On and off I look forward to your new stories and in fact I have to say take an opportunity to check them out and great stories all week and because nobody says that anybody anybody in the Senate or the House is saying anything truthful or real That's our musical theme tonight songs about truth and real I'd love it there you go there are lots to choose from dozens it goes with the simple truth it does indeed and what is the simple truth the night Sarah Oh we're going to poke holes in a very popular Christmas Carol good thank goodness you know I'm not a real fan of the Christmas carols No you're not I'm not I'm not one of the journals I'm more but I'm half and half I'm I'm Catholic Hebrew I'm a I'm a cashew I'm I said I'm a he Blick and he black I mean I I have it all going on all season long so I'm very happy that I get to celebrate my holidays with you guys on the air and so I'm looking forward to that segment Oh very exciting to move your book reviews from our good friend the doctor of dark Wiley one time Wiley Hello Chris looking forward to hearing about your new movie find you get out there and really find some new cool stuff because when I watch a bad movie I feel like to always live my life has been taken away from my life that I felt like that for years ever since Trump took office I feel like I've lost 2 or 3 years of democracy you know honesty and decency decency all the season we lost all the seas Wally and also we have the top of the luxuries. That we all arse in the. Gulf very very bright he's got those going Yeah listen we're bouncing it out. Yes you did dodging and that's the beauty of the show is that you can say it about lead we are commercial free. Yeah I heard about that we are and I know that we've got. Always a nice positive story the beginning we follow that up with our local stuff and by the end it gets weird I understand we've got weird stories all through the show tonight what weird stories can we expect in tonight's show look at the stories include baby Jesus Katie Yeah. Yeah and your own save cheese All right cool all right and I'm going to talk about how the more things change the more they stay the same apparently we're experiencing another Bernie blackout and we're going to talk about that a little bit on tonight's show but before we get to that what are the I know it's amazing but let's get into this because I cannot enjoy my week without getting the news the honest way we do it on this show with the Dr Dark if you never had while we want to tell you about the top 5 news stories you haven't been told the truth can you handle the truth serum can you from Wally I can Ok well then I'm like Where am I getting this truth you can't handle the truth all right lie I think I can now let's do it it's time for. 5 Things You Should Know today with Dr Jarkko Wiley one woman and now a quick news update 5 things you should know today from America today newspaper the making and flu than the Christmas tree lights in La Jolla the only place in San Diego they can still afford Christmas because we're all one paycheck away from bankruptcy how do you know it I don't know and last week during the impeachment testimony Florida Republican met attack hunted Biden saying he once crashed a rental car and the rental agency found a crack pipe in the car immediately afterward Democrats we might get he was once busted by the cops on a DUI and fighting to have as much as removed from the Internet. And was never arrested but yes was so Congress begins to win the coveted life a new face a pack receive award for 2020 regulations you ask weasel positive. Charity work with boys to give money to charities giving the money to Donald Trump personal bank account tween that and the lawsuit where he had to pay off $1000000.00 to Trump University students the presidency might actually make chump an honest man. That'll never happen I don't know but to me New Jersey Congressman Jeff then Drew is going to switch from the Democrats to the Republicans and vote against impeachment everyone wonders why I haven't answered he's from New Jersey have you ever been there to say when you spend your life 2nd do you think I can become the petro chemical industry for the much put up with how it doesn't change the fact that Trump will be impeached by the house all that does is remind us that some idiots would rather represent corporations or their own country I don't know the full impeachment update Donald Trump still guilty still in the breach and still won't. Go anywhere else and say well I had item number 5 trump campaign Photoshop jump ahead and put it on gratis and then do the same thing for 2 bibles than those and Rocky Now that's a bad idea because a racket with. Famously doing that but losing in the ring that's also the same with being a mass murderer and credit the bank is a little girl which is the was one because if he touches itself it would be like having a flashback to the Miss Teen you have a president that backstage. Donald Trump his face doesn't blow away that's really in the White House Yeah that's America that he's up there 5 things that you did that was 5 things you should know today with a doctor apparently while you're listening to laugh in your face radio 89 point one your network for social justice comedy in commentary we laugh in the face of corporate media every time we do with this show because you make it all possible check it out on our Go Fund Me and also check us out out there on the radio we are a podcast you can go and check it out on almost any pod cast dreamer it's easy to find us look for a laugh in your face radio on whatever stitcher or whatever they call that an aggregator yeah oh yeah on the Internet you know on the