Now im afraid im going to need that ball back. Absolutely. Get ready. Im going to put some mustard on this one. Ooooh uhoh. All right, everybody, lets move. I want to see your very best super bowl touchdown dance. Come on. Skews me who is throwing a football in the white house . Oooooh. laughter applause stephen hey live from the ed sullivan theater in new york, new york, its the late show postgame super show. Lets get it on. Stephen yeah oh, yeah thanks so much, everybody. Stephen Stephen StephenStephen Stephen. Stephen oh, feeling good. Oh, thank you. cheers and applause fantastic. All right, give it up for jon batiste and stay human, everybody. Jon yeah, baby cheers and applause . Stephen jon, did you watch the game tonight . Yeah, i was checking it out. Stephen i hope so because because thats what this entire show is about tonight. What a matchup man, broncos versus panthers. Normally, to see a horse fight an endangered cat you have to go down to a chinatown betting parlor. And i assume right now, denver fans are celebrating by setting fire to a bunch of cars. laughter while panther fans are dealing with their grief by setting fire to a bunch of cars. Thats actually why so many car commercials air during the super bowl. No matter what happens, youre laughter and the broncos applause the broncos jon the broncos are serious. Stephen they pulled it off with nothing more than the number one defense in football and one of the greatest quarterbacks in the history of the game, truly. cheers and applause a sipped rella story. Jon from new Orleans Stephen what . Jon from new orleans. Stephen i feel great for peyton manning, 200th game. Incredible. Did you guys see the game . Did you guys see the game tonight . I dont if we played it i dont know if we played it for you guys there were so many turnovers, carolina was coughing up the ball like it was made of hair and they were actual panthers. The broncos defense was such an impenetrable wall trump is asking mexico to pay for it. applause , of course, the big play of the First Quarter and the last huge strip sacks on cam newt, and, yes, i am finding out i am allowed to say huge strip sack qots live tv. Lets take a look at that first play. Theres newton dropping back, and boom oh, that mauling made want bear attack in the refinant look like a tickle party. Then, denver scored a touchdown on cam newtons fumble so for a minute there, he was m. V. P. Of both teams. But it was peytons night, so congratulations to the denver bronx. I am sure people amazing. I feel so great for him. Im sure people all over colorado are on cloud nine, which was recently legalized in colorado. But, of course, just like getting to the super bowl, both teams are winners with the exception of the panthers who lost. laughter how are we doing . Are we still live . We are live. Keep going . Yes, qeep going. Stephen just keep going . Keep saying the words . Okay, tell me when were ready to go to satellite, okay. Because i would hate to miss that. whispering i dont know who those people are. Jon i have never seen them, either. Stephen i would like to go to the guests. Is that cool. Do we have to go to commercial or to the guests . Do you guys want to see the guests tonight . cheers and applause lets do it. Well are they ready . There they are. Well, then lets do it. My first guests tonight are the starlz of the new film wiskey tango foxtrot. Please welcome tina fey and margot robbie. Stephen welcome to the show. Thank you for having us. Stephen its nice to see you again. Nice to see you. Stephen margot, ive never met you before, thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. Stephen you both look absolute lovely tonight. Thank you very much. Stephen is this what you normally wear to your Super Bowl Party . This is what i wear, the russian skating questionedd federation, and its very nice. Stephen are you growing up were you, a sporty type . I mean, as far as you know. laughter i was, you know if you had to if i had to be one of the spice girls, yes, i would have been sporty spice, yeah. Stephen i would be ginger. Would. Stephen margot, growing up in australia, you have to be sporty there, right . Yeah, yeah, they kick you out otherwise. Stephen just to run away from all the things there that want to kill you. Yeah. I was actually thinking you you know what expression i dont hey, hey about that nerdy australian guy . There are no nerds in australia. Stephen yahoo serious. Maybe, but if he was here, he would would seem so much cooler than me and you everyone is cool there. Everyone is cooler, everyone