[ laughter ] maybe more. The Electoral College met today to cast their ballots for president and vice president. Its the First College donald trump has gotten into without a letter from his father. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but he got in. He definitely got in. At his Year End Press conference on friday president obama said the democrats lost the election because they are quote characterized as coastalliberal, latte sipping, politically correct out of touch folks. He then literally took a sip of a latte. [ laughter ] level 10 trolling right there. President obama recently said he and donald trump most likely have different definitions of Political Correctness and just as likely different spellings. [ laughter ] i would like to get another r in there and i love a c. So give me a couple of cs. John mccain criticized president obama yesterday and said he had no strategy and no policy on dealing with russias recent hackings. Oh, he has a strategy, all right. Its called running out the clock. [ light laughter ] now let me see i guess that would be your problem. [ cheers and applause ] china last week china last week seized a u. S. Navy drone submarine from International Waters in the south china sea, which was a real bummer for the guy operating it. [ laughter ] i got bad news. I got bad news, barak. I took out the drone. I know you told me not to but the chinese got it. Oh, thats all right. Thats their problem. The Chinese Government said this weekend that it will return the u. S. Naval drone submarine that it captured last week. Its how they told us that is surprising. [ laughter ] in bed. Nursing home facilities have reportedly been using robotic therapy cats to sooth their residents. Said nursing home residents, screw that, i want weed. Robot cat, this is terrifying. [ laughter ] and finally the price of gold increased today after falling to its lowest level in almost a year which can only mean one thing. Trump is remodeling his bathroom. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen we have a fantastic show for you tonight. She is nominated for a golden globe, for her performance in the fx mini series, American Crime story the people vs. O. J. Simpson, our friend Sarah Paulson is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] he just landed a role in broadways hamilton beginning in january and contributed to an incredible comic book for charity, taran killam, and writer, mark andreyko, are here to talk about love is love and we will have music from singersong writer tori kelly. [ cheers and applause ] youre here on a great night tonight here at late night. Before we get to all that, theres been a lot of talk about the threat donald trump poses to democratic norms but its not just trump, as we found out last week from a political crisis in North Carolina, where republicans sought to strip power away from the Incoming Democratic governor before he takes office. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth the Electoral College voted today and confirmed that donald trump will be our next president and good for him. The voters spoke and he won fair and red square. Now [ laughter ] of course, more voters chose Hillary Clinton by about 3 million votes, but unfortunately for her, our election rules are more complicated than a game of quidditch. Sure, she got more points but trump got the golden snitch. [ laughter ] but still, by the rules of our electoral system, donald trump won and our democracy depends on accepting the legitimacy of our opponents and the votes of people who disagree with us. Which is why what happened last week in North Carolina is so troubling. It is being called a legislative coo in North Carolina. The gop controlled Legislature Making a brazen push to sharply reduce the power of the new governor, democrat roy cooper, before he even takes office. What the republican led simply and legislature is trying to do is pass some bills and laws to actually curtail the Incoming Democratic governors powers. Its one thing to lose a close race and be bitter about it. Its an entirely different one to try to jam through changes to strip away your opponents powers. Seth so, republicans lost and now gop legislators are stripping power away from the democratic governor before he takes office. Thats like losing a bet and paying with monopoly money. 500. Just like we said. Sorry its tiny and orange. [ laughter ] for example, four years ago when republican became governor the legislature expanded the number of appointments the governor gets to make, from 500 to 1500. Now that a democrat is taking over, the legislatures has suddenly decided to cut that number from 1500 to 425. And then theres this, in North Carolina the Governors Party controls state and county election boards. But they gop changed the rules to allow democrats to chair the state board of elections in odd numbered years and allowed a republican to chair the board in even numbered years. Why did they give democrats odd numbered years . Because in odd number years, there are no elections its like winning yankee season tickets for all games between november and march. Now it should be noted that one of the reasons the republicans even have the massive majority in the state legislature they needed to pass these laws in the first place, is that as a Court Earlier ruled many of our districts are racially jury mannered and unconstitutional. Basically, they drew some districts to group together as many African American voters as possible