Internet you know just Go Fund Me go to that's the one that we well give us another heater Yes to keep us warm or you get one solid heater and well it get us the wall or on the roof. And we're were huddled around a heater like the homeless in a park or doing we're not far from a park you know nothing from home with you the cars. People wonder why a love you Wally that would be it right there well let's see what's going on in the news now. Now it's time for a commentary with. Thank you Sarah Burton. Here we go again. I can't believe it we're back here at this point yet here we go Bernie Sanders Senator Vermont has recently had a significant gains in recent polls but the corporate media and even the Democratic Party are rarely reporting it in the headlines it's like the Democratic Party did not learn for the last election which happens when you ignore the base of the party when you ignore the base of your party guys let me refresh your memory of what happened at the Hillary devival you lost it was close enough for the Republicans to steal you can't do that you're dividing the entire party let me give you an idea. In the last week a wave of polls has emerged showing a genuine full on Bernie surge but you might not know it if you watch cable television or read the headlines from the national press in fact you might not even know Bernie is running for president at all it is like a Bernie blackout if you have you seen a lot of people who did Gedge of course he is a big corporate friendly candidate so they're putting him all over the place despite all the data many in the national press corps continue know both in inaccurately reporting what's going on and also in the way that they package the polling results they'll say things like in the top 3 we have and they'll get the list and they'll do it out of order even though Bernie's in 2nd place in certain states use a past Elizabeth Warren weeks ago and they know they're never going to say he's right behind by the never say he's picking up steam and it happens over and over and the series reminded me a lot of a previous election doesn't remind you of something yeah the polls show Sanders is leading in New Hampshire 2nd place gaining momentum in Iowa swing states. In 2nd place and surging in key battleground state of Michigan that's a big one and I'll only 2020 Democrat leading President Donald Trump in Pennsylvania Wisconsin and Michigan and that's after he suffered from a heart attack and came back and it's impressive I mean how many guys have suffered a heart attack and then come back and sort of surging in the polls this is a dangerous thing the Democratic Party is doing to Bernie and I guarantee that the Russians are going to do what they did last time they got on the web and they started dividing the Democratic Party by picking fights pretending to be one side or the other they're brought in fact you can almost pick out the exact blogs and each time you hear the phrase Bertie bro using that as an insult and that became a popular meme and it was just a way to have us fight amongst us enough so that your regular independents or or center leaning people who didn't know exactly how to vote would basically think well it's a rigged game they're not letting people succeed so why do i brother showing up to vote is just a way of getting you not to show up and vote the answer is simple support what ever candidate has the best chance and the most support according to the polls you have available through polls. It's it's time to use those Find out who's actually surging and a Democrat if you don't you can count on 4 more years of Trump as a maxim goes a definition of crazy is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result please learn don't be crazy make the leader of the polls the nominee or will all pay the price leave the dirty tricks and the rigging up to the opposition party that's my comment if you don't figure out how to stay away from trying to rig your own game you're going to have it happen all over again to tell us what you think at the laugh in your face on Facebook. All right guys. I know. He's not very corporate friendly and they don't like the fact that he's getting his donations from independent people sending in their money they like to be able to pay a politician make an investment and how that investment comes back to them after that person is President United States they can't do that with Bernie and so that's where we're running into into problems I was a big burly fan I am a big Bernie fan but I tell you if Camila Harris was the nominee if Biden is a nominee I would rather vote for anyone than Donald Trump I can't take that guy for another 4 years that's where I'm coming from take a dog drop you know the Donald Trump That's right so regardless I'm going to vote for that person who are whoever that person is the thing is I think people need to all hear that because that Bernier bus death last election just pissed me off yeah it's like Ok your candidate didn't get it for whatever reason don't. Because look what happened yeah and I understand how a lot of people were disillusioned with it with the whole system because Bernie had a incredible surge and and they were doing their best to cover his group and even after the election was over there was the revolution and in fact you want to check it out that was Bernie's movement that followed the election they kept it going Bernie we were going to get the Democratic nomination because Bernie is not a Democrat he was an independent RIAA and you know part of the game you have to play is money for the Democratic committee you know I mean you just can't come in Punch to take it right Dean next to your name I thought I dislike