the moment. [ gasps ] an instant classic. They treat us like family. 100 on rotten tomatoes. Dont miss americas number one movie. [ gun cocks ] [ screaming ] get out. Rated r. [ cheers and applause ] seth our first guest tonight is an emmy and peabody awardwinning actress and comedian you know from her hit film, train wreck. And the very popular Comedy Central series, inside amy schumer, her latest standup special, amy schumer the leather special begins streaming march 7th on netflix. Lets take a look. So i tweet out this photo of myself, okay . Im in im holding coffee, im topless in just underwear, and it goes viral. Like it was everywhere. Every every news show, every website. And thats when i learned the word you dont want people to use when a nude photo of you goes viral. Brave . [ laughter ] can you imagine you take your clothes off in front of someone for the first time and theyre like, damn, you look mad brave right now. [ laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show our friend amy schumer, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im so good. Everythings perfect in the world. Seth oh, thats great. [ laughter ] its so nice to get you at a time when youre this happy and theres nothing to complain about. Not a cloud in the sky. [ light laughter ] seth i want to ask can you can you be on bow watch . Because i did this backstage, and its, like, kind of seth ok, gotcha. Like, you know what i mean, so. Seth bow watch. Bow watch. Seth is it less impressive nephew to baywatch. Exactly. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] nobody nobody watched bow watch when it was on. They didnt. They missed out. Seth it just didnt work. Its like arrested development. They missed it. Seth exactly. It was just slowmotion, people tying bows. Yeah, i dont know why it didnt catch more heat. Seth yeah, well, who knows. How did you i noticed youre wearing leather in the leather special. Is that how you came up with your name for the leather special . Yeah i well, every comic that i love has had some special where they wear leather and then later they kind of regret it, they look stupid. And i was like, i havent done that yet. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and i regretted it immediately. Seth oh, you did immediately . Yeah. [ laughter ] seth because i was going to say whats the timeline do you think for regret . Mine was, like, when i took the microphone out of the mic stand. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i was, like, mistake. Hi, denver. [ laughter ] seth was it a squeaky leather . Like, did you ever, like, hear any of your own leather . No, i have like a complete thigh gap. Seth oh, right. [ laughter ] so [ laughter ] seth congratulations. [ applause ] i know im frail. Seth i know thats life long dream of yours. Im frail. Its hard to sit up. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth i have to imagine, because obviously, you know the nights youre shooting a special. Yeah. Seth you have the act. You know how the act works, and the one sort of variable is the audience, obviously on any given night. Yes, thats true. Seth youve shot a lot of specials. [ laughter ] how was this one . Did you walk out and know right away this is a good audience . Well, crowds, you know, city to city, are different. Seth sure. And denver, theyre always awesome. And i got out, you know, before we, right before i went out. And its a special, its a big deal for a comic, you know. Seth yeah. You work so hard. And then my road manager comes over. Hes like, hey, amy, youre going to have a great show. Just so you know, theres a large, white sheepdog in the third row. [ laughter ] break a leg, girl. And i was like, um hi, wait, can we just maybe discuss for a second . Seth yeah. They were like, well, hes here with wounded warrior, you know. An organization. Seth a fantastic organization. Seth yes, that ive done a lot of work with and so its like nobody wants to be like, hi, like, can your dog not so i was like, okay, well the show must go on. So im doing you know, we tape two shows. The first hour im out there, im just making eye contact with a sheepdog. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Like seth a dog thats famously hard to make eye contact with because of [ light laughter ] sure. Seth inscrutable dogs. Killer bangs. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Um the dog did not last long. Seth not really . [ laughter ] not once. Seth did a lot of, like, checked his dog watch. Yeah. Yeah, he was like, wrap it up, girl. Next. I liked the opener more. [ laughter ] seth weve talked about it before. I find it so endearing, because i have a similar situation. More with my college friends. Uhhuh. Seth but youre super close with your high school friends. Yes. Seth still to this day. My friends from theyre not in high school now, but yes. [ laughter ] but right e seth if youre friends with high school i dont know, may not be. [ laughter ] yeah. Yeah, no, my friends i mean, even before that, like middle school, weve been friends for seth and these are long island friends. Yes. Seth and you guys still whats up, girls seth yeah. Sorry. Seth and you still vacation together . Well, if i dont take them, because, like im rich now . Seth yeah. [ laughter and applause ] if i dont take them, and by the way, you know i know its going to end soon. Im spending it like an athlete. Seth yeah, right. You know, im just like seth no thats true. New rims. Seth thats the big thing for athletes i need a grill. Seth is, like, a crew of people. Right. So my entourage is my girls from high school, and if i dont take them away on a vacation like twice a year, theyre like, youve changed. You know . [ laughter ] so its like theyre like, where are we going . Theyre so corrupt. There they are. Seth you guys look very happy there. We