is cool. Stephen does australia have a version of the super bowl . Well, where im from the, the equivalent would be state of origin, which is where im sorry, whats the name of it . State of origin. Stephen that really sound like something from the hunger games. Yes, and it kind of inspires that intensity, too. The state where im from plays the state next door, queened land, plays New South Wales and its a massive deal. Stephen plays what . Rugby. Stephen i wasnt sure what they were playing, or just young nen a pit with stone tools. Did you play any sports . Yeah, i played baseball and soccer and basketball and tennis. Stephen thats a lot of sports. Thats a lot of sports. Sporty. I was. In my town, it was a working class up to and some sports they would just come around and be like, hey, you want to learn tennis . Nobody was organically playing tennis. Stephen thug, thugs . It was like a glug hey, you want to learn tennis . Ooud hate to see something happen to your shop here. They would come to me and be like, we need four more girls to make a la cross team, whos in . And we would be like, okay, well try. And we just played every sport like it was baseball. Stephen [ell done. Well done. 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Com cbs monday, february 15, its the grammys with superstars. Plus, welcome adele live, cbs monday, february 15. applause is. Stephen welcome back, everybody. Were back here with tina fey and margot robbie, but i understand if you guys are okay with is it we have jim nantz on the line here from santa clara from the super bowl stadium with a special guest. Are we ready to go with that now . Were ready. Stephen excellent, jim hello, my friend. Stephen good to see you. How is is everybody everybody doing . The celebration is still going on here. Im looking around and a lot of players are still hanging around with her families and i have the super bowl m. V. P. Right here, hey, von, congratulations. How does it feel . It feels great. I mean, im having fun with all my teammates. We broke our backs this year to feels great. Its beautiful. Tbod it good. Stephen you had a couple of enormous plays tonight. What do you say to all the people who doubted that your team could do it, and keep in mind, were live right now so dont say exactly what youd want to say to those people . I dont have any eye dont have any problem with those guys. I mean, were super bowl champs. I mean, we pretty much proved our case here on the dispeeld in every other game this season. Im not really worried about those guys. Im anxious to get back to my teammates and celebrate with those guys. cheers and applause . Stephen no doubt. Now, i have to ask you, how good did it feel . You were drafted right after cam newton your year, and tonight, for the entire game, you were right after cam newton the entire time. Was that was that was that the draft . I mean, i was i went 30 seconds behind cam. I mean, its really not its really not a big deal. I think the media made a big deal about it all year. Stephen you were on him in about three seconds tonight every play. I mean, cam is a great player. Hes my favorite quarterback after pate exxon we definitely had a hard time containing him. You see some of the tackles he broke today. Hes an amazing athlete and hats off to him. Stephen are you going to take any souvenir from the field, like a bit of the turf or a lock of jim nantzs hair . Hey theres not much of that left, be careful. Im just going to dab on him. Stephen can you give us a quick dap . We have 400 people ready to dab back. cheers and applause . You going to do it, too . Stephen shu, jim. Thank you, von, congratulations. Congratulations. Stephen, my pleasure, my friend. Von miller, jim nantz, everybody. applause fun. That was fun. Now, then, tina about this movie. Stephen you have a movie. Yeah. Stephen which i have already seen called wiskey tango foxtrot, which is an incredible movie, but its about a two female war correspondents in afghanistan. Yeah. Stephen and its a comedy. Yes. Stephen comedy, afghanistan, im in . Yeah, exactly. I thought, what do people want more than anything . Me and you in a lot of big coats and covered in with a helmet. Drurveg. Stephen kind of look like mike dukakis for a lot of it . I do did you contact isofis really quick. Stephen you are in this movie correct me if im Something Like cnn who gets sent as an onair personality in afghanistan, and youre a war correspondent who takes her under her wing. Something like this, jim. I can ask a favor . Absolutely feel free to say no. Yeah, sure. I hate