Bernie Sanders but all that started in the last election I like there's no way the Democrats are ever going to get him give it to him and what what amazed me most was and this is the really frustrating part when it comes to scandals and it was kind of a scandal let's be honest here Donna Brazil hooking Hillary up with the. Questions before they went on to a t.v. For the debate there was a lot of stuff that happened that was just change and wrong and and I and I agree there was a lot of dirty tricks and they and frankly they owed a lot of money to the Clintons because the Clintons the Democratic Party was completely drained of money and they weren't going to get money for the campaign that came from the Clinton supposed to be you know I've planned on going to be a big primary. Turned into that right and the idea how it helps how Hillary Clinton did it at the end going through the whole primary season like that and then take it on trumpet and technically she did win the popular vote if I thought of all 1000000 but I was a millions out about 3000000 yeah and amaze me most and it's so frustrating if the dams and in the party and this is independent of Hillary if they had just let Hillary beat Bernie the properly without trying to rig the game without without shutting down his polling stations in his in his hometown so it was painfully obvious that they had done it without trying to regain their own cheating lead to trump in the White House I mean pencil not voting Yeah I mean I just thought it was a huge demographic that they just didn't show and the thing is that you've got to go with who has the Porsche got to go with who has the excitement behind them and certainly I would just by having Trump in the race is making damn show up just to get rid of it I don't think we're going to have that low voter turnout on the Democratic side this time I think there's people out there would vote for a piece of cake absolutely the cake won't get you involved in nuclear war or a mess that your trade deals or. At least people at the u.n. Would enjoy take instead of laughing at it so yeah I agree with you completely but if you want to be the Fair party if you want to be the party of representing the common person you don't cheat you don't deliberately rig the game for whoever you think is going to be the candidate and when the super delegates came. And that's where it relieved. Me and that was out of the way today as like well we paid attention because I've always been at it I actually exactly and I understand that and part of the anger part of the fervor of of the Bernier bust I guarantee you there are a lot of Russians who are on the Internet trying to convince people that they were burning or bust people and I knew a very small percentage of burning or bust people and in fact we're going to have one of them on our show tonight Diane Jean was averted her bus for us and and I scolded her on the radio every week saying there's no excuse for not voting Well I'm going to write it in like I'll never see another Hughes in Saranda in movie ever I love her I'm sorry you so much but he was leading the charge and I'm like you are so irresponsible However I did see a really interesting poll of the most popular Democrat Hillary yeah. Yeah all well actually if she were to run she would be like beating Joe Biden right now absolutely yeah yeah well the popular among the That'll tell you that popular among anybody who doesn't like Trump but and and part of it right now is that there if you're not in the limelight you're your numbers are a little skewed in other words. Ok if we talked about this before yes if it's a defeat them a credit card itself hadn't done everything to rig it towards Hillary and I'm sure that there would have been a lot less anger and a lot of left people feeling cheated but by the same token if Donald Trump and only spent his own money to get opposition research on his on Joe Biden instead of going to other countries then he wouldn't be where he is right now being impeached and you know if you do what the proper way and you don't try to rig the game your chances are you have a much better chance of winning any certainly have less chance of getting going to jail and when it comes to when it comes to elections you're going to have a lot of support because Dems like to think that their vote counts Yeah and when you do anything to get in the way you. That especially with Democrats you're you're just you're asking for trouble so I'm hoping this is my hope I'm sending it out on the radio damns if he's leading in the polls say he's leading in the polls I just did and 2 paragraphs what I haven't heard on regular media on cable television I had to look up the stats Verney's leading in a lot of states and then and there swing state and it's still early and he may fade as often they do I mean we've seen it was for the war in fade and blue to judge is coming up but he's not he's not at the level that Bernie is and it's not name recognition this is a swing it's not it's it's it's actually a movement So listen as much as I love Bernie I like I like award more that's that's just how I feel about it I think we should just let Ohio the because they tend to be the thing well them in Florida yet they're still high in Florida and they will be the end of if you like of the rest of the because that doesn't make a difference the last thing the Republicans and the Democrats wanted democracy Oh yeah yeah it's not the thing that well it's a amazing to me that we were talking about before about the Electoral College and how the electoral college tries to divide up the votes amongst a country and the idea of course is that if you have these people who are out in the