to dilute their political power. Take a look at North Carolinas congressional map. Now take a look at district 12. Its so weirdly shaped they cant even fit the 12 in it. [ laughter ] it looks like a rorschach test. What do you see in this shape . I dont know, its either a dragon of 300 years of institutional racism. [ laughter ] so needless so say, the republican power grab prompted protests at the state capital. With protestors knocking on the doors of the Senate Chamber demanding to be heard. Police even going to far as to arrest santa claus. I asked you to leave the building. I understand. Okay. This is my building. Alright sir, follow this officer please. Theyre arresting santa claus. Santa seth they arrested santa claus. Though to be fair he is wanted on like 8 billion counts for breaking and entering. [ laughter ] some republican lawmakers lashed out of protest despite the fact that they were peaceful. In fact, the protestors were so peaceful that one of them tried inviting a Police Officer over to her house. How are you doing . Im good. How are you today . Good. Im glad. I want you to come for christmas dinner at our house. Thank you, maam. I do need you to leave the third floor right now though. I know you do, but you know i cant. Okay. Let me tell you if you dont leave ill have to arrest you for Second Degree trespassing. I understand. Im good with that. Youre good with that . Okay, ill give you one more chance. Will you please leave . Nah. I need you stand up. Im going to arrest you for Second Degree trespassing. Seth that is the most polite policeprotester interaction i have ever seen. Instead of handcuffs he locked her up in friendship bracelets. [ laughter ] the executive director at the North Carolina republican party, Dallas Woodhouse, defended the new laws by listing all of the other things the Incoming Democratic governor roy cooper will still be able to do once he is in office. Roy cooper still going to be the governor. He still gets the keys to the mansion at some point on january 1st. He still gets to use the big ball room. Seth so he cant do anything but he gets a mansion and a ballroom. Does he also get a typewriter so he can work on his novel . [ laughter ] he also argued in multiple interviews last week that it was okay for republicans to do this because democrats tried similar, though much less triconian measures in the past. And said anyone that thinks republicans wouldnt try to strip the incoming governor of his powers is just being naive. Do you think it was wrong what the democrats did, then . Chuck, i think wrong is always in the eye of the beholder of whos ox is getting gored. That is the way its always been in these things. So what youre saying, in this case two wrongs make a right . What i would say is that legislatures overtime on both sides of the aisle have deemed that they loath executive power but theyll give a little more to their guy but when the other side gets in theyll scale it back. Hey, guess what chuck, next thing you know youll say theyre gambling in casa blanca. I mean, come on. Seth did you have playing cards ready during the entire interview . Was he holding them the hold time . Youre not allowed to have props. Are you the carrot top of politicians . This was in no way a naked power grab. A naked, power, grab. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] now just to give you an idea of how deeply divided North Carolina is, politically, that guy Dallas Woodhouse has a brother, brad, whos a democratic operative in North Carolina. They famously went on cspan together in 2014 and a caller asked them to put aside their political differences. This is steves show, dallas. Raleigh, North Carolina. Hey, somebody from down south. Youre right im from down south. Oh, god, its mom. And im your mother and i disagree that all families are like ours. I dont know many families that are fighting at thanksgiving. Is this really your mother . Yeah, its our mom. I was very glad that this thanksgiving was a year that you two were supposed to go to your inlaws and im hoping youll have some of this out of your system when you come here for christmas. Seth i guess shes still upset about the time her son dallas gerrymandered the turkey. [ laughter ] i think its fair to say that like the woodhouse boys, mom were all hoping for a peaceful christmas and this is the time of the year when we take stock of all the things we take for granted. Things like living in a stable healthy democracy. But democracy isnt something that succeeds on its own. If its going to survive we have to fight for it. We cant just sit on our ass and let the fat cats grab our rights. [ cheers and applause ] thats the real constitution. This has been a closer look. Well be right back with Sarah Paulson. [ cheers and applause ] is your deodorant leaving white marks or yellow stains on your clothes . Use new degree ultraclear black white. No white marks on black clothes. And no yellow stains on white. So your white clothes stay white. And your black clothes stay black. Choose degree ultraclear black white. It wont let you down. 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The lexus line of luxury suvs. Giving you the power to make your own way. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers ] also a huge thrill for myself, for all of us. Hes here to add his incredible vocals for the 8g band all week, and his band, the hold steady, just rereleased deluxe editions of two classic albums that i personally love, almost killed me and separation sunday on french kiss records. Craig finn is here this week, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for craig right there. Also, the week keeps getting better. We have fred armisen back on drums. Give it up for fred. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic job on snl this week, and it was so great to see you back doing something with vanessa. Fred oh, thanks. Seth that was great. And i have to say, having fred here is so fantastic because we always catch up, and we always talk about tv. And we both love tv. But one thing i often say to fred is my criticism right now is theres too much good tv. I cant watch everything thats on. Fred says thats not a problem for him that he watches every episode of every Television Show that is on tv. [ light laughter ] i think thats impossible, but you stand by that statement. Fred oh, i watch everything. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] everything. You can say right now. You just said it to impress me, and its not true. Fred i watch everything. Seth okay. Fred all the way through. Seth okay. [ light laughter ] that means its time once again for Fred Armisens extremely accurate tv recaps. [ cheers and applause ] seth okay, fred. You remember how this works. Im gonna give you the name of a Television Show. Fred uhhuh. Seth and youre gonna describe to me what the show is about to prove that you watch every episode of every show. [ light laughter ] fred great, do it. Yes. Seth okay. This show is incorporated on syfy. Fred oh, incorporated. Do you know it . Seth no. Fred youve never seen it . Seth i have not. Fred the pilot, youve not seen seth i have not seen any of it . Fred incorporated, it is its very highpaced, very fast. Its like the fashion world, and people just run through the halls, you know . Like, with, like, different fashions, and, like, theyre about to do a big show, its, like, photographers a lot of fast talking. Its, like, a just a very fast its, like, a fashion seth give me some sample dialogues. Fred youre gonna walk in here . No. You got to walk the other way. What . Excuse me. [ laughter ] get out of this office. What . Get out of this office now. Now, now come back in here come back in the office get out of his office that kind of thing. [ laughter ] so the bosses are really bossy, and, like, all the people, like, working for them are, like, spilling coffee. Its a lot, like, of nervous people trying to make, like, the bosses happy. Seth okay, gotcha. And this is on the syfy network . Fred on the syfy network, yes. [ laughter ] seth because the description in tv guide is set in the future where companies have seemingly unlimited power, a young executive risks everything fred in the fashion seth infiltrates the corporate world fred fashion world, yes. [ laughter ] seth give it up for fred armisen, everybody. Fred thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth our first guest is a golden globe nominee for her portrayal of marcia clark in the hit fx series, American Crime story the people v. O. J. Simpson. Please welcome back to the show, Sarah Paulson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . Seth you know, i am so good. One of my one of the great things about 2016 for me is one of my favorite people, you, was in my one of my favorite shows, people v. O. J. Simpson. Youre not sure what its called. Seth o. J. Simpson. Yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] seth o. J. Wins again. O. J. Simpson, yeah. Seth o. J. Simpson. Also, still killing. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] congratulations. Thank you. Seth but youve now because now, this is Golden Globes nomination, which is so exciting, you won an emmy for this. Hi, fred. Fred hi. Sorry. Seth no, thats right. I had a real straight eye shot right there with fred. How are ya . Fred hi, how are you doing . Seth and he does kind of he does. Hes boring into me with his gaze. [ laughter ] seth are you youve talked about marcia clark a lot. She was you brought her to the emmys. I dont know who i dont know who youre talking about. Yeah. Seth no, but shes yeah, uh seth do you ever are you running out of things to talk about, or are you happy to still be no, its a kind of wonderful thing because in the beginning when i was starting to work on it, people had so many negative opinions about her. Seth yeah. And i would try to convince them otherwise that she was a sort of formidable, great lady and had an enormous heart. And they were like, yeah, yeah. She got the bad hair, the bad skirts. She lost. You know. Seth yeah. And now theres been a lovely narrative shift, and people have a lot of feeling and good will towards her. And i feel very proud to be associated with that, so seth she is wonderful. She was here. We had her as a guest. You had her on . Seth yeah, it was fantastic oh, wow. Seth to talk to her. And again, i think its so strange to have somebody that my opinion of her has completely shifted because of this Television Show. Yeah. Seth but is it true that you have never watched it nope. Seth because it would be too sad . I think it sounds really actressy and crazy, but i think i thought somehow we were going to change the outcome of the verdict. Seth uhhuh. Sure. [ laughter ] because, you know, we were up there. And a lot of our dialogue in the courtroom was actually lifted, certainly the big moments the, you know seth mmhmm. Closing arguments, opening arguments, all that stuff that certain witnesses that were famously