to bring it up. I feel so rude even asking it. Its fine. Guys . Oh, by all means. Dont just say that to polite. I wouldnt, im not. Even nick . No, that would never happen so, youre good. Hey, dont say that. You could have nick. In afghanistan, youre a serious piece of ass. Thank you oh, thats nice. Youre like what, 6, 7, in new york . Here you are a 9. Borderline 10. What are you here, like, a 15 . Yeah. cheers stephen is that based on a true story . Yeah, the movie is based on a true story, a memoir of a woman named kim barker, who spent several years in kabul, and a fair amount in the book is how when you go to a place where youre one of very few women, you suddenly become, like, super attractive to everyone. And the movie is referred to as a phenomenon 4104. Youre a four at home, when you ship out, youre a 10, and when you go home, youre a four again. So that is a real thing that happens there. Stephen where was it actually shot . It really looks like it was shot in afghanistan. Thank goodness, we shot it here in new mexico in the United States of america. Stephen that took a lot of courage for you guys to go to new mexico. I was so worried about a breaking bad scenario happening. Have you ever been to new mexico . Stephen no, no. A lot of missing tape. Stephen what . Margot, you have ever actually been to afghanistan . No, i havent. Stephen i understand you do the sort of things that i would not probably want to do. Yeah. Maybe. Stephen like what . What is there to do . I mean have you been sky diving. Stephen no, no, i do not. I have children. laughter . Ive been sky diving a couple of time. Ive been diving with sharks and things. I have a tattoo gun now, so i you have a tattoo gun. You give people tattoos. Ive given 26 tattoos. I have one myself. Did the people want the tattoos. There were a couple who said they wanted a tattoo. Stephen you say, may i tattoo you . At first, i had to really beg people, and then it kind of like it became a thing, and people ask me now, theyre like, ill get one. That will be funny. Stephen that is actually even worse than the girlfriend who says, can i cut your hair . I cut peoples hair, too. Its forever. Stephen do you have a tattoo. No, not yet, but ill take one from margot, yeah. Margot. I spelled one wrong. I was writing a word and i spelled it wrong. A good time to be pretty laughter stephen what what was the word . Lets see if i can spell it. Well, it is its squad. When we were shooting suicide of suicide squad we got tattoo s. Stephen whose body did you misspell squad on. Simon, and his cafta, siftant is this epic dude. His name is simon. And he put his hand up first to get the first squad tattoo. Stephen is it appropriate for me to ask where on simons body its pretty big. Its on his arm. Stephen oh, wow. How did you spell it . Well, everyone was its i shord word. Everyone was spelling it skwad. To the w. Swad . laughter . Stephen remind me mott on let you tattoo. But if you still want one. Stephen tina, marg oh, thank you so much for coming. Thanks for having us. Stephen and for stick around for von miller, too. The movie is amazing. Wiskey tango foxtrot is in theaters march 4. Tina fey and margot robbie, everybody, well be right back. Ople so asleep, yet im so awake . Did you know your brain has two systems . One helps keep you awake the other helps you sleep. Science suggests when you have insomnia, the wake system in your brain may be too strong and your neurotransmitters remain too active as you try to sleep, which could be leading to your insomnia. Ohh. Maybe thats whats preventing me from getting the sleep i need being a rookie sucks more with jolly rancher dance gurley man, dance im a little teapot, short and stout. Keep on sucking music woman ill never remember all the projects, presentations, or meetings i gave up my nights for. musics drums intensify but days like this, ill never forget. Get out there, in the 2016 ford escape. Be unstoppable. This is my fight song take back my life song tonight, a brandnew super bowl late late show with zac efron, anna kendrick, adam devine, plus Carpool Karaoke with Sir Elton John la la la la la la la la la la oh, yeah applause cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. My next guest is the star of the anchorman movies and talladega nights among many others. Now hes appearing in zoolander 2. I am bad to the core now talk wheres my damn latte . Stephen please welcome will ferrell. cheers and applause stephen well, thanks for being here. Thank you for having me, stephen. Stephen always a pleasure. So great. So great to