went to the bahamas. [ laughter ] its a good crew, right . Its a good crew. Seth did you do anything fun in the bahamas . I mean, honestly, we drank and, we you know. Seth thats what you want to hear. Did other things, but [ light laughter ] seth you also have a fantastic out of your friends. You have a fantastic family that youre very close with. Theyre fine. Seth theyre fine. Yeah. [ laughter ] no, im super close with them. Seth and you had a lifetime dream come true. I am so excited to announce this. This is ive never been more proud of anything in my life. I am going to be on family feud. Seth its the best. [ cheers and applause ] my family lives for family feud. Seth yep. We just and its like the one show, because in jeopardy youre, like, watching, youre like, i dont know any of this. Like, im an idiot. Seth absolutely. But family feud, youre like, hmm, you know. [ laughter ] its like, and one it makes you feel like a genius. And one person always blows it, like one family member, you know. Seth yeah. Like just drops the ball so hard. It will be like some question, like favorite place to watch a movie. And theyre like [ makes buzzer sound ] microwave [ laughter ] and no matter what, the family goes, good answer, good answer. And even if its like the dumbest thing. Its heavy. Its like doing it with my family because its like you know, my brother had an answer. We were all just kind of like, we didnt do good answer, good answer. We were just kind of like, whats your problem, bro . [ laughter ] its dumb. Seth this is a photo of your brother giving the bad answer. And this is my sisterinlaw glaring at him after his bad answer. [ laughter and applause ] seth and uh i mean, because seriously its like, you go home with that family. You know, i think they should do a where are they now with people [ light laughter ] seth right. Who blew it on family feud. Seth oh, yeah, theyd have to carry it to every family outing the rest of their life. Right. Like even ten years later, i feel like youd be at thanksgiving, like, can someone pass the potatoes . And theyd be like, why dont you look in the microwave, dave, you idiot you know . [ laughter ] it changed the dynamic of my family. It changed it. Seth it is also youre so right how jeopardy is super intimidating, but family feud, you just have to be smarter than one other family. Or like one dude in a mall. Seth yeah. They were like, we asked 100 people in a mall. [ laughter ] like, its people that are just, like, Walking Around getting free chicken teriyaki samples. [ light laughter ] yeah, so. It was the best day of my life. Seth best day and you went into it and you made coats. You made jackets. Yeah, we had jackets made because we dont mess around. Seth heres schumer team. Blam [ laughter and applause ] seth lets play the food lets play the feud it says, yeah, lets play the feud. Seth thats great. I love that my fam everybody was so into it. Like, i didnt have to twist anyones arm. Seth thats because it would be a bummer to try to sell people on why it would be fun. No. Seth you need people who are in from the start. Right. Except my sister was so serious about it. You know, we were all like, excited. Its going to be fun. And shes like, we are wasting time, we could be practicing right now. Seth oh, she wanted to practice . Yeah. Shes nuts. Seth we theres, like, and app on the ipad. I was with my wifes family for the holidays and i downloaded the family feud app just so that, you know, we could play something. You didnt have to talk to them. Seth yeah, exactly. Right. [ light laughter ] seth no more conversation. Everybody be quiet. Yes. Seth and then only one of you you can only talk when i point to you. Right. Just say one word. Seth and it was great i will say, my wifes family, every one of them was your brother. Oh, really . Seth its just, like, it was all, all movies and microwaves. My family, we didnt do the good answer, like, i was like, whats wrong with you . [ laughter ] like, we were screaming at him. Seth and when will it be on . When will is it going to air . Do you know . It airs in june, but im i was like, im here to promote my netflix special but really im already promoting this. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] this is going to be big for you. This lives in my heart. This is big. Seth yeah. A lot of industry watches that show. Seth so you mentioned your sister. I know you guys are super close. Yeah. Seth you have that in common. Im very close with my brother. Yeah, and i know your brother. I love him. Seth your sister just got a dog. Is that good news for you . Do you like that . Okay, so i dont know what this is a setup for. [ laughter ] like i feel like you guys know that theres a question and its supposed to set me up. I genuinely, are you talking about the white sheepdog again . Seth nope. [ laughter ] because honestly, she has two dogs, and she wants to hang out with them way more than me. Seth yeah. Thats what it was the setup. Oh. Thats the set up. Seth yeah. Okay. Thats my bad. [ laughter ] i talked to your producer literally yesterday. Its out of my mind. Im like, why are you talking about my sisters dogs . Seth way to roll with it. I know. I know. I cant help it, im like, its disgusting. Thats why i get in trouble because i say what i mean. Seth yeah. Oh, i want to say this about my special. Seth oh, great. I taped it [ laughter and applause ] i dont know why i get booked on late night shows. Im not good at it. Seth no, youre fantastic. I know. I know. [ light laughter ] i taped my special before the election. Seth oh, right. So people will be like, i think a little bit like, whats up . Some people have their minds on the current administration, did you know that . Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people would say some people are obsessed with it. Oh, really . Seth yeah. Cant stop talking about it. Yeah. Full obsession, so, but i taped my special before then, so its like which is kind of good because its, like, when i was still feeling, like, some joy. [ laughter ] seth and optimism. You know . Right. Seth you had optimism. And like ho hope. Like i had this thing hope in my body. Seth yeah. I was like, what is this . Hows my bow . Seth its great. Okay, cool. Seth i would have told you. All right. All right. So yeah, but then, like, some people have complained, who have come to see my show on the road lately. Its like why you didnt talk enough about whatever. And im like, well, you know, its like, barack obama, youre like, this is my dad, and we have this new dad. and we have, like, this new dad. And, like, its not really cool with him yet. And, like, im not ready to joke about new dad yet. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] you know what i mean. Seth you need a little time. Yeah. Seth so you filmed, you werent super confident about the outcome of the election or anything. You didnt do anything that could get thrown in your face . Um no, i mean. Seth okay. Thats good, though. Nothing will stop the people who want to try to throw things at you. Seth yeah, exactly. Theyre not that discerning about what they throw or which face they throw it in. No, but they all, like, have their kids on their shoulders and look really sweet, but theyre just like very angry at you. Seth you mean people on twitter or real life . People trolling online. Seth yeah, it is funny when people are really mad at you online, and they say the worst things. And youre right, like the picture its always seth its either a twitter egg or a guy with like a kid on his shoulder. Always. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth and hes like proud dad. American. And youre like, this guy seems great except for the [ bleep ] stuff he just said to me. Yeah, right. Your picture is super sweet. Seth yeah, its always like youre hiking with your wife. You seem like hes got it all. Seth yeah. But hes, like, taking time. But you know what, i dont even have anyone in my phone that would ever, like, write mean things to a celebrity. So m like, i dont know who these people are. Seth yeah. I dont know how we started talking about this. Did i talk to your producer about that . [ laughter ] seth no thats this is see again, and i think this is really helpful. Sometimes it doesnt have to be a thing we decided. Yeah. Its organic. [ laughter ] seth its always great to see you. Thank you. Seth and your bow was great the whole time. Really . Seth and i cant wait and so family feud premiers on netflix in june . No [ laughter ] the leather special. The 7th. Seth okay, great. This tuesday on netflix. But, really, family feud. Seth family feud. [ light laughter ] amy schumer, everybody. The leather special starts streaming march 7th on netflix. 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Our next guest is the emmyaward winning host of the hit show rupauls drag race. The ninth season premieres friday, march 24th on vh1. Please welcome to the show, rupaul, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im fantastic. Seth im so happy to have you here. I just love you seth oh, thank you. Actually i think i saw you naked at the gym once. Seth really . Yes. Really good. Seth really . Thank you so much. [ cheers ] that is fantastic to hear. Yeah. Seth because ive seen the show, you can be very honest with people. Youre an honest person. Well, the show is a competition reality show, so we have and these are kids who have been in the business who are taking it to that next level. So they are looking to me to let them know to break it down seth yeah. So thats what im there for. Seth well, i feel very honored that i got such a positive down breaking. [ light laughter ] yes, seth, you are the winner of this weeks challenge. [ light laughter ] seth thank you. Based upon your shower appearance. [ light laughter ] seth i want to you have so many celebrity guests on the show, and lady gagas coming on. Is that yes we got lady gaga [ cheers and applause ] lady gaga [ cheers and applause ] seth im so glad to see that you are that excited about it. How does Something Like that come about . Well, she tweeted me that she wanted to do the show. Let me back, back, back. You know, shes a new york girl who got her start here in clubs as i did. And a lot of the kids, you know, know that i was you know, i was running around those clubs a long time ago, you know. And she tweeted, and finally we connected, you know, because, as you know with shows, these kind of shows, its coordinating peoples schedules so that they can do it. Seth sure. And it just worked out. It was shared, you know. Seth and you, ive weve had guests on this show before where ive talked to them about the fact that theyre huge fans of your show. Hmm. Seth and i wonder, are you surprised when different celebrities are fans . Well, i probably should say, yes, but, at the same time i sound like La Toya Jackson, because she says, she says my favorite food is sushi, but at the same time, i dont like fish. [ light laughter ] seth right. So, thats a La Toya Jackson [ light laughter ] but no, im not surprised, because Everybody Loves drag. If youre around kids, children in strollers, they love sparkly, shiny things. And anybody in show business knows that were all in youre born naked. And honey, the rest is drag. Seth yeah. Everybody in show business. [ cheers and applause ] seth i think thats very true. I want to talk about the evolution of the show because it sort of started as cult hit, but its evolved into something a lot more mainstream. Is that what changed, do you think, in the time youve been doing it . Well, i think that young people change. You know, in marketing, marketing 101, you realize someone