on the stand. So, we had actual dialogue listed from the transcripts. And so, were up there, a lot of times, wearing the exact things that they were wearing. Seth sure. And we just felt like if we just pitched it in a particular way, it might have it was a sort of fantastical idea. But sterling, who played darden, we also both felt that hes watched it, though, and i have not. Seth was it then, the day you filmed the verdict, was that the hardest day . That was a hard day. Seth yeah. Yeah, it was a hard day, and i think it would be very, very hard for me to watch because i dont want to watch her lose. Seth right. Now, this is ryan murphy, who youve worked with on American Horror story. Yes. Seth on many seasons of that yeah, six now. Seth six of that. Yeah. Seth and this art do people ever ask you, do you get tired of working with him . Yeah. I think they think, you know, dont i want to spread my wings and fly . As they say, but i have gotten to play a twoheaded lady, a blind witch, a heroin addict, and marcia clark in all in, like, four or five years. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i dont know where i would go where i would feel quite as challenged and quite as excited as i would. Seth hes a fantastic guy to have in your life. I think that hes done very right by me. I can say that, sure. Seth im thrilled about this as well. Mindy kaling was here last week, and we were talking about oceans eight. Yeah. Seth this is the fullfemale cast heist movie yes. Seth that is happening, filming right now in new york yeah. Seth and, but, its a starstudded cast. Youve got weve got anne hathaway. Weve got kate blanchett. We have mindy. Weve got Sandy Bullock. Weve got Helena Bonham carter, awkwafina, and rihanna, who is not famous at all. Seth no. No. [ laughter ] thats sort of vague. Seth mindy was saying rihanna is the one that draws the most. Yeah, you cant if youre standing next to her and paparazzi are taking a picture, like, wow, i think theyre going yeah, yeah. Really, its because rihanna is standing next to you. Seth yeah. Theyre not interested in you at all. Yeah, we had a kind of funny its been a really its i know people want there to be some kind of crazy drama going on between all the women because how could so many women be in a room and actually get along . [ light laughter ] its like they totally the people are so depressed. Theyre like, oh, you, you what is it like . Im like, theyre great. Oh, theyre great . Yeah, theyre great . Really . They look so depressed. But, we had this, like, one moment where all of us sitting around and someone mentioned that there was a big online sale, and everyone, like, whipped out their phones. And we were all trying to look at things. And i found, like, a couple of things. And i was showing it. Rihanna next to me, and i was like, what do you think of that . And she was like, yeah, yeah. And then, i showed her a pair of pants i thought were the most hideous pants i have ever seen, and she was like, i think those are so cool. And i was like, me too. [ laughter ] i think those are so cool. Because theres no one i mean, rihanna is the definition seth rihanna decides everything. Yeah, and theres a picture in the definition of cool, and its like, theres rihanna just like seth and you came into this as a rihanna fan. Yeah. Every time i look at her, im like work work work work work [ laughter ] seth has she ever heard you . No, but a couple of times i have gotten, like, Sandy Bullock gave me the side eye, like [ laughter ] seth you were im like diamonds oh, sorry. Like, its just every time i see her it just starts. Seth yeah, well there you go. Its bad. Its bad. Its not good. Seth look, thats all right. I think when this is over, rihannas going to talk about how cool you were. Im not sure that thats true. [ laughter ] totally not true, though. Seth one place i know that you maybe have a little bit of trouble keeping your cool, you do not like to fly. No, no, sir. Seth never. I really, you know, dont have a choice. You do have to seth yeah. If there was another way to do it, i would do it. Seth youd really do it if you would . If i could teleport seth okay. Not be a part of the whizzing through space thing would be really good. Seth got you. Its a giant metal tube with wings, and youre seth no, no, no. Dont ruin it for the rest of us. [ light laughter ] but you part of your procedure, you like to say hi to the pilot. Oh, yes. Seth okay. I will not fly unless they let me in the cockpit to have a little word with them before we go. [ light laughter ] seth and how does that interaction go . Its always the same. Seth uhhuh. I always say, how long have you been doing this . [ light laughter ] and they always make the same joke, like, oh, like today is my first day. And im like, ha, ha, not funny. [ laughter ] its just not funny to me at all, and get your little pilot humor. And, yeah. Seth i would like to think an adult woman who needs to meet them wants comedy. [ light laughter ] they also offer to give me wings all the time. Like, you want some wings . And im like, no, i dont want Animal Crackers either. Get out of here. Its just not good. Seth and have i heard there were a few occasions where they tried to do odd things to make you feel comfortable. On a certain airline, which is united seth yeah. [ laughter ] they sometimes leave channel nine open to listen to air Traffic Control seth i remember, yeah. Which i quite like. Most people think, why would you want to know that . But to me, i like knowing the lay of the land and that there are a hundred planes in the air, and everybody talking to everybody. But the pilot started whispering my name, like every four so he would be like, this is united 449. [ whispering ] sarah. [ laughter ] i was like and i think he thought that it was going to make me feel relaxed, like, you know, hes making contact with me. And instead i just thought, first of all, freaky, creepo. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Second of all, focus on giving our coordinates. Thats all that needs to be told to air Traffic Control. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. And the whole time im not kidding, on the air [ whispering ] sarah. [ laughter ] and we got off the plane, he was like, so, did you hear me . Yeah, yeah, i did. I totally heard you. Seth the weird thing is also a hundred other people heard you. Yes, exactly. [ light laughter ] everybody heard you. Seth weird pilots wondering [ whispering ] sarah. Seth has anything ever happened to you where youve ever met a pilot, where you have said, im out of here . No, ive never gotten off the plane really seth yeah. But i have been dissatisfied with the way theyve chatted with me. Seth okay, got you. I like for them to be cheerful and friendly. Seth do they ever ask you to sit down . Do they ever sometimes they wont let me into the cockpit. [ laughter ] seth really . Do they come out . Theyre like yeah, theyre like, well have that conversation in the galley. And im like, really . I you know. Or they offer to let me sit in their seat, which is always, like, a nice fur, like, sheepskin thing for their seth yeah. Comfort and all of that, but i dont want to sit in your seat and possibly have my ass bump, like, something that then causes something serious to happen. Seth right. And then, theyre like, were coming. Sarah sarahs ass [ laughter ] seth well, thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. Seth its always such a pleasure. Best of luck at the globes. Thank you. Seth Sarah Paulson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with taran killam and marc andreyko. [ cheers and applause ] something powerful happens when you filter. Because when you filter out the bad. Youre left with. The good. In life. And in water. Choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. Choose the filtered life. Only at t offers you all your live channels and dvr on your devices, datafree. Its entertainment. Your way. 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Please welcome to the show taran killam and mark andreyko, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome, gentlemen. Im so happy to have you here. Thank you so much for having us. Seth this is an incredible undertaking that you guys set out on here. After the Pulse Night Club shooting, how quickly did you have this idea, mark, to put together, called all the sort of artists and creators you know and put this comic together . The sunday morning after. I grew up in the 80s and im a child of we are the world and do they know its christmas. So my reaction was, i know all of these comic book people and all these professionals and all these great actors. Lets do something. So i hit something on facebook and that afternoon, 75 people said, were in. So i was like, oh i guess im making a book. Seth and was it cathartic to have this project to work through the emotions that i feel as though we were all yeah, absolutely. Part of the reason of doing it instead of just giving money to charity, was that it allows us as artists to kind of process our feelings about it and our grief and our defiance and our hope. And, you know, the title is love is love and that book is completely generated from the love of all the generous people that did such great work. Seth and one of the cool things about it is, no story, no piece of art, nothing is longer than two pages. Yeah. Seth so you have all these very succinct expressions of love and of healing throughout the book. This is one you did with george perez, correct . Yeah. I got to write for george perez. For the noncomics people, hes like the orson wells of comics. Seth yeah. Getting to work with him is crazy. Seth and so this is sort of a beautiful piece of art that you guys did together. Taran, you wrote one and whod you get to work with here . Yeah, yeah. So barry crane is the artist who did this deathstroke comic. Because dc and idw copublished this. Nobody got paid anything, it cost zero. Even the paper was free, and 100 of the proceeds go to Equality Florida . Equality florida and theyre earmarked specifically the people that were effected by orlando. Seth thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Seth it really is. Talk to us about this is a fantastic piece, it really i was taken away who is the artist here . An artist named phil noto who is doing a star wars book right now for marvel and gerry duggan whos the writer of the deadpool comic book wrote this one, yeah. Seth thats great. Its beautiful. Its really a fantastic book. Now you two, well you Work Together on a comic called the illegitimates, which is about the illegitimate children of a james bond type character. That was an idea that you had and you two teamed up yeah, i loved comic books and mark and i were friends and knew he was a writer so i brought that idea to him and he was very generous enough to jump on board and we just had a lot of fun doing it and it improved our friendship. I would say our friendship was already in good shape, but seth working thats good. If you Work Together and like people more, thats good, yeah. Its a rare occurrence. Seth what did you have to teach taran since he was the rookie . Nowhere near enough. It was kind of annoying how effortless it was. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] youre nice, youre goodlooking, youre talented. Do you hate dogs . Theres gotta be something. Seth theres something. You were trying to find some hook to hate we all look and we cant find it. I know, its really frustrating. Do you want one . Seth whats your process whats your oh, no. Oh, no, taran. [ cheers and applause ] i love the rams. Seth i hate you. I love the rams. Seth i did go back go back, rewind. When i hugged taran, i do whisper, i hate that sweater. [ laughter ] i for real whispered that thats a terrible sweater and by the way, lets take one moment for the rams, back in l. A. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very exciting. Seth 410. Oh boy, yeah. [ laughter ] seth just fired their coach. Yeah, yeah. Seth not a good football team. No, no. Seth taran, this is i have season tickets. Seth your enthusiasm not cowed yet. Yes, no. [ laughter ] so i these are my three best friends from college and we went to the game and the rams team has been very kind and supportive of my social media and my fandom and theyre like, well put you on the jumbotron. In the Fourth Quarter in the Fourth Quarter having been shirtless the entire game, they threw us on the jumbotron when the score was 427 in favor of the falcons. [ light laughter ] seth i once recorded a video for my homecoming for northwestern where i went to school. Yeah. Seth and it was what they played before the Fourth Quarter and the game i did it for, they were losing by 40 points and i wanted to call and say, dont play my video. Cancel cancel seth and it was like, hey, we can do this no, no, no. Squeezing smiles. Were shirtless seth so, im always fanscinated when i meet comic creators, what do you remember your first comic, the first one you read that sent you down this path of being in this world. Yeah, amazing spider man 136. I was on an airplane with my mom, i was four years old and it was peter parker versus Harry Osborne as the green goblin. So some people remember important facts, those are what i remember. [ light laughter ] seth four years old with a comic, thats fantastic. Yeah, thats how i learned to read. From spider man and sesame street, so yeah. Seth thats very good. Its true. Seth do you remember your first . Yeah, jim lees xmen 92 relaunch. And jim lee did a piece of art for love is love. Seth he did yeah, a harry potter piece, right . Exactly, j. K. Rowling. This was great, j. K. Rowling gave us permission to use harry potter characters and a quote from the book. This is the First Authorized harry potter comic book art ever, and jim lee for the people that dont know comics, is the best artist in comics and hes the publisher of d. C. So for her to support this book. If i ever meet her, im like, can i give you a kidney or bone marrow because this is so generous of her. Its really, really awesome. Seth thats fantastic. And she has the money. She can get kidneys. [ laughter ] again, she is a very kind person but she did very well. [ light laughter ] speaking of someone whos doing very well, this is so exciting. I texted you as soon as i heard this. For those of you that havent heard the news, taran is about to play the king in hamilton on broadway. There you go. [ cheers and applause ] this is true. [ cheers and applause ] seth turn that off. They can take this away from you. Today was my first rehearsal actually. I came from rehearsal to here. And its crazy. Its awesome. Seth thats great. Its the best musical ever and for those who dont know, its the funniest role in the show. Seth it is a role that is meant for talented funny person to step in and sort of three scene stealing songs. Yeah. Seth have you seen the show yet, mark . No, but now i can get tickets. Seth exactly. I think everyone close by in fact, everyone in the studio audience, if you look under your seats, are tickets to phantom, i couldnt get you tickets [ light laughter ] seth these guys also want tickets . Yeah. Seth they have seven other friends and they have spelled out hamilton. Yeah. [ light laughter ] and fred has a project he wanted me to plug, right, that youre really excited about. Fred thats right. Yeah. Fred will you give a shout out, please . Seth yeah. So he just came into the dressing room and said, will you do me a favor and plug my new project rogue one . fred yes. Seth oh youre youre in rogue one . Fred i helped finance it. [ laughter ] seth thats great. Congrat everybody is doing great. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah. Seth genuinely thank you to both of you for putting so much time and effort. Its a really fantastic idea, mark. And thanks for having the energy and heart to see it through and we really appreciate having both of you here. Taran killam and mark andreyko, everybody. Love is love, available december 28th. Well be right back with more late night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so if you have a flat tire, dead battery, need a tow or lock your keys in the car, geicos emergency roadside assistance is there 24 7. Oh dear, i got a flat tire. Hmmm. Uh. Yeah, can you find a take where its a bit more dramatic on that last line, yeah . Yeah i got it right here. Someone help me i have a flat tire well its good. 