finally be on the show. Stephen did you get a chance to watch the game backstage . Which game. Stephen the super bowl. No. There was a threehour downton abby. I was so worried about lady mary. Oevment and she got caught in a giant, silver, super bowl. Stephen can i ask you one quick question . I want to get to the movie in just a second. Yeah. laughter stephen im curious im curious about your outfit tonight, what thats about. Oh, yeah. These duds. You know, ive justinoid your late show is kind of new. Stephen yes. And you dont really have an animal expert yet. Stephen we dont have one yet. We dont have one yet. Were hoping to get one. Were hoping to get one, yeah. I thought i could step in and fill the gap. Stephen that would be amazing. I thought we were going to talk about zoolander 2. Not really focused on that right now. Its all about the animals. Gr whatever you want to do. Youre the guest. In fact, ive brought some of very excited to share them with you and your audience. cheers and applause thank you. Thank you. Stephen what do we have here . This is mulan, easy, easy, easy, mullan. Mulan i wouldnt oooh, and aaah, when you hear about what she is. She is a shortspined peruvian mongoose. She looks so calm and cuddly, but she can be very aggressive and will charge. So please, no sudden movements. Stephen she look likes but i cook wrong she looks like a kitty cat. Stephen, who is wearing the vest. Stephen i didnt know there were any mongootion in peru. No, theres just one, this one. And you know why . Theyre just so damn delicious. laughter were hoping to get an indoor Breeding Program. Stephen i dont know a lot about animals but hiw do you have a Breeding Program when theres only one of them. Yeah, huh . Well, were going to have to cross it with something, something cool, like a wolverine, or possibly a dirt bike. So laughter yeah gr so was it was it fun working on the movie with ben. Is ben back . Which movie . Stephen zoolander . I havent seen it. This is kayak, this is a mongolian bush tiger. laughter he has a huge strip sack. cheers and applause can i say that. Stephen we can say that. We can say that. Okay, yeah. And hes just a year old, believe it or not. Hes going to grow to be 11 feet long. And hes going to weigh over 600 pounds. Stephen wow, wow. Mongolian tiger could take down a fullgrown moose. Stephen really. I was not aware there were moose in mongolia. No, in my backyard. Yeah, i shipped in a couple of moose to see if they could do it and won a whole lot of money. Stephen can i ask you something . Why do you have a gun . If the bush tiger escapes, this one, i have to take down. Stephen its that danger. Its the last one in existence. Stephen really, theres only one of these, 22. Theres only one of these, too, so its got nothing to lose. laughter stephen so its a its a desperate, desperate animal, ready to rip your face off. Stephen who do we have here . Get wings. Stephen let me ask you, was it fun to inhabit the character again . Yeah, yeah, it was a lot of fun. Yeah. So gr and whats this fella . Im sure youve heard of a duckbilled platypus . They have the bill of a duck. Stephen this is a duckbodied platypus. Stephen let me asksk are they rare . Theyre so rare. This is the only one left right here. Stephen where did you get this fella . This fella has the duck bill and the duck feet and also the duck body. And i got this one i got this tic tac toe. Stephen and what is his name . His name . Silapt row. Stephen are you sure thats his name . Thats not a garnish or something . Im pretty sure its cilantro thank you. Stephen thank you. Are they your helpers . Do they come with you, too . They travel the world with me. Stephen okay, all right. Now, what is that . laughter havent you ever seen a chicken before stephen . Stephen okay. Why do you have a chicken here . Oh, were feeding this chicken to the next animal right here. Would you put on those protective glasses, please. Stephen i have to put on glass . Yes. Chicken to this upper nile skull badger. Stephen youre going to feed the chicken to the thing . laughter this badger is going to eat that chick chicken. Stephen go ahead, go ahead. laughter did you already feed him back stage. Im sorry, sir. I told you not to. Stephen why do i have to wear the safety glass. Given half a chance this thing will burrow through your eye socket and nest in your brain. They lay eggs in your brain pan. When they hatch, they eat their way out your mouth and scream for you. Stephen because theyve eatep your tongue . Exactly. 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