in the sticks that they in order to have some representation that you at you have to have a certain number of votes in the in the Electoral College to make them a valid place that's the rationale the part that bothers me the most is there's a reason why there have to spread it out like that because that's where the people are you know California you can you can take 2 or 3 of the states and fit them in New York alone seriously come on come on I've seen are we representative of the people or are we all crazy about states' rights is that what I'm and for years this the phrase states' rights was a was a dog whistle phrase that was used in campaigns which meant. You know let's bring back slavery you know and I mean back to Klan Yeah and I got along to the business I need heat that was there. Are candidates in Mississippi right now we're still saying states' rights which is rather which is code for you know that let's get rid of civil rights so let's see what happens I'm hoping that they're listening they should be listening I'm not the only progressives saying this on the air don't cheat do it right give everyone the props Bernie is not unbeatable Ok And you and Biden is still ahead by a good 8 points as far as the polls go so you know why why shut him down. All you're doing is making yourself look like you're rigging the game so don't do it just simple simple simple simple well enough of that you know when I get into one of those little Bernie tests and Mike and I can see that with the eyes of my friend Sarah you know there's only one thing that will keep the peace between you and me Sarah is it Gaga Iowa caucus Yeah I do there it is it's the sound that means one say yes now that. It's our job to love with Sarah Byrd for all things Gaga Yeah so did you guys get to see her at the Super Bowl a couple years ago halftime show I don't watch hockey hockey. It was seriously one of the best I have time shows they've had in a really long time and I thought Prince was pretty good prince was good that's one thing no one but yeah it was yeah anyway let's not go down that road kind of you know I love or no I don't know that Prince is dead what are you worried about right then you think. Lady Gaga is returning to the Super Bowl. Oh. No. She's going to headline a t.n.t. T.V.'s Superbowl Saturday night concert in Miami the night before the Super Bowl on February the 1st so she's going to perform a set that will be live streamed on 8. The Twitter account from the city's Meridian at the island's garden venue the setlist for a guy got concert yet to be announced we're all speculating I'm saying she's going to end up doing her a nigga show from Vegas that's kind of where she's been these private gigs she's been doing a lot of people think she's going to debut material from her new album at that time and who knows but her halftime Super Bowl her future will have time show is one of the most viewed in history drawing 118000000 viewers and 150000000. Views over and I felt digital platform so yeah and I'm sorry digital n.f.l. Platform mobile. I know I've watched about 10 times anyway currently on sale if you want to go all the way out to Miami to steer or just to new streaming Lady Ga Ga at the Super Bowl. I might actually get back into sports I will go wild dislodged that I was watching the night before. And I'm I'm never going to sports did you like any sports Well I'd like it when the guys running down the football field and he gets shoved out of bounds and he plows into the coaches and the cameraman I mean that's an e.s.p.n. Classic moment perfect you know we should we should have a series of that for you I mean it was just on the people to wipe it out all in the old days on the goalpost with a shape and it was run right into. My favorite was when Madonna was the halftime show at the Super Bowl and all the gays were there the gays. Were there to see Madonna not the Super Bowl. Is great when the Super Bowl is being shown and gay bars you know sums up well you know when I feel like doing just for a little variety you know we have one of the best in field reporters working for us she's amazing does a researcher and she does her health perk I think and tonight I just can't wait to get to it because frankly she's talked. About Sex. That's right it's a little little sex percs with a good friend to center on Cassandra Hi I'm co-founder along with your health part why this sexuality self embody cognition This occurs when what is seeing effects your mood seeing a dirty ad makes you feel dirty and more likely to buy personal hygiene products psychologist you I can found when those with a negative view of casual sex viewed risque advertising as led to an increase urge to shower which then led to an increase willingness. To buy personal hygiene products and to pay more for them this story is brought to you by Lizzy Virgie's of new neuro Mark marketing dot com because Sondra won and that's Your Health Hurt thank you Cassandra I feel dry want to shower right now it's funny that she said I could every time I see a Lady Gaga video I think feel like I can do shall I guess that explains it I still wouldn't pay retail for sexual hygiene products. It was because you were sweating. Like a young man. All right let's even get into find ourselves some positive news out there. In your face. So Virginia man who grew up in a poor part of town of Harrisburg Pennsylvania came back over the weekend with a $25.00 foot truck packed with $12000.00 with the toys for the resident Adam Armstrong gave away bikes balls remote control cars all kinds of other staff to the residents of the Harrisburg Garden Apartments which is a low income section a complex where he used to live after he