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I dont know about you, but when i watch a tv show, i watch it all the way to the end because i love seeing the closing credits because i like knowing who worked on the production and it turns out some shows have some surprising credits you may not have noticed. Were going to take a look at them now in a segment we call hidden credits. [ scattered applause ] seth all right lets get started, first one up west world. This has been one of the biggest water cooler shows of the year. You have got your editor there, your executive story editor but then theres this. [ laughter ] robot acting coach mitt romney. Glad just glad hes keeping busy. Didnt get secretary of state, got that. Next up, empire still going strong over on fox and i had no idea about this right here, there we go, taye diggss head polisher, maggie kettering. [ laughter and applause ] the smoothest head in the business, taye diggs. Next up, one of the most popular reality shows on tv is the biggest loser. Heres something you dont expect to see in the credits. Right here, winner the biggest loser, loser, the least biggest loser. [ laughter and applause ] just doing the math in my head, that does check out. That checks out. Next up, one of the most popular shows on tv is the walking dead and if youre wondering how the show feels so realistic, this explains it. Catering by billys brains of burbank and im also happy to say, billys brains of burbank is now the caterer for late night as well. Bored by Bargain Basement brains, buckle up because you better believe, billys brains of burbank are the best brains money can buy. Dont over think it, billys brains are bloody brilliant. [ light laughter ] next up, the National Geographic channel reality show doomsday preppers, which is about survivalist preparing for the end of civilization, but if you ever notice this in the closing credits right here, starring people who all of a sudden dont look quite so crazy, do they . [ light laughter ] my perceptions have certainly shifted. We have all seen the e true hollywood story which chronicles the rise and fall of hollywood celebrities. So i guess we probably shouldnt be surprised by this. Right here, act 2 brought to you by cocaine. Cocaine, its gonna get ya. [ light laughter ] dick clarks new years rocking eve is coming up real soon, but did you notice this in last years credits right here. Countdown voice over artist Dwight Krueger. Now this is interesting, the sound you always hear of thousands of revelers counting down to the new year is not the actual crowd. It is done by the famed voice over artist Dwight Krueger and this is pretty cool. We actually have some footage of dwight live at work behind the scenes in the dick clark new years rocking eve sound booth. Lets take a look. So you want this to sound like 5,000 people. Well, old krueger is going to give you ten. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, happy new year [ cheers and applause ] seth Dwight Krueger always giving his all. Finally, even our show late night with seth meyers has closing credits but i never noticed this one before tonight right here, cue card guy, wally feresten, seths dressing Room Supervisor wally feresten. So wally, what is a dressing Room Supervisor do . I just watch you, seth, you know, while youre in your dressing room. [ laughter ] seth i have never seen you in there. Thats because im under the couch. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] seth that was hidden credits. Well be right back with music from tori kelly. Stone rolled out who is stills tuck in a fog you said you were in paris but you were really in prague i saw your boyfriend last night and he was walking your dog [beeping] the 2017 rav4 with Toyota Safety sense, standard. Toyota. Lets go places. Versus a lube strip. With a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40 less friction. 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She voices the character of meena in the animated film, sing and performs two songs on the accompanied soundtrack. Singing her beautiful rendition of hallelujah, please welcome to the show tori kelly, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ive heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord but you dont really care for music do ya it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall and the major lift the baffled king composing hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah you say i took the name in vain i dont even know the name but if i did well really whats it to ya theres a blaze of light in every word it doesnt matter what you heard the holy or the broken hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah i did my best it wasnt much i couldnt feel so i tried to touch ive told the truth i didnt come to fool you and even though it all went wrong ill stand before the lord of song with nothing on my tongue but hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelu hallelu hallelujah [ cheers and applause ] seth tori kelly, everybody. Sing is in theaters everywhere on december 21st. The soundtrack is out now, and everyone in the audience will be going home with a copy tonight. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to Sarah Paulson, taran killam and mark andreyko, tori kelly, fred armisen, craig finn and the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hi, im carson daly. This is last call. Were coming to you from 97. 1 amp radio, where i do a little morning show in los angeles