turns 18 every single day. Theyve never heard of bellbottoms, so what do you do . You sell them bellbottoms seth right, yeah. You know . And same could be said about with happening in politics right now. People are buying some old schlock were like, no, stay away from the bellbottoms [ light laughter ] seth yeah. You know. But, i think that young people caught up to what we are doing. Because what were doing, its a commentary on the human existence and trying on different identities, and young people are looking at identities. Especially young women are looking at our shows and go, you know what . I dont want to fit into that sort of, you know, extension, big boobs, sort of that, that ideal of what a feminine woman is. And theyre rebelling. And a lot of those young women, young girls, were talking 13, watch our shows, and they go, yes they are make, to sort of, make fun of identity, and they relate on that level. Seth thats fantastic. Yeah. Seth how did your style evolve, your look evolve over time . Because it did not start where it is now. No, no. I was in a punk rock band years and years ago, and we, we to set the social this is the reagan 80s. So, as a social commentary, we would dress up in what was called gender fword drag. Seth okay, got you. And it was smeared lipstick and combat boots. Its like, yeah you know. And, but, even when i was in that style of drag, straight guys would look at me like, hey, whats up . [ laughter ] you know, and i thought, huh, note to self, you know. And then as, and then in new york, as i needed to make a living, i changed from that style of drag into what i like to call black hooker drag. Seth oh, okay. Which is sort of like a soul train dancer, you know . Seth sure, of course. And i love which i love, because all my fashion sense, i live for prostitutes, you know. [ laughter ] thats just the way i am. And that was really successful for me until i went above 14th street and hit the big time. And thats when i do the glamazon drag, which is what i do today, glamazon drag. [ cheers and applause ] seth and i this is a fantastic photo because, obviously, seeing you here, youre a very tall person. And here you are with nicole richie, and that is really speaks volumes, to [ laughter ] what are you like when you see yourself in drag . Is it normal to you now . No, its never been normal to me to see myself. Its so amazing to look at this creature. I see a picture of myself, and i go, thats outrageous [ light laughter ] thats crazy. And shes a littlebitty thing, nicole richie. But i also tried to wear the tallest heels i could possibly find. The highest hair because, you know, you know, i like to exaggerate it. Seth sure. But i get surprised when i just see myself out of drag, too, you know . [ laughter ] seth okay, got you. Is that me . You know . Seth thats just a thing about you. It has nothing to do with drag. No, and i think, just being in these human bodies is such an incredible trip. I never got over the fact that i landed in a human body. So being in a human body, i want to play with all the colors, all the textures, and thats what drag race is all about. And im so excited. Now weve moved to vh1 seth yeah. Which and more people get to watch it now. I had a show, a talk show on vh1 20 years ago this year. Seth look at that. [ cheers and applause ] 20 years ago. Seth full circle. Full circle. Seth well, i such a huge fan of what you do. Youre so good at it. Youre just saying that. Seth no, i truly am. And thank you so much for being here. We really appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] rupaul, everybody. The 9th season of rupauls drag race premieres friday, march 24th on vh1. Well be right back with music from panic at the disco. Thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] larms wheres the car . Itll be here in three. Uh, four minutes. Are you kidding me . 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[ cheers and applause ] seth tonights grammynominated musical guests are playing a sold out show at new Yorks Madison Square garden tomorrow night here to perform their title track off their number one album death of a bachelor, give it up for panic at the disco do i look lonely i see the shadows on my face people have told me i dont look the same maybe i lost weight or im playing hooky with the best of the best pull my heart out my chest so that you can see it too im walking the long road watching the sky fall the lace in your dress tangles my neck how do i live the death of a bachelor woah letting the water fall the death of a bachelor woah seems so fitting for happy ever after how could i ask for more a lifetime of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor im cutting my mind off it feels like my heart is going to burst alone at a table for two and i just wanna be served and when you think of me am i the best youve ever had share one more drink with me smile even though youre sad im walking the long road watching the sky fall the lace in your dress tangles my neck how do i live the death of a bachelor woah letting the water fall the death of a bachelor woah seems so fitting for happy ever after how could i ask for more a lifetime of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor the death of a bachelor woah letting the water fall the death of a bachelor woah seems so fitting for happily ever after how could i ask for more a lifetime of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor [ cheers and applause ] seth panic at the disco, everybody. 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Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause ] carson hey folks. Its carson daly here. Another edition of last call. Thanks for being here. Skylark is where were at in new york. Heres what we got tonight. For our spotlight, time after time star genesis rodriguez