gave away all the toys. He wore a Santa hat and doing delivered all these toys he ended up giving away almost all of them in a thing he had left over went to the Salvation Army and apparently he's been doing this this Christmas giveaway since us December 23rd teens are giving back to the community here from. Norway recently achieved a milestone by recycling 97 percent of its plastic bottles now really can officially say some bottles have been recycled up to 50 times because men don't jump but this he condemns no easy cyclist programs because that's left enough oil to jump also criticized no way because without making a profit all the time strippers and so on a full blown have fake breasts like Donald Trump to funnel and then to the afterward just lying about. Women is what makes Donald Trump so attractive to the evangelical Christian because sexually assaulting women is a little known 11 the can then in the Bible apparently is very popular with women voters in the Midwest How is that possible here 7 you know the 1st drone project of its kind in Canada is aiming to plant 1000000000 trees by 2028 that's right they're using drones to plant trees Canadian tech companies aiming to plant 1000000000 trees by 2028 and they plan to achieve their goal with these drones Tronto based startup flash forest you can check them out on the web is using a fleet of aerial drones which has been designed to plant these trees 10 times faster than human planters can do it since they began testing their prototype drones earlier this year they have already managed to plant several 1000 trees across Ontario using pre germinated seed pods the drones are capable of planting trees at about $0.50 per sapling it's very inexpensive and certainly less expensive than hiring people to run out there in the forest and the little holes which is just one 4th of the cost of a typical planting methods flash forest hopes to diversify their ecosystems by using a different species of tree the organization is already managed to hit their 1st crowdfunding goal of $10.00 grand within an organization that has already managed this and it's like in 24 hours of launching their Kickstarter campaign everyone is very excited about this group now plans to start planting trees in April but at least $150000.00 trees in the ground by the end of 2020 cool I want to see drones plain tree damage is what is that is this line tree corporeally that Seaworld show they're going to start doing. Like 20 drones carrying a whale Yeah I was thinking they could you know do the show and then plant some trees and come back. They do it in Georgia right that it's not just for your entertainment you know the drones drone. Love Jones All right ladies and gentlemen tonight we're talking about real life and the truth so let's go with the song's about being real we could not do that scene without having Cheryl Lynn's classic This is got to be real. Just. The Who you. Know who you. Are why. The one. Who has. A while. Q When you. Knew. You. Knew. You were listening to laugh in your face radio commercial free $89.00 f.m. Descanso your network for his social justice yeah that was Sherrilyn With got to be real for all your tax increase. I'll still have to do disco they did night and there's nothing more real than living green it's time for living green it's not that easy being green when Diane Jean Diane I admire I am how are you now I'm doing great a little chilly out here where you're at in my break ground I don't feel your little chilly or if it's in the fifty's and we're all huddled around a heater in the outdoor studio that is Spring Valley studios I would say it's probably in the forty's I didn't like the temp in there I hope it is definite It's not freezing yet I thought it was going to freeze last night but instead we had a power out so now my goodness well you still have water right we still have water there you go you have water and a generator and it's awesome I guess I just got my weather update it's a chilly 56 degrees and beautiful San Diego California. Sure So tell me what today and what do you want to talk about tonight Diane I want to talk about. This that we have coming up on January 1st we have this a geological or better known as a sweat lodge a little it's not a traditional Indian pipe a lot but it is a pity you can feel an awakening through it. It's really is that if you have you ever done months I've never done a spiritual you know sweat lodge the scenario I have loved looking at the actual Native American Kiva in the places where they do that sort of ceremony I have ever been to a major There they. No You know yeah well out of it too it's very very common. When you go and you visit that these various reservations it's always a cultural thing and I always try to respect people's cultures but I know that within tribes within different groups it's always a different sort of experience that people are looking for now what do they do that's special and my grounding what special about it if it's not like I said it's not a they don't they don't claim to be a Native American ceremony similar yet in that you know it is a you know you go into that you know desk. And they you know it it's all your it's completely dark and they bring in the hot stones and then they add water to it so the temperature not sure what the temperature gets up to but it's it's a rebirthing I mean yeah it's a simulation of you you know rebirthing and leaving everything behind you so whether you have you experienced a rebirth in yourself or I have and I was at the peak of my men a pause from Templeton Yeah I think that's that's a rebirthing in the cooling down in another rebirthing that another cooling down yet you know today I am going to do it again the hot January show you going to give us a report on the air of what it's like to go into the sweat lodge and and hopefully have visions I have had that would be really cool Right yeah I will wonderful and once again that's out and the how when someone arranged to go and do this if they're interested go to the website at Madre got Graeme day dot org monitoring around a dot org got it yeah it's a donation to you you can come up and not pay pal Yeah but that would be terrible to stonemason and help the monastery out and it's a potluck. So you can bring up. Have something to eat after wonderful a little sweat and that's what nosh when not sweat not a day that magic magic is that people come out of here are. Very interesting very unique people that come out and I guess that's probably because it's the journey you have to take yes I think so a little dirt road action the little off roading action and but the best thing of course is to go to moderate ground a dot org and see if it's right for you yes the wonderful There you go Diane always a pleasure dear thank you happy holidays to you I do not say that these loons. Out there need some money the color of the tree. You're listening to laugh in your face radio 89 point one your network for social justice 89 point one out of Descanso Af-Am that makes you check us out and check out the station can s.j. Dot org They'll be more than happy to help us find new things to do in San Diego and be a part of a larger community and there's lots of activities there on their website and I know where website Well we don't have a website where we have Facebook so that's one group in me and I go funny Absolutely and also sometimes we're very likely to have this we have a strange strange world now where people lie constantly record breaking liars all yes it's true or not our president exactly well and apparently all of the senators who are lying now for him to know to protect him from impeachment that you can help to protect the Constitution when you and I think they're breaking their oath no no no that's fake news for 2 weeks and then coming up but you know we have on this show impossible if we have we have an impossible counterbalance the truth Wow The simple truth facts with Sarah for free there are no it's the holidays and that means Christmas carols and I don't know about you guys but seems like every time I go to a Christmas party I get stuck in the singing of the 12 days in which to me. It's worse than a 100 bottles of beer on the wall so if you find yourself stuck in a party where the songs being sung here are some things you might not know about the 12 Days of Christmas that you can distract yourself to the end of the song write. To the history scholars believe that the song is French in origin if you believe that all the 1st printed appearance was in an English children's book called mirth without mischief and if you haven't heard of it probably because it was printed in 1780 version that we know was written in 1009 by a British composer named Friedrich Austin I hate it right there a trick Friedrich thank you very much for this I hate this this is a part of Christmas I absolutely. People believe it started out as a memory and forfeit game which if game they play in England with the kids playing and it's really easy someone sings the lyrics to a song and then you have to sing them back and if you get it wrong you have to go you know I hate America we take a shot over there the as a kid somebody or you get a piece of candy still a song still on there was a lot of stuff on. The lawn from the start I need partridge in a pear tree remember the 5 gold rings that's as far as I write so there's this thing that was going around the Internet saying that the song was had a coded reference to Christianity and if you're interested now it's all over the Internet. They're saying that early Christians wrote it so they could pass on the catechism in secret but it is baloney never it's not what it was about. If you're not catholic you may be interested the song doesn't end on Christmas it's not the 12 days till Christmas 12 days of Christ. Well Ok. So in Catholicism. Christmas is the birth of Jesus right and then 12 days later is the epitome which is when the wise men showed up her. That's what the 12 Days of Christmas are they say burning fuel logging try to get burned for 12 days and that's one thing I know for sure it wasn't when we celebrate it oh right yeah that actually April they think it's friday. I'll give you another one. How long to take the wisemen to get there a long time not long right because here it is you know the story there was an empty head and I hear it all the babies are 2 and under so hey but I digress a time until they don't know I live let's get into it if you know why there was no room at the end because it wasn't really an end it was somebody's house Well technically I have a would be in the. 3 Wise Men looked ahead they booked ahead. With the hoping that we would. Come part out let the light on did so for calling birds and it's not actually the words it's Cali birds not calling birds and it's a collie is kind of an obsolete. Name for a grimy or city like a chimney sweep I mean the blackbird Yeah. The partridge if you people change this whole thing if somebody replaced the partridge apparently with a very pretty Peacock upon a pear tree and you think that's weird there's a Scottish version that gives an Arabian baboons and song but but the cock actually makes sense because if the cock in Christian paintings represents the return of Christ Yeah right so that would make sense God how about the 5 golden rings I assume that was a Vegas reference. Actually they think it might refer to pheasants I because it's weird in the song how they would switch from birds to gold jewelry and at the only reference to George that I think it was actually a crappy printing the golden rings around the neck of a of almost all or nothing logical all of been burned right all 12 of them you know how many gifts in total so if you were going to if you multiply the gift by every time it sung in the song you know how many gifts there are too many 364 wow yeah and I did this because I love this is one of the things I do like to find out at Christmas time how much I'm with this cause in modern money Ok so if you were to buy everything. From the from the 12 Days of Christmas all $364.00 of the gifts it would cost you 170000 dollars 289170289 dollars Ok And that's point 2 percent from last year wow how much time we have can I have like kind of a funny cost breakdown Ok so. The partridge in a pear tree cost you $2207.00 and 17th centuries actually down 4.5 percent from last year get a cheaper better steal it yet the turtles are the biggest drop 2 turtle doesn't cost you $300.00 down 20 percent the free the 3 French hens stayed the same the Cali bird or canaries were $59996.00 same as last year and gold is up 10 percent 60 so lane were 420 dollars 7.7 percent from last year Swans stayed the same the Swans were a big $113000.00 for the Swans milkmaids $58.00 same as last year 9 ladies dancing a little bit more $7552.00 same as last year Lord leaping comes in at $10000.00 same as last year at the big ones were the pipers 2740 dollars 87.8 percent from last year and 12 jurors drumming will set you back $2972.25 set point 8 from last year so there you go from Days of Christmas Underwire try not to say you could song and that's today's simple truth. Man you know when I can afford barely barely I can't afford any of that sir but sometimes a good movie or maybe get a cheap book probably isn't so many. It's time for books and movies don't. Move you can actually read a lot in the scheme of it and the apocalypse. Musical that takes place during the zombie apocalypse and at the by the young the school girl in England and her and. Friends who feel so trapped in school and they just yearn to be out and be free and travel the world and then the zombie apocalypse breaks out and then they have to fight for survival you turned me on to this earlier this week and I've checked out all the songs and they're all happy they're all happy it's a surprisingly upbeat musical Yeah it's a happy cheerful Christmas musical that just happened to take place during the drought the apocalypse just a few people being eaten right yes well actually holiday on a runs around with a candy cane Christmas element that you dig a lot and because it has a spike in it he uses that to kill the zombie that yeah in the round Yeah it's a said it was kind of like a combination with the review said somewhere between Shaun Of The Dead and a la la land if you will if you want to put those 2 together that's what I am and the apocalypse it's a happy musical but even if you take away the zombies if you're still a very happy nuke it sure is uplifting but I would not take away the sound I think is that it makes it that makes that makes a holiday movie for me while when people have bleeding during Christmas that makes you know that makes the holidays when when you put your relatives you always to fantasize about seen some of them bleed from different offices in the body ledger but in the next week I spend more holidays with the human. Eye and the apocalypse came out last year a very funny movie very uplifting and as a change you'll be singing along with the song I already am yes. Thank you you're listening to laugh your face radio 89 point one your network for social justice comedy commentary check us out on the web and check us out for local events that. Happen in your. Marriage just in time for the holiday season Claire the Clermont United Methodist Church in Claremont California has come up with a nativity this scene that depicts Jesus Mary and Joseph. As refugees in cages they're hoping to draw attention to can they condition faith by the migrants seeking asylum in the United States did have darker skin right at the church hosted its posted photos on its website showing Jesus Mary and Joseph held in separate cages top of barbed wire and this is the best part of the Baby Jesus is wrapped in a silver foil blanket. According to their pastor Reverend Karen Clark roosting the inspiration came from a nativity scene that was posted on Facebook with the idea of what if this family sought refuge in the country today and she noted that the Bible story Mary and Joseph lean from Israel to Egypt outright Herod is symbolic of the plight of several 1000 refugees who are seeking asylum in America and she hopes that the Nativity can spark enough conversation to make change for how the migrants are being treated so not another word for the evening I think they need like I carry dressed up like Trot. Leaning over a wall. Tweeting so many people from all over the world want to come to America just like that Donald Trump is the president well next you can pay up to $10000.00 to be smuggled across the border Chinese Illit illegal immigrants a pain up to $60000.00 while because human smuggling has far fewer risk than drug smuggling more criminals are smuggling Chinese immigrants from Mexico into America the goal is to fill the United States the so many illegal immigrants that they'll take over just like European settlers did when they wiped out the Native American population and took their land because breaking your premises hurting innocent people profiting from the misery is the only way to make America great again men while I feel good to Marian Well Bill and Spencer Stratton Adrian Adrian York and Taj Ortiz back had already been catching some waves and Trinidad State Beach California for several hours when they decided to take a break and to sit on a surfboard you know like you always see when I'm driving. I guess what as they were resting in Chile waters which makes tonight's weather seem warm by comparison they began to hear cries for help it would have been a very foggy evening if the 15 and 16 year old boys saw through the mist people yelling at age 5 to swimmers who were smashing around of the ocean their heads barely above the water 100 feet away the surfers to a home had been through junior lifeguard training new when the as they just dressed swimmers did not have long before they fell victim to hypothermia stay immediately jumped into action York and headed back to shore and called 911 and the other 3 went over got the swimmers and saved them right here off the coast of California you know they were talking about the ones that live and you talk about the ones that are missing now thanks a local story for you here's some nice music for you this is an old one but we're doing a lot of disco stuff if you don't you know you've heard that one you're the one that got to be real by Sherrilyn Oh yeah it's a classic that any good in it is and I've been going to the skating rink as a kid but nothing about I remember that with my skates or was it the real roller skating at the time then you probably skated on this one too this is from the band real life they had one real hit send me an angel oh. You are listening to laugh in your face radio and commercial free 89 point one f.m. Descanso you are network 1st so so just right that was real life was shed me an angel and you can send us a donation are many many opportunities make sure you check us out on our go. Funmi page that despite a laugh in your face radio and it's time for my favorite part of the evening it's time for the weirdest stories we confided. In your. So Wal-Mart has taken the ugly Christmas sweater to a whole new level there are American retail giant had to withdraw a festive sweater they had on their website that celebrates cocaine Yeah it has Santa on it with a straw man you see and and 3 white lines laid out on the ship before Him Let it Snow is written underneath it how many people are going to slang reference to cocaine when no kidding the sweaters or it's drawn from the retail chains website over the weekend and have never been sold in a retail store so the Las Vegas people have been thought of pickin slyness walking around hiding how boys hats and some of these gluing cowboy hats on the heads of pigeons and the pigeons and unable to get them off animal activists are hoping to catch you pitch and remove the hat and also open a cat's supposing gluing these hats on the pig because if they find that person they want to hire him for the glue a ball gag inside a Donald Trump because of all that I gotta have done something stupid but there's the next he never says anything at all Oh man all right this one of the locator but I love it when driving a very large r.v. Entered a fast food drive thru the wrong way and got stuck this is in Washington people in Eastern Washington say can make Police said the 56 year old lady was taken into custody on suspicion of driving under the influence you think so right now like to get drunk take the old r.v. The wrong way through or drive through and once it's jammed in there just keep ordering just keep our fellow hopefully the the cops don't catch a large r.v. Became wedged against a corner of a Taco Bell. Was like going to see at a bathroom nearby the restaurant that. You've got to get stuck making a sharp right turn into a narrow drive through she was booked and she's centage all. Clear from Andrea records she has an attorney you know that you're living in an r.v. And I'm a Taco Bell I doubt she's got the money for her I doubt that she was so like defenders are awesome Oh yeah well thank goodness we have. That Without that I have no representation right absolutely So I want to hear you decide to go out to you when you've got a new bike I'm excited about your new bike got a new bike went out riding with my friend graduate trash he crashed but you didn't know I didn't know you don't don't drop a new bike I'll know and then I spent the weekend detailing it so there you go now you can get over heartbreak like a 980 vertebrate informal. Take . And while he was in your books or out there what's coming to look up and find you were doing these days well how the f. Up like Donald Trump ethical I'll have become a fascist dictator in America it's actually pretty easy I think you would lie and get desecrate. And suddenly. They all feel safe yeah even though the Bible says the way of the anti-christ because he'll deceive you with lie and then you deceive them with lies and they love you wonderful well in the coming weeks I'll be performing at coffee shops around town just trying to stay close so I can stay spend some more time with my family and speaking of which I love to send my love out to my mom was feeling much better was a little bit under the weather so happy holidays to everyone happy holidays to you were only. You looked frightened by the whole concept. Of the Holidays Happy Holidays or devil and we want to thank all the weird people who are Tories and we want to thank everyone who made this show possible. To thank those gives givers and helpful surfers r.v. Drivers and. We want to. Take seriously we do. Everybody. There. You are a. Radio